>and for my next trick, I will create incurable male pattern baldness for no reason >just kidding, I will create drugs that kind of cure it but also make your dick stop working, for I am merciful
>I see man is suffering from le heckin loneliness epidemic>to remedy this, I will create a giant fucking bitch that drips with hate at his very existence, forever and everWhat the fuck is His problem?
>>217549622The wages of sin is death.Count yourself blessed the worst death you have experienced is only of hair follicles.
>i'll give this guy a micropenis for no reason whatsoever
>>217549660moids hate women, which is why women are opting out. am i supposed to feel bad?
>>217549994I hate you because you are a giant fucking cunt. You hate men because it's your seething cunt tapeworm nature. Fuck off now I have zero interest in anything you say.
>>217549622This meme is dumb because the only things that seem truly inexplicable are chronic pain and innocent people suffering, everything else can be explained by sin
>>217549622>Alright, I'll answer anon's prayers and reverse his baldness.>*clicks and drags permanently robust, fast-growing hair follicles into his fucking ears*
>>217549622He didn't create the drugs, humans did Don't give him the credit
>>217549622I have been on fin for three years and still jerk off daily. Skill issue.
>>217551134>You sinned and deserve no hair >Oh that? That's Osama bin laden, he has a head full of hair cause he's a better person than you
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>>217549622God is a fag Fuck him
>>217549622>I will create drugs that kind of cure itThat seems like a mean jab to the human beings that actually created those drugs. Even if they're shonky drugs, those people still had to work hard for that.
>>217549622God is coolLove him
>>217551656Where's the lie?
>>217549622He didn't even create the drug, at most you can argue that He created the people who then created the cure for male pattern balding. Why is He like this, always eager to take credit for the achievements of others?
>>217549622God didn't create any other human aside from Adam and Eve. You been boring didn't come from God. God is not out her personally sculpting every living human being lol. It's like the Sims. He created the original people and then let the simulation run for thousands of years while he watched. That's it.
>>217551859>god is just eating popcorn while watching an 8 year old girl get raped by her uncle
>>217551912He also watched the holocaust happen.
>>217551952holy based
Real talk... how close are we to a full on cure for baldness? Like 3 years? I think I got about 3 years before I hit norwood 3.
>>217551952Why He didnt do a thing?
>>217552386about 2 weeks
>>217552414He didn't do anything when the Jews were slaves to the Pharaohs or the Babylonians.
>>217552651He sent various plagues in egypt though
>>217553409...after the jews have been slaves for hundreds of years.
>if god real why bad thing happen to monkey, monkey no like bad thingstfu
>>217553440it takes time to build up mana for 10 subsequent plagues, chud
>>217549622He shows you how not loving yourself and changing yourself at all costs comes with a down side and when you change his perfect creation you'll get it worse and why are you doing this with the christian god but not with the muslim god or indian gods this thread is made by an uber driver.
>217553470>why are you doing this with the christian god but not with the muslim godwe all know he's either occupied with watching muslims breeding their cousins or killing kuffar. he can't think of anything else>or indian godsmeme gods o algo
>>217553470As soon as someone makes an Allah or Hindu version of this meme I'll use it happily
>>217549622God giveth, God taketh o algo
I been on fin for at least 2 years and I still get rock hard all the time and shoot big loadsI'm 32
>>217553470>>217554181People mock islam and hinduism here all the time just fuck off with the victim complex. Do you think people here making fun of the christian god believe in the arab version or some 6 headed cow deity?
