/bart/
finished my toil for the day
Don’t have a cow man
Shall use this thread as a show of solidarity with our Australian brethren.
need to do another 4k steps but cant be arsed
fart simpson
>>217586083Bit early, isn't it?Toilberg can't be happy with you knocking off around lunch
I'd like to thank everyone who showed up for making the /brit/ gimmick of the year awards such a success!
aussies don't suffer
israelad just nuked london paki in the last thread
fartholomew gay shitson
my ancestors decided to stay in cold, windswept, grim shitain rather than emigrate to an eden like paradise continent
>>217586114more like melbum haha
>>217586119Yeah Israelis will do that
Genuine question lads, what the FUCK are we gonna do about the Muslamics?
>>217586119no mate he just started flailing because his nation was (accurately) called out as being the pedo infested shithole that it is
>>217586138my irish grandfather was on his way to australia but he knocked up a british woman and ended up staying, my life would have been perfect if me old pops didn't want to rawdog english women
>>217586113Just imagine the smell!
>>217586152>>217586164mental how some rasheed just butchered ten of your countrymen including a 14 year old yet you're still blaming this on Israelyou are not well
>>217586158part and parcel xwe're aw fae somewhere xdon't look back in anger x
currently rocking the most grotesque slickback anyone has ever seen or will see
call me a rorke but I don't think we need to be involved with 3000 year old blood feuds
yeah sorry not buying this Australia shooting. The Israeli tourist jumps in to save the day and tackle the terrorist and take his gun? Yeah right sure bud
>>217586118see >>217585913 >>217585860only shitskins project their pedo tendencies onto others even when the stats are right in front of their hooknosed deformed faces, you're fooling no one
>>217586191they cut out the aaaaand action just before
>>217586182didn't say any of that i said israelis are nonces
Aussie cities freak me out on streetviewBizarre clash of british and american urban morphology
Right lads, it is now 6 days since she promised to "message you in a few days with some time options" on Monday 8th.Am I well within my rights to send a polite follow-up message today? Or is she just testing me?6 days is surely the absolute limit for "a few days", right?
>>217586138Australia is insanely peng. Everything seems so expensive though. Their proximity to Asia is a blessing and a curse.
What if we put muslims and jews into one country and have them fight it out. Whichever side has less people would get top grade american military equipment to even the odds
>>217586182both don't belong here simple as
>>217586192why won't you recite the sanhedrin 54b for us
>>217586202>Bizarre clash of british and americankind of our whole deal tbqh
imagine how terrifying it is being a womanevery time you step out your front door there's 4 billion hairy rapey ape men who want to rip your clothes off I'd never leave the house desu
>>217586191if you watch the full vid the muzzie just slowly walks back to cover on the bridge and picks up another gun and starts shooting at the guy who tackled him
>>217586225Women live life on easy mode though
>>217586213Uh
>>217586233Yeah shooting blanks probably or just shooting but not actually aiming at the guy. Don’t tell me you believe this shite
Thread Theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP9Z5Pc8cRM
this is why brisbane is the best australian citymelbourne and syndey are shitholes
Americans love Australians but they hate us Why is that
make me scream
australia is like the USA in 2010new zealand is like the UK in the 60s
>>217586247What's your theory behind it lad? What REALLY went on?
2 eggs 2 slices of cheese omelette bit of tobasco. now thats a 400kcal breakfast
>>217586225they never were supposed to leave the house without a male guardian, but they insist on being "equal"
>>217586252been to all three have you?
>>217586252it was pretty funny in the 2017 gay marriage referendum having all urban areas saying yes homo except for the islamic section of sydneyleftypol covering his eyes in denial
at least leftypol won't be able to annoy everyone with endless protests now
>>217586280How's that
corrr cant fink of a better way to sufocate
>>217586265Israel set it up to turn the public against Muslims again which helps them commit their genocide
I need to find a way to make just a couple of pennies a day from multiple people.
>>217586279do the abbos not vote or are they gay too
>>217586279what's the red area in Melbourne
>>217586292anti israel protests are almost certainly going to be severely restricted after this
mad how any disaster could happen and you cant be sure it's not AI now
mental that leftypol and rorke are both going to hellmental that leftypol is actually a bit closer to christ's teachings than rorke apart from on abortion and gay marriage
How about Bondage Beach and they do kinky sex stuff
>>217586296michael cole is still about is he
>>217586300ok
>it’s actually a false flag because Muslims never shoot anyone
>>217586256you're inherently off-putting to be around in person. americans carry themselves as if they're a character on a sitcom, they see through a camera following them around instead of through their own eyes. obviously you're not all bad etc etc
>>217586304too busy sniffing petrol
>>217586296I saw my older sister for the first time in 5 years recently and she had her hair dyed purple like that She's nearly 40
>>217586316yeah and bad news barrett next to him
>>217586221i have no idea what that is so i googled it and apparently it's from the talmud which discusses forbidden sexual intercourse and their punishmentnow what does that have to do with the fact that the vast majority of pedos in britain are of "asian" descent or that marrying and having sex with little girls is LEGALLY acceted in muslim countries is beyond me
>>217586225>4 billion hairy rapey ape men who want to rip your clothes offYou wouldn't be able to keep me inside!
>>217586303Are Abos even aware of the concept of homosexuality
>>217586323Good goy!
>>217586327she fit?
>>217586331both of you are bad
mad how in 1835 this place was a couple of shacks for fishermen to sleep in
>>217586331its the judicial laws your gay nation was built on that permits the raping of girls under the age of 9
>>217586347no i'm based actually
test
>>217586359You failed.
>>217586359do one
>>217586324We just keep a whimsy about us
>>217586210that’s a mental picture to take wonder how close he was this feels like it’s supposed to be an important event but i dont feel a single thing
>>217586348melb is so peng but these birds eye views don't show the trillions of indians in the streets
there's a yank in here that is absolutely obsessed with aboriginals and brings them up whenever he candon't think he understands that we're not even 2% aboriginal and probably 0.5% actually fully aboriginal
not a fan of the racism in this thread. cant we just respect others and their differences please
>>217586305Oh a bunch of Jews got shot
>>217586356again projecting and making stuff up
the summer holiday
>>217586359You have none.
Are the gimmick awards now then?
auscunt called me a pom once (the n word for english people) and I burst into tears
>>217586398grow up freak
>>217586375yeah same i don't even really care i live pretty close too, i feel the stabbing at the shopping centre was bigger than this. maybe im just a chuddy edgelord
the sex pistols reuniting to make a new song called 'god save the king'
it's part and parcel (of living with muslims)
>>217586375>>217586435you've been intentionally desensitised by people that want you to accept this as normal
>>217586391very weak defence, is it your first month on the job?
I want them gone
just paid £3000 for a hug lads
Police are still figuring out Akmed Terror Al-Jihad's motives for the attack
aussies used to be all cool and aloof and sarcastic and funny, now they're autistic spastics on here. wonder what happened
>>217586375probs just a telephoto lens but still insane
>>217586456hugged a girl for free last night
>>217586453we all want them gone, but who's going to move first?
>>217586456ancient gimmick
mental how horrible drug dealers are
>>217586467This is the autistic spastic website mate
>>217586467not what but who
don't like the taste of these new covfefe beansshan't be purchasing them again
they should add extra charges on if you do a mass shooting with a gay looking gun
nothing more annoying than the runts that come out the woodwork to call everything a false flag
they had some aussie guy who was at october 7 who supposedly got shot in the head and had a bandage and was walking and talking to the media that seemed pretty fake, pretty obvious mossad job if you ask me
Listening to grace kelly by MIKAQuite like the song selection that the youtube music app pulls out of its bum, it's far better than spotify
ludicrous display last night
>>217586491my local weed man is a fat white guy called Daniel and he's lovely
>>217586491don't think the nice ones last very long
>>217586520can you not clogwog? we're in mourning
>>217586525don't really mean weed dealers they're alri
>>217586500or every yank larping as a gun instructor tier expert contradicting everything thats reported as impossible
>>217586537Oh, who died?
I've been to Sydney and it had its flaws but that doesn't justify shooting people
>>217586524i bet on arsenal to win 7-0
>>217586498also you should get a smaller sentence if you did it dual-wielding pistols
>>217586192>hooknosed deformed facesweird thing for your flag to say
>>217586375He also looks normie. Very bizarre. Like some Arab guy who runs an import export business with his dad in melbourne driving around in a late model bmw
my arse,my bum,my ass,yes yes,my arse,my bum,my ass,yes yes*disco breakdown*put it in it,put it in it,put it in it,put it in it,put it in it,put it in it
watching some anime
>>217586560i can agree with this i wouldn't even be mad if a pistolero killed me like that
>>217586570my neckmy backlick my pussy AND my crack
Everyone I know who follow football is an absolute mong. Very low IQ sport and passtime to be into but I suppose that's why it appeals to so many. Low barrier to entry.
>>217586566mate what do you think terrorists usually look likethey don't wear the dresses here
>>217586580totally different rhythm and vibe
Scranning rhubarb
don't look back in anger x
(to the tune of Du Hast by Rammstein)POOPOO ARSEPOO ARSE LICKPOO ARSE LICK SHIT
is the lad who was doing lightbot in?i got that level in 6 instructions mate
when they're doing period programmes or stuff set in the olden times, particularly if nudity is involved do they only get actresses with natural tits or is there some special effects work done to make them look real
>>217586591its what you basically had in your head anyway
well there has been a terrorist attack in australia so I guess the only conclusion is that I now have to support Israel’s genocide in Gaza right
>>217586570When I was a kid I wrote a song like this in wordpad and my dad found it and beat me
>>217586586>Everyone I know who follow football
>>217586566>>217586590>>217586591Fix your country brit bros
ah well that was a fun little evening
Bruce stamping on some BROWN monkeys headhttps://x.com/Breaking911/status/2000147637928919225
>Morocco has been accused by several animal rights organisations of carrying out a mass cull of stray dogs in order to "clean up its image ahead of its co-hosting of the 2030 FIFA World Cup." Their number is estimated at three million, and the methods of slaughter include "poisoning with the highly toxic strychnine, shooting dogs in public spaces, and allegedly beating surviving animals to death with shovels."mad how much thirdies don't give a FUCK about animals
what are some high IQ sports?
(to the tune of Freefalling)CUZ I'M POO...I'M POO SCREAMING
>>217586642Kabadi
>>217586609my song had spanish flavours
>>217586642Competitive BMWF porn gooning
>>217586586*pastimeIt's a common misspelling, often made by ignoramuses.
>>217586607>>217586613>>2175866184chan is so slow brit bros...
>>217586642RugbyCricketPoloSnookerArm-wrestlingSwimmingCyclingArchery
>>217586642chess
>>217586647GOOD post
>>217586642Women's futsal
>>217586655Lmao brit bro
how long do they get banned for when they post nudity on blue board
>>217586359New flag, Spaino?
got sunday brunch on
>>217586687notice how no one's replying to you because your posts are terrible and you're an offputting autist
>>217585682mamacita
>>217586632do you think the made him live there as a joke or did he choose it on purpose to fit in
>>217586687please grow up
>>217586691can't watch it. lovejoy still acting and dressing like he's a 20 something lad
got the moo deng live on x
I LIEI CHEATI STEAL
>>217586685rum little knob end
>>217586687make one where Bjork runs in and they start dancing together :)
>>217586663haha nice onemade him look like a right twat
get the time stop jav watched
not an arab or a muslim but I am extremely pro-Morocco over Algeria desu
There is gay porn on the thread brit bros... WHAT THE FUCK
(to the tune of bury me by 30 seconds to mars)COMEBREAK MEDOWNBURY ME BURY ME I AM FINISHED WITH YOU
suspected autist niece screaming at the wall downstairs for the last 3 minutesnot a good sign is it
how are your internal systems lads
>>217586713I remember someone asking the spanish teacher what viva la raza meant and she got all uncomfortable and wouldn't answer it
>>217586698Belongs in /pol/ don’t you think?
>>217586728lesser of two evils I guess
pretentious? moi??!
>>217586749had tummy ache for 3 days and the coof for 12 daysmight be the end for me
Rorke spotted
>>217586718It doesn't work. Only with big star like Emma watson brit bro.
>>217586586>>217586620>>217586663fucking chuckling at this exchange what a retard
ITS HAPPENING*farts*ah thats better
>>217586781cor
pretty mad time for this to happen when more and more Australians have been going Rorke
Jealous?
>>217586706his glasses are horrific as for simon i wouldn't want my surname to be rimmer
>>217586633can't really say this about thirdies while we factory farm billions of animals per month
once referred to the football crowd as the audience in front of my footballmong friends and they all laughed at me
>>217586781shitting nora
>>217586781holy molyHUBBA HUBBA
>>217586695Who give a fuck what a incel loser think brit bro ?Do you have a job ? A wife ? A family ?You think I give a fuck about what loser on internet think ?I'm just here for laughting at the brit empire collapsing
>>217586815biggest bestest goycattle award
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
frenchie obviously not happy we didn't use his thread LOL better luck next time i guess
>>217586713ORALE
>>217586841if you didnt give a fuck you'd scroll past my reply instead of going out of your way to flail and froth at the mouth like you are now kek
the gospel of the lorda reading from saint john
>>217586842Dry / dismissiveGullible? Mate, I paid for a tool, not a horoscope. If it saves me time, it’s already paid for itself. You’re the one getting emotional about how I spend my money.Light roast (Australian-flavoured, but not cringe)Calling someone gullible while arguing on 4chan about AI is wild. I bought it, I use it, it works. You’re still here posting for free.Calm but cuttingIt’s £/$ a month, not a crypto rugpull. Some of us actually use tools instead of arguing about them online.Short and brutal (most 4chan)Imagine caring this much about what someone else spends pocket change on.Slightly smug tech angleI use it for work and learning. You use 4chan to feel smarter than strangers. Different investments.
>>217586824spectators
Lord Jesus you have revealed yourself as the way to the FatherKyrie, Kyrie eléisonYou have poured out on your people the spirit of truthChriste, christe eléisonYou are the Good Shepherd leading us to eternal life.Kyrie, Kyrie eléisonMay Almighty God have mercy on us, negate us our sins and bring us all to everlasting lifeAmen
do NOT look back in anger
>>217586884great basketball player him
Oy vey Let's get some goyim on the barbie
>>217586841those shorts cant be comfortable for her, she looks ridiculous. I want a woman who can dress properly
>>217586669myth
getting out the shoe polish so I can look black in anger
looking back in scranger
10k finished Greggs bacon and sausage baguette acquired
You're not special or clever for liking football. Every fucking low IQ mong across the country stares at the man kicking ball along with you. You're the pigs eating from the trough. Complaining about your low income wage then cheering on Ngubu earning 10 figures a year. Why does he earn so much? Because of you retards and every retard across the country drooling at the football screen.
i'm an absolute powder kegdon't get on the wrong side of me is all i'm saying
>>217586887will you shut up you boring nonce
>24Guy looks 10 years older
>>217586633Are you retarded or what ?The stray dogs can have rabies, some people die from time to time.
They say the death toll is still rising
Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted.Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth.Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled.Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see God.Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
aussies be likeits christmas get the bbq on
run wanker loves his runs
one day there will be such a big shooting I won't have to go to work on monday
our yalda
>>217586855>>217586870>>217586899Do you have a job brit bro ?HA HA HA HA HA LOOK THE SITUATION IN AUSTRALIA !I was right about everything !
>>217586915yeah i hate loyalty and community too
>>217586942
>>217586915ok billy no mates don't get too worked up
mad how the kinnahan cartel live in dubai trouble free and we're supposed to believe the entire intelligence network is after themdubai is tiny
Liking football is like beer, or buying a fast carit's primitive behaviour for people who need to be told what to think, bread and circus and all that.Just like beer, 99% of the people who drink it don't even like the taste, they just drink it because it's "manly">UHHH ME GRUG, ME SO MANLY ME LIKE HAVING SEX AND DRINKING LOTS OF BEER!!!! ME ALSO LIKE DRIVING FAST MANUAL CAR BECAUSE SO MANLY!!! AUTOMATIC ELECTRIC CAR FOR SISSY (even though they're better in every way) AND ME BIG MAN!!!! *beats chest like a savage*The same kind of people who wear sauvage and would buy a rolex watch (if they could afford one)
given up on NoFap ladsNoPorn, yeah, but I figure a wank every few days won't hurt
Football? Yeah I sure hope it does
There is no health benefits to running. In fact, it is detrimental to your long term health
>>217586976nonce botnet user
>>217586976picked last in PE vibes
>>217586971The Irish are very proud of them for some reason
anyone using the botnet website is a confirmed paeodphile, it has a child porn board
>>217586989do you have a source for that
>>217586976Good post. Got the low IQ mong runts right rattled
IT SHOULD COST A BILLION TO LOOK THIS GOOD
>>217586976you're just a shit peter hitchens,shit peter hitchens,shit peter hiiiiitchensyou're just a shit peter hitchens
>>217587010what are you on about
>>217586915being unable to enjoy something popular doesn't make you special and cleveralthough getting upset about people enjoying it might make you "special" in a way
mental that there are people out there enjoying life and getting into the festive mood while i suffer in my smelly bedroom fantasising about suicide every morning and every night
>>217586989Good for your short term health
i bet on football but don't even watch it
Australia has fallen brit bro (◠‿◠) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAkhP0r3GR4
>>217587023the website literally has a section called /kids/
paki just crashed into my wall, you cannot escape
>>217587026ktim
in the court of the poo bum king
>>217587009because they have no other claim to fame than their notorious criminal network
BORING CUNT HAS RUINED OUR NICE THREAD WITH ANTI FOOTBALL COPYPASTAS ALL TOO EASILY LEAVING FOR A BIT BYE
>>217587026keeehtim
Tranny sex thoughts happening again
>>217587026this is me
rate their fits
went bouldering with work for the christmas event and kept staring at a coworker's arse while she climbed upactually got a stiffy and had to go wank in the toilets with chalk that i couldn't get off my hands after washing them
>>217587026not that mad really is it, your current predicament is the natural consequence of your mong personality
>>217586985been doing this for 45 days, much more sustainable
>>217586924what an absolutely incredible beast
>>217587010mate every board on this site is a child porn board
Most punchable faceDouble so since he's a yank
Wish we had those places the japs have where you eat and drink in a room with a door or curtain for privacy. Looks lovely just sipping beer eating fried chicken out of the house but not having to worry about every Tom Dick and Harry mong around you.
>>217586915virgin
I only watch football when England is playing in the world cup or EurosIt's not the football I like, it's the battering of foreigners and taking the piss online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaa_5m3cmScliterally me
>>217587062>and for my final trick, i will bestow anon with a mong personality so he has to sit in a smelly bedroom all day wishing he were dead>the universe is now complete>sic transit gloria mundi!
going for a poo, back in 10x
>>217587037what is it?
Azerbaijan
>>217587058they all look like shit but the bloke in the back wearing brown shoes with a black suit should be stuffed into the back of a bin lorry
>>217587068*eats all the galaxy caramels*
>>217587096Nobody in Christianity has believed in predestination for 500 years. Want to try again?
leftypol turning a blind eye to this
reckon that short goon did me good last night i feel decent this morning
No idea how I'm not going to shit on the marathon. Even a 5k shakes a poo loose
>>217587160Brit ain is collapsing.
Racistlad are you ok? you weren't on the beach were you?
>>217587170mogs me
God when he created woman:Ribbed for his pleasure(if you get it drop a like)
>>217587160The food though
>>217587160police arresting the dying 18 year old for breach of the peace so they don't have to deal with the mob
>>217587160facts don't mean a thing to leftist ideologues
>>217586113wasn't invitedwhat won? ofcom?
>>217586064New>>217585925>>217585925>>217585925
Every time you take a shit, that’s a symbiotic relationship. That’s the bacteria in your bowels doing its job.
>>217587226alri juden peterstein
>>217587236DON;T USE THIS!!
>>217587236this may be a bit early x
>>217587207how bad can beans be?
>>217587236fuck off early cuntpeople are often banned for early news
this nibba eating all the beans lmao
Don't use french motherfucker threads
>>217587170whens your marathon lad?i ran one in 2016 but only do half marathons nowjust make sure you poo before and don't have too many gels / make sure youve practised with gels before
catberg wont stop farting
>>217587160Bloody hell this is almost Stormfront tier. I appreciate its the Daily Mail but they never used to go as far as talking about avoiding an entire ethnicity
get it made
>>217587296never heard mine fart yours might be sick
>>217587296stop encouraging him
finally got the vpn so shall be off for a rotten filthy wank before the new
cockmogs me!
>>217587296Ktim but instead of catberg it’s gfberg (gfberg is Emma Watson)
shant be going in there
>>217587296>>217587315had a cat for 10 years and never heard her toot
>>217587303you should see GB News, its the Daily Mail on steroids and im a top rorke myself
>>217587327>not tor wanking in 2025 labour britainomds rorke
well then that's certainly a picture of something isn't it
>>217587333you are the saddest poster on this generalmaybe the dtfic is sadder
>>217587327
v>>217587396>>217587396>>217587396>>217587396v
back from my walklistened to iowa and all hope is gone back to back was just in the mood for some classic slipknot yeah
>>217587327starmers britain grim grim grim grim
Facetiming the Albanian gf soon
>>217587409>Albanian gfis you blackthey love blacks you know
