highland edish
NIGGER
>>217615323First for Jeebus
>>217615338MODSSS
>>217615323good morning xx
the yank christian sperg retard and the militant atheist sperg retard are like a match made in retard heaven (lol)it's like an unstoppable mong meets and immovable imbecile
>never shagged and you live with your mum and you have a willyktimktimktim
back to normality this thread i hopepoo willy arse toil wank bum
>>217615299Paul was based though
>>217615354Forgot your trip
this country went down hill when they banned smoking in pubs
>>217615354ktim but willy fell off and the dog ate it
convince me vaginas are real i've never seen one
>>217615289All cuties you mean... Asian grills really love British culture.Don't let them visit London though, because that experience is going to give them ''Paris syndrome'' times 10.
So how were Dommy Wobinsons Christmas carols?
>>217615380Well many people believe vaginas exist and you can see them in books and videos that people have made
Virusberg has me by the throat, literally. At least I now have a super deep gravely voice but I'd rather not feel like I'm choking on my own saliva 24/7
starting to get age verification shit on social media platformswill just stop using the internet im not sending my ID
not been pub in ages
>>217615309having a chuckle reading some of these
>>217615409Because you're underage?
>>217615391>yeah that's mint i'll post it in the new as well so everyone can see it
>>217615424no because im not partaking in raped humiliation rituals
Green
>>217615401Those people are schizophrenic retards and I'm not going to read the books or watch the videos you have to convince me with words on a forum
8/10 for rorke
>>217615409Just send in a fake id what are they going to do? They're probably outsourcing verification to india or malaysia or wherever, they're not going to check any actual database
>>217615419going friday me
>>217615441thought you were going to stop posting here
do NOT misinterpret my kindness for weakness
everyday young life junesu
>>217615323Great photograph. Excellent composition, excellent use of focal lines in the hills that center on the castle. Lovely, vibrant use of color.
>>217615380Women have willies too if my japanese cartoons are to be believed
>>217615443
is ireland worth visitingcan't really imagine there being anything to do there that you couldn't do anywhere else in Britain
new week, new you
>>217615459Thought you were going to slit your wrists?
Any other zillennial incels who have never had a gf in
to wee or not to wee
Leftypol waiting for his presents to evolve down the chimney
>>217615487erm.. no
any wretched fucking slug of a man in?
how can i have a british accent and convince 78IQ browntards here that i sound very british, viral and fyp on tiktok, then make money?
>>217615457honestly just want some nice pub grub more than booze
>>217615490zillenian? That's a new one
It's the most 6-7 time of the year
>>217615353Christianity is true, thoughbeit.
That aussie just got btfo you guts might wanna go suck his dick to make him feel a bit better about himself
no one at the minesite knows i goon to futa overwatch porn
>>217615487is there a single genuine reason for you to even stay alive at this point? really think hard
>>217615490Yes mate 28 years young never had a gf
>>217615537Most christians are brown therefore it's bad. >>217615542Bruce rolling over 4 coworkers in the superheavy hauler while wanking to tracer's fat willy
another of my regular pornsites has fallenit's over
>>217615539>guts
>>217615557>>217615441
>>217615569not one i use has been banned yet
guy i know from the minesite goons to futa overwatch porn
winding up the cat until she gives me a few half arsed clawless slaps on the hand to tell me to fuck off
>>217615482Im in northern ireland and no it is not. There is nothing much to do here apart from drink. I have been to the republic many times and there is little there either. It is no surprise that every other person here leaves for england or scotland or australia as soon as they get a chance
>>217615574rorke wants every woman in existence to look like this
Mumberg hasn't seen catberg for a few days so I've got him shut inside until she gets back from her nightshiftHe is purring up a storm and being extra smoochy to try to get me to open the door for him so he can go back outside
>>217615573>another shite edit
>>217615582'
Rorke leaving cookies and milk out for santa Leftypol getting a stocking full of coal
>>217615590weird thing to lie about
>>217615574she fits in with the rocks i will say that
>>217615600
I wonder what Emma Watson's puckerhole smells like.
>>217615609thought this was lee evans
juno and dva would get it
>>217615611Kinda like this one
>>217615616like shit i reckon
>the diddled
>>217615487thing is you actually said you were going to stop posting here but he never said he was going to slit his wrists, you hallucinated that
>>217615621
>>217615590thought that may be the caseshall cross it off the list
>>217615630this one is so shit that it's actually funny
there was a Facebook post about a man who had two kids in my town and he killed himself. Had to hold back on commenting “selfish coward” because the sheep wouldn’t like that
>>217615604weird thing to accuse me of lying about
Airport scran
>>217615425It is what it is.
>>217615655brilliant mate you sure showed that dead man by thinking about a post and not making it
>>217615664most molested individual image ITT
We posting BraddarBs are we?
>>217615658he's probably a plastic paddy
is the aussie diego on a VPN? get the same bitter vibe emanating from his posts
>>217615684
this is my favourite brad
>>217615604naturally a yank would think they know what ireland is like more than somebody from northern ireland
>>217615594Why/
>>217615703Diego made it and fucked off.
i'll go to the gym tonight instead x
>>217615645Is wales worth visiting?
>my xmas bonus is over 2 months my monthly salarywtf ladsis this common or does toilberg love me? that doesn't even include my baseline December salary I love toilberg and toilberg loves me.
>>217615681You don’t think killing yourself when you have 2 young children to care for is a cowardly selfish act?
>>217615707autistic discord dweller who enjoys cartoon fart porn tier humour
>>217615703
Im an unbroken gael
>>217615568Non sequitur.
>>217615728don't get christmas bonus here but they love telling us how well the business is doing
>>217615728Not normal, noSuspect you might know it's not normal
>>217615606Well, stones are hard. But she is soft.
>>217615721instead of what?
scranned a couple poos
this brad never fails to get a chuckle out of me regardless of the context
>>217615682
>>217615756for me it's this one
>>217615751instead of going now
>>217615759um
>>217615730you don't understand how suicide works
I miss the cronem posting
>>217615755Were they Emma Watson's?
>>217615776not exactly rocket science is it? or are you some suicide expert, killed himself a hundred times
>>217615759
Peter griffin
>>217615804Blue boardKeep your goon material to yourself mate x
>>217615739your boss the type to give the company a pizza party? >>217615743not at all, 29 and it's my 2nd job ever and my first job treated me like a slave
>>217615780vpn on, babe
>>217615728Haven't received a single bonus, only one small raise in over 3 years. I'm thinking of moving but applying for jobs is hell
You're all on drugs
>>217615776Yeah I do. And i think if you put your own needs over the needs of your children who depend on you and kill your self then you are selfish and you are a coward and I would question if you actually loved your children in the first place.
the toil freaks do be toiling
>>217615844high on life me x
>>217615845wow yeah almost as if people who kill themselves aren't thinking rationally
>>217615851The curse of Adam
>>217615844I'm high on lifeAnd Serotonin
This guy is such a fag lol
>>217615792One of the risk factors of suicide is perceived burdensomeness - the belief that those around you would be better off with you gone, in the long term if not in the shortIt's a cognitive distortion. His thought process likely wasn't that he was doing it in spite of how it would fuck his kids up>>217615845No you don't. Just watch this you monghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzUXcBTQXKM&
>>217615842I'll give you job under my desk x
>>217615851
mental illness
>>217615875psc
>>217615865To be fair that Alex O'Connor is quite unlikeable
>>217615875Can someone tell me who this guy is
>One of the risk factors of suicide is perceived burdensomeness - the belief that those around you would be better off with you gone, in the long term if not in the short>It's a cognitive distortion. His thought process likely wasn't that he was doing it in spite of how it would fuck his kids upWho cares we're all just space dust on a spinning rock mannnn just a cosmic accident
>>217615865How do you actively hate someone? Like what as opposed to passively hating them? Do you turn on your hatred?
>>217615875
Asked some guy on the overground to turn his music down and he started going off about wearing masks and you can't have fun anymoreNeedn't have bothered Though to be fair he did turn the music down
>>217615875need these 2
>>217615904
a twisting ball of pain, yearning to forget, that is all that a man is
never once found bradders funny or enjoyablenever even watched the chasewe only watch the beeb at home, you seecronem posting on the other hand, now that's the thnking man's gimmique
>>217615902
>>217615871Will I have an end of the year bonus (in the form of cash)?
>>217615900urbanites tend towards psychopathyif they're brown the risk is even higher
>>217615915cheers boss
>>217615904.
traffic is being majorly gay
>>217615885FOY
>>217615941No
>>217615893Not going to answer each of those questions but yes obviously a difference between saying to hate someone and saying you actively hate them
>>217615942richard hammond
>>217615862So what? That’s no excuse. Oh I let my 5 year old smoke crack but you see it’s because I wasn’t thinking rationally.>>217615866>youre wrong! No I won’t explain why you’re wrong but you should watch this 2 hour YouTube videoFucking lol.Feeling like a burden doesn’t give you the right to abandon people who care about you. Millions of people feel hopeless or depressed everyday but they don’t off themselves and leave their children to pick up the pieces.
>>217615944why would you even post in this thread man?it's not your culture is it?
>>217615942shriek
>>217615950>the rightActually it does give you the right since it's your decision no one can stop you if you're sneaky about it
>>217615958I speak English, and I love British people, I've visited England 6 times and have a few close friends from there.
... breakfast time with Trevor wearing my new glasses and jumper watching Motor Pickers on DiscTurbo on my TV via puck in home ...
>>217615984trevors got a smart watch i cannot bloody believe it
yeah I eat food
>Best Cracker Jokes is an annual competition decided by the British public. This year's winner was written by Ben Smith from Chelmsford, who pithily summed up Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's fall from royal status. >"Why is Prince Andrew not writing any Christmas books? He hasn't got any titles!" >In second place is a joke about Oasis, whose long-awaited reunion tour last summer became a massive pop culture moment. >"Why don't Noel and Liam want to open their presents early on Christmas morning?" the joke asks. "They need a little time to wake up." Rorke will love these (might need them explained to him)
>>217615983are you a boston brahmin?
>>217615984Tim is thriving in his nappy phase
So this is Holden https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMFjVI_GbRg
>>217615968Being able to do something doesn’t make it right. Parenthood isn’t a free pass to abandon your kids. Choosing to sneak away, kill yourself and leave them to suffer is selfish, cowardly, and morally wrong
>>217615950My other reply in the same post is already a response. Suicidal people typically believe they are doing those around them a favour and that there is no hope of them ever getting better. As I said, it's a cognitive distortion. They aren't thinking straight because they are mentally ill. To be selfish implies they know it will hurt others but decide to do it anyway. You don't understand suicide and are unwilling to learn even from an accredited professor of neuroscience and biology so why would I bother trying to explain it to you further?
>>217616005why did you feel the need to show others this? have it saved on the devices did you? freak fucking cunt, literally kill youself if you think thats hot or interesting. its disgusting you gormless freak fuck off
>>217616035done him
>>217616040
>>217616046fucker
>>217616050scrmaing
wonder what the real brad would think of all this
>Choosing to sneak away, kill yourself and leave them to suffer is selfish, cowardly, and morally wrongWe're all just monkeys with opposable thumbs, a freak accident of nature, space dust on a rock brooooo why are you moralfagging?
>>217616008No I've never been to New England
>>217616050post your little blackened teeth all you want. you're the one who has to face yourself in the mirror you demonic freakazoid, would kill you irl
I am launching my new gimmick where we reply kudos to good posts that might otherwise go without replyto start:>>217616007kudos
>>217616076thats a alien
>>217616076they have massive penises or so I've heard
>>217616099hhhghgu
>>217615569Which one?
>>217616076just having a little nibble ent he?
>>217616098
>>217616089are you at least preppy and rich?
>>217615348https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNQ6_1GCVVA
>>217616007>"Why is Prince Andrew not writing any Christmas books? He hasn't got any titles!"not that good to be 1st is it
you reckon they...
i'm sure they could get AI to do my job. wonder why they haven't yet
smacking my own arse and twerking infront of a board of serious chinese nationals who cum into a vial and sell it to the highest bidder
>>217616134you should do it first
Just be a decent frickin' person dude.... dont kill yourself. That's morally wrong. Just because, ok?
was supping a lot of the liquid jew on saturday poos are still fully liquid got quite racist as a sidenote
>>217616035Selfishness does not require clear eyed malice. It means prioritising one’s own relief over the well beingof others. If a parent chooses an action that predictably devastates their children regardless of the internal story they tell themselves IT IS STILL selfish in outcome and effect Intent does not cancel impact
>>217616133he looks so polite
any sinister ministers in
>>217616007Why isn't Prince Andrew the undisputed champion?He hasn't got any titles!
>>217616129>preppyNo>richMaybe, depends on your definition. I think my family is upper middle class. My inheritance will be like 2 million dollars
>>217616143oh fuck off
>>217616096kudos
>>217616143grow up
Q. Why is Prince Andrew not writing any Christmas books?A. Because he's a paedophile.
So what experiences have you lads had with escorts? Do you find their communication is shit?idk if it's just the ones I pick or if they are all like this.
>>217616120Well... you know...
Why has Prince Andrew become a PS5?He hasn't got any titles!
Mad how Aussies and Kiwis are just English people from 200 years ago.
>>217616169blow your head smoove off
>>217616158kudos
>>217616081You sound like a faggot. Even monkeys protect their young
Why is Prince Andrew not writing any Christmas books?He's never written a book, that's not something he does
>>217616169They're mentally ill psychopaths taking advantage of lonely men.
>>217616178See that one's better
first expereince with a woman was my much okder step sister raping me, second expereince was my dad forcing a stripper onto me at 14 for a lap dance while him and his mates videos it and laughed at me
>>217616188what is the purpose of the background swirls
>>217616180that's why they're so wacky, all the dementia
>>217616197never had any experience with a woman me
>>217616197>first expereince with a woman was my much okder step sister raping mejealous
guys turn on this morning on ITV RUGHT NOW if you want to see something funny
>>217616194That's what I am beginning to think.The one I saw twice said she likes Sylvia Plath. Reckon that's a red flag?
>>217616197were they fit at least
>>217616197the raped
dick tingler me
I really hate escortmong
>>217616214I can't even suggest hiring an escort tbqh lad, they are deceitful
>>217616223yes but didn't have a concept of that at a young age
>>217616236he lives rent-free in your shut-in mindignore the cunt or else rope
>>217616191Monkeys arent smart like us, they are dumb and dont know about science, theyre like everybody was before 1950
the escortmong thing had some potential but he blew it by just making the character whingey and attention seekingwould have been far better to have delved into the 'treating an escort as if she's a potential romantic partner' thing with more positive creative energy
>>217616218You trying to date her or get off with a warm body?
>>217616145>It means prioritising one’s own relief over the well beingof others.This is a statement of intent. Any claim of a person's selfishness is a claim about a person's intent. You can be totally selfless and still do something that harms someone, and you can be selfish and do things that benefit others. It doesn't say anything about whether the action itself was moral or not. They believe the best thing they could do for others is to top themselves. They're just wrong because their brain is broken, not selfish.Just watch the video you SPACK
>>217616035Also you are just talking shit “suicidal people do it because they think they are doing their loved ones a favour” maybe in some cases, in many it’s because they are in pain and cannot bear to live in pain anymore. Which brings me back to them being selfish, it doesn’t matter how much pain you’re in if you have children who depend on you, you have to stick through it
>>217616248Well said>>217616169You're fired
>>217616244he doesn't live rent free in my mindhis rent his posting his drivel here 14 hours a day
why's 4chan so slow then
>>217616269kudos
If base instinct dictates morality why dont we legalize theft and rape
>>217615537Prove it then. Prove that God really exists. Prove that Jesus was the son of God.
another day, another allah
>>217616300that arab lad who shot up the beach yesterday was a regular on /k/
>>217616286why women think talking to a fake doctor is helpful?
>>217616286Surely all men are sink pissersWhy would you not do that
wash my arse in the sink at the pub, tf graham gonna do
minecraft villager
>>217616152not that rich, certainly wouldn't be upper middle class heredid you at least go to a good school?
>>217616260I wanted to have multiple sessions with her but she isn't offering me any times/dates for January despite saying she would let me know "in a few days" on Monday.If she is busy, fine, but my assumption is she ghosted, so it's removed any affection I had for her.
>>217616338phowlianf
>>217616344I went to public school so noMy university is pretty good though
ok so turns out 4chan wasn't slow at all I somehow changed it from 'last reply' to 'creation date' and basically I'm a stupid fucktarded freak that deserves to be ground up and served in a feedlot
might buy a dilde
>>217616267Yeah and I reject that buddy. I don’t believe that parents who kill themselves do it out of concern for their children. That’s a nice little story for people to tell themselves because it ignores the reality. Like I said before the motive is almost always to end their own pain because they cannot handle it any longer. AND SO ending THEIR OWN suffering takes priority over their own children
My inheritance will be negative as I will have to pay for the funeral and whatnot
Prove that Britain is a real place. Prove that Britain is a country in europe.
might fiddle my dilde
i spent my weekend posting herenot sure if i could do it during the weekday but i'm off for annual leave so maybe it's another one of those days where i drink and post all day
>>217616383scr
>>217616361respectmaybe your children can go to a good schoolbtw here public school means a good school like an old private school
might use a dilde on tilde
only inheritance i got was a predisposition towards alcholism, depression, anxiety and creativty
>>217616383mental mine is going to be around $10 million
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1765638395256372.mp4rorke showing us how it's done
yhe dilde
>>217616420mines $10,000,001
Why can't Prince Andrew play golf? He's got no Titleists!
>>217616442@grok explain this joke
>>217616323Mum caught me doing it and hit me multiple times
>>217616268https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3377972/Fucking hell. Perceived burdensomeness is a metric used to understand the difference between those that are 'suicidal' yet don't commit suicide and those that actually go on to off themselves. The difference is not just how selfish a person is, there are measurable correlates and cognitive distortions regarding your own place in the world and in relation to others are some of the strongest.>>217616376You're objectively wrong but you won't read or watch anything I link to you that would prove it because you're a lazy cunt.
>>217616434Tarquin
Honestly the in-demand escorts must be making £100k a year, easily. All cash in hand.Genuinely boggles the mind how easy women have it.
>>"Why is Prince Andrew not writing any Christmas books? He hasn't got any titles!"Except the joke itself calls him Prince, which is a title
>>217616420That’s like 200k GBP lmao
>>217616459You can sell your arse as well. Just need to leave your smelly bedroom and go to another bloke's smelly bedroom.
Sink pissing has never made sense to me. It's awkward. Shower pissing is much more natural.
>>217616470rest of the setup is a bit contrived as well
>>217616459More than that. The top whores who fly around the world charge 5 figures per meeting.
>>217616383what happens if you don't will the state not just sort it out
my grandparents have a 1.5 million pound house but it's going to my uncle and my dad's only getting around 200k cash and I'm getting nothing omds
Need to wash the beard with sandalwood and patchouli soapPat dry with a soft towel then apply fragrant beard oilThen comb through with a boar hair brush so that the oil is evenly appliedFinally apply a smidge of beard balm to hold the beard in place and comb through again
>>217616471no it's more like 5 million good boy points
>>217616428this go crazy hard
>>217616459they are morally bankrupt though
What do you call an alcoholic paki? Mohammered.
just begotnjrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrjjjjjjjjjjjj
>>217616454I looked at the article I’m not watching a 2 hour video mate. The article is about why people feel suicidal, none of this changes my original point being if you are a man with young children and choose to kill yourself then you ARE selfish and cowardly, do you seriously disagree with that?
>>217616520they don't drink alcohol
>>217616496Not sure, suppose there must be a way of the state footing the bill to dispose of dead homeless people with no family, or dead elderly incels with no one to care about them
can’t think of the last time i pissed in the toilet if a perfectly good sink was available
>>217616459that's fuck all for essentially selling your future off
>>217616529*hits you on the head with an oversized wooden mallet*
>>217616520what do you call the small village you grew up in that's now full of pakis? muhamlet
>>217616428young nate vibez
got bit by a bug
>>217616479There was a time they went mental with widgets, iGoogle
>>217616502What does it feel like having Monopoly money as your actual currency lmao
brb need to put an uppity Iceni bitch in her place
I've shagged a bunch of prozzies/strippers/OF girls and they're all complete headcases without exception
New>>217616556
>>217616553ui design was so fucking sovlfvl man fucking EVERYTHINGS shit now
didn't asked
>>217616553You doxed yourself gwyneth jones sheep shagging bastard
>>217616527One of the reasons is, like I said, the feeling that they are a burden to those around them. If you off yourself truly believing that what you are doing will be a benefit to those around you then you definitionally cannot be selfish. Selfishness is a measure of your own subjective consideration for others, not the good or bad outcome of your action in actuality. The road to hell is paved with good intentions and that.If you disagree with this you don't know what the word means
>>217616527>I’m not watching a 2 hour video mateaww go on!
>>217616507True.>>217616537Get real, some simp will marry her after she has taken 500 cocks.
