dogman eidhision
this is going to be fucking amazing
vinnie is watching u
>>217549038Why is your lighting so harsh
me entering new brit thread
>>217549034This is Rorke’s Glastonbury
>>217549007such a dumb pic
>>217549057fuck you man :(
Got the Gary Numan on
>>217549034All glow niggers
feeling gay and retarded x
>>217549034>Vance
is anyone dere
>>217549034imagine if you will a LEGO air to ground missile
>>217549149hey
>>217549149nigger
he will eat sir keith
watching 'the toxic avenger'
where did gorpheus go?
>>217549163He's not lookin so good
This nigga dont dance but he make moves
>>217549034>In 2025, Stone accused the Navy veteran, former astronaut, and current Arizona Democratic Senator Mark Kelly of treason and called for his execution for questioning Trump's crypto connectionsClown world
>>217549166he's fucking dead okay
new thread new me
>>217549209mad that trump and his people basically do this every other day now
>>217549209Just think, that's the norm in almost every single African countryanyone who dares call out corruption is accused of being a foreign informat or unsufficiently patriotic
>>217549034>Rob Schneider
this is how i found out marge died:/
>>217549264that's the quebec voice actress for MargeThe English version is still aliveShe was in a DeNiro/Robin Williams film called 'Awakenings', played Robin's love interest - quite kino if I dare say so.
>>217549034So they didn't ban Tucker, based. There's gonna be seething.
>>217549034imagine sprinting in there with a claymore sword and just beheading as many people as you can
i am going to sleep in 1.5 hours
thoughts on American barbecue?
>>217549301
>>217549311im sorry allah but just this once i have to go all out.. ill see you in jannah
>>217549301So zero
>>217549310yummers
>>217549328sybau
>Michael Roy Bates, self-styled as Prince Michael of Sealand, is an English businessman and self-published author. He operates a self-proclaimed and unrecognized micronation[1] called the Principality of Sealand, which he inherited from his parents Paddy Roy Bates and Joan Bates.>He has claimed the title "Prince of Sealand" since the death of his father in 2012.[2]absolute madlad
>sybau
I wonder how many /brit/ regulars there are, how many people I've interacted with here and throughout all 4chan. Maybe I had an argument with a person in one thread on one board whilst simultaneously agreeing with that same person somewhere else on a completely different topic.
>>217549209Can't believe Emma Stone would do this
>>217549034very surreal seeing russel brand there
>>217549357He's married to a literal Chinese agent btw
>>2175493936 maybe 7
>>217549237>World Liberty Financial (WLFI) is a decentralized finance protocol developed by its namesake company. It was founded in 2024 by Zachary Folkman, Chase Herro, Zach Witkoff and Trump family members. It is a business venture of the Trump family.[1] According to an analysis by The New Yorker in August 2025, the Trump family had gained $412.5 million from the venture.[11]>$Trump (stylized in all caps) is a meme coin associated with United States president Donald Trump, hosted on the Solana blockchain platform.[1] One billion coins were created; 800 million remain owned by two Trump-owned companies, after 200 million were publicly released in an initial coin offering (ICO) on January 17, 2025. Less than a day later, the aggregate market value of all coins was more than $27 billion, valuing Trump's holdings at more than $20 billionwaheeyyy!!!
>>217549264Not really bothered
>>217549424
Drinking water
>>217549408another victim of the "out-of-work actor credibly accused of sex crimes turns born-again right wing christian" pipelinemany such cases
lenin was right tbqh
>>217549034israelfest 2025 cannot fucking WAIT
Zog took everything from me....
sir Isaac newton
>>217549455>(((lenin))) complaining about the (((rothschild)))-owned paperi sleep
>>217549455no way this wasn't posted with 100% awareness of the ironyit's a cheeky way of saying 'if you've got money and sense you'll buy our gay magazine'
>>217549475woke took it all from me
my dog ate my kidney
https://x.com/munyachawawa/status/1841786182486663358?lang=enhehe
Just join ZOG why not
Dad sent me this but I can’t read a thing he wroteAnyone know what he wrote?
coming out as chinese after the recent allegations
>>217549285Just saw it turns out Oliver Sachs made a bunch of shit up
>>217549506I'm usually good at reading cursive but that's hardcore.
Little Aussie fella wearing thongs
>>217549587ktim
Any of you lads got one of those phones that can fold out into a tablet
>>217549544how could you have watched it in the 20 mins since that postthe film's longer than 20 minsyou're just a fucking liar is what you are
sad witch
>>217549506Kek he is living it up but sounds like a nasty bastard pissing in the cancun bar pools
Been a long time, Comrade
Cant imagine any future where im happy
>>217549656I'm too braindead to plan for the future
just spent 50 quid on femdomwillardberg is pleased!
Would pay good money to eat her poo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MivPd9m5NvIsad maritime explorer
seems like the time of day where people should be asleep but okay
>>217549720Seethe on gingerpedo. I'm going to be here all night.
>>217549720mind your business
In bed
Listening to Ryan Adams
r Ash is in hot shit with that fuentes fellahttps://x.com/NickJFuentes/status/1999665874966552642
>>217549781That kike is completely buck broken
fuck me the council cunts forgot to collect my food waste caddy again today and I'm flying off for my holidays tomorrowwon't be back until mid January that shit will be ROTTEN
>>217549781Bwc correction needed
Ever get when you make sausages and sort of suck one of them off before eating it? As it were a massive bbc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crD9iejuSac
rorke's gf
yanks are crazy
>>217549831no but I sometimes smear dijon mustard over my bfs big willy and suck it off itthere's always some residue left by the time he takes me to brown town and it burns so good
>>217549858moni glow up
>>217549858Mad how we just let foreigners subvert our national politics
Been getting dejavu quite a bit recently
Sir Bryan Ansell
>>217549781>>217549858it's crazy that Piers speaking to him is making a lot of the UK learn who he is for the first timeI'm so terminally online I thought are Nick was common knowledge
>>217549863my brother graduated from Liberty University, where Falwell was president, and apparently his debauchery was an open secret for years, even among the students
Getting dejavu about my shit life because my life has always been fucking shit
Rorke still hasn't come out his room since Charlie Kirk got shot
>>217549781all he did was prove nick's point about empathy to the T
More like deja poo
>>217549890lmao we had a lecturer that used to prey on PhD students all the timehe left undergrads alone though which made him weirdly principled even though the girls were obviously over 18uni was fun
I like Hitler more than I like the Jews
oh rorkeI've got your xmas break planned out xx
Having sex or at least imagining it
gn lads
just killed an hobgoblinit was weak to fire
How did Minecraft get so popular
>>217549934Mods
Uh oh! Stinky!
How would you describe your fashion sense?
>>217549932but consider the opposing opinion:DRAZH KAZAD WAKOO!
sing oak and ash and thorn
>>217549901I was a lecturer and my now wife was a PhD student when we first started dating. She wasn't one of mine, but I was young enought to still get invited to parties organised by postdocs and research students.
>>217549941Yeah?
>>217549781bit of a double standard, i doubt you'd see him kvetching this much over somebody telling her to kill herself
>>217549958There's no way someone smart enough to be a uni lecturer posts on /brit/
>>217549960yea
>>217549901i reckon graduate students are more desperate for favours
>>217549957the judge looked o'er his left shoulderand he said fair maid I'm sorryfor my pretty fair maid you come too laidto beg for the life of Geordie
Thinking about rape
>>217549978i'm smart enoughi'm just an underachieving sperg burnout so i never went to uni
Want out the runt cage so fucking bad
I'm a virgin
heard that 90s Brit song on the radio today that goes 'Time takes its toll, but not on the eyes'. He should be ashamed, the first thing to go after 40 is your eyesight.
so fuckiing miserable ladsrattling the runt cage banging on the locks cant get out
>>217550079imagine if she got gangbanged by 7.46 billion people
reading about age of consent laws (NOT A NONCE)>Uk is 16 and I thought there was like some extra law that meant you had to be under 21 or summat, but nah you can be 60 and date a 16 year old as long as you aren't in a position to exploit them like teacher/coach/doctor/etc >France and a lot of Europe is 15 but again surprinslgly that Romeo and Juliet similar age law is not a thing>In Germany it's 14 but this time the caveat is the partner has to be under 21. A 20 year old can shag a 14 year old in Germany and the police will do nothing>In the US - THIS is where those age-gap rules come into play. Several states have the age of consent as 16 or 17 but if you're older by more than 4-5 years, very often the popo clamp down on you. In every single state though, once you're 18 you're up for grabs. interesting stuff.
holy twink death
>>217550142Who's that
me?sat quite comfortably in the runt cage, about to take a runt nap
Had a 13 year old gf when i was 16
>>217550142you can tell he's careful about the alcohol and coke, he probably only does molly and tootsie
>>217550149timothee chalamet
>>217550149Jewish
>>217550142>dumb half-attempted facial hair because he can't grow a real beard>buzzcut that your 45 year old unc would have>NERD glasses>that fucking outfitcan easily retwinkify if he so desired
>>217550155hm
LANCEL, YOU CUR! FETCH ME BREASTPLATE STRETCHAAAAAAH!
Why is there no video games set in lord of the rings
>>217550206didn't know they had game of thrones in Sloveniadidn't know they had TVs in Sloveniadidn't know they had broadband in Sloveniadon't know what Slovenia even is
need gift idea for brotherberggrumpy old cunt£10 max
>>21755021610 quidin cash.paid in monthly installments of a quid from now until next September
>>217550104ktim
>>217550214they're next to italyleast shitty of the balkans, probably because they had an easy out
>>217550214slovenia is the first-world slavic country next to italylots of normaldrones have just found out they exist because they pulled out of eurovision this year
Luka doncic Melania blumf
cake
>>217550237weirdo
>>217550237blimey
>>217550242It's not Friday
>>217550206get the breastplate stretcher before i piss meself !!
>>217550242hello, diegomy literal nemesis
>first-world slavic country
>>217550250fuck off weirdo>>217550256hi who r u
>>217550260outandabouteverysundaymorning
*enters /brit/*
>>217550242just appreciating her x
The lads
>>217550267haha church>>217550274...no get taste
>>217550214I read the novels several years before the series even aired
>>217550279You don't even go to church you just larp on here
balkan niggas be like>i will fight to the death to protect my beautiful homeland
>>217550297Show them respect, one day the show might be on the other foot
es img fimngring my arsehle cos no one else woudlokso yeah stop mcoking me it's not my fault im alsoer
mucky little polyp
>>217550297https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chA5IiTB4wg&list=RDchA5IiTB4wg&start_radio=1
980 5H3 BO6W Q LIQQQ444 980
>>217550297Slovenia is a soft Balkans/Eastern Europe, it features all of what you think it does, but less so, because it used to be in the HRE for a millennium, unlike those other bastards, haha!
WHITE WHALEHOLY GRAIL
>>217550297slovenia is in the alps lad it looks like this
Don me now our gay apparel
>>217550375one in every 3 people here is a Serb though, and they're more like Turks than Europeans, awfully forward people
>>217550385Sounds ESL doesn't it
>>217550348why were you allowed to leave yugoslavia without the serbs trying to genocide you? why was Macedonia also allowed to just leave? >we don't speak serbianneither do Kosovans and look what happened to them
>>217550375and
>>217550348>>217550375sLOVEnia <3
Sry mom I know u h8 2 see me this way :(
The Man Who Raped ZOG
BEING MSGED BY SOMEONE so much better tha em nut bc im a selfish wanker im ignoring it bnye
People in Britain are more celt than I thought
>>217550400>why were you allowed to leave yugoslavia without the serbs trying to genocide you?because of their genius mobilisationhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten-Day_War#Preparations_for_warwe'd do well to take note of that honestly
Really glad to see that the pissheads who can’t handle their booze have taken over for the night
>>217550400because we literally defeated them in 10 days, they used their airforce at first but then a rocket aimed at Ljubljana ended up in Austria, and they called the Pope
Im celt
>>217549034>tussel brandis that guy even american?
Springsteen on to ease the pain x
christmas happy christmas:) happy merry times
>>217549506glasgow in written form
>>217550487nigga it's 13th of December
mental how poo gay poo nigger gay poo peng moo deng poo porn bradley
>>217550457how common are non-whites in slovenia?
Anyone pissed?Always get gay thoughts when I drink ffs
>>217550469Everyone that lives in the anglosphere is american
Oh you thilly thilly boys, you don't want to uthe and abuthe my male hole for your own thexual pleasure. That's just thilly. *gestures limp-wristedly at you*
>>217550496yeah but still :D
>>217550510LOTS of Jeets, Flips here lately, just the last 2 years, but traditonally Slovenes considered Serbs and Bosnians non-white due to their Ottoman history and language and there was much discrimination. But Slovenian zoomers affect a Serbian accent due to tiktok and trap, I guess.
>>217550513..yhbut i don't count
might go to moldova
>>217550553can u stop being bent
>>217550540>LOTS of Jeetsjesusis anywhere safe
>the Slovenia national cricket teamlmao
>>217550563can you stop being brown? thought not xdon't judge a book by its cover is what i say
>>217550580wonder what primoz is thinking there
>>217550598me in the dark blue
>>217550597i'm white you've seen my tummy x
>>217550598Slovenian Jesuit Friderik Baraga made an Indian alphabet in the mid 19th century, can't be arsed what tribe was the recipient
>>217550624well your kissable tummy is not relevant
>>217550635crazy that every thirdie christian is just because they were illiterate backwards savages until the white man arrived and offered to educate themThe christians in India's north east (where they all look chinese) are purely because of Welsh Presbyterians.
>>217550659hehe x no really what made you gay? have you ever tried fanny?
The Welsh built America
normgroid pussy got me acting up
have you tried raping it on and off again?
>>217550665done both, like both but only one is funnycan't think of anything which made me gay, just the way it isjust like why you like tranners so much
>>217550747well i'm a bit gay that's why I like trannies lol
>>217550561I heard they got good wine
I never got my pen license in primary schoolwhen we moved up to the next year the new teacher assumed everyone had one so I just used a pen even though I wasn't qualified
Uncs still got it!
>>217550768I SAID BAHDEEYAH
Uncs got the moves!
>>217550767OH SHUT UPshut up you
>>217550767the mark of an antipodean failure hate to see it
>>217550788SIR, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SHUT THE FUCK THE FUCK UP OR ELSE
Gonna make a cup of poo and then take a tea
/brit/... i'm sending you my love....can you feel it /brit/...
Sex farts with Emma Watson
Blending fruit for a smoothie diminishes it's healthiness cause it just goes straight to your liver
>>217550865but dir. by Chris Columbus
>>217550865what do you mean by farts
what if my soulmate lives in chinawhat then
>>217550956send her a vid of you kowtowing while screaming WANSUI WANSUI probably
Never understood norm McDonald's humour
>>217550956https://voca.ro/18YLwFXHW7if
>>217550955Smelly, gaseous bum emissions.
>>217550865she isn't even that fit.
Who's the new namefag
>>217550992A familiar face ;)
>>217550992dunno but he's on the filter already
>>217550998Oh !
Imagine the world was made up entirely of anglos corr
>>217551014then 'oo'd supply da facking Ngubus to bloody well score a goaaaaal, innit?
aving a whiskyaving a cryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqFnDWdUBi8
>>217551014i often imagine how africa would have been if it was settled by europeans like the americas
>>217551036That'd be cool, in another timeline that would certainly happen to South Africa
>>217551030don`t Cry it Will be ..okay !! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6l4OFPdqkw&list=RDK6l4OFPdqkw&start_radio=1
>>217551072alri mouse
Lord, do not rebuke me in your anger or discipline me in your wrath.Have mercy on me, Lord, for I am faint; heal me, Lord, for my bones are in agony.My soul is in deep anguish. How long, Lord, how long? Turn, Lord, and deliver me; save me because of your unfailing love.Among the dead no one proclaims your name. Who praises you from the grave?I am worn out from my groaning.All night long I flood my bed with weeping and drench my couch with tears.My eyes grow weak with sorrow; they fail because of all my foes.Away from me, all you who do evil, for the Lord has heard my weeping.The Lord has heard my cry for mercy; the Lord accepts my prayer.All my enemies will be overwhelmed with shame and anguish; they will turn back and suddenly be put to shame.
>>217551087gay
Older.Fatter.Balder.
>>217551072just feel like having a one
this french lad was meant to be cool but he has an amazing amount of gay crying frogs
not a gay, just feeling
>>217551137it's ok to feel sadignore all non british flags in this thread, they will try to demoralise you.
>>217551087https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ordhsDeAt60Good man
>>217551159church tomorrow, you WILL be going, right?
Horses have higher IQ than people
I've spent 250 hours play deep rock survivor
>>217551222Is it fun?
>>217551213then why do they need blinders
>>217551230the the perfect game to play while watching something on the other screen and i say that in an unironic way.
>>217551250Nice
>>21755122227 years on, and my fav game is still Unrealnever has there been a romantic, gothic sci-fi fantasy adventure like it sincetho I've played a lot of Paradox games since
can't sleep
>>217551254>never has there been a romantic, gothic sci-fi fantasy adventure like it sincewhat about super mario world: yoshi's island on game boy advance?
>>217551263ktim
>>217551265I'd say Japs can't make that sort of stuff but then they made Bloodborne, that was a gothic masterstroke
'utube shorts filled with even more slop than usual today
>>217551311how old was ethan when his child was born?
arse riding of porkshire
norfolk
good morning lads what a day to be alive
Do femboys just wax their entire bodies? These niggas hairless!
>>217551366
>>217551366hair removal cream for me
mental how deep down i do actually want to kill myself but just find ways to forget about it most of the time
>>217551452right so clearly you dont actually want to do it
bit hung overwill need to go to the shops first thing (before 7am) to avoid the twosaturdaysbeforechristmas hoards
>>217551452ktim
>>217551472show me a man who knows what he wants i'll show you a liar or sex pest
>>217551474market basket is a nightmare in the two weeks before christmas
have a stiff little willy
>>217551452Ktim
hhhhHOLY SIGMAH! BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY!
imagine if christianity never go to europe or america or oceania or polynesia, cor would be a colourful world full of fun and whimsy wouldn't it
>>217551581nah that'd be worse
just jizzed no cap
Our plan to save Ireland, Scotland and Wales?
I'm mixed race (Welsh and Scottish)
i'm feeling so fly like a g6
Morning lads :(
>>217551680yeah i'm SOLID aha x
>>217551680Pakis are socialist because that's the manner we ruled over the raj in
so cold this morning
>>217551682morning :)>>217551698love it
got too drunk at the work christmas do yesterday and fell asleep in the bogreckon the only way I can redeem my honour is with a cheeky 'uicide
>>217551763miring that hairline
6am and can still clearly see the moonbizarre
rorke referring to his piss bottle as a chamber pot
>>217551776Is drinks are on toilberg the only embarrassment is not getting pissed
Haven't even slept
>>217551776wait until the videos turn up in the group chat
FEAR LEADS TO PANICPANIC LEADS TO PAINPAIN LEADS TO ANGERANGER LEADS TO HATE
>>217551879good song
>>217550499>>217550499>>217550499
busy smooching the cat but i need to go to the shops
>>217551917>>217551917the new
