Reformation edition
>>217469216Mad how this knob raped Europe
>tfw no autistic gf
>>217469240>tf>tp
ffs wish I could rent it now it looks so good!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously though how do we get mark back on youchoob I've got nothing to watch while I'm on the bog anymore
get the gingerbread lattes sucked rorke!
girl I work with keeps saying "what the helly" and it's becoming annoying
Best gimmick of the year?
>>217469293he'll be back like nothing happened in a few days
>>217469307poo seal because it generated some actual OC
>>217469307get a life outside of 4chan
it's been an alright year for me. not great but not awful.
>>217469303Is she a single 30-something quirkychungus cat lady?
>>217469341No she's a braindead zoomer
>>217469251is it just a table read or is that just the rehearsal
>>217469341no she's a 25 year old Portuguese qt with an enormous arse
>>217469307Angela Rippon's musky tuppence
My beard is my personalityChilli sauce is my passion
>>217469347Scream 6-7 in her face until her head explodesOr rape correction, your choice really
>>217469332same for me, I haven't really progressed at all life-wise but I've become quite popular at toil and made some new friendships, achieved a few things etc
>>217469364Craft beer runs in my veins, my skin is flannels and I sweat vape juice.
>>217469303almost as infuriating as nanberg calling dogberg a 'funny billy'
gimmick of the pear?
>>217469383>Craft beerFOY
>>217469350It's just a table read in front of a fart-sniffing audience laughing far too much at the unfunny narrator
Autumn is HERE... you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
>>217469414dogberge onamadone
>>217469419Winter in a few days mate
>>217469317I thought that but now it's been two weeks
>>217469419>Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key.More of a Primark man myself so my clothes are made in places like Bangladesh and Myanmar
>>217469404Craught beer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBeJH9BJoaE
fucking sun's shining directly in my face
japanese nurses with enormous breasts
>>217469457quite funny actuallyyou can stay for another post
>>217469457Done that British incel freak
>>217469419bear_coming_out_of_hibernation.mp4
clean shaven
>>217469463>>217469466the duality of man
egg wank on the cards
cba to get a haircut looking more and more ridiculous by the day
Still can't believe incestflix is gone foreverEnd of an era
>>217469419BasedRecently copped a couple of 100% wool pieces, one from m&s and a turtle neck from hawes and curtis
>>217469499those little better call saul spoof intros were kino
>>217469499there are better types of porn out there lad
Oh she SoopaSmoove™
>>217469544never understood why they bother with those half face masks, surely anyone that knows them well like a family member or work colleague would still easily recognise them
Need to watch Emma Watson’s anus expand as a massive turd emerges from it, falling out right onto my face.
>>217469566It's a fetish thing
>>217469566Retard
mad how migrant rapes are genuinely a daily occurrence now
>>217469544yeah? like what?
>>217469544yjk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXzVlbExNhc
a pooing 747
*Migrates to the UK*
can’t stop spending money on shite already 7 grand in credit card debt but keep telling myself ill get the money from somewhere which is probably true because everything always works out for me in the end so ill be ok
>>217469466Get the gg-044 on
>>217469613*rapes you*
>>217469568The raped
>>217469524Looks a lot like some girl I matched with on hingeShe's not Argentinian is she?
>>217469599cfnm, cmnf, gloryholes, bukkakesall hotter than a latina and a jew pretending to be relatives
just want a SINGLE oracle tutorial YouTube video that isn’t an Indian
>>217469243I imagine the genuine autistic girls aren't even online because they're too busy with their weird hobbies.
500 word essay due tonight and i have no idea what to right
>>217469655oh my days
>>217469679>What to rightIt not right
>>217469679words mate
Blood is also known as homogoblin or some shit.
Yup, she SoopaSmoove
>>217469664No indeed they're too busy sewing their victorian era clothes by hand in their dirty little femcel lair or watching anime
2 slices of warburton's raisin and cinnamon bread, toasted with a scraping of butter down the hatchnoncing a coffee nowblessed morning this is
eating spaghetti btw
I'm about to do scrambled eggs and sosij myself
dj rorke on the paddle mixer
lol politics = cuckoldry imagine thinking u matter (and not going and getting a government job in politics, instead being a cuck)imagine your "you" being imagining Kier Starmer talking to you. actual cuck
it not right
>>217469251thought this was a trailer that you could pay to rent
Cuckoldry specifically implies a lack of knowledge on the part of the male being cheated on. What most people refer to as a 'cuckold' is, in fact, a 'wittold' or 'wittol'
>>217469786I matter very much actually, lots of people love and depend on me
>>217469808talk normal you fucking retard your dad failed you if you worship a stinky pants pooing bimass wigger with IQ so low he says everything three times
>>217469307that tv quiz presenter poster is funny bradley welsh lol!!
i'm a dumb idiot retard and possible spacker
>>217469826dis nigga the cuck consultant
>>217469826wrong and youre just making shit up on the internet, but I literally dont care enough to argue this shit but yeah you are also uneducated and stupid
>>217469745how do you stick to only two slices? when i eat things like raisin and cinnamon bread, i have to have at least three or four slices to feel satisfied
>>217469846You are uneducated.
sperging around at the speed of sound
>>217469828>>217469852
latex slags
Could a white nationalist democracy exist?
the absolute state of these "robots"
>>217469828>wiggerHate those types almost as much as hate try hard cringey fags such as >>217469771
>>217469848try being less of a fat cunt
being doing 1 poo a day mereckon something wrong with me this not normal
Have just stubbed my toe on the bed frame corner. Not happy.
>>217469857alri autist sonic
what the helly
you people have shit cavern auras down down hadal zone abyssal plane
>>217469869the crease in the skirt makes it look like she has an enormous fannois
>>217469857Another try hard cringelord. Go jump off the nearest bridge
zack powankski
NOW THEN /BRIT/ FRIENDS
>>217469921
to be fair, any man (without 4chan raping them) capable of making up their own strawman/illusions, that completely buck break their entire soul & their life, make this figure, imagination - it not being real - a figment of themselves, would probably be very powerful in some lifes if you gave them many, and that potential should be respected, that is a very powerful thing, they are probably very powerful...or would be, without having been raped by 4chan
mental how they still fucking post about this stupid fucking cunt
>>217469841Hello Diego, looking forward to Christmas?
>>217469957Print it out and hang it on your fridge stupid fuck
need to get rid of youtube premium but then i'll have to go back to downloading albums like it's the stone age
>>217469942I dont care about this iltwho like you do with your idol worship. you have 0 personality other than idol worship
>>217469966we're due another stephen lawrence story any day now too
>>217469973
>>217469976why do you need to get rid of it
kicking a huge rat carcass around
>>217470000the gardevoir rape ground
>>217469999Mad how they literally dug him up during the riots
>>217469243
come back (and play nice with the thread, be constructive, positive), robots, you can probably do a lot better and have a lot of potential, but just need a friend and all that you know. I mean to realize your full potential
mummy i want bitty
>>217470001save 13 pounds a month
how come nobody talks about damilola like they do steve lawrence?
>>217470023corr that boob jiggle
im cross with you at the moment
>>217470048not bitty now dearbitty later
>>217470023shes fitshe probably fucks dogs though. she is kinda dog-like>>217469243this is the most annoying cringe person on the planet and I literally wish she would smile less. all her videos are attentionwhoring cringe. im autistic and she is cringe dont care about the first one because I want to literally rape her (and then she starts crying). and she would deserve it for faking. "at least this one is autistic" no, shes too annoying and the internet wont stop me showing her so I might go premeditate a murder
;-)
>>217470073Why what did I do?
>>217470087didnt invite me to your birthday party
>>217470023griposaurus sex
>>217470048you want the bitty?
>>217469976>paying google money>ever
>>217470081ever met a girl who was into that? can't say I have
all of her videos are "look how retarded I am I am so autistic" stop showing me that shit YouTube. P.S. women cant be funny
what's the point of australia
>>217470095Sorry I tried calling but you didn't answer I even left a voicemail
I just found out that The New European magazine renamed itself The New World, and I can't help but think it's in reaction to President Trump's re-election. Why are lefties so afraid of toothless puppets such as Trump?
sucking a riced crispy
glod
>>217470107*does a little dance*
>>217470102girl at work once told me she liked to wear a dog collar while having sex
>>217470102fucking dogs? a lot of them do and thats just FAX
>>217470081Be nice.
p.s. i love willies
>>217470131thats hot >>217470142no. this shit pops up on my YT shorts all the time no matter how much I dislike the videos only good thing about it is at least shes autistic
>>217470148bit gay desu
>>217470148I love doing wheelies too
you cant just rape the disabled mousey
catstein acting like he’s on demolition crew
>>217469889same here because im on a diet. sometimes i wonder if all the pain i've gone through is even worth it just because i wanted to lose my virginity
>>217470155Don't watch shorts. It literally destroys your brain more than alcohol
>>217469848I'm very unhappy with my life because I'm such a fat cunt and if I don't change my ways I will kill my own self so I have to have control
savagely raping my own arse
it’s so obvious my postman hates me because I’m a NEET
>>217470208I hate women
a wank is on the cards
parasite
>>217470208*tapes a minicooper toy car the tip of my peenor* alri
Stop it with the tiktok shite
>>217470239mindbroken
>>217470208autistic mongs here will shit on her then do the exact same thing when they see a graph of the industrial output of the ottoman empire during WWI
>>217470251Retard.
>Stop it with the tiktok shite
Into the light of mineInside I fallInto the light of mineIt's just a loveInto the soul of mineIn by the bedInto the soul of mineHis soulHis soul the light of mineIt's all a bibeInto the light of mineInside of meHere's to the light outsideIt's all in painI see the soul of youIt's just a lifeInto the water of meInside your bedGo kill the ghost of herDon't bother meHere's to the light outsideIn the waterIn the waterIn the water
>>217470255the fuck is this
>>217470254Guilty as charged I do this when playing my video games. Still I don't feel the need to tape myself then post it online.
need food..food me
feeding moo deng to a pack of wild dogs
>>217470285what games?
>>217470255In your shut-in mind this hag is beautiful and is your girlfriend. Neither are true.
remember that cerebral palsy girl?she would have got it
>>217470327rubyposter is gay and ruby is also gay
>>217470343based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgFc3sv7Iv0
>>217470315FactorioZachtronics gamesMap gamesCity buildersThe aspie starter pack really
Huw Edwards comeback tour
>>217470365you're autistic
>>217470254taking an interest in learning isnt the same as having a spack attack when you see your favourite brand of car
>>217470343Cerebral palsy orgasms must be wild>>217470381No way really?!!
>>217470365>Zachtronics gamesgiga autism
>>217470131shouldve marreid her. happy DW happy life
>>217470389yea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTOa2I8d8EU
we are quickly approaching diego day
matikanafufu buttplug
>>217470397BradarB
wonder if they sell arse plug ice tray moulds for those hot summer days
The Chase presented by host Bradley Walsh is SHIT
closing in on the srebrenica pocket
>>217470424
>>217470437who would win between bradarb and darbrad
mumbergs got her leggings on and it really accentuates her curves
Igot beeline burst on vodka (shuka sho), because that skill is poggers >>217470474...based
>>217470474ever...you know...
>>217470424why did he make that noise
>>217470466The raped
>>217470474corrr corrrrpost mumberg
>>217470486actually made me sad
My net pay this month is £3,410.26My gross pay is £4317.92If I earned that much every single month I'd earn £51,815.04 a year and be in the next tax bracket
>>217470486its not even the same person
>>217470497But enough about Emma Watson
>>217470474
fell asleep to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNwMiydCYA4can diego let me know if this is accurate?
the BBL wife becoming latina mom
>>217470542disgusting fake plastic tramp
>>217470517I'm just in the higher tax bracket so I salary sacrifice to get back under just pointless innit but reeves is coming after people like me isn't she greedy cow
>>217470542Totally fine when they do it
>>217470517this hurts so much.....
>>217470556My PIP won't pay for itself
>>217470550>KurzgesagtRefused to watch them since that preachy refugee video ten years ago
>>217470489>>217470499um
might become a madagascan
>>217470469BradarB obviously not only does he have eyes but he also has two mouths=double the offensive capability. Meanwhile darbrad can only navigate using touch and vibrations, he's an easy picking unless he somehow masters this technique and becomes a sort of blind mole creature.
managed to have a conversation with a girl while sober today
rorke putting a cucumber down his pants for his daughters sleepover because its fine when the women do it
toilfu last night at christmas party nearly accidentally held my hand when I went to go and get pizza and then laughed and brushed her hand down my shoulder at something I said and also stood in proximity close enough to me to be considered within my personal space, and she also looks straight into my eyeswhat should I take from thisI am a taken manYes I would shag her if I were not she's quite fit
>>217470582a compelling synthesis
might move to ice age
>>217470588
peethesis
>>217470587the girl who works at woolies doesnt count
>>217470588yeah you gotta go
might relocate to zootopia
>>217470601Doesn't count if it's up the arse
>>217470562What does, the image or the post about money?
>>217470654dont google artofzoo!
>>217470627a mealy-mouthed response
>>217470184how can you say such things when ozempic exists? if you are really overweight (30+ bmi or preexisting health conditions e.g. diabetes), you could get ozempic free on the nhs. otherwise you can buy it privately. the price of ozempic will be coming down a lot early next year when generic versions begin to enter the market.
>>217470645Doesn't count if it's up the arse
i'm leaving this town to live the bug's life
>>217470665fucking um
woke up from a dream where i did a good deed and now i feel proud of myself even though it was just a dream
my name is rorke and you're watching disney channel
>>217470676
>>217470691rorke doing this at his daughters sleepover and drawing the disney logo with a cucumber using hip movements
Fatties should be put in a concentration camp until they lose all the weight
Why is it that, more often than not, Irish diaspora people are liberals and really vocal ones at that?
had a dream that i was in a school exam and a fire alarm went off and this kid james who was a bit of a geek and looked it starting sperging out like he was going psychotic from it and i joined in to get out of the exam
>>217470707
just kidding, I dont need a cucumber
>>217470254That's Rorke done then
just got banned from runescape for botting and racism
I eat the same way I did as a kid, but back then I was skinny and now I'm fat. Mad how metabolism works.
>>217470743good botting is against the rules and racism is too i think thats a well deserved ban
>>217470660the image of course. you know when you’ve got someone to share a cold night with but you didnt show enough appreciation? i get that feeling
>>217470469wouldnt it be bradarb and leyel
>>217470645>
>>217470743i can trim thy armour
>>217470745Mad how you grow when you're a kid but not when you're an adult.
>>217470728reminds me of that time those six aussie kids died after the bouncy castle flew away (with them still inside?
don't know what it's like to get a compliment bet it feels nice
>>217470728You never post funny ones you just post standard sad news stories where a child has died but not even in a particularly funny way, you literally don't get it
>>217470786Thought the same thing when I initially read the headline
happy meek would get it
>>217470801he's a yank, he likely doesnt have an internal monologue or theory of mind
>>217470801>you literally don't get it>he doesn't get itFuck off kiddo
>>217470777wish i lived where she does, comfy and ignorant to the world beyond tarq coffee shops
>>217470777Based rubyTattle are going to be seething
just farted
>>217470825americans are not permitted to use my images
MAN-LOVE RULES OK
kick in the door waving the 44
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape
>>217470837Should've put a copyright on it
A tier vodka havin run 17 races! epic I am getting pretty OK with vodka now. I fucked up and didnt get the (mile) reduce own fatigue, increase other runner fatigue skill though
>>217470872toby
>US could ask foreign tourists for five-year social media history before entryright well that's me banned from america then
>>217470865
just waiting for some cock
>>217470880yees what is ittt
howl
>>217470896do you live in a caravan x
>>217470882What's stopping you from just... lying?How can they prove you have social media
>>217470902
another pointless interactionjust cba going around and around in circles
>>217470920lmaoget the runts homeless
>>217470882Is dickgirl porn banned in America the land of the free speech and the brave ?
>>217470920Maybe you should try getting a job
>>217470920would shag his tight little twink arse while the moomins watch
>>217470920student finance is based on your parents income so likely their folks are loaded
>>217470777Lard arse alert
>>217470920you get UC for being a student now?
>>217470918Ghoulish looking fellow, send him back specifically
now ive got to do it (vodka) again
>>217470954some of the worst turkey teeth I've seen
>>217470777I don't know why that one guy hates her. She's one of countless arrogant, self-important people out there. And she clearly has enough self-awareness to know she's far from brilliantly gifted. She's admitted to struggling with her uni workload, has she not?
ohh! vodkara!
>>217470981veneers in general look horribleyou can always tell
>>217470951oh dear
>>217470920My dad retired early cause we were well off but this meant on paper our household income was low so I got a big fuck off student loan so get in there de lads>inb4 that just means you have more to pay offParents paid it off
crow outside going CAW CAW CAW CAW
got accused of having turkey teeth when i had my teeth whitened
>>217470951the fucking state of that ogre
>>217470954>tech-houseWhat
>>217469243She was on Love on the Spectrum
>>217470784yeah, that is pretty mad actually, especially when you consider that certain species of mammal grow to 30 or older (I can't name one off the top of my head, but I know they exist)on average, human beings stop growing between 16 and 18, which seems very young
Cheers!*necks cyanide*
>>217471036isnt that what it means
>>217471021Hahaah yeah they do do that
>nooo they can not listen to my beloved K-pop and they actually leave their bedrooms so they listen to.. tech house, or something?
>>217471058https://i.4cdn.org/b/1765224881965263.jpg
explain the poo screaming gimmick to somebody that doesn't use /brit/
>>217471071>>217471071>>217471071
>>217470902When will Americans learn that 99% of the scum they fear already lives there and has citizenship
