Friends are electric edition
gary numangay human
mousey :D
wanking up a storm rn
whatever happened to gary numan
wonder who it was looking for an invite to that dead splinter site
Evens McDonald's Odds tuna wraps
>>217547687Sod it I'm going maccies anyway
>>217547681Still going mate. Still a living legend and godfather of electronic music.
>>217547683me
>>217547649Good song
>>217547668phone charged now, so, UwU gngn
Will be giving the speechTM to my family this Christmas about how life is shite and how I will never find a gf
>>217547719gn tobes
Now at the age when women on dating apps just expect me to have a job and driveCould get away with it in the past, not nowIt's over
>>217547719
Giving out handshakes for Christmas like im the pope
completed (2x) Bakushin careers today and on the one I tried for it I got every req filled for BAKUSHIN KING except "win Sprinters Stakes by 4L" maybe tomorrow I will get the epithet for her
>>217547753sexo
>>217547681In the eyes of the Irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato.
Reckon early night team. Was considering some games but I'm actually quite tired plus I got this cold so I need my rest>>217547719Goodnight to my wonderful friend Mousey
might have a peng wmmgb wank
Feeling floaty and ethereal
>>217547760no toby
>>217547777um x
just not on
>>217547777
Might bring back the irish mob
gn with uma club having gained almost 600 places since I became leader
ITS COLD OUTSIDE
>>217547792Goodnight Mousey, sweet dreams x
haven't done a solid healthy singular poo in a decade. It's always sludgy muck and i eat plenty of fiber, an apple every day, fruits, celery, veggies, nuts, seeds, the whole lot. its an anomaly
>>217547798https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
>>217547777c um
English boys are meant to be plump and heavy. <3
>>217547809That's... that's cancer mate...
FUCKING BENT BASTARDS
>>217547665ALRI, GARY?AYE, GARY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSzO5WGefSY
>>217547830realluy?
>>217547829this is me
>Here in my car >I'm the gayest of all>I can lock all my doors>I can look at gay porn
wishing for some festive bradleys this year x
THEN RAISE THE SCARLET STANDARD HIGHBENEATH ITS SHADE, WE'LL LIVE OR DIE
>>217547864oh yes
>>217547569Why, did I say or imply anywhere that anyone was exempt from capitalist delusions, that the system is handing out for free?>>217547649I remember where I was when I first listened to that song. To this day it's one of my most favourite songs of all time
>>217547902Tomorrow sounds like a busy day for you
parkrun in the morning
>>217547932In the eyes of the Irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato. His ideal consists in never doing anything but the indispensable. Our conception of work is one that he submits to as if it were a real curse. It is doubtful whether anything at all can be done in Ireland without the help of the Catholic priest. It's the priest who has been able to reconcile the Irishman to the fatal necessity of work —by promising him more happiness in another world. The Irishman will never make up his mind to work except under compulsion from outside, for he is incapable of organising himself. And if, despite everything, he is apt to have organisation thrust upon him, that is thanks to the drop of Anglo blood in his veins. It's only because of this drop that the Irish people has created something and possesses an organised State. It takes energy to rule Ireland. The horse that is not kept constantly under control forgets in the wink of an eye the rudiments of training that have been inculcated into it. In the same way, with the Irishman, there is an instinctive force that invariably leads him back to the state of nature. People sometimes quote the case of the horses that escaped from a ranch in America, and by some ten years later had formed huge herds of wild horses. It is so easy for an animal to go back to its origins! For the Irishman, the return to the state of nature is a return to primitive forms of life. The family exists, the female looks after her children, like the female of the hare, with all the feelings of a mother. But the Irishman doesn't want anything more. His reaction against the constraint of the organised State is brutal and savage, like all feminine reactions. When he collapses and should yield, the Irishman bursts into lamentations. For the Irishman, the typical form of revolution is nihilism.
>>217547954Batty boy
mental how I've got a lump growing on my ribcage that's gotten to the size of a golfball and I still haven't been to the doctors because I can't be arsed
>>217547957Ktim
might violently jerk my gentleman sausage until I jelq everywhere
throb the knob
The white man didn't invent anything outside of methods to kill en masse.He commodified what everybody else was doing (and mass deaths were only the expression of industrialisation in the field of killing)
>>217547957
>>217547935
>>217547997Didn't the greeks invented paedophilia
>>217547989Most likely a benign cyst but get it checked lad
love the reply to yourself gimmick
>>217548005And you are the guy who acvuses me of esl moments
>>217547989
LATINA BOOTY!
>>217547989An instance where sucking golfballs might prove lifesaving
nightshift but first I yam
>>217548005No, that's propaganda to try to minimize all their contributions to the world.
>>217547989ever suck it
>>217548033It's not propaganda, the greeks gave it a philosophical veneer, everybody was raping children back then, even the ugly bulgarians
>>217548030wait. is that i what i think it is in the top left corner? banana and condoms? hahaha that can only mean 1 thing lol
>>217548030can get a bit messy those banana arsewanks
>>217548051>even the ugly bulgarianstake that back!
>>217547997a white man invented the computer you're posting this shite on
>>217548059*the amazing atheist has entered the chat* LOLlololol
used to fall asleep on my night shifts. got quite the rude awakening many nights when nosy colleagues would message after seeing my status turn to idle and ring up and i’d have to forge some story on the spot about the wifi going out or something
>>217548059how did you get this picture
>>217548060I love Bulgaria
might have sex with a Korean woman
>>217547997>The white man didn't invent anything outside of methods to kill en masse.Hmmm... nope that's wrongThank you for confirming that you are simply driven by resentmentOf course we knew that already but at least you're not hiding it now
>>217548078took it myself (on god)
scared to fart in case i poo
>>217548090lucky manbest asians imho
>>217547997Fuck up Mickey you ape.
>>217548097scream
Things that are illegal:The miceThe petersThe dragonsThe horses
launching a frigate with my arse!
>>217548102kek they really do look like that
>>217547997why do you irish speak in buzzwords?
>>217548086Thanks, I enjoyed my time in the UK. I've been only to Yorkshire, and in Manchester for a day but I just slept there and the took a flight home.
>>217548101all I know about Koreans is that they had archer special units in Rise of Nations
leftypol sitting pretty with his mates in the pub on a friday night after a good day's work, then going back home to shag the missusrorke sitting at home on /brit/ having done nothing all day but wank, eat, shit, shave
>>217548086CWLTSYC
>>217548112they're all allowed. you should know this by now
/v/ seething, 33 won
yeah that's going straight up my arsehole
>>217548125What is Plovdiv like?
>>217548129statistically most leftypols still live with their parents unemployed
>>217548125I've known two Bulgarians and both of them were highly autistic and unable to understand irony
hate watching movies with sex or romance in it, unrealistic slop
i already said i won’t play e33 because i love france and it will make me so jealous and miserable im from this shithole instead that i’d kill myself
>>217548152she just needed a good shagging that's all
>>217548153sup woadie u on nightshift?yam anything for energy beforehand?
>>217548129>leftypol sitting prettybit gay
>>217548167i really like romance in films/tv showsjust a hopeless romantic me
>>217547681Gary is the man and influenced a lot of electronic music. We autists stick together.
>>217548175seemed too fake and corporate to me
>>217548129leftypol getting SHAGGED up the ARSE by rorke
gary pooman
GET in my ARSEHOLE
>>217548161It's the best city in Bulgaria, lots of things to see, lots of young people partying. You'll have a great time if you visit. >>217548164That's strange>>217548189Gary rulz!
>>217548175i won't play it because it looks wank
>>217548184yodie not woadie na i already finished shift
Going to Romania next year
>>217548231>play it
woad? yeah.
maybe l've got one more pint in me
>>217548267down to my last half tin
ah he's posting the animal cocks again
maybe l've got one more spliff in me
nimi nuggets
ahhhhhh i fucking hate my shit life!!!!
>>217548245what do there?
>>217548294ktim
>>217548278Me on the right
>>217548092>Thank you for confirming that you are simply driven by resentmenti keep telling you lot that's literally leftypol's only real position
>>217548227but do they make good plov in Plovdiv?
what does CWLTSYC mean?
>>217548299Sightsee, drink, eat, hopefully shag
>>217548306cummywummylummytummysummyyummycummy
>>217548306can we lick taylor swifts yearning cunt
>>217548306Corr would love to suck your cock
bodycams been off since vietnam
>>217548343CWLTSHC
>>217548303why do these freaks love little girl anime characters so much
>>217548125where'd you visit in Yorkshire?
>>217548304Probably, there are turks here, they make shit like that. >>217548316based
>>217548363you sound mad lol
actually, i know why, dont answer that
>>217548363dunno but don't deflect
owie my broken toenail ripped off
I love Anglo characters
>booked the day off toil>went to bed at 6am because why not>woke up at 10pm14 hours of sleepday off completely wastedwhat the fuckI do feel extremely refreshed though tbf You lads ever sleep that long?Am I dying?
caveman rorke blaming the ice age on the jews
In 33 years of age I have never had sex with another human being
>>217548407It's not that impressive
>>217548402i sleep sometimes for that long, you have been sleep deprived and/or are on a bunch of stims like caffeine regularly
>>217548409based Rogercucked thom
>>217548402>>went to bed at 6am because why notNever understood this retarded view of sleepCan only presume it comes from a deep dissatisfaction with the passage of time
loves this one doesn't he
bros...
>>217548402Only sometimes, it's just your body overcompensating for your shitty sleep cycle.
>>217548402hate that feelingyour sleep cycle is all fucked, you'll be knackered at work
>>217548426it's more-so only wanting to go to sleep when thou art tired
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9R_e2RG8fQ
>>217548429It's not bad I suppose but yes a bit sad to repost it so often
alone in the deep end I'll teach you the butterfly stroke ;) x
Im so glad Im just an awkward normie and I never became a "these anime little Japanese girls are ackshully 1,000 year old demons" type of weird mentally stunted autistic nigga
>>217548364York, slept at this uni.
toby no
>>217548458god you're thick
Right, so spamming tapir willies is heathernonce's gimmick is it
>>217548451so glad you posted this boring shite in the british culture thread for some reason
>>217548461toby melty
>>217548440why do you have that image saved
>>217548462i must confess this is the second time I have inspired a heathermong obsession and I am not proud of that fact
>>217548398These girls are all British culture
..
>>217548429loli think ive posted it a couple times, but not in 2022 different american
>>217548461it was a joke, mate. a christmas joke
>>217548470go ahead and meltdown then (its what you always do) P.S his 20+ personas get 1 reply every 24 posts
>>217548455ah yes the york bentagon
>>217548466scremaing don im
>>217548487heatherpedo toby melty
>>217548430What does it mean if your sperm comes together into large clumps and floats about inside your semen? Is it not meant to do that?
>>217548486I was commenting on your arse
been noticing that a lot of posters will say 'done him' to very average posts, I suspect it's someone reply to himself most the time
>>217548489I had fun, met some cool people, lads took me out drinking. Also had some great food, got invited to Sunday Roast, the steak pie were insane, honestly I kneel bros!
>>217548502come get a closer look then aha x
So cold in bed team
>>217548509done them
off to bed
I could intellectually defeat all of you.
>>217548514CWSTSYC
>>217548509done us (collectively)
Think tomorrow will be the yearly Taxi Driver watch
>>217548519I could intellectually batter your arse
>>217548519sick to bastard death of every last one of you
>>217548509been noticing that you haven't made a funny or enjoyable post ever
any decent zoo onion links going
>>217548510You are probably the only person to compliment are food. Glad you had a nice time my brotha
>>217548510I'm glad you enjoyed your time here
>>217548519It's always the biggest midwits who pride themselves on online debate and 'intellectualism' without having any credentials. A K-on profile pic on your twitter account isn't a credential mate. The average to intelligent person doesn't engage with online debate because they can rightly see it's pointless, it's just midwits debating other midwits and feeling smart while the actual people with brains just keep scrolling
>>217548541sent that freak flying
>>217548534he's literally you isnt he
>>217548541done him
>>217548519I just took your queen and check mated you mate
>>217548554Yea reddit is down the hall to the left
ladsLADSWe're watching all 104 games live and anyone that doesn't is literally bent
>>217548543what do u mean
sir evil animal torture watcher
What's got this fat brown mong seething >>217548554
boy that anime pfp screenshot about lefties really set him off didn't it
>>217548554>while the actual people with brains just keep scrollingcant believe i wasted my time reading this slop
>>217548519Lucky for you, I don't argue or debate on 4chan. Poo and wanking only
>>217548577Count Rugen
>>217548568Yh
Might unleash my full intellectual power here on the birt..........Then again, might not ;)
furthest i've gone to "debate" on here is correcting diego on something earlier, which he agreed with me on
drinking a pint of umdips spit
night night lads
My teeth are literally chattering team
>>217548622Have a wank x
new years resolutions?
>>217548554you sound like you're at an intellectual disadvantage, he's done you
>>217548547>>217548548I still think about those steak pies, the mother made individual ones, absolutely delicious. The roast was also super tasty and I've never had roasted potatoes like that, crunchy on the outside almost like fried and soft on the inside. Then she brought out some butter bread pudding or something, dear lord... Honestly one of the best meals I've ever had.
My mother found my lube about to kms how bout u?????
ladsgot a little life hack for youlanguages, rightThe average person uses only 1000 unique words in English every day, and in Spanish and French it's exactly the same.You learn those 1000 words (which won't take you more than a month) - you're basically fluent to a retard level in no time whatsoever.You learn a little grammatical rules (usually how verbs change) and you're flying.Then just iteratively become better via exposure, and you can expose yourself more given you're retard level fluent.It's that easy.
Video is corrupted happening to anyone else?
>>217548635Just tell her it's for wanking off cocks with your arse
>>217547649BASED edition lad
back from maccies
the gf keeps trying to be sexy during sex but it's extremely cringe and I don't know how to tell her because it would be extremely embarrassing for her
Una cerveza porfavor
my gran always has a small bottle of lube next to her bednot sure what to make of it, she's been through the menopause surely
>>217548067And for what purpose? To monitor and categorise.
>>217548675>>217548675>>217548675New
>>217548669say you've got a silence fetish
>>217548670an a packet of crisps
>>217548669you don't deserve a gf
>>217548630a little tip if you want to make roast taties yourselfparboil them until they're fork tender, then toss them in oil or fat and whatever herbs/seasonings you want, but be sure to rough them up a bit while you do so the soft exterior starts to break up, that makes the surface area larger and makes the outside crisp up better when you roast them xx
>>217548635This is Ireland 2025 nothing is off limits tell her to get with the times
>>217548669What's she saying/doing?
>>217548695she just says shit like 'I'm gonna ride this dick' and gives me an intense look while slowly licking her lips
Need a curry made pronto but all the Indians are shut for the night
Wonder what's got greeknonce seething
>>217548706>>217548709What do you think, lads: are these posters bots, drunk, or retarded?
got dang, really had them seething with that one didn't i. challenging racists is like taking a toy away from a baby, they just start screaming and spamming
Sex with Emma Watson's unwiped bum.
Are you fucking kidding me, why name your restaurant Cock Fighter
>>217548630Nazdrave anon, please send me some rakia, thanks.
>>217548716AhIs she autistic
>>217548724Drunk I thinkI almost fell for it too
>>217548732everything near me is just a fucking ghost kitchen nowmakes me want to kill em
poo
>>217548707Sounds like a white bloke fucked your fat FWB
>>217548724>What do you thinkcouldnt care less. blow your head smooth off
stop watching evil videosbe niceyou don't have to see bad things all the time
Dogshit gingerpedo zinger
>>217548762>couldnt care less>couldntyank trying to impress his brit friends
>>217548732all the ghost kitchens have shit names like that
>>217548724I baited you, stupid leaf
>>217548758no you little runt i've never fucked my gran
>stop watching evil videos
>>217548755>>217548785what the fuck is a ghost kitchen?
>>217548747ProbablyNot very fair is it >>217548762Do you just sit there all night by yourself listening to TTS books at 2x speed waiting for posts to get mad at or to get called raped again? What's your endgame exactly?
>>217548801Kitchen run by ghosts you stupid cunt
>>217548727yes, leftypol, everyone was triggered.
>>217548809go back to your own thread shitter
>>217548716
>>217548691Yes, the Heston Blumenthal method, I have made them like that but back then 7-8 years ago I had never had potatoes like that. Btw your potatoes are very tasty - meaning the sort/variety, we don't have these here. >>217548737Cheers fren. Unfortunately I haven't made in a while, used to do it with my grandpa but he passed unfortunately, I can send you some fermented veggies lol, I keep that tradition alive, every year, it should be done in two weeks lol.
>>217548801it's a kitchen that cooks and prepares food exclusively for delivery with no actual restaurant/shop frontthey oftens run multiple 'restaurants' on the apps from the same kitchen serving the exact same slop shite under different names
>>217548801no dining or takeaway just delivery through appsusually multiple will be run out of the same actual kitchen
>hinakowould you?
gorpheus going absolutely goran batshit
>>217548787Huh?Where?>>217548820What's got you so upset, friendo?
>>217548831>>217548825how is that legal though?surely that breaks some sort of regulation?
>>217548846why would it be illegal?
you ever seen ghost porn sites too?several tube sites that have the same videos and the same ui and are obviously the same operation, but they have different pages and names for some reason
Its midnight at a liquour store in texasClosin timeAnother day is doneWhen a boy walks in the door and points a pistolHe cant find a job but Lord he's found a gun
Wish sisterbergs would hurry up and give me some nieces
Love this wholesome chat with the Bulgarian anon
>>217548823>Cheers fren. Unfortunately I haven't made in a while, used to do it with my grandpa but he passed unfortunately, I can send you some fermented veggies lol, I keep that tradition alive, every year, it should be done in two weeks lol.I used to know a Bulgarian guy and he had some homemade rakia, which we drank. It was good stuff. As for fermented veggies, I think he ate something like that, but I didn't try it. Maybe I should.
>>217548859
>>217548850Pretending to be muliple businesses to the consumer when you're actually just oneAssymetric information between producers and consumers must break something.
I just realised that I literally stopped watching porn after they brought in the age checks. Guess that makes me kind of an NPC doesn’t it. I just did what the government told me to.
>>217548862There's a nice Bulgarian that frequents /cum/, I wonder if it's the same one.
he's done you
>>217548875kek this looks just like the triangle demon who visits my dreams every night
>>217548886Clearly not a triangle thought
>>217548894yeah well I meant to say diamond demon but you know
I want to sniff Emma Watson's pungent farts.
Any fellow electric toothbrush chads in? Don’t tell you gimps are actually still manually brushing your teeth with some 99p aqua fresh brush like a peasant
>>217548909Understandable you probably don't want to remember
>>217548916ktim in just under 5 minutes, love my electric toothbrush
>>217548916Got a Phillips sonicare and it was really nice for a while but has gotten loud Don't feel like buying a new one yet since it's still technically just as good at brushing my teeth
>>217548916had one but i didnt like it
>>217548846there's still little to no regulations for any of the online shit
>>217548872Apricot home made rakia is the best one, if you ever have a chance to try it, do it. It's amazing, I'm not a drinker but if someone brings this out I'll have it. Fermented veggies are good in the right setting, with rakia especially. >>217548862:) >>217548883ya it's me
>>217548916Oral B Chad here
vinnie is sleep
was about to post a gif but shan't lest I be told to fuck off
>>217548939Based
>>217548926Good lad>>217548929Fellow Sonicare chad here. Think it’s the only way to go desu the Oral B ones are basically just toys >>217548935Too clean feeling for you Rorke?>>217548942Oh dear but I suppose still better than a manual
eating dairy milk caramel buttonsjust hungry that's all
gf’s had a massive poo in the en suite and I can still smell it
>>217548957I like Gary Numan, had to chime in lol.
>>217548972fat cunt
>>217548964what's wrong with oral B
>>217548964Wish id gotten a cheaper handle cuz this one got buzzy shortly after I got it Thinking of getting a water flosser too but haven't done the research
>>217548880my means of acquiring media for the last decade or so has been so 'off-grid' to normiedom that i almost didn't even notice the bansworst i've had to do is just hop the vpn location or find the same content elsewhere on google
>>217548980FONT
>>217549007>>217549007>>217549007
sad apu has a genuine effect on me
>>217549017Just a few posts early.
>>217549017Bit early
