kesha edition
Disgustingly egregiously ridiculously early
>wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddydid she know?
>>217610169>>217610175do be quiet
>>217610160Peng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MfShCixafs
mental how people only hated her because she was a slag and not because her music was terriblelisten to this shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR_qa3Ohwls
Many cultures speak about a great flood, they also say human life spans were much longer before the flood
leftypol's ma (formerly da)
Had a wank to Adele again
>>217610255That's why kikes promote shit like her, they make money convincing white girls to be sluts while degrading the quality of music.
>>217610255It was a different time
>>217610252>tfw no russian stalinist gf
>>217610271hello x
kesha is a hot babe like britney and i admire her courage
well?
>>217610309reading at bars is cute sometimes if you're a womanbut they should know that it's attention seeking and they will be approached by weird nerds who share their hobby for reading
cuz keep calling me in our family party but i was with my cousins drinking so i kept saying "not now"will taht make her like me more or less?
>>217610309there are femcels out there literally begging for a boyfriend
>>217610309>I am a 28 year old woman It's too late by that age for a woman. Women start ovulating at around 13-14 which doesn't mean 'wait 17 more years to have a baby'. Modern culture is what's gone mad, out of tune with nature on all levels.
You lick snizz
>>217610332cute hairstyle
>>217610332her pubes must be like a wire brush
>>217610324Cody jr growing in her womb
>>217610324>those teeth
mad how indians and somalis are turning normies into racists, you love to see it
trying this new recipe for dinner
>>217610309>a lot of men on there are there to just chatragebait
Do you feel responsible, brit?
>>217610420Yes and it feels amazing
eating my tea
Would rather die alone than meet up with a woman from a "dating app"
what kind of liquor should i get from the bottle-o lads?
>>217610420no i didn't do anything to them
>>217610420What flag is that
>>217610445Details of this meal?
how am i supposed to meet women outside of The Apps as a 26 yo man who works mostly remotely?my coworkers at my prev job were mostly indian anyway
>>217610447I'll die alone because I can't spend longer than a week with someone before falling out with them
>>217610458poo
>>217610420don't care about anything that happens in the middle east
Wish the black n tans would just come out and fight me like a man
>>217610471beef bourguignon
Just ripped a cantankerous fart in the presence of a girl I dislike and thats not my problem.
F to the meathead
>>217610509Misery is one of my favourite films
>>217610473bro you need to take a dance class bro
>>217610309she definitely a fat munter
>>217610538fat munters deserve love too
>>217610562cap
>>217610562Shave the pits and I’d dive in
I have a gun in minecraft
>>217610562Sexo
>>217610594ktim but in real life.
poowing
relapsing after a month and a half of sobriety, what am i like x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6jyq_RY8i8
rorke buying leftypol an african child sponsorship for christmasleftypol buying rorke a new pair of next jeans
>>217610680Leftypol buying his da a new bad dragon dildo
>>217610689Fuck off retard
>>217610689that's hardly an appropriate image to post on a family general like /brit/
>>217610562she would get all 6 inches
>the tulpa
catberg is my precious little mr. meow meow puss puss boy
>>217610743the raped
More irish More blacks More dogs
>>217610747hahafor me he's my chubba bubba
mhm yes British men
>>21761074367
>>217610749>>217610802
dangling my nutsack low
what happens if you suck on a golf ball
>>217610867what happened here >>217582713 bud?
>>217610675this hurt my fucking eyes just to see a bright tealfuck you
>>217610891aids
>>217610893for someone so observant you seem to be quite slow to pick up on what ive stated prior. you like baiting me with this stupid shit >>217610749 ???you tell me wtf happened, idiot
>>217610914you were lying then?
What's the link between gingernonce and 67 though
>>217610918believe he was raped by a 6-7 inch cock so it sets him off
>>217610917the raped
How did his dick taste?
pride before the fall
>>217610918someone posted the 6-7 meme and it set him off on a really weird melty
pooing some wee out my dick
brits will surround you in public and start chanting coday go hoam if they see you carrying around a large water bottle
10 hours till toil. considering calling in sick.
>>217610867>217610867>17610867>7610867>610867>10867>0867>867>67
might take a nice warm shower
>>217611024>67
>>217610509>homicideholy guacamole
>>217611052Archie was right. Never trust the mulinons. Rip meatball
>>217611052>$200 million should have hired a bodygaurd
>>21761105278, he was just a kid
We are coming
>>217611077it wasn't a black man you fucking chud
>>217611134me? already came
>>217611052somebody didn't like spinal tap 2
>>217611145>December 14grim grim grim
>>217611168Smooth forehead, that's all I'm saying you know what I'm saying
its kinda weird how furries are all based on small defenceless household pets that are easily molestable reallylike you don't see many wombat furries or wildebeest furriesjust dogs mostly
>>217611195Dunno why you had to make it about them being molestable Cuteness is probably the main factor
>>217611195strange post
One time I saw some furries driving their motorcycles and they had tails sticking out their back
>>217611195didn’t you lot have a shooting in sydney recently?
This world is bullshit. The Irish used to run this town.
>>217611235implication here is that furries are maladjusted freaks that fuck their pets and the furry stuff is just an extension and expression of thathope that clears it up for you x
ripping my nipples off
>>217611271fucking why
>>217610332the girls hair is cool af
I'm nothing but retarded sewer meat. Born to suffer and die. I make myself sick thinking about my own existence. I am shit. I am pain and misery. I drive everything away and destroy anything good. None of you can truly understand.
Circumcising myself with a tin opener
>>217611257https://youtu.be/5mGevNkqOls?t=587
shopkeeper made small talk with me about the bondi shooting earlier, little did he know i couldn't give less of a fuck if i tried
>>217611281Grow up
Foreskins are overrated
>>217611292*ahem*this was for >>217611271
>>217611295actually dont know why i care so little about it, think my brains fried from being on the internet all day
>>217611195some lad on here broke it down for me before when I thought it was all down to pokemon influencing millenialsapparently it goes back to the 70s
We at /brit/ say RIP to Rob Reiner and his wife, who have been stabbed to death
Might learn every language in the world
If Hitler's first name had been Kevin instead of Adolf, I wonder how that would've altered history...
>>217611340Wouldn't be many Kevin's around
>>217611340would have changed the lyrics to epic rap battles of history that much i can tell you
doing disgusting stinky little dance moves in my childhood bedroom bedroom
prime minister adolf rudd
I'm heir to the German throne
>>217611353what’s clive palmer up to these days
"people" that cant use a fork and knife properly should be sent to camps
>>217611364think hes playing for chelsea
>>217611364dunnohe just disappears until 2 months before every election
>>217611374i nevertlearnt how
>>217611374a lot of mongy shitei spend a couple of minutes cutting my food with my knife then stop using it, so i can just use my fork
just spunked on my tummy
cinnamon challenge
>>217611340he would have made doorknobs in poland very hot and the russians would have burned their hands and then he would have dropped tarantulas on them
>>217611413did this last night and just left it to dry in
10 year old girl died at bondi but she was sadly pretty ugly
>>217611418
Love how rice people chose to use 2 disconnected sticks to eat rice with, I love that
>>217611418we gon do something about you nigga
did you just say post thatyou posted that?
>>217611417ktim right nowgrotty little freak i am
>>217611427objectively matehttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-15/bondi-attack-victims-named-including-10yo-matilda-and-rabbis/106142362don't need to be a rock spider to recognise that
>>217611145How do you know his son isn't black? Bit presumptuous are you?
Getting boots and a pocket knife for crimbo
love imagining killing myself
>>217611406you really dont save that much time doing that and you can pace your eating better if you have to cut pieces one by onethere are some dishes ill make at home where ill just use a fork and cut it with the edge and be lazy, but in public with a nice meal? absolutely not
>>217611168Strong physiognomical implications
aussies okyanks not ok
>>217611281>lashes out at the endtheres nothing special about you the fact youve realized the universe is indifferent doesnt make you superior and it certainly doesnt change anything
>>217611457why would i care what the normgroid public thinks of how i operate metal objects to put food into my evil incel mouth
WELL RORKE?
>>217611418vile thing to say even if ironic
>>217611477RARE
>>217611052Another obnoxious lefty gone, good riddance. The Princess Bride was kino though.
>>217611477what i don't get is why can't we have nice immigrantsi'm sure there's a few excess filipinos that would be happy to come overwhy do we have to get 16 year old afghans who a) don't work, and b) rape childrendoesn't make sense
Do love England, I have to say it. At a distance. Never when I'm there, that's for sure.
>>217611497the nice ones go to the much better anglo countries
Finally heard that are Moni passed away this year. Sad news really.
lol
>>217611513grass is always greener etc.
>>217611489what difference does that make?
I reckon Emma Watson's fart stink.
refuse to believe that europe had been bullying southeast asia since the early 1600s but never really noticed australia until the late 1700s (some d*tchoid having a cursory glance doesn't count)
>>217611517could ask for a few burmese refugees next time there's something going on thereeven if they're not doctors and engineers at least they won't kill anyone
Catyank
might become a gay poo nigger
>>217611548are you their agent or something mateits not the january transfer window
get the bloody experts trusted rorke
cooking some food
Fart onFart on niggers faces
imagine how amazing europe could be if we just didn't bring in random africans and asians
found thishttps://www.chinabeigebook.com/
>>217611563em
>>217611567lel
Can we all agree 1950s USA was the peak of humanity?
beef stew with mashed taties for my dindins x
shut up ya fuckin dickssssss
>>217611580just not allowed is it
>>217611591no but 1990s definitely was
>>217611591Nah it cultivated a generation of insane people Victorian Britain is the peak of human civilisation
>>217611594That's bit of me that
>>2176116031990s britain was better than 1990s usa
>>217611607>>217611607yeah let's just pretend half the population didn't live in utter poverty
Wish i was kissing my love by the gasworks wall
Anything post WW2 was already the beginning of the end
>>217611591no almost everything bad about the current west is downstream from 1950s usa
clean young city
mumstein is a small business owner and signs her business emails in comic sans and i've repeatedly warned her about this but she refuses to listen to me because she's a boomer
>>217611628Yeah but despite worse conditions they actually achieved things
>>217611591>Brown v. Board of Education Supreme Court decision in 1954i might argue the 40s but yea close enough
>>217611603Didn't know the Arctic Monkeys existed in the 90s
>>217611639no it's the baby boomers
>>217611647>Brown v. Board of Education Supreme Court decision in 1954uwotm8
>>217611644How'd they get guns into Rooland anyways though
you know elves are reali've seen one
Nowadays it's Darktic Monkeys innit lids
>>217611647Need that set off in close proximity to my aching gonads.
>>217611659guns are actually quite common in the criminal underworld here, not as much as in america but still more than britain
what do you do in this situation?
We will be chopping down all trees
>>217611655blacks were being integrated. he suggested the 50s were the peak of humanity. are you thick?
>>217611678Rape her
>>217611678rape
>>217611674Cool, might move there and buy a few guns myself then
>>217611630that song wields great power when drunk
>>217611678those gags are so sexy
>>217611678bbq for the people of my community
That song 'Timber' makes absolutely no sense. It's a southern hoedown but they're describing lumberjacks in North Carolina.Didn't stop it from charting for like 4 years straight.
We are letting 89 thousand Somalis into the country this morning
i just realised will i am is long for william
>>217611651literally the generation born in the 1950s.
>>217611709Would prefer a nice pair of tights me
listening to christmas music wahey :D
>5amthreads already picking upit was fun while it lasted
We will be banning Christmas as well
>>217611603i grew up in the 90s and i only miss the demographics, lax culture and george bush's anticsthat's it
>>217611708While Starmer closes your 4chan feed. Tsk tsk
>>217611734based pick me whore
>>217611734Who do you think you're talking to
>nooooo you cant just use your hecking magic clown powers on me -ACK
>>217611732and i know he was president only in the 2000s but the early years are still connected to that era
Listening to are oliver
i'm a simple man, i see a woman with her bobs and vagene exposed, i wank
Fuck my black niggering life
raping a gay poo
2026 were moving differently
>>217611793We just be posting anything in dis bih
mm u naughty ting xx
doing a nigger wee
sacrificing a gay poo on the altar of diversity
>>217611759Stop posting this fascist wailing about being treated like an expandable commodity by an overbearing uncaring government in the middle of the woods.
>>217611827>friendsyeh alright
Don't hear from racismlad anymore do you
>>217611837I'd be his friend if he let's me shag his arse
I just randomly checked out /brit/ from 2014 on dec 14/15>people talking about muslim terrorists in australia>elton john>spamming song lyrics>tranniesflat fucking circlehttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/34632014/#34633128
>>2176118722014 was a fucking brilliant year.I'd murder a literal baby if it would be able to transport me back to 2014 and allow me to live it all again.
got the gay porn burgers on
crawling through the tubes of the rape machine
stiking gay porn stickers on my 95 year old granda's zimmer
>>217611882Let me know if you need your buns buttered xx
>>217611881it was about the same horrible shit for me as it always has been, I live in hell
>>217611889owled
>>217611881
Got to the game early today lads
>>217611924is that new douglas park
>>217611937I can see the Morrisons
>>217611924is it like 2am in the new york right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhaNZ-4HOJ0
>>217611924Florida weather God i haven't seen the sun in 4 fucking weeks burgie kill me absolutely grim here
you chaps make any unique xmas dishes that i can plagiarise?
>>217611956Crazy how New York is now governed by a literal communist Islamist mayor.And Yanks will still try to claim that they are better off than we are.
I'm so horny and gay/confused
horny horny horny hornysex sex sex sex
>>217611975why does he have jewish willy in his mouth then
>>217611962This but unironically.The 2010s was a factually, objectively better decade than the 2020s are.
>>217611975yeah imagine having a left wing muslim govern your biggest city ahah
>>217611924SOVL
>>217611979raped one
>>217611924Doug is the man >>217611964Go back to Mexico, plenty of sun
>>217611975>communist Islam wanker
>>217612014Yanks have dogshit ass personalities. Not funny. Not nice. Why are you even here
Menthol elves attacking me
https://youtu.be/ydUSm7BoMwk?si=EAdXUb6gAd46i3IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsQhOCkczHQ
>>217612032you are a yank -_-
just watched the last episode of welcome to derry
Not clicking your YouTube links
>>217611968christmas turkey
>>217612043Batty bizniss ygm we ah nuh fuck off
>>217612054He's a wog
time for bedcan i get a goodnight? x
>>217612054Yeah? I'm here trying to hide from the other yanks. You're all fat niggers homophobic but like tranny dicks . Piss off Braxton
>>217611968English breakfast don't forget the burnt tomatos
>>217612064And now, in English, please?
wowzers i definitely drank too much yesterday bracing for an utterly shite day of toil
love americans if i'm being honest
too much negativity for me, bye>>217612074night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh3TokLzzmwBest Coldplay song.
>>217612076ive just noticed you're being racist outside of /b/guards!
>>217612085We a nuh promota di batty bizniss inna di place we a kill dem inna di place ygm
>>217612076screach
>>217612100Plenty of content for you there isn't there. Bet you live there
>>217612104Who said anything about batty business? I'll smack you upside the head, son. I'll show you batty business when I crack your skull with a baseball bat.
asking grok to generate me images of emma raducanu naked
>>217612118Just practicing mi a english like a englishman like you a speak a di american man
That's that retard banished for 3 days hopefully
>>217612129meltie
>>217612129Really done him in then haven't you
>>217612129Which one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iizABbUiANg
>>217611956FloridaEarlier today
>>217612127never seen any pf them but i read misery
The New York.
>>217612163several must-watches on that list you must
>>217611924This retard really bought tickets to an empty stadium and still stayed in his shite 25$ ticket seat that is so peak
>>217612147>>217612076The teenager who belongs on reddit and has been making smug boring posts all week
>>217612186>>217612186>>217612186
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/34784994/#34787004umm
Like mate they're not going to go and check your ticket they can barely afford to keep the lights on lmaooo you absolute dunce
>>217612180Stadium filled up
>>217612192>mallFOY
>>217612198Yeah of course it did the moment your fat ass sat down lmfaoooo
>>217612210KEK
>>217612193???
