This don't sit right with me editionPrev >>217414460
twitterfags be like>look at this totally uninteresting and unfunny tweet I saw
>>217419060it really do be like that all the time
>>217419060It's like my wife spamming me with lame instagram shorts. 90% of them are 30 seconds of a joke that wasn't funny and should have taken 10 seconds to tell
if I wasn't afraid of prison I would definitely rob onlyfans modelsbetween them being women and their bf's 100% being cowards (based on dating a whore) it'd be easy I think
>>217419060isn't twitter free speech now?
>>217419141Absolutely cannot stand when someone forces me to sit there and watch some unfunny dogshit vantablack coal on their phone
>>217419280She'll link them to me when we're sitting across the room. She can hear if I nope out before it ends and says "you're supposed to watch the whole thing or it's not funny!". Like, it was never funny retard, and I can see the punchline coming a mile away
>>217419248how would you identify of whores to rob?
>>217419452the internetthe average "smart" person barely practices infosec anymoreinstagram and twitter whores absolutely don't
100 million percent chance I’m a pathetic loser with no friends.
>>217419618Hell isn't real
>>217419618Will I go to hell if I empty my head into the bathtub?
Worried I might have laryngitis
>>217419618If only more people understood how shrimple it really is.
>>217419770Would you forgive me if I stole a kiss from your lips?
>>217419832300lb neckbearded hands typed this
>>217419849crazy that that has nothing to do with anything I typed
>>217419832>Grrrr I wud totally kill u >:(Oh no you wouldn’t lol. I’m too cute and you know it :3
>>217419727No
one of my worst fears is being captured by my opps and being forced to twerk on camera
>>217419849It shows
>>217419832Dilate
>>217419949>670 - SoyBooru.jpggb2r
>>217419036idgi?
Atmospheric river of gargantuan proportions rolling into the pacific northwest this morning
just turned a nigga to a ghost fr
Remember when the edgy counter culture kids were atheist punk rockers instead of boot licking christ cucks? It seems like the more things change, the more they stay the same
>>217420063My penis and balls are so hard for gay sex with u <3
I just know this lil nigga fuming
hiding stubs is retarded (used 4chanX again for the first time in a while last night even though it is a virus)
>>217420105I'm starting to suspect that it's some kinda meta bait and the guy doesn't actually believe in anything, just farming hate. That or severe retardation.
got him so mad he's renaming files lol
He got raped by a gay guy’s big penis into his ass
>>217420270I heard that's how gays reproduce
>Scheduled maintenance during CUM hours what the FUCK are they thinking
>>217420143okay but god still isn't real
I need to not give up and keep fighting
masturbating made my headache worse
>>217420600it do be like that sometimes
>>217420529Very correct and true
Conductor we have a problem!
I’m stimming so hard I think I might squee.
okay now this is based
>>217420829now she just needs to make a gofundme and she's set for life
>>217420788I rock back and forth or pace often
>>217420991How about gofuckme and you do fundraisers to hire a hooker
life is so easy for white women, just be racist and chuds will throw money at you
>>217420991already did
>>217419248nobody wants to die for a whore. common sense to pass that one and find a newer whore
There’s a member of my family who died in his 30s from going into cardiac arrest unexpectedly at his home. His parents would not allow an autopsy to find out the cause. What would you guess happened? Suicide?
>>217421111his family killed him for being a drain
>>217421102>what is a pimp with a harem of whores who pay him protection money
>>217421111That does happen in your 30s, albeit not very often.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1764630997375868.mp4
posting links instead of a crossboard quote is the #1 indicator of newfag disorder
>>217421190>
There's this new store on my town that sells all sorts of stuff, household, clothing, chocolates, sweets and snacks, beverages.They have Dr Pepper! Finally i tasted Dr Pepper. It's really good. I dare to say is superior to coca-cola and pepsi
>>217421111cardiac arrest no autopsy? my assumption is something shameful either auto erotic asphyxiation carradine style or just a shameful drug OD thing
Holy fucking canceled. I thought it was AI slop. Major sign of collapse for North America.
>>217421223not knowing how to crossboard quote is the brown behavior though
>>217419280>>217419443Femcel sister in law does this at the family dinner table during special occasions and it makes me want to slap her Same woman unironically said she likes when she's on public transit in Toronto and no one speaks English
>>217421240>is the brownstill mastering the english language jamal?
Suddenly I'm feeling cold easily
>>217421239LEAFED
>>217421257that's grammatically correct though
>>217421271its winter
>>217421273>The statement “not knowing how to crossboard quote is the brown behavior though” is not grammatically correct in standard English. Let’s break it down carefully:try again, faggot.
>>217421239Truedough resigned and Katy Perry is an old has-been. Kinda a nothingburger t b h
>>217421351you needed a chatbot to tell if grammar was appropriate lol
>>217421361>lol>maybe theyll all laugh with me*crickets chirping*
covfefe time
>>217421404>projectingI don't need other people's approval to laugh lol
>>217421416>reading comprehension where in my comment did i state you did?
>>217421111vax status?
>>217421414about do this is my toilet
>>217421426>>maybe theyll all laugh with mefor someone that tries to make fun of other people's english capabilities, you sure struggle with english
>>217421439i see the conversation has devolved into name calling and bickering. i accept your concession
>>217421461please quote the namecalling
Worried because my voice feels weird and the community choir concert is this week
>>217421351>>217421404>>217421461The Raped
>>217421493have a glass of milk before you go up you'll be fine
>>217421478i called you anon a faggot earlier. youll have to excuse me i forgot reading isnt your strong suit.
>>217421510>the conversation has devolved into name calling and bickering>i called you anon a faggot earliera. the conversation didn't devolve, you didb. nice english lmao
>>217421530don't worry about him he's just a literal schizophrenic pedophile necrophiliac who got raped by his step brother as a child and now pretends to read books while having daily meltdowns on /int/ also he's like 5'3" and less than 125 lbs lol
ive been rapedive never been rapedive rapedive never rapedone of those is true the other three are false
>>217421530boss
>>217421709Is that Candace Owens
if I don't reach my career goals in the next few years I might join one of those communes where everyone lives together and works on a farm
>>217421803Ayo this nigga a communist
>>217421833I'm no really, but I think I can fake it so I can leech off others
Went to gym time to wage-slave. I'd rather still be in the sauna.
I bought some smelling salts online, and I've been using them throughout the day when I need more energy, like when I have to present something, for example. I sometimes slip into a restroom stall to do it. Some people probably think I'm doing coke
What is a "medic physic paradox"?www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiwETJjpEv4?feature=shared&t=2m16s
Wait'll you see the whores Geordie got me
>>217422037yeahh... you probably shouldn't be doing those regularly, they can cause chemical burns inside your nose and throat
I think youse guys is really gonna like the next edition, especially the weebs and the weeb-aligned
planning the next OP when we're still 200+ posts away is next level cringe
>>217422482Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, as me dea bold Grandmother used to say
>>217422561wait are you the >lead follow or get out of the fucking wayguy
drank some rum and beer last night, my farts today smell like literal raw sewage. not a fan of this.
>>217422424You're saying I should do actual cocaine? Those are your words?
>>217422578Possibly
>>217421510Only rich fucks got to get pictures like that done. You're average jack off was just a poor serf
>>217422649lol
They're doing the age verification for porn sites now in my state, but I've only seen it on the major ones like pornhub and xhamster. Do they really think they can block/restrict all internet pRon?
>>217419141Gee-eff sends me lame latinx """"""funny""""" couple tiktoks sometimes and I understand domestic abuse completely in those moments
>>217422741I have the same thing, I think the logic is to make it hard for the most common ones so kids will just give up, but I don't think that would ever actually pan out.
>>217422741This is why I'm glad I don't watch porn. I just download pictures of girls doing mundane stuff and make up sexy mental scenarios and jerk it to that
>wife>gfNormies OUT
>>217422741They can block it enough to stop the average onanist but not a committed coomer
>>217422037Imagine the smell
>>217422804Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>217422807>onanistOld school
I like those herbal things Thai people always sniff for energy
I was arguing with this one faggot in another thread and he honestly believes that all men are at least a little attracted to other men. When I told him that straight men find men repugnant he refuses to believe it. This is the level of delusion these people work under
>>217422890Khat?
>>217422647you should huff paint thinner if i'm being honest
Why is cocaine illegal but tobacco is freely sold
>>217422945because Tobacco is grown and processed in America, cocaine is not.
4chan finna shut down in an hour what are we going to do?
>>217422921Ya-dom, it's like Vick's vaporub but Thais sniff it all the time
>>217423132I wonder for how long
Cocaine makes you feel like a god, don't you want to be a god?
>>217422892They don't really believe that they are either>1) trolling to piss you off>2) indulging in the number one fetish of homosexual men (besides molesting little boys) which is making normal men sodomites
>>217422999It could be. The deep south and Florida are perfect for growing Coca plants
at my hotel in Bergen. wanted to go to a park, but it's already pretty dark out. might just have some food and turn in for the day.
>>217423132smoke weed and gamble
>>217423283Your brown ass is getting heightmogged by all the Anders
>>217423278but those areas are infested with Floridians, the cocaine wouldn't last before making it to market
>>217423278Isn’t it suited to growth in tropical mountains? Doesn’t sound much like Florida. Maybe the Ozarks or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC_jXA1KJRQIdk why it got so much hate, the King of the Hill movie was great
Reply to this post to enter my Fuck a Fan Contest(TM)If your post ends in the 2 digit number I have in mind, then you will get to spend a night with me when I return to North America this holiday season
Say the N word!
>>217423735Nosferatu
>>217423733bonnieblue...
>>217423735Norteno
>>217423735Niggardly
>hehe I'll say an n word that isn't nigger and I'll get hella uppoints! :D
>>217423850^
hello
>>217423850I was insulting the Mexicanigger thoughbeit
learning to play guitar
>>217423393Wtf is a "tropical mountain" an area is either tropical or it isn't, mountains don't come into it
*slides into thread and almost slips*deerrrrp, hello there! I am the penguin of DOOOOM xD
>>217423927 (\_ ( •> / )/__ /
>>217423927*Stares at you blankly for a few seconds before smashing you in the face with nunchicks wicked hard
>>217423850this is my first time using the internet and I have no idea what you're talking about
>>217423927that's horrible man how can you say that
>>217423913Cold mountain: Canadian RockiesTropical mountain: Colombia
>>217423986+1 for taking out a jeet-1 for an heroingNet neutral
>>217423986Bodied that jeet
>>217423986He didn't even attempt to steal anything he just gave up. Stupid way to end up in hell.
>>217423986white nigger behavior
gah zamn nigga
>>217423986what a scene for the guy just standing there with a fucking soda can and packet of crisps shrugging his shoulders
>>217424083Your brown ass is on fire
>>217423986This is the kinda shit that lets you know there's no god, no divine plan, nobody "up there" looking out for anyone, we just live in chaos soup and anything can happen at any time for any reason or no reason at all
>>217423986I don’t understand the sequence of events in this video. Did he kill the clerk by accident, and then shoot himself to avoid going to prison for murder?
>>217424126>Jeetus deletus>no GodIf anything this proves the opposite
>>217424126>Bad thing happen >Oh my science this is proof there is no God!!!
>>217424144That seems to be what happened
>>217424115your turn nigger
>>217424154Yes, actually. Exactly. If "god is live" and is all powerful and all good, then there's no way he would let even half the shit that goes on go on.
>>217424126Imagine there's no VishnuIt's easy if you tryNo India below usAbove us, only sky
>>217424153why are they like this.
>>217424187>if God why bad thingBabby's first "Problem of Evil"
>>217424187God never promised a happy life
>>217424206Blood memory
>>217424186Post the top of your hand pedro
>>217424227>Heh. Stupid cretin, god let that meth addict chop up her 10 year old daughter and microwave her body parts to test the father's faith
people who post essays on 4chan should be killed>>217424271already posted handpost yours you retarded queer
>>217424153cartoonish
>>217424299Post the top of your brown hand Pedro
>d-do what I say!put my cock in your mouth and suck it
This song is garbage whatever it is. I'm changing it
>>217424339You are brown
drinking covfefe
CMU??? We can't even stand in the correct order. I hope North Korea annexes us soon.
>>217424206They're fucking stupid and fail to realize that the train cars are larger than the width of the rail track
>>217424353you are >bitchless>broke>friendless>300lb>jobless>unloved>your parents' biggest regret
>>217424288>millions of Africans starve to death>jeets trample and poop themselves to death with diarrhea>methheads end the suffering of their offpsring while simultaneously ending their addiction prone bloodlineSounds pretty benevolent
>>217424359If that happens would you be called South Korea.
>>217424357Drinking tea
>>217424376Brown seethe lol
>>217424153British trains are getting their revenge on India one jeet at a time
>>217424402you hide behind race because the only thing you can take pride in is the only thing that was actively out of your control
>>217424396What are you, some kinda fag?
>>217424359Fun Fact: Carney is friends with Ghislaine Maxwell and his wife & her sister went to the same school as her. They were friends and classmates for many years. If you mention this to a Canadian you just get the NPC stare
Daddy's back, bitches
Cloudflare cloudflared itself yet again. Why do we have to deal with this garbage?
At the gym, it's so fucking hot I'm gonna have a heat stroke
>>217424548lol free website is free
Long hard day of nothing ahead of me
>>217424449Not really that surprising considering he's part of the banking elite and they all rub shoulders. Also didn't he already publicly mutilate his child (allow them to take tranny hormones etc)?
>>217424449>>217424811:D
I lost another 10 lbs
>>217424836Normdroids are too brainwashed to care, the Laurentian elite will control this country until its final day even if that means total annihilation.
>>217424917>The Jewish population makes up approximately 0.04% to 0.2% of Mexico's total populationwowzers, what are the odds their president would be jewish??!!! she must be super duper qualified.
we back?
I am a lovable wastrel,a rogue, vagabond, and rapscallion
>rapscallion>scallionnever had one but I could go for some fish
>>217424936about tree fiddy
Job I quit says I need to come in to get my paycheck even though I set up my direct deposit
>>217424961You are a scurvy cur, a knave; a charlatan at best and a sodomite surely.
Might have to skip lunch because I gotta do so many reports. I hate 4th quarter.
>>217424996ummm I think you mean Q4 anon. we say Q4 around here.
is 36 years old too late to join the army
>>217425023Pretty sure they upped the cut-off to the 40s.
>>217425066that's good I need a plan b in case I can't get any other work...
>>217425088Found the list on the USA gov site: Air Force: 17 - 42 Army: 17 - 35 Coast Guard: 17 - 41 Marine Corps: 17 - 28 Navy: 17 - 41 Space Force: 17 - 42So you have time for some of these before you get aged out.
>>217425023yes, because you should know better by now. if you're 36 and still think the army is a viable option you may as well just kys.
And we're back
>>217425144I'm a man with no skills bro. It would work in a pinch for me
>>217424996Give me a wfh data entry jobI am good at spreadsheets but no one will hire me
>>217425182Do you have a high school diploma? If so you could get into the military.
>>217425131wait is space force a real branch? that sounds ideal there's no way I'm dying in a space war. thanks for the list brother. guess I'm already passed army
>>217425182what have you been doing all these years?
>>217425217I got a GED more than a decade ago it's on record somewhere
>>217425241saving azeroth.....
>>217425131If I'm colorblind, flat footed, obese, was born with various mild health problems, and my IQ is 50 points above their usable minimum, which branch should I join to become chairforce?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2X9p5Jd-Zc&list=RDh2X9p5Jd-Zc
>>217425283them dargons do be mean
>>217425291Do you eat crayons?
>>217425182The military is gay become a traveling merchant instead
>>217425319I got no wares
>>217425291you have to join the chairforce to be in the chairforce...
what did you guys do while 4chan was down? i browsed this ancient serbian forum called krstarica
>>217425023Buy kneepads and meet me under the bridge. You work for me now
Whenever this site goes down I always go to /int/ on the Sharty
>>217425358>kneepadsas what, a catcher?
>>217425338i worked my job
>>217425338Worked
>>217425338I browsed this stupid vaporware forum agora road and also a few altchans
>>217425338posted with a few die hards on the sharty cum
>>217425367Erm uh yeah a catcher of sorts...
>>217425367you'll be catching something(cum, in your face and ass, because you = gay)
>>217425427why bro
Life is gay, let's get another playthrough going
>>217425462gays are wicked and perverse
>>217425467this x100
>>217425313Nah I can't find any lemon ones and that's the flavor I like>>217425334ohwhich branch can I join to get shipped to fuckistan and just die already despite my disqualifying medical issues
>>217425496you'd probably have to wait until an active war starts and the standards drop through the floor
>>217425496Army might actually accept you unless you're over the age.
>>217425496just volunteer for the bumfight or tell Israel you want to support their cause. they'll happily bring you over to clear tunnels and stuff (you'll really just be a human mine sweeper)
>>217425496oh well if you were being truthful about all that you won't get into any of them I don't think.if you did have an IQ 50pts above the minimum they would have taken you though
>>217425466Imagine not being imaginationpilled to literally do this in your free timeooooooooo I'm having another daydreeeeaaaam>>217425526two more weeks?>>217425537I'm 33 just very tired and suicidal but like eating>>217425552I do, it's 135, they can work with people as low as 85 for some ranks, they tested it.
>>217425573I mean just go join the pookraine army they'll take anyone (they will ALSO send you straight to the frontlines to die in a russian arty strike)
>>217425612I was going to go there right when it all started to kill as many ziggers as I could before dying, but I was in debt so wouldn't have been able to even make it to the coast to try and stow away on a cargo shipNow there's no point because it's not like I'll actually save any lives, everyone is already either evacuated or forced or willing to stay and die, and I doubt they would pay me if I somehow lived
tripled my balance at the casino then lost it allspinning back or I'll die trying ofng
>>217425689you would have killed zero btw, stupid fatty
>>217425698https://files.catbox.moe/arjovj.mp4phuck vegas bro
>>217425496think about joining the merchant marinethere are mariner schools that will take care of everything, kind of like the military
it's impossible to respect fatties
>>217425689>but I was in debt so wouldn't have been able to even make it to the coast to try and stow away on a cargo shiplmao bro what you trollinthere's no way this way a real thoughtnigga finna stow away on a cargo ship like it's fuckin 1765 and he's going to da new world n shiet
>>217425780arent merchant marine boats staffed entirely by low morals thirdies and shit that like kill inspectors and shit
>>217425780I used to think about doing that too One of my favorite writers Conrad went that route
Ah, Joseph Conrad. The Sea wolf. Helluva book
>>217425845Yah that's part of the adventure mani think the real issue is sex I guess mariners just run a train on the one girl
>>217425877I thought they tanked up on whores at the dock usually
>>217425845you see all types on a merchant ship, from what I've heard. Officers go to college specifically for it, but other roles on the boat range from just warm bodies to skilled tradesmen
more like 50 Shades of Gay that shit is for f a g s
>>217425707seethe more HIVan>>217425841why are you talking like a black?why would I fear to attempt such a thing on the way to my certain death?no one thinks objectively anymoredo you have any idea how many tons of hard drugs move through global ports every week?
>>217425698
/cum/ doesn't read books
>>217425963are women fags
>>217425963Pretty sure it's for women
Eric Lustbader's White Ninja was good
>>217425978she can't clean those nails properly she's got poop nails
>seethe more HIVan
>>217424836>>217424917The (((media))) came out and deboonked the Carney Ghislaine photos as fake, but they never actually deboonked these ones. They deboonked obviously fake ones with Tom Hanks that I never saw anyone post except the deboonkers. Amazing coincidence that they deboonked those fake ones just as the real ones were trending around election time haha
I have a cold
I've been reading a lot of fantasy lately, I should switch it up and read some philosophy after I finish my next book.
>>217425969do tooI just don't finish them
>>217426042jews love poisoning wells
>>217425969I'm reading a book a out the Tudor Rebellions of the 15th century rn
>>217425988the term is faghag>>217426053heat it up haha ahahah
>>217426067Those are all cringe
>>217426082>the term is faghagno? not remotely applicable in this situation, idoit
You want the chainsaw gringo?
>>217426089wrong
>>217426121the dispossessed is definitely cringe
>>217426067>The autobiography of Gucci mane
>>217426070>OY VEY poisoning the well is an anti-semitic trope it neva happened goy!Why are they like this?
>>217426067I've read revolt, stranger, illiad and marcus
>>217426067>filenamenice bait
>>217426121Sorry I missed the Epictetus book there
>>217426067>stephen kinglmaoanyways I'll forgive you since you have Evola
>>217426092actually just completely shaved my shit the other day
>>217426131haven't read it yet, I just got it cuz it was like $5 on amazon and I like the cover>>217426133it's actually surprisingly engaginghe can tell a good story but it's obvious it was ran through a white writer>>217426149>being this new
>>217426110woman moment
>>217426141imagine if you believed the entire Earth was your personal minecraft world. you destroy things, steal fro villagers, create farms of them and generally wreck things for your personal amusement. circlekin believe this absolutely 100%. goyim are not humans, but clever animals to be exploited or killed or raped as the circle desires
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L-HG0_aIKwits up
>>217426061the only thing i'm reading these days is this serbian magasin called zabavnik. it's super interesting but kinda leftist
>>217426081Main thing I'm finding interesting so far is this stuff about The Great Chain of Beingbasically peasants and the commons implicitly accepted their subservient position, and even when revolting they'd seek out gentry to lead their rebellionsAnd when people would rebel they'd always frame their rebellions as supporting the Commonwealth and the Kingwhen people disapproved of something the king did, they'd argue that the king fell prey to "evil councilors"
>>217426205retard moment (your entire life)
>>217426213The word is magazine
>>217426214that is how it done used to be out there
>>217426222and yet you keep replying to him
>>217426210Gonna have to wait for my favorite lawtubers to break this down
>>217426247tis important to insult retards
>>217426264Dumbass
>>217426214Feudalism was based
Whoever makes the new thread will be the threadcuck
>Dumbass
just arrived.
>>217426214Crazy how Europe needed the Black Death to wipe out most of the population for this to be reformed. Imagine what will need to happen for the current nightmare to end.
NEW >>217426303
>>217426067What's the cringe book
>>217425612Russians ran out of artillery
>>217426575no they didn't
>>217426206So true
Why is Mexico such a third world shithole? Even Africa seems safer
>>217427159It's your fault and the CIA.
