the missus' parents are coming round better get the function keys dusted
my calves are fucking killing me so painful probably cancer or something fr
mental health sub edition
*farts*
>>217554236ktim but my groin
>The great Polish exodus: The arrival of 100,000s of Poles changed the face of Britain, but now they're returning home in droves for a better life in their low-tax, booming homeland. Could there be a more damning indictment of our decline?
>>217554006Whenever I see someone I know is rich and they're suntanned it makes me angry at how much better their life is than mine. It's not just that they get to sunbathe. You know they're sunbathing by a pool, with a beautiful woman bringing them drinks etc.They're not, for example, spending hours helping their 80 year old landlord fix their broken toilet flushing system, watching their bathroom that they hurt their back to get spotless turn into a bomb site in 5 minutes, watching the landlord sit on the toilet seat lid and shatter it, all to find that, after the landlord has gone that the toilet not only doesn't flush, but it now also leaks from the back, soaking the bathroom carpet. And this after they offered to pay £200 towards a plumber to avoid exactly this situation. Yes, bathroom fucking carpet. Cunt put the rent up £50 a month when I asked him to fix the toilet as well.When the bastard comes round today I will be well and truly on the cans. But not before an ice cold shower because the bastard boiler is still fucked as well nearly a week after telling him.
just squeezed out a fart and almost soiled myself. time for a poo and a shower i guess
right get the coffee sucked
>>217554240um /brit/ reliably informed me that skinny jeans were uncool yet here we see a rock star man wearing them so it turns out they are in fact cool and don't make me look like an unc when I wear them
>the britons are the ugliest people i have encountered
Does porn actress become tv reporter in your cunt brit bro ?
>>217554247POLES OUTPAKIS IN
poo smells
I know I’ve been saying it for the past few years but this time the new year is seriously gonna be MY year let’s go
>>217554255been coaxed into a snafu there by that webm
THE MASKPASSED AWAY
>>217554248there's no such thing as a healthy taneven the sexiest tan gives your cells permanent damageremain porcelain like an honourable white man.
>>217554266Big thanks to all the uncs in here who saw this and voted leave still
>>217554248
>>217554261they are uncool, james hetfield hasn't been cool since '89
>>217554261anything can be cool as long as you're fit and handsome
might watch some yellowstone
Ok boomer Bernie dancing girl
>>217554248everybody suffers at some point mate
just reading about "truecels" and "fakecels" How about you just have sex niggas?
mad how tradition has held britain back at its highest levels but the basic traditions are rotted away
its's 09:30, I'm two coffees deep and still cannot shift this hangover poo. Can't move on and enjoy the rest of my day until I get it out of me, it's leaching toxins and such into my bloodstream it needs out
>>217554288it will be different this time
>>217554282Is he the guy that died putting up a flag
>>217554270Ended up getting into a bad argument with gfberg last New Years so anything is an improvement this time
I don't understand how someone can end up like brit bro...
Reform is now the UK's largest party – overtaking Labour which has lost 100,000 members since the general election.Nigel Farage's party boasts 263,631 paid-up members, according to its own 'live counter' on its official website.That puts it ahead of Keir Starmer's Labour, whose internal figures show paid-up membership has fallen below 250,000.
my piss is so yellow. almost brown
Boomers did NOTHING wrong
>Uk full of browns, Pakis and other foreigners>Uk content creators in Japan make hundreds of videos about Japan beeing over crowded by tourists and foreignerswhat is this cognitive dissonance?
>things will be fixed when [new party] get infell for it again award
>>217554331Just can’t help yourself can you? Literally any situation you people will find a way to announce you have a girlfriend. WE GET IT
>>217554348Brit will shutdown 4chan soon.
>>217554348We deserve everything we get. Id leave this shit hole but can't thanks to Brexit.
Annnnnd of course they are all telling him he’s actually really cute and should smile more omds
>>217554372Do you think a lot of female flight attendants cheat on their husbands with male pilots during layovers?
>>217554373>Id leave this shit hole but can't thanks to Brexit.You mean you're too poor to leave
potion seller, i require your most peng scran
>>217554362
Let's have a poll. When someone says "a few days" do they mean?a. 3 daysb. 4 daysc. 5 daysd. 6 dayse. Never
eating breakfast with my youtube video friend
>>217554387looks like a catfishnot the social deception kind either, I mean the actual fish
>>217554387what the fuck is going on with his lips oh my days
Just saw that phenotype in brit ain.
>>217554404When I say it in a work context it means potentially within the week or next week or quite possibly never.
>>217554415>>217554410>>217554387evil pricks. having a cleft lip doesn't mean you should be abused
>>217554403oops didn't mean to post that haha
>>217554392nah, never happens
>>217554387get him a /brit/ invite
woke nonsense
>>217554438well I think it must happen quite a bit
>>217554421why the long face aha
>>217554392>>217554398>>217554410Let's talk for real brit anons. Does your family know about your mental gf ?
top kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLFW7jhB0-Y
>>217554430I agree. I also don’t think you should lie to people by telling them there’s nothing wrong with their appearance and all they need to do is smile more
here's a 20% cocoa solid for you*plop*
SNIFF THAT
>>217554459>blocked in your country on copyright groundsah yes
>>217554428What about a personal context?
choosing my outfit for the work christmas meal x
>>217554502
kind of mental all those old people who were allowed to vote for brexit then just died 6 months later. Feel like that should be illegal
just made a thread like a moron because i have france filtered, if you dont have good standing with me dont make threads ok?
>>217554488its limmy show, dee dee in the kitchen when he talked to the kitchen utensils
>>217554490When I'm talking to my family I'd never be so vague. If I tell them something is being done then they get the exact answer with the exact day / time.Main reason is that in a personal context the only deciding factor is me. In work timescales are often dependent on the actions / inaction of multiple other people so even if I act with the best intentions myself, someone else at work not doing what they should be doing in the correct timescale can fuck things up. All I can do there is give a ballpark estimate based on what 'should' happen.
>>217554510me popping to the offie to get cans
>>217554529happens to the best of us
how do i get rid of a shiny forehead?
>>217554540isn't that what parents are supposed to do, while raising their children
>>217554540nothing wrong with that, women are precious and delicate and need handling with care to remain obedient instead of this dystopian whorish hellscape
>>217554547Alri Homer Simpson
>>217554542absolute sex legs on the left
>>217554540goodgirls should be worshipped
adolescence was actually decent ngl
>>217554547isn't that what parents are supposed to do, while raising their children
>>217554589yeah the sister was fit
>>217554540Why would you let any government institution near your kids after the grooming rape gang shit?
>>217554589watching my security camera footage to find the part where i asked
>>217554540All women are untrustworthy, deceitful, incompetent
>>217554529If you change your current france flag filter to the following one it will preserve France OPs and preserve France posts that link to new threads (e.g you'd see >>217554216 in the old thread but other France posts would be hidden):4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has(.flag-fr):not(:has([href^="/int"])):if(:upward(2).subject:has-text(brit))(for the record I do not filter French posters)
bro loves yapping
>>217554595were so atomised theres no social net where grandparents and other mothers can teach each other how to raise kids properly
whats that thing arnald swazschnigger says? aston la vida?
sir screenshot poster has woken up and will be sharing every dogshit tweet from his evil feed
>>217554635mumsnut
>>217554617thats a virus
been feeding my dog peas and his breath has got a lot better
unleash unimaginable evil upon the earth
Get the elites replaced
sisterberg just came into my room and took my ipad even though our mum said it was my turn to have it and she could have it in the morning.
>>217554654
>>217554684UM x
>>217554700ugly little bloke
got the frasier on again
>no early kick offfuck off then
hi my names humbert my penis fell off when i was a kid and it never grew back im unemployed im 25 and i like games!
>>217554727did the man not kick the ball when you wanted to?
>>217554727
Dick Van Dyke is officially 100 years old.
cutting the brake lines on my disabled nans wheelchair
>>217554729niggas name is HUMBERT
>>217554616not the toilfu, she's lovely and honest and cute
>4.3k commentsspicy
>>217554729Right well your penis hasn't fallen off has it Makes me wonder what else you lied about
>>217554762people laugh in my face because they think im taking the piss when they ask my name >>217554768it did
>>217554720had better be a christmas episode
Amy Schumer
>>217554729hi humbert x
>>217554762scr
YOU CAN’T SEE ME
>>217554786
my time is now
>>217554785
more people have died from the flu this winter than covid at its breakout, why aren't we being put in lockdown and issued mandatory vaccinations?
need an anna de ville gf
what's the plan for today then lads
what's the plan today then lads
>>217554820going to mope about for 18 hours
>>217554797>>217554802
>>217554803???????
>>217554806tick tock vaxxies
>>217554820play some video games, watch some anime and maybe wank if my willy works
>>217554820>>217554821um
Willy Workers White Chocolate Factory
>>217554820playing tft
took my dad to the pictures to cheer his depressed lonely arse up all this nigga did was complain, oh he wants a bigger pop corn, ooooh they dont have the drink he likes, oooh the movie is too scary. ungrateful little gimp, last time i make an effort with him
It's honestly painful how shit my entire life experience with women has been. Some men go through life with constant female attention, and even a lot of men who are objectively uglier and dumber than me have partners.And then there's the likes of me. I have never understood women. Literally my whole life I've had nothing but pain, deceit, ghosting on dating apps, women ignoring me, I reached 29 years of age without having a single fucking kiss or date and had to resort to prostitutes to lose my virginity and now I am almost certainly going to be ghosted by the one I've lost my virginity to because let's be fucking real, there is almost no chance she gets back to me, so I'll have to chase her, and then she'll decide I'm desperate and will block me or just ignore my messages like the Russian one did.Never tell a woman you're a virgin, lads. Even a prostitute.I seriously wish I were a homosexual or asexual. Life would be a lot easier. There's just no fucking point in trying. All I know is that if a war breaks out and I get conscripted, I'm just going to put a bullet in my head straight away.
>>217554820>>217554821spoopy
six sevennnnnn :P
>>217554855He's screaming out for love, warmth and affection
>>217554868posted a mid woman again award
>>217554829lebron backshots
>>217554820>>217554821going to record some guitars and bass and do some laundry and drink some lager
mad how many fir birds we dont even give a second look cos they're robed up
having a mare
Reminder that God knows your heart
>>217554910AI wank
>>217554913and what you ate for dinner last night
and the latest on gibbymoo?
>>217554767Can you blame them? Can probably save up and build a nice home back home away from all the multiculturalism.
coffee time soonmy new phone is being delivered in circa two hours
>>217554913does he know all the folds on my anus too, does he count them. grubby pervert he is
>>217554910AI
>>217554910the fabled burial at sea
>>217554910cant park there mate aha
>>217554934i'm jealous
why bother with AI videos when the world is full of so many real and lovely wonders
if i was there when jesus was getting battered i would have thrown some rocks at him and spat at him and said some curses in jewish
What if we are living in hell right now, repeating the pains of life and death
rorke getting called out in anime
honestly reckon I was born about 200 years too late ladsI am, at heart, a 19th century RomanticI am completely unfit for the modern world
>>217554966baby stumbles upon samsara
>off-licenceComplete nonsense.
>>217554857ok
uhhh im a sad retard read my sad retard blog please
>>217554975we say bottle-o
>>217554975why do you people get upset when we use different words for things
italian bloke at work is so fucking cringe but gets away with it because hes handsome, must be a literal cheat code being a sub 30 mediterranean man in the UK
do supermarkets in england sell alcohol, don't know why 'off-liences' exist when supermarkets sell alcohol for just as cheap if not cheaper
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>217555006in what way is he cringe?
>>217554975Foy
>>217555007*adds that to the long list of things you dont know*
>>217555007because you can walk to the offy on the estate but the supermarkets are usually further
>>217555007yeah, do you not have little convenience store type things in NZ? they're just corner shops that also sell booze
good evening lads
>>217555038*gives you the n word pass*;)
All the cute Mormon girls are married off young so I have no chance. Sad. How do they convince anyone to convert?
>As a result, Ofcom has fined 4chan £20,000.[2] We will also impose a daily penalty of £100 per day, starting from tomorrow, for either 60 days or until 4chan provides us with this information, whichever is soonerwhy would any website pay the fine? if you pay you don't get a reprieve from their censorship efforts.
>>217555036oh a dairy, right yeah we have those but they are more expensive to buy cans at
Fav topping on toast lads?For me? Its Blackberry jam
>>217554997I’ve seen Brits in here call it a bottle shop, which isn’t something we say but at least it makes sense, because that’s what it is. Off-licence doesn’t make sense.
>>217555007you can have two different places that sell the same things
>>217554969um
>>217554972born 200 years too early, mejust want to live for centuries in a pod on mars with robot slaves and a pc with 24gb vram and grand theft auto 6
>>217555048peanut butter and banana
>>217555053it does though
yeah she'd get it
>>217555059if you think thats happening in the future you need to do a bit more education on the state the world is in right now mate
shagged the homemade fleshlight 3 times last night3rd time was the best one desu
>>217555043My uncle converted to Mormonism
>>217555077poorly drawn freak
>>217555059only people living on mars will be the rich
>>217555053i think off-license just means a license to sell alcohol for consumption off premisesas opposed to a pub where they're licensed to sell you pints to drink in the pub
just popped the christmas pork in the slowcooker, should be ready by christmas
Sir BBC Backshots
>>217555045If they had a financial interest in operating in the UK they'd comply. 4chan clearly doesn't so Ofcom are just going through the motions before they tell UK ISPs to prevent access to the site.
kek
renewed my iptv subby
>>217555119Sir Keir, whoop this nigga's ass
no early kick ogfs no fucking early kick off what *starts shadow boxing*
>>217555093people used think cars and air travel would only be for the rich>>217555080ai will fix everything with a plan for eugenic depopulation
got nicked for drinking a can inside the offy
we all watching jake paul v AJ then
>>217555134the ev vs the arse in the wsl
>>217555153nah
I’d eat Emma Watson’s poo.
>>217555007most supermarkets close around 10pm whereas the offies are often open till 2am. Plus they're usually located on high streets near housing so they're convenient to walk to
>>217555158s
>>217555139>ai will fix everything with a plan for eugenic depopulationright, brain washed anon
>>217555167well you cant
i switched to firefox just to avoid this shite
>>217555168>offies are often open till 2amcorrrrr, that sounds based.
we truly live in a nightmare
if you made a super intelligent AI that was going to go rogue and do things to humanity, but it offered to make you loads of money on the stock market if you didnt turn it off, would you betray humanity and let it live?
starting my day off with my last can of stella
>>217555191Who says?
>>217555202imprison all women
>>217555202seen her bumhole
Honestly don't see the point of itWorking 42.5h weeksCan't save. Everything goes on rent and living expensesWork is easy but miserable because I'm not challenged and it's not interestingGot a foid but she's similarly miserable and underemployed. Don't think we'll ever have kidsJust gas me already
got to endure lidltoil, tescotoil and home bargainstoil
>>217555195buy yourself a premium subscription
>>217555202maybe mohammed was right
>>217555198nothing like staggering down the road to the offie in the wee small hours to grab another 4 pack of 'bourgs and make a pass at the bossman's fit daughter while she looks at me with disdain from behind a pink iphone
>>217555232post it
>>217555244>Got a foidFONT
>>217555253
>>217555202love a stiff nipple me
>>217555244
>>217555244get a better job thensolves half your problems
>>217555244>has a job, his own place and a gf>still complainsi hate normoids so much
Phwoar
>>217555284need her to shit in my mouth
too scared to ever kill myself incase my body contorts itself into a gay position
Having poor personal hygiene is not something to boast about. Nor is it newsworthy.
>>217555150skill issue mate get your on-license renewed>>217555198always been 11pm round here afaik but the 24hr sainsburys sells alcohol round the clockdelivers it as wellalchies nightmare to be honest it's like someone waving a drink under my nose 24/7>>217555209can't really trust it either way by the sounds of it but yeah i'll live in a bunkerfuck humanity
>>217555278thanks for uploading this
>>217555288even if it doesn't they'll be able to tell from your gay face
big things going on in yankland
>>217555284her knockers are a national treasure
>>217555209yh, I would ask it to artifically create me a harem of flawless 10/10 girls via genetic engineering and dna splicing
poo poo poo poopoo poo poopoo poopoo
>>217555288imagine hanging yourself and everyone just assumes you died doing a choke wank
>>217555244find a better job then
>>217555288you will piss and shit yourself post morterm
>>217555327bruh america is a war zone
>>217555327what's the common denominator
>>217555341Not if you do a poo and pee beforehand.
>>217555335carraidine'd
>>217555360insane yanks
>>217555284>you will never have sweaty stinky sex with Charlotte while she talks absolute filth to you in welsh
>>217555360americans
corrrr now thats a church
>>217555327mental how peng london is
>>217555357democrat-run cities are because lefties live in a fantasy landi bet republican small town usa is pretty safe
>>217555327rorke still scared to walk from kings cross to euston
>>217555386but red states are also shitholesanyways new AC got announced. thinking of emulating older titles are they any good?
>>217555403thought you meant assassins creed and got excitednot virginous fucking planes
>mental how peng london is
optics booted.HUD online.systems check - optimal.teeth - deployed.tail - wag mode.good morning, masters. i am cyberwolf.
>>217555386how yankified are you fucking hell
>>217555420>thought you meant assassins creed and got excitedbro is still stuck in 2011
>>217555429no you're just an autist
>>217555403>red states are also shitholesare they?even if you take the democrat-run cities out of them?>>217555433extremely yankifiedplan to move there at the first opportunitybut to be fair i didn't bring up america i just joined the conversation
>>217555386vpn off grayson
>Supporters hoping to attend next year's World Cup final face paying thousands of pounds for the cheapest ticket.am i supposed to feel sorry for them or something
>>217555467never heard of grayson and if i could get a vpn to work on here i wouldn't be using a british flagprobably pick one of those rare ones like kiribati
>>217555437scanning user threat level.threat level detected.threat level: minimal.please move along, sir.
i feel bad for every living creature who has to suffer and toil in this grim world
>>217555468you're supposed to feel anger at capitalismunder communism everyone would get a free ticketin fact everyone would get to take a penalty
feel snotty and congested
>>217555491yankeedoodle gimp
>>217555491keir a batty
the dark demon lords are plotting our demise this very moment, but for a time everything will be beautiful and good
>>217555524no, the tickets would go to high ranking party members and their families who would then resell them at exorbitant prices
>>217555531don't like watching these in case something goes pop
>>217555530ktimjust been for a run and was spraying mucus all over the path
>>217555530get the lemsip down you lad
savannah bond wanktoil before the actual toil
>>217555542something that definitely never happens under capitalism
>>217555531Epitome of "italofoid", perfection
generally cba today. could go back to bed
>>217555542noooo you're only supposed to say that after the communism has been tried and failed and you can say it without being shot
wanked to the video of gio scotti doing a cute sneeze
>>217555281And yet I svffer
on the 'craft
rate me
Next up on Question Time; Is it unreasonable to expect Afghans not to rape?
might make a move on the Nigerian bird ive met. Am worried ive misread her body language and it will be extremely awkward
>>217555594no you don't
>>217555577ktim
ordering a replacement sim card and it's like applying for a bloody mortgage
New>>217554467>>217554467>>217554467
>>217555574the news story literally said the tickets are going to anyone who pays what they're worth
>>217555576yeah i'm a fan of them
>>217554240Good band>>217554261Zoomers' opinions are completely irrelevant
>>217555574fifa would go out of business if they did that
>>217555598>girls faces when they see your body
