Ferguson was the GOAT fucking Conan had nothing on him.

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more games should let you date cute elves

Wake up and post please

>>217586875
Some Jewish people were shot in Australia

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>>217587373

I like degenerate weirdo 4chan way more than faux-puritan 4chan. The latter is just so boring. They’re like Nancy Reagan/Tipper Gore style morality fags. But that’s not the 4chan I love. I love the weirdos, the sickos, the autists, the trannies, the fetishists, the severely mentally ill wackos, etc.

got high and downloaded tsushima based on that one anons recommendation

beat sub-zero mythologies. it was fun! hard, hard as a concrete enema, but fun. this game made me grateful for the ones without fall damage. man alive, a slight wrong jump and your shins are in your collarbone.

decided to quit nicotine on a whim
feeling quite bored

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Zesty buck sisters, our response?

>>217588546
How about nigotine and it’s in menthols

>>217588764
newports were in fact my very first nicotine experience 24 years ago

>>217588659
"every guy's dream" pff... man, i don't want shoes or toys. i don't want anything that takes up space. i don't even like how many books i have. i frequently consider just dumping half of them in the trash. let the city guys take them away. scow gulls can read them if they like.

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good morning
time to shovel the driveway

FAQ:

>Are you about to have a beer?
Yes
>Enjoy
Thanks

arrogant man who had an eye gouged out: I actually see better with one eye closed

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fun ufo and conspiracy theory youtube channel I used to watch is just boomer right wing and ai slop videos now

>>217589461
Which one
>>217589672
YT doesn't like anything too far left or right

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lol

Dammit I’m so fucking gay. I’m not a homosexual, mind you. But I’m just a total fag.

>>217590149
are you chinese too

>>217590162
Yeh :)

>>217588899
impossibly based

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>>217590149

Talk to me guys

Let's say someone has us citizenship. They also have another citizenship, residence abroad, no residence in the us, no assests in the us, no taxes owed, and never filed anyway. They have no reason to go to the us.

And say they want to get rid of this burden of having it but aren't interested in paying for renunciation or the process. So, they set up a deal to sell papers to some thirdie and then fake their death. Now it looks like someone killed them or stole their identity. Problem solved no?

This just seems way more fun.

>>217590707
i don't know what you're getting at, but watch forensic files or FBI files. they're on tubi. any scheme you could concoct, there is a team of desk-workers trying to crack the nut. it will never work, through sheer power of mustached-numbers. best to just let those things stay imaginary, save yourself a prison sentence.

>>217586334
She's a half elf

>>217590707
Is it burning a hole in your pocket or something? Just forget about it, it's not like it matters to you

>>217590514
Lmao

So did they find out the ethnicity of the brown uni shooter

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was a paki this time in australia
fuck

Oh shit I’m an adult man haha that’s crazy

damn cornhub.com is for sale for 445k dollars I was thinking about bought it as a joke

>>217590986
It’s another disgruntled huwhite. Nothings gonna happen since he’s not a minority.

Do you think moot still lurks 4chan?

>>217591610
mr. big thoughts over here. okay goober-grape, expound upon your deep brilliance. what have *you* been thinking about?

5° out
may have to have a minority deliver me goyslop I'm afraid

I’ve been thinking about grabbing another beer heheh

>>217591724
oh i'll join you with that one.
>>217591730
yeah, i don't really care. you were rude to that guy. why don't you focus some of that genius onto being kinder.

>>217591730
If you don't wash your eggs they might have icky stuff on them
>also they'll last for weeks or more than a month, and then we can't sell as much of them

>>217590796
Haha that's assuming they care about someone who isn't on their blacklist for whatever and they're willing to send spies around the world searching for a ghost. They'll just file it and move on. You watch too much tv.
>>217590852
Born in the usa, but don't get attacked by freaks everyday because I'm euroaway

crazy stuff transpiring in my head

>>217591820
well, it's a relaxed predicament for me. if you're right, i've watched too much television. if i'm right, you could get in big, big trouble. i prefer to er on the side of caution.

>>217591839
you can tell by the length that a liberal made this meme

>>217591839
I don't know why most americans are so insane about food safety. Washed eggs and pasturized milk aren't a big deal, but if you suggest anything but a lot of people go balistic about it. I mentioned wanting to try raw milk to my wife once and she got legitimatrly irate, going off about how unsafe it is and all the "...NOT IN MY HOUSE" stuff. fucking stupid

do you guys remember that episode of spongebob where plankton gets freaky with karen and then he gets "computer virus" and keeps grabbing at his crotch throughout the rest of the episode? I thought it was all a bit much for what's meant to be a childrens program

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having a fixed gas bill is so based because I can wear a tank top and shorts in this and be cozy

>>217591989
ha! that's the spirit! take 'em for all they're worth. make them regret the terms of that lease.

Currently crashing out but I’m having an intermission

the biggest problem with american food is that americans are only willing to go grocery shopping a few times month at most and so all of our food, like bread, is filled with weird chemicals to make look exactly the same for weeks on end

>>217592045
i buy food way more now that there's a store within walking distance
i eat more fruit & healthy foods too

>>217592043
be sure to hydrate!

Sounds like a pet allergy

>>217592066
This is good advice thank you

>>217592061
that's the way to go
being able to walk for groceries also allows yoi to be a bit more capricious with your meals without resorting to fast food
like if I see a deal on some cuts of meat I normally wouldn't buy or on some fruit and vegetables in season, I'll try them out

I am a pathetic loser with no friends.

I am eating 3 eggs and 1 slice of american cheese on whole wheat with 2 hash browns on the side.

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>>217591945
Must be a post season 4 episode, spongebob went downhill fast. Even has an adult the original episodes still has some funny one liners and visual gags. Modern spongebob is just slop. Of course they did always push the envelope sneaking in adults jokes. "look Gary, doubloons! Don't drop them!" went WAY over my head as a kid.

>>217592267
you're exactly right
hillenberg had a backgrpund in marine biology and a passion for animation that shone through the production. The later seasons have flanderized characters, and they try to farm reaction images with weird still shots in a way that feels totally inorganic

Oh my fauci it snowed

I'm all fauc'd up
I'm getting jabs you can't even pronounce or afford

What’s your opinion on 4 beers?

>>217592477
it's your funeral, buddy

Oh fuck

https://voca.ro/1fbePGx6iqu0

First thing in the morning i look at reels then meditate

women cringe compilation: a collection of women moments

>>217592548
Putting the FUN in funeral

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In bed at 10am

Good morning, anon. What are you doing today?

30 minutes until the date
I'm literally shaking with anxiety this is so fucking pathetic

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test osterone

>>217586334
>more games should let you date cute elves
based.

>>217593293
Some things can be scary and fun at the same time, like rollercoasters
Just try to have a good time

>>217593357
I'll try, thanks

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>>217593293
>ya know old people, young children

>>217593293
I don't know how to convince myself that this isn't a setup to an elaborate prank or that I'm about to be catfished.
She texted me saying good morning and my immediate thought was that something is off.

>>217593357
yeah, but you're not worried if the rollercoaster liked you back! haha

>>217593574
there was an episode of a reality show about people who are attracted to inanimate objects, and there was a woman who was sexually attracted to rollercoasters
you just reminded me of it

Ass

My entire bloodline from my great grandparents arriving in America all the way back to the monkes were just peasants and farmers. Not a single one did anything cool.

>>217593161
playing online pool and reading zabavnik

>>217593895
they made you? that's pretty cool.

>>217593895
same here. serbs usually have that kind of ancestors. although one of my ancestors was the mayor of niksic. i also have ancestors that fought in WW1

omg some goddamn dickless stupid mother fucking creature tranny fuckhead mod "banned" me by mistake.
I wish I can take that stupid motherfucking piece of fucking shit and cut his fucking head infront of his cocksucking mother and then feed the meat to him while I record the event so I can send it to his whole stupid family.
God damn I hate fag trannies so much.
I wish hell was real so I can feel comfort knowing he is going to root in it for the rest of his stupid goddamn mother fucking life.
No ody will ever love you you are the lowest form of life on earth.
Die forever and ever under a bed 9f fire and suffering.

My piss? Hot and frothy.

She get on top then she rides me full throttle
Kick a bitch up out the crib if she dont swallow

Just a reminder that anti-zionism isn't anti-semitism, please remember this when discussing the Australian hanukkah massacre

>>217594008
mods are people too thougbeit

>>217594150
Oh okay. I'm sorry then. I did know they had feelings.
I completely take back what I said.

I did not realize how little Asians eat turns out I ate a meal meant for 4 people Infront of them

my gfs ex is coming to town and my gf asked me permission to get lunch with him
i feel like no matter what i choose, i lose
>dont let her go
look like an insecure controlling asshole
she probably fights me that i dont trust her
>let her go
she looks in his eyes and remembers all the times he thrusted his cock into her

wwyd?

>>217594333
Filipinos eat a lot, must be the Spanish jeans

>>217594373
She shouldn't be doing that. Why does she want to get lunch with him?

>>217594373
I hate to say it, anon, but realistically this situation can only end in a murder-suicide

>>217594411
i dont know man she dated him for 5 years and he lived abroad for 2, just catching up i guess
his socials say he has a new gf fwiw

brehs the irritability is kicking in

Time travel is real and I can prove it.

>>217594697
"scientists" said it isn't possible but I don't believe those faggots

Justifying genocide by jews because the holocaust happened is like justifying narco terrorists because europeans colonized america.
Is THAT stupid.

>>217594782
>Justifying genocide by jews
?

who cares about australia?

>>217594782
Narcos aren't indigenous dummy

I hate myself so much

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Can you find the fish in this picture?

>>217594989
yeah

>>217594963
What are they?

Will we ever solve homelessness?

>>217595208
not telling

>>217595167
Where is it?

>>217595267
No. Too many people will find things more important than having a place to live for it to ever go away completely

>>217595271
Okay. Thanks.

>>217594934
I stopped caring when they let the stingrays get away with it.

>>217595306
it's right there

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>>217595267
Bomb those people.

canadian boy butts smell like the dark maple syrup used for baking and marshmalllow fluff

My piss is hot and frothy

>>217595267
If we could open up large scale camps and call them mental institutions

>>217595395
kys jason nobody will ever love you

its so cold

4channelers are some of the dumbest fucks alive, they'll sit here all day and speak authoritatively on any subject despite never touching grass

>>217595526
blame reagan for getting rid of them

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Wow!

I’ve seriously considered suicide.

>>217595661
did you apply for MAID

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Wdup bros

>>217595447
i'm not jason. you really need to work on your pattern recognition.

Atheists are pedophiles and Christians are MILFchads

Do you believe in the out of Africa theory?
It seems ridiculous that they keep discovering all these new hominid species but we're supposed to believe they aren't the ancestors of modern population... Idk

>>217595911
I am an orangutan

>>217595911
I don't really care or know enough to believe anything but I think that theory was disproven.

It would be ironic if that was true considering they still live like that and haven't improved after a million years.

got yo grandma on my dihh

Keep waking up at 11 and I fucking hate it

>>217595695
No I’m a big pussy

crazy how we were all fish millions of years ago

>>217595911
It was the only theory with solid evidence for a long time. Counter evidence is more of a recent thing

>>217596070
MAID is just for you then
You don't have to do anything just sit back and let a big boobed filipina nurse inject you full of poison

>>217595911
I know a guy who used to work as a linguist for the Muskogee Nation. He believed that homo sapiens originated in the Americas. Of course, it served his politics to believe this

>>217596148
Crazy how I fertilized your mom's fish eggs

>>217596148
I wasn't even born millions of years ago retard

>>217596166
Chatgpt still denies it and says there aren't transitional fossils in other regions and that genetics disproves the multi region hypothesis
And also claims these other hominid species simply died off cuz sapiens were better

>>217596202
Actually MAID is an Indian migrant injecting feces into your vein

Feel a burpsnart coming

Eric Crapton because his music is CRAP!
Nah I'm just kidding. He's all right.

>>217596202
That might actually be pretty nice. But I’m too scared to die.

while I was talking to my father a little bit of drool accidently fell out my mouth onto my pants
Damn I hope he didn't notice that

durrrr I'm stupid

>>217596342
This nigga is drooling over his own father

>>217596342
I sometimes do that when I get distracted staring at my light up shoes

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Confirmation that this was indeed a foid lmao she reported me

They should do an ancient Greek cinematic universe. All the stories of old. Of course nowadays they've carve it up, with half the characters being black and trans

>>217596342
>>217596377
I was cooking that's why

>>217596406
Why do you get warnings for racism but I get 3 day bans

>>217596446
Janny knew I was right and btfo'd that broad

>>217596414
Sounds like a shit idea keep your day job faggot

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Hey everybody! I'm Lou Reed! I'm Lou Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!!

I drooled on my pillow a little this morning

>>217596511
That was my cum actually

>>217596446
youre a giga 60iq petroleum skin

America is an idea

>>217596599
meant for him >>217596406

>>217596603
Washington would have loved our Hindu patriots

>>217596476
Fuck you bitch kiss my ass

>>217596603
A racist colonialist idea born out of slavery

>>217596493
bet the big fella is rolling in his grave

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>>217596646
Washington?

>>217596599
>>217596630
What's that supposed to mean

drank two thirds of a chivas bottle only to puke it all out afterwards award

Reddit is cumming in their shorts over the fact that the guy who stopped the Australian mass shooting is Muslim, despite the fact that the shooter was also Muslim and specifically targeting a Jewish celebration

>>217596767
Puke my pussy out

>>217596785
Tired of hearing about sand people wars

can I please have sex on a regular basis so I dont indulge in self destruction
it's all Im asking allah you tormenting nigger
and five million usd you fucking faggot nigger piece of shit

>>217596414
Need to do one with andromeda and make her white. The nigger seethe alone would generate all the hype you need

>>217592930
Eurojanny deletes this but will leave up shit about the US

>>217596867
Maybe a mod because it's not even on desuarchive

>>217596785
stay there

Hey guys, I think I might cry. Yeah for real, I think I’m breaking down emotionally. I don’t feel good on the inside at all. I’m feeling pretty “uh oh” and “oh no” if you know what I mean. Basically, I’m really upset.

>>217597013
what happened baby

>>217597031
I’m a sad guy, y’know? I’m gonna eat some soup.

I'm feeling a desire to do something. Specifically, I'm feeling a desire to finger my butthole. I do not know if I will in fact do this, but I certainly like the idea. The idea of fingering my butthole, that is.

>>217597190
You want shit on your finger?

goyslop otw
this will surely cure my nicotine withdrawal seething

>>217597229
this. get a dildo instead

Real life only exists between the years of 20-30
After that you're old and everything hurts
Before that you lack any independence and are basically still a kid
So humans really only have 10 years of real life but those 10 years are mostly filled with work and suffering in the hopes of advancing yourself and getting rich.
What a joke, life should be shorter so we can get this clown show over with

>>217597365
Idk I'm 36 and everything doesn't hurt.

>>217597365
Fuck off doomer

>>217597365
Life begins at 40, kiddo

>>217597365
>After that you're old and everything hurts
really tired of fat out of shape retards projecting
just because you led a sedentary and unhealthy life doesn't mean that we all did

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https://youtu.be/pN0rmWh6nkE

fellow boomers rise up

>>217597365
life begins when you drink your first beer and it ends when you drink your last beer
THOUGH

Shitting pure water

I just do a little bit of trolling and janny tells me not to hee hee

>>217597476
That's fun my ass feels like a drain pipe

Want to kms

I'm watching an nfl pregame show in a hotel in London. I didn't know that they had their own local production for it. It feels so weird hearing a bunch of Brits talking about football. Feels like an alternate universe

>>217597605
me as well
every single day

>>217597612
what a bizarre thing to lie about

>>217597414
tradies and people that work hard physical jobs often have blown out knees and fucked up backs

Do you guys think living is good?

>>217597675
Yes because it at least offers a capacity for things like joy and fulfillment or whatever
It's like asking if anything is good, always depends how it's used. Only NPCs say shit like "drugs/guns/ai/life bad"

Im a worthless fucking nigger

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>>217597673
Only the really old ones because boomers don't know how to take care of themselves

>>217597408
Middle aged cope your life is over

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>>217597648

I'm literally flirting with the +18 grok voice chat. It really got me hard. She's a fucking sassy hoe and I love it!

>>217597796
Fk tier post

Everything is canceled today because of the snow. Might make bread. Could also make some pie - I tried making some white potato pie that was pretty good once.

Time to take my morning medicine (sativa dominant hybrid)

>>217597761
God I wish I was cuddling with you

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Im tempted to try dog food.
Throw in some rice, mixed veggies, shred some cheese over it.
If it turns out to be good I could live on dog food and save hella money

>>217597829
Make some kind of soup, the most powerful food type available. Beef stew would be my choice for the weather

>>217597718
You'll see. You're like an 8 year old that sees someone who's 18 as really old.

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>>217593293
ok, the date is over
I don't think I did that bad but I definitely didn't do great. There were awkward moments of downtime while we just kinda sat there and drank our coffee in silence. But we also had some nice conversation here and there.
being the dumbass autist I am I gave her a one armed hug at the end of the date when we went our separate ways. My mom has always told me "you'd better not a hug girls like this" whenever I give her a one armed hug and I still fucking did it. Sorry mom.

>>217597853
I could use the warmth. It's cold in my room :(

>>217597856
I don't have much meat rn but could make some pea soup. Or lentil and barley soup.

>>217597853
Kill yourself

>>217597855
I used to bring bags of dog food as trail snacks when I went backpacking. High in calories and protien, easy to snack on, doesn't taste too bad. Also the dog treat chicken jerky is probably the best jerky I've had because they actually dry it. None of that granny vag moist dog shit they sell for people. It did freak out my wife a bit when I first took her on a hike while we were first dating, though

>>217597855
That's disgusting

>>217597855
It doesn't work. I'm embarrassed to admit I cooked and ate dog food once while doing some dumbass zombie survival shit with my friends in high school. It tastes exactly how it smells and no amount of seasoning or cooking can cover it up. And the smell only amplifies when you cook it. We cooked it outside on a fire and could barely stand the stench. If you cooked it indoors you'd be airing out your kitchen for days.

>>217597916
Lentil and barley is delicious, that or veggie soup. If you have beef or chicken stock, it goes really well in veggie soups

>>217597932
At first I kinda thought you were lying but then you mentioned having a wife and hiking (touching grass) so now I know you're lying

>>217597855
just do rice and beans retard

>>217597959
Sometimes it smells good though

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>>217597959

>>217597855
https://www.espn.com/tennis/story/_/id/15520053/serena-williams-gets-sick-eating-room-service-dog-food

N

>>217597975
I'm dead serious though

>>217598075
Ok scratch that idea

>>217598016
Maybe if you're using that expensive dog food that has to be refrigerated, but at that point you're spending as much as actual human food. I was using standard canned wet dog food.

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I used to work on a ranch and I was poor and didn't have a lot of money for food so one day I went in the barn and saw the owner had bought some of these and I tried one and they were god damn delicious and I ate half the bag

>>217598199
I feed my dogs dry food. The stuff I ate was salmon and rice, the same stuff I gove them. In just smells like fish desu

>>217598258
That's what Serena Williams ate in that article and it made her sick and tasted bad

>>217598246
That's fucked up

I sometimes eat my dogs bacon treats when I'm starving

>>217597932
Redneck moment

I eat human food like caviar and rocky mountain oysters

despite all my rage I am still a chud in a cage

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>>217586186
>Valentine's Day
Chocolate pie
>Independence Day
Apple pie
>Thanksgiving
Pumpkin pie
>Christmas Eve
Another apple pie
>Christmas
Sweet potato pie

New Years has no pie because alcohol is a carbohydrate. Same with St. Patty's day.
Labor Day often pairs with apple pie, but any fruit-filled pie works on Labor Day.
Halloween has no pies. Kids get free candy, and adults keep the candy they didn't give out.

>>217597904
Did you go to a coffee shop or restaurant?

They did a remake of Anaconda with Jack Black and Paul Rudd, it's gonna be funny af

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>>217598346

Christmas is the only holiday that still brings me joy I wish my birthday was on Christmas instead of Halloween

>>217598467
You need pecan pie in there somewhere

>>217598484
That movie gave me nightmares as a kid

>>217598512
Pecan pie is a substitute for when you're not in the mood for the correct pie for whatever reason.

>>217598558
It's a great Christmas pie
I've never had apple pie on Christmas, personally. Seems like more of a summer/spring pie

>>217598549
I watched it recently and John Voight was pretty funny because of how evil and retarded his character was

>>217598607
I'm mostly going off what my mom did, my mawmaw did pecan for all of these. That's why I associate it as a substitute/general feast pie (since my mawmaw's holiday dinners usually occurred before the actual holiday, whenever she could wrangle the extended family together)

>>217598467
>Labor Day often pairs with apple pie, but any fruit-filled pie works on Labor Day.
Who the hell has a pie of labor day?

hasnt snowed once yet this winter. i think the world is going to end at this rate.

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Eating snacks
Watching football

>>217598713
the globalist shadow government started changing the weather patterns from la nina to el nino so the currents are fucked

>>217598713
tf you mean? We just got 7 inches this week (it was snow on Monday and another on Saturday).

>>217598764
You a purina or blue buffalo kinda man?

>>217598807
I'm a human and not a dog, so I was eating prosciutto with crackers

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Joe Burrow is so sexy

on the bbc channel 5 broadcast of nfl, they play an nfl themed gameshow during the breaks instead of showing commercials

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>>217598467
Now, what's the final solution to the cheesecake problem? Because cheesecake is a problem. It's relatively difficult to make but tastes pretty good, so it's the go-to dessert for people who wanna show off their cooking skills. But it doesn't pair with any holidays.

>>217598807
he eats the cheap shit because he's an outside dog

>>217598795
Your mom got 7 inches last night

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What the fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PaP05k7EIo

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my pulse is 126

>>217598764
fuck this gay earth how did the Patriots suddenly become good again
I'M SO SICK OF LOSING TO THE FUCKING PATRIOTS

baddie oompa loompa isn't real and can't hurt me

>>217598854
Not as sexy as you Brian

>>217598428
Rich person dog food

>>217598885
Mine gets up to 150 when I'm on the stairmaster

>>217598842
Dis nigga thinks he's too good for dog food. Eating some high class crackers and cold cuts meant for human consumption like he's the fucking king sumshit

>>217597961
Yeah I have some chicken broth in the fridge

>>217598885
Everything is going to be ok

>>217598872
Well, it can't be from you, shrimp-dick

>>217598887
>living in Buffalo
Grim

>>217598854
Kill yourself

why has such a large number of /cum/mers eaten dog food

>>217598885
Good god man did you just run laps around your house or something

>>217598998
does cat food count

>>217598998
Great minds think alike

>>217598989
worse, I live in Rochester

my resting heart rate stays in the low to mid 50s

>>217598975
I'm actually bigger than that but the joke would not have made sense. That's why I didn't say "from me"

Cat food is just patè but the French won't tell you that .

>>217598998
unbeatable price to protein ratio

>>217598713
We're breaking records for snowfall in November and December in Vermont

>>217599045
based

Need Josh Allen to throw an interception here

>>217598998
If it's good enough for man's best friend it's good enough for man's

>>217599070
>Vermont
God I wish I lived in New England so fucking bad. I loathe Brownifornia

Threadcuck will post the new shortly

Did the needful and watched Home Alone.

hello

Virtue signal all you want about dog food it's not any grosser than a hot dog which is just random meat scraps

>>217598998
Taco Bell is on the same grade as dog food

>>217599170
Hello. Have you been watching any movies

>>217599145
Shart Alone sucks it's the most overrated Christmas movie ever

>>217599181
hotdogs are dog food too
I eat locally produced brats

>>217599186
no

idk any good christmas movies ill probably just watch fargo

>>217599181
I hotdog is a taco you fucking dumb ass

>>217599225

>>217599095
>getting blown out already
Grim

>>217599216
the hot dog was invented first you fucking faggot

>>217598998
I'm reminded of a time my buddy invited my wife and I out to a korean bbq place he really liked. We got a bunch of small plates of stuff to try, and one of them was this kinda ground beef with liver or something mixed in, can't recall exactly. Whe I tried it he asked me if I liked it, I guess he wasn't a fan. I said "ya, actually it tastes just like dog food". The look of bewilderment was obvious, so I quickly clarified "no like, in a good way". And that's how my buddy learned that I used to eat dog food sometimes

>>217599179
Just like my kawaii necko nyan

>>217599191
I like it…it’s a very comfy movie.
I wish I were a rich kid in early 90s America living like Kevin.

I forgot the previous, sorry

My body was destroyed in a nuclear explosion.

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>>217598999
i'm scared that i will go to hell when i die

RIP to the Bondi Beach victims btw