acid drops edish
Escort-twat just needs to take half a viagra, have a few shots for the nerves and just fuck a brass already, its not rocket science.
horse subedish
>>217567369I did fuck two. My issue is being ghosted by the one who took my virginity.
Uncle Ben's egg fried rice for tea
why arent there any school girl escorts
I maintain a basic level of hygiene and I expect the same of my clients
>>217568830is that code for your uncle diddling you
>>217568826she's not ghosting you, she's probably just got other stuff going onhowever she WILL definitely ghost you if you freak out on her
*enters the thread*
>>217567094sheffield mentioned
>>217568840basic bitchamarite
me when the bus driver turns too quickly
little princess
>>217568853Stop getting my hopes up lad.
>>217568888fuck off ruthmong
>>217568881:---3
Have to wake up early just to call in sick to toil
>>217568888neurotic self-sabotaging freak
i've gone bomacraffane
>>217568930Not your fucking blog mate
Right, I'll get dressed, fuck SAKE
>kissing a brasswtf
>>217568924They're gonna sack you
Photo of last trip with family
>>217568930fuck off you fat ugly cunt
it's spam at this point
>>217568971>Two sick days in over 6 monthsYeah mate of course they are. Clown.
>>217568974>>>/int/cum/
>>217568826You know its simply a job for her right?, thats the reason your paying for her service rather than in a normal setting
>>217568974lmao
>>217568885also 20T for all the wealth stolen by bloody english benchod
>>217568930nigga thats next month
You can tell it’s heatherpaedo because he has the same compulsive need to spam it in every fucking thread
>>217569013women will tell you to just shower bro then date guys who don't wash their arse
alri
>>217569003Yes, I get that. So why doesn't she respond to me as a client?>>217569020Yeah, again, but the issue is her "few days" shite.3, fine. 4 ok. 5? That's saying something.
>>217568930screenshots with the names blurred or it didnt happen
>>217569010you joke but we are owed money
>>217569048greetings
>>217569065>5? That's saying something.no it isn't
I fucking hate plusnet. Useless bastards.
>>217569093what've they done now
fuck my useless idiot incel chud freak life man
>>2175690875 days is more than "a few".She doesn't even have that many clients ffs.
>>217569104Pushed over my recycling bin, exposing my shame to the entire bloody street
just bet on arsenal to win 7-0
jannies will delete clothed schoolgirls but let this /britfeel/ freak spam every single thread with his sad shiteand they wonder why people are using the botnet
>>217569071Big fan me
>>217569121i genuinely hope you get in a car accident and get completely mangled and your mum has to turn your life support off
>>217569065you probably weirded her out, use a different number to text her and try see her again, she will most likely tell you if she had issues seeing you the first time.
let's get the "facts" straight- not going to meet her until a month from now- told her "no rush" when she said she'd get back in "a few days"- having a meltdown because it's been one extra day with no responsefucking neurotic freak
weird how whores have the audacity to complain about other people being grim
>>217569151kys paedo scum
>>217569013these bitches shag for money and expect the guy to provide more than the money LOL
just bet on sunderland to win 9-0
been feeling like this lately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipz9NTF3WYI
>Unredacted Trump photos from Epstein files dump reveal glamorous group of adult models: ‘He was very gentlemanly’https://x.com/nypost/status/1999624251817497061We'll get him next time...
doing an awful poo. truly awful.
>>217569148wow those briish school girls are really next level
>>217569198put it back until it learns to behave
>>217569172Pedo*
>>217569195woke hoax shite or something idk
Boudica knelt before Procurator Catus Decianus in the dimly lit hall of the Iceni royal house, her proud shoulders trembling not from fear, but from a secret hunger she could no longer deny. The Roman's cold eyes fixed on her as his soldiers dragged her two young daughters forward."No... please," Boudica whispered, her voice breaking with desperate need. "Not them. Take me instead. Punish me. Flog me yourself, my lord. I... I want it."Decianus raised an eyebrow, a cruel smile curling his lips. "The savage queen begs? How pathetic."She crawled closer, pressing her forehead to his boots. "Yes... call me that. Call me your worthless British whore. Degrade me. I deserve it for defying Rome."He laughed, low and mocking. "Look at you, Boudica—once a warrior, now groveling like a common slave slut. Strip her."The centurions tore away her tunic, exposing her scarred, powerful body. Boudica gasped, but her eyes burned with dark excitement as Decianus took the whip."Please," she begged, arching her back toward him. "Flog me hard. Make me scream your name. But... but not my daughters. And not... not in the ass. It's too big—your cock is too big for that. Take my cunt instead if you must, but whip me first.""You filthy barbarian bitch," Decianus snarled, bringing the lash down across her back. She cried out in ecstasy, pushing back for more."Yes! Harder, master! I'm nothing but your degraded toy!" Boudica moaned, lost in the stinging pleasure as the whip cracked again and again, her body writhing in shameless surrender.
>>217569195mad how he won two elections and only now that it can't do anything to him it comes out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlfRP2jzwVw
>>217569172sybau
>>217569165you forgot>never happened
>>217569159I saw her twice. >>217569167Thank you lad. I have been going mad arguing with people on here taking her side.
>>217569000you're fucked
>>217569238there is no "it" thoughif there were anything in those files that made him look bad they would've released it much sooner
>>217569212it won't be told. it's utterly vile.
>>217569238wouldn't have made any difference. he could rape a child and get away with it
>>217569158ROARING
Just had a carton of Waitrose orange juice team
bathroom smells like a compost heap after my brothers been in there
>>217569104ill cut a long backstory prior to todaymy internet stopped working again 3 hours agospent half an hour on the phone trying to get sortednow I have to wait until Wednesday when one of their engineers might or might turn upno internet till thenmeaning my telly doesnt workim having to use my phone hotspot for my laptop to post here and i dont have unlimited data because i use my home wifi most of the timeso i cant stream anything on my laptop eitherand im only eligible for £9.95 from them as compensation for a product they are failing to supply and consistent issues that have been going on ages and keeps getting worse
>>217569252see >>217569158
>>217569252he was talking about those screenshots, not you fucking RETARD
>>217569252yawn change the channel marge!
>>217569140fuck off you stupid cunt
>>217569283yeah?
We here at /brit/ are firmly and wholly on the side of the escort. Simple as.
>>217569288Yeah nice one lad, take the side of a whore over a /brit/ lad.
>>217569284>im having to use my phone hotspot for my laptop to post here and i dont have unlimited data bThat's how I'm living for +2 years. You get used to it.
>>217569347we dosee >>217569347you pathetic twat
>>217569347see >>217569158
people on bennies shouldn't be allowed in waitrose or M&Sthey should survive on farmfoods slop only
>>217569347You're not a /brit/ lad you're a /britfeel/ reject
>>217568815post body >>217568881post body. also, thanks
>>217569347i despise at least half of the people here
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=5475883just not on is itlook at the size of it
who listens to that fred again shite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmum-eT4hzM
Imagine how much of an absolute beta simp you have to be to defend prostitutes on 4chan lol
>>217569262associating with epstein at all post 2008 is bad enough>>217569267it might have done some damage in 2015 but instead they were trying to get him on calling rosie o'donnell a fat pig
>>217569417how come i can see the pictures again? i thought sir keir banned those
>>217569383leftypol mate... this ain't it chief
>>217569432not nearly as tragic as getting ghosted by one
>>217569417built for my 4.7"x4.2" penis-like appendage
>>217569432prostitutes are human too, no?
>>217569460She is a cunt for hire She has no dignity
>>217569417couldn't get my cock through that arse
>>217569420killers in the jungle
neighbours put a Christmas card through my mailbox yesterday.feels a bit early, but then again I've always lived in shitty flats where people never did this at all.when are you actually supposed to do it?
>>217569477dignity enough to not respond to you
Watching Heat ft Robert De Niro and Al Pacino
>>217569477More than you, apparently.
this is the 19 yr old btw
>>217569417imagine it on your face
>can't make a proper baner cymrunuke that faggot city
>>217569475Not reallyWhen you take 100s of dicks for pay, you have no humanityUseless cunts who cannot hold down real jobs
>>217569477and you are below herlmao
>>217569505would if she does anal
the escort he saw was 15 years old fyihe's a dirty nonce
Can’t wait for this years ladbaby Christmas song
moxie feels pretyt good on bakushin (noting that you get +1 hint level near the end of the game sometimes), for early races. thats becase bakushin has moxie
>>217569505that room is so grim
>>217569505would give her all 5 inches
>>217569505whats she dressed as again?
rorke and leftypol fighting at the battle of kievrorke fighting for russia leftypol fighting for ukraine
>>217569509holy soul
>>217569516what if it was a guy shagging 100 women a day
>>217569509i hate w*men
the "/brit/ lad" is spamming the threads incessantly and the prostitutes aren't so yes i am on their side
then phoar impossible, unfourunately
>>217569558whats the issue. 19 is legal
>>217569496>>217569501I can assure you I am far better looking and more hygienic than the vast majority of men she will see.If she doesn't want my money, then can fucking rot and off herself like Sylvia Plath (who she said she likes).
>>217569505What's going on with her belly?
>>217569594why did you deliberately seek out a 15 year old prostitute mate? and if you didn't know, why did you go back after the first time when she told you her age?
>>217569557>leftypol fightinglolif by fighting you mean moderating a discord or reddit sub, sure lmao
>>217568930>That's great, thanks [her name]. No rush, really appreciate it.expect her to message you in January if at all
>>217569509>dragonshould of been a sheep anyway
>>217569383>26 year old can't even imagine what he could have in common with a 19 year oldno idea what is meant when people say this or why it's meant to be bad
mad how a cup of tea always makes me feel better
250 an hour >>217569543>>217569550>>217569552>>217569527she does
15 year old escorts?where lol
>>217569620dire gimmick
Bane?
>>217569557me, a gigarorke, driving a truck packed with c4 to cheltenham instead
>>217569594she's on her jollies (funded by you) while she doesn't even think about youmeanwhile you make hundreds of posts about wanting to kill yourself because she ghosted youif anything you're more like sylvia plath than her
This film (Heat) is shit
>>217569652me neither. i'm 32 and i'd say i haven't changed that much in the last decade or so. just got more miserable, depressed and ugly
got a big wank fromthe missus
Carly Rae Jepsen stuns in front of river or whatever
>>217569678it is shit
>>217569644original banter hilarious
Carly Rae Jepsen GLOWING after i set her on fire
>>217569652its usually older women coping that men their age dont want crusty used up flapsonly thing that mattets is if theyreboth consenting and 16+
>>217569664She looks quite normal
>>217569594>then can fucking rot and off herself like Sylvia Plath (who she said she likes).you should tell her this mate, reallyit would:-give closure-let her know what she's worth-not keep you worried about whether she'll be respondingthen you can move on
i'm a virgin at 37 and i have no plans to see an escort. i'll die this way.
legalise heroin
>>217569693river of cum
>>217569741maybe you ought to try to have sex?
doing a little cooking
>>217569738I am tempted but that would likely get me on a prostitute blacklist
carly rae jepson to not release a single piece of music anyone cares about for 15 years running
>>217569594Sylvia Plath is a massive red flag
>>217569741Come on unc you must want to feel an arse
wonder if all the drinking and smoking is why my face is so wrinkly at 30
>>217569741how can I fix me life to not end like you?28 years young here
>>217569741sex at that age is pointless anyway
quorn chicken pieces have improved significantly over the years
>>217569781maybe as someone who has had sex
>>217569741what hobbies do you have
>>217569664rather expensive desu
post some hot british slags
>>217569766EMOTION came out in 2015 though?
rorkes gf
clean shaven, suit on, hair slicked back, ready to fuck my sex arse
nth for the holodem
>>217569780nope, i'm 30 too and i look youngi suppose it's your inferior genetics lad
>>217569790you should kill yourself by the way
>>217569505how much cost this whore?
>>217569763that hasn't stopped me lol, and there are tons of whores out there. it won't be the end of the world. you can't spend your life hung up on a single woman like that. it's a good way to move on.
>>217569818yeah but do you drink and smoke
>>217569803this gave me the giggles
>>217569824450 plus tip and VAT
>>217569781be part of a large social group
>>217569799your honour this is outrageous the defendant is just making stuff up now
Youtube recs are shit atm Need a TV show that requires no effort to watch
>>217569741based
>>217569664>250 an houryou can buy a woman for that money in the third world
>>217569754think it's water
my name is donal o'connell
>>217569824>>217569664
>>217569831yeah a lot, sorry forgot to mention that
>>217569819they taste a lot better but aren't as good as the swedish meatballs
>>217569781how can you be a virgin in brazil mateif i were in brazil id be dickdeep 247
killing myself so i can be reborn as carly rae jepsen's unborn baby
>>217569859Just say you’re poor lil bro
>>217569888you should find out where she is and tell her that in person
https://youtu.be/nrYOJX6XGuA?si=2yqLTFT4pRj-l3s2&t=1407
>>217569741I don't blame you lad.It isn't worth it. I thought prostitutes would be easy.>>217569768Yeah, I know. My eyebrows rose a bit when she said Plath's name. Mental cunt with depression.I mentioned Ted Hughes and she seemed cool on him which is funny. She also said she liked contemporary feminist art. And yet there she is, selling her cunt for £200 per hour! I swear to fucking god I am not making this up. I lost my virginity to a feminist prostitute.
250quid an hour to put your dick in a used up holeno thanks matethats like 25 bottles of wibee or 5g of sniff
>>217569863alri donny
>>217569893post wrist
>>217569818
women should be legally required to shag me
>>217569908hiya
>>217569875I blame God, video games and my older sis/cousins for not abusing me as a teen.
Enjoying the escortlad gimmick.
>>217569362My data will run out long before I get used to it.
>>217569913From what angle
>>217569939do you ever walk down the road and look at all those fat asses and be like, dayum son let me get at that? Brazilian women are fire
>>217569875he is the brazil equivalent of the freaks that post here ofcthe escortmong of his country
>>217569907just say your poor lil bro
>>217569383Christ almighty leftypol give me a fucking break you look 14 and probably have the brains of a child.
>>217569930he reminds me of that Beaver fellow who used to eat food without swallowing
shocking stuff
the only way to experience real love is being a tranny in the brazilian favelas
The more I think about it, the more I think "off yourself like Sylvia Plath" is a genius insult.
>>217570008really should have shopped it to all brown people mate
I need pussy
Yeah I don't get how people can shag escorts. Id rather the suffering of trying to get a gf desu
cottage pie for dindins
>ishowspeed has never won game awards streamer of the yearwhat the fuck?
>>217569995
>>217570039it's not a documentary
the dream gf right herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P78UQI7cEYo
>>217569930I think this lad might be taking the piss. I've seen him in 3 different countries.
>>217569979Every time I go out I cry because I live in heaven but that heaven doesnt allow me to enjoy it.
>>217569683ironically if you got a 19 year old gf it would fix all that. you would definitely be less miserable and depressed and feeling desired would no doubt help with your self esteem issue which is probably why you feel ugly in the first place.
2026 is going to be a great year for me.
8pm cup of coffeegot some gaming to dobout to fire up path of exile 2 boys
>>217569768>>217569903This is ruthmong talking to himself btw
>>217570053statistically most people who get with an escort regret it and dont go again you have to be a deranged person to actually like them
>>217570089same
Watching The Chase Christmas Special and laughing so much .
>>217570068wth I just caught a feeling
>>217570083Brazilian elliot rodgers kek
>>217570084oh yeah definitely. i'm pretty much permanently stuck in 15 year old manchild mode because i missed out on such a huge part of the male experience. i've noticed that shaggers and gf havers tend to be a lot more chill, comfortable and relaxed. you can see it in the way they carry themselves
>>217570064seen him irl chatting to a group of teenage girls
poo
Eating as I watch Bradders In my mind, we are eating together as friends
>>217570053I am the lad who has been posting for weeks about it and yes, it is hollowNice when they swallow your cum though
>>217570154you are a larper and you're too stupid to realise how obvious it is
imagining the state of britain without immigration and literally trembling with fear and anxiety
>>217569741based, i'm 36 and same
>>217570165maybe those people should fuck off to another country then
getting raped by poo
Oh I forgot it’s Saturday so all the boring cunts are online today
>>217570235rotherham
>>217570164I am not creative enough for LARPing lolHonestly, a prostitute who likes Sylvia Plath sounds odd, but it's the truth
>>217570121damn that is sad. i wish you look with getting a teenage gf and being able to put all that baggage behind you, mate.
>>217570244every single god damn thread>WAHHH you're all such BORING cunts>dire thread>awful thread>horrible posts so farlighten up
>>217570261i'm not even trying. frankly i'm just too old and don't see the point
Can tell it's Heathermong because he always mixes in his weird OCD hygiene fixation into it.
>>217570261and then you realise teenaged girls have more issues and baggage than you dono joke
can tell its Heathermong because its a subhuman talking to itself in a way that only 60 IQ people can
>>217569741Had sex twice in my early 20s, but nothing for the last 13 years.
getting raped in my fat gay ass
mad that
>>217570319ktim but only 12 years
>>217570282you should try again. not that i know how to get girlfriends, ive only had two and basically it happened for me just by dumb luck being in the right place at the right time. but ive recently decided to try again. im 34 in a month and dont want to just give up on the rest of my life.
toby sausage
+2 to my daiwa scarlet play count
>>217570347can't be arsed. if it happens it happens if not then not
>>217570382you want it? yeah I know you do
if i can't emigrate to the USA the plan is to just wither and die
>>217569741>>217570195I respect you lads.Don't bother with an escort.
A couple of lads and I are going speeddating next month. Hopefully it'll be worth it.
>>217570429sounds horrifying
>>217570295Thats true, but also why teenage girls should go for men older than them.
>>217570429bit gay
>>217570429>speeddatingCan't imagine anything more soulless.
>>217569900met her at the VIP meet and greet 3 years agomissed my chance!
Fight me faggotshttps://www.drawbackchess.com/game/cfa88f0227759dfd9a85bd6d0967d59a/black
Heathermong has that retard way of laying out his posts in his conversations (with himself)
>>217570479Virus
>Rossellini stated that he wanted to "tell a story of a child, of an innocent creature which a distorted 'utopian' education induced to commit murder in the belief that he was performing a heroic gesture. But a feeble light of morality is not yet extinguished in him; driven by those small gleams of conscious, confused, he commits suicide."Not good they are trying to humanize the Nazis. They are involved in another genocide as we speak. I hate Germany.
>>217570390has anything ever happened for you without trying? ive never been offered a job without putting in effort. id have never learned to drive or had a car if id waited for a licence and vehicle to turn up at my doorstep. without trying id still be a virgin. sometimes in life it requires effort even when you dont want to or it causes more discomfort than the potential of ever seeing a return on effort.
>>217570429went to one of those dating dinner party things in londonunsurprisingly no girl was itno meperhaps more surprising was i didnt like any of the girlslike yeah a few you'd get plastered and smash but none were even attractive enough to merit putting effort in to get a shag
The prozzie also said she liked Buffy the Vampire Slayer.Another red flag or nah?
I hate Germany too but we are not the same
>>217570514sybau
>>217570510Boomer
finner
>>217570452>>217570455>>217570461>>217570536It's probably my only chance. I'm not in school or uni and there are no single fit women at work.
>>217570534all of those things are straightforward. do a to get b. dating and socialising are basically the same as magic to me
>>217570563>I'm not in school or uni and there are no single fit women at work.ktim
>>217570563most people use those dating aps
never had a migraine in my life think people who say they have them are making them up or being dramatic
might become a goth. a big dick goth daddy
>>217570575This.Getting a driving licence isn't hard but romance/sex are literally impossible.
>>217570563You'd be better off speed skating!
>>217570537the fuck are you on about? lad she sells sex. that is the red flag. not her liking a crap tv show from 25 years ago. by all means pay prostitutes. im very much in favour of paying for sex. but your statement is delusional and bordering on insane. fucking hell lad give your head a wobble.
>>217570605you've never had an intelligent thought in your life but that doesnt mean they dont exist
No you can't do that. 4chan post said it's not sovl.
I’m so broke now
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ozezG1zpxXQ
>>217570608to get cute goth girls?
net zero clunge for me :(
>>217570616yeah it does
these days you need to join a climbing gym, hiking club and ultimate frisbee group just to smell the faintest whiff of pussy
>>217570687the extent to which this general gives a fuck about Coratian posts is about as far as we could throw you
The key to getting women is not caring or trying to get women.t. knower
>>217570614I mean a red flag for her personality
>>217570687those places are all filled with guys who all have the same idea
>>217570575depends on the person. my brother lives in london. he cant drive and doesnt have a car. he cant get a job despite actively trying this entire year and living in the place with more jobs than anywhere else in the country. yet getting women comes easily to him. women for him are obvious.obviously id trade my car and job and whatever else to be naturally good with women. but either way i know that women wont just turn up to the house and ask me to be in a relationship. or at the very least it would require me to spend time on an app getting matches and talking to them before they will come over.
>Corationscorm
>>217570687or walk past you
why are boomers such a selfish generation?if you're ill, stay off public transportnot everyone can lounge about on a triple locked pension
the whatever podcast is pure cancer and anyone who has ever appeared on it deserves to be crucified
>>217570732kys Heathermong
>>217570729he's just lazy. he knows how to get a job and how to learn to drive he just doesn't want to. there's no one to teach me how to deal with women
>>217570737Stop advertising it then
>>217570735Boomers spread illness constantlyThey have absolutely no concern about making others ill, coughing everywhere
>>217570781>>217570781>>217570781
>>217570754Baited for this exact response
>>217570720Ok I’ve literally never cared and I’m a 23 year old khhv anymore amazing advice?
>>217570804You have cared though
>>217570726And I mean that her personality of having sex with strangers for cash payments is the red flag about her personality. Not the crap tv show from 25 years ago she watches that is completely irrelevent. I know you arent this stupid so dont pretend to be. You are seeing her to pay her for sex. The tv shows she likes doesn't mean anything. Pay her for sex, have sex, end of story. If you want to talk about telly with a woman then get a girlfriend, and im not saying ask a prostitute to be your girlfriend before you start getting ideas.
>>217570969kill yourself
