*you get teleported to Italy*What now?
>>217541891now sex
>>217541891sex qt italians
>>217541891Try authentic UNESCO world heritage food, and speak in a funny accent
>>217541891I eat an oyster
>>217541891I could technically drive to Italy in two hours. But I never do, cause there's nothing to do there but look at brown people.
*breaks pasta*
>>217541891Cuddles with zesty Italian men.
>>217541891>What now?
>>217541891id start learning arabic as quickly as possible so I could communicate with the locals
debloat Gio and marry her
>>217542640Evil architect be like
>>217541911You'd fit right in
>>217541891Try to teleport back
Acquire Italian gf
>>217541891>gets stabbed, then raped, then stabbed, then robbed by migrants
Write an email to my professor
Nothing really happens
>>217541891Hope I don't get sick from the low quality everything before I return home I associate Italy with elevators from two centuries ago and cockroach infested crumbling buildings
I guess I'd probably slurpa da spaghetti and then take a bite of a da spicy meatball firstThen maybe lean back, relax, andsit on a patio all day not working and drinking two bottles of wine so slowly that I don't really get drunk until after the sun goes down?Idunno, that's the first thing that came to mind. Maybe dancing.
i wish these mexicans would shut the fuck up
>>217541891Connect my phone to the public wi-fi, enter the local whore's catalog and spend my hard earned dollars with them.
>>217541891I'd be fucked because I don't speak Italian. So much so that I almost got arrested there once because of a misunderstanding and the dumb cop couldn't speak English. He gave me a slap on the wrist and that was it but if it was some grumpy guy I could've spent the whole day at a police station
>>217545404Did this happen to you in the police station? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=todRLzjudp8
>>217541891leave ASAP
>>217545684this
>>217541891Get the best breakfast of my life
>>217541891I will go back to Ukraine
>>217545684not this
>>217541891mi scusi
>>217546528why do you want to die
>>217541891I assume I get my ass beat by the "locals"? for being a white American.
>>217545761Brother, of all the great things we have, breakfast isn't one.
>>217546919>cos'è la brioscina della tradizione
>>217546977Quella merda da grande distribuzione surgelata? Wooow!Anche a trovarne di buone, ti vien fame dopo 10 minuti, che colazione di merda è? Picco glicemico, zero nutrienti e proteine per farti arrivare a pranzo, dio CANE.
>>217546919I'm sure it's great
>>217547136non un problema per me, io faccio un pasto al giorno a pranzo e basta. Semplicemente ci infilo il dolce della tradizione se mi fa voglia.Poi concordo che la maggior parte delle paste da bar facciano cagare, sia come qualità che come valore nutrizionale, io mangerò una brioscia una volta all'anno.
order wrong coffee and get kidnapped and get flayed alive by 'ndrangheta.
I eat spaghetti then go to da docks and get killed by the mafia
>>217548118I eat da spaghetti then go to da docks and get killed by da mafia*
do they still have mafia there?
>>217541891Becomes pizzaiolo
>>217541891i love that u keep shiting threats everydayhow much coke u are doing? kek
>>217548226You have 'ndrangheta toronto, they are bigger than ever.
>>217548226yes but it doesn't care about foreigners
Meraviglioso. Posso praticare il mio pessimo italiano con le ragazze italiane.Chissá cosa pensano della mia lingua.
>>217541891reclaim turkey o algo
anyone here is working class or 100% neet?
>>217541891I can't stand more than a month and a half in Italy, pasta, pizza and risotto, Italian cuisine, it's a nightmare for me.
>>217541891can't be worse than turkish womensign me up
>>217549092you know that the vast majority of people eat stuff that they cook at home no? You don't have to eat italian dishes.
>>217541891Se mi trovo a napoli allora mi uccidero
>>217549549Kys
>>217541891uh, nothing?
>>217547136>Picco glicemico, zero nutrienti e proteine per farti arrivare a pranzo
>>217541891I take the ferry back to greece. If I'm gonna live in a shithole I'd rather it be my own shithole
>>217541891find a hot chick who can sing in broken english and start an italo disco band
>>217548372Perfect. If you didn't use AI you already speak better than most.
>>217541959You are teleported on the Gran Sasso's peak
>>217542010>turko-cigany mutt calling people brownstill butthurt because we wanted to throw you in the ovens 80 years ago? lol
>>217541891Tell my mom I can do things myself and stop being lazy and annoying
>>217546698in territory where i live this is rare to die because of war
>>217541891Find a good charcuterie and then becomes his apprentice.
>>217541891ask nearest fratello where the nearest pizza
froci appesi
>>217558344appesi al mio cazzo spero :3
>>217541891Did I at least get teleported back to Rome?
>>217558864wdym back
