Prev >>217493793Irrelevant lust provoking image edition
GIRLSDON'TLIKE BOYSGIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEY!
This jerk off session will be pathetic but it's coming either way I suppose
>>217495885pregnant man emoji
How do Americans feel about their president selling citizenship to wealthy foreign individuals?
I knew there was a reason I got tattoo
did someone say 'lust provoking image'?
>>217495923better than giving it to random africans
>>217495923I mean count dracula is American
>>217495885Xhe's breathtaking...
>>217495923They should do that, confiscate their assets, and then exile them back to their shithole country with nothing. Epic prank
>>217495936um...based?
>>217495920I don't know how you guys just lie down and fall asleep so easily I always have to cum so as to induce sleep
>>217495923Nationalism is dead everything's for saleWho cares
>>217495936When you see someone with a double-name like that, that means he came to Canada with no surname, so the bureaucrats just put his first name in both fields. That’s the calibre of medieval peasants India is sending us: people who haven’t even come up with the idea of surnames, censuses, etc.
I make this face when I oom
>>217495981third on the top looks like kawaii leonard
>>217495981For me? It’s the nigga with a Wypipo bandaid on his chinDrip alert!
>>217495963I can't sleep when I'm horny hence why I'm about to jerk off
I need a femdom gf
>>217496008that doesn't exist lol
every heterosexual male knows starfire is best titan girl
i feel like an anime girl ever since i started taking e :3
Kys tranny freak
Frasier's a good show
>>217496012Yes it does faggot. It may be very rare but it exists
lmao what the fuck who even does this let alone one of the biggest youtubers
I generally hate all capeshit, but starfire is sex.
trans anime websitetrans anime generalgo somewhere else troll
>>217496046yeah and the stripper *REALLY* liked you too, lil bro
>>217496060anime star is an angel. Comic book kory is a slut
Got a kitty cat from the shelter
Gonna bomb another interview tomorrow
>>217496064SO TRUE SISTER
>>217496116There are a lot of right wing trannies
wake upentertain me
>>217496049Average yellow-feverist
>>217496049Cause he's canadian and they're all lolcows
>>217495936It's always Gujaratis
>>217496190
>>217496104he's a big guy
I DON'T TALK SHOT ABOUT YOU ON THE INTERNET NEVER TOLD ANYONE ANYTHING BADCAUSE THAT SHIT'S EMBARRASSING YOU WERE MY EVERYTHING AND ALL THAT YOU DID WAS MAKE ME FUCKING SAD
>>217496219For you
>>217496212I have an entire beer left kiddo, so, ya know, get to it
>>217496104They ripped you off
>>217496184Being a rightoid is contemptible, but I won't hold it against them. Being White is more important.
>>217496254
Business idea:Get a wolf instead of a dog
>>217495951So true
Jason mentioned >>217495339
I never look at the catalogue, I just open cum
Reheated some leftover slop in a large ramekin in the oven with some cheese on top and a probe thermometer in the middle so it’d tell me when it hit 170F internal. Much better than the microwave. Plus the ramekin stays warm, so your food doesn’t get cold as quickly.
>>217496365>ears below eyes>sloped forehead He's LITERALLY jewish
always wanted to be a hell yeah brother type
>>217496472Boomer with a loud motorcycle?
>>217496554Motorcycles get great gas mileage. It doesn't have to be loud. They did seem happier than me though
>>217496588of course they're happier than you are. they ride around on their bikes and drink beer and fuck hot 35 year old trailer park snatch and then say "HELL YEAH, BROTHER" when they recount the story at the local biker bar later.
Did you ever have a friend with a hot mom? Would you have fucked her if she was willing?
>>217496600YesYes
>>217496600Yeah, years ago yeah.
>>217496598a perfect vapid idiotic life
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haha remember when /cum/ spelled out the gamer word that one time and the libtard guy was seething over it for days lol good times
Dickle
Is it true that sucking cock is a simulacrum of breastfeeding
>>217496775No
>>217496669I'm too smart to go outside
>>217496669as opposed to you, posting troon porn on /r/cum
GUESS THEY NEVER MISS,HUH?
>>217496808Confusing intelligence with paranoia and anxiety. I do that too.
>>217496813It's not an easy life
>>217496830It must have had a weird psychological impact for that female to become famous and have everyone assume she’s a troon
>>217497041she may have been the inspiration for real foids making "trap" porn and scamming dudes
I've been going to the doctors a lot recently and I am surprised at how primitive medicine still is. These bluds are useless
>>217497076Fair play to them, that is hilarious>Nice try, faggot: I TRAPPED you! You thought I had a cock and balls, but I just hid a dildo in my pants. Behold my yucky vagina
>>217497119guess they never missbut yeah the troons get really upset about it I guess which makes it even more hilarious to me
the world is out to get me
>>217497097Modern medicine is near 40 precision competence and 60 percent witchdoctor hokus pokus. Some of the surgical techniques and biochem are very impressive in the right hands. Some of the circus that is primary care is roughly the same as the old lady of the village who studied under her mom who herself made it all up. Or a bit worse as the old lady probably does care about your well-being.
>>217497151It is indeed very funny to see the discourse inversion>you will never be a real tranny>stop appropriating our gender
>>217497222Granted, they are importing literal third world witch doctors to try and fill the ranks of Canada’s collapsing medical system
>>217495885Granny sex
>>217497255REVENGE OF THE FLATTIE TOMBOYS!
Ohayo~ Haha, learned this from anime. What's your favorite? Mine is Solo Leveling. You are very kawaii~ (yep, learned this watching anime as well, you got me! ) But ummm Would you be interested in e-dating a 5'2 dark brown Indian man from Bangalore? I love you.
Caffeine: inPoo: out
>>217497273I feel like, at least in the USA, the foreign doctors tend to be less terrible than the native-born white doctors. They are not only kinder but also have a genuine gratitude towards the people of the country that took them in and will treat you accordingly. White American doctors have a stronger tendency to be arrogant yuppie misanthropes who will confidently feed you faulty information contradicted by a quick google search, intentionally or not.
>>217497352A Bangalore torpedo is a long, tubular explosive device used by combat engineers to clear obstacles, especially barbed wire entanglements, minefields, and bunkers. It consists of a series of connected metal pipes (usually 5–10 feet long each) filled with explosives (originally amatol or TNT). Soldiers would slide the connected sections under or through wire obstacles and detonate it, blasting a safe path for infantry to follow.
>>217497367not remotely true, holy shit
Gonna stay up an extra hour tonight since I'm a cross faded neet
>>217497382Maybe it's only true in my area. Have you had shitty experiences with Indian doctors or something?
>>217497392You'd have to be literally insane to see an indian doctor imo
>>217497405I feel like if you live in a yuppie transplant area like me (Austin/Bay Area/NC Piedmont/NoVA/Atlanta) the white people tend to be more evil and foreign doctors/foreigners in general may seem comparatively less awful. But if you live in a more more "sovlfvl" place (for lack of a better term) like a rural or rust belt area the white doctors aren't atomized rat race husks and may actually care about you somewhat.
indian "doctor" or black "doctor"??
https://youtu.be/9Pl5IokpHOEThread theme.
>>217497454You're some flavor of brown aren't you
>>217497367My experience has basically been the complete opposite of what you just said
>>217497491Nope
>>217497546yeah that guy is smoking rock
Nobody likes foreigners
>>217497631Nope, I just said my personal experience. But if foreign doctors tend to be shittier in your experience I believe you, maybe it depends from city to city.
Watching a Brazilian video called "your american best friend teaches you haw to flirt in english asmr"
Reminder
https://youtu.be/YJdCpltq-_k?si=ssSin_X_BlYL6y2e
https://youtu.be/KnU55v2yVII?si=A_3GpuK_jYx7Qzha
finna gon train neck in several minutes
>>217498453remember to stick your tongue out to get the balls
>>217498477kys faggot
>>217498547how am I the faggot when you're throat training to be a better cock slut
>>217498477throatpied that freak
Chicken wing, chicken wingHot dog and baloneyChicken and macaroniChilling with my homies
Shakira!?
>>217499490you just KNOW
>>217499490why is this woke movie so popular
>>217495885mods, off-topic and extremely low quality posts: >>217500035>>217500067
>>217500090mind broken
>>217500103yeah, he is that and retarded both. he is also not welcome on 4chan
VPN leaf fag aside, I am once again calling for the BE flag poster to be rangebanned thanks
Truth nuke.
>>217500202>gen alpha over twice as many votes as gen zthis is gen z propaganda, gen alpha mogs the fuck out of gen z
>>217500140sybau
>>217500240GET HIS ASS
Awake two hours before my appointment
>>217500247bix nood
>>217500232They will grow up to be brain rot adults
>>217500280how is that any different from gen zat least gen alpha didn't spend their youth flossing and eating tide pods
>>217500296Gen A is based because they watched subway surfers instead
>>217500279Bodied that freak
>>217500240>shut bloody your bloody bitch arse up sar bloody fuck you
>>217500447bloody bodied freak sar fucking fucked him good .
>SAAAAR THE NEEDFUL WAS DONE 5 STAR SAAAR
yeh das ritetimmy snr watching suds jnr score another goal against his teamnun he cud dosame last name on the shirt back, different bloodsuds jnr giving katy girl the quick taps in the changing room at half timetimmy snr 'bout to be a great grandfather
Very tempting
timmy sr sittin dere listening to loud patois an dancehallwen a katy give birth inna homedi traditional weymmhmm u a great granfadda now x
>>217500654Wagwan! Real baddddddddd Rasta mon ova ere
Why are alcohol addicts so F*CKING g*y!
>>217500921I want to have the ak47 one in my house
Why are thirdies like this?
>>217500921Got one of those for your mom this Christmas (but don’t ruin the surprise)
>>217501000I say they should just scrap the soccer part and make the whole thing a gay sex orgy
>>217501013I'm sure she'll have a lot of fun using it on your ran(through)jeet
>>217501000>play a gay sport>get mad when fags join inWhy are they like this?
>>217501101I don’t own any jeets, Xochitl. More trouble than they’re worth!
>>217501190This but unironically. Not to mention that Iranians are the most effeminate middle eastern men
>>217501220They’re big sweeties
>>217501269Reading that in a Persian English accent makes it funnier.
jannies should not be allowed to filter anyone - doesnt make sense that they would go filter people (does it?) reminder to the mods that announcing a report/sage breaks the websites rules AND rules of being a janny, so those that do it should get fired for being rule-breakers (staff rules)
I bumped your thread on /sp/
feel like /cum/ has a new attentionwhore every day
>>217501444UwU
I am once again calling for the BE flag poster to be permanently rangebanned
Would you be okay if your government deported all the jeets but kept all the jeetas?
there are precisely 3 types of women on 4channel>spinsterkin lip piercings, pink gamer chair, bpd sanrio shit, hiiiii >_<, eating disorder, cosplay, overwatch/league, entire identity based around obscure terrible genre of music >enbie 18-19 year old they/them, obese, minecraft and five nights at freddys, brainrot, underparented, youtubers, poverty, hair dye>menpossess xy chromosomes
>>217501643>>> would>>>>
There is a signficant portion of the planet who sees American's as some kind of ascended form of humanity. A superior being. And honestly? They aren't wrong.
Havin a beerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xZHe8Q8Mlk
When the snow doesn't stick it feels like you're in Silent Hill
>>217501805*Opens up a Miller high life*
Why doth rape make the woman go mad?
hmm perhaps I will smoke zeed and zamble
>>217501362lol
>>217501643We love are spinny don’t we folks
4chinz blocking ip ranges again ffs, pretty sure it's a scheme to force people to buy passes
what exactly do they think is going to happen when they ban it for under 16do they really think theyre gonna stop using any time of social media and 'go outside'theyll just be pushed onto sites like this or sites that dont comply with the australian law cause they arent big enough and the isps didnt block
>>217502354they'll come up with a "safe" version that's government owned and moderated. sort of like how people used to just go camping in the bush and then governments made campgrounds and told people they should be spending money to camp there instead. now people pay $40 a night to pitch a tent on government land instead of just hiking into a spot.
>>217502329Mine just makes me verify my email
We goin or what? Supposedly he's got some stars
>>217502749shouldn't even be required, jannies just don't want to be bothered moderating properly so they range ban
it’s over for me. i need to saunter into the forest and live on pine needles until i die
>>217497352Yaar kaalos..
you know what's hilariouseven if youre in america and you go to indian dating websites theyll have it so when you sign up you put your caste
What are you listening to this morning?https://youtu.be/T7F5T1m0chw?si=uH2ha-Ej5ib7kdK8
If you abuse substances enough you can make your self go away. But it always comes back.
Dogberg is asking to be let outside then asks to come back in. She's done this multiple times within 5 minutes
>>217503102Nice I still have a Mad Caddies live from Toronto album somewhere....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQkPcPqTq4M
Made it to appointmentberg >>217503359Dogberg doesn’t understand it’s cold
>>217503456I think she just wanted attention. She stopped once I pet her for a couple minutes
>>217503433I love this album, was listening to an adjacent artist Yung Bae last night. His pop stuff is pretty good and his new future funk album is pretty fun. https://youtu.be/23ZBpRiMjWU?si=uA0JTwzR0-l8ZqlF
Dogberg wants you to go outside and play with her in the snow. She won't be around forever, go play with her.
>>217503588There's no snow outside. If there was, I'd play with her in it
How do people even become 400 pounds
>>217503802I think you have to put in some measure of effort to get that fat. Just the sheer amount of food you need to eat. Like a large pizza every single day with extra cheese and a liter or two of soda.
>>217503802Mental illness? At 200+ I found it so uncomfortable I was determined to slim down.
>>217503802just eat a lot of slop, not give a fuck
i work with this bitch who is one of the most physically ugly and repulsive humans i have ever met and at all times constantly she is jabbering in her obnoxious foid voice totally in circles about nothing, never pauses to take a breath. drives me up a wall you should have ZERO confidence to speak aloud in a social setting you ugly fucking bitch you should go home and KILL YOURSELF
>>217503932she owns your bitch ass
I wish I had a nice ass
>>217503932i bet she doesn't think twice about you, which makes this funnier.
Remember Shia LeBouf's he will not divide us art project?
>>217503978People will look at modern military gear like this and think we aren't living in dark evil times.
so is nick fuentes based or not
>>217504034Gay Mexican
>>217503978Go to the gym and work on it dummy
ive reached halfway in section 2 of portuguese wonder how far ill be able to make it before i go then if i wanted to learn at least some spanish too is it that hard after or is it more confusing
>>217504049whats the alternative
>>217504059Duolingo ?
>>217504086yeahand before you say it ill be studying in english so i just need enough to get around
>>217504023yeah that was great, 4chan and Sam Hyde buckbroke Shia forever. he's a jesusfreak now.
I speak Italian and while I never studied it, living in southern California I basically picked up Spanish by osmosis and it is confusing. Knowing 2 Romance languages gets shit all jumbled up.
Pomni
Does this sound weird to you?I mean I’m an ESL so the only context I really know the word “perky” in is perky tits.Perky pepper strikes me as oddRegards
>>217502756You’ve posted this beforePlease X!plain
>>217504191yeah idk what the fuck a 'perky pepper' is supposed to mean unless it means like the sides/groove things stand out or are particularly big or something it's definitely weird
>>217504066Mexican Gay
>>217503932WORDwomen have one job and it's to look pretty and a lot of them fuck that up
browsing my /cum/gen, drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes, playing online pool, reading my favorite magazine
btw thanks to the cummer who teached me how to spell magazine. i thought it was magasin or magazin
>>217504788no problem
>>217504807it wasn't you though. he had an american flag
>>217504832you should have said that then
>smoking cigarettes
>>217504832You’re welcomeI’m on German WiFi rn so don’t confuse me for the flag
Looking for a used car, preferably a Toyota Tacoma but they're so fucking expensive
I'm never going to be someone you know
pretty disappointing to realize that the universe is purely materialist and not only is there no such thing as gods or magic or spiritual forces but even things like romance, glory, honor, and meaning are the same kind of woowoo and human life is not any more significant than plankton life
>uhh shitter twitter BlablaWatch this shit it’s funny as HELLhow do people like this exist it’s so bizarrehttps://x.com/nickshirleyy/status/1998843172500431180
Chuds complain about immigration but companies wouldn't have to import people if you all weren't such useless deadbeats https://www.axios.com/2025/12/11/jpmorgan-national-security-workforce
>>217505256>talent shortage>that's why we need jeets who barely know how to code and take a very long time to be trained by Americans and will probably open phishing scam emailsPeople are finally starting wake up on this "shortage" that never goes away despite decades of non-stop immigration
'member them epstein files?
>>217505424>epsteinWho?
>>217505424Remember the Alamo
>>217505424They don't exist o algo we all just pretended
>>217505460Yes but my ancestors were at the Battle of San Jacinto.
>>217505417Jeets vote to import more jeets it's a vicious cycle
Black women are the most disrespected people on the planet.
hello
>>217505719hello
>>217505749how are you?
>>217505256Has there ever been an elite that so brazenly and openly hates its own people as much our own?
>>217505769Good, probably should be focusing on work but things are moving apace. How is the UK.
>>217505681They're queens and they don't need no man full stop
>>217505681Gamers are more openly discriminated against
>>217505809an employed /cum/pie? amazingBritannia is treating me well. I like it here, especially in those rare times during which the sun is out
Set the thermostat to 75F because I’ll be edging in the nude later tonightBut first it’s dinner timeTwo frozen ‘za’s spiced up with Hungarian spicy sausage and REAL Parmesan…
>>217505942What are you in university for?
>>217505898This.
>>217505898They deserve it after what they did to Anita Sarkeesian
>>217505959I've given enough details in this general that I don't think I can share that without potentially doxxing myselfBut let it suffice to say that I'm in a course of study that has exposed me to some very interesting and knowledgeable people, many of which are so stereotypically posh that my dumb hick ass sometimes sticks out like a sore thumb
Imagine eating this insanely good
>>217506160cutting out half-circles of baking paper for each piece of pizza strikes me as very German
>>217506216It came with the ‘za!!
Neighbor-tard has been chipping at ice on his driveway for over an hour now driving me insane
I don't even remember how I managed to filter that fucking faggot American abroad, glad I did though
>>217506311We don't have any ice cuz it was below freezing before the snow came
little does that anon know that I will soon be posting again under my native flag, exposing him once again to the acuity of my wit!
>>217506413He’ll be none the wiser
Pretty funny reading about that sex having nigger coach of Michigan football, dumb retard cheated on his wife and mother of his 3 kids with a staffer, lost his $6million a year job and probably his family just to fuck a roastie and get herpes lmao nigger
currently wasting millions of gallons of water having AI generate me nonsenical pictures
>>217506460Why did he get fired for having an affair? Seems like overkill, it's just sex
>>217506498I don't know, but the bitch told on him
>>217495885me on the left
Just did an extremely stinky fart smelled like death desu
>>217506498It's to be shamed in public for things I don't like.
>>217505681What about jeets?
>>217495885I don't understand why we as a society allow sex offenders to continue existing after they're caught the first time. They always inevitably reoffend and victimize several more people in their lifetimes almost invariably and without fail. In the first place it seems insane to me that we don't just execute them the moment they're detected, but even crazier is they get out of prison usually multiple times just to go out into the world and commit the exact same crimes again. I personally think judges should be held accountable if anyone they let out does a crime the judge should be charged as an accomplice.
>>217506598They're subhuman, they don't count
>he thinks there are women on 4channel.orgngmi
>>217506617TL;DRfag
Eating watermelon and the libs are NOT happy about it
>>217506827They hate this
Inside gymberg
Niggers be like if I was alive during slavery no yt pipo would enslave me
>>217506311He's still going at it ...
If it was me in that concentration camp it would not have went down the way it did, there would be a lot of blood in that gas chamber
using headphones on public transportation:>meek, mouselike>could damage your ears>makes you look like a virginusing a speaker on public transportation:>displays confidence>easier on your ears>makes you look like a chad>funny when someone gets mad over it
>>217506827Watermelone
one of the only good things about college is hitting the point in the semester where you can stop doing work because you pass no matter what
There's this stereotype that German people aren't funny but I think it's only cultural and not genetic. My friend in high school was genetically German, but American, and he had the classic Germanic phenotype. Tall, blond hair, strong chin, etc. And he was really funny. He was the class clown at our school. He was always making everyone laugh. Even the teachers couldn't help laugh at his goofy antics.So I think the German lack of humor is not genetic. It's just a cultural thing in Germany but a genetically German person who grows up somewhere else can be very funny like my friend.
>>217507090Yah obviously
>mindlessly browsing youtube recommendations>video of sounds of dogs crying>click it>its just dogs crying>close itWhat the F*CK is wrong with brown people, why do they watch this stuff???
One should always strive for the best grades possible in collage, it's a metaphor for life, if you give in to just good enough you will never succeed
>>217507066Saudi fucking shits
>>217507070groid behaviour thobeit
>>217506617>I don't understand why we as a society allow sex offenders to continue existing after they're caught the first timeWomen say this then vote for the political parties that have no death penalties, lighter sentencing, more focus on rehabilitation etc. as planks in their platforms
>>217507163Can’t wait for the new fallout season
>>217507066>>217507158toppest of keks
>>217507157Not true at all. Grades don't matter.
>>217507163trying to shame me out of doing something good because "x or y group also does it" seems like a form of longhousing, which I object to
>>217507157>strive for the best grades possible in collagetake your own advice, anon
>>217507163You can tell when she talks she was one of those swiss boarding school types
I don’t understand how the social media ban for under 16 year olds in Australia is supposed to work but I haven’t looked up anything about it because I don’t care enough
>>217507155One of my friends was in the library once and there was a guy near him using the computer and he had like 5 videos playing at once on the screen of women screaming in various compilations and he was intently watching it with headphones on. My friend face timed me and the guy barely cared, I'm sure he would have been jacking off if there were less people in the library.
>>217507238More like Saudi Australia
>>217507238In a couple weeks they will also force Google and Bing to verify adults IDs so you can't search for boobies online
I'm trying to get better with these simulator war games because tactics and strategy have always been an interest for me, but I'll be damned if I don't just get demolished every time. I think it's more about learning the game systems. That's what I tell myself, anyway
There's a tangible difference between 4chan early 2010's lolcow culture and tiktok lolcow culture4chan/the farms would basically own up to being engaged in collective psychopathy. We all only engaged in it a small amount (by watching or sharing footage) but we knew the things we were doing were wrong and making fun of CWC was a bad thing and we were all awful peopleTiktok, by comparison, is just totally self-righteous about everything. Everyone we're hassling is a pedophile. Daniel Larson is some sort of actual threat to people that needs to be handled since the justice system "won't". It's basically framed as vigilante justice. We would not be lolcowing them if they did not deserve it.What I really mean to say is that normies are far crueler than we are and always have been. Normies view themselves as basically good and anything they do is basically good. If we do something bad it was actually good because we are good and we did it. Normies view themselves as innocent, like, ideologically.
I'm not convinced she actually has sex and this isn't all just a giant headline grab
>>217507247That's so fucked up man, what happened to giving people their privacy?
>>217507208that's cool, we object to you too
>>217507197that's what losers say
>>217507345that's the brilliant part: you can goad someone into confronting you physically and then sue them
>>217507314Congrats you escaped the NPC matrix
>>217507314???https://bunkr.cr/a/vYoZzabk
>>217507314She's actually a virgin, it's all smoke and mirrors
when I read the name bonnie blue I always think of blue bell ice creamreal /dixie/crats know what I'm talking about
>>217507275I have 2 Yottabytes of porn saved just in case we ever lose the Internet
>>217507405Ok so I just looked this upNever watched a vid of hers before and she has a megaclit Matches her man faceCock sized clit having freak
>>217507405Virus don't click
>>217507455What if there's some sort of EMP or solar flare and electronics don't work? Do you have a bunch of old Hustler magazines too?
Use this for the new
>everybody stops posting to wait for the newLame ass bustas!
>>217507629Would get removed by the janny, guaranteed
>>217507762Hunnit percent won’t
>>217507762No it won't make the new thread with literal porn.
>>217507761niggas love attention
NEW>>217507799>>217507799>>217507799
>>217507356No it isn't. It's what people that kicked their own ass all throughout school to get the best grades you can only to graduate and realize it didn't matter at all say
