caturday edish
Too early, cat
MKL, who's aimyon?
im not mkl chud
also explain this >>217531873
>>217532024fanclub?
idk why is the text in bahasa o algo
>balding before 20sfreyapedo...
Tonight I went to the supermarket but the main goal wasnt to buy groceries it was to see the girl who keeps looking at me whenever I’m there. The girl who could probably change my life forever. As soon as I entered the supermarket I started searching for her. I saw her and I intentionally let her see me so I could know for sure if it wasn’t just my imagination. When she saw me her eyes locked onto mine and followed me. At that moment I knew I was in. “i will give her my number tonight” I told myself. As I queued there were 3people at her counter including me but the counter next to her had only one person left. That meant I would have to move to the next counter again just like last week. But this time my brain was thinking fast. I stepped out of the line walked around and grabbed some honey that I obviously didn’t need. I planned carefully. “I need to make sure I’ll pay at her counter this time” I told myself. When I approached her counter again everything went smoothly. For some reason she took forever to scan the woman’s items. It felt like time had stopped. She looked at me trying to hold back a smile. She almost burst but she managed to hide it. So did I. I looked around. For some reason I had a raging boner. “this is it” i thought. But as soon as it was my turn all the courage I had gathered. all the courage I had to make small talk or give her my number was suddenly gone. Shyness took over. I looked around thinking 'what if she says no? What if I misread the whole situation again?' I couldn’t even reach for the phone number I had written and kept in my sling bag.' I’ll pay with card.” That was the only thing I managed to say. cont
indogbros...https://youtu.be/YlS6X4NV1K0
There's always tomorrow, riff
>>217532648After she scanned everything and placed my groceries in a plastic bag she said ' thank you” and i replied “youre welcome” then I left disappointed. Disappointed because I had wasted another opportunity. an opportunity that could have brought meaning back into my life. But tonight, tonight I made myself a promise. Tomorrow night I’ll go there again and read her body language carefully. And if I’m really sure she’s interested I will give her the phone number I wrote on a tealive's exclusive paper. Worst case scenario she won’t text me and out of shyness I’ll never go there again>>217532706TRUEEEE MY NIGGA! WE ARE SO BAAAAAAAAACKKK
>>217532706New day more suffering
>>217532848Stay POSITIVE! THIS IS IT!
>>217531887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWWgl8ZJijkmuni muni muni muni muni munimuni muni muni muni muni munimuni muni muni muni muni muni
thank you white people for inventing the best condiment
Ain't reading all that but goodluck on whatever you're going to do
rip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh0sDdI6Tjs
>best condimentBut that doesn't look like this?
Don't forget your daily spouse conditioning
Girls literally can't be bald
>>217534138never heard of alopecia
>>217531887Kot threadbest thread
Go to sleep, chud.
>sleep in friday nightWhat are you, twelve?
You sleep early to work for Mr.lee tmr.
>>217534627Mr Lim wants me in tomorrow.
gonna go out for my incel walk :D
2 bottles of fundador and 1 large steak for dinner
why are so many troons, faggots, et cetera... on /int/?
>>217535697Meds now, Everyone here is a straight alpha male
nigger
sorry i thought this was the company teams chat
>kot thread>koturday
>>217535697this is the average filipino poster on this board btw
>>217536256
just realized the indog word for brown is chocolate
TIL
>>217536326>>217536360>>217536392>>217536419>>217536477>>217536504>>217536527>>217537457
>>217535758>>217537317why are you replies to me with two contradicted answers
>>217538627
>>217538096Another anon
>>217531887Stop stealing our jobs.
uhh guys?
>>217538627>>217539549
>>217534659I don't. Nobody would hire me, we have the lowest wages in SEA and there's no labor rights so we're worse than China when it comes to accidents.
>>217532748We have sexual harassment laws now, Mamat. The Bangla security guards will escort you out from the supermarket and your CCTV screencap will be printed and pasted on every supermarket entrance.
>>217546763the amazing digital circus premiere is up bro
wake up babe, new TRVTHNVKE (coomer edition) just dropped!
Preferer little girl core
>>217537527fun fact btw: chocolate is not actually chocolate-colored
>fun fact : [not a fun fact]
How do i get a job when every job i apply to requires a college degree and a stool sample?
ask your parents myb
>>217547858>stool sampleDo philippines really?The most thorough I got was urine sample.
you don't bother getting a job in this shithole. you grab the nearest knife and slit your throat.
Hold my hands
>>217548435okay
>>217547975it is required for college applications too
>>217546763This is my last post as a khhv. Consider this an honor. WE ARE SO BACKKKKKK BROOOOO
>>217548596>khhvyou never hold hands with a girl at school?
>>217548640holding hand is haram please understand
proof?
When do I get to pillaging poi pet?
The Amazing Digital Kino
eat your veggie
I'm on carnivore diet
>>217548683Lewd and haram.
>>217548683What about cheek kissing
meeting up with my sb for the last time because she got a scholarship and doesn't need my money anymore
Naol
Uhh thaibros...?
>>217549691it's haalal among boys
>>217549911>911
Is the Cambodia-Thailand war legit or some chink ops?
>>217549989We have fought each other for centuries.This is normal at this point.It's a chink op or other countries if it's with Vietnam or something.
>>217550038I mean we fought Vietnam too, but the current government has a close-relationship to Vietnam.I can enter Vietnam without a passport and vice-versa.
but you are pro china o algo and vietnam hates both chinas doe
it doesn't exclude both support. Some of the high ranking member here are Vietnamese in origin too.There are support programs where our soldiers are trained in Vietnam too.
Fuck you, mr Lim
Serve Mr.Lim Tea carefully, wagie.
I'd rather work for Mr. Lim than Mr. Boyet Delos Santos's pares cart
I wish Mr. Lee pay as well s Mr. Lim
Is Korone HoloJP?
based
I wish I could just apply for a job.
A large bird is resting in my window terrace.Can I give him/her uncooked rice grain?
711 tapsilog for lunch
What should I do if city hall won't give me my job permit?
imagine you're arguing to a literal kid about politics on internet
>>217550609They eat sunflower seeds in my backyard and shit as a thank you
rip rifky
>>217550661is 4chan a social meda in this indo law?
>>217550661this wont workkids will just post in roblox
kys pedotroon
>>217550661Biar yang suka kritik ngak berani lagi.Sekaligus biar foto ktp bisa dipake pinjol.Mantap.
Would you rather be rifky or a call center agent pinoy poster
>>217550661Based.>>217551199Roblox will be banned soon too.
can an iq78 kid set up their own fediverse server?
haram kuffar
>>217551665Spesial Sambal
>>217551665these girls smell like cheap cologne but vinegar once they go naked
>>217551665Literal succubus.
>>217551717That's from the yeast infection among other things.
>>217551549Probably. Ask AI to guide you through it.
>>217551665so that vape lanyard is a universal thing
weirdos
>>217546625Where are all the liveleak videos then
>>217551665Mukanya kayak muka orang orang gang
orang orang
I think my country is compromised
I hope the internet will rise 5 times higher and more expensive, internet will be healing, no more arguing with IQ 78 retarded gorillas
TCD
>>217552578we have Internet Rakyat though
>>217551704Do flips have something haram'd
>>217552626Fuck
>>217552754why wouldn't you settle with a mid indonesian men jo
I'm high mid though
>>217552790would you convert to islam
>>217552779Financially and economically mid or appearance and physically mid?
>>217552832mid appearanceposition in societal hierarchy same as yours
women get jobsmen doesnt
>>217552878For me, if they are mid but carbs and sugar eaters and blame everything on red meat and push their brown and jeet standard, i shit on them. But, if they are mid but animal protein eaters just like me and don't show their browness, i like them. Carbs and sugar eaters tend to be assholes and smelly. udahlah mid, bau, minus akhlak lagi
>>217552930Yuk jo pas nih malming
>>217552930Btw, aku perhatikan cowok yg sering makan daging dan prohe tuh kalem dan cerdas, sementara yg makannya nasi segunung dan gorengan, biasanya emosionalnya agak gimana gitu, npc behavior juga akwowkwo
>>217552940Gw minggu kemarin malmingan sama teman di BKT, makan seafood sama seblak isinya full protein (telor, ceker ayam, tulang ayam)
>>217552999Sekarang sama gua yuk Imperial Kitchen
Shut the fuck up. Malingshit
Now that they captured the Vietnamese Butcher, who’s next?
Wtf. They captured him? Is it true, vietbro?
>>217553435Could be a random scapegoat.
Splaylater Idea>take a loan from shopee>cash out all of it>order your items>receive it>uninstall shopee>throw your sim card you used for shopee and spaylater
I think I need to get in shape. I had sex 2 nights ago and all day yesterday I felt horrible. Like something was wrong with my body. I couldn't even walk straight. Then today I pulled a muscle while reaching for a shirt. Not even putting it over my head but just reaching for it. It's like a vicious cycle. You get out of shape from living a bad lifestyle, unhealthy, but doing even mild physical activities will mess you up and an intense one can destroy you for a day.
diddy ahh blud
>>217554069I dunno Diddy never looked out of shape with me. I bet if I tried chemsex like he's into I would probably die.
>>217554094With me, to me, same difference right? >t. a total retard
>>217554031Stats?
>>217554122I don't have a scale or anything nearby but it's trending in a bad direction. I got fat during the corona lockdown shit then never got the pounds off. These last two days are like a wakeup call for me. I need to do something.
>>217554031sounds like hiv
>>217553911Kok cara pikirnya kaya fankui yang suka gestun ama pinjol?
>>217554334Nah it's just fat fuck disease. I don't run around fucking men, or anyone, in the ass.
>>217554031id imagine getting fucked in the arse all day yesterday would make you feel like shit and exhaustedget well soon bro
>>217554562That's not happening either thankfully. Don't you think it would be less strenuous if you were getting fucked instead of doing the fucking? I wouldn't know.
Post sex
What spend my hard earned 13th pay?>evenHalf sleeve tattoo of Japanese hokusai wave >oddGold chain>dubssave or invest in slot machine
>>217554675Gold chain it is.
>>217554675scatter
>>217554605The queen of /asean/
>>217555798Sedih liat dia downfall jadi bogged oplaspadahal dulu masih kek cici cici manis
how do i take a loan as an unemployed man with no proof of income to show to the loan shark?
>>217556075with one of these
Would it be the Philippines if you could go a whole month without something breaking?
like 6 7
Is there a long term side effect of using poppers?I feel like my IQ is dropping and is relying more to gemini.ai to do my work.
Malaydesh be like>yes i will watch motogp in sepong circuit
yes i will watch motogp in sepong circuit
>>217556872IQ is pseudoscience. But indogs and pinoys are obviously of inferior stock. Poppers or not. Gemini ai or not. We are just not very smart people.
favorite racist?
My mom
>>217559102I think the average pinoy is about as smart as the average American. Other Americans would disagree with me but they're probably at that baseline so of course me saying that, despite being American, would offend them. Better quality of education but it did nothing to help them. Let's not even talk about the decline in future generations.
>>217559102Just indogs (specifically jawirs). Pinoys are European and white
Ini situasi ekonomi parah amet. Sabtu, cuma pasar2 pada sepi semua.
Hahaha, ini isu donasi dari luar negeri kena pajak, langsung dikerahin semua buzzernya. Lu liat aja di /r/indonesia, twitter, threads. Memang negara setan, udah situasi begini, malah kerahin buzzer bukannya berbenah.
Rumah lagi ngak laku. Ekonomi lesu. Jadi banyak pembangunan dibatalkan, tapi duit ngak balik. Ala meikarta, cuma ngak heboh di berita aja. >>217559088Shut the fuck up. Malingshit
>entertainer>social media personality>influencer
Mana sini yg bilang mbgnya ngga enak!Gw tabrak lu semua!
>>217554605nice body but short hair is super gay
>>217559132uncle ruckus
>>217559132misono mika
>>217532648Just bee yourself, riff
dont click it i gave my dad a virus
>>217560420What a weird looking helmet
>>217560420yeah definitely not scripted 100%
>>217560420Fankui kenapa sange banget 24/7 sih?
>getting drafted next year
>>217560937wait, the war isn't over yet? i thought orange man have settled it down
>>217560937good luck kill those disgusting katoeys
>>217560937That just looks like Indonesia.
>>217560976Nah, it's just the new mandatory draft they open earlier in the year. (well, it was always there, but never use) Every male between 18-30 need to be enlisted now.
>>217560937You 17 y.o now?
>>217561075No, the law will be just come in effect by next year.
>>217561009>just found out about this slur
just say you are trans o algo
>>217561067what if you get married? i'm pretty sure they're not gonna draft working dads
>>217561212they are still working on the implementation.Apparently, one of the rule is that if you have a tattoo, you are not allowed because of gang association.
Tonight I’ll still be posting as a khhv because she wasn’t there but by tomorrow night I wouldn’t be. THIS IS IT!>>217548640Never as far as I can remember.>>217560420WAGMI MY NGGA MENGERTI
>>217561242if you don't get imprisoned for having a tattoo, try get one on your bicep or something. that area is kinda safe because if you wear a suit it's not gonna be visible. so you can still get a formal job and stuff
>>217560937You had a chance to rage quit this world and you’re sad?
>>217561471then you go to prison for avoiding the draft like that.>>217561564Does that look like a sad frog to you? I finally get a chance to shoot a gun and fuck off from corporate shit for a while.
just bee urself
>>217561595Would you be able to sleep after killing someone? I can’t even sleep if I know someone is mad at me because I did something wrong
I just wish I could kiss someone before I die. No, not my sister.
>>217561595well then that's unfair. maybe your last hope is take the russia pill (move to any neighboring countries)
weirdo
Well fuck
>>217561699You get used to it after a while.>>217561745too expensive and troublesome. I think I just go into cybersecurity/drone department since I am already a computer guy.
I just want to hug herIs it too much to ask
>>217561899I’m basically a killer too if you think about it. Fapping kills sperm and sperm are basically incomplete babies.
>>217562118Most importantly it kills your productivity
>>217560937It's a good thing our government is too incompetent to have any sort of draft because nobody wants to feed thousands of mouths.
we kill something everyday. even as simple as eating, always kill something to live. yes, even if you're vegan, you're still killing plants. we always do sins one way or another. the only way to be free from sin so to be dead. living itself is a sin, but don't get it wrong. we live so that we can give something in return for what we've taken. that's what makes it meaningful, in a way.
>>217562086I’ve been imagining how I’ll kiss my future gf in my car. I even practiced for it.
>>217562086In this economy?yes
Just learned we had a tornado today in Jakarta. We are so fucked. Ya allah kenapa saya wni?
MY PISS SHALL GUSH LIKE NIAGRA FALLS PISS IS STORED IN THE BALLSPISS PISS PISS PISS! PISS PISS PISS PISS! PISS PISS PISS PISS! PISS PISS PISS PISS! PISS PISS PISS PISS! PISS PISS PISS PISS! PISS PISS PISS PISS! PISS PISS PISS PISS! PISS PISS PISS PISS! PISS PISS PISS PISS! MY PISS SHALL GUSH LIKE NIAGRA FALLS PISS IS STORED IN THE BALLS
my current life goals>get masters degree>get better job>move to singapore
>>217562743what about getting a wife?
BRING ME YA BA PILL
>>217562806after all of those. this country is not a good place to raise children anyway.
>>217562743Mimpi terus.
>>217562852say that again without crying, bootlicker.
Why did they choose the college graduate applicant for a fast food crew job instead of me? I arrived early and was more confident than him
just watched "tabing ilog" on jeepney tv.miss early 2000s teen romance kinos.
>>217563093for me its mayor atienza
Jericho rosales is so hot.
>>217563044They sensed your power level. Shouldn’t have used 4chan too much.
It's so hard to invest in stocks here because of how bearish the market is. This fucking sucks
https://youtu.be/0QwJtBBOR2k
meoww
>>217563214Should have invested in yourself and #kaburajadulu.
Should I order padang or kfc for tonorrow bros
>>217563530Get yourself a gf.
>>217556872you should worry more about the microplastics in our water
https://imdb.com/title/tt0466869/watching this 80s erotic kino
https://youtu.be/7BwdXANxfpUStill the best Christmas song. I miss my mother.
>>217563530Kfc quality went down a lot. At least at the usual locations I go to. I suggest to try something new. We have limited time on this earth.You can filter for restaurants with 50% coupon on shopee food. At least on my account. A lot of shady restaurants, but a lot of decent ones too.
>>217563239umhi
>>217563629FATTY!
>>217562727Wtf, sauce?
>>217563611looks like it's still on
>>217563666Google “puting beliung ancol”.Sumatera has typhoons. Jakarta has tornadoes. Azab kah?
>>217563560I triedI failed
For me, it’s MLP-003, decensored version.
>>217563629I'm craving the original recipe.Other joints only do the crispy chicken I'm bored of them.
umak kau 膣屄
>>217563717nah ut's just equator moment
>>217563666wtf that dubsputangina
>>217563239>>217563635
For me it's risoles
>>217564036Neegga wat?
in a droptop ride with you i feel like scarfacelike that white bitch with the bob you be my main one
>>217564320Fake christians like >>217564036 believe in this numerology mysticism toward the number 666.
I'd rather be a fake christian or any religion than an actual pisslam follower, the religion of piss
>>217550609Bro that is a cockatiel. Based
>>217563239>>217563635>>217564038meow
Looks like Ninja Van is bringing my new radio. That's a name I haven't seen in awhile.
>>217564711>mang kanorhe doesnt know
>>217565031
Brown girls are the best
sex with men is good
Bini Sheena and Bini Maloibest bodies in the group
done cooming time to sleep
>>217565118at least it's not flash express
so do other asean countries have their own version of vivamax?
Is it possible to have savings when the average take home salary in the Philippines is 7500 per month
>>217563717Flips got typhoons 3 times a year AT MINIMUM. Stop being a pussy.
>>217566101Ninja Van used to take 5-7 days to reach my house. Flash Express would be 3-4 days. J&T just 2. Back when Lazada would use Ninja Van every time I stopped ordering from there and switched to Shopee. They lost so much business from me because I hated Ninja Van so much. I think SPX is basically the same as J&T but I have enough trust in J&T at this point that I just choose them every time.
>>217565388
>>217566275Lu goblok atau goblok? Dasar IQ78, kita ngak ada apa2 aja banjir, pohon rubuh, longsor. Apa lagi sekarang tolol, ada taifun ama puting beliung? Ini mah bakal terus2an yang mati banyak. Orang kaya dan pejabat yah tinggal kabur ke Singapur ama Eropa. Sisanya cuma tunggu nasib.
https://youtu.be/x9v3x2K250s
>>217566275more like 20
>>217566372Lu pikir orang filipina kaya?
>>217566356flash express is where the rejects from all the other courier services go
>SPX is basically the same as J&Tbruh shopee xpress literally steal parcels that have phones, shoes and branded items.
Buying a phone online is sign of a low IQ
good luck looking for phones with snapdragons outside then
>>217566431I tried to ship something with them because they have a branch in my town. The people working there were useless. LBC is expensive but at least you can trust them to be professional. I never had issues with stuff from Flash Express actually showing up but their retail standards are crap. I also have a much lower opinion of J&T when it comes to retail than I used to. Before I could just go in, write the address, give them money, and walk out. At some point they started hassling me for receipts for the goods I was shipping. They didn't care that it was used. I just walked out and told them to fuck off basically. More recently they want you to install their app and go through a bunch of crap with it before you can ship something. Just take my money and my package! LBC may cost double but they will at least do business with you in a manner that is acceptable.
>>217566494I have never experienced having anything large stolen by them but I always switch to J&T so my sample size is low.>>217566532I bought my last 3 phones and the laptop I'm typing this on using Shopee. Stacking those vouchers is totally worth it.
go to sleep
>>217566360
>>217566532Online or not, it doesn't matter .The real low IQ sign is buying a secondhand-phone or other /g/ stuff. I know that "getting a non-virgin as your gf" analogy has been debunked, but really though, they really have the same issue. There's a reason why people dumped their used goods afterall.
New bago maybe
I cant go to sleep. I have a call center job
>>217566727I"ll give you an extra 100 pesos if you come work for me, mr. lim
bago/baru>>217566752>>217566752>>217566752
bump it
>>217566721My wife's brother got an incredible deal on a used phone recently. Like 10k for something way better than what I got new for that. I used to buy used flagships because that's what made sense. Now new midrange phones are a better bet because they hold up better. But people who have utang to pay off dumping their phones on FB Marketplace might be something I should look more into.
NOW
masuk/pasok>>217566752>>217566752>>217566752
