Literally how is it even possible to be an adult virgin in 2025 LMAO

>my civic duty of what, reporting him and
yes

reminder to do your civic duty on every BE flag post this thread and the next (and so on) :)
he is unwelcome here

For me it's our brave frontline NHS workers such as Lucy Letby and Harold Shipman

told the toilfu we wouldn't be able to share a car for the rest of the week and she looked genuinely disappointed bless her

>>217501285
I'm afraid of women and mentally ill.

>>217501285
more likely in 2025 than any other year isn't it

>>217501293
What's your diagnosis lad?

I love her

>>217501292
Other men are shagging her and you're driving her about like a gimp.

need to get myself put in a home like tim. not paying for it though.

>>217501287
reporting the Belgian achieves absolutely nothing and is a total waste of time
you of all people should know this

I love her but am not a virgin though
seems the pussywell has dried up now that I hit a certain age and have to put in the effort to get them (instead of them coming to me). FUCK

>>217501308
yeah back in the day it was shocking if you were a 20 year old virgin but now it's common

Once got really stoned with my mate in Amsterdam and ended up wearing my wanking hat to the beach

about to do a poo lads. will keep you updated

>>217501285
genuinely think that nick fella is a 27yo virgin because he's short and gives every woman the ick
women claim to like him but they wouldn't actually sleep with him

>>217501314
we take turns driving and it mutually benefits both of us

filterfags are helping the BE flag poster not get rangebanned
he was banned 2-3 times yesterday, so the janny is obviously doing something. youre also just mad that he "isnt doing anything" when you spam reports on me like a little bitch, because YWNBAJ

>>217501325
ratpedo is so mentally unhinged he is unable to make this connection. i dont think he views himself as a real person.

>>217501285
don't have friends, don't have any social skills, don't even have any photos to use for dating apps

doing my civic duty and playing the new pokemon dlc

going to office hours at mickey mouse university

yeah not going to take advice on filtering and reporting from some cunt who habitually shits the thread up x

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>>217501309
when I was in the mental hospital after attempting suicide the mentioned "severe depression" although I don't think I am formally diagnosed with anything

another clinician mentioned one time "have you considered whether you might be on the spectrum?" but I just chuckled. Not formally diagnosed with autism either.

>>217500977
No they really aren't.

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need a girl to drive me around

>>217501285
Women have always been manipulative towards me, I do not trust them.

>>217501365
>what you just said but right back at you
you are not sentient! you do not have a soul!
failed artist, be a good boy and sign your posts with this because I did it, because thats all you can do
failed artist

>>217501385
don't get me wrong, there's plenty of bitches and hos out there but some of my closest friends are women and I am deeply fond of them

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why can't i be a boring anime protag and just have a woman fall into my lap. why do i need to have 412412 hobbies just to have a chance

>>217501385
this

>>217501401
escortlad post

status: BE flag posting has stopped, likely because he is on a UK flag on damage control
next Canada is going to start posting, because he told him to quit while hes ahead XD

>>217501402
you're doing that schizo thing again where you accuse other people of the thing you do.
its actually a pretty interesting facet of your mental health condition

whys he calling him a failed artist

is it true that prostitutes can reject you if you're too ugly?

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

>>217501425
clearly a 20+ hag

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ktim

>>217501425
I wonder if I could pull a bird like that.

>>217501439
I dont care that you are mentally ill, subhuman. im not a psychologist
the fact is that you are not welcome here, and you - with these posts - are a parasite trying to survive. >noo! let me keep posting! let me go bix nood bix nood over and over, its not like anyone sees my posts!
but no. you cant do that, and you arent welcome here. stop trying to resist
slit your wrists

i'm wildin

>>217501446
Most reject browns and blacks but not for ugliness reasons.

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>>217501461
>has friends

>>217501468
take your meds nigga

>BE flag posting has stopped
the parasite, trying to survive, is crying, copy-pasting right back at the person what they do or saying that some other wrong makes theirs (and there are many) right. it is coping, seething, and projecting on
>nooo let me survive I need to keep going!
it is a parasite saying this in all his posts. it is what it is really saying with his posts

100% of his 20+ personas get less than 1 reply for every 24 posts he makes

>>217501412
Every woman is a manipulative cunt. All they do is lie to me.

From the girl who pretended to like me in school to escorts now, every one of them lies.

I'm gay for pay

>>217501461
>Most people they like just seem to disappear eventually
literally happened to me a few months ago. finally started making a friend and then he moved to different city

can someone please explain what is wrong with this mouseposter character?

>>217501489
slit your wrists wigger

just practicing french kissing there. Gotta keep on top of it. never know when a lass wants you to stick your tongue in her mouth x

Okay I did save that one

Tried to show the gf some bbc porn but she just said it looked like the girl was sucking a big log of poo. She really knows how to kill the mood the bitch.

>>217501513
personality disorder
disordered thinking
paranoia and suspicious thinking (trauma related)
dysfunctional emotional regulation

>>217501521
um

nuking some popcorn
x

>>217501517
aa I shouldve opened my mouth also
was thinking about that yesterday
>>217501525
based I would try this if I got a gf but it could easily go very wrong (as in when she doesnt have this reaction at all). but shes right if real
they do look like that

>>217501513
he is a terrorist and he is piss low

>>217501461
BINGO!

in my rabbit era

scromiting

What's going on with all this flu nonsense lads? Covid isn't back is it?

doing the aforementioned poo. horrible

>>217501532
post degree
post degree
post degree
post degree
>>217501545
thats based
>>217501549
based
>>217501550
ktim2

>>217501521
Karius after doing something right in the 2018 Champions League final

Sick of these cunts self diagnosing themselves with autism, depression and other mental health items because they are convinced there must be an explanation as to why they are weird little cunts instead of just having personality quirks

20,000 foreign doctors come to the UK every year, but we reject about 16,000 med school applicants every year…

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>post degree

/brit/ meetup in glasgow

For some reason just cannot be myself at toil
I'm not horrible or anything I just hate revealing any information about myself or trying jokes or anything

>>217501550
always thought this was a /brit/ invention but learned recently it’s an actual medical term for when people simultaneously scream and vomit from that weed induced vomiting disease

>>217501285
actually more possible now than ever
if you were an adult in the 90s or 00s you'd have been drowning in fanny compared to today

>>217501607
counting house at 6pm

>>217501596
Because it's cheaper to take in foreign doctors than it is to subsidise a UK med student

how the heck do parents afford private school fees

>>217501596
damn if there is such a massive surplus of applications then surely there is no need to be taking in foreign doctors
>>217501600
this is you when you armchair diagnose (I also accept your concession and admission that you do NOT infact have a degree that allows you to do that)

>>217501596
Queef starmer needs to be hanged

>>217501594
Got a Paki doctor to do it for me didn't I

luvs is piss
luvs is nettles
luvs is mice
luvs is orses
ates the be flag

imagine if the flu epidemic turned people into zombies like in that one film 28 days later ahaha

i tried to become a doctor but fucked my a levels

you put your petrol, in the car it goes

>>217501635
begged for attention by posting it again award

got a perfect 100 on my iq test lads

>>217501626
based, get the wizzair tickets booked

>>217501659
Remember them videos from January 2020 of Chinese lads just collapsing in the street

>>217501628
Ok it’s cheaper to do a lot of things doesn’t mean it’s better
>>217501642
Stop that. This has been like this long before starmer

>Intelligent
>Funny
>Interesting
>Well travelled
>Well dressed
>Caring
>Write poetry and short stories
>Play music
>Vast knowledge of art/music/cinema/history
>>>>>Have no friends

What the fuck has actually gone wrong for me? I genuinely have no idea how this is possible. I know that I am more interesting than most people (Not in an Elliot Rodger way, just in a way that is obvious) yet I have no social life. I literally spend every day wondering to myself how the fuck is this possible. I honestly have no clue. I should have so many friends, its not like a don't try. I just don't get it.

It's coming up to 3 full days since my last message exchange with the sex worker.

Her last text to me:

>"I definitely can make one of those days work. I will message you in a few days with some options :)"

Do you think there is any chance she responds? Or is she brushing me off?

I genuinely do not know and I feel sick with worry.

Will somebody please calm me down? I don't know how long to wait before chasing up. The "few days" bit is driving me nuts.

Starmer is our 5th best PM since Churchill.

>>217501681
Lol no but sounds funny
"ching chong bing bong" *collapses and dies*

>>217501683
kaytimmy ‘cept i managed to grab a missus somehow

@217501686
stop filter evading

>>217501683
i play guitar, read, play sports, have a job, etc. etc. and still an incel
guy who's never had a job, has no hobbies and beats women shags 20 birds a year
hobbies and all that shite are a meme

>>217501682
>Ok it’s cheaper to do a lot of things doesn’t mean it’s better
Talk to your fucking MP about it then you mong

>>217501683
You have autism

daily reminder that YWNBAJ
please go do something with your life

>>217501676
wish i were this smart
is it those forest schools you have

>>217501676
Good work lad

>>217501683
ugly and/or short

>>217501712
No I want to talks to you :(

the goyim have lost the plot

>>217501696
fucking hate these walkable cities yimby wankers

the rb posting stops on 4chan now

>>217501693
He should be burned at the stake.

>>217501710
It's ridiculous isn't it. I hate it.

>>217501683
you can be the most interesting man in the world and it wouldn't matter if you don't have social skills

>>217501723
i receive deep esoteric knowledge from the forest gnomes

so any gimmick ideas for 2026 yet then lads?

got him filtered you see :)

>>217501745
Is that what the russian bots on twitter told you to say?

>>217501761
he only keeps going with it because I reply to it. the replies make it one of his most successful gimmicks - its the best part of his day
but it stops

>>217501696
i agree with what he says about SUVs and trucks, they're dangerous and people who drive them are all wankers

>>217501755
primary school PE lessons

>>217501755
Quitting 4chan before it gets banned anyway and improving my life somewhat

>>217501748
it really is. i regret wasting all that £££ on these shit useless hobbies

>>217501749
this is such bollocks
chads don't have any social skills and pull tons of girls

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>>217501781
>>217501696

Got too much work to do

>>217501808
you clearly have a different idea of what social skills are then

>>217501809
nothing wrong with this

"if I could have my time again"

this is a painful phrase to hear

Using my time machine to go back and tell 1970s leftypol that in his old age he'll hate a totalitarian Russian regime and watching his little head explode

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Bloody sad stuff.
We at /brit/ send our condolences to the Garcia family.

I walk past this northern Irish lady every day and she is ALWAYS on the phone

>>217501775
Have you seen what that retard is doing to this country? Do you want your kids raped by pakis because Labour is just fine with that

>>217501815
>car-hole is smaller than the jeep
OMDS

>>217501834
>him
>Eiffel 65 guy
THEY SAY DEATHS ALWAYS COME IN THREES WHO NEXT?

>joins an uma club
>doesnt interact with chat, item requests, do practise races
why do they do this

>>217501830
The pictures are very gay

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the drip

>>217501808
wrong. chads by definition are social butterflies

tugged on my willy and white gooey stuff came out, any of you experienced this?

show some fucking respect

Why do you fucking retards always think my posting about prostitutes is a gimmick?

Why can't you just give me advice? I just want reassurance or advice

>missed the mousenonce melty
fuck SAKE

>>217501857
god forbid a white boy gets a little motion

>>217501834
vax status?

Leftypol mocking Americans with massive cars and houses from his £2500 a month flatshare in Zone 3 that constantly smells of curry

>>217501871
No I don't have a Willy

>>217501857
what every girl says when looking at your dating app profile before swiping left

>>217501841
they sound so funny with that accent don't they

>>217501892
um what

>>217501834
We at /brit/ say R.I.P. to Sheen "Jeff Garcia" Estevez.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carboline

>>217501871
go to hospital asap mate, it might be willy cancer

>>217501876
i keep giving you advice but you never really seem to understand or accept it so i don't know what to tell you lad

>>217501887
ktim

>>217501899
did him

>>217501887
smelling of curry is a good thing rorke, I bet you want my apartment to smell of baked beans or something lol

>>217501823
>>217501867
these guys don't have any socials skills yet they are the most popular ones with friends and girls
my point is that social skills don't actually matter for a fulfilling life

>>217501844
That has been happening long before Starmer you fucking plum. If you inherit shite you're going to get yourself dirty cleaning it up

>>217501917
racismlad

>>217501876
Fuck off Tilde you mentally ill freak

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Saw a gr*y

>>217501876
you didn't post any proof that was real when asked. you could easily censor the names on a text or email.

>>217501924
*slithers across the thread at 0.1 km/h and rapes you*

>>217501921
being able to show off how worldly and cultured you are isn't a social skill, it just makes you seem like a wanker

>>217501915
Just answer this question, please
Do you think she will respond or not? That is all I want to know.

My leftypol mate unironically reckons Starmer 'just needs more time to turn things around' like he's managing Man United or something

>>217501921
>these guys don't have any socials skills yet they are the most popular ones with friends and girls
retard. they wouldn't be popular if they didn't have good social skills

>>217501942
I hate them!!

an afternoon cup of tea and a chocolate digestive hates to see me coming

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rorke you freak

preppin for a wee, lads

>>217501953
yeah probably, unless you're as frustratingly autistic towards her as you are towards /brit/

>>217501922
Hes not cleaning it up retard. Hes making it worse. How the fuck do you not see that.

>>217501953
Fuck off Tilde you mentally ill freak, even the tranny character was better than this shit. BOOOOOOOOO!!! Get off the stage freak

hitler is very fucking cool

welcome to the filter the word 'prostitute' enjoy being raped

if you see a pregnant woman and think of black men/babies then you are a freak and got raped by the internet

>>217501957
missing the point, which is that they don't have good social skills yet they are popular anyway.
>>217501951
what do you mean

>>217501972
Explain to me how he is making it worse then

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1995 vs 2025
We are cooked

>>217501984
you clearly have no idea what social skills mean

>>217501975
hes a cringe case but his unrepentant zoomer chudism mindraping piers was hilarious

>>217501975
This may come as a surprise to you lad but Hitler was actually the bad guy

>>217502013
source?

>>217501999
How is this worse, clearly makes life a lot easier

queltdown

>>217501999
Rorke:
>climate change is no re-

>>217501683
most people cant stand to be around arrogant wankers such as yourself

>>217501999
Good.

>>217501999
I saw a picture the other day of a GP using chatgpt to diagnose his patient. We are all truly fucked aren't we.

please make better posts lads

>>217502005
having friends doesn't automatically mean someone has good social skills

methionine

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My mates
Right stinky bastards

>>217501999
i blame immigrants for bringing their third world weather with them

>>217501969
Ok, that has calmed me down a bit. Thank you. Since she sent that on Monday evening, I sent her a quick message saying "thank you, that's great" and she left me positive feedback on Tuesday, so I am trying to remain calm.

I know not to chase up too soon. I will try not to panic until Sunday at least.

I am sorry for all the posts but I genuinely have nobody to ask IRL about this and I am terrible at understanding women.

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>>217502037

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If you put a wreath on your door in Portsmouth YOU WILL GET FINED

>>217501876
ahaha great stuff

if Escortmong was real about his shit, he'd post screenshots of his messages. With personal details blacked out of course

For me it will be watching the darts from now until 3rd Jan

>>217502059
love it

>>217502059
is her name elephant

>>217502036
Not really. It’s a good tool for GPs, I’d rather have a GP that uses AI than a GP that doesn’t

>>217501956
real leftypol wouldn't have the slightest bit of faith in starmer

my favourite type of metal you ask? copper, of course

>>217502061
>crescent moon
alhamdudilah

eating carrots

>>217502098
for me its the classic iron

>>217502061
fake btw

>>217502098
big fan of silver myself, it's like gold's sexy anorexic sister

>>217501942
nutberg

>>217502068
And what would that change?

I am being genuine lad.

good call starting the reading at 10, because when I take my breaks I tend to wait for a long time before actually starting again (after the break is done there is a time)

Might move to Beijingstoke.

>>217502061
they'll claim it's because it's a fire hazard. real reason is mrs begum at number 8 put a complaint in

impregnating myself

my arse is pregnant with poo

>>217502077
pretty sure the op is just esl

>UK energy costs likely to halve by 2050, says system operator
God Save Starmer

>>217502150
proves that you're not a gimmick and confirms that what you've told us about the interaction is true

if youre going to pretend to be a character on 4chan make it funny and interesting whats the point of coming on being a tedious annoying mong

poo is leaving my asshole as we speak
>verification_not+required

>>217502006
best bit was when he was being facetious about the 7 million and piers didn't even realise it

>>217502175
brev is reading tea leaves

extracting my miscarried poo baby

I finally got an easy CAPTCHA that didnt even require sliding it. first time this week (or longer)

>>217502175
I mean this is such obviously bollocks

>>217502184
$64,000 question right there

the arrogant student to wagie to NEET pipeline

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>>217502202

poo is entering my mouth as we speak

Bizarre to find mudshark defenders on here of all places

It's like being beaten and asking for them to keep doing it. Faggots

>>217502210
Something of a passchad myself so I do not know this feel

>>217502184
thats just his life. its how it is

>>217502150
are you ruthmong? your posts fucking stink of /britfeel/

muf

>>217502229
Really boggles the minds of mongs that not everyone is a bigot

widgets.exe crashed: called memory OOB
get fucked literal virus
computer has a temperature...

>>217502095
yeah well weve seen what real leftypol politics looks like from Your Party

esdeekid leaked face reveal twerk video

wish i was creative enough to make a character

RORKE ON A MAD ONE

you wish you was yeah?

rorke's off his bloody rocker

alright lads. monglad here and i'm a total mong

never been on britfeel or britpol guessing its like here but worse

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>>217502282
this nigga too stupid to do this

earth to rorke earth to rorke come in rorke

I'm a bigot

>>217502316
kill yourself

bigot sandwiches :\

Tonight Matthew I'm going to be The Lad Who Knows Too Much About Trains: always derailing chat with obscure rolling-stock trivia.

had this idea for a /brit/ personality where everything i'd post is completely reprehensible and designed to offend the sensibilities of anyone with a soul, but i figured i'd be arrested for it even if i didn't post anything illegal

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jesus fucking christ it's come up with sacked tranny

A Sri Lankan man, described as an "asylum seeker" and residing in a migrant hotel, has been charged with abducting, strangling, and raping a 15-year-old girl

>>217502098
>copper
feminine and venusian
>>217502117
>iron
masculine and martian
>>217502139
>silver
feminine and lunar

Dunno why people always portray Mario and Sonic as the same size. Hedgehogs are much smaller than plumbers.

>>217502374
Mario can fit inside pipes thoughbeit

>>217502374
Mario is hedgehog sized

>>217502175
building some nuclear are we

>>217502356
Omds

>>217502356
sLOP

watching Die My Love. bit like a snow2312 film

prozzystron upon bum

>>217502356
he sounds like just one of the lads to me

>>217502370
Part and parcel

>>217502371
going to sex those 2 feminine aliens with my green martian penis

also how can you be a wagecuck AND a neet?
and they're say this ai stuff is gonna take over all our jobs, god help us if it does

At work, just gooning

>>217502370
leftypol is ok with dead 15 year old girls if it means more migrants

>>217502370
yeah but we need him otherwise the british diet will consist of nothing but beans on toast

Hi lads AI slop here, Greggs and that, everything is expensive and life in Britain is terrible

>>217502420
gonna get that universal basic income then

>>217501285
I shagged a chick in 2019, and haven't really bothered even trying to since then.
It was so easy to do, so like I don't get why anyone says they get zero bitches. Its literally a choice not to. Just choose to shag a bitch and you will.

whats mister suds up to

Watching zionist content

i get no twat

>>217502464
me neither
get called one sometimes though

Where’s cokelad :P

Do the zoomers still play susmungus?

>>217502484
changed my ways
on the fanta now

>>217502381
How big are the pipes though?

>>217502382
Shouldn't be a plumber then. Imagine you need your toilet flushing thing fixing and a hedgehog sized bloke shows up. Can't even hold a standard wrench can he

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>>217502456
based

>>217502486
no

don't look back in anger x

what is the best Win11 debloater

>>217502502
fucking hell check out Mock the Week over here

Since 1956 Africa has received over $4.4 trillion in aid

i don't get nervous around women anymore but i still never approach them

need to buy my christmas presents soon

>>217502098
For me it's instrumental metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TydZ4NAXMic

You know how we spend millions letting people who hate us live here and commit crimes? Well I've thought about it, and I reckon we should try not doing that

might do a vinted wank

catberg ecstatic about my return home

>>217502539
worked out well didnt it

>>217502250
I am not anyone else.
Please lad, I have posted here for years. I was the 26 year old virgin, then 27, 28, now 29. I admit I am pathetic.
Obviously not a virgin now, I just don't know where else to ask this stuff. I am terrible at social interaction, especially with women.

I have calmed down a bit now. I will try not to think about it.

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>>217502550
FASCIST

>>217502555
get it stroked

>>217502529
arch

>>217502539
corrr must be like living in the space age over there by now

>>217502559
just a few more coups bro please please please i swear it'll work this time

>>217502559
Yes actually they went from population of 250 million to 1.55 billion in that time

>>217502584
on it

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fuck it
deleting ALL of appdata

>>217502529
>>217502587
Arch might be intimidating for beginners so I recommend Debian

love my cute captberg so much

>>217502596
leftypol on worshipping blacks again

>>217502627
>>217502627
>>217502627