the great american outdoors-edition >>217578112
>>217580292
I'm a sick fuck I like a quick fuck
you don’t have to bounce on it, we can just chill normal style
fuck racism
Fucked a sick bitch now I got a coldBmw broke down on the Eisenhower cause dat shit is old
this is a voodoo thread
>>217580352
>Say she pregnant, let me fuck so I can feed her kid
might grill some meats tomorrow
any freaking goddamn weedsters here
I'm so cool I got a Mexican homie named Korean Mike
>>217580388https://youtube.com/shorts/D-ODlvHg5Q8?si=xkyB_RpTu2paH0hr
>>217580397fun fact: autism has a negligible effect on a woman’s likelihood to reproducein men, autism nearly guarantees that the man will not reproduce
>>217580292She frankly looks repulsive
>>217580468What if the autism guy rapes?
https://youtu.be/YxFCPmBJGww?si=3JnpN1OcB6Vasdak
>>217580468women are expected to be cute, silly, emotional. autism doesn't take away from thatmen are expected to be strong, confident, stable. autism is the polar opposite of that
>>217580421this ent is friggin zooted
autism isn't real
>>217580497it would be very painful
>>217580542explain chris chan and the finnish guy
>>217580558that's just called being a faggot, we don't need a new word for it
>>217580328Fucked that cracker nazi white trash piece of shit
>>217580576Is… Is that bong filled with… Mango juice?
can he get any more based?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hETgbsF5yY8
>>217580558That's just called being a subhuman freak
OMG LOOK AT THIS ASMONGOLOID VIDEO
>>217580558>and the finnish guyWho?
Last night I took too many edibles and I freaked out and my hart was racing very fast and I was hyperventilating and I thought I was gonna die lol. But I am indeed still alive.
Mission impossible is a stupid ass name for a movie because if they were able to accomplish the mission that means it wasn't fucking impossible DUMB
>>217580640he did the video about bubsy 3d
>>217580542it's a blanket term for someone who is neurodivergent enough in enough ways to make them stand outdoes not matter at all that there is no exact criteria for autism, for all intents and purposes it is real
canadian niggas be like"these gummies too spicy"
>>217580666Digits confirm, the gummies were too spicy
How's everyone doing tonight? Only a few days left until Christmas. That's crazy, isn't it?
now spinning: Charlie brown Christmas - Vince guaraldi
I don't have any friends
time flies even when you're not having fun
I quite enjoy a tinned mint or candy
>>217580700same
I look like this
>>217580631>ASMONGOLOID
>>217580691>12 days>a few
You guys dare me to drink the whole bottle
Dare me to drive
>>217580736drink two faggot
>>217580741You have to do it drunk though off the Canadian Club
Oh man that John Cena match what a disaster. THe crowd chanting. Holy shit.
Milk doesn't come in bags in Alberta, I've never seen it
we dont do that in alberta
milk bags you say?
>>217580784Yeah, ive literally never seen that and americans think that's a thing
>>217580794too big
>>217580763what happened
>ummm guys here in Alberta sucking other mens' dicks in a public restroom anonymously isn't gay
>coworkers are talking about sports gambling again
Albertans are based
>>217580828they got any hot tips? I've got a 2 game parlay lined up down the line but I could use some eazy money
>>217580784it's a standard carton or the 4L plastic jug. those are the choices.
>>217580840If you're allowed to gamble, it's because you're a loser. If you ever do well they limit your max bets to $2.
im gonna take a bath if anyone wants to join me
>jew tariffs China again>youtube comments defend the tariffsSince when are totally real people in favor of new taxes?
>>217580850tell that to my winnings, chump
>>217580861Can I bring my toaster?
>>217580861*throws a toaster in the tub*
Alberta is lucky it found oil or it would be a Midwest trash heap
can someone redpill me on Torrance, california? looking to move there
can't imagine what compels a man to read the comments under a Youtube video
>>217580871Does the app show your lifetime spendings/earnings?
>>217580717
>>217580875>>217580878unoriginal joke award
American men would marry mystery meat women abroad when they have beauties like this at home
>>217580861*Gets in shower**Cue titlecard*>Directed by Tommy Salamihttps://youtu.be/X01a4RUeNU4?si=BUGeA3ZfmHpIib_X
>>217580895she looks old
>>217580891He cute
>>217580895are philipinx women really that ugly
>>217580879The GDP per capita of my Midwestern state is actually higher than the GDP per capita of Canada.
Sometimes I eat a skagetti so yummers I get a big boner
>>217580889I read comments under porn
>>217580944fascinating
Comments under porn videos are the hugest turn off lmfao
>>217580886>s*uthern californiaits shit
>>217580966this isn't free robux
If the whos were black they would be called wuts
>>217580936During the oil boom, Alberta was one the highest in US and Canada, now its about 71,639 USD. Ever since Trudeau our gdp capita hasn't kept up and that was a long period
>>217580895She looks like an alienWhy are non-whites so faceblind when it comes to whites?
Play with my ass
>>217580328Kill leftshits
>>217580987Oil wealth is meme. Some countries in Africa with oil wealth suggests that the average person there makes 20 to 30,000 a year which you and I both know isn't true
>>217580971I hear that it's a japenis-american enclave (aka paradise)
Get up on your good foot
>>217580945absurd that people even leave comments on porn videos
>>217581012>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>217580652>it's a blanket term for someone who is neurodivergent enough in enough ways to make them stand outIt's someone who has very rigid thinking and behavior, while also being hyper-sensitive to certain things
>>217581006They're too retarded to make it work
What if I made you into a meat crust right now?
>>217581017>This made me cumOkay??? You want a trophy or what?
>>217581026i'd bust that crust
>>217580886wtf is a torrance californiaborn in this state and have no idea where tf that isand california is only marginally better than canada unless you have a good job lined upgo to a better state
>YT recommends me Martin Shkreli’s official channelWtf
>>217581025Most countries with oil wealth are too retarded to make it work lol. Like Venezuela it's hilarious to me that people try to argue that US sanctions are the reason their government makes no money on oil. Most countries still buy their oil the actual reason they make no money is because despite having more oil than Saudi Arabia the average Venezuelan workforce is to incompetent to put out the same output unironically
i need a set of pajamas, i'm freeeeeezing
this do be a pretty based website design leftoids and woketards seething and coping i like when you scroll down the eagle starts to fly across
>>217581041city in the south bay area of LA. I have 100k USD saved up and just want to live out the rest of my days in a californian suburban paradise
>>217581099If you are Indian please stay the fuck in Canada otherwise please come
Xitter likes to recommend me xeets to deleted posts
>>217580989She's gorgeous. Bet you look inbred
>>217581039Hell yeah respect
>>217581145you're insane
>>217581119I'm a white guy who won the DV lottery and i'm preparing to flee canada, no self-respecting person should live in this barren shithole
get urself a slice before it's all gone
>>217581145Look at her eyes dude she looks like a praying mantis
>>217581099saving 100k is great but if you seriously intend to >live out the rest of my days in a californian suburban paradiseyoure gonna need more than that california is fuarking expensive man rent healthcare utilities electricity money runs out fast heretrust me i fuarking knowget a job and dont kill yourself>>217581098kast kast kast kastim proud of chileans for not electing a communist
Really tired but can't sleep. I hate when this happens
>>217581098
>>217581184iktf
>>217581168I've seen these on travel channel things going to Louisiana. What did they taste like? Cinnamon heavy?
i live in sac and my expenses arerent is 1800groceries is about 150-200restraunts ~100entertainment ~100random shit ~100utilities is 100transit bout 70subscriptions ~100which i guess if you add it all up comes to about 2420 a monthmy healthcare is covered so dont have to worry bout that except for occasional copayment and this is just living alone without a car cause i feel like i dont need one and dont like driving in the first place i mean it's not terrible but it's not cheap if you have a family the costs increase exponentially
https://youtu.be/eDEtFIyKit0?list=PLmcTUon6jSsoPABtlEdo2adzqmL81TbD9&t=59FEEEEEEEEED MYYY EYEEEScan you sow them shut?JEEEEEEEEEEEESUS CHRIIIIIIISTdeny your makerHEEEEEEEEE WHO TRIIIIESwill be wasted
>>217580311top middle would never compromise her genes for an ashy wypipo
>>217581243spend less on candles
>>217580388thats still pretty impressive desu
>>217581243how tf are you spending $70 on transit nigga, just take light rail
>>217580576my legs can't do that for shit in iceskates
>>217581263I guess my liver is fucked but I only drink once a week, I dont understand how it happened
Cummy bros I'm in the tub
>>217580642they towlie only gets a little high makes so much more sense now
>>217581277i take amtrak bout 3x a week plus you still have to buy a ticket when you hop on a bus or the fag comes around to check your ticket on lightrail
I don’t want drugs I just want high fashion
>>217580862maybe you shouldn't've elected a jew
>>217580642Same thing happened to me last month but with a thc drink and I had a full on freak out still scares me even thinking about it
they removed the brazillian payment method from runescape so now i have to pay the ridiculous non local price
>>217581211They vary but they're nice and sweet, kinda doughy like cinnamon bun texture. The flavours vary but cinnamon, nutmeg, and vanilla are kinda the main ones.
>>217581263Only happens if you can't handle your liquor
>>217581325No one cares fag
Love watching videos of ICE agents rounding up trash and beating them to a pulp.
I'm running this 40 dollars so I can get it inThat girl likes to party hard on the weekend, but come Monday she's my broke friendI'ma run this funky 40, so I can get it inThat girl likes to disappear on the weekend, but Monday she be calling againLet me grab my coat (let me grab my coat)I need to find my phone (I need to find my phone)I gotta be there by seven o'clock before she leave it alone (before she leave it aone)I can't miss my chance (I can't miss my chance)Y'all I'm just bein' a man (I'm just bein' a man)I gotta get my 40's worth y'all, before she give it to another manI might give her two 20's (might give her two 20's)Two tens and a dub (two tens and a dub)I might give her eight fives or 40 ones, but I betcha it's gonna all add up
>>217581359can you spare a brother a blanket?
>>217580811Hey that's me.
unironically people kinda sleep on sacramentoif youre gonna live in this state i think this the best placeleast in northern californiadont know wtf is going on in the south might as well be a different state to me people are better here and it's still expensive but not nearly as expensive as on the coast >>217580862morena is literally an anti-neoliberal party you dumb fuckif you wanted neoliberalism you shouldve voted for the pribut you didnt because youre DUMB
>>217581365Link? Most of the videos I've seen are boring just some fags shrieking
>>217580886>>217581099100k ain't enough you're gonna get raped by taxes and bills and everything is stupid expensive, the housing market is very competitive right now homes that were 500k pre-covid are now asking for 800k+. And yeah it's pretty much Japanese and whites in Torrance it's a nice wealthy areaT. lives in the south bay rea
>>217581243Cut out the subscriptions just pirate everything
Yeah...kino inbound
>>217581377You deliver you ubereats on that thing?!
The most annoying people to ever live are on my home
>>217581386nu uh i pay for amazon prime amazon fresh vps language app and few other shitif anything for all the things i get 100 dollars monthly feels cheap
>>217581395>language appWhy not take IRL lessons
>>217581365Love the cell phone videos where the guy recording keeps yelling "Why you arresting him mayne?" a million times
>>217581365I support what they're doing but don't really enjoy those vids, but I never liked those police activity vids either If I want to see a freak show irl, I can just head to my local shartmart
>>217581318>>217581379I didn't vote, and I didn't care about jews before. Lesson learned.
>>217581395amazon is bad for the environment
>>217581389no I'm white.
>>217581381https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BfF7mAJCMWMGenuinely don't know how you guys tolerate living around these beaner cretins. We have jeets here and they're bad in different ways, but the sheer volume of these miserable mexicans who just think everyone should be allowed to walk into the country unfettered is insane. I wanna see ICE Agents get Judge Dredd level authority to just start blastin.
Saw an Amazon fresh store for the first time in real life last week
>>217581379hate me kingslove me beamlove me riverkittieslove me A's(for now)love me republiclove me bridgelove me riverlove me hornetssimple as
i wish i had a little motherfucking little thing i could go crazy with
>>217581365>>217581381>>217581423I like this one lmao >>>/wsg/6050974
>>217581406actually i found out there's a Brazilian cultural center that seems to offer lessonssigned up for the mailing list earlier todaydidnt know such a thing existed but apparently it doesneed to reach at least kinda conversational between now and the summer
>>217581395All that is uselessAmazon prime just encourages people to buy more that's the point of all rewards/loyalty programs. You lose money overall by spending more than you would if you didn't have it>amazon freshJust buy groceries normally >language appPretty much every language learning resource in the world you could ever want is free online
>>217581409HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>217581449Why would you want to speak to Brazilians? Give your head a shake
>>217581462
>>217581457you try making a grocery trip without a carpaying ten extra dollars plus five dollar tip every time even feels cheap>>217581467i will be in the god forsaken city called rio for a number of months and they dont speak english there
>>217581475Damn nigga clip your nails
>>217581439surprised he didn't start yelling at the cops for arresting a fellow NAMBLA member, all these anti-ICE faggots are usually reddit soy boy types
vintage story cum server?
>>217581486Why are you going to rio
>>217581475i assume poor is semi, brown is burst, and black is full auto
>>217581504reasonsbut i can say it's not just to fuck around cause if i were just going for that i woulda gone to somewhere like porto alegre or curitiba
I work harder when there's sexo women around me because subconsciously my chimp brain thinks hard work will gain me sexo The same effect can occurs from looking at sexo pics. like I'll get the urge to workout
>>217581528Drug trafficking reasons?
I was waiting for the bus the other day in a dark place. I had my headphones on. Some guys came, and I didn't think anything about it. After a minute, I randomly looked behind, and some black Haitian dude was right behind me, like a foot away. He backed off and left after we made eye contact. Was I about to get robbed?
>>217581564You were about to get BBC in your bum
>>217581564lol that's the Chris Chan shirt
gonna lose weight ahead of my job interviewI think they'll take me more seriously if I'm not chubby
>>217581564nah that's just diddy he's cool
I think I managed to enter a state of "high" without the use of narcotics just by meditating
i'm almost 28 and i'm a virgin, the knowledge of this would implode most normies mind
>>217581540i dont wanna get shot by bope no saar>>217581564here's another reason not to vote morena dumbarseyour beautiful party of morena is letting any random jackass in through your southern border central americans Haitians and Venezuelans are pouring into mexico tryna get to the united statessince migrants are able to easily get across the Darién Gap now they all pass through mexicomany of them never make it to the united states especially so with trump as pres and theyre just putzing around mexico course you fags had to electing the stupidest party possible cause that's the mexico way it really wouldnt be mexico if the government wasnt scamming their citizens
Getting ready for bed
I'm still technically a virgin after 27 years, which never bothered me before. What's maybe 50 more?
>>217581614a huge number of normies were molested as kids too so maybe keep that in mind. any kid who played organized sports there's a 50/50 chance the coach or some other player did gay faggot shit to them.
I lost my anal virginity
in the movie the hustler the bitch says “how do you like your eggs” and paul newman says “raw” i’ve been waiting for a good opportunity to use that line but no woman has ever talked to me ever for any reason in my entire life
>>217581603IktfHard to enter into that state but when I can it's like unlocking some other separate mode of being where you become aware of your mind becoming aware of itself Hard to enter into that state at least for me as I'm naturally analytically minded
had a quick unsatisfying shitfeeling another such shit encroachingthis displeases me
>>217581643If it does happen you should say over-medium instead. She'll think you're an aristocrat.
im banned from /vg/ can one of you kind lads please go to >>>/vg/549970330 and post the text "d3ks sucked it backwards" on my behalf please and thank you
>>217581564Get it in green
i will probably become despondent for life when/if i lose my virginity because it will like as not be a meaningless short humiliating and awkward affair with some nasty whore that i don’t even really like, most likely fat. at least now i can cope about monasticism or something
why would I ever do a favour for you Jason
>>217581665i'll do it for a bond
Can you move your hips
thank you kind stranger my upvote to you sir
>>217581670I lost my virginity to a prostitute it's not a big deal
i want to drink more eggnog to get buzzed again but that shit tastes nasty
Miiiiikey
ghettobooty is based
I love whores
>>217581670I'd rather die a virgin
sex is for reproduction and not pleasure. you shouldn't be so fixated on 'losing' your virginity or worry about 'being' a virgin in your late 20s or 30s
I'll do it for a quarter
>>217581666I liked watching that show.
Fart fart fart
>>217581730>sex is for reproduction and not pleasureThats cucked you're just denying the reality of your desires
>>217581740how about now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4vHegf3WPU
never liked Ed, Ed, and Eddy. never got the appeal.
>>217581760Cartoon network shit was all trashNickelodeon blows it out of the water with SpongeBob and The Last Airbender alone
>>217581760i liked it. idk why
>>217581773yeah Spongebob is kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKKjs7PtHZo
I want to get drunk on nog but I need money
Blood on the Dancefloor was the greatest band of my generation
this is the most american thing ive ever seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T97B4MWymNc
>>217581758Not watching that.
Why are there so many threads up about cartoons rn and now /cum/ is talking about it tooIt's like you all are a hive mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBCTasRgFqo
>>217581855Just a coinkidink
>>217581838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InC1Bd_cnCM
How often do you go clothes shopping?
>>217581909like never
>>217581899Tf does this mean
>>217581909Once a year
>>217581922Drugs
>>217581922it means meg is a poser dummy
FUCKING FEDEX WHERE IS MY PACKAGE
>>217581942i stole it
>>217581855>>217581878None of you are real this is all an elaborate sadistic expirement
>>217581909it's kind of randomrecently I've been getting stuff online about once a month, sometimes I go to stores every other week
buzzin off the nog
>>217581972https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfYBiVAzo9s
FUCKING KEKhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760365807257605.mp4
sup niggas
I get all of my clothes used from eBay and Goodwill. I do this because I like natural fibers. Most of my clothing is wool, cotton and linen including my socks and underwear. picrel army 100% wool sweater from the 80s
>>217581982where his arm be
>>217581994cute. pls be in columbus
>>217581773wrong BTAS, Jackie Chan Adventures, Teen Titans, Courage and pretty much the line-up from the 90s and 2000s were better, hell Toonami can solo all your nick trash plus nickelodeon kids were weird
>>217581982why is the commentary in po polsku
im back
anudda shooting just ban em ban goons
>>217581994why not etsy
i rate this 10/10
I’m having like a meltdown kinda. But if I go lift weights I can distract myself for a little while.
>>217582033nta but Etsy is getting weird, turning kinda bougie with people just overcharging for every single little thingwas looking for a vintage cast iron waffle iron and people have them, but they want $600 for them. like fucking get real.
christmy tv cant take 2060p on youtubeneed a new tv>>217581702ugly
>>217582031Shouldn't 4chan be banned in your cunt now? Do you have a 4chan loicense?
holy fuck I am STARVING
welp. it's been a nice trip, but I'm ready to go the fuck home now. peace out Europe.
>>217582080Hey, I requested pictures. Pictures of the Faroes. Can you provide this?
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>>217581994most of my clothes come from the salvation army by way of my sister after she gets bored of them (she buys oversized mens clothes). anyway post underwear
>>217582005kind of close actuallyare you a girl?>>217582033idk I don't have an account there
Watching the Grinch (2000) on fx
>>217582092*unless you're Israeli
>>217582098twin
>>217582098bitch tryna get laid fr
>>217582112Just for the record the Canadian prime minister Mark Carney is unironically an Israeli asset who was WEF pick candidate who hasn't spent any of his life inside of Canada until recently
>>217582108I love that movie so much. Genuine heart and soul put into it, and its still faithful to the original
>>217582108can’t believe that movie is 25 years old *passes away*
>>217582088I took like 400 pictures in the Faroes, but I have to edit them first. Give me a couple days. But here's one I took with my phone near Torshavn.
I start to cry when you walk out the roomYou go bye bye bye, I go why why why
>>217582158Beautiful, thanks anonTake your time, sorry for being pushy
>>217582146Oh we are well aware. Last election was 100% rigged, same as the one before it. They have lots of nasty things planned which is why they're trying desperately to disarm civilians.
>>217582162she's trying to cheer her husband who's drunk and depressed.
>>217582098>a pretty woman being a virgin is newsThis really says a lot about society
>>217582176Not to mention that despite the Canadian government claiming that they are pro-Palestinian they still unironically sell weapons to Israel because money actually talks not feelings.
>>217581994STOLEN VALOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IcPZO--9W0
>>217582198Like you said Carney is a slave to the jews. Best thing a civilian here can do is simply ignore the government and don't comply with any of their silly bullshit. Even the police have refused to take part in their gun ban lol.
Are you not entertained?
Ego & super ego walk into a bar, the bartender says "I need to see some id"
Life is good
>>217582229Funny
>>217582229And then they all just start banging each other on the floor. The end.
i want to kiss a /cum/bum
>>217582221
Ragatha is more fuckable than Pomni imo, but I goon to both.
>>217582229dont quit your day job
Pomni is W faps ragatha is mid faps
Recently divorced and decided to go to a seedy Asian health spa in town. Things went super well with table shower and blowjob. Unfortunately after being used to no condom for so long with the ex wife my dick just went completely flaccid almost as soon as the condom went on. After trying to make my noodle work I ended up just having her take the condom off and finish with a blowie.Was so embarrassing idk how to get used to condoms again. At least my first experience was with a hooker but my confidence is still at a new low after that
For me it's Legoshi and Haida
>>217582263>>217582256>>217582272what u niggas be talmbout is this engrish
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zbefxYrv7nI
>>217582268How do I avoid getting divorced
The enlightened choose Gangle
>>217582283Murder
>>217582283Kill your wife when she threatens to do it and then end up on a Midwest safety video
>>217582283Avoid marriage
>>217582283marry a good girl
>>217582302me in about a week
Peak mentioned https://youtu.be/OIa4nUXpGD0?si=u1Vyv9tlKaxvrA_5
Where do you wanna be buried?
>>217582302Me tomorrow
just marry a nonwhite girl, they will never ever leave a white man
>>217582330Don't really care
>>217582283You need to get laid in the first place nigga
>>217582330In your arms :)
>>217582268don't worry, that passes. my advice would be to try getting used to them in a more normal setting. a regular date, hookup, whatever. but definitely don't let it harm your confidence, that happens. i'm an older guy, and a drinker on top of that, so i've had the fella betray me plenty of times. doesn't mean a thing.
>>217582330does it matter?
>>217582283Go with your gut. I ended up getting married because I was getting "old" and there was pressure. I didn't have much experience dating and my prior relationships had some sort of "blow-up" that made the break up necessary whereas this one kinda just limped along which I thought was normal
>>217582330I want to be cremated and for my ashes to be thrown into the tide
>>217582344>>217582350Gay
>>217582330up your ass and around the corner
>>217582338Thats an Irishwoman
>>217582365my body would be better off being food for the dog
>>217582357I meant to call you gay not>>217582350
>>217582374yeah sure she is she a nigga fr
>lower middle class area>nothing is locked up>rich area with 5 million dollar mansions and luxury cars everywhere>not a single homeless person for dozens of miles>store has deodorant locked up and have to wait minutes for a clerk to finally show upWhat did society mean by this?
Lowkenuinely
>>217582347Thanks bud I hope it does. Never taken ED meds but I think I'll try next time I know I'm gonna wrap it
>>217582330I don't think bodies were meant to be sealed in cages underground. Flesh should return to nature.
my chest is this fluffy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVVjtl2EzYk
>>217582396Ive been using lowkirkeuinely with my friends its catching on quickly
>>217582402Isn't touching a bald eagle very illegal?
>>217582421Yes but I assume that one is captive
>>217582421Not as Illegal as you
>>217582400me when i get the dt's
>>217582396>>217582397>>217582400/cum/ combo!
>>217582421It's illegal own, hunt, own the feathers of, etc
>>217582421eagles make a mighty fine meal
I just wanna suck some toes
>>217582467Now THAT is wife material
>>217582208got me there bud
Who's playing guitar at one thirty in the morning
>>217582485This video is a classic
>>217582485He is not that guy
>>217582489me. sorry
>>217582489that was menot sorry
>>217582421make the new pendejo
new>>217582510>>217582510>>217582510
>>217582092corr love a bit of liam neeson
