Crimbo edition
>>217531060poo is now leaving my arsehole as we speak
Supposed to feel Christmassy but there's still a FULL WEEK of toil to come
https://x.com/basilthegreat/status/1999432526713266437Andrew marr died live on air it seemsWhat the fuck
>>217531080same tbf
Gymtoil? Officetoil? done for the week x
>>217531092let's finish what we started
Import one billion third worlders before China and Russia take them all
>>217531087Vax status?
Come on only one week, get the Christmas tree setup in the office, get merry and get jolly for the most wonderful time of the year.
i want pictures, pictures of spiderman
Spiderman and elsa futa sex
>>217531087post webm
>>217531154It’s audio only
>>217531087lad just stop talking and help yourself. wtf is he soldiering on for?
hey g can you make me a sandwich
>>217531113he previously had a stroke in 2013 rorke
>>217531087Might have been doing a difficult poo or receiving a rimjob
>>217531087He's not confirmed dead
>>217531084honestly don't really give a shite about christmas personally
go on then spaff up my arse
>>217531193hmmm... vax can't have helped though?
>>217531087I think he was edging
glod
>>217531060
Plans for the weekend lads?
>>217531294howling>>217531313shrieking>>217531323pooing
>>217531323get poo steaming
Fancy local cream cheese wasn't as good as the name brand stuff.
>>217531323Tonight I'll rot in my bedroom and watch heat and maybe smoke some weedTomorrow I'm meeting a friend for lunch and a pint (or two teehee)Sunday off for a swim
finished my poo and gave my hands a good wash
>>217531323Wanking
>>217531323shoving poo up my bum
>>217531343>>217531357>>217531365
mum just told me we’re doing Christmas at my stepdads with his whole family 15+ peopleWhy the FUCK can’t we just have a nice quiet Christmas
>>217531323Posting here until I can't keep my eyes open anymore then sleeping a little to continue until the day I die
>>217531323nothing as usual.but flying on Monday.
Full moon today I see
>>217531381gary stevenson in another life
>>217531323raping my own arse........NOT!
>>217531323Need to finish Christmas shopping but Mumberg wants to come and she's one of people I need to buy forOther than that I shall be watching the darts
>>217531313wish I was working class
>>217531323Sitting in me bedroom, just like I do everyday
>>217531323footy and elden ring nightreign and wine
>>217531438They're Scousers mate, they don't work
how rare is it to be a 20 year old virgin?
>>217531459Nightreign any good?
>>217531485HHAHAHAHAHHA
>>217531448screaming ktim
>>217531485pretty common nowadays if you're maleextremely rare if you're female
>>217531485Not too bad lad, around 20% of 20 year olds are virgins.
>>217531485idk every time I see my mum the first thing she asks me is if been speaking to any girls
I am 'ummy'
23 year old virgin here
>>217531485perfectly normalhowever 21 and onwards is eternal freak territory(i lost mine at 20)
alri
what time will you be steaming on christmas day from?
>>217531490yeah I think so, it's just elden ring in a fast roguelike-ish format
>>217531581Hopefully morning
donald trump just died
>>217531516White male*
big bouncing boobies
>>217531544Well that is bad isn’t it in a group of 5 he’d be the only virgin
>>217531597Did he stick his head too far up bibi's colon?
wonder if they count lezzers and bumders in the virgin stats
Un-raping a farty poo down my arse
ah fuck it might just get steaming nothing else to do is there
Just used this and it's legitBefore I even wiped the surface down half the mould had disappeared5/5
>>217531604Yh?
stimming
>>217531649Just buy a bottle of bleach it will do the same thing for a tenth the cost
order the goyslopeat the goyslopshit the goyslop
>>217531568lol I will be not be losing mine this year anyway
Catberg just got on the bed for a nap :)
>>217531649spraying this on my knob to get the smeggy bits off
anyone else seen that study that cats prefer men over women? not related, just interesting
>>217531699Bro stop I’m at work
>>217531681shouldn't you be toiling?
>>217531652love argentinaI follow kiki fio on tiktok, beautifulmessi, my favouritehow are you finding it?
>>217531720Oh sorry
>>217531664Was too iffy about applying bleach to the ceiling Though it did pretty much just smell of bleachSo maybe I bought expensive bleachWas only £2.50 no biggie
what should I order off uber eats
just did a fart that gave off more hazardous material than chernobyl was sitting naked on the sofa so worry there will aftermath when i get up to pour my next gin and inspect the damage
>>217531792Pasta
Rorkin' all over the world
> Two teenagers from Cardiff have been charged with preparing acts of terrorism. Rhys Edwards and Talan Vincent, both aged 18, have been jointly charged with the alleged offences, which are contrary to the Terrorism Act 2006.
>>217531792Curry
Mental how no one gets takeaway italian food apart from pizza
Who let the Somalians out of the zoo? Who decided pakis don't belong in a zoo?
>>217531828Choirboys at it again
>>217531792butternut squash and some baby oil specify extra girthy in the additional instructions
>>217531834knew a lot of people at uni who would get takeaway pasta
>>217531828their crime? plotting to marry white girls and have white children
>>217531828Drafted a witty post in X did they?
>>217531852no you didn't be quiet
>>217531798how fat are you that you cant tell
>>217531854>>217531855Prosecutor Christopher Hewertson said the defendants allegedly researched acquiring an AR15 automatic weapon and wanted to acquire sophisticated 3D printing equipment to potentially print gun parts.The court heard they are accused of planning to reverse a van with false number plates up to the doors of the Madina Mosque so that no-one could escape before opening fire with automatic weapons, before allegedly planning how they would escape the scene.
>>217531858I did
>>217531060absolute cutie at the end
>>217531792kebab
Just got charged for 'rism because of what I did to the toilet bowl
>>217531834You're quite mistaken, although there is an aspect of truth in your statement. Perhaps there aren't any wogs in pakiland and only Arabs selling pizza with fries. Have you not had a calzone?
>>217531870we at /brit/ condemn these acts in the strongest terms
>>217531834I've seen a few people have takeaway lasagna
>>217531834There's always some weird thing at the bottom of the menu that surely no one has ever ordered. Shepherds pie or something.
*locks in to /brit/*
do you ever think we are alone in the world as britswhile a swiss person is probably identical to a german (depends what part of the country they are from) and they could feasibly call themselves german and it'd basically be true we are alone genetically and historicallybit sad
>>217531870And the crime, officer?
*Insert willy into /brit/*
>>217531881Flooding a white community with blacks isn't rism, not allowing such to be done is
>>217531894Live cabergé reaction
/brit/ is an anti Martin Lewis general
>>217531870Mousey tier bants
What's the threshold for double messaging in your opinion? Within 1 day? 3 days? 7 days?
>>217531915Eh? We have a whole 'aspora, most Euro countries don't have meaningful versions
>>217531934Antisemetic
the drip
>217531948Go back to your thread you already linked to twice mong
What's the threshold for double black easing in your opinion? Within 1 day? 3 days? 7 days?
>>217531953SAAAARRRR I am britisher from Mayflower sir, do you know what is that? We are true anglos in USA sir we have preserved right of free speech and firearm, we wuz yeoman SAAAAARRRRR
>>217531915swiss are very different to germans
Mad how much the state hates us
>>217531953yeah but americans arent anglos anymore and aussies are going that way too, only kiwis seem to still be homogenous
>>217531934the lifeless eyes of a parasite
So waitthis prostitute he's fallen in love with said she can't see him cause she was going on holidayso he decided the best course of action was to take note of this and then message her loads anywayright
>>217531741don't know of that one, never used tiktoklife's hard but I keep truckingcheers x
grim
All the streamers I watch are going on holiday and I'm just sat in my smelly bedroom
Insane how much worse things ended up that even the most deranged fantasies
>>217532038one down millions to go
>>217532028how is life hard in argentinayou have housing and shops, pretty women, good food, few blacks and muslims and good weather thats already better than the uk
>>217532028Sir did you know Argentina is chud country? There is many chud for example have you heard of band Arghoslent?
>>217532038How come they used a photo of him as a little kid then
gay pornthere's only one gay pornthere's only one gay pornthere's only one gay pornGAY PORNTHERE'S ONLY ONE GAY PORN
>23 October 2013>JTI is to launch 10g Amber Leaf combi packs nationally, following trials in Scotland, the South West and Wales.>The pack contains 30 filters, 50 papers and a 10g mini pouch of tobacco in a crush proof box at an RRP of £3.45TAKE ME BACK
steak and chips and sprouts
Sotto hakidasu tameiki o suikondaKoukai wa nigai aji nokoshiteItsumo nande? Kanjin na koto ienai mamaTsugi no asahi ga kao dashiteruIya ni natta unmei wo naifu de kirikizandeMou ichido yarina oshitara kimi ni deaenai kamoBoku no koe ga hibiita toki ni hajimaruInochi no rimitto shinzou ga kaunto shiteruKanaetemo kanaetemo owaranai negaiAse wo kaite hashitta sekai no byoushin waItsuka tomatta boku wo oiteyukuAto nankai kimi to waraeru no?Tame shiterunda boku wo catch the momentIkko shiawase wo kazoeru tabi niKawatteiku mirai ni obiete shimau kedoAijou no tane wo taisetsu ni sodateyouBuatsui kumo mo yagate tsukiyaburu ka naKimi no koe ga hibiita boku no zenshin wo kayotteShinzou no doa o nokku shiteru"Okubyou" demo akechaunda yo shinjitai karaNannimo nai to omotta hazu no ashimoto niItsuka fukaku tashikana ne o hayasuArashi no yoru ga kita to shitemo yuraidari wa shinaiNandodemo oitsuitari oikoshitariKimi ga fui ni wakannakunatteIki wo shita taimingu ga au dake deUreshikunattari shiteAtsumeta ichibyou wo eien ni shite ikeru ka naBoku no koe ga hibiita toki ni hajimaruInochi no rimitto shinzou ga kaunto shiteruKanaetemo kanaetemo owaranai negaiAse wo kaite hashitta sekai no byoushin gaItsuka tomatta boku o oiteyukuAto nankai kimi to waraeru no?Tame shiterunda boku wo catch the momentNogasanai yo boku waKono toki wo tsukame catch the moment
>>217532003yeah I work with one and she relates to the French significantly more
>>217532079looks dry as fuck
>>217532083Was just saying this down the onsen
>>217532074Remember buying those, those were mint
>>217532038>15>shows photo of 10 year oldMuh HECKIN black children!!!!! He wuz an angel!!!!
>>217532079weird combination but would still scran
>>217532094haha me too lad
>>217532079Give some colour to these sprouts they look bland.
>>217532085the french are an enigma methinksused to think they were like us, cold, snobby, arrogant, germanic based people and society but found out they're meant to be quite friendly and lively and are latins
>>217532079Dreadful. Ditch the steak and frites for your health sir
tea and coffee make me piss too much but bovril doesnt
Might get on the 'ki 'za tonight
on the bov' again this afternoon
me? having a break from the booze
>>217532110show some compassion you sicko a kid just died
>>217532167Shouldn't it be the 'vril?
>>217532177pussy
>>217532091that's before the gravy went on
>>217532038Three first names is craaaaaaazy
>>217532178A gang member
>>217532181bov' is easier too say
>>217532178Nigger kids are quite ugly and not cute imo so I don't have the same instincts to care for themShame innit
>>217532186yummo
don't presume that the gang he was in was full of thugs and wrongunsmight've been in the purple hand gang
bang bang bang cam on harry cane
>>217532186Is your name Henry by chance? That's horrid.
came on karry came, came on england
Rorke joining the Grove Street FamiliesLeftypol joining the Ballas
> A British backpacker has been sentenced to four years in prison in Australia after killing a man while riding an electric scooter.>25-year-old Alicia Kemp was over the legal blood alcohol limit when she hit Tan Pan in Perth in May. He died in hospital several days later after suffering a brain bleed.
>>217532223do you like opeth? do you like the hives?
>>217532248no it's not and no it's not
>>217532270dumb bitch
>>217532295Alri Henry
>Tan Pan
>>217532320Peter's aussie cousin, named after his bronze skin
tfw no latex gf
>>217532270>Tan PanBro named after an item from the Argos catalogue lmao
I am more mince pie than man
>Three dead and one seriously injured in Snead crash
Is it me or are the warnings of a EU-Russia war becoming increasingly loud?
>>217532373>>217532388SCRECh
Most alcoholics drink with other people, but me? I prefer to drink alone, in my smelly bedroom, typing out the same inane banter on brit like a monkey who will die alone
sneed
>>217532286don't know opeth, vague memory of the hives.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbTVZMJ9Z2I
>>217531087He died doing what he loved
>>217532388Formerly known as Fucks
Preparing tonight's booze YouTube watches.Put them into a playlist you see
>>217532212based, also why i dont care about pally kids getting bombed LOL
>>217532270Corr wish she'd run over my bollocks
wonder what it's like to suck a willy haha only joking
>>217532506what's on the cards
>>217532451do you like soen? do you like katatonia?or do you like sibelius? what about ABBA?
Hope I don't die in some slightly funny accident that gets in the papers and Bradley'd on here
>>217532270screaming imagine dying after a scooter ran you over prefer getting ran over by a 2 ton bmw myself
Slightly morbid in here right now, would prefer if we discussed nicer things x
>>217532513mental how i know what that feels like and the vast majority of men will never know
>>217532524Some travel videos, maybe a bit of old mall (it's American so no foy) exploration videos, yanks driving around showing you decaying towns in the middle of Oklahoma...comfy
>>217532270My brother ran me over with a quad bike when I was 9 and I didn't die, mental how weak Tan Pans are
>Local lad Rorke dies in a self-penis-sucking incident in which he sucked his own penis off and died from blood losslaughing bradley image
get the dead palestinian children posted
um
>>217532579replying with screaming to indicate i found the antics hilarious
So when will ofcom block access to 4chan? Surely they must be ready to pull the plug any moment.
>>217531323Get the ball kicked and go live button pressed
>>217532579gibboning away at this
nth for the gyaldem
Women should be cherished
Is literally everything women do a shit test?
>>217532270Send them poms all back
>>217532683if they're a cunt yea
Women should be cherished beneath the boots of men
taking my sex arse to the car wash and pressure washing it as people wait in line behind me
>>217532570When I drink I just watch 00s nostalgia like ps2, gba, gc game videos, music, cartoons. Reckon I'm a sad cunt
Just me in the office haha
>>217532711Wish someone would invent a self cleaning sex arse, sick of having to lick mine out
>>217532719its ok
by your orders, rorke
rorke: (to therapist) therapy is not real! rorke in the next panel: I... *chugging her breastmilk* hate *glug glug* ther... *glug* apists *glug* you...
Would you feel worse about being sexless and single if all other men had girlfriends?
>>217532719You're good mate x
>>217532719Me I like to watch the primitive technology vids, the sounds, the lack of voiceover, of music or anything else is pefect to fall asleep to (I get sleepy when I drink because I only drink strong beers)
>>217532647glug glug glug
For me, it has to be sex with brown women
>>217532763wtf... do i know you irl?
>>217532798...are you a rorke (female) therapist?
>>217532528
I only watch cartoons
>>217532794Not a fan personallyLove a big white arse
>>217532689Isn't that all of them
>>217532794
>>217531323working
monday's going to be a busy day
the coomers are awake then are they? yeah
>>217532854cockmogs me to be fair
right well we all know what that is don't think i have to spell it out
Right well that was a black fella's wilfred wasn't it
>>217531087>A source who works with Marr told the Mirror: “Andrew has had a stinking cold all week. He finished the show and is fine and will be back on air on Monday.”
found myself wanking to just cocks recently, bit weird for a 100% completely straight bloke must admit
Remember during covid when the politicians constantly banged on about how deadly it was but as soon as they got it they were telling everyone they were fine
>>217531544>by age 18, most people have had sexYeah haha me too haha
>>217532854>>217532794>reee I (white) hate white people, give me attention, white people!
>>217532930Power of the NHS
fit redhead 2x MILF (whos probably got a husbant) I keep running into hid from me today when I went to the same place as her on accident and noticed her but the cute cashier guy "casually" threw down my pizza and giving me back my money said "thats perfect" ...I thought he was talking about me lel. UwU
>>217532944what's that got to do with shagging brown lasses
>>217531971Looks like a 13 year old
>>217532959her cock is fucking stunning
>>217533002How do you know what 13 year olds look like you fucking nonce?
>>217532426Wretched specimen of britisher food
>>217532987go to 4foodstampschan then where they cant even go to the moon then. wait, there isnt one because they dont make websites and cant build
>>217532988+1 SSR ticket
Maybe we should start a coalition of the willing
>her cock
>>217533034coalition of the willies
>>217533030true. guaranteed 3* or something. I dont think the banner you can go use it on changes but idk
>>217532507Pali kids i do care for because they are humanoid in appearance, and we share a common enemy, namely the juice
ᓀ‸ᓂ
rorke getting back from his 3pm walk
>>217533015I used to be a 13 year old, anon
>>217533063
>>217533043that's a she rorke
started winning all of my uma practise matches with my teams for some reason. have been using the same (insane club umas) since the beginning so I guess its growth
>her cock is fucking stunning
>>217532988>fit redhead 2x MILFtwo milfs? or a milf with two (red)heads?
God damn it I keep missing the cock posts
curren chan (horse) [Fille Éclair] can get an epithet title "Hearts United" OwO
i'm seeing double. four milfs
>>217533043>>217533099
instead of spending £20 on Uberjeet slop this weekend, i will instead buy reading and study materials to further enhance my mind x
+1 to the uma club membership
Your homosexuality and racism has not gone unnoticed. Be aware that the proper authorities have been notified.
>>217533125wasnt even big, dont worry
tosen jordan 1/5 shes fit. "ohh my friends HAVE to go karaoke tonight, they NEED me to be there! wont you study for me while I go, trainer??"
>>217533159Good for you nerd! Instead of either of those incel activities I'll be having sex!
>Do nothing all day>Everyone leaves>Continue doing nothing
>>217533173> >>217532854>>217532987
>>217533184a fate worse than death
>have to make an account on coomer.st to look at pictures nowwoke nonsense
>>217533192tbf the second looked chunky and it had a long vein down one side
>>217533200
>>217533213get in lad! Your uncle visiting is he?
wow, "orchestra in late autumn" in 2 days (14th dec), woo>>2175332514 (row 2/2)1 (row 1/1) other is just too far eye contact lenses and other other photoshop
gonna play OSRS to take my mind off the escort situation lads
Find length more impressive than girth personally
>>217533241i'll be sticking to the Bunkr then
don't know why anybody would ever get gdk considering that a 'ki kebab probably tastes 10x better, has a lower price and far more food
>>217533241for fuck sakewhat next, bunkr?we've already lost incestflix for crying out loud
>>217533308didnt know that one, thanks
>>217533320glub...glub....glug...
We'll go on getting bad results...getting bad results...
>>217533276Yeah! My hot uncle with a huge cock! Missing out much, incel?
>>217533320cor
>>217533320Me in high school when I sucked my face in with a glass.
just noticed that this makes angelis and st. simon brother/sister
Jewels remain still gleaming
>>217533333nice quints
Doncaster (horse) let me go find Leeds (horse) (foundation horse M)
mousey you didn't answer me yesterday, can you give carats to other people? i got loads for free but i don't plan on playing the game so i wanted to give them to you
>>217533439no toby
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detroit_(horse)Detroit (horse) >>217533451no :( >>217533359Detroit horse
he should be allowed to post the horses, it's interesting.
New>>217533500>>217533500
>>217533485oh ok
