holodem edish
Cheap tranny escort within walking distance, too scared to do it
tummy police!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7sKwCnlDc0
>>217627135how cheap are we talking?
watching the vicar of dibley
another gay anime op
>>217629146fiver an hour
>>217629126what do they do..
glod
We are running our annual Gimmick Of The Year awards event this evening.Make sure to vote at via Strawpoll so that your voice can be heard.Polls close at 9pm so don't delay.https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2eb58Z7
>>217629176umm... i dunno lol
mad how straight I am
wanking ot Peter Hitchens
https://vocaroo.com/1dRALXLrBGkDAll these katies know I get doughPop a katy hymen like criscoI'm chiefing on the gas like citgoFat batty on katy thoughBig rims, on my whips thoughYou talk a lot but you do nun thoughWe let off shots, pagans about to get hit thoughCronem off the mollyHe spazzin' out in the partyGherkin the squadIts just us we don't need nobodyAnd these katies call me PapiCause I gots lots of moneyIt's a Gherkin paradeWe love drummin' and we comingYou better love your katyCause cronem tap any katyThese commas steady comingI turned nothing into somethingAnd I be tired as hellBut my baton won't sleep for nothingAnd we love getting moneyI swear we won't sleep for nothing
>>217627104
>>217627104*taps the sign*
best rorke could do lol
Tony Geary and Rob Reiner and Jubilant Sykes and Rachael Carpani and Peter Greene died lads
remember when Lady Gaga shut down rumors of her being transgender in the BEST waythe interviewer was GAGGED
>>217629252thats nice of you to consider rorke all those things
>lets talk about rorke
>Female teacher, 43, who bombarded underage schoolgirl with texts saying 'can't wait for a cuddle' and 'you're mine' is struck offhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15370815/Female-teacher-underage-schoolgirl-texts.html>The teacher asked the child if she was 'gay yet?' and told her that she 'like[s] younger ones' because they have 'more stamina'.
Dua Lipa's sweaty arsecrack
>>217629252We need a Final Solution to the Woman Question
>>217629281um
shutins like yourselves should consider yourself luckyi'm a wannabe normie who tries to go outside and interact with people end i up embarrassing myself so bad i am constantly feeling like shit at the all cringe
>>217629211yeah?
>>217629300good post
>>217629297>43
>>217629241love those peng tings
>>217629330cock status?
>>217629300>>217629335mad how fit she is
>>217627135I'd be afraid to shag my dad too mate
>>217629252what does "dark triad light" mean?
she would get it
>Man, 86, is fined £250 for littering after he spat out a LEAF that blew into his mouth
gherkin still top of the goty rankingsad that crodie ain't here to see this historic victory
>>217629360
>>217629383yeah i'm sure this happened
How long do I need to do kegels for
>>217629360she asks to see my friends so i linked her to /brit/
>>217629162>anime edition>thread quality at an all time low>everyone itt defends it>no sign of improvement in the foreseeable futureabandon ship
Conan O'Brien has blood on his hands
Wanked againCompletely given up on NoFap
>>217629320>wannabe normie ktytbm then i became an alcoholic then i ran out of money and became a wagie now i go to work and get drunk after my shift then go to work
>>217629398https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15372047/Man-86-fined-250-littering-spat-LEAF-blew-mouth.html
>>217629347not keen to do all that mental work
rorke's looksmatch crying herself to sleep after chad ignored her at work
>>217629360Im the troubled sigma of the group that the group leaders girl lowkey falls for
>>217629424don't be too hard on yourself lad
>>217629463one of the most incels comics i've ever seen
why did I get a stupid fucking meme degree now I'm stuck working retail in my mid 20s like a pathetic runt I should've done STEM or a fucking apprenticeship what was I thinking why do we let 18 year olds decide this shit immediately after A-levels
Drilling through a stone with stone-age technology
yeah she'd get it
>>217629297Oh Miss AdolfI know that Zipzer kid's a pain but you need a better outlet for your frustrations than using the girls in fourth form as hand puppets
It's over
>>217629487>likes other men's skeethi leftypol
>>217629460>https://www.dailymail.co.ukyeah i'm sure this happened
I nonced myself todayTo see if I still feel
Amanda Seyfried >>>> Sydney Sweeney
>A former councillor is said to have spent £150,000 of stolen funds from a mental health charity on South American male escorts and crystal meth.>Sean McKiernan, 44, stole £150,000 from the Navan Mental Health Housing Association, and has since been jailed for two years and nine months.
>See some grandparents pushing around a trolley with a child in it>Oh how nice, they're lending a hand>It's visibly not the same colour as them>Notice they aren't as doting and caring as they normally would beThank god all those lads died on d day eh?
anime
>>217629526have sex nibba
>>217629463>ex-gfcan wash herself >mattress, couch, computercan't wash themselves
>>217629489Should have become a sales and marketing chad mateNo jeets are gonna replace usAI lacks the human instinct to do the job properly
>>217629562I hope she reads this bro
>>217629551Are your grandparents proud of you?
>>217629541let me guess, DUP?
>>217629556Bend over then nancy boy
>>217629383A whole Nissan LEAF?
>>21762914690 for half an hour
I'm going to the shops now, goodbye
>>217629551pack it in rorke
>>217629541Best money a councillor has ever spent, better than spending my taxes on digging up the local roads to make my experience of driving my car much worse on purpose and sending the kids of lazy brown spackers to school in expensive taxis
>>217629551Don’t think they were really considering whether or not their future great grandchildren would be mixed race while they were storming the beaches but yeah
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
>>217629602she fit?
>>217629541what a legend
>>217629551My aunt went with a black man and got pregnant and my granddad disowned her for it She's never had any contact with the family since, this was all before I was even born tooShe's had two more kids who are white
A woman will never look at you like this
>>217629562>spaff all over laptop numerous times>run a damp cloth over it>this gay cunts buys it second hand
>>217629583the master rhetorician has failed to understand the point of using rhetoric.
nissan queef
>>217629623at that price i'd put the house on 'no' mate
>>217629600howling, pooing and slapping my arse
The committee is still deliberating a proposal to merge the votes for Poo Seal and poo seal into one gimmick category.If this change were to be effected it would mean that the new category would have 9 votes, beating the current leader, The Gherkin and Cronem, by just one vote.It's very important that we hear the voice of every /brit/ poster so please vote before polling closes via Strawpoll.
>>217629642
>>217629621They ripped us off!
may be autistic but don't want to go get it confirmed as an adult, what's the point
they’re transvestigating rorke :/
>>217629642not for you. but yes for me x
steak's expensive innit
i like to think that so much goes on that we dont know about. like theres people out there doing great things with no expectation of acknowledgement and who won't ever get acknowledgement.
>>217629683PIP
>>217629535Good taste
>>217629683ktim
>>217629642Two have in the past but I’m a bipolar freak so I sabotaged myself
>>217629642mental how my hairline is worse than his in youthful age
>>217629583>>217629610Your jeet grandparents are no different. Don't kid us.>>217629614Maybe they should have. Otherwise what was the fucking point of any of it from day dot to 1946
>>217629642I have many pictures of my ex gf and me where she is looking at me like this
>>217629717the only thing in this picture that i want is friends to have a meal with
lads lads have you lads seen any chinky eyed chinese fellas of late?keep an eye out if you ent
>>217629698i was thinking about all the terrible things at first but yes, i suppose youre right. surely there are decent human beings still. its easy to forget that in this place
>>217629641Wish I had a cool brown older half sister like in CBBC sitcoms
>>217629742t. Jayden Tucker Fletcherson
ktim
>>217629642I'm not fit like he isI look like a cartoon character come to life
listening to pooey robinson and the poos
>>217629623Thai so probably more feminine than the ghoulish natural women in this shithole
If he asks you never saw me(slinks off asianly)
>>217628319immigrants are in charge of the weather now?
leftypops on his way to pick up a skeeted on mattress
balancing a bird
Might wank myself off to golden era european porn (2004-09)Mental how fit the girls doing naughty stuff on camera were back then, the perfect storm of money, production value, supply of fitties and they had no onlyfans to peddle
took a short break from far right extremism to enjoy the taste of the curry i had for dindins last night
guess who is currently updating this phone*points at self*this nigger
cute literacy girl BBW on mastermind rn
>>217629821how i be moving with the tranny cock after i said i wouldn't be going anywhere near it
Rorke is making it out of Glasgow with this one!
A reminder to all /brit/ users that we exercise a zero-tolerance policy towards any kind of hate speech, whether that is racism, sexism or homophobia.
>>217629882poo screaming
>>217629882kill yourself you gay nigger bastard son of a whore
steak and kidney pie wank
too many spelling mistakes in that one
>>217629186>only an hour to votepisstakeAt least give it a day
>>217629882Well written post. You are now a member of the GOTY committee.
>>217629839It's ok lad, food is a trade issue not a culture/immgration issue. The two aren't related
>>217629800phwoarwhereabouts are you?
>>217629915mad how you probably thought this was a funny thing to postwasteman
>>217629874Women need to be kept in completely black abayas and not allowed outside unless accompanied
>>217629839alri piers hack any good phones lately
Please stop ordering cider when visiting the continent. You all look fucking gay as fuck ordering cider. No one drinks cider here but 14-year-old girls.Just an advice.
>>217629837For me it's the VHS era when they didn't stick to modern formulas but they'd started being able to afford competent cameramen and the talent could maintain an erectionProblem is the really naughty stuff has dropped off the internet in recent years
>>217629882anti-white racists/misandrist sexists NOT welcome herejust do better
>>217629977stinks of escortmong this
jay's harpooned himself a whale
>People are pulling their own teeth out due to lack of urgent NHS dental careTory Britain
(I'm {Actually} going to start doing this.)
>>217629985Think that story was bullshit doubt piers knows how to hack phones lol
The committee is paging opinions on whether the poll close deadline should be extended.Please provide your opinions.
mental how rorke would have a gf if he stopped being a far right bigot
cor-lifornia
>>217629989make 1 (one) beer that doesn't taste like complete shit then
>>217629837OnlyFans ruined porn tbqh
Eating woke cereal
>>217629882>>217629995
Might subscribe to Ruby Granger
>>217629839good man, you have to rest every now and then in order to be at your strongest
>>217630027>bong flagOh i m laffin
>>217629963
>>217629989>14-year-old girls.CORRRRRR
>>217630022....yh
*wraps one of these and puts it under the /brit/ Christmas tree for Mousey*
>>217630032wish i looked like her
>>217629963good post
5 days to my next escort visit lads x
>>217630022This post comes from an official GOTY committee account.Options we are considering include an extension to 10pm or an extension to 9pm tomorrow.
>>217630032trannies should all be killed
nth for the baddiedem
>>217630057we're the beer capital of the world mate
think ill get the cyberpink dlc in the steam winter sale lads (and ladies)
New country idea: Unemployetia. The land of the unemployed
>>217630032post this lass with her dick out and I will take back everything I ever said about trannies
>>217630076get him to open it after the gary eats book i got him
what i wanna know is how does he afford all these escorts
>>217630105that’s just sweden
>Recursion is the process a procedure goes through when one of the steps of the procedure involves invoking the procedure itself. A procedure that goes through recursion is said to be 'recursive'
>>217630076lil runt of a man would unwrap it with his teeth and scarper upstairs to eat it with a Gary Eats video on
rorke thrashing around like a fish on land
this honkey's gone to heaven
>>217629963mads how you're a shit eating arab vermin
women just want a gentleman and rorke is the opposite of that
>>217629239
>>217630117Eating with his mate, nothing wrong with it!
>>217630119I am the fish and the post-1914 world is the land
leftypol voting to import millions of muslims only to get beheaded by said muslims for being a troon
>>217629962There are ladyboys for hire literally everywhere man.It's just a diceroll because they are gay male prostitutes at the end of the day and meds allow modern gay men to make thyphus look like a cold. Add in the prostitute and your in for a factor of 10 worse time. I'm telling you this so you don't catch anything and off yourself off my advice
>>217630116yeah
>>217630131FOY
>>217629825whyyy can't i have this
>>217630079u ok hun? x
>>217630158excellent post
>>217629249>>217629162
>>217629837remy lacroix jynx maze alexis texas sex arse
rorke's gf got leftypol absolutely FUMING hahaha
>>217630161lmao no way is this realwhat is this?
After much discussion the committee has decided against extending the voting deadline.It will remain 9pm this evening.
>>217630184no...x
>>217630023Whats your excuse then
Just heard about Rate my Takeaway. Sad
>>217630116"ancestor" has a recursive definitionsomeone is your ancestor if they are your parent or if they are your parent's ancestor
>>217630213It's real from a few months ago, Russian robot they were bragging about
>>217630199cambrian wanks
>>217630225heart attack is it?
got to be able to pick out the easy meat with your EYES CLOSED
>>217629504frrr
>>217630161and there goes rorke again ffs
Where should I go on holiday next year
>>217630161Comes with drunken russian stumble and fists
>>217630256north korea
The educator at the supervised apartment where I live told me that I made inappropriate comments by saying that fruit is gay.
just found out geowizard's a racist
No one cares about your botted poll
>>217630252
>>217630199>remy lacroix jynx mazenice bum
>>217629186Why is it censored
>>217630256America
women want a gentlemen, but not one wearing a dress. sorry leftypops
>>217630102I just had a look at the most popular beer in your shithole and as I suspected: NOT A SINGLE FOCKIN' ENGLISH BRAND! NOT EVEN AN UK ONE!Do you really want me to keep going? Dumb dickhead.
>>217630233lol in a way it did look like slavs trying to control their drunk friend
okay fired by one of my therapists just like i figured
>>217630274and i thought he couldn't be more based
Imagine being so retarded you think there's only one person who speaks about escorts
>Footage shows the moment Russia's first anthropomorphic robot, AIdol, fell just seconds after its debut at a technology event in Moscow. >The robot took 12 years of development and was seen as the jewel in Russia's technological crown.
>>217630298rorke
>>217630278>t. seething timmy
>>217629729KATEEM
>>217630252Now she's stuck the stupid cow
Gen Z really do look old don't they wtf
>>217630296good
>>217629186state of it. 'tex posting it is
>>217629553luv em x
I'm not autistic I'm just poorly socialised being a single child with a single mum who was never around when I was young.I missed out on crucial socialisation while I still had neuroplasticity which has basically made me retarded
>>217630312cuck
>JEWelreally makes you think
>>217630326um
>>217630326omds
>>217630293It's what Ruby wants
>>217630286you left out the nicest of the bums
>>217630326couldnt she have chosen a better member of the mane 6 ffs
>>217630326congrats leftypol
>>217630161this useless robot reminds me, Man United are playing in a minute
savagely raping my own arse at 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999mph
>Error!>The image was never in our databases.
>>217630388sc
>>217630103Good man. It’s a really good dlc tbf
>>217630340t. Jayden Tucker Fletcherson
took a big chance at the highschool dance
>>217630382she cheated and chose two
I missed the um post
>>217630394this gimmick is only funny when bruce posts it
>>217630388crease
Rest in peace to all those who lost their lives in bondi beach
>>217630079Faggot
>>217630112I live at home and earn a decent amount (35k)
>>217630416Ponies, you're not missing much
>UK's 'sons and daughters' need to be ready to fight, amid growing Russian threat, says head of armed forces
>>217630426I disassociate myself with this statement as the terrorist also lost his life there. You can and will mourn him all you want but I shalln't.
>>217630285corrrr mona sex arse
bond-EYE beach lmao
Imagine the face of the runt who’s a 29 year old virgin, that lives with his mum and obsesses over prostitutes. My days
>>217629989>look fucking gay as fuck ordering ciderThat's the idea Olaf. ;)
>>217630449howling imagining your parents seeing your escort posts
>earn a decent amount>35kchrist the UK really is grim
>>217630449what do you tell your parents when you're going to see an escort? I assume you don't have friends so normally are home in all your spare time
chivalry is dead and rorke killed it
> a decent amount (35k)
>>217630326umgrats sis
>>217630431>>217630462
>>217630462what happens when 80% of britains youth happily sits in prison to avoid a warbearing in mind that the prisons are already full
>>217630462get the immies trained
HMP Sex Arse>Female probation officer, 27, admits having illicit relationship with inmate at Britain's most secure jailhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15384723/Female-probation-officer-27-illicit-relationship-inmate-belmarsh.html
on a silent summer eveningthe sky's alive with lightsa building in the distancesurrealistic sighton bondi beachwaves make the only soundon bondi beachthere's not a soul around
£56k me and potentially rising next month
>>217630499Considering he lives with his mum (probably rent free) it’s not a terrible salary.
women should have never been allowed to vote
>>21763049135k is more then decent for the runts here who live with the mums and only spend money on games
>>217630492At least they still look me in the eye
>>217630294ever heard of guinness?thought so
/mug/loading
Buying cider (to give to the 14-year-old girls)
>>217630516love reading the seething comments
>>217630542>no mention of blacks
>>217630559Bizarre non sequitur
>>217630482Not a virgin any more though :)>>217630492Just say I'm going out for a walk/shoppingI do have a few cousins I see often
>>217630582Is that the shopping centre your jeet parents used to steal from
What's the conscription age lads?
>>217630607does your mum know that you're not a virgin anymore?
>>217630611Decimated me
>>217630559yeah they look you in the eye because you pay them to
>Moment hero bus passengers save teenage girl, 17, from being kidnapped by Sudanese migrant as she walked home from workwhy are DM headlines written so fucking bizzarely. why does everything start with "moment"
might go to london, commit lots of crime and just run to the US embassy where i have diplomatic immunity
>>217630623Same as the voting age, presumably
>>217630623the conscription age is expected to be white men aged 18-100
>>217630659Yes that's the take away from that story leftypol.
>Councillor stole £150,000 from mental health charity to spend on South American male prostitutes and crystal meth
>>217630659because they're always accompanied by footage of the moment you fucking spastic
>>217630660Hope they drag you out kicking and screaming and give you The Boot
>>217630704rattled
>>217630647I pay my parents? Says the one with remitly downloaded on his phone
>>217630659they're aimed at the tiktok generation that wants to see the money shot and nothing else
deport deport deport
>>217630462why we are meant to believe Russia can't take Donbass but is going to roll over NATO?
persona umgratis
>>217627101>>217627101>>217627101
>>217630704well that's him done
>>2176306594 years in prison will give him time to think about the error in his ways
NEW>>217630745>>217630745>>217630745>>217630745
>>217630702scream
