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jason is american though
Look at the American do the soyjak face in excitement for a moment he has been waiting his whole life. He can now unload an entire mag of his beloved AR-15 at the sight of a potential threat.>"This is like in the hecking Halloween Hollywood movies I used to watch as a kid!"He thinks to himself.
>>217617322I'd be thinking>this is just like in my favorite videogame Team Fortress 2 which taught me to be a psychopathic killer and hate other races of people!
>>217617291european jason is just a muslim
>>217617277The difference is the left serial killer guy doesn't exist in Europe.
>>217617411There are no people of other races in the team fortress 2 video game though
>>217617454Correct, because Demoman is, although hard to believe, an homo sapiens as well. Turns out Scottish people are homo sapiens, which is a discovery that still shocks scientists to this day.
Jason didn't seem to have any trouble killing Americans in the movies.And he became mostly immune to guns after becoming a supernatural killer in 4 or whichever the one where he revived was.A better example would be a non-supernatural slasher killer that actually gets killed by gun in a permanent manner.
>>217617454exactly because only white people respawn (demo is honorary aryan for working 3843483 jobs)
>>217617541Why would a Bull gay rian citizen watch FOUR (4) movies of American goyslop
>>217618057As a kid I pirated the whole Fryday 13th and Nightmare on Elmstreet series.Besides, what do you think we had on TV? It's all american movies, maybe not horror slop, but it was a all burger slop. I watched American Ninja 1 and 2 on TV, that was prime action slop.
>>217617411There is no such as other races. We are all one race, the human race.
>>217617541>Knowing american slop this muchlmao
>>2176172771. Guns will do nothing against Jason2. Most Americans are too poor to afford a pair of NODs let alone NVGs for their weekend LARP, seriously go look up how much those fucking things cost3. Machetes are banned in the Fourth Reich so Jason can't do anything
I just realized that the reason why I've watched Jason slop and others itt have not is because I'm an old fuck (30+) and old Jason movies have slipped into obscurity.
>>217617504Forgot about this thread but the joke you made is funnier than what I had planned haha
>>217617541>>217618733>>217618860My name is Jason irl and seeing it written out on this website is a little jarring, like I'm being doxxed
>>217620017Hi Jason
>>217617277>Let's arm everyone so Jason will have an AR-15 instead of a machete
>>217620017how do you pronaunce it in german? yeyson?
>>217620017>named João>people will call me João because it's a generic Brazilian name
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>>217617541No matter how hard you run, in the woods in the dark, Jason just walks and gets them every time/.
>>217617541>in 4 or whichever the one where he revived was.6
>>217621324Could have posted pic related as the Canadian Chinese Jason who's now free by the way.
>europeandies>american>shoots someone, then dies, probably while sharting
>>217620811Like a germanized version of the Greek pronunciation. Something like "yahzon" (instead of yahsson or djäyssen)
>>217617277jason movies are in america THOUGH and he murders americans not europeans
>>217617277the American looks like the typical idiot that dies in the movies trying to fight Jasonthe European looks like the smart guy who seems doomed at first but then finds the trick to send Jason back to hell again
>>217617277Meanwhile in reality
>>217625004funny how that works
>>217617277In America the killer would also have a gun
>>217625004in reality both are shitholes because you never know when or where you're going to get incel'd/jihad'd
>>217625004That just shows that Americans shoot more people than Europeans. Maybe if Europeans shot more people they wouldn't get attacked by Jason Voorhees so often.
>>217625974and they'd be fat
>>217617277fixed your kuso AIslop thread also even the AI know the avg amerimutts are nu-male that lack any trace of testosterone
>>217626939what is this obsession with shooting eachothers, civiliansis this the true anglo blood in americans? always attack ppl who cant fight back?
>>217627211The gun is the ultimate symbol of American freedom
>>217627211What obsession? Guns make killing easier, if you gave random people guns you'll see a higher mortality rate anywhere. The US is pretty low considering many people are armed and don't live in highly regulated cities, if you look at the chart almost all of the violence is in the south where the majority of the black population is. Note that the darkest portion of the map is Louisiana and Georgia, you can look up the demographics of those states yourself.
>>217627544Niggers running rampant is a result of American statesmanship. You can’t govern.
>>217627868The US is about limited governance, if they can't govern themselves in those 2 states where they're like 70-80% of the population then they're conceptually unfit for the US and are a colonial relic. Despite this limited governance they would take that over their own governance when they were offered Liberia as their own ethnostate. The alternative is more hardcore socialism and centralized governance which no one wants especially not because of one minority demographic that's almost entirely contained to the southern states which refuse to adopt socialist policies. The federal government is far more weak than you think and those states have about as much relation to me as Italy does to you.
>>217617277We don't care what Europeans think any more. They've allowed their civilization to be taken over by Jihadist invaders. Until they sort that out, we have zero respect for them. Trying to argue with 90% of Europe is a waste of time. Their people are beyond demoralized. Intergenerational cucking has completely drained them of the will to stand up for anything virtuous, even the basic animal values of self-preservation. They are essentially told they must care for every foreigner, and many of them go along with it. Euros are educated in self-destructive nihilism from birth, and the fruit of this despondency is a complete spiritual collapse of the continent.The reality is, Europe is just becoming a satellite continent for Africa and the Middle East. There is no visible assimilation or even an attempt at it. Europeans are nothing but the dogs of Muslims. They have established themselves as the ruling class in Europe, they live there, but are not subject to European laws or values, while native Europeans exist to serve them and must placate their every whim.A Muslim can mass murder dozens of Europeans. And what is their instinct? Mourn for their dead brothers and sisters? Desire revenge? Make sure it doesn't happen again by getting them out? No. When an attack happens, Europeans don't shed tears for the dead. They shed tears thinking about the backlash against Muslims. They cry about how, "oh, this attack will cause the far right to be more popular!" Meanwhile they reassure themselves that we are all human while Muslims laugh at them for being weak spineless cucks and blatantly take advantage of them, proudly sucking Europe dry.It is like they want to go extinct. They hate themselves more than anything else in the world. A continent of useless, self hating pussies who somehow think they are also superior to the rest of the world because they care about "muh human rights" (lel)
>>217628437All of your major cities are infested with them. And you never solve it, that is curious.
>>217628720Over 80% of the country doesn't live in major cities. Towns and suburbs have a lot more autonomy in the US, why do people care about densely populated cities so much as if the ideal mode of living is being packed into an apartment.
>>217627038Trvth
Americans have a special kind of humiliation fetish:When they lose a war thry bpast about their badass army.When they lose a trade war they boast about their empire.When they are made to kneel for george floyd they boast about muh gunsWhen they have mandatory vaccines and masks they boast about their rebllious nature against tyrranySo bizzare.
>>217629478Now give examples of this and no Twitter rage bait doesn't count.
>>217617426Put some effort into it next time bud
>>217629900Literally Hegseth's entire fucking careerLiterally Trump since 2016Literally any literal who Trump has around him
>>217630202So Hegseth/Trump is the entirety of the US? Last I checked they were feds.
>>217630258Last I checked they represent a good 30% of the retards in this country and in some jurisdictions (the fucking South) a majority opinion
>>217629478Remember that time the ATF and FBI massacred that religious cult in Texas for being a bit too uppity, and destroyed the evidence implicating them for starting the massacre, and there isn't anything any American can do about it? Good times.
Imagine not having an AR15 nor NVGs...
>>217627544Cope desu. Tons of states are less black than France and all but one have far more violent crime
>>217625004counting or not counting gang violence
>>217620017Are you an american soldier? I didn't know Germans are named Jason.
>>217625004What the fuck is going on in Louisiana
>>217631844You just made that up
>>217631999massive black populationamerican whites commit homicide at a rate roughly in line with europeans, every shitty american stat and graph you see is due to demographics. you can very clearly observe where blacks live in the US based purely on this mapHaving spent time in Louisiana the state is among the worst, the situation has gotten so bad there that there is effectively unofficial segregation in most areas since whites cannot legally fight back and thus try their best to flee the South Africanized parts of their state.
>>217633133This isn't true. Pretty much every single serial killer is white, it's an entire race of genocidal maniacs.
>>217632586I did not. France is >7% black (probably not even counting refugees) and would be the second safest American state
>>217617277Swords and all kinds of melee weapons are legal here though. You could have manly sword fight instead of sissy bangbang
>>217617277>heehee my life is an epic Marvel movie that is going to start any moment now, and I am going to slay the baddy and everyone is going to clapsneed
>>217633133Makes sense. Grim though. Then again, Europe is having a taste of that extra melanin enrichment.>>217633170Shalom.
>>217617322That's a dream of every man
>>217620017This happens in my country.
>>217631007Give sauce.
>>217635103Funny thing is, Jason isn’t the baddy in either pic.
>>217620911he needs to be brown or chinsese
>>217625004this is just because we live in a shithole that fucks you over and has an intolerably shitty lifestyle with huge income inequality.notice how new england pegs roughly the same as the shitholes in europe? it's not a coincidence those are our best states to live in. they also have very high rates of gun ownership.
>>217640336>I got fucked over, so I killed my whole family and then myself>or my neighbor/co-worker>or that guy who cut me off on the road
>>217621384>Oh, if you see him comin'>Get away if you can!>Just keep on runnin'!>Run as fast as you can!>He's a dangerous, dangerous man!
>>217625004forget louisiana wtf is happening in the baltics?
>>217625004Numbers aren't real.
>>217640911They are tho
>>217640447Russian diaspora.
>>217633170serial killers need motives to kill me and are more trustworthy than impulsive crackheads that will act up for no apparent reason
>>217637349>sauce>for the Waco siegeI'd have thought you'd learn about it in schools
