There's a strange serenity to Winter. Like things can only get better from here.

cmon the st mirren

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bizarre

>>217595959
i'm not "they"
i can't program but i can 3d model if it's back in 2017
haven't worked on my skills since then, you see. i'm an ideas guy,

Arima kinen +58.4K fans

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Wimpy Timmy getting bullied by Pang Pang on whatsapp LOL

>>217595997
just won a million pounds thanks lad

If a man shags a lot it's seen as a positive attribute
If a woman shags a lot it's seen as a negative attribute

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>>217596016

>>217596016
youre pencil-necked timmy in the pic

>>217595763
phwooooar

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Jews would never allow this situation to occur in Israel

love sausages me

>>217596072
i like veggie ones

Lessons in how to deal with women.

1. If you're a virgin, never, ever tell her you are.
2. Treat everything she says as a lie.
3. They are heartless manipulators. Everything they do is a test and a trick to bait you.
4. Never trust them, ever.
5. They cannot be trusted to maintain deadlines.
6. They will mock you behind your back.
7. Never do anything nice for them, there is literally no point. Do not offer them a seat on a train or hold doors open for them.
8. If they work in a shop or store or whatever, just be blunt to them.
9. Realise that they have no conception of honour.
10. Treat them with no respect.

>>217596068
Fuck off to /pol/ with your racist spam

Genuinely hate yanks, at least online anyway

>>217596041
really didn't need to be posted again did it

i've literally been posting here since 8am this morning with only a 5 minute break to get food from the newsagent

>>217596016
>tfw no crazy thirdie gf
I suffer

don't hate women but I do hate the fucked up depressing state of modern dating/hookup culture

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We on /brit/ say 'Try to'
We don't separate the thought

>>217596097
not racist though is it? it's a claim about views on immigration in the west versus israel.

have done everything i needed to do today. might take a sleeping pill and go to bed.

>>217596096
Fuck off to /r9k/ with your incel spam

>>217596120
when you gonna drop this mate?

>>217596048
corr these are the best
love sucking the chocolate layer off and eating the rice bits separately

>>217596134
proto gf looks exactly like this

>>217596134
surprisingly nice bumhole on this lad wouldn't mind sucking on it tbf

>>217596097
How many of your grandparents are iron-brained celts?

>>217596112
fascinating

>>217596131
this but replace sleeping pill with massive spliff

>>217596064
why aren't there any british children? this is a british show isn't it?

>>217596122
Israel is the west, eurovison, football and all that

he's fully reverted back to his old self-harm rituals
sad!

>>217596153
mhmmm xx

>>217596180
they're all british, rorke

>>217596153
Bet you love sucking don't you lad

Israel sends its brown immigrants to Europe and Europe takes them in like an obedient dog. Then the Jews in Europe say diversity is good.

>>217596096
no offence escortmong but i think you're the last person i'd take advice about women from

>>217596235
poltards are immigrants on int complaining about immigrants

>>217596184
absolutely vile

>>217596208
banter

*places a dildo-shaped present in the /brit/ secret santa box and runs off cackling*

>>217596208
Hahaha stupid white boy
Probably Irish diaspora as he's hanging around with blacks

>>217596184
very strange image

You carry the same blood as us, it seems.

>>217596220
south of the border
where the tuna fish play

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sue

>>217596208
he got seven years in jail for that lmao

doing way too many races but I see the race and horse brain activate

is the saying 'we all bleed red' supposed to sound stupid?

>>217596184
she looks very polish
you can tell because there are too many ugly tatoos

17:06 and pitch black

>>217596293
good?

sat in a rainy bus station in a small town in the middle of spain in the cold waiting for a little spanish fella to bring me my beer and sandwich

first snow of the year
already sick of winter if i'm being honest

>>217596292
weirdest faced bitch. weirdest mole placement. fakest western name for a gook

>>217596292
why are you italian

>>217596236
Why? Let's be real. That is their true nature.

The gas chambers were rebuilt in 1947 btw x

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mousenonce meltdown incoming

the worst emotion to feel is embarrassment. i'd rather the depressed, angry, in physical pain, but i cannot deal with embarrassment. and yet i keep embarrassing myself.

Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on the 15th of December?
>rapelad
>rorke/leftypol
>get them xxx
>big brad
>canslad
>nonceposting
>biomass
>poo smells
>mallardlad
>poo seal
>grinching
>Irish diaspora
>Sir Keir posting
>bradders (last years winner)
>new trainers/fake self-dox
>sinisterbradley
>Paper round in Chernobyl
>Autumnclue
>Kosher salt
>Gary's economics zesty ahh thumbnails
>Charlie Bighams
>Trades posting
>me when I...
>Black pussy CHANGED Rorke
>work clobber bee
>dual SIM paki
>omazeposting
Quite the list isn't it

>>217596360
>>me when I...
the is the only one that is actually funny

>>217596355
ah yes
mousey, the outspoken celtic supporter

>>217596096
Excellent advice
Also never marry them

>>217596355
based ayunga carrying

>>217596360
grow up mate

>>217596355
screaming taigs seething
isn't mousey from paisley though?

-1 turn pre-maiden again because I came in 2nd place in the first maiden hehe

>>217596285
Good reference

every foreign flag on here are pedos on the pedo botnet website

>>217596326
isthis nova scotia

Reckon theres a big correlation with liking Japanese women and being nonce

+940 fans to my fanscount (what the fuck)

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not our best showing, but we'll get liverpool next week lads

>>217596307
this is just us making our down-payment on it still being light at 9.30pm in the summer lad x

did the man kick the ball?

>>217596438
well they do tend to act like children in porn

That's the UC journal spammed with job applications I'll never respond to

>>217596424
no that's not true at all

>>217596424
I forgot the url, I thought it was dot net

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>>217596437

>>217596460
i heard if you put yourself down as self-employed when applying for UC you dont even need to fill in the journal or prove you're looking for work

>>217596438
What if I like the thick milf ones wearing nothing but an apron

>leltic

>>217596448
>team down on their luck
>journos on their case
>need a statement win to get their season properly up and running
dr tottenham will see you now. shan't be watching.

rorke found love in a hopeless place

Since I was young when I've been taken to rural/suburban areas I've started crying. There's something about them that makes me really hate them, they feel so boring and lonely, and whenever I'm there I get worried that I'm not going to be able to leave, or sad because I know they exist. Even now that I'm an adult I just start crying or panicking when I'm there.

I usually don't like nature in general. I sometimes fantasize on living on a planet wide city like holy terra/croissant/ravnica, or want all life on earth to be replaced with machines. Nature just seems so deadly and alien to me.

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Alright, which of you fucks keeps getting my city rangebanned? I know it’s one of you.

i remember when mousenonce was just known as scottishfreak

>>217596517
this guy's account was insane

>>217596523
he was also called currencyschizo

>>217596521
i get intermittently banned from uploading images but only on certain boards at certain times it is quite bizarre since my IP address doesn't change.

>>217596486
i am engaged now

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>>217596521
>>217596550

>>217596460
they did to me when i was on the dole, just endless links to indeed

>>217596457
proper kicked it he did and the other men took it very seriously

Didn't particularly enjoy spring or summer this year so don't know why I care that it's winter

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43:00 a christmas welcome at a british brothel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WlGZoAbBco

13th century blacksmith postman be like
>your mail, sir

Called mum a trilobite and now she's cancelled Christmas
Tree is coming down as I type this

>>217596523
this never happened

the poland user is a paedophile using the botnet site

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All my family and friends are earning at least 2x minimum wage on IT. They all have cars, gfs, are living by themselves, meanwhile I'm here earning only 0.15% of a minimum wage.

And for some weird reason I'm the only one who didnt have sex in my teenage years.

>>217596578
He clopping

almost half a century since John lenmon died

https://x.com/BBCNews/status/1997714922931912877

it's over for us goys

>>217596595
don't know what a trilobite is

>>217596568
All of these jobs I'm applying for I can't commute to.

They tell you that you need to be looking for work for 35+ hours a week, but there's fuck all work near my town

>>217596596
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/scottish%20freak/page/15/

might rape myself to death

horse?

>>217596621
um

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21st century restroom attendant be like
>you're male, sir

>>217596621
i can't see this because i don't have an account
>>217596621
>>217596621

>>217596620
I had a dream last night that there was a sticky for john lennon because he'd just died.... very strange dream because I don't care about john lennon, I think I've quite literally never been on /mu/, but most of all, he's been dead a long time already

>>217596293
Doubt it, why would he get 7 years for that in the UK. Guy wasn't knocked out, sat straight back up, nonces get less than 7 years in jail.
At least try and make a credible jail sentence before spouting off you fucking twat

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My incredibly mid Spanish sandwich has now arrived

Just sitting here now eating it listening to Louis Theroux podcast and chatting with you lads

>>217596621
Imageboard not linkboard

>>217596667
maybe because it was the 45th anniversary of his death on the 8th December and you saw something about it

ah, my crepes are done

>maybe because it was the 45th anniversary of his death on the 8th December and you saw something about it
BUT ADVERTISEMENTS DONT WORK

>>217596677
fancy sucking me off mate?

>>217596687
ktik

see in other bits of britain does lemon also mean dyke
what bit are you in where it doesn't mean that?

>>217596702
they were done when you bought them

rape rorke
and kill him

>>217596712
Lemon means lemon where im from

>>217596635
That wasn’t mousey
He was around on /g/ before he ever posted here
That’s far too early

>>217596517
Please stay there. Don’t ever leave. As a gay republican suburbanite I would really appreciate if y’all didn’t come to our safe havens. We like how every interstate off ramp has a Wendy’s an Apple bees a Cracker Barrel, a Walmart and a Holiday Inn. We like that all of the houses are similar but harmoniously matching, we like our guns, we love god and Jesus which is why suburbia is home to the nondenominational mega church, and rural areas are filled with small chapels. We like our 3 car garage and love to walk around the mall. Please don’t come here and ruin this for us. We’ve built paradise and it is a parking lot. Just enjoy the city and don’t vote in city policies in our rural and suburban counties

>>217596712
never heard lemon to mean that in my entire life

Didn't even feel like we had a Spring this year. Still felt miserable in May and only by June-July did it suddenly feel sunny

horse

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>>217596687

scranning some scran

>>217596777
no april showers either

>>217596750
>>217596731
i swear i'm not making this up it's a thing somewhere

a horse went into a bar and said why the long face? the barman said 'fucked it' disinterestedly and the horse was terribly embarrassed and left

>>217596743
>He was around on /g/ before he ever posted here
Mousey was?
Is he the guy that put his willy on his cat's head

>>217596687
ktim

watching a camgirl dance naked

>>217596850
she better get dressed it's cold xxx

deeply unfunny thread

when i was about 13 I used to talk dirty to girls on livejasmine

pissed off my arse

>>217596871
try telling a joke instead of being one

>>217596823
Don’t think so, he would haunt a specific general and ask beginner level questions and post the mice, and bump old threads saying shit like “last for walt disney” like he did here

deeply unfunny post

its against the rules to use the botnet

>>217596901
rorkeychops and leftypops unmasked

>>217596876
used to get so many pop ups to that site when i was watching porn

600 speed (50K fans, lele) daiwa end
its called we get a 1* wit we get a 1* wit

Got terrible drainage and struggling to hold down puke I simply CANT deal with this anymore I CANT I’m NOT GOING TO MAKE IT

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>>217596582
Would you go to this brothel I'm Sheffield? They give each customer a free mince pie at Christmas time

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state

>>217596919
grow up

>>217596919
don't listen to the haters i love you as you are

A Very Mousey Christmas

>>217596940
this isn't real. I'm tired of being roused by completely made up things.

today is my last day on 4chan tomorrow I quit for the foreseeable future

Everyone in my family is asleep except for me

vodka parent (sire) and grandparent (dam), this is THE Japanese racehorse in uma game!!
oguri cap in every gen of coure because this is og cap parent 2

how are our resident aussies doing?

>>217596974
just googled it, its 100% real leftymong

>>217597014
see you on Tues x

>>217597022
none of them are fat blokes in a dress except you

I don't really get what escorts do when they login to AdultWork. The "Hot List" function shows their login time. So the one I messaged at 13:00 today logged in at 16:10. Hasn't even read my message.

Another one I messaged at 11:00 on Friday. Logged in today, still hasn't read it.

You'd think they would try to stay on top of their messages since it's their business. Do they just login and log straight back out?

Honestly we need brothels like Germany and Holland over here.

>>217597040
Good evening mousey, what are you having for your tea tonight? Are you still putting pringles on your pizzas?

extremely low quality post

bins go out tonight

anon do we get our (retention/promotion) TTs carrots tomorrow as well? because I got some today for TTs but thie class ends tomororw

regret paying £20 for my oculus quest 3
waste of space and good for nothing

need a chubby hairy smelly incel neet sister who has sex with me

do creditors like it when you pay up early or would they rather you pay later so they get more interest out of you

breeding toby ! ! ! >.<

this place used to be funny. now its just spergs forcing unfunny gimmicks and spamming ummers and schizophrenia. thats no substitute for comedy lads

https://citysaunasheffield.co.uk/girls

Why does everything seem better in hindsight?

>>217597102
what did you expect? There's probably like 2 VR games actually worth playing and then the only other thing it's good for is the odd VR wank

need to lose 20 kg by christmas

im playing uma game

ex who reaches out to me every couple of years did so to brag about their new baby
however i had the perfect riposte of my own incoming child to stab into her mong bpd brain

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my gf

Israeli historians claim to have found text that the state of New South Wales was promised to them by someone or other sometime ago.

>>217597144
right yeah but you're on a botnet website that has child porn in it, whats your response to that?

>>217597134
i don't know to be honest i just thought it seemed cool
now i don't have any games to play or a good computer, and it makes my eyes feel funny.
maybe i can try playing atmospheric fpc games with it but there's a lot of logistics involved.
but of course, i only paid £20 for it.

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>>217597143

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>>217597121
corr northerners can't suffer

>>217597179
no i'm in poland, as i have been for 5 years and posted evidence (my id) here often. most recently last week.

Jew women have massive tits

what are you supposed to do if you find a friend's gf or wife extremely attractive? Just pretend you don't every time you see them for the rest of time?

My penis has lost 1.5" in length over the last 5-10 years
My penis can still get erect but is not as strong as it used to be
My penis softens when the missus tells me to "don't stop" or asks me to fuck her harder etc

What I think we have here lads is a combination of getting fat and also lacking confidence

ME OWN SON'S A FOOKIN INCEL I CAN'T BELIEVE IT HE'S REALLY RIGHT WING

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>>217597215
Chosen juans

>>217597144
bpd doesn't exist you flat-skulled slav

>>217597121
laughing at some of the reviews of the girls

>>217597225
if "My penis softens when the missus tells me to "don't stop" or asks me to fuck her harder etc" I would jsut wear earphones while fucking, do an American psycho too

>>217597213
you are a paedophile using the botnet website to circumvent a ban on here. the website has child porn on it, and you are very obviously a /brit/ poster as poles dont usually post on here.

thinking of leaving the gf because she's part jewish and only has b-cup tits

>>217597242
i didn't make the diagnosis someone else did + i'm not a slav

>>217597225
>going soft when a girl tells you to fuck her harder
I think you might be gay lad, sorry

>>217597262
ever shag her up the arse?

>>217597225
Kegels
NoFap
Zinc
Jelqing

I didn't know alcohol was kosher, but it turns out they're pretty good when it comes to taking shots

do you ever lick her B cup tits

>>217597261
write which proof you would accept (that is reasonable and doesn't infringe on personal privacy) and i will prove your lies wrong.

/brit/ extends its condolences to the Jewish community over the attack in Bondi Beach

>>217597282
What is kegels
My penis is (was) 8", why would I need to jelq

SSRIs
Edibles
Finasteride
Polyester

lush

made an arse of myself at the toil christmas dinner last Friday so need to match into toil and fling chocolates at literally everyone I see in the hopes that they forgive and forget

find you a man who gets his facts from instagram.com/facts

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nth for the baddiedem

>>217597225
How long you been with your gyal? Maybe you're bored of her

>>217597341
buy an ad

>>217597278
yes and no. jewish women don't really have arses or vaginas, they have a cloaca like a lizard

>>217596940
>France worships black people
Even the Nazi's knew that

toby

>>217597335
atheistmongs bouncing up and down on their chair at this celebrating our secular society led by le science and the facts

>>217597335
not a flattering picture of wifey there

>>217597121
can i have a non fat girl please

>>217596582
blud was 14 when he first got a 'massage' omds

>>217596606
Why don't you get an IT job then lad

listening to a recovering alcoholic give his account of experiencing DTs while drinking alone in my smelly evil incel lair

>>217597225
Definitely getting fat, could also be getting old. Exercise more, do kegels and cardio, lose a bit of weight
Probably the pressure from being told to go harder or faster is fucking you up too, so just ignore what she says and do what you want

>>217597363
doesnt look cooked mate
needs another hour i reckon

>>217597363
great job lad x

OH NOW REALLY, NILES!

modern men say shit like "im going to start doing exercise like [gayest shit youever ever heard]"

>>217597379
Agnostic here. A secular society is good. Being led by science and facts is good.

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are jane x

>>217597331
3 out of 4 for me

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>>217597261
oh and by the way

>>217597225
>My penis has lost 1.5" in length over the last 5-10 years
really
wouldnt have much of a knob left if that happened to me

>>217597444
The state we're in right now is agnostic, secular and led by science. Is it good? No. Its over. I accept your concession.

>>217597436
I AM WOUNDED!

>>217597261
heatherpedo melty

>>217597329
Kegels improve your erection

>>217597470
>Nationality
>GBR
Great British Resident
sorry mate you've been caught out

>>217597470
Impressive. Very nice.

nothing i can do to improve my erection as my penis fell off when i was a child

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back to the gym next week
going to start my running again
and weights
2026 im going to sort myself out once and for all

>>217596676
spacker can't reverse imagine search and get the name of the offender who was actually jailed for 7 years because of prior offences as well

slept a lot today, might keep it going

>>217597526
humbert

>>217597527
Good luck.

>best I can do when having sex is something slightly harder than a semi
>just sat at toil completing reports on my own and spontaneously hard as diamonds
sick of it

how to get south korean gf with nice boobies and pink nipples

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>>217597547
thanks mate

>>217597561
working at the cybercrime division?

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The Yehudim and Lejbowiczians fear the ashen faggot.

feeling depressed over everything being fake now

imagine being a mong who orders mcdonalds on justeat

bumming the socks off an ashen faggot

>>217597596
>practicing pagan
>gets married in a church

>>217597619
always tastes like shit when you order it

>>217597561
What time of day does it happen? Test peaks when you wake up, spikes at 1-2pm, and goes down from there
Avoid jerking off for days before having sex, avoid drinking regularly and heavily, smoking, yada yada
I was hypogonadic so I’m basically an expert on this

4chan is being blocked by ofcom tomorrow

Rorke's Drift

>>217597642
hope you STFU about it if they dont

>>217597619
i do don't see the problem

>>217597596
It’s spelled fagot, faggot is a contemporary misspelling

>>217597642
not sure where else to go if 4chan is gone, like yeah I can buy a VPN but it won't be long before that goes too and I'm left just playing with meself

you think having a small penis is bad? literally 50% of people are deformed freaks who were born without penises

>>217597694
this would make all the boomers at the old gits club laugh histerically

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why do they make them wear those little panties

what the fuck is she doing?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSQAHhJCISv/

>not here! thats what we want!
based

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>>217596659
make an account, best cat is waiting

corrrr resident evil 0 for £4 on steam

I will do kegels thank you for your help mates
How long until you see results?

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quick one tonight

me dads died at bondie

we take a little break from getting TP from carrots while I do a bit bad in runs
probably going to spend some time going through the inspirations career races/wins

>>217597728
for our viewing pleasure

>>217597728
minimized friction between the thighs.

>le mohammed baby name meme for 2014
how many times does this need to be debunked. Its if you include all 7 variations of the name mohammed/. The actual top baby name is Jack and has been for years

>>217597739
I liked it but other people hate it. Like Rebecca and Billy far more than the other RE characters. Never really got the hype for Leon and Jill.

>>217597770
so why don't men wear them you utter mong

>>217597701
>we need the people who manufacture arms being run by the people who hate us
what's their end game, lads?

always end up getting a UTI whenever i do kegels for some reason

Careful with kegels
They also make you spaff harder, used to spaff with only a bit of force but one day I shot like a 50cal sniper and put a hole in my wall

>>217597728
Quite prominent mons pubis on second girl

>>217597770
no, facbric rubbing together isnt going to change anything other than being a sensation for them

Mental how once Christmas is over it's just depression for 3 months straight

having my 2nd poo of the day

>>217597773
and how many variations of Jack are there in comparison?

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>>217597739
still need to get epic store hogwarts legacy for free me

>>217597773
>Its if you include all 7 variations of the name mohammed
those are transliterations, not versions
the name is arabic and people write it with latin letters in different ways
>muhammed
>mohammed
>muhammad
>mohammad
all the fucking same

imagine hiking up a woman's mons pubis as a very very tiny man

>>217597778
Cause of our fat fucking swingers you idiot

Jack is a gimp name
Why can't you have a hard one like Ross

my fucking bum smells like arse

>>217597778
Because men are more emotional and less logical and rational. They don't make the sacrifice.

bumhole is proper itchy
sick of it all

>>217597825
you cannot be this thick
*checks flag*
oh wait

>>217597862
I am thick
*starts twerking*

new

>>217597865

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>>217597865

i am evil

217597870
cringe

>>217597831
shut up cody moms totally gonna kick ur ass tonight when i tell her what you and braydon did at the mall last night shes gonna freak dude

>>217597884
haha yes