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>>217527423
nope too nervous to do something like that but desu i aint even really bothered anymore but if it happens it happens.
how was it btw?
how did she look and what was she like?

>>217527423
Why did you betray us?

>>217527423
I'm 25 years old KHHV and that will remain with me until death

>>217527423
Why the fuck would you do that?
Just get a wife and impregnate her.

>>217527423
That's how I did it too, thai prozzie. Was nice, would do again (and have, minus the virginity part(

>>217527541
>flag
Yeah you are KHHIV positive lmao

>>217527649
What?

>>217527480
It was good. She was a natural blonde, similar age to me, very pretty. This was back at the end of November.

I saw her again on Monday.

>>217527702
were you allowed to kiss her or nah?

>>217527932
Yeah, loads of kissing, including French kissing.

>>217527423
yes
honestly best 70€ of my life
she was proper shortstack (1.54m) with all the right curves
and even though I paid for 30 minutes she gave me a full hour because it was my first time
thaught me how to tongue kiss and cuddled afterwards (it's already been 6 months but I still miss the way she carresed me with her leg going up and down my leg)
very sweet girl (olive skin brazillian brunette)

my only regret is not having done something this in my early 20s (i'm 27)
but then I most likely wouldn't have had an experience as good
so perhaps it's better not dwell on these if and if nots
now I just hope I can ever find a girl as sweet to make her my own...

why is prostitution illegal?

>>217528271
The demiurge

>>217527541
Same probably. But I'm 26.

I don't care about it enough to pay someone

>>217528379
I kneel.

>>217527423
It's beyond over.

>>217528271
women really hate men

>>217527423
No, I lost my virginity to my hot white trash tomboy friend when I was 18 like a normal person. Too bad no one wants to fuck you.

>>217528271
Your country was founded by puritans and similar nutjobs that thought sex was the devil

>>217527423
As a 25 KV I don't see a point in fucking a prostitute. I find bimbo looking women disgusting, a prostitute is not attracted to me so there's no passion, it all sounds like shitty masturbation but payed and prostitutes are not even legal or regulated in these parts so that means higher chance of STDs. These and some other reasons are why I won't fuck one even if someone else pays me a whore, I'd rather just jack-off until I die.

>>217527423
You're pathetic

>>217529634
The one I saw wasn't a bimbo, she had a natural look.

>>217527423
Yes, sex happens and it happens.

>>217527423
i lost my wizard powers at 30, she wasn't a prostitute but a whore

what are the chances of my prostitue getting the ick because im an awkward incel. im nearing 30 and i dont want to be a wizard, but i still feel awkward about getting a whore

>>217527423
Yes, august 2024 for me.

>>217530298
They don't know you and don't know you are.

I did it a few years ago she was much old though. Still had a good time

>>217527702
Did you tell her that you are a virgin? If yes, how did she react?

>>217530406
women can sense autism from miles away though

>>217527423
>>217527702
You're the lad from /brit/ who has fallen in love with said prostitute, aren't you

>>217530589
>You're the lad from /brit/ who has fallen in love with said prostitute, aren't you
i feel like this is becoming dangerously common these days

You are one pathetic cunt mate. You’ve been blogging about this on /brit/ since you scared the Russian one off. Now you’ve scared this new one off by pestering her too. Kill yourself. Also saged nigger fuck you

>>217528271
it isn't

>>217527423
alri escortmong?

>>217530633
Umm

>>217530589
No, I am just anxious that I haven't heard back from her yet. We've had two meetings now but I worry I may have scared her off by telling her I lost my virginity to her.

>>217530633
embarrassing

>>217530561
I told her at the end of our second session. She seemed surprised and asked me why, I said a lack of confidence. She congratulated me and gave me a kiss.

On my way out, she invited me to make an advance booking for January. I suggested some dates to her and she replied Monday evening saying she would let me know some time options in a few days. But I am worried that she will not respond.

>>217530744
Why tf would you tell any girl you had sex with another girl? Are you retarded

>>217530796
She didn't realize it was your first time with a woman? How old are you?

>>217530796
That's a prostitute, she's not interested in a relationship with you, she just wants your money

>>217530865
Apparently not. I'm 29.

I am still hopeful she will see me again. She left me positive feedback on Tuesday evening. But I have a nagging feeling she will ghost me.

>>217530894
I know but I worry I might come across as clingy.

Basically all I want is to have a few sessions with her to build confidence.

>>217530796
>>217530744
ghosted ig?

man just find a real clingy gf/wife

>>217530298
Depends entirely on the gal you get
But I wager most wouldn't be that surprised as 20 and 30 year old virgins is alot more common than you think and they see their fair share of them
And believe it or not some of them actually enjoy breaking in new guys and even believe protitution is a sort of "public service"
I would recommend looking for ads in certified escort sites
Sure they might a bit more costly than your run-of-the-mill hooker (though not by much) but those at least take their reputation seriously and act professionally
And you can also ask them if being a virgin bothers them, if they are professional they give you a straigth answer with no judgement whatsoever (if they don't then do a 360 and wall away because those bitches are no good)

>>217530917
bro you are scared of coming off as clingy to a literal whore? you know there are a lot of them and you just need to pay, right? Imagine caring about what a literal prostitute thinks. I'm pathetic and put foids on a pedestal but you're above and beyond lad. Also
>kissing a whore

>>217529198
It actually wasn’t. Look into the hellfire club and what the founding fathers got up to.

>>217527702
Are you brown?

no

>>217530633
Interestung post you've got there lad. Fuck me.

>>217531185
>bro you are scared of coming off as clingy to a literal whore?
Yes because these women will reject clients for that.

>>217531401
Nope, White with blue eyes and dark blonde hair.
The escort I lost my virginity to had similar coloured hair and eyes

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>>217530298
Honestly, my advice is do not tell her you are a virgin.

I am worried that telling her has scared her off.

I didn't tell her after the first session. I told her at the end of our second meeting that she was my first. Huge mistake, I think.

>>217530298
She doesn't care, she probably has fucked virgin men before, it's her job. Also why tell her?

Also, my advice for you guys is that hiring an escort is not easy.

You'd think it's a buyers market, but nope. They will literally ignore your message for any reason whatsoever, take ages to respond, ghost you for no reason, string you along, lie to your face, and are generally disorganised.

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I lost my virginity to a fashion designer who looked a lot like Rose Leslie in her atelier. She was 8 years older than I was.

>>217532202
Noise

>>217530744
So fucking what if she doesn't get back to you? At that stage you could either just get another prostitute, or if you want to be a normal person, get a girlfriend.

>>217532542
My hope was she would teach me about sex.

>>217532652
Go to Amsterdam for that.

>>217527423
The next step would be to avoid online communities.