homeberg simpson eidishion
Homer discovers Stella
That's it homerSmash the bitch up
didn't brits get 4chan region banned
not going to do any sad and weird posting this thread even though I'm sad and weird
wonder when the simpsons are gonna end
feeling really montenegrin lately
homer after watching his first football game next year
ankylosaurus bashing my bollocks in with its mace-like tail
ladshave you ever earned money on just savings in your bank and had to pay tax on it?HMRC are fucking me around telling me 2 opposite things depending on what caller I get.>I earned money via savings account in my bank last tax year>Last time I called I was told I need to pay any interest over a £1k threshold (aligns with pic rel)>Now I've called and I don't need to pay anything because I don't need to pay anything via self assessment unless I've earned over £10k >Pic related vs "You need to register for Self Assessment if your income from savings and investments is over £10,000. Check if you need to send a tax return if you’re not sure."why can't they give me a straight fucking answerthe mind boggles
>>217618295so true
If White countries don't have men like Ahmed El Ahmed, then killers like Naveed Akram win
went to the shops today and saw a man with no hair on his head, who's making these freaks
>>217618330we need to swallow more spiders to catch the flies
>>217618293bluds looking ornamental
haven’t had my hotel deposit returned so i believe i did leave too much poo stainage
>>217618243Homer would never do that.
arabs are bro-tier
nello my name nis gomer dimpson
"yume wa miru hodo munashii mono darou"Sonna kanashii koto iu na yoOtona ni natte seichou shita hazu gaOkubyou ni natta ki ga shitan daDocchi ga tadashii to ka shinji tsudzuketa mono saeHonno isshun de mata fuan ni naru keredoAtomodori wa dekinai zero no gentenMirai ni sukoshi yume wo miruAnata ga ireba nanimo kowakunai yoToki ni mayottemo anata no yobu koe gaKibou e tsunagu michishirubeAkogare datte ippai mite kitaMabushikute chotto kuyashii kedoAno hito ni atte jibun ni nai mono bakari sagasu na yoAri no mama no bokura de jibun wo sukuidasouMe wo tsubuttemo matataku yume no zanzouFumidasenai nara kono te totteMada zetsubou ni azuke ya shinai karaAsayake ni nitakagayakeru kiseki woBokura kara mukae ni yukouAnata to ikiru hibi ga hoshi to natteFurisosoge, negai yoI WANT TO STARTAtomodori wa dekinai zero no gentenAnata to nando mo yume wo miruAnata ga ireba nanimo kowakunai yoKurayami no naka kagayaku hoshi ga utauItsu made mo mirai wo terashite atoria no you ni
ate four mince pies today because I'm a vile gluttonous freak that doesn't deserve the love of another human being
Jewish niggas rushing to get refunds on the hanakkuh presents they bought for those beach lot
>>217618366whats domestic violence like in india?
>>217618389I love you still x
>>217618394it's what they would have wanted, life goes on
>>217618411just when I thought it couldn't get any worse
>>217618394howling
>>217618406i think its when a husband or wife batters their wife or husband but they are indian, hope this helps
>>217618394not really funny at all mate
>>217618394Roaring
ya hoor ye!
>>217618377this doesnt sound very christmassy
listening to Beatles today
>>217618303I'm guessing you don't have a job and therefore don't know what the personal allowance is?
ローマ字やめてね
>>217618426lol let me know next time you're in camden x
Beginning to think I am the victim of a conspiracy of silence by prostitutes in my city.
解離性同一性障害longest jap word I know so far
humour simpson
>>217618445oh you're right hahabetter get elton john on
do you reckon homer and lisa ever
>>217618481taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
>>217618430the husband or the wife?
Welcome to my Christmas songI'd like to thank you for the yearSo I'm sendin' you this Christmas cardTo say, "It's nice to have you here"I'd like to sing about all the thingsYour eyes and mind can seeSo hop aboard the turntableOh, step into Christmas with me, yeahStep into Christmas, let's join togetherWe can watch the snow fall forever and everEat, drink and be merry, come along with meStep into Christmas, the admission's freeTake care in all you do next yearAnd keep smilin' through the daysIf we can help to entertain youOh, we will find the waysSo merry Christmas, one and allThere's no place I'd rather beThan askin' you if you'd obligeSteppin' into Christmas with meStep into Christmas, let's join togetherWe can watch the snow fall forever and everEat, drink and be merry, come along with meStep into Christmas, the admission's free, ohWelcome to my Christmas songI'd like to thank you for the yearSo I'm sendin' you this Christmas cardTo say, "It's nice to have you here"I'd like to sing about all the thingsYour eyes and mind can seeSo hop aboard the turntableOh, step into Christmas with me, yeahStep into Christmas, let's join togetherWe can watch the snow fall forever and everEat, drink and be merry, come along with meStep into Christmas, the admission's freeStep into Christmas, let's join togetherWe can watch the snow fall forever and everEat, drink and be merry, come along with meStep into Christmas, the admission's freeStep into Christmas, let's join togetherWe can watch the snow fall forever and everEat, drink and be merry, come along with meStep into Christmas, the admission's free, ohStep, step into ChristmasOh, forever and everYeah, come along with meOh, whoaStep, step into ChristmasOh, forever and everYeah, come along with meOh
>>217618467You've been blacklisted mate
can any gym niggas explain why im able to leg press 100kg but i cant squat 100kg?
>>217618509easy on the voodoo curses lad its christmas soon
>>217618436So long gay Marger
>>217618539use your fucking brain
>Bogus accountant who gave fake jobs to visa applicants jailedin case you were wondering, yes he is (brown)
I wish you merry Christmas! (Rock it! Rock it! Rock it!) I wish you merry Christmas! (Rock it! Rock it! Rock it!) You'll have a Chritmas of fire! (Night of fire) I wish you merry Christmas! You'll have a Chritmas of fire! (Night of fire) I wish you merry Christmas! You'll have a Chritmas of fire! (Christmas of fire) Welcome to my Christmas time, Welcome to the body on the ice. Come on baby, all the snow, Come on baby, feel it on your face. You won't get gold, you just gonna beat off, Rock it, (rock it) rock it, (rock it) rock it tonight! Oh baby, Sing my jingle, Sing it if you know it, Sing for me. Get ready for the Night of fire. Until the Christmas time, Until the days of your praise, Oh baby, feel the Night of fire. Here comes the holy night, If you been breaking the low, You'll have your presents. Night of fire. Until the Christmas time, Until the days of your praise, Oh baby, feel the Night of fire. Here comes the holy night, If you been breaking the low, You'll have a Christmas of fire. I wish you merry Christmas. Welcome to the holy night, Welcome to the night of Santa Clause. Come on lady, touch your life, Come on lady, touch it by your house. You won't get gold, you just gonna beat off, Rock it, (rock it) rock it, (rock it) rock it tonight! Oh baby, Sing my jingle, Sing it if you know it, Sing for me. Get ready for the Night of fire. Until the Christmas time, Until the days of your praise, Oh baby, feel the Night of fire. Here comes the holy night, If you been breaking the low, You'll have your presents. Night of fire. Until the Christmas time, Until the days of your praise, Oh baby, feel the Night of fire. Here comes the holy night, If you been breaking the low, You'll have a Christmas of fire. You won't get gold, you just gonna beat off, Rock it, (rock it) rock it, (rock it) rock it tonight! Oh baby, Sing my jingle, Sing it if you know it, Sing for me. Get ready for the
>>217618539leg press doesnt require balance or much core strength
>>217618528We'll see.My current plan with the blonde escort is to not message her again until she updates her availability for January on her profile. I will then message for a booking. If she ignores it or deletes it, then it really is over.
>>217618591so this is snorke
>>217618591erm do you have a licence from Unsplash+ to reproduce this image?
tired of living x
>>217618591Wonder if anyone's ever wanked those snouts off with an arse
>>217618436>>217618290>>217618243DOHmestic violence is not okay
>>217618466
>>217618503no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE9Y7YUkuTU
jingle balls jingle balls jingle bell cockjingle balls ring and jingle balls singnoshing and gnashing at jingle balls sacknow the jingle balls have begungiddy up jiggle tart pick up the shite
in bed farting on catberg
>>217618607amazing post
>>217618581leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>217618655stop that at once
>>217618394screeeaming
>>217618637ktim
fartberg
>>217618637nigga in the green shirt is retarded yeah maybe dont try to approach the superhuman warrior betaing on 3 blokes at once from behind
Wish I could just have a maccies plopped on my desk with zero effort required
>>217618637got bored half way through this video and turned it off, got an abridged version?
>>217618637me in the green
>>217618690walking to your front door is too much effort?
>>217618690this but a gf
Listen, doo da dooDo you want to know a secret, doo da dooDo you promise not to tell, ooooooa woooaaaooo
im here to chew rectum tissue and kick minges and im all out of hubba bubba
>" I can definitely make one of those days work. I will message you in a few days with some time options :) xx"She genuinely could not have phrased it in a more maddening fashion.
Hey, Mr. Churchill comes over hereTo say we're doing splendidlyBut it's very cold out here in the snowMarching to and from the enemyOh I say it's tough, I have had enoughCan you stop the cavalry?I have had to fight, almost every nightDown throughout these centuriesThat is when I say, oh yes yet againCan you stop the cavalry?Mary Bradley waits at homeIn the nuclear fall-out zoneWish I could be dancing nowIn the arms of the girl I loveWish I was at home for ChristmasBang! That's another bomb on another townWhile the Tsar and Jim have teaIf I get home, live to tell the taleI'll run for all presidenciesIf I get elected I'll stop, I will stop the cavalryWish I was at home for ChristmasWish I could be dancing nowIn the arms of the girl I loveMary Bradley waits at homeShe's has been waiting two years longWish I was at home for Christmas
Got a date this friday with a bird from appsMy strategy? Just pretended I wasn't autistic and retardedOf course she'll learn the truth come friday, but by then I'll have gained valuable experience for next time
>>217618731got bored looking at this image halfway through, got an abridged version?
he's online is he? great that's the next 10 hours of /brit/ then
>>217618735got bored reading this post halfway through, got an abridged version?
>>217618757just batter her and rape her in the pub toilets, she'll be introducing you to her parents in a week
>>217618761Bradley had a stroke
>>217618763who? escortmong? he's been here for hours now
poo bradley
>>217618761
theres rumors of a third coffestein
Sir Keir Starmer
>>217618783mate thats not on
>>217618757>Just pretended I wasn't autistic and retardedHow
>>217618783you're very brown
>>217618804screaming
>>217618797
>>217618772got bor-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Mental how Covid didn't really happen
im nice at ping pong
>>217618797scerm
Eh, eheu, eheu (x8)I was left to my own devicesMany days fell away with nothing to showAnd the walls kept tumbling down in the city that we loveGrey clouds roll over the hills bringing darkness from aboveBut if you close your eyesDoes it almost feel like nothing changed at all?And if you close your eyesDoes it almost feel like you've been here before?How am I gonna be an optimist about this?How am I gonna be an optimist about this?We were caught up and lost in all of our vicesIn your pose as the dust settled around usAnd the walls kept tumbling down in the city that we loveGrey clouds roll over the hills bringing darkness from aboveBut if you close your eyesDoes it almost feel like nothing changed at all?And if you close your eyesDoes it almost feel like you've been here before?How am I gonna be an optimist about this?How am I gonna be an optimist about this?Eheu, eheuEh, eheu, eheu (x3)Oh, where do we begin?The rubble or our sins?Oh, oh, where do we begin?The rubble or our sins?And the walls kept tumbling down in the city that we loveGrey clouds roll over the hills bringing darkness from aboveBut if you close your eyesDoes it almost feel like nothing changed at all?And if you close your eyesDoes it almost feel like you've been here before?How am I gonna be an optimist about this?How am I gonna be an optimist about this?If you close your eyesDoes it almost feel like nothing changed at all?Eh, eheu, eheu (x8)
>>217618804sianf
got bored of this thread half way through, got an abridged version?
>>217618841replice covid with holocaust and post it on your linkedin rorke see how that works out for you
Sir Poo Screamer
>Liverpool parade attacker screamed 'f****ing p****s' as he mowed down pedestrians 'in a rage', court hearspakis? or pikeys?
spanish be likeel holacaust
got a date from the apps next week, going to the pub, gonna spike her drink and walk down soho battering her with 15 minute intermissions of rape
murder everyone on planet earth
>>217618884prick
*scrolls quickly past that tome so I don't accidentally read a single word*
>>217618906
>>217618884Definitely pikeys given it's Liverpool
>>217618903the chase MMORPG disc! finally!
>>217618817watched a bunch of thomas shelby videos and then spoke to her like he would
I used to rule the worldSeas would rise when I gave the wordNow in the morning, I sleep aloneSweep the streets I used to ownI used to roll the diceFeel the fear in my enemy's eyesListen as the crowd would singNow the old king is dead, long live the kingOne minute, I held the keyNext the walls were closed on meAnd I discovered that my castles standUpon pillars of salt and pillars of sandI hear Jerusalem bells a-ringin'Roman Cavalry choirs are singin'Be my mirror, my sword and shieldMy missionaries in a foreign fieldFor some reason, I can't explainOnce you'd gone, there was never, never an honest wordAnd that was when I ruled the worldIt was a wicked and wild windBlew down the doors to let me inShattered windows and the sound of drumsPeople couldn't believe what I'd becomeRevolutionaries waitFor my head on a silver plateJust a puppet on a lonely stringAw, who would ever wanna be king?I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringin'Roman Cavalry choirs are singingBe my mirror, my sword and shieldMy missionaries in a foreign fieldFor some reason, I can't explainI know Saint Peter won't call my nameNever an honest wordBut that was when I ruled the worldOh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh (x5)I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringin'Roman Cavalry choirs are singin'Be my mirror, my sword and shieldMy missionaries in a foreign fieldFor some reason I can't explainI know Saint Peter won't call my nameNever an honest wordBut that was when I ruled the world
Mental how Dick Van Dyke is 100Imagine being TWENTY when WW2 ended
>>217618911probs
>>217618366
rorkblatt becoming a kapo at his ghetto and telling his fellow jude that the germans aren’t all bad
>>217618637why does the green guy keep trying to get in the elevator ahaha
>>217618948this reply would do the rounds on unfunnyAfrikaner.com
>>217618925this fits perfectly to the tune of coldplay's viva la vida
>>217618974haha funny that innit x
>>217618998probs music theory or somethinglike twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet
Look at the starsLook how they shine for youAnd everything you doYeah, they were all yellowI came alongI wrote a song for youAnd all the things you doAnd it was called, "Yellow"So then I took my turnOh, what a thing to have doneAnd it was all yellowYour skin, oh yeah, your skin, and bonesTurn into something beautifulAnd you know, you know I love you soYou know I love you soI swam acrossI jumped across for youOh, what a thing to do'Cause you were all yellowI drew a lineI drew a line for youOh, what a thing to doAnd it was all yellowAnd your skin, oh yeah, your skin, and bonesTurn into something beautifulAnd you know, for you, I'd bleed myself dryFor you, I'd bleed myself dryIt's trueLook how they shine for youLook how they shine for youLook how they shine for-Look how they shine for youLook how they shine for youLook how they shineLook at the starsLook how they shine for youAnd all the things that you do
>>217618981banal video of a seemingly mother daughter duo laughing at being on film
>>217618988genuinely why the belly now
>>217618991the face
How do I get over my ex, it just gets worse and worse
>>217618988i'm sure he's going to get his knob out again soon
how long til tim gets his cock out again then
fucking power steering has gone on my car I could honestly cry right now something always goes wrong in my life
>>217619017:)
>>217619022get on the wankzitrol lad
>>217619015yeah haha or maybe I'm just a genius lyricist you never know mate x
>>217619022have you tried not being a bitch about it? women come and go, deal with it pussy
>>217619017he's doing his loser fuck-up pedophile posting rituals just ignore him
Finished painting an Italian Fascist :D
>>217619049s
>>217619033evil little bastard, once i catch you (and i will), you will be begging for didums to come and save you
theres one vid of two brothers trying to record a christmas message for their nan and they keep arsing it up by laughinglove that vid
>women come and goNot in my life, they’ve never come to me ever
>>217619039You're a virgin mate
>>217618981The mom is quite fit
>>217619057back
>>217619023>>217619024his brain is wiped by the chemical cosh, his sex drive has crawled into a hole and died so no more saucy willy pics
>>217619073got peer reviewed sources for this claim?
>>217619080might be easier to paint if you get a bigger army man
>>217619057He makes the same face I do when I stray on the bog after not shitting for two weeks straight
>>217619057>>217619080nice
>>217619080excellent work lad but why have you chosen the lamest country in the Axis forces
swear there hasn't been a good post in /brit/ in ages
'Cause you're a sky, 'cause you're a sky full of starsI'm gonna give you my heart'Cause you're a sky, 'cause you're a sky full of stars'Cause you light up the pathI don't care, go on and tear me apartI don't care if you do, ooh-ooh, ooh'Cause in a sky, 'cause in a sky full of starsI think I saw you'Cause you're a sky, 'cause you're a sky full of starsI wanna die in your arms, oh, oh-oh'Cause you get lighter the more it gets darkI'm gonna give you my heart, ohI don't care, go on and tear me apartI don't care if you do, ooh-ooh, ooh'Cause in a sky, 'cause in a sky full of starsI think I see youI think I see you'Cause you're a sky, you're a sky full of starsSuch a heavenly viewYou're such a heavenly viewYeah, yeah, yeah, ooh
>>217619114Most aesthetic uniforms :D
good post this
done 3 poos today in 3 different locations, once at home, once at the library and once at the pub
toilfu got upset because I wouldn't stay with her over the lunch break
>>217619114Everybody likes an underdog
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0kde07lvvro>FAR-RIGHT José Antonio Kast>an economic liberal>left-wing Jeannette Jara>the literal Communist Party candidateThanks BBC always presenting the truth in a balanced manner
>>217619130I respectfully disagree with this statement
>>217619130you don't seriously believe thati think you just wanted to be contrarian and not a cliche painting little SS men
>>217619137had to come post with us unemployed incel freaks on /brit/ didn't you? haha x
>>217619082Average aussie experience?
>>217618985>>217618910switching between these 2 images on different tabs rapidly for an amazing effect!
>>217619172I want to play Bolt Action (tabletop wargame) with them as Italy. I have personal moral hangups playing as either Germany or Soviets in WW2. And Japan is getting an update soon so I will probably do them or the UK after I finish my Italian Fascists.
toilfu mad i wouldn't scran her minge at the dmv but told her i dont want to risk my position
>>217619191bluds taken an E
>>217619165what is wrong with her teethwhy is one side of them lower than the other
>>217619098Here's your sauce mate
>>217619211if i was him i would have swung on them and destroyed every last fiber of their being
>>217619215who keeps the horses
wtf swedelad broke up with the horsegirl gf
>>217619229*fibre
mad how i had a six pack when i was a teenager but now i have to lean forward to see my willy
>>217619253no, fiber
>>217619263you utter fool
>>217619274*uttre
Hides posts in /brit/ with more than N number of lines i.e lyric spam drivel:4chan.org##.replyContainer.postContainer:has(br:nth-of-type(CHOSEN_NUMBER_OF_LINES))):if(:upward(2).subject:has-text(brit))
>>217619280hehe
kemi badenoch is doing laps in a McLaren at a race track… not sure why she’s doing that like
>>217619288please don't
>The whole of the UK - not just its armed forces - needs to step up to deter the threat posed by Russia of a wider war in Europe, Britain's military chief will say.it looms
beeped my horn at a guy on a roundabout and he sped off scared of memade me feel powerful
Nooo please don't filter me please please I'll do anything to be funny
hey team, just got back from work moving pallets, visting the doctor soon, wish me luck x
https://www.youtube.com/watch/Z_R2LtgTxU8
>>217619288the lyrics give the thread atmospherelike a /brit/ jukebox
>>217619315Hope they start a wider proxy war with Russia and lose tragically
>>217619296to stick it to the woke luvvies
I bondi burgered your sister
>>217619322Polybradus
bradley walsh screaming at 'bangkok'
eating nigger shit
amazed at my tummy's ability to take 1.0x food and turn it into 1.5x poo
Beardley Walsh
alright
>>217619370wish i could post this but my isp has a static ip for some reason now, and im not willing to go on a 3 day vacay
>>217619381All your dead cells and parasitesYour colon is a fucking zoo buddy
>>217616831>Bible.comProbably a good source to find out what the Bible says, but not necessarily a good source for substantiating the Bible's claims.Can you provide a photo or video of God? That would be good evidence to suggest that he exists.
>>217619385scary
>>217619370Subliminally indoctrinating my friends to repeat my shit gimmicks
just scratched directly on my arsehole
>>217616556I quite literally need a a vantablack gf with nary a drop of non-African DNA in her except what I deposit in her fanny.
probably in the top 10% in the world for making a chicken wrap
>>217619329hey sxc B)
>>217619385would love to take a drive on some country roads but afraid of raping the suspension on my car
>>217618293Catberg on a festive one
English language on Asian luxury goods be like>Queen of English has often said that the majesty of tea is one that can be cherished by all!>Wuling Tea Taiwanese Tea
>>217619403Felt any particles burrowing in under your fingernail? Eat that
>>217619398grow up
any strange and unusual isolated loner man in?
>>217619397nga shut tha fuck up
>>217618293 #Catberg on a festive one
>>217619174yes because daily contact with cute colleagues is basically the only positive I get from toilling and I will shout about it from the rooftops x
I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER EATEN MY DAILY RECOMMENDED INTAKE OF DIETARY FIBRE
>>217619448not me , have felt my social skills improving and the stress that used to come with being around new people waining
Many such cases
just lifted a rock in a shite infested swamp and saw 8 or 9 australians scurry away from under it
>>217616604aha yeahhh
>>217619466why are you shouting
>>217619466corrr the shit must be proper calcified up your colon
>>217619463why didn't you stay with here for the whole lunch break then? can post about her here after work x
>YOU CANNOT BE AGGRO LOUI-
>>217619475What were you doing in your mum's bedroom?
diego's google chrome homepage is www.Bible.com
>>217619483It's an emergency>>217619488It is very very sticky
>>217619498I'm gonna be controversial and say "she deserved it"
>>217619448used to be, not any more thoughactually I'm still a bit strange but in a manageable way
>>217619503i have that app it sends you a bible verse every day :)
violently and mercilessly blacking my own arse
>>217619519she was annoyingshe did let him have a go on her tanned pussy though
>>217619499i have that app it sends you a bible verse every day :)
saw a bunch of cuties lol
>>217619528Good man
>>217619503diego is dead
In my restless dreams, I see that placeBristol
just saw a bargain on the lidl app
just didnt see a bargain on the lidl app
biz idea: sissify incels and send them to the third world to disrupt birth rates
>>217619542https://youtu.be/DauyhG15fuY?si=8j4XG-tE79VNJyo1
>>217619497because I wanted to go down the cafe and get a beef and horseradish bapI did get her one of those starbucks ice latte cups though
>>217619551went to uni there, what a laugh it was
>>217619565worked with japan!
>>217619565oddly specific
>>217619567mental how peng female hapas are this is why you cant suffer in the uk, a bunch of those running about
Asian pussy soy sauce
bellend is cultivating a lovely sardiney aroma
indo-european girlfriend 2026
>>217619586odd thing to say, you should sort yourself out
>>217619580I'm sorry that happened to youA lot of minge over there?
so Bong isn't rangebanned by OFCOM?
rorke going back in time to bag a neanderthal wife
>>217619603i stand by it
>>217619586
Living and breathing biologically female gf in 20xx
>>217619608nobody laughing at this mate, just delete it and we'll pretend you didn't post it
>>217619580went there a few times for uni sports competitions, seemed like a nice place but was a very hilly walk between the train station and the sports centre
>>217618243Would you say this is an accurate depiction of Scotsmen?
>>217619628trvke
which part of the british isles has the most indo-euro DNA?!?
>>217619586bizarre that you think the UK is full of hapas
Reminder that this wasn't sarcastic or the product of schizophrenic anxiety.This was Wain's genuine response to the British people returning his lifelong goodwill and generosity by raising funds to transfer him to a nice hospital and take care of his family.British man, remember who you were, become once more what you were meant to be.
>>217619620cant be picky now can we?
>>217619586never saw a hapa, i do see loads of chinese qts but i'm too much of a pussy to say anything
he's a basketcase, are louis
>>217619498shot her in the fanny
>>217619607yeah lot of posh girlsit's probably the best place in the country to go for uni>>217619631yeah very hilly it's why everyone's so fit
>>217619646you sure it wasn't Timothy James Byrne after he was transfered to a nice hospital with daily nappy changings and a TV puck?
this is why I hate nu-4chan(nel)
>>217619655Imagine chucking a hand grenade under her skirt heh
>>217619586not even one of them here
>>217619617women look very retarded when they blush and you can see the spots where they didnt apply the makeup stick out
>>217619620Best I can do is an anime girl
>>217619687that grenade? my penis
accidentally ordered dadberg's present from sweden, that's not arriving in time is it
>>217619696It didn't go off, I think it's a dud
>>217619673Ah coolI'm thinking of doing a term abroad honestly so looking around
>>217619689>>217619655>>217619643i thought the uk had a ton of east asian migrantssurely they had produced some hapas by now
>>217619498Watched this for the first time last Wednesday
>>217619692Could be that she's applied blusher to those areas and they looked like that all day. We'll just never know as all we have is that still image to go on.
>>217619706must be my SSRIs
>>217619720you really think they're integrating? lol
>>217619651Beggars can't be choosers as they say. Consent is optional.>>217619693Anime isn't real
>>217619719you know what? good for rorke, he deserves it
>>217619712can't go wrong with bristolgreat party scene too when I was there
>>217619720>i thought the uk had a ton of east asian migrantsno not really
>>217619722how'd you get on?
>>217619720we do but they're mostly chinese students. they keep to themselves and just leave once their studies are over
>>217619706
apparently corsicans and sardinians have the highest indo-european DNA
>>217619720there's some malay/vietnamese types about but I think they mostly stick to their own rather than mingle with whitey
australian gf 2026
am i going to have to make the new again?
>>217619720there's some in london and the big uni towns but otherwise no
>>217619754>>217619749>>217619740grim
>>217619759Nah they are Med Farmcucks
>>217619776we svffer
never made a new in my lifebeen posting here for 5 years
>>217619740Not the lad you're replying to but the hapa offspring of white men who breed their mail-order SEA brides have always been fully integrated into UK society in my experience. When people talk of "asians not integrating", that's not who they're talking about.
>>217619788>5 yearsNew cunt
should I shag my bridge partner?
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>>217619817you've been done mate
