dont know whther to put tofu in my curry or just straight chickpeas

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlWmHa5itYY

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so glad to see the back of them
got sick of seeing their weird, unnecessary smug faces everywhere
and no, that isn't to say i prefer brownoids. i wish they would leave too
i'm just stating the fact that i don't miss poles at all

eating spicy korean noodles

>>217592017
Iooks like something out of the shining
white people are so creepy lol

gopher

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sickening antisemitic attack edition

not a coincidence that Christmas is at the end of the year. Looking into this

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well said jez

>>217592091
you mean scenes from the shining remind you of 1920s hotels

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Welsh Wales votes plaid
English Wales votes reform
Shocker

>>217592123
>>217592105
Literally couldn't give two shits

They deserved it

>>217592110
Weird how we put the big celebration at the end of the year and then Jan-Apr is just grim nothing

always root for sunderland over newcastle because i feel sorry for them

>>217592127
cry more

>>217592137
some random people enjoying their sunday deserved to be shot dead?

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wings of cheadle

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are kate's an alchie

>>217592154
They aren't some random people, they're all part of it. Price of their ignorance.

Sunday roast status?

how long do you keep the jam or marmelade. ive just noticed the jar says use within 6 weeks but ive had the jar for about 6 months and its ok

>>217592172
grim little freak arent you

>>217592152
*starts gay raping you*

>alcoholism
doesn't exist

>>217592181
Hope they shoot you as well

I am incapable of being normal around women who I find sexually attractive.

>>217592182
reported to the 'lice

>>217592201
yeah?

>>217592193
drank so much beer this week and wish i had more right now

>>217592218
>massacre an entire population through forced starvation and genocide
>Oy vey look at our beach dwelling rich folk
>ids annudah shoah

fellow sub-5'11" manlets, how do you cope with getting heightmogged everywhere and even by a lot of zoomer girls? i don't think i'll ever get used to it

>>217592193
alcoholism is a habit alcohol dependence is real but only affects about 20% of those who quit

>>217592241
yeah i'm sure some rando australians are responsibly for horrific things halff the world away

>>217592202
Ktim

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break free

>>217592202
>who i find
whom* i find

>>217592259
Except they were all jews leftypol. Same tactics as always I see

got some korn on

>check news this morning
>12 killed
>check news again at 14:41
>11 killed

its a christmas miracle one of them has literally risen from the dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B8AyBhwasI
doing a watch

Despise how The Grinch in being normalised, especially in place of Scrooge. Fucking yank shite.

>>217592241
yep and i don't care about either
not the brownoids and not the jews

>>217592286
all jews on not responsible for things happening in palestine

>>217592312
They've programmed you well

>>217592329
think they left a few bugs in your programming

Jews will scream for immigration to Europe, but when they visit dear Israel, their attitude on immigration does a 180

>>217592259
well that seems to be the official israeli position
>Israeli Foreign Minister Gideon Saar said he was appalled by the shooting and that Australia's government must "come to its senses" after countless warnings.
also
>Saar
bradley

>>217592355
Must be why I can notice the patterns and you can't

>>217592315
Bruh

>>217592315
why are they filming that

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>>217592278
enough is enough

>>217592329
and who programmed you to have feelings for brownoids?
the only correct position is not to care about brownoids or kikeoids

>>217592315
she cute though i'd buy her a pair

bit of a stingy fart
presumably from the chilli peppers added to yesterdays pasta

look I know a lot of jewish people died, but think about the delicious chicken tikka masala

>>217592377
oh deer

>>217592357
whats with you cunts and posting the same generic pol posts everyones read 100 times like theyre shocking hot takes

>>217592377
deery me

what is the most you can appropriate spend for a christmas give for a colleague?

is £100 too much?

DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ

>>217592411
like £10

>>217592414
DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ

i want to get a £100 gift for a female coworker but then to not make it look sus i need to also get something expensive for the others basically

need this aussie cunt tossed out the thread. been here all fucking day

can't post that can you

>>217592391
Jews brought them to white countries
They don't care about about an insignificant amount of collateral damage

I won't forget you, buddy

>>217592420
hm

jewdolf the red nosed reindeer

>>217592430
have you ever spoken to her about anything non-work-related?

got sicario on iplayer

>>217592452
yeah all the time. zero chance of anything happening. but it would make feel good.

My experience with escorts over the past few months has been an eye opener.

I genuinely thought they'd all be quick to respond. They can't all be that fucking busy, christ. I doubt most of them can hold down a real job.

Then you get the ones who ignore a perfectly normal inquiry. Or don't read it until a week later.

Plus they all want ten million messages to confirm a booking before you show up. Is this just because most guys who use them are useless and don't turn up?

we are fucking under attack

i cant think of anyone i would dream of spending £100 for a gift on

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Systematic, unbounded violence

Jews know they could run the entire world with just a few thousand of their number
Once whites are out of the way it will be even easier. You don't think sub-80 iq brown mutts can go toe-to-toe with big-brained Jews, do you?

stomachberg in bits i think i have cancer

Adolf the red nosed neindeer

Execute them all

>>217592481
you can fuck off now it's midday in our country don't need you to bump the thread anymore

>>217592454
good movie

seen it too many times though so I'm looking at another 10+ years before I can enjoy it again

>>217592481
>we
Que ?

>>217592485
there's good and bad to having someone you like

>>217592503
*starts dry humping you*

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haha america is mad

>>217592476
I would like to meet an escort who's not in demand. Maybe one who works from her own home and has fewer clients. Do you think this is possible?

is calling good things "sick" a zoomer or millennial thing?

>>217592490
and now we wait and see how many replies this polshit zinger gets

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It’s alright lads he’s got his curry no reason to complain

>>217592512
i like loads of people but christmas gifts are like £15-20 for close family and a fiver for anyone else
appreciate with inflation these numbers may need to be pumped up a bit but fucking £100
maybe for a wedding gift MAYBE not a chance for christmas
christmas gifts are like some socks or some nice chocolate or a bottle of wine or a book

>>217592518
*kicks you off back to the aussie desert with the roos*

>WFM prostitute
grim grim grim grim GRIM

>>217592504
just turned it off
cant be arsed

>>217592525
millenial zoomers say dank gen alpha says fire

>>217592519
backwards country

>wfh prostitute
now thats just lazy

>>217592560
what bit you get to?

>>217592525
gen x

I'd love there to be a friendly local brothel where only the locals go to and the prozzies make you a cup of tea

>>217592522
Yeah there are loads out there. It's just fucking hard getting a hold of them.

My advice is go on AW, and make a list of ones you like.

>>217592519
>who were on campus
I was also in the United States when 9/11 happened do I get any special recognition?

>>217592519
What are the chances of that?

>>217592547
don't you feel nice giving someone a gift they'd really appreciate? the feeling seems worth it especially if you have a lot of savings so it's not really going to break the bank

>>217592585
when theyre in the plane

only time i hired an escort i couldn't get it up because i was so nervous i got smashed before i went

ended up just eating her arse while i played with my balls

Would there be any advantage to a small group of men teaming up to find escorts? Maybe by way of discounts or even security in numbers so you're less likely to be scammed?

>wfh prostitute
yeah shes called the missus aha x

>>217592519
>>217592578
you're on a different road, racing towards peace and prosperity

The prostitute I lost my virginity to works from a flat. I didn't ask if she lives somewhere else but presumably not. Seems like her flat has two bedrooms, one of which is the bedroom she "works" in.

going to do the washing up if that's ok?

>>217592613
why wouldn't they appreciate a nice pair of socks?

UAV online

>>217592634
Just check her reviews on AW

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>>217592630
you eated a whole where'mst other niggas have cummed?

>>217592649
Don't forget to rinse the soap off

>>217592649
did mine earlier *smug face*

>>217592639
haha. good post

can i be bothered to par boil my potatoes before i fry them up?

If I went to an escort, I'd want to shag on a plastic sheet. Not on a bed that has loads of men's cum and sweat on it

bollocks dwarfing the sun

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na bro

>>217592622
"for now let's just keep an eye on the time"

I really have seen it too many times that film

>>217592660
maybe i'm trying to get them to like me more by giving them something expensive

going for some pussy this decade (I hate women though)
im going into my decade of adblock, sponsorblock saving myself some time because I am running out

>>217592729
dunno they sound like crap people if their opinion of you is based on the monetary value of a gift you buy them

>>217592708
nawww brough

Leftyrorke be like it was a false flag but they also deserved it because my precious starving inbreds o algo

>>217592728
haha yeah
*walks off and makes a mental note to never talk to you again*

The escort I saw last said my cum shot was massive and was glad we didn't do a facial
Big ego boost tbqh

>>217592765
LMAO mate that wasn't nice

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the latest from noah
https://www.youtube.com/@bignoknow/videos

>>217592779
post your cum

My mum took me to see Sicario in the cinema when it came out. I think that is the only time I have ever been to the cinema with my mum. She just randomly hit out that she wanted to go see this film.

i also ate some escort's arse once, had a few lines before and got super fucking nasty horny

saw a russian escort last night. was so good she fell in love with me and asked me to marry her

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Facts

>>217592800
she give you a cheeky blowie in there?

>>217592800
ever shagged her

>>217592801
>rimming an escort
just no

>>217592821
this is just uncouth

>>217592790
youre in the big leagues now mate the big boys
suck it up

>>217592818
>photographed at a 45° angle so the person taking it doesn't appear in the plastic film's reflection

we're dealing with a professional here

if you wouldnt contemplate rimming a prostitute then youre clearly not horny enough to be seeing said prostitute in the first place

Shagged an escort and she loved mt BBC so much she ended up paying me for the hour.

>>217592851
i did 69 with the last one i saw
could see her butthole
had a few wispy hairs around it

what is your female looksmatched doing right now?

>>217592876
mental creatures these

mental how fit rebecca ferguson is

>shitcastle
>woltesharter

>Mt BBC
The Gherkin mentioned

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fit hapa zoomer lass at toil had her hair up in twintails today

god forbid someone reads a book they carried there in a tote bag

>>217592885
haven't watched x factor in years

>>217592936
i could use my backpack as a tote but i normally just use it as a backpack

>>217592952
have to do that otherwise youre "performative"
got to go buy a backpack cant use tote bags

>>217592936
this nigga’s performative

>>217592933
did you make a snide comment about her dad being a hapless nerd with yellowfever?

>>217592933
it's sunday mate

>>217592933
it's sunday mate
no toil on sunday is there

reckon im on the cusp of not giving a shit about society anymore and going in to my mid life crisis

It is Sunday

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>>217592976
no but I do know for a fact it's her dad who's white rather than her mum as her dad drops her off in the car park in the morning

>>217592992
>>217592994
there is for me I'm afraid

I've turned off the TV to make my mum get up (she's left a lot of stuff out which she needs my help with tidying up) and she's just sitting in the silence. Wasting my fucking Sunday fuck

>>217593026
radar alart... radar alert...

>>217592933
I want to shag zoomer girls so fucking badly

>>217593069
paedophile

>>217592853
it's standard english. get over it.

just found myself behind the wheel of a large automobile

when did everybody just accept full grown men on the internet having little girl cartoon profile pictures

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are Piers

>>217592933
sexo

going to have a night off the booze for the first time in 2 years. going to have a big fuckoff chinese instead booooooosh

>>217592879
getting railed by a chad

>>217592879
the toilfu is nursing a hangover x

>>217593091
They will all be reeducated after the Revolution

a fit white zoomer girl with a fat arse... heaven on earth

>>217592933
>hapa zoomer
grimbo

its a new day?

>>217593121
FUCK

>>217593069
can't be having those thoughts mate those are the wrong thoughts

imagine living before the internet and you didn't get to see thousands of girls in their 20s naked

>>217593077
t. uses a botnet pedo website

Zoomers are all entering their 30s

+20 club points today
for people using my uma

rorke diving for a pen

>>217593174
what am i i was born in 1999

men in their 30s finna enter zoomers

>>217593191
gay lol

>>217593191
You are old

>>217593174
ktim next year

>>217593164
this makes life meaningless though
where is the motivation to get one in real life

>>217593164
when I was a young lad you could still find quality wank material quite easily in printed media
nothing hardcore of course just wholesome big titties and cute smiles

big fat tittied zoomer goth girl sex arse

>>217593229
yeah but now we have every imaginable fetish and hd videos of everything you can imagine

im 30 years old

washing up? done it lads

93.5% of the world is Christian, Muslim, Hindu or irreligious.

>>217593174
alright Johnny Cash

pale white slim waist thick arse zoomer bitches taking backshots from your 4 inch cock

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>>217593230
erm

20 years old me

>>217593217
im not old i can still go to nightclubs without looking odd and teaco still IDs me for booze

more of a gen alpha man myself

How much of your pubic hair should you shave?

I reckon clean shaven on the balls/shaft, and trimmed above penis.

Finna float

>>217593242
you can have too much of a good thing as they say. Easy access to extreme pornography is turning an entire generation into socially awkward shut-in gooners

getting lots of japanese shite on my reels
time for another japan trip next year me thinks x

>>217593259
phoar
>>217593262
phoar

>>217593259
Its 5 not 4 youve just reduced my penis size by 20% you swine

>>217593263
Change now while you still have time

27 year old zoomer still talking like he did a decade ago

nobody:
scientists: lol black people cant swim

>>217593278
looks like bloody Angular Merkin down there mine, needs cutting back

when zoomers get older they're gonna have a rough time with gen alphas lmao

>>217593264
You're definitely old unc
It's over

>>217593282
bit like a little trip over to lidl isn't?

>>217593318
everybody knows black people cannot swim leftymong

>>217593089
it's grammatically incorrect, plain and simple.
she's not speaking about something that happened in the past. she's speaking about a hypothetical situation and therefore should always be using 'were'.
it's frankly shocking that this is the level of journalistic writing at the bbc. in the united states, not even a volunteer writing for a neighbourhood newsletter read by ten people would ever make such a basic mistake.

>>217593299
i know
it's just everything i try to do turns to shit

>>217593342
dont care lol

>>217593342
you are genuinely autistic. normal people don't sit there repeating the same thing for hours.

>>217593349
Literally just get a job and save, it's that easy

>>217593337
its their thick bones!!!! or not!!

The current normgroid meta seems to be
TRAVEL TRAVEL TRAVEL JUST TRAVEL JUST FLY ANYWHERE EVERYWHERE TRAVEL TRAVEL
Walk down to the shops?
NO FLY TO GERMANY INSTEAD

>>217593314
Tone was not a wet blanket at all

grammarmong is heathermong btw

>>217593314
i'd put rishi next to Sir Keir

thoughts on becoming Hindu? (for non-indians that is)

why won't anyone have sex with me? D:<

>>217593263
*grooms you*

>>217593349
you'll get better at it

>>217593330
they already are. zoomers are getting bullied by everybody these days. the generation that fell through the gap. Too young to remember life before the internet, too old to be protected from the dangers of perma virgin terminal online behaviour. I've heard gen alphas mock zoomers as freaks

>>217593333
ok im old

back in my day we played cod zombies mobile on our ipod touches

boringlad still going about the whore who ghosted him is he
change the channel marge

>>217593373
read that in paulie's voice

>>217593342
FOY

>>217593360
cared enough to reply (until you got BTFO)

>>217593264
chill unc

>>217593335
well it is for me because im loaded you see

>>217593398
still dont care lol

>>217593372
Good post

>>217593378
sounds gay. if i was to become religious id become jewish because of the social perks

my £20 oculus 3 arrived today and i just realised i don't actually know what to do with it
can i play something like stalker normally but with a cool view?

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>cared enough to reply

rorkedolf the chud nosed gaydeer

>>217593387
fucking ktim ktim KTIMMM

my nice nature debuffer doesnt work (doesnt do anything)
needs potential lvl 5... go to "dazzle" front runners (shine the sun in a racing horse eyes when they are running)

>>217593426
So cute

I worked out earlier I can swim 4mph and I'm 1/4 black

>>217593417
what about foreskin

>>217593362
finishing uni this year, will get on grad schemes after that. if that doesn't work out i'll just do some apprenticeship or bar job
currently starting a vanguard isa

>>217593372
my dad was fucking mental with this when i was younger. he encouraged me to just go to the airport and get on a plane anywhere and just sleep on the beach bro and get a job at a pub its so easy

haha alri horsenonce lad

>>217593426
kill it eat it

>hey everyone remember THE SOPRANOS haha LE EPIC 2000s TV REFERENCE

>>217593461
chang

why aren't big cats (lions and tigers) a lot smarter than domesticated cats when they have much bigger brains? if anything, they seem more slow-witted than small cats

>>217593453
remigrate this lad back to africa

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Baty
leftypol

reading the anime horse schoolgirl biographies to find the junior year and senior year ones so that I dont jerk off to any juniors

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>>217593461
why

>>217593472
Cats are stupid animals

>>217593314
this would do numbers on reddit

remember when zoomers found out about that scene in the simpsons with the bar that was called sneed and feed formerly chucks, and they spent two years of their lives spamming it to death. What a pathetic, unfunny pack of wastrels

what's your looksmatch, the female version of you, doing right now?

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ahehehehehahahaha

good afternoon. i am the cackling jackal, back once more.

>>217593461
Sesame chicken, general Tso’s, crab rangoons and some lo mein please boss

>>217593507
she's with an 8/10

>>217593500
meanwhile you the comedy genius were cracking jokes left right and centre

>>217593517
ok

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>>217593428

>>217593426
>>217593494
caberge

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>>217593517

>>217593474
funny how she only has pictures of herself and her dog in her entire house, no friends, no family, no husband, no kids

>>217593520
BIG step down for a woman

there are no fundamental differences between people of different generations. it's all a d&c psyops.

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>>217593468
Got any blow?

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>>217593527
>>217593534
ahehehehehahahaha

yes. i'm off now though. bye!

anybody played pokemon legends za

>>217593507
probably modelling for some chinese brand

>>217593538
you dont think experiences in history define the people who went through it? a retard, are you?

Just heard Australia is completely shut down now

Nobody in or out, no internet even, complete lockdown

>>217593474
who's this
looks like my fit cousin

>>217593561
Played it for about 10 hours then just got bored and never went back to it

>>217593561
no mate. not a sad little child you see

rorke applying for a job at the overlook hotel

>>217593520
to that, most women would say, "but 8/10 men date 8/10 women, not 5/10 women"
how would you respond?

>>217593556
goodbye cackling jackal

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great quessy (question)

>>217593591
should have been mandalay bay, you fucked it

shut up diego

>>217593573
fuck all of significance has happened in the last 300 years, cunt

Anyone just see that fucking jackal run through the thread

formerly sneeds

the average looksmatch for a 29 year old 7/10 male like me has unironically had 20+ partners in 2025 and has been having sex regularly for over a decade

>>217593602
I'd wet myself and hide behind a bush until mumberg can pick me up and take me back to my gross little childhood bedroom

>>217593591
the what?

mad how there are muslims out there who like jews more than i do

>>217593645
are you really 7/10 though?

grammarmong well and truly sent packing with a flea in his ear

>>217593632
well thats just something a mentally ill person would say, or someone with nothing to really reply with because when you read it back it makes perfect sense. Grow up young man

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>fuck all of significance has happened in the last 300 years, cunt

oh my god is that someone having fun via a method i don't approve of
i am very mature

>>217593665
yeah
got rated 8/10 on /soc/ by a few girls once as well

>>217593645
Your looksmatch
https://x.com/holisticbaddie/status/1999540149374320683

>>217593645
delete this

>>217593645
grim-iddy doo-dah

>>217593665
10/10 me

pokemongs seething

>>217593696
um

>that makes no sense, anon. the 8+/10 men can't be having sex with all the women

women think like this

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>>217593696
get the socks dried

and the new?

>>217593749
Disgusting

>>217593685
nobody tell him

today I train daiwa scarlet (parent) in earnest, with some gems (like +5 runs)

funny how a 7/10 rating is the most common people give themselves as it's the most neutral and avoids hurt feelings

>>217593773
bit harsh, only drying some socks

I missed out on having sex while I was growing up and I will never mentally recover from this

>>217593807
way she goes

>>217593749
tiny thing
cant even fit a man sized towel on that

I will do... 7 runs with daiwa scarlet +using TP to do runs for however many that gets me today
+5 to my carrots count (daily). today we get the TTs carats

>>217593807
Better seethe about it here 24/7
Surely that'll help

Nintendo's always been the shagger's console of choice

>>217593807
ktim

town guard rorke saying "who goes there" to only certain townfolk

is uma borrowing club points reward up to 100 club points or 100 borrows