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>>217614342your voice is as cute as your face
>>217614776and you're ugly as sin
>>217614779I'm not Jason
>>217614764Give her a hug.>>217614776Why did you ghost me
a cheeseburger with onions, and fries
>>217614720those are 13 year olds btw
>>217614808skip the onions, add bacon and tomater and lettuce
>>217614818the age of consent in ohio is 16 years old and Jason is YOUNG
>>217614818bit sus you'd know that...
>>217614853jason is middle aged now
zamn
>>217614853there are 100% 18* year old girls with an older brother fetish who would fuck jason
>>217614720Sex with Americans.
1 refreshing hour of sleep award
>>217614880his younger sister offered her friends to him and he rejected them he is an incel purely by choice
>>217614801It was dinner time and i replied later
>>217614929you can't just "offer" your friends to your brother not how it works
i'm the most handsome poster in /cum/
>>217614991doubtful
>>217614991lum'sbra?
>>217614929is that what he told you
>>217614968reply again
>>217614929It kinda is. A group of girls can easily peer pressure one of the group into fucking the brother of another member while they all crowd around and watch.
>>217615007>>217614981He flat-out rejected being presented to her friends
Is this the Jason discussion general?
>>217615027That isn't rejecting them, that is being such an incel you are afraid to be put in a position where you're expected to interact with a woman.
A British pensioner with stage 3 cancer and severe asthma has been fined £250 for littering after spitting out a leaf which blew into his mouth.Roy Marsh, 86, was resting in a car park in Skegness, Lincolnshire, when he was hit with the fine.He had been on a stroll in South Parade car park when a stray leaf blew into his mouth. He spat it out, and then two men from the litter police approached him. They told him they witnessed him spitting onto the floor and fined him.He was issued with a fine of £250 – later reduced to £150 after an appeal – which he paid.vat a country!!
Gayson
>>217615022for >>217614981
>>217614998haven't seen any evidence to contradict my claim>>217615006no
>>217615019i will tomorrow if youre on
>>217615092do it now
>>217615027Link this conversation
>>217615130this guy is FAT
>>217615055British police are scum and are only around to brutalize and oppress Whites
>>217615043"It's not about being an incel it's about saving yourself for marriage" - SPIC fuentes
>>217614831but it already comes with tomate and lettuce, and you're at the wrong restaurant for bacon
Should I drink some coke and eat hot chips Evens yes Odds no
>>217615155if a burger place doesn't have bacon it's not a burger place simple as.
>>217615130italian bitch dressed up as an east asian woman?
need to order some golf tees to repair a door jamb
>>217615146hard to argue against this.which is something to remember here.always kill a traitor before an enemy - t.napoleon,wayne gretzky& jimbo
>>217615177no you don't any piece of wood will work
>>217615101fine
>>217615221why you being so obnoxious about it?
I feel like shit
debating if I should get high before lifting this morning word 2 afroman
>>217615221eww disgusting
>>217615252it gets flagged as spam if i try to send it normally
>>217615305put a space between the dots, dummyor use litterbox like a normal person
>>217614720good morning
>>217615269You have an addiction
/cum/ is senran kagura general
>>217615369did not ask nor do I care for your opinion, little guy
>>217615394First step in recovery is recognizing that you have a problem
>>217615418first step in not being a ho is minding your business + I would heem you irl
we have the same calvin klein underwear. i'm wearing them right now actually. I have a nicer body though
>>217615278rood
Potheads have no place in /cum/ this is a straight edge general
>>217615433have you considered not being a porn addict?
I'm not typing a link in manually. Just post your tummy directly or use catbox.
>>217615426You are angry because I'm making sense getting high every day is not cool or attractive
Not being in full control of your body is not something to be proud of
>>217615481for sure bro I'm just shaking with anger rn you're a pussy btw and I would slump you if I ever saw you
>>217615445im less of a porn addict than you i nearly got through nnn
I buy underwear at Costco
Operator, forget about this callThere's no one I really want to talk toThank you for your time, you've been so much more than kindYou can keep the dime
wtf is up with this zesty ahh thread
getting preached to by incels and literal faggots on a cantonese cartoon forum at 5am on a monday is really funny
>>217615500You are afraid of admitting that you are addicted to drugs that's why you are so defensive
I buy socks at costco
>>217615455yeah nobody wants a lazy ass "girl"friend who's just a dude
>>217615546Yet you come here everyday to blog about your gay life
>>217615558post body and I'll weigh your advice accordingly
What if I don't do it because I think it makes me look cool or attractive? What if I do it because it makes me feel good? What then?
>>217615563I buy socks at ross cause I like those adidas ones and they have them for $6 a dollar a pair that's a steal of a deal!
>>217615588Weed is making you horny for men
>>217615581sure now explain what one has to do with the other
>>217615595nobody cares if you think your costco underwear makes you feel good bro it's just man panties it's not that deep
RARRAWERTARTWERAWARARAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWRRHER
Weedtard is having a melty
>>217615605>faggot immediately resorts to obnoxious faggotrythis is why you freaks are losing btw
>>217615637typical addict behavior
Can't sleep, bros
>>217615545
>>217615647Nice projection fag but you are the one whos asking for pictures of my body
What are you guys arguing about this time
Piece of shit website
can i post pictures of my body too?
>>217615691Weedtard is having a melty because no one cares about his blog posts
>>217615680because I know you're an out of shape retard and that any health related opinions you have are underlined by being a monument to ugliness
>>217615597Thats kinda expensive you get a whole bunch of socks at Costco for like 20 something bucks
>>217615713You gymcel everyday but you still end up posting on this incel site it speaks volumes about your ugliness
>>217615686
This resonates with me a lot
>>217615757I'm here voluntarily, you're here because nobody likes you
Personally my upper body is in good shape but I've neglected my core and it's very flabby, I've recently started doing core workouts every other day though so i just need to lose that final 10 pounds and I'll be pretty good looking
>>217615760I look like that
>no tomboy neighbor to rapelife is so sad bros
>>217615798Disgusting post
You'd never catch me eating ass
>>217615769>I'm here voluntarilyKeep telling yourself that weedtard
>>217615817I totally would, but I wouldn't stick my dick in it
>>217615817
>>217615827Would you let a woman eat yours?
>>217615846No way, its hairy and I can never trust if there is poo still hiding there.
Been here for years and still don't know what sage means
>>217615867If you put it in the options field your post won't bump the thread.
>>217615877Oh
>>217615882So announcing it is a way of protesting a shit thread, also its against the rules. Also it's pronounced "sah-gay"
>>217615854What if she likes that
>>217615906Then I'd let her, but only in the shower or right after
Finna hop on the computer I ain't going back to the dream zone
>>217615948dreamland is nice, I had one about brushing my teeth
>>217615973My dreams about teeth only involve the rotting out of my head and me freaking out
I frequently have dreams where I have to go somewhere but I can't find my shoe or shoes
>>217615817i'd be eating some bitches ass for hours
my last dream, i was at my old work, and smoke was billowing out of the stockroom. i went for the fire alarm pull, but it wasn't there. then animals, lions and elephants, came in on fire and howling. i heard some woman scream, "the christmas parade is on fire!" i kept trying to show people the way out, but it was like the building had shifted into this circular colloseum of death. it ended when i was trying to explain where the parking lot was.
Cleaned out my download folder and organized everything.
>>217616241>the christmas parade is on fire!Kek
>>217616266it sounds funny, but man, it was spooky. i woke up in a sweat. it made me wonder, how is the brain able to conjure things you've never seen? the awful sounds those burning animals made... i don't understand how nightmares can form from outside anything you've experienced.
>>217616431You've seen animals and you've seen fire
Gf called me weird for toasting both sides of the grilled cheese bread slices. Are there really people who don't do that?
>>217616485Incredibly mundane story that was obviously posted as a humblebrag to remind us lowly incels that you get to cuddle and have sex with a woman
>>217616431because your brain is in charge of the dream, it can convince you of a realistic experience even if it's conjuring nonsense>>217616485single-side is valid too, if they like a soft interior
>>217616485>>217616765Single side makes no sense. I've never heard such barbarism. You butter and grill both sides so they are both crispy.
listening to bjork and exploring cities in google street view
>>217616510Damn bro sorry I shower and brush my teeth
fucking showering and brushing my teeth nigga i need to level up
i think i cracked momberg on the LQ (lego question)
>>217617067why is there a minifig of the same creature as you just built from the kit
>>217617178>creature
>>217615170many such cases for sone reason
See you soon, ameribros
>>217617461stay where you are urkel
>>217617470Wish you'd said that when you brought us over the waves the first time. Yet here we are
>>217617566no one brought your dusty ass over here urkel
Im lying in bed with a bottle of whiskey, I have to get up in an hour to go to work and I'm here aura farming
>>217617593Seen Black Panther, babe. Can't trick me.
>>217617722>East African crying about slaveryYou guys were slave mastersi
>>217617722slavery is over urkel you are free to stay in mother africa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM
>>217614720Why are Americans such bullies?
midwest miku isnt real and cant hurt me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY86s9LuqU4
>>217617067Im surprised they wouldn’t make brown megaphones for the little one
just saw midwest miku speed down the street in a white camaro looking mad as hell
>>217617821 the hell are you talking about
^fake lego enjoyer (he didnt even play with them as a kid
>^fake lego enjoyer (he didnt even play with them as a kid
what is the business model of this thingis it like steam but you go into a room and look at posters of games in person?
Lmfao.jpg
When I get really high on weed I start thinkin maybe I’m trans
>>217618480So you have weed psychosis?
momberg says im not allowed to date asians and if i ever bring some "gook bitch" home im out the door
>>217618545Dawrg I’m fuckin retarded
>>217618571lol my mom said the same thing but my dad has commented on how he likes asians black straight hair
What is it with Venezuelan names?
>>217618675dios mio
>>217618593why does momberg hate asians so much what did they ever do to her
>>217618695Ugly women are jealous of pretty women.
>>217618695white women naturally feel threatened by tight and docile asian queens
So what if I had homosexual experiences when I was a kid? I’M NOT FUCKING GAY, DUDE. I’M NOT A GIRL.
my brother touched my penis when i was a kid
guess im not shaving again
Literally every single one of America's problems could be solved by criminalizing poverty. Take every person with a lower than median income and drop them off in some uninhabited part of Africa to fend for themselves. They get off their asses and form a society? Cool. Best of luck.They all just laze around and get eaten by gorillas? Oh well not my problem. Just fucking imagine how instantly the country is improved just from that.
Musk just trooned away
>>217617461hope you're having a nice flight bossmansleep tight
>>217618957We'd get ourselves into debt with the logistics of that and our economy would probably collapse.
no one cares that i got touched in my no no spot when i was a kid? you guys are soulless swine
>>217619115It would actually improve the economy. Only three states contribute positively to federal funds, the rest are net drains.
English language on Asian luxury goods be like>Queen of English has often said that the majesty of tea is one that can be cherished by all!>Wuling Tea Taiwanese Tea
>>217619240Comparing subsidies and taxes yeah but we need their labor force and industries.
Kek
Considering all it takes is a caption to ruin your life/career, someone under 30 blatantly pointing their phone camera at you should legally treated exactly like the phone were a firearm allowing you to shoot them dead in self defense
Finished painting a test Italian fascist :D
>>217619924back
Goofball.
>>217619924He looks mean!
>>217619944Did you know vapes contain formaldehyde which is a chemical that's used in taxidermy?
>>217617760Umm dey wuz buckbroken by Arab slavers albeit
>>217619924Lookin good cory
Aigs for breaky
>>217620103those aren't vapes idiot
You guys are my best friends
COFE time is here
I am not taking my meds
>>217620103Can't be any worse than whats in cigarettes. Also the test that cited formaldehyde being in vapes was significantly flawed IRC.
the canadian boys are soo cute when they first wake up :3 they have messy hair and are groggy. cuties
Recriminalize weedMAiD penalty: bring it forth
>>217620748neck it faggot nobody loves you
>>217620778I love him
>>217620767based
>>217620778Based
>>217620778see >>217620802
I'm glad Rob Reiner is dead
>>217621058inshallah your dog will join him
>>217621058i had no idea who he was outside of that 1 south park episode
>>217621203You never watched Archie Bunker? Real lack of standards, your generation.
>>217621254shut up unc
starting to think i might be retarded is there any way to make being a retard financially viable
>>217621107zoomer girls unironically crave millennial men thobeit, they all have mindbroken daddy issues and want a substitute for the fatherless upbringing they experienced
>>217621335soyllennial cope
>>217621354zoomer seethe, your women belong to us
I must be one of the loneliest pieces of shit in the world
the choice that stumped /cum/ forever...
>>217621446im gay
>>21762144630 bodies because my little white dick wouldn't be able to satisfy her after she got with the best
>>21762144630 bodies, all black guys
>>217621478>>217621625this
Bad hours
>>217621446Let me get fucked by the 30 white guys
reading some horrendous posts this morning
why is everyone here gay or a cuckhold
>>217621791why are you a judgemental chud
>>217621791gay website straightfag
bf woke up gave me a kiss then turned around and went back to bed
faggot morning breath smells like shit and cum
>>217621791/cum/ seems to attract some of the dregs of american society for some reasonporn addicts, faggots, trannies, etc.
>>217621866Kill yourself
I am a successful normalfag at this point
>>217621946>Posting tranimeDoubt
wasnt there some study that proved cucks have higher iqs and make more money than normies
Ah, zehr gudI got the super easy captchas now. I tell ya those dot ones are a pain in the ass
>>217621961do you just believe every screenshot you see on 4chan
well i believe it arent cucks more likely to be nerdy white guys
>>217622002something tells me you lack critical thinking skills
im just saying the stupid jock who has an 80 iq from football concussions isnt whacking it to cuck porn
>>217622002unironically its right wing boomers
>>217622070you're a really obnoxious person and I wish you would stop posting here
hello
are you mad at me
Why are white people constantly trying to touch you while they're talking
yall are proto-indians youve been seething a lot lately cause your ally imran khan is going to jail
>>217622117hi
>>217622128Maybe they’re barely holding back the impulse to rape your zesty buck ass?
>>217622128this somewhat cute milf at my office touching my arm when i say something that makes her laugh is the only contact from the opposite sex i get and damn it i won't let you take it from me
Chelsea Clinton is a milf nowWhere does the time go
I’m fucking bipolar wowowowawaowiawow
>>217622236ugly horse face
>>217622236“You’re ugly!”-Sam Hyde
>>217622236Looks just like Hilldawg
>>217622236She's always looked old for her age
>>217622128Have you never interacted with a Latinx or Jeet?
my balls are delicate
So hungry but I already had a snack
>>217622323>LatinxNever met one>JeetThe ones at my job aren't always trying to shake your hand and put their hand on your back the way white people do
>>217622128You must look molestable
>>217621866why do you have to tell us tho?
*presses a big red button that changes my brain into chicken mcnuggets*
I'll never get my dream job because as a kid I was told the wrong way to get there and wasted too much time on shit that didn't matter
>>217622462>The ones at my job aren't always trying to shake your hand and put their hand on your backJeets always do exactly this to me at my job, but it's probably because I am a supervisor and they are trying to suck up.
>>217622323>Latinxyeah I like them>Jeetusually bad people
>>217622502by the time i was in 4th grade i knew i wasnt going to amount to anything
FIRST WARNING TROLL! I WILL SPANK ANY AND ALL LATINAS UNTIL THEY SQUART!
>>217622583based
Sometimes I fantasize about driving deep into the mountains until I run out of gas, then finding a beautiful spot to stand and shoot myself in the head. But I’ll never do that.
>>217622502What's the job?
>>217622608FIRST WARNING TROLL! YOU COULD JUST BRING EXTRA GAS IN EXCESS OF YOUR GAS TANK'S CAPACITY IN THE BACKSEAT, DRIVE DEEP INTO THE MOUNTAINS UNTIL YOU RUN OUT GAS, REFUEL AND PULL OFF TO THE SIDE, FIND A BEAUTIFUL SPOT TO STAND AND STAND THERE UNTIL YOUR LEGS GET TIRED, GET OUT THE FOLDING CHAIR YOU ALSO BROUGHT AND SIT THERE UNTIL IT'S NIGHT TIME OR YOU GET TRULY BORED, THEN DRIVE ALL THE WAY BACK, OR JUST TO THE CHEAPEST NEARBY MOTEL OR BED AND BREAKFAST YOU CAN FIND, AND THEN HEAD BACK IN THE MORNING, AND YOU COULD DO THIS OVER A TWO DAY WEEKEND INSTEAD OF WHATEVER IRRELEVANT SHIT YOU HAD PLANNED, AND IT WOULD PROBABLY BENEFIT YOU, AND YOU WILL DO IT THE NEXT WEEKEND YOU DO NOT HAVE SOMETHING SPECIFICALLY SCHEDULED AND CAN AFFORD TO BUY THE GAS AND GAS CANS AND MAYBE HOTEL ROOM, TOO. YOU WILL DO IT AT ONCE!
>>217622608that's how I'd kms if I ever did, wouldn't want momberg to find my body
>usually bad peopleand you're the arbiter of decency huh? you come here and talk about your bf all the time to rub it in my face and ur telling us who's good and bad. okay mister
Why is it BonDye beach and not Bondee Beach
>>217622633I wanted to design and machine firearms. I've always been fascinated by the science of them and ballistics. I do it a bit on my own, but I don't really have the machining skills to ever do it professionally. I went to school for mech eng because everyone told me I'd need a degree to do something like that. Turne out that's not really true at all, just maching skills and experience with them to get started
>>217622737Because hebrews and moslems "die" there
>dehydrated >random guy offers me a water bottle>say: "thanks homie">he replies "uhh yeah" in a wtf tonedayum
>>217622780You're white.
Absolute vantablack coal posts itt straight from Tartarus
I’m gonna kill myself and then at my funeral my naked body will be crucified up on stage and then a tiny bomb will explode my cock and balls off during the eulogy.
>>217621889same with their afternoon and evening breath
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Where is the pressure switch on a Robert Gordon infrared heating system ?
The chuds come out at night like chupacabras
>>217622778True that
what about Chupabrappas and it's just girls with giant asses who come out at night and fart outside your window
>>217614720I realized today that Detroit Become Human takes place in Detroit I thought it was just the guy's name
>you're not "old fat and crippled">you're long tan and handsome
Say something nice about the poster you last replied to.
>le hijab hitpiece #3463>The headscarf is meant to protect 'modesty'. Underage girls don't need to be modest, because they cannot be objects of lust
>>217623870i dont remember who i last replied to.
you ever think about plaque build up in your arteries? that shit crazy
>>217623996I don't think much and given the obesity rate neither do others. Even if you eat like a slob, you can clear the buildup just by eating healthy
We talmbout some bacha bazi type shii
>>217623996i really cant wait to die
>>217624052you cant "clear" plaque build up nigga, specially not just by eating, you can only stop it
>>217623996Mine are probably alright. I'm nearly vegetarian or pescetarian at least (I avoid pork and red meat most of the time) and walk or run often. Like half my plate is usually vegetables at dinner
drinking covfefe
How am I suppose to feel about the Bondi Beach incident
>>217623996i eat everything in big quantities and blow weed blinkers every day, i'm also an excessive cardio guy, but what I previously mentioned has led me mediocre results.
>>217622740I'm glad your dream job will never come to fruition. The world doesn't need more ways for criminal tribals to kill White people.
>>217624254How do you make it? I always make mochas.
>fatherberg creates and awards himself the self aggrandizing title of "father of music">ask him if he knows alvvays>he says no and starts playing popular queen and pink floyd songsexplain this behavior
>>217624323That's just a typical boomer, they think their ultra-mainstream top 40 hits are niche because 50 years ago their parents and grandparents didn't like that darned rock n' roll
Dentistry is /literally/ a scam kept in place by the tiny hat people, scientists have been able to regrow enamel for years but the FDA won't approve any treatments, not for health concerns they simply just refuse to allow them on principal, other things like silver diamine fluoride can outright stop cavity growth overnight with the only side effect being it stains your teeth yet if you ask a dentist about it they will throw a fit and tell you its a terrible idea despite years of research proving it to be 100% safe because you getting one silver treatment a year makes them zero profit compared to getting a root canal that just "happened to not work tee hee so now you have to repay for a secondary root canal and oh whoops that one failed too tee hee just happens you know now lets get that tooth pulled and now you need to pay for a bone graft and the inserts and the teeth"
>>217624363most perplexing time was when i played one of the most popular killers song and he called then 'typical british' trashhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE
>>217624323Classic rock fans swear they know everything about music
>>217624323Even after playing professionally I find those claims annoyingly pretentious to make
>>217624418>despite years of research proving it to be 100% safebased researcher Anon finding the truth and not just accepting what others have claimed
>80s style new york smooth jazz you'd hear on informercialscomfy overload
>>217624323Tell him to play something good like old Styx or Krokus
>>217624418You need to get laid
sup /cum/ my gay twink son has been probing me about my music taste lately. he listens to a lot of type o negative and weird electronic music so I've been trolling him by listening to queen and foreigner haha
>>217624533I sucked your mom's dick over the weekend faggot
>>217624452he's not a classic rock fan. more like a normie who knows top 10 billboard songs from each year.>>217624523styx is popular. he probably wont know about heatmiser
NEW>>217624562
>>217624426Truly boomer-coded. Boomers will also usually hate all the "new" albums that their classic rock bands put out too, even if the "new" album is already over 30 years old now.
shan't be using the coomer AI slop new. I thought we told you to kill yourself?
>>217624650get a real job fgt
based janitor
lol janny did not like the nu
>>217624906>>217624906>>217624906non porn new
corr just effervesed the brekkiebergwill be imminently elucidating the incoming schedule
kurac means dick in serbian
