>work at Friday>accidentally burn myself on hot metal>curse in Turkish>classmates look confused>ask me what I just said>repeat it>"What language is that?">"Turkish.">"You can speak Turkish??">"Duh, I'm Turkish.">"You're Turkish???">"Yes...What the hell did you think I was?">"We thought you're German.">???????????????????????>"How the hell am I German? I mean, look at me. Germans are blonde-haired and blue-eyed.">they shrug and repeat themselves>...>ask the Kazakh looking guy what he is>"I'm German.">...>ffw to today>walk to school with another classmate>retell the story>ask "Hey, you DO know that I'm Turkish, right?">"Wtf, really??">???????????>"Yeah...What did you think I was?">"German.">tell him the same thing and that Germans usually look a certain way (blue eyes, blonde hair)>"Well, I don't know. I just thought you're German.">"I LITERALLY DON'T EVEN HAVE A GERMAN SOUNDING NAME!"What the fuck? Are people this racially unaware in your country? Is the "new-German" meme really becoming a thing?
lmao
everyone is gaslighting you
this nigga really think he white :skull:
You have become a Timmy from browsing this site too much. Sorry.
Mcdonal
>>217626783Gta san andreas was hilarious. Peak writing
>>217626783are your classmates german?
>>217627066Yeah, I'm basically the only foreigner in class. I mentioned the Kazakh/Asian looking guy but he himself claims to be German. All others are German with a few swarthy looking ones.
>>217627160do you look middle eastern?
>>217627236I'd say so, yeah.
>>217626783Deutschland has fallen... Wait until your classmates learn you are a Tengri larper. You'll have to explain normies what Tengrism is.
>>217626783Turkanon, you live in BaWü - the people there are swarthy.
>>217627502It‘s not a larp if you actually believe in it. They know that I‘m not Muslim either to which they asked why I don‘t eat pork then. Scratch that, they usually associate not eating pork with Turkishness which is so annoying to explain.>>217627593I guess but a lot of them are still German looking and I look nothing like them.
>>217627830>They know that I‘m not Muslim either to which they asked why I don‘t eat pork thenIt's a legit question
>>217627830>and I look nothing like them.The illusion is nearly perfect.
>>217627976Yeah, but it‘s the same reason Muslims don‘t eat it…kinda. Pigs are very similar to humans. They can and will eat whatever you throw in front of them, aka omnivorous. It‘s also because I grew up Muslim and I‘m basically pre-conditioned to not eat it/avoid it. The smell is also pretty unique and basically became a deterrent. I don‘t care whether animals are dirty or not since that‘s pretty much every animal.
>>217626783That's Nordica, Germans are mostly dark haired and brown eyed and were during the world wars too
>>217628423Genetics be damned eh
>>217626783germans are turkic steppe nomads that settled in germany makes sense
>>217628355Kek.>>217628531Not genetics. Upbringing. Well, genetics too if you look at it a certain way.
>he didn't know Germans actually look like this instead of Hitler's psyop.
>>217628423Culturally you're muslim even if you don't practice.
>>217627160In a German school I was expecting you'd all be forgeiners actually
>>217628423>They can and will eat whatever you throw in front of them, aka omnivorous.The same goes for chickens.
>>217626783you a second gen larper or a turk born in turkey in a turkish family?
>>217628823It had its effects on our culture, yes. The same way how Christianity had its effects on European culture.
>>217628903Yeah, that‘s why you‘re supposed to make them abstain from eating before slaughtering it (according to my grandfather) but with how automated it is nowadays with little care for the singular animal…Anyway, it makes sense to me because predators could eat something that might‘ve been sick/rotten leading to illness upon consumption and omnivores can eat whatever they find which can also lead to it.
>>217628908Third, technically second gen. Grandfather came first, brought his family over, I was born here. Grandparents and parents in Turkiye. Me not being born in the motherland doesn‘t make me any less Turkish though.
>>217628423So you don't believe in islam but still live like a muslim and people being puzzled by this retarded behavior is surprising to you?
>>217629082>still live like a muslimI am not. I completely stopped all practices even though it was a slow process which took some time. Keeping some things which make sense to you like the avoiding consumptIon of certain meats and abstaining from alcohol and other drugs is not being Muslim.
>>217629042sure larper kid
>do not commit crime on friday>accidentally cut myself on some womans jewelry>curse in ooga booga>fellow rocket scientists look confused>"what language is that?">ooga booga>"you can speak ooga booga?">"duh, im a nigger">"youre a nigger?">"i thought you were chinese">and then einstein clappedyoure gonna remember the story when that one time someone thought youre white on your deathbed
Jürgens be like>Hey Hans, did you knewed our college Mehmet Birparaoḡlu is not German but Turkish?
