>>217466735
DENOUNCE THE UNITED STATES
>>217478635mods,>>217478739>>217478705>>217478671+ posts in: >>217478757this poster appears to be an automated spambot. these posts are not welcome on 4chan
>>217478796*Farts on you*
>>217478589shit i didnt know this was the origin of the name california >The name “California” originated not from geography, but from literature. It first appeared in a 1510 Spanish chivalric novel, Las Sergas de Esplandián, written by Garci Rodríguez de Montalvo. In this story, California is described as a fantastical island located far beyond the known world, somewhere on the western edge of the Indies. The land is imagined as a tropical paradise overflowing with natural riches—so abundant in gold that the metal was said to be the only one that existed there. This remote island is populated entirely by women, creating a society unlike any known to Europeans at the time.>These women are depicted as extraordinarily powerful warriors. They are Black Amazons, trained for battle from birth, and renowned for their courage and martial skill. The novel describes them riding into combat on the backs of griffins—mythical beasts that are half-lion and half-eagle—emphasizing their supernatural might. Men are forbidden from living on the island; they are taken only temporarily for reproduction, and any male infants born to the women are immediately killed to preserve California as an exclusively female realm. Their society is proud, militaristic, and fiercely independent.>At the center of this world stands Queen Calafia, a commanding and charismatic figure. She is portrayed as both beautiful and formidable, ambitious in her desire for conquest and glory. Importantly, Montalvo characterizes Calafia and her warriors as “Moorish,” aligning them with the Islamic world, which would have been both exotic and adversarial from a 16th-century Spanish perspective. This portrayal has led some scholars to speculate that the name “California” may be loosely connected to the Arabic word khalifa (caliph), or to the similarly exotic place-name Califerne in the medieval Song of Roland.
mods,>>217478802>>217478835>>217478865
>>217478836>In the story, Calafia eventually leads her Amazon army off the island to join Muslim forces in a grand war against Christian knights. Her warriors fight fiercely in this climactic conflict, but they are ultimately defeated. Admirable chivalry displayed by the Christian heroes inspires Calafia, who ultimately converts to Christianity and marries a Christian nobleman. With her conversion, the once fearsome queen becomes a symbol of reconciliation between the mythical Muslim world and the Christian kingdoms of the novel.>The legend might have remained obscure if not for Spain’s exploration of the New World. When early explorers arrived at what is now Baja California in the 1530s, they believed they had found a remote island—just as Montalvo described in his book. Seeing a rugged, unfamiliar landscape on the far edge of the Pacific, they borrowed the name from the popular novel. Over time, the name “California” extended to the entire region, including what became Alta California and eventually the modern state of California.>Thus, the state’s name comes from a fantastical tale of a golden island ruled by Black Muslim warrior-women and their powerful queen. What began as a work of medieval adventure fiction left a permanent mark on the map of North America.i dont know whether to be happy or depressed california was named after an amazon moorish caliphate where the beautiful queen gets conquered and bedazzled by 'christian chivalry' and converts
damned spaniards why are they such a wretched people
>Bow bow bow this that booty meat
>>217478938Believe what you want, they are certainly not without corruption. But the russia's elections are blatantly rigged and they were doing the same to ukraine. When the people chimped out about it, they annexed crimia and started a proxy war.
lost at the casino again want to kill myself
Go on fb marketplace, see something I like>Es limpio mucho barataGod damn it
don't really mind those neutral lgbtx individuals, but goddamn I can't fucking stand those "yasss queen slay sis" ass fucking queers and dykes.
>>217478915We made the legend of California a reality.>Descendants of the Muslim Caliph Hasan ibn Ali, who had been living in Manila, transited through California (Most likely named from the Arabic word khalifa خلیفة or inspired by Califerne in The Song of Roland) while traveling to Guerrero, Mexico. These individuals, who had converted to Christianity while retaining some Islamic traditions, later played a role in Mexico's wars of independence.[43]https://youtu.be/zwyTsjimP1Q?si=c5th4QX54BHuhZd9
Early and gayPost in here>>217478912
>>217479227We already here plus that one is tryhard
niggas I go hard as fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw4LeC2a5TY
>>217478915i dont know whether to be happy or depressed california was named after an amazon moorish caliphate where the beautiful queen gets conquered and bedazzled by 'christian chivalry' and converts>If you thought that was scandalous, you haven't heard of Princess Sam Richelle Bolkiah a Princess of the Brunei Sultanate, about to marry Anton del Rosario of the Philippines. She is a princess, a Muslim, and royalty, yet she was willing to abandon the crown for a football player. What a romantic love story. But absolutely shocking for the sensibilities of religious people from both the bride and groom's sides.They also met in California BTW
Just had spaghetti for luntch
>>217479227That girl looks potentially underage.
bossa nova truly the best music genre ever created
>>217479317TrvthNvke
>>217479317I like it too. We play it in clubs here, but Piazolla's Libertango.
High Test Post Do Not Sneed
I just don't like niggers
when i took a brazilian history class the professor told me bossa nova was a tool of the upper class to distract brown people from claiming their rightsis this true macaco?? >>217479317
Earlier this week my father-in-law gave nearly $100k to scammers. I am not supposed to tell anyone because of the insane shame on the family but holy fuck he just fucking gave a scammer nearly all of their cash they saved in life.
sneeding and fugging and screaming and shidding
>>217479449What's wrong with Niggers? They ain't culturally en vogue if their lives weren't so novel. I like Africans BTW.
>when i took a brazilian historyTalk about wasting time
Oh shit boys we vibin in the 2005 PONTIAC VIBE TONIGHT BABYYYYY YEAHHHHHH!https://youtu.be/-EwJ9PkcZk4?si=towEUHodcGz3K1dK
going to bileca to visit my uncle
>>217479490What was the scam?
>>217479551Forgot the picture sorry
>>217479540i also took one on mexicoall it taught me was that i didnt hate mexico enough but kinda came to like brasil macacos are much more civilized than spaniard progeny
>>217479540If we (As the consequence of the Philippine-American War and Mexican-American War) want to exact our vengeance against the USA for conquest and colonization, we better learn about Brazil since, they are the founders of BRICS, a rival power block to the American led West.America better give us better terms rather than continuing on maltreating us, or we can snap and side with BRICS.
>>217479524Just because you enjoy basketball doesn't mean you have to tolerate niggers
>>217479623The Philippines would not be a shit hole if America was still in charge.
>>217479593>>217479623Oh okay then
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>>217479645i mean it's not like Puerto Rico is exactly prosperous reckon it'd be about the same except we'd have a major flip party
>>217479623Shut up gago
W?
>>217479695Who's your favorite nwa member
>>217479645We educated them
>>217479688>i mean it's not like Puerto Rico is exactly prosperousIf you are comparing it to its Caribbean neighbors it's the most prosperous place in the region
Squeeee
>>217479708Ummmm uhhhhh 50 CENT!
>>217479623hate to break it to ya but under lula bought the only power brazil has is massive favela growth probably gonna have anemic growth and i quite liked Duterte but you flips collectively threw him under the bus
>>21747976050 cent is in g unit, not nwa
>>217479775Yeah well in my fanfiction it's different
Are you awaiting on an Amazon packages today?
>>217479733yeah but Caribbean mexicans are scarcely humansin asia you have real competition with singapore malaysia and vietnamcourse probably could run circles around the indogs what a shitshow that country is
is it selfish and/or wrong to see yourself as the most important person in your life and to love yourself the most?
>>217479645The First Philippine Republic, immediately after we became independent of Spain, before the American invasion, had the highest Salaries for workers in Asia, higher than Japan's. Also, you had plenty of oppurtunity to prove your nobility after World War 2 when we needed reconstruction money, but no, you prefer to conveniently give us independence after World War 2, so you wouldn't foot the reconstruction bill, but instead, profit off loaning a war torn Philippines, meanwhile, you go save your butchers Japan to face a new enemy Communist China, so that you can have a share on all the loot and money they stole across Asia, known as the M-Fund or Black Eagle Trust.
Realtor I'm talking with said I have outstanding odds of getting a good home loan with my credit score and income, might own a home before first quarter of next year boys
>>217479810>you have real competition with singapore malaysia and vietnamAfter we gave them independence they were one of the richest countries in Southeast Asia and somehow fucked it up. That's my point
My favorite fiction author is Clark Ashton Smith
>>217479806I was but it got pushed to the 20th.
>>217479822Yeah but what is your country now? It's like Greeks who we was about being European civilization itself despite their country being currently shit
>>217479580Something like people called him pretending to be his old work (from which he is long retired from) and saying that something went really wrong, a bunch of information got out and if he doesn't give them back money then people will die. He had piles of cash in USD at home and over 3 days a guy came to their house and he gave him all the money through the door.This is in Russia. After the war with Ukraine started scams went crazy. It is likely a Ukrainian backed syndicate who did it to send money back to Ukraine, happens all the time and the Russian police are inept and can't stop it or compensate people after getting scammed.Luckily they still own some apartments that add to their net worth, but he gave like 80% of their cash to the scammers. Nauseating shit.
>>217479722How? When the Universities and Schools of the Philippines are in fact older than that of the USA! The University of Santo Tomas in the Philippines was made in 1611 compared to Harvard at 1636. In fact, Santo Tomas was a University as early as 1620 whereas Harvard was still a Junior College.The Oldest University in all American History on an American territory is in the Philippines yet Americans claim to be the ones to educate Filipinos.
>>217479844i was howling in laughter when after the massive corruption came to light that none of the flood disaster money went to anything productive marcos went and blamed it on the weather and called it the 'new normal'
>>217479967They are only there because Spain fuckin built come on now
>>217479623thanks for studying brazilian history, we'll welcome filipinos with welcoming arms in BRICS, did you know brazilians see you as our cousins? just search for it on twitter.
>>217479990Filipino's in the Philippines are retarded. The current president's father is the reason the country was economically fucked in the first place and yet somehow his son got the popular vote and his kids hold multiple ELECTED GOVERNMENT POSITIONS
>>217479885Your country is falling, drowning in debt, and controlled by Jews. I am partial to you Americans since you are historically bound to us for better or for worse. You're like a family member due to our historical connections, and no matter how shitty or disgusting and abusive of a father you were to us, you were still our colonial father.But know that we have better alternatives in a rising China and BRICS, who would definitely love to sway us to their side, and they would love to treat us better.
Got this book coming and lol I didn't realize the cover has boobs on it. It's supposed to be a Christmas gift from my mum to me and oh no lol. >>217479872I don't have favourites of anything anymore. There's too much good music/literature/film etc. to have a favourite. Some of my fave fiction authors are Philip K. Dick, HP Lovecraft, Hunter S. Thompson (although most of what I've read by him is roman a clef), Arthur C. Clarke, Alan Moore, Charles Bukowski, Harlan Ellison...going way back however I can also cite Brian Jacques, JK Rowling, Anthony Horowitz, Robert Muchamore, and Ted Dekker as being some of my favourites as a teen. >>217479872I wanna read Zothique but a new copy is like $40 CAD.>>217479877Lol shame :/
>>217480051They probably have rigged elections
>>217480081>I wanna read Zothique but a new copy is like $40 CADA lot of the stories are in public domain. Also you can get a kindle reader with a Kindle unlimited trial, lots of his works including zothique are on it
>trying to sell GALT stocks earlier today at 5.96 >order doesnt go through>whatever I'll try later>news of that kike selling over a mil worth drops and makes it tank almost 10%every fucking single timeI havent opened the broker's app in months and only remembered this position today and this kind of truman show bullshit happens every single time
>>217480075again you literally just threw the guy who wanted to do that to the globalist wolves
>>217479967>>217480075Retard
>>217480075You live in the Philippines. I'm Filipino American. I've actually been to YOUR country multiple times. Angeles City is littered with fucking beggars and slums filled with garbage and open sewagedespite being the economic capital of the country outside of Manila. The reason the Philippines is fucked is because of Filipinos and nobody else. Someone has to tell you!
mods, he is ban evading >>217480106
>>217480089They don't that's the funny part. People there are just that politically batshit. It's the same reason Duterte had a 80% approval rating despite being a Chinese puppet and an admitted murderer
>>217480075based, put these burgers in their place
>>217480210Duterte was based and killed drug dealers
Flips are idiots, they constantly brag about their food (mid at best), then you go over there and half of them are fat because all they eat is Jollibee, McDonald's, Mang Inasal, etc. all day every day
>>217480166what makes you so adamantly convinced that talking to mods in this specific general out of all of them as if they read the posts here is a better option than actually using the report function and shuting the fuck up you fucking autistic retard? this is a simple question that entails to a simple answer
>>217480226Do you honestly believe that?
>>217480081brianesque reading material
>>217480010Yes the Treaty of Tordesillas; and our colonizer's violations of it (Portugal claiming Brazil and Spain claiming the Philippines) and Spain and Portugal agreeing to tolerate each on their side of the map are the reason why we exist as opposites on the Treaty LOL.BTW we were pro Luçophone before we were pro-Spanish. The Hindu and Muslim Filipinos who got mixed allegiances allied with Portugal who invaded the Sultanate of Malacca and we worked together with the Portguese to fuck up Islamic power in East Asia. Look up Lucoes (People from Luzon-Phiilippines)Fernão Lopes de Castanheda, in História do descobrimento e conquista da Índia (Lisbon, 1551) Vol. 1, pp. 201–205 (Livro V, cap. 34), Malacca garrison (1511–20s); wrote as such:Portuguese records show Lução soldiers in every garrison of Malaca, prized for their seamanship and ferocity in skirmishes with the Johor fleet.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LuzonesI think we were even allies then as the Portguese already had colonies in Brazil by the time they took Malacca.
>>217480218what's even the point of bricslike at this point it's become so big that it's just an outlet for chyna and russia to posture to the westwtf have they actually accomplishedmost theyve done for brazil is chyna eating brazilian raw goodsand let me tell you macaco THAT DOESNT HELP YOUR ECONOMY FOR SHIT
Making barley. Made some peas earlier.
>>217480003Britain built Harvard, but America continues to claim it.
>>217480258Oh he definitely did
>>217480305At this point you are picking at straws that are broken
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021%E2%80%932022_Luzon_sabungero_disappearances>Between April 2021 and January 2022, at least 34 cockfighting enthusiasts, or sabungeros (sg. sabungero from Filipino sabong, meaning "cockfight"), went missing from various areas of Luzon, Philippineslol
>>217480309You mean the ones that were stupid enough to not pay off the right people?
>>217480305Britain build America, but America continues to claim it.
>>217480349Which ones were those and which people did they pay off Let's see names
>>217479462bossa nova is white people's music in Brazil it's a dogwhistle for white supremacy
lefties seethe at Duterte which means he musta been on to something >>217480378based
>>217480081Also >why's it so beat upBecause it's out of print and usually goes for hundreds of dollars and when I saw this copy that was only $10 I snatched it up right away. But my mum paid for it and she's gonna give it to me on Christmas Day.
what time do you guys go to bed what time do you wake up
Women hate when you're nice to them
I hate women
>>217480165Well me tell you about fucking country born in rebellion and infested with traitors who betrayed their home nations to go chase after status abroad. You are descendant of a criminal and a refugee-traitor. Thank you for showing your true colors and joining the colonizers who gutted and stole from us. Good riddance. BTW. I took my family took a genetic test and we have Native American ancestry, we came from the opposite directions. We left a peaceful Americas to serve and settle in a Warzone Philippines.Also have you been to fucking New York City? Rats everywhere, homeless people, and rich graffitis on subway. YUCK!
Barley or brown rice and beans are a good combination. Sometimes I add more vegetables or some protein like fish or eggs.
still playing reach on legendary almost done with the campaign
Fent addict uncle seems like he's going to die any day now. Can't wait to buy an expensive bottle of wine when it happens
>>217480266i gotta admit i didn't know all that, especially not the part where filipinos were once allied with the portuguese, just goes to show how we have more in common with you than we have with the latinos, truly our covsins, we were even allies once, wish Indonesia was filipino too>>217480267China cherishes and respects Brazil more than burgers who are way closer geographically but only does predatory shit towards LATAM, they're our biggest partners for a reason
>>217480446You're 5 feet tall and have a tiny penis
>>217480446Brother if we gave you a visa and a job you would gladly leave the Philippines like quite literally everyone on the archipelago does. Let's not pretend
>>217480446This nigga drives a jeepney
The Girl In The Fireplace was a great episode. It really showed The Doctors loneliness.
We have a YELLOW WARNING here!!!!!!
>>217480426this is truetheyll never admit it but it's trueif youre too nice or too desperate they dont respect you >>217480446yoshi yoshiii ko ii ko *headpat*
buenos dias nigga
>>217480446>we have Native American ancestrylmao that means one of your grandmothers got jizzed in by a GI
>>217480532>buenos diaswrong*boa tarde
mods, once again he is ban evading>>217480545>>217480505>>217480438proof in deleted posts: >>217478819>>217478882
>>217480559hasta la stfu puto
Just won a debate
Why is the Brit obsessed with this guy?
>>217480559¡Mas puto!
>>217480594he's pissed off that farage is starting starting maga 3.0 in the uk so he taking out his anger on /cum/
>>217480522I actually have a 7 inch penis from the Native American Y-DNA and if you look at Penis maps South America has big penises.
>>217480594Mental illness of the curry flavored variety
>>217480619>and if you look at Penis maps South America has big penises.Imagine writing this.
>>217480619Your grandmother got fucked by an American soldier, embarrassing
>>217480633It's *flavouredGet it right.
>>217480498you dont even respect yourself did yall know that something around 50% plus percent of rio's population either lives under the influence of militias or drug gangs
>>217480619PhilAnon really pays 3000 peso a month on PLDT for high speed just to post about Latino cock
Remember when Alec Baldwin murdered that lady
>>217480459How long do you think can you last on that final mission?
Flips eat pagpag for Christmas
>>217480743that was bad ass and kewl
>>217480745not very long
>>217480426Trvke. Look at their social media, they will ignore thousands of simps praising them but one stranger insults them and they get all bothered by it
>>217480523No I won't. I was given several chances already but I love my country. You Americans live in easy mode compared to us yet you glorify your small struggles through the roof. Jew Yuck City. MERELY had two buildings fall down in 9-11 yet you guys cry like bitches. YET the Philippines is the most disaster prone country on earth and Manila was destroyed at least about 12 times yet we don't cry about it all the time. For all the self glorification that New York (Is the City where you can make it here you can make it anywhere) or how San Francisco (Is where I left my heart), you can't even have a single iota of the historical intensity that Manila has, but yes go run to the easy mode country and gloat to us here who have it in hard mode.
>>217480743I like how he took the family to Denny's after. Shows that he has sympathy and courage
>>217480764Skill issue, you're fighting to save the humans give it your best shot
>>217480806Thoughts on My Little Hugot?
Let's dance! *Enters fighting stance*
>>217480619Bet you're short enough to use it as a leg
>>217480721i heard joaos have big cocks
>>217480894Yes I enjoy the fact that i'm only 5'7 feet due to childhood starvation and stunting and yet I can run rings and humiliate softie 6 footers in basketball.
lolhttps://x.com/fearedbuck/status/1998519324039151670
Sir you are fucking Bhenchod ok
>>217480962this is outrageous theyre stealing kanye's intellectual property he should sue
I've been washing my face and moisturizing daily for the last two weeks and I've noticed a big difference in my skin, it's not dry like it normally is this time of year
>>217480818hell no
>>217480851Simple life. I guess. I wish we had the soaring philosophy and epistemology of the Germans, like the Nietchzes and Heideggers of Germany. Sadly we are stuck bouncing back from earthquakes or floods to care about things mundane things like wealth or quality of life.
>>217480745Saar
>xitter link>"fearedbuck">german
Idea: nuke Manila.
>>217481119He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?
>>217481158Wtf are you talking about, bozo?
>>217481158That's transphobic.
>>217481184He was a punk, she did ballet, what more can I say?
rather nuke iran desu
I miss lums bra
>>217481150Manila is a like coackroach species, the more you try to kill it the more tries to bounce back stronger. It's being thriving despite the wars destroying is 12 times. Probably the best way to kill it at this point is make it develop like other "normal" cities, that way it can finally die of stagnation rather than grow by resurrection.
>>217481131It’s funny!
Scratching my keester
>>217481259shut up lum no one misses your spam
>>217481259Explain the dox
>>217481261He wanted her, she'd never tell, secretly she wanted him as well
mods he is ban-evading a third time and I am once again calling for him to be rangebannedban evader: >>217481290hes using chatGPT to generate posts now (about blacks) because hes a mentally retarded subhuman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OZ-JOSWx1Q&list=RD5OZ-JOSWx1Q
Need Smirnoff blue
this brazilian is here a lot though makes me wonder if all the american flags are just the same four five people
>>217481259i miss mihai. no homo though
>>217481371I just know that all of the /cum/ celebrities are Midwesterners
bro think shes part of the team
>>217481414i'm a herzegovinian actually. although the midwest is the coolest part of america
>>217481442She's trying to assimilate, read and learn RJ
>>217481442I’d let her suck me off Hbu
>>217480498America has been nothing but a pain in the ass for it's neighbors. For Latin America. The USA is actually Latin America's largest illegal drugs market as the destination for most illegal drugs is the USA not Latin America itself. Also, most of the illegal weapons spreading in Latin America supporting the cartels are manufactured in the USA too. Furthermore, nevermind the several CIA interventions in South America and shit like operation Condor.China will treat us better guaranteed. The Americans know this and they are shitting their pants that their Luciferian (Be honest, look at Modern American led Pop culture) degenerate Jew Led Unipolar Order is immoral compared to a Multi-Polar led BRICS.Also, yes I also feel we are cousins.
>>217480498yeah China really loves you guys totally for realz, you're best buds 4ever.(surely Brazilians aren't this naive?)
>>217481459you will never be american jeet
>>217481525I will never be an American jeet, correct.
>>217481466But all of her friends, stuck up their nose, they had a problem with his baggy clothes
>>217481299Nice Rhyme, relaxing time!
>>217481466The chicken votes for the fox because the fox says "it has reformed"
What is this, Dr Seuss drag queen storytelling hour?
niggas be like>hmm time to smoke weed and play minecraftI'm that nigga
>>217481524if you go around any sort of anti american outlet or talking piece according to em chyna is the solution to everything chinese are kinda good at this though they put on the sophistication act so dumb people have a harder time actually judging their intentions and actionsi dont even hate chyna either not sure why it's always an us vs them either>america gonna get owned by the chinese! anglos quaking in their boots. hahahaha. how you like that. better apologize!
>>217480327American: Britain Established Harvard but nuuuhh uuuh it's an American University!Also American: Spain establishes Santo Tomas, and it will forever be Spanish! Even though it's mostly Filipinos enrolling.
>>217481690jason....
>>217481442>that pfpkek
Taking a very smelly and very smeary dooAMA(sto cagand’)
>>217481822don't ever compare me to that freak againI have a job, my own apartment, a degree, and a car
>>217481805He was a skater boy, She said see you later boy, he wasn't good enough for her
>>217481892What a snobby bitch
hello>>217481442would
>>217481730Bvt bvt mvh 1 Mirrion dead Firipinos in zee Firipin-Americvnt war. Does China haz 1 Mirrion dead Firipinos? But of course Chyna is always the Ontological EBIL. It is EBIL by default.
Could you handle her crazy?
They don't understand the things I say on twitter
>>217481730I think the communism thing is a common bridge. Communism only appeals to naturally stupid, inferior individuals which might explain why it's only popular in third world backwater shitholes. Latin America has been obsessed with their little commie revolutions for decades now, as have some asian shitholes. Idk why Brazil would feel the need to fuck with anyone though, they seem to have a fairly positive reputation overall. Best to just remain the friendly neighbour lest they be turned into something like Guyana or Suriname.
>wake up>first thought is "I should fap"Such is life as a high T stud
>>217481972Brother hallelujah
>>217481992need to wake up to this girl and this look
chat *sniff*, my dih leaking
>>217480619KTIM
>>217481968she's not "crazy" she's just a self-absorbed brat. if you have a big dick this shit is never a problem, massive dick will tame any broad.t. big dick having guy
>>217482078She’s eating waffles and just sticks her tongue out idk about you but that’s hella wild to me
>>217481978Let's not pretend that America caused Communism in a way. The American Revolution caused the French Revolution which took the Republican Ideals of the American Revolution, then the Paris Commune of the French Revolution and the French Empire, which inspired the Communism of Karl Marx who then inspired the Communism in Soviet Union. America being Capitalist to the Russian's Communism is merely Dialectics. A progressive Thesis, Anti-Thesis, Synthesis, which America first started.
>>217481978brazil is a pretty insular countrybout the only thing theyre fucking with is going around calling americans 'united statsians' or whatever the fuckestado unidosianos or some bullshit
>>217482113maybe she needs a smack
>>>/r9k/83352937>>217481968Can you handle her crazy? She eats on the couch
How do you say dizzy in Spanish? Mario.
>>217482292
>>217482303Mama Mia!
>>217482292Lol
can you guys call me the fucker from now on? i feel like a pussy so it would help my self esteem to have a macho nickname like that
>>217482333Eating at the couch or your desk is perfectly fine.
>>217482292I don't want crazies I want wifey TradCath material. I'm already suffering being the sane and productive family member in a household of mental cases, I don't want that in a lover too.But if she's crazy in a good way, like the touch of madness found in genuises, I can sing "crazy for you" as we dance.
love how i go to make a post and hit the captcha, but it just says LOADING and doesn't do anythingso i hit Post and it goes ERRRRRRMMMMMMMMMM AKSHUALLY U DINT FILL OUT DA CAPTCHA REREREREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEgoddamn niggerish website
>>217479827Can I live in your backyard?
>>217482521Shut the fuck up
>>217482468hey it’s the fucker of the /cum/gen !2qXj5QwDyQ
>>217482567buy a pass jeet
If I throw a rock at your face it’s not cuz I hate you cuz it’s a rock of love
>>217482491Or is that what the JEWS want you to believe?
>>217482567Skill issue
Chowing down on some Chowking right now
>install "OneDrive Photo Add-on" because Windows wouldn't stop nagging me>think it'll just backup vacation pics>next morning laptop fan sounds like a helicopter>OneDrive "Helpfully organized your photos!">made an album called "Recent Screenshots">it's literally nothing but dangerously racist memes, dick pics, and pornWindows Notification: "Would you like to share this album with Mom?"
>buy a pass>stop being so anti-semitic>and just pay money to use the free website >oy
/mex/ has 4 threads in the catalog
i was supposed to put 3 references at this job interview bs but i just made them up.
>>217482468You can't give yourself a nickname, but I don't mind encouraging you to be more confident.
Philanon's mom buys me San Miguel Red Horse so I can give her the red horse feel me?
>>217482693Mexicans don't have jobs to be at. Makes it easier to post all day
>>217482751Feeling you bigly
>>217482679LOL
Is he right, Amerianons?
>>217482693There was a time jannies would chimpout on you for even having a 2nd one on the 'log before the first one was close to archiving. Now they do not care at all.
>>217482788not reading that schizobabble
>>217482788Why in the fuck would I read that you fucking addict?
Orange Man was a lot better when Twitter was forcing him into laconic short form. I normally am not one to unironically post that “I ain’t reading allat miller grove ahh nigga” gimmick, but his longer form writing is such dogshit it usually can’t keep my attention, which is rare
>>217482788Elon should just buy truth social and let him post on Twitter.
shant be reading blogposts from Zion Don until he gets rid of the illegals
God I hope R* gets fucked.
surely there is more to life than sex and dying a virgin isnt all that bad
>>217482876Rockstar programmers literally have been AI coding their games recently, they deserve unemployment
>>217482876Whatever any of that means
>>217482727how do i do that? i'm such a failure. no friends, no pussy, no success in college, mentally ill...
>>217482876Don’t know what onion busting is is that like ball busting
>>217482876Why did Rockstar fire a bunch of people?? Don't they need everyone to get GTA VI out on time?
>>217482934Realistically, the only way you can really foster genuine self-confidence is by putting yourself out there and *trying* until you get enough experience to become successful. Once you’ve begun to experience successes, you’ll be more confident in your ability to achieve future success.
>>217482859He just writes stream of consciousness boomer stuff so of course it's terrible to read. Thank you for your attention on this matter!
>>217482965stinky pussy
>>217482965Very sex image I like
>>217482990Yoga pants and their consequences have been a disaster for the female race. Pussy is supposed to be free to breathe with skirts and no panties for optimal health
Rockstar programmers be like>The GTA VI drag show cutscenes took me days to work on! I MISSED MY DAUGHTER'S CRICKET GAME(or whatever gay bong shit kids play over there)!
>>217482292Her penis is larger than mine
57.6% is still too high
>trying to make my bed>refuses to move as I drape the sheet and blanket over her>>217482965I wish she'd sit on my face......
>>217482934First you gotta stop self hating and saying I'm a failure (it's a self fulfilling prophesy) you are literally training your mind to hate you. Go out and do things, you have money, get a hobby and meet people.
>>217482965>>217482990>stinky pussy
>>217483105yoooooooooooo
*points at you*https://youtu.be/XAe3sIxcXw0?si=YAcLi1BJq8ghOeLC
>>217483105lol
>>217483068what's with this one saudi flag that loves to shitpost bout whytes and americans all daylike literally he'll just leave a shitty message get ten replies and leave the thread
>>217483105Bitch wash your pussy God damn!
>>217483186He gets Saudi oil money welfare gibs to not work
>>217483132you sure do love that gif bud. who's that potatohead?
>>217483194xD
>>217483228arabinos do be like that
For me it's this chick.
>>217483292eyes too big
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>>217483256It's Kevin from the Office (American), how have you not watched it?
>>217483304Tfw working out is a full time job
>America should stay out of EU affairs said the German chancellor
what city do you live in
>>217483370Boss mode activated!!
>>217482596Please show me how. Demonstrate.
>>217483393Chicago and sometimes Spring,Tx
>>217483393sault ste marie
>>217483323i've seen many sitcoms: tbbt, how i met your mother, the one with patrick warburton, the one with jim belushi and raymond(didn't like that one". however i didn't watch the office. i've seen the first episode and didn't like it.
>>217483424bro don't dox yourself like that
>>217483393DC
>>217483424Omg so much class so different so french so le poopoo le wua wua!!
dox yourself
>>217483450Hi Glowie anon
>>217483462Buzz Lightyear of Star Command.
>>217483435>however i didn't watch the office. i've seen the first episode and didn't like it.First season is kind of meh but it's a great show, give another try. Start from season 2 even - it doesn't really matter.
>>217483446who's gonna do anything
do you guys think i'm pretty? how would you rate me from 1-10?
>>217483370trump should give a speech where he basically says he does it out of loveeuros would start seething so muchbut they deserve it it's been four years of this war and theyre still talking about what they should do bout it like no shit they feel 'excluded from the peace process'unless their real intention is to just throw as many ukies at russians as possible to use em as a cudgel i think that's their real intention otherwise it all doesnt make sense
>>217483487You're from Bosnia so a 1 :)
>>217483473Hello :3
>>2174834874/10 if I was sober 8/10 if I was stoned
>>217483481i'm outside your house right now anon (guy with the Canadiens jersey and no pants)
>>217483497is that somewhere in africa or something where tf is bosnia
>>217483523there's a shovel out there if you're not busy
>>217483517are you a femanon? can i see your nude breasts?
>>217483495He did during the first presidency. He told the EU parliament that "Reliance on Russia would end up blowing up in their face". They all laughed at him. Who is laughing now?
I don't want to be European anymore
>>217483564I can tell that
>>217483564oi my american brain doesnt understandwtf do you euros want out of ukraine??
>>217483540busy jackin it can't help
It's pissing rain holy fuck
what's the deal with saunas
>>217483564there's nowhere else to go but Vietnam
>>217483647They do be kinda hot doe
>>217483578I'm hereby no longer European, I swear allegiance to America >>217483601there's nothing to understand, nothing makes sense
>>217483647I like to sit in one for ten to twenty minutes after I workout. They're fun.
Just gushed a fart and it stinks
make a new thread you slaves
respeta mujeres
>>217483784Shan't be me
>>217483785I hate foids
>>217483784Just use the one on page 10.
NEW>>217483843
Once you turn 30 being a bit of a pervert goes from being cute and forgivable to creepy and gross unless you're a milf
