Gremlin in your house edish
scranning some mac and cheese with some apple juice
Can't enjoy anything atm ladsfeel completely anhedonic
>>217561306winter depression kicking in
*falls down the /cum/ manhole*
Had 2 wanks today and cant stop thinking about fucking fat bitchesSend help
pasta and potatoes soon
its over for Isakekitike has done a number on him
>>217561306ha same. Wonder we should do about it
Once everyone with brown skin is deported I'll be able to afford a house and my boss will give me a pay rise
brushing my teeth with petrol + talcum powder
Off to study
Remember last winter round February getting into a state where I couldn't laugh or smile about anything. Wonder if that'll happen again
>>217561345*sends help in the form of fat bitches*
mate met a girl in blackpool over facebook and wants to move to the UK. He is a neet here and he is certain he can just become a teacher in englel because you dont need a degree over there to teach. His english is dogshit aswell. We all fire him on. He is beyond oblivious
On the diversity training aren't I
>>217561362This, and also the high street will thrive again with lots of independent bakeries and stuff
Mousey's plump cheeks
Experiencing some mild depression
>>217561479CWLTSYC
pavel durov flying his private chopper to my house and ordering me not to click that link
i <3 sucking cock
>>217561344fucking um
>>217561411do you guys need software engineers and will you get rid of the biomass so i can come over?
>>217561479any driving update?
>>217561511Pls join
im going to smack your naughty bottom
shagadelic
why do people keep reposting this i don't get it
>>217561532we need everyone but the taxes are insane and the pay is shit. And its only getting worse in the next 30 years
grinding my bum against the carseat
What's Austin Powers' favourite Dr Who themed passtime?
dangerous day to be a mini pork pie
you're not sentient btw
>>217561618I don't know, what IS Austin Powers' favourite Dr Who themed passtime?
mumberg wants me out of the house, might kill myself and blame her in the note LOOLL
>>217561611oh ok thankswe live in a wef economic zone
Cor I love orange juice lads. I love it. I could drink it all day. Love orange juice.
>>217561669mumberg says she'll always keep me housed no matter what
>>217561657Shag-a-Dalek
>>217561675It will make you defecate ok
>>217561611how much are you earningim on 50k but with taxes its not that muchit sounded like a lot because im used to UK wages which are dogshit
>>217561695brilliant
trans women are women, and the amount of vitriol they receive from the worst men in existence just proves it day after day
>>217561695>>217561618just told this over the headset and a girl laughed
they're coming to take me away aha
>>217561748haha yeah
fucking sex
Where is everyone am I in the wrong thread
I did the Austin Powers voice too, that probably made it funnier
>>217561611mein digga
so fucking done with life
rorke tossing and turning in bed thinking about his sad incel life
bumming a blackie
i might just click a few buttons and get cigs and beer brought to my doorstep
>>217561706I worked it out, I pay 15k tax a year here but it'd be 17k a year in germanyI thought you guys didn't get gypped like we did
>>217561793rorke tossing and turning in your head rent free thinking about nothing because he's not real
Lionel Messi’s tour of India began in chaotic fashion as fans invaded the pitch after he made only a brief appearance while shielded from view by a large entourage.Fans in the Salt Lake stadium in Kolkata threw ripped-up stadium seats onto the pitch while several people climbed a fence around the field and hurled objects after an appearance that lasted just 20 minutes.
>>217561798pawdiepee looks so peng here
drank heavily last night. should I do it again tonight lads???? waheyyyy
Only gone and rubbed my willy red raw haven't I?
>UK Lords propose ban on VPNs for children>Amendment to the Children's Wellbeing and Schools Bill would force VPN providers to age-gate their services
>>217561895no you should get a fucking clue
100% getting a flu vaccine next year, this was genuinely one of the worst weeks i can remember
>>217561895wayheyyyyyy*makes a face that describes the realisation that this cant go on forever, it's unhealthy, yet one is too powerless to stop the behaviour*
>>217561869Ronaldo would have done at least 25 minutes. I know my goat saar
>>217561918We're the only witnesses to your existence so you may as well just end it all
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps
>>217561918-5 years off your life
for me it's vowing to myself to go to the next AA meeting near me when hungover, then not going only to get wasted and do the same thing next week
>>217561836we pay a lot of tax but to be fair you do actually see it going to placesinfrastructure is very good, where I live everythings very safe and clean and high tech and everyones clearly well offbut tbf I live in a richest part of the country, probably a lot grimmer in the east
>>217561937Not a nice thing to say is it, some of us are struggling quite a lot and horrid little lines like that can have a real effect
mo salah coming on lads
How are Scottish women, lads? Are they as hardy as people over here say? My great granny was from Scotland. She fetched a boat ride to NYC in the 1920s. I want to return to my motherland one day because this place is 90% jeeted.
Well that image isn't safe for work now is it
>>217561895Same here, think I will againSomebody stop me
I hate lacedaemonians
don't you realise what this means?
>>217561973sybau germany is a shithole, reminds me of a browner version of singapore
>lang=bn
>Maisie Williams (of Game of Thrones fame)'s latest instagram post is her with her arse out whilst skinny dippingnudity on instagram?why would she do this?comment section is full of arabs yelling at her for being a whore lmao
>>217561976With Mane, Firmino, Coutinho & Salah on the pitch, Liverpool scored every 23 mins.
>>217561994what if i work at xhamster dot com
got some pulled pork to use todaynot sure how to have it
how they getting away with this
>>217562049all good plaYERS
>>217562034bn bndoo doo doo doo doobn bndoo doo doo doo
>>217561970We don't need Rome telling us what to do
>>217562044>>Maisie Williams (of Game of Thrones fame)'s latest instagram post is her with her arse out whilst skinny dippingright and for some reason you've chosen not to attach said image to your post
Absolutely pengers engine this, loads better than the german turbo 3 litres
>>217562073I don't DESIRE to be BANNED my love
>>217562075mogged by plane engines
*Ahhhhh*That first sip
>>217562056Honestly I'm getting bored of having to be nice to reformtards >Oh no you cant call them stupid otherwise theyll do something stupid
>>217562031well that's not very nice is it mate
>>217562044cute bum actually thought it would be shite
Got drunk at the Christmas work do and said racist things as well as telling multiple people I was an incel.
>>217562073it is not very impressive alas
>>217562120it's full of shite that's for sure
>>217562044mental how peng british women are
>>217562113dont care, your average german would eat a baby without the slightest apprehension given a bit of a push
Well, this is my weekend sorted haha
>>217562127>telling multiple people I was an incelhow does one even manage thiscan't imagine how it'd come up in conversation even if i was drunk
>>217562127got banned from mine this year for antics like this last year
>>217562044is this it? not really that lusty
>>217562099coffee equivalent of slop
still find it mental that I have a driving licence. I drove like shit in the test and honestly thought I was too retarded to drive for a long time until I just got too fed up with public transport
>>217562158haha youre an air bender
>>217562175it's people who think they are good drivers who are the dangerous onesa bad driver is at least careful
going to get steaming and watch airplane crash documentaries
I also got so drunk at one point I started talking about trannies can't even remember what I said I hope it wasn't that I wank to them
>>217562197Weed is far better for entertainment enhancement
>>217562127>>217562161screaming
>>217562163no it's a video from quite far away of her walking into the water with no clothes on
>>217562163no you twatshe's literally got her arse out and I SHAN'T be posting it because there was a /tv/ thread with it and it got culled so janny clearly hates female nudity her tits are on there too but it's from extremely far out so you have to zoom in something fierce
just wanna suck on some big tits while stroking myself i would kill for that
>>217562210dont know where to get edibles desu
>>217562209i think that's the only thing you're allowed to say about them these days
>>217562210can't buy weed in tesco
>>217562238you can link to instagram ya mong
having a little McDonalds treat to myself at the midway point of my virgin walk in the rain aren't I?
>>217562240nursing handjob is possibly the most erotic thing a woman can do
>>217562240this is what mums are for lad
>>217562152yeah?
>>217562252yeah these days if you dont say you wank to trans porn you get arrested
>>217562240yeah?
>>217562271good food choice but proper bender drink that
>>217562210I hate being stoned by myself, it feels like enhanced boredom where I can't focus on anything
>>217562271cor get the slop down you lad
>>217562267how are you so lazy?https://www.instagram.com/p/DSLUsMgAC2w/?hl=en&img_index=1just scroll to the right
>>217562175i told my mate i'd never be confident enough to drive a car, and he said yeah i was the same until i started driving and seeing the kind of retards that are on the road
>>217562127Based
Lads how do you get cum stains out of a mattress, I didn't realise it would go through the sheets and onto the mattress itself, landlord is going to flip if she finds thisAlmost a years worth of twice daily wanktoil Really don't want to lose my deposit
>>217562271>double qpmy nigga
mad that beef mince was £3 for years and now all of a sudden it's £5.50
might lock in. might not.
>>217562158Bender alert
>>217562301not even remotely close to what i said
>>217562312I had it with me so thought I might as well instead of paying 3 quid for a large cup of half ice half coke. >>217562318Will do cheers fella>>217562342It really is the thinking man's burger choice.
>>217562352No it isn't, be quiet
>>217562315you need to learn how to ride the dragon, it gets better.first time i got runted I smoked half a joint and didnt feel a thing, dont even understand how thats possible
>>217562271this nigga drinking water if you’re drinking water you might as well be drinking cum
>>217562329For me it was meeting absolute retards and thinking if they could drive surely I canI met a bloke once who was a labourer with no GCSE's who could drive and that irritated the shit out of me
>>217562271bet that cost 40 quid
>>217562341you can get a new mattress for about £100not a great one but it'll be cleancouncil will take away the old one for freebulky item removal
>>217562271>no chipsrunt
is it not strange to you that we've been communicating for literally years and we don't even know each other's names you could be speaking to the same nigga every single day and be none the wiser he's a cunt on Monday and a hilarious bantersaurus on Tuesdaymad
>>217562323ah so that's why i couldn't see it
if computers are the future then how do i get good at computers
>>217562352Yeah even the 20% fat tings are like 3.50, pork mince is cheap but it tastes weird
>>217562341luh hydrogen peroxide
You're a mince
I like to do a big poo
>>217562405so your body's 75% cum then is it?
>>217562274so that's what it's calledshall be spaffing to this right now
>>217562437just ask ai
might play railroad tycoon 2
>>217562405Not the same is it>>217562411Think it was like 12 pounds rounded up. Still robbery.
>>217562437ask chatgpt
if man made god from dust why is there still dust around
how does one get weed off the dark web these days, I haven't tried it in over 10 years
>>217562436what's ebitda
>>217562447rare helpful and normal post
>>217562341Flip the mattress haha
>>217562502impossible to get monero in the uk these days so you can't actually buy it here
>>217562102that's mohammedans you're thinking of
>>217562504earning before interest tax deductions and accounting
>>217562527bosh. job done
i've had diorrhea for a whole week on and off what the fuck is happening
>>217562541lol no
Had a little cry at an Ed Sheeran song earlier when I actually listened to the lyrics x
>>217562468I'm a bit of a nursing handjob patrician, my favourite examples are inARM-027GVG-985OKAE-013
mumparasite knocked over a candle on my desk and got wax all over my keyboardsomeone PLEASE come rape her
>>217562559yeah?I'm a retarded neet anyway
>>217562579how can you watch censored porn
>>217562579what are these codes for?
free chatgpt is actually insanely good for being free
Dare I make the treacherous journey outside to secure some wogslop?
>>217562502you don't even need to go on the dark web any more there's legit sites operating in the wildshan't be spoonfeeding you any more though
>aha whoops, sorry anon i got a big of wax on your keyboard x
i hate passive aggressive people
>>217562102a lot of people are getting sick of having to tolerate your existence so swings and roundabouts
poor dasha has been very ill :(
>>217562580
>>217562599>waaah I can't get off without seeing penis>>217562603JAV codes, call yourself a gooner?
>>217562612telegram groups is it?I'm a unc mate, I need spoonfeeding
>>217562629unsettled by this.
>>217562621Hope she dies x
>>217562621is it the disease that causes your face to start slipping off
reading the torah
>>217562617
>>217562621what is that ? a scar?
haven't had a mcdonalds in about 15 yearsmight have one today
>>217562644>>waaah I can't get off without seeing penisyou can't see vagina either mate
>>217562603you send them to your gp
>>217562563yeah?
>>217562580I'm on my way, remain calm
Got my /brit/ wrapped:15590 bradleys posted0 (you)s accquired1789 hours wasted0 women spoken to this year190 tugs had
>>217562651no I'm talking about regular online shops where you add shit to cart and go to checkout, comes in the post a day later
>>217562691poo screaming
Want to watch a nursing handjob porn but due to The Online Safety Act 2023 I am unable to access such media.
Aldi sell Fritt sweets again
>>217562617cooooor fucking legs
>>217562675the pixels don't exactly leave much to the imagination, you just let your mind fill in the rest
wonder if anyone's ever given ed sheeran a head shearingie. shaved his head with a set of clippers without his consent
ugly ugly woman
>>217562711yeah?
>>217562711how does it feel being the only person on earth too thick to know how a vpn works
>>217562711my penis
>>217562755i had mullvad for a month but it's ran out now and i ain't paying £5 to watch porn
how do I get this form 8 instructions down to 6 instructions
>>217562779protonvpn is free
>>217562811>turn 90 degrees right>turn 90 degrees right>turn 90 degrees right>wank>rub cuminto eyes>poo
i remember a soldier sleeping next to meriding on the metro
>>217562811>learning codingmate just get python open and a program that writes gay porn if your number is even not this year 2 shite
>>217562845no it isn't
>>217562845free version is too slow for streaming
>>217562811don't see how you could but i don't know the rules of the game
going through old photos and my oldest sister was well fit when she was in her 20s
>expert advice on how to remove stains from gallons of cum>normal post
something rotten in my stomachcan feel it bubbling away
Reckon I might be ready to start looking for a gf, but I just don't care for women outside of sex. Wouldn't voluntarily spend my time with one if it weren't for sexual reasons. My guts telling me I should be trying to start a family though.
>>217562811I assume you use jumpmaybe it's:walk forwardswalk forwardsjumpwalk forwardswalk forwardslight
I have come to the conclusion that I quite simply hate women.Aside from their looks, every aspect of their personality, their mentality, their deceptive nature, their uselessness, their lies, everything is utterly infuriating.Honestly mad how much easier life would be if I were asexual.Women have brought me nothing but misery and pain my whole life.
>>217562811>Fly up>Fly horizontal >Land>Poo>Rub poo into eyes
anyone going to the cafe oto christmas fair tomorrow?
>>217562945escort not messaged you back then?
>>217562945They feel much the same way about you I imagine
>>217562945women in this country are just nasty
off to bed
>>217562945>so annoying and retarded that you got bullied off /britfeel/, home of the annoying and retarded
>>217562945you sound like a murderer
>>217562943jump didn't work for some reason but maybe i'm doing it wrong
>>217562996Show us your filipino wife then la
>>217562967So......... this is Rorke.......
>>217562973
>>217562945Try east asian women
>>217562973No. Again, shows how they are liars.
>>217562968nh it's too far for me
hahaspock is literally me
>>217562967>The fuck is this shit
>>217563018gfberg is whiteno brown nips or pussy yuck
>>217562742She’s based tho
>>217562945try blokes
...fellas alri out there?
>>217563043me when bossman forgets to put chili sauce on my kebab ahahahah x
>>217562996It's not just Britain.
>>217563036Attention seeking giga autist
>>217563061sinister aura about this image
>>217563061he was so cool
fingers absolutely STINK of coriander
>>217563061reckon this whole Epstein malarkey is just the neeks fuming because they weren't invited to Big Jeff's sick house parties
>>217563061
>>217563061Epstein hate is so forced
ugh the bleak midwinter.....get steaming one night and the entire next days daylight is forfeit
watching this Simon shawarma documentary about the holocaust. why did they do it?
willy smells like ive had a wank but i havent had a wank
>>217563112same with Diddyif I were some hollywood celeb and I found out that there were mad parties with loads of fit birds being held and nobody invited me I'd be seething too
The room is flooding with poo, do you;a) pull a lever to sodomise sacked tranny, or b) jump in front of the train
>gets utterly infatuated with a whore after he has sex once>spams her with cringey "please respond" messages until she ghosts him>concludes all women are deceptive whoresreckon socially awkward spackers have been going through this exact pipeline for centuries
>>217563059Honestly I wish I were gay. But I am not.I am sexually attracted to women.
>>217563174do a backflip and wank my microcock and scream like a monkey
>>217563061he's tucked in x
>>217563130>>217563113>>217563112>>217563095>>217563095he was polish, makes sense he was so cool and then killed for being innocent
scranning 'dines on toast
>>217563141>Simon shawarmadon't really rate him, niall ferguson, david starkey etc.most british historians are shitandrew roberts wrote a decent book on napoleon though
>>217563178
I like my women the same way I like my pizza with a little sausage
>>217563178>spams her with cringey "please respond" messages until she ghosts himI have not done that.Genuinely love how you take the side of women here.
>>217563249fucking screaming
>>217563222poland is truly the christ of nations, and epstein is truly the christ of men
love reading the r/cripplingalcoholism subreddit to gain a glimpse into my future
>>217563287*drives all three of them to the nearest swineherd*
>>217563287A treadmill to put her onmiss piggy
>>217563287i dong want
>>217563277>Genuinely love how you take the side of women here.You've been spamming two threads at once with the same annoying shite for weeks, of course people aren't going to "take your side" you stupid cunt
I like women the way I like my libraries. quiet
eppstein files have been utterly dispapointing oh no guy is pictursed with women what a criem
>>217563277kill yourself
>>217563362corring and phwoaaring
>>217563356yeah?
Prank calling childline
>>217563287fully exposed, and I am in that belly too
>>217563356stay strong magapedes
Computer, run a simulation of a fight to the death between escortlad, sacked tranny, mousenonce and belgfreak, then post the results to the pentagon.Engage.
Based escorts using intuition to get the ick from that vile little creature of a "man"
>>217563362Simply adore nerdy girls
>>217563433Almost chuckled at this then I saw the flag and realised you were being serious.
post the pengest slag
>>217563362yum
>>217563356Those are girls, not women
>>217563462i don't post selfies on 4chan
>>217563474Why is the logo backwqrds
just went for a diarea shitbit of impacted old poo at the start acting like a bungthen the rest of it came flooding outwhat a fucking disgrace
he really hade it all
bit of gore for the boys
>>217563549*kisses it better*
>>217563533do you think she was a cuckqueanreckon she got off on watching him smash bimbos
what happened here
>>217563452Be sure to update me every time you almost chuckle at a post. Looking forward to hearing it.
>>217563599pussy inspection
>>217563599rape and torture
>>217563599THE Procedure
>>217563599dental care for newly arrived small boat cronem (before being launched to the gherkin metropolis)
the island looked kino ngl
>>217561256>>217561256>>217561256
freaky ahh nigga
why are all the epstein images so liminal
>>217563713New
>>217563701looks shite actuallymaybe if they got some decent carpets in to tie the chairs to the bookcases
>>217563741cucked by brip
>>217563701a lot of it is a bit rundown and ugly for a billionairehard to decorate and maintain an island i suppose
>>217563584she had lesbian sex didn't she
