'ogs 'aying 'oker
urinated.
there are zoomers on here who have never seen a human vagina in real life before
dont look at my keyboard when typing yet i cant type in the dark for some reason. what's that all about then?
what a disaster this ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPJ0UvyCLr8
Find Shabana Mahmood very attractive
Heres some life advice for you zoomers
taking counterproofs that duality by slipknot is the great song ever releaed
>>217605349mentally ill are you?
>>217605332kek this is me
me? im a zillennial
>>217605345used to live right next to itit would go off 5 times a day, really fucking loud
any virgin man in
>>217605381I was born in 1992 but calling myself a zillenial just sounds like desperation
>>217605381i thought u were american
>>217605352doesn't say how they won and he did put a dollar value on it
anyone watching that doctor who spinoffthe fish girl could get it
gay porn wank is on
>>217605296how are they holding those cards? they don't have thumbs, this is ai slop
>>217605371Got severe mummy issues and a fetish for Asian birdsVery bad mix haha x
1996 zillennial who has never had sex without paying for it, me.Never had a gf or been on a date.It's over, lads, and zoomers have it worse
>>217605296'ogpilled, you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX5pLwHbllg
>>217605401Well you're definitely a milennialZilennial would be 95/96/97
the Bondi shooters were father and sonRorke's da snapped
What hobbies does /brit/ have? Mine is biking and ametuer photography
bought no presents yet and every time I browse for some inspiration I just end up buying shit for myself
>>217605428
>>217605407she can change sex at willare you bent
>>217605349wish I could fuck an ugly brown womanno cap
>>217605436beating my pecker
>>217605394have reached the point in my inceldom that I no longer even desire sex/gf. when I see a female I just think that she is likely a massive whore
>>217605436I like playing magic the gathering with my bros and filling my belly with diet soda
>>217605407o ye i forgot to watch it today. brb
>>217605436Masturbation and self-loathing
Just copped a Philips Oneblade to shave me scruffy pube beard offHope they’re decent
Millenials carry the world on their shoulders. We're supposed to carry like 30 years of pop culture. We go as far back as 1978 birth years, so we were teenagers when Terminator 2 came out but also 9/11 and the financial crash, Trump and Brexit.
>>217605423this but I also work a minimum wage job
>>217605436wanking, vidya, /brit/, watching tv slop, watching politicalslop, meeting mates for a drink once every month
>>217605475why do incels call them females instead of women
>>217605436I like to go for a walk in the countryside haha what am I like
>>217605436playing guitargoing on walksreading
>>217605436Honestly nothing
>>217605436playing video gamesgymrunningboulderingcrying myself to sleep
>>217605436I like to use reddit and get a few updoots every now and then
just deleted my porn folder, be gone ye devil!
>>217605529You a drinking man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKmuCBFPY3g
>>217605475Based
>>217605436wanking
>>217605436I collect old DVDs, not really a hobby
>>217605447...yh
>>217605515it's more scientific, I observe these creatures from a different place than you
hello lads!
Neil Sedaka doesn't look remotely Jewish or LebaneseLooks Irish if anything
Lost my game of thrones copy so ordered another will be giving that a fair read as I got bored of it and skimmed through last time since I had watched the series but now I’ve forgotten then I’ve got a book that gives a detailed outline of the English monarchy since 1066 coming and I’ll be reading that as well I suppose
>>217605576sending atheist prayers
Lessons in how to deal with women.1. If you're a virgin, never, ever tell her you are.2. Treat everything she says as a lie.3. They are heartless manipulators. Everything they do is a test and a trick to bait you.4. Never trust them, ever.5. They cannot be trusted to maintain deadlines.6. They will mock you behind your back.7. Never do anything nice for them, there is literally no point. Do not offer them a seat on a train or hold doors open for them.8. If they work in a shop or store or whatever, just be blunt to them.9. Realise that they have no conception of honour.10. Treat them with no respect.
We're without a doubt getting psy oped to believe in God and to quit porn and have children. But here's the riddle, /brit/. The riddle is this. Is it really a psy op if it's good for us?
>>217605576alri pal?
>>217605553already put not interested on youtube, shame i'm having to tell you as well
>>217605597fuck off escortmong you utter freak
>>217605561yh as far away as possible hahaha
love buying books and then not reading them
im not an incel i just think women are mentally damaged retarded children with really bad habits, they're rude and obnoxious and they're petty and selfish and self-absorbed and a lot of people just tolerate these things in workplaces and relationships and it probably comes from a place of bias and a subconscious evolutionary reaction to defend women like you would your mother
>>217605597can any sex havers confirm or deny this information for me?
>>217605576get bent you cunt
>>217605436Just fencing
>>217605431yep that's me feels weird
>>217605622grow up
>>217605576'ello Bruce
>>217605630You'll have a lot to do if the grid ever gets knocked out. While you starve to death and are preyed upon by ASPDs.
wish I could celebrate Christmas in the UK in some cozy provincial town called Cockers or Upper Buttpluggingham or somewhereI'd walk the foggy streets and enjoy the picturesque surroundings and greet the locals, make sure everywhere Id go would be vandalized with rubbish and graffiti, piss, shit, whatever, and of course blast Romanian music so loud that it would give my elderly neighbour Gertrude an heart attack, then steal her wallet and touch her old, but good looking tits, maybe go to a so-called "pub" in the evening and just start stabbing people lolsounds like a perfect Christmas imo
>>217605632>im not an incel (I shag women)>i just think women are childrenerm
>>217605436lifting, shitposting, youtube doomscrolling, wrenchingim a simple person
been drinking 3 litres of wine a day for the past year, me
>>217605686The difference is I don't believe women owe me sex or anything weird like that. I just think they're awful
weeping for the world we have losthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpTTrP-srRM
>>217605632>subconscious evolutionary reaction to defend women like you would your motherDo people actually do this lol?My mum is the only woman on the planet who I care about
what ethnicity is andrew ridgeley ???
love my hobby
I love women. Get along better with them than I do men desu. Women are based.
Got 3 free days coming up to just do as I please. It's like being a NEET for a little while except I'm not a pathetic worm and my parents are proud of me
Mihai is watching American Dad in heaven right now
>>217605720jew
watching that new series set in the doctor poo universemain character fucks a fish
>>217605734Bizarre simp
did you ever try to make your own booze when you were too young to buy it?
>>217605711Its the only theory that makes sense to me. Every workplace i've been is everybody has been very polite and professional, but then theres this sperg woman there who treats everybody like absolute shit and has some kind of protective forcefield of immunity around her. And the only thing I can think this is, is men having some kind of blindspot emotionally where we defend women at all costs
>>217605734ktim(kek this isn't me)
>>217605734Gay?
the penises taste very morish tonight
Black nerdy girls with glasses are so fucking cute man.
>>217605704See that’s what makes you racist
>>217605724thinking of making some edibles tomorrow
>>217605744
>>217605597>>217605633yeah this is more or less true also when it comes to relationships with them, you have to give them what they want all the timethe moment you don't she will check out of it, they don't really have a concept of accumulating good will the same way men do
>>217605771No. Instead I knew a guy with a fake ID and he got our booze
>>217605789Morish or Moorish?
>>217605704wish i was a wino. I got mini bottles of campo vieja rioja from tesco, havent drank wine in my life. is red wine good?
>>217605660same to you
I wasn’t around before when they released the news of the Muslim guy who tackled the Bondi shooter and saved a load of lives, was Rorke raging as much as I imagine? Lol
>>217605835red wine is peng but getting wine drunk is beyond grim
>>217605835mate you know you can just buy some and try it yeah?
I'm sorry lads but if you can't crack women I don't know what to say
>>21760584740 people were shot leftypol
>>217605792true!!
>>217605869my entire family has been torn apart with rampant alcholism and its killed a lot of family members over the years so im scared to tell the truth
Honestly I probs would
>>217605873>who is thisare you cold texting women pictures of hello kitty funkopops
>>217605873I've shagged plenty but I can't deny their nature lad
>>217605898yes I am and it works
Slop for this evening
>>217605918all the women that do the "I hate men schtick" are taking copious amounts of willy
toilsmen off to beddington
>>217605938
>>217605889This is their original Doctor Who design
are fred would sort these woke buggers out
>>217605950yeah but this one is fitterand fuckable although I do like the original
>>217605847sup spodie
>>217605724id do this but it's cringe as a 30+ year old to still be a potheadwould love and i mean LOVE to get high one last time and have sex or something for nostalgia's sake
>>217605938busy night for sir elton
don't want them here
>>217605970I'm 31 and smoke more weed than ever
just did some exercisenot good i'm so unhealthy haha
>>217605990um
ive got brain eating amoeba or something my ear is really fucking ITCHY ITS AMOEBAS ITS AMOEBAS ITS AMOEBAS
toilfu wants a christmas card off me but i'm not getting one
>>217605990sc
the sexy fish woman is martha's fit sister
slowpuke!
>>217606017Ever shagged her?
>>217605990LMAO!!
>>217606042she's lovely
>>217606021oh ffs it's a wogshould have known
>>217606003grim
>>217606043>Yesterday, he stabbed his 11yr old son to death in front of his 6yr old daughter.scremaing
>>217606101grow up and show some respect young man
>>217606101unc was geeking
>>217605889
Why not make Gibraltar a Crown Dependency, like the Channel Islands? Consider the following:-In Europe (worrying proximity to Africa but still, does it really matter anymore at this rate)-population comparable to existing Crown Dependencies (a small town)-would cause further annoyance to SpainI'm not seeing a downside here.
>>217606155err... fit enough tbf
https://youtu.be/L_0S5CHOPcc
Incredible living in an era where every phone captures 4K video but the only shit we ever get from shootings is still grainy 360p shit.
no good incel boards, /r9k/ full of females now
diego is he a quare?he looks like a quare and he sounds like a quare
>>217606191>females
>>217606184
>>217606155quite fit for a... you know
>>>/tv/216603329um
>>217606210This is the exact video I'm talking about.This bloke must have this in 4K but somehow this is the best anyone can get posted.
>>217606184instantly can tell if a video is going to end in a small animal or man getting violently killed by how shite the resolution is
>>217606107bet he was the life of the partyany incels know what the height threshold is for goblin maxxing
going to bedlet the schizo spastic freaks take over for the night. have fun spamming unfunny shit to yourself for the next 12 hours haha
>>217605990
>>217606238Sweet dreams nigga
>>217606239just scrommed all over ym keyboard ffs
>'Hero' who wrestled gun from Bondi shooter named as Ahmed al Ahmed
>>217605761no need for that, I'm only asking
>>217606272It's all ausleftypol's been talking about today.Umm achshually you can't say anything bad about the brown that shot 20 people because another brown was there to stop him shooting 25
I've become hyperaware of how much of this world isn't real.Borders are made up.Money is made up.Insurance is made up.Job titles are made up.Credit scores are made up.Office hours are made up.Dress codes are made up.Productivity metrics are made up.Deadlines that ruin sleep are made up.Rules about when life is supposed to "start" are made up.None of this existed before we agreed to believe in it together.And still, we let it decide our self worth, our fear, our timelines, our permission to rest or live or leave. What's real is your body reacting.What's real is grief, exhaustion, hunger, love, fear.What's real is the quiet voice that knows when something is wrong even if the system says it's fine.Most of this only has power because we keep handing itour nervous systems.And once you see that, you don't become careless.You become careful about what actually deserves to matter.
>>217606184presumably because violence is most likely to be filmed from a distance and phones can't actually zoom
>>217606272right that's rorke obliterated
hid that post in milliseconds
>>217606272neoliberalpol will be fuming this came out after spending all day telling everyone it was a jew
>>217606305Okay mate but "made up" things are still real so...
>>217605349I was literally thinking these exact words wtf
>>217606215bradders spotted >>>/tv/216609490
>>217605370I do indulge in that choon from time to time
>>217606305mental how low-average IQ people simply cannot understand abstractions
that cunts blogpost cant be realnothing on the planet could be that boring
>Guys guys guys one (1) mudslim decided not to do something absolutely abhorrent we should let one bajillion of them into our countries now!Deport them all.
>>217605436Someone asked me this at work in a friendly way and I just blue screened
>>217606333tripped that wee nigga up (because you got trips, thats the joke)
wanking to pictures of Sigourney Weaver (in 2025)
>>217606272That’s almost as good as Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed https://www.irishtimes.com/crime-law/courts/2024/05/03/man-jailed-for-predatory-attempted-rape-on-woman-in-toilets-in-dublin-city-bar/
hes doing karate
I’d drink an Emma Watson shit smoothie.
feeling suicidal
>>217606272leftypol caring more about this than 40 jews that were shot
don't want to toil on the morrow
mad how when i use my laptop and phone and theyre charging in bed i can feel all the electro magetics going in my freaking brainthose woke 5g bastards doing me in with their fuckign electo magetncis SHITEfuckign ISCK OF IT
>>217606404dont worry mate your feelings are made up
err
>>217606416
>>217606416crikey thats alright innit
just found out that a manager that used to work at my toil raped a 14 year old, but him and his wife are still together, he has kids with her as well.meanwhile I've never done anything near as bad and I have no friends, have never even kissed a girl in my 30 years on this earth. really wonder where it all went wrong for me
um
>>217606416Quite peng for a black tranny
>>217606427okay <3yay <3
>>217606416hate the fact I think her feet look good even though this is probably a man
>>217606428>>217606429>>217606451spit it out
>>217606450best get raping then
>>217606450Should message him for tips
>>217606476Clearly a woman
my favourite song of all time? I'm not going to say until some australians are here to appreciate my supporting of the australian music industry
>>217606184>>217606229Not everyone has the latest iPhone Pro or whatever. A lot of phones probably only capture grainy 1080p video
>>217606529iphones have been recording in 4k for 10 fucking years you complete retard
>>217606508Painters Of The Tempest
>>217606450having friends is never about being a good person it's about being entertaining to be around
>>217606529ok unc
>>217606184the people recording are far away mateyou don't pull out your phone 10 feet away from a mass shooter
my phone camera is dogshit quality, doesn't capture any bussy detail
Be honest /brit/, you know you’d eat her poop.
i have a samsung galaxy s9
Get some sleep toilers, early rise in the morning.
>>217606649Mate I know the taxes are shit but I have it easy. Roll up at like 10am, do fuck all, go home early to play Padel or footy.
>>217606555Right so you're too stupid to understand that, as I said, not everyone has the latest iPhone Pro or whatever. Were you dropped on the head as a child?
rorke theres a bussy on the phone for you
fish pussy changed rorke
Scran
>>217605332I did at a strip club on my 18th birthday 9 years ago. The roastoid 30 something stripper commented on how unethused I looked and I was like "heh nah I'm good." I've been a no sex b4 marriage kissless handholdless fat unloveable unfuckable chudcel since then. Yet despite these things I know in my heart that WAGMI.
What if one of our Kuiper belt probes like Voyager or New Horizons encounters some kind of perfectly spherical orb of unexplainable, likely alien origins.You ever consider that? No, of course not.
>>217606742i fucked a pussy with my cock for free when i was 18 at uni
>>217606305https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0RM9F0--L8
There's a janitor lurking here, posting amongst us, pretending to be part of the group but then secretly reporting posts he doesn't like...Basically 1984 in here when you think about it
>>217606789No it's not, it's 2025
mad how you literally get one life, just ONE, and i have to spend the whole of mine an ugly unloveable mental case. doesnt seem fair but i guess that was never expected
>>217606807KAHTEEM!
>>217606807ktim
>>217606779What's this mental cunt up to these days
i really like cookies in domino's pizza, get them and put them in the fridge for a bit and they're all soft on the inside. lovely stuffthank you for reading my blogps TRANS RIGHTS
Didn’t even know there were Jews in Australia.
youtube willyhttps://youtu.be/Kj7qtPhR9bg?t=114
>>217606807>an ugly unloveable mental caseI'm hideous, disfigured, psychotic, totally isolated, poor, in constant physical pain, depressed, anxious, in a constant state of panic and fear I will never know love or happiness, and that's my one chance of existence. It's just not fair at all is it?
>>217606807so make the most of it and stop wallowing in self-pity
cant sleepjust took an antimhistamine
>>217606807>>217606830>>217606831pscrtim
>>217606836big fan of pizza hut cookie dough me
>>217606841cockmogs me by far
here's Vinnie
>>217606841Quite a small one that
>>217606807oh grow up you pathetic freakwould you rather be some black bugger mining lithium 19 hours a day in umbungo land
remember forums where people would type "Discuss." at the end of the OP
>>217606855deary me
>>217606836>ps TRANS RIGHTSabout time someone said it
caught mum trying to take half a packet of paracetamol
>>217606841the so-called BWC
>>217606836for me it's Nestle toll house snickerdoodle dough
there's no such thing as a trans person
I am the king of rape
>>217606869looks cold to be fair
>finally drifting off to sleep>Super cozy and you know it's going to be a fantastic sleep>Feel tummy rumbling....
>>217606891this has been debunked
>>217606870>you're not ALLOWED to be upset! it could always be worse!what a peurile and meaningless platitude
The portable miniBWC
>>217606873it's alright you shouldn't eat carrots because they're manmade and don't exist in nature but hair transplants are ok
tryin to have a wank but the baby keeps farting herself awake and crying fucking go to sleep you little twat
>>217606923grow up youre fucking pathetic
post that webm leftypol hates, you know the one
>>217606891Then why are you obsessed with them?
>>217606866Catberg on a comfy one
>>217606776Sorry to hear that I will help you with my wizard powers to correct that
danelad on the bad mums wanktoil
well well wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQFJOqCDxdQ
If life were a video game, my sanity meter would be 0, my HP would be at 10%, and stamina would be severely in need of a buff.
>>217606956
might try to get on the therapy before i kill myselfhow do you find time to do it when toiling 40+ hours a week
>>217606936wonder how he hasnt gotten some serious heart disease yet
howling at the sad sacks of shit ITT
>>217607007theyre fucking patheticsick of hearing about their sob stories
>>217606950just wank through it I say
hate having to do stuff
>>217606998Why do kids have all these weird dances these daysBack in my day nobody did that shit
fat cunts be like noooo it's not about calories!then they get jabs/surgery etc that reduces their calorie intake and then they lose weight.......
Been fighting against diarrhoea all week and I think it's winning the war...
ktim
Homegrown tomatoes really just mog even the best store bought tins
If I was in a video game I'd be like that dying cunt in Dark Souls who's like "... suppose I'm gonna die here... say traveller... what score was Norf FC today?... he he he..."
>this has been debunked
roblox wank soon
>>217607071Seeking help for your mental health is always an option
finally got around to shaving my arsehole today, what did you guys do today?
Got Marlboro it's dogshit. any type, red or gold whatever. When I'm drinking I want Benson and hedges it's way better
>>217607086Plans for xmas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FlBsSPaAGEall my brothers jolly brother merry christmas
>>217607083:)
>>217607071that flag 6 months later
bam, tesco order booked
):
little cunthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w226PA2Bn-Q
>>217607079you're not ready to comprehend my mental health
Another failure of a day
>>217607125turn that frown upside down
>>217607093Hang out with my family who are coming home for Christmas. Go see the movie 'Saipan' starring Steve Coogan. You?
>>217607134not exactly a huge bag thats like 2 ouncesdisappointing
>>217607079>cutting your cock off is not mental illness but not wanting people to cut their cock off isyou've lost the plot leftypol
would love to suck your cock
>>217607220And yet you aren't allowed in women's changing roomsCheckmate
nigger
>lol get owned rorke... most of us actually dont want to chop our private parts off (we're still women though btw)
>>217606155imagine being named gugu
>>217607220you can lose access to the healthcare then
>>217607134pretty chill and just told them what he had on him though
>>217606238enjoy toil tomorrow x
>>217607052they do, but i don't think it's worth it. horrible monstrous overdemanding plants they are
feeling "less than"
NEW>>217607241>>217607241>>217607241
Listening to Sleep Token again
>>217607035people in your day danced all the time just not in the presence of unlovable incel freaks like you
>>217606710If you can't afford a 10 year old iPhone you need to be sent packing back to Lahore you actual shitjeet.
