/fa/ edition
need a good show to watch
yeah that fills good in my arsehole
>>217482879peaky blinders lad it's mint
we're all in here>>217482868>>217482868>>217482868>>217482868
catberg just struck the other catberg when he wasn't looking. evil little bastard, love your brother you unfunny gimp, we are family
>>217482907no one's in there in fact
>>217482879fk3hgl0dk2ov94n593k02jf.onionany of these are decent
>>217482907doesn't look like it but i do like the little squirrel thing
>>217482929if by no one you mean everyone that's true
Went to Iceland on the way home and they literally sell frozen Greggs sausage rolls and bakes in there. Picked some up for my tea and my whole house now smells like a Greggs. Hope they taste like the ones from the shop. I’ll keep you cucks posted on the latest developments as they cook
ruby has small fanny disease
right well that's a nonce link
>>217482879the terror. only season 1. The north water works well as a season 2
sir too old to be posting on 4chan
>>217482907uh oh melty
>>217482931that isn't a valid address anon
>>217482931um
>>217482973shes a world leader now?
>>217482991know a lot about valid onion addresses do you?
having a poo but getting some crazy farts at the same time so it's quite volatilemad really
toothbergs are screaming at methis is it, this is the day my years of substandard dental hygiene finally catch up with me and they all start falling out
lets get loudlets get loud
can hear my neighbour playing racing gamesvrrooooooooommmmm, vrrr, vrrrroooooommmmm, vrooom
its good that someone here is checking them. stop muddying waters
reddit is down!!!!! panic stations!!!!
sir ruby granger
can i be arsed to watch some football?
alanis morrissette deadsad
>>217483051if this post ends in evens, yesif this post ends in odds, no
>>217483069wasn't funny when you posted this last night either
Sausage rolls should be equal parts meat and pastry - not these giant artisan meat logs thicker than a baby's leg, wrapped in a thin pastry cagoule that leave you backed up for a week.
>>217482853This girl is hot where can I find more? :)
>>217483080made you check though didn't i
>>217483086nigga complaining he got too much meat
>>217483109i checked last nightthis time i knew you were on a wind up
is the police still arresting pro palestine protestors in engerlan?
i need to get off the drugsget a gfbuy us a houseget a doghave some kids
>>217483180apparently they're all on hunger strike in prison
>>217482879the knick
>>217483088tripskank from /fa/
>>217482879peep show season 1
>>217482975
wish i was of vietnamese/chinese-singaporean descent :x
seems I need to get professor of curvature early (and if I do, to get the skill points for it), to run so many races and come 1st
>>217483206cool thank u
WILL SMITH JUST SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK AT THE OSCARS
>>217482907um
feel unreasonably pissed off when i see niggas rocking overalls.
Best shags of my life - 18 year old Chinese foreign exchange student- 37 year old Swedish milf working in finance- 34 year old American doctor tourist- 20-something black American instagram slut
Can anybody solve this?I solved every other puzzle and the overarching puzzle, but I can't figure out this one
chile is the only thirdie country i would defend to my last breath
>>217483306only the first I is green, and only one E is green
>>217483297
got me burritos in the air fryer nice and low
>>217483306are you the lad who replied earlier saying he was decent at cryptography
CANCER SEASONDISGUSTING LOSER NERDS CANCER SEASONWHY ARE U PLAYSTOP PLAY
aha mental we are all in here though>>217482868>>217482868>>217482868>>217482868
just learned that s curve is a term in business management so it's actually a very clever pun by cronem poster
never had sex or even been on a date and i'm 37
Steak is fucking disgusting never having it again. Just tastes like warm rubber
1 Tesco Egg & Cress Sandwich £1.50£1.50/each £1.50Cupboard2 Stella Artois Belgium Premium Lager Beer 10 x 440ml£11.55 Clubcard Price£9.95£2.26/litre £23.101 Rizla Green Papers £0.45£0.45/each £0.55Order totalItems 4Total item price £25.15Pick, pack and deliver £2.99Total £28.14Offer savings£2.90Clubcard points earned24
>>217483382unlucky lad i've done loads of shags myself
need a hare krishna gf
just done a cum
>>217483392You didn't season it
>>217483353AIR FRIAR NICE AND HOT
lol they cooked steak for like 40 minutes
me mum was killed in the holocaust
>>217483392given your propensity to fuck up everything in your life, i can only assume you cooked it wrong
>>217483344I don't know if this helps me much but thank you>>217483358no but I was in that thread tootoday is my first day learning about ciphers that aren't the caeser cipher
>>217483382only 3 more years until your that name of that philm
>>217483437ktim
sacre blur me mama died in le holocaust
>>217483423I didn't season it, that's true>>217483443How the fuck can you cook something wrong? You either cook it or don't.
>>217483392
>>217483427who did?
>>217483139NEED soogs opening these on a tiktok live
>>217483470>How the fuck can you cook something wrong? You either cook it or don't.case in point
>>217483437fell out of a guard tower did she
>>217483014I mean I just tested the link and it doesn't work
nth for the baddiedem
>>217483139horrible trollop making it hard for me to buy cardsI hope she gets beheaded for that
wypipo no dey season dem steak
always thought pharrell williams was a fillapino
>>217483297ktinmi've never had sex ever in my life
>>217483532lol they really are among us (bad look iven the cronemposter defenders)
>>217482879The Crown
In 2026 I'm going to get really fit and get a job and get a gf and get a CLUE
embarrassed myself at the christmas toil party
whatever happened to the bloke who bought expensive pokemon trainer cards and wanked over them
corr
zinger burgerzinger zinger burger
eating poo
do all uk lorry drivers flash the lights when they see each other on opposite sides of the dual carriageway and motorway?
got an appointment at the hospital tomorrow, don't know which doctor i'll be seeing, but if they're an indian i shall be turning 360 degrees and walking away
>>217483569how so?
leftypol redlining their new audi rsrorkes 2010 citroen failing to start after the wet belt tore
>>217483566That's the spirit
>>217483580get them in the air fryer quick
>>217483598very Polish post
>>217483592if they give you a white doctor thats how you know your condition is serious
>>217483491reckon soogs would have been way more sexo if she was british
I've been involved in teaching at a Russell Group university for ten years now and the 2025/2026 cohort is by far the thickest I have ever encountered. Feels like a 15+ IQ point drop year on year, it's uncanny. Not a singular thought behind their blank expressions. I assume it's because with the sector in crisis the admissions tutors were pressured to accept anyone with a pulse who might pay us.
>>217483639hfnnnnnghhnffffffhhhhhh
>>217483639were they the cohort who started secondary school during lockdown?
>>217483639the uni model was never sustainable without international students who pay 3-4x the fees of domestics
>>217483633wonder how many knobs she's taken in total
>>217483630yeah?
>>217483633rodeoing a yank soogs with pigtails is peak corrr still
>>217483633shame her fanny is so clapped
I WOULD WASHPREWASHSALAD FOR YOU
>>217483639They all rely on AI. No one is capable of reading or making any of their own arguments.It's all a joke now.
>>217483681>>217483580
is it safe to eat carrots every day
>>217483639unc thinks the next generation is dumb, breaking news guise
>>217483667wont be as bad with them, reckon primary schoolers who went through covid will have it much much worse as thats a key time for development
>>217483709yeah they help you see in the dark
>>217483681several i'm surei've seen her deepthroat a nice willard.
Sold all my old games on a whim and now feel regret like I've lost identity for nothing
>>217483709yes of course im not a doctor. but also wash the carrots >>217483734literally MI-5 propaganda
>>217483709safer than doing what i do with carrots
helly r sex arse
>>217483740thought this was gay porn from the thumbnail but it took an unexpected turn when I watched it
white fella named paul has got my beers ordermental stuff
noticed they've been featuring straight up tranny porn on the front pages of mainstream, non-gay porn sites lately
>>217483760muzzies can't carry alcohol innit
who is your 'i'm not gay but' guy?
Muslamic raygun just blew my house away ffs
>>217483740lmao why does it look like a dog dick in the first part
>>217483756>thought this was gay pornit is
don't all make the new at once then
>>217483452oh sweet. good luck
>>217483751>MI-5ok unc
>>217483518You're using the wrong software anon.
>>217483774well yeah liking trans women isnt gay
>>217483787trans porn isn't gay porn
>>217483805aye it is
>>217483778
>>217483805>>217483808
>>217483777good thinking, makes sense..when you're right, you're right. mind how you go.
leftypol plugging his dilator into the 5v socket of his nissan leaf rorke plugging a usb flash drive into his 2009 kia c'eed's cigarette lighter radio transmitter to listen to his 2016 fashwave mp3 playlist
>>217483740reckon the other boxer should have been a big cock transwoman and the girl in the gym top/shorts should have been a femboy
hate how freakish I feel around normiesthey interact with each other so effortlessly and it makes me feel ashamed
>>217483778this fella
mad how peng roasted onion is
>>217483756Mate>>217483786Trannies take estrogen and it turns their dicks into dog dicks
right well that's a bit gay isn't it
>>217483805>>217483808if they were real women then you wouldnt have to call them "trans" women
RUSTLERS QP FOR TEARUSTLERS QP FOR TEARUSTLERS QP FOR TEA
>>217483823um...
my share some pathetic details about my life if anyone's interested?
>>217483787nowt wrong with women with cocks
about to sneeze
>>217483856makes about as much sense as saying blonde women arent real women
>>217483850garlic too
>>217483842Ktim
>>217483846shes top dawg!
>>217483879yeah go on then
>>217483864ok mommy give it to me1!
>>217483834why does rorke drive a kia fashwave is a chune though lets be honest
>>217483842the trick is to recognise that you're a freak and to not give a shitif you're lucky and have a normal appearance you can come across as intriguingly mysterious
>>217483846right thats clearly a woman
>>217483805>>217483808trvke but they will never be a woman also
does whatsapp show them when you saw or just that it's seensomeone sent me a message 10 days back that i only just saw and need to know if they'll see when i saw it so they don't think i blanked it for no reason
the rb ir cucks posting their shit also shill for trannies! hahaha! they HATE straight white man on white woman - FREAKS
>garlic too
>>217483850i prefer to airfry it
>>217483921the ticks dont turn blue til youve seen it
>>217483846:/
>>217483893.
new strain of monkeypox identified in Britan
>>217483566you won't >>217483618what is the meaning of this image repy
>>217483943ya but does it say like "seen at x time on x date"
thats my gf actually
Ok this is the only man I would gay with.
Love going to Costco but Christ it attracts the 'mass
>>217483898because im rorke and thats what i do i suppose youd prefer it if it said rorke plugging a cb radio mic into his rover 75 so he can shout "Bomber harris do it again" to any passing EU numberplates who won't hear him
>>217483910>the trick is to recognise that you're a freak and to not give a shitagreed but this>if you're lucky and have a normal appearance you can come across as intriguingly mysteriousis gaythere's no getting around the fact that I'm an autistic retard, embracing it is the only way to go but it's so hard to. I just can't take standing out in any way even though I inevitably do
>>217483940well yeah cos it takes half the timethe air fryer is simply the oven perfected
>>217483778young al pacino
>>217483842Peterson says to try and make others comfortable and think about that when you are out and about
ham cheese mayo sandwich is on the cards
trannies are revolting nonces
you lot are fucked in the head
>>217483993thats pretty gay of you. he's not even effeminate
nyeuuuh... so hungry. I ate all of my egg fried rice and bread
>>217483795no, I am not using the wrong software, this is the most updated version of Tor available, and the link is not valid
>>217483971yeah and also says what you were last wanking todidn't you know?
>>217483976this is what pizarro and his men saw when they landed
>>217483734>>217483751>>217483753I don't think you guys understand how many carrots I am eating
just saw something that made me think "mad how"
>>217484033>gl0d
onions go in curry
>>217483983let me reclarify: the goal is to not come across as mysterious deliberately, because that conflicts with not giving a shit, it is merely a fortunate side effect that you may or may not experienceif you don't want to stand out then don't, how you're perceived by others is out of your hands
>man shitty
>>217483968
>>217483671The way the execs say it, the government assured them that the international students will keep coming and many universities took on massive loans to invest in new halls of residence and so on. Now that inflow has been limited AND many unis have to refinance those massive loans on higher rates, so everyone's fucked and the unis are tripping over each other in a massive competition over who can lower their standards the most and get the largest cut of what remains.The courses I teach on have revenue targets of £20k per student which is impossible to reach without accepting every international with a pulse (and possibly rejecting a few home students so they don't lower your average).
>>217484063onions go in almost everything
you shouldnt have fingers
>>217484033Fair play anon. Fair play.
>>217484100ok isaac newton
The man has kicked the ball into the goal.
Second poo of the day and it’s not even 10am. I really need to avoid dairy going forward
>>217484018he's a manlet and was kind of twinky back in the day imo
academia is one of the biggest scams goingai is going to make all knowledge work completely redundant soon anyway
>>217484067you're still in this mindset of trying to appear as something you're not, the catch-22 is that if you're an autistic freak you'll find a lot more joy just owning it and not caringbut that's easier said than done
>>217483633least sexy woman off all time absolutely zero aurajust nothing going on
>>217484118fit as fuck
mpox virus cases rising in Europe and 1 coming back from Asia found to have the virus
>>217484067whether you come across as mysterious or not is down to how good looking you are
>>217484163ARSE SCRANNING ON THE RISE
I’m fighting for my life on the dunny and nobody gives a fuck
sick of seeing that ugly chinese lass on twitter
>>217483994how do you do that?
I’m mysterious in a ‘how’s he not in the looney bin’ sort of way
>>217484163>Scranned a chinky man's arse on vacation did youAwkward conversation to be had in that household tbs
Do prostitutes remember their clients or do they just forget about them?
I wish I had weed a lot (as in, wish I could buy it) but I caaaaaant!
catberg put his tail up my nose and now i’m sneezing vile bastard
>>217484145doesn't happen overnight it's true, but you can train yourself to stop caring, or it can happen automatically with age and maturity>>217484164pretty much yeah, but i don't think you even have to be particularly good looking as long as you don't give off chuddy school shooter vibes (so get a decent haircut and ditch the wire-frame glasses)
>>217484215if i come to new zealand will you let me live in your house x
>>217484185does that mean poo poos
ladsshe's backhttps://x.com/bunnydelphine/status/1998850835862675456
>>217484232they keep an excel spreadsheet
>>217484239>just get a haircut bro
>>217484118why do they paint their faces so much whiter than visible parts of their body, it makes them look like fucking clowns
Wish my tongue was up her arse atm
veloce imbred as fuck these horses are genetically unwell with some sort of inherited retardation
>>217484242No, I have 3 catbergs and not risking them getting molested by a /brit/ freak
>>217484270just because you hear the same advice repeatedly doesn't mean it's incorrect
>>217484239A lot of worries neurotic people have are completely irrational. You just have to ask yourself whether what you're worried about makes any sense and you have to constantly tell yourself it's stupid whenever you feel that stupid worry crop up.I've done it with my weird OCD intrusive thoughts and it works
>>217484257this reminded me of that /gif/ post about the autist going in eerily specific detail about the content she posted with and without nudes
>>217484272Same, she'd never have to buy toilet paper ever again if she was my gf
>>217484272mental to think how there are probably thousands of men desperate to sleep with her
>>217483968More connecticut history. Not financial advice
>>217484271they're goths mate it comes with the territory
>>217484272>>217484303*werehypothetical, subjunctive mood
woof woof!
>>217484332good post
why is there no 2% stout thats my fucking business idea sometimes i just want to drink creamy guinness but at half the alcohol
let's all take a deep breath and share a nice big bowl of poo
>>217484059its a sign from glod
you all post about these slags like i'm supposed to know who they are
>>217484272this the one with those fake tits you glue to your chest?
>>217484339don't like this song
>>217484345nah i want guinness with double the alcohol
>>217484272she is AI you muppet
>>217484339shes like the girl in jurassic park
just gave the house plants a water
Need new boxers ffs this can't go on
big boobs
>>217484369belle delphine is a queen of brit
another wedding to go to next yearnot mine of coursewhen will it be my time...
goth gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJUQF3xY3mY
>>217484408wanking to this post
ähm... why do you do this in your country? in germany this would never happen... you see we are very smart and efficient in germany...
>>217484322The raped
>>217484405Are you Māori? What’s up with the koru tat?
knocking my AI gf up and then aborting the AI fetus
glod
>>217484405too many farts x
>>217484257it seems she got the plastic in her tits removedno idea why she bothered in the first place
If only you knew how bad things really are.
What countries block YouTube ads? I've been using Albanian VPN for ages but suddenly it's stopped working and I'm getting Italian ads>inb4 adblockIt's for YouTube on my TV so need to use a VPN
rock on sister!
>>217484469north korean
>>217484469Andorra
what if I hanged myself at toil lol
>>217484469north pole
we at /brit/ DEMAND the jews release elder scrolls 6 this instant
>>217484469Micky Mouse
>>217484469why not buy youtube premium
>>217484531who are you gonna blame in the 'cide letter
>>217484531they'll put you in a HR tribunal for that mate
>>217484441Lose weight
>>217484118Dropped a few stone
>>217484531drama queen little bitch
>>217484531:(
>>217484551(((buy)))
>>217484578>>217484580well i'm not really gonna do itwould be banter though
>>217484469'
man city more like man shitty
You've been btfo so hard you're stuck on stupid. Not.my.fault.youre a fat disgusting wop
raping a cock with my arse
just did a fart out of my arsehole
>>217484602 Meltdown
all a bit mental in here isn't it
feeling gormless and moribund
Recycle>>217482868>>217482868>>217482868
>>217484653bro is desperate
>>217484649ktim
>>217484649sending love
>>217484257wth I thought she was dead(enjoying her millions)
>>217484257LET'S GO
