Power couple edish
>>217634374having a poo in a bit
450 grams of honey roasted kp peanuts down the hatch
>>217634374
sue
>>217634374I saw them in August 2015 in Hampstead, sitting at a cafe with their newborn baby in a buggy. I crossed the road and then saw Bill Oddie.
seeems to be: how to get 1200 power: train power with speed (and guts)
>>217634423she's having a wee lol
>>217634411They really do be as if that though
*starts uppercutting the coffee table*
haha
>>217634423mouth crammed full of quorn tonsil stones
want to start running again I used to like it but it’s just really fucking gay to do as a grown man. If I was rich I’d buy a treadmill
A mating press creampie for dearest Emma.
this has to be autism right
pleasured 2 dogs and 7 cats last month
>>217634411Women appear to understand humor when it comes to pictures. Things with an "energy".It's like they think in pictures.
>>217634483>if i wasif i were*if you were american, you wouldn't have made this mistake
Yes I am rorke how did you know?
>>217634494utter runtslop
>>217634494mans got 8 steak bakes
>>217634505Why u being weird for this isn’t an exam mate
Meeting with my Literary Agent + Ballet Shoes *vlogmas*https://youtu.be/EdhAb1by598?si=0TJyxusW1IINcWgF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49Qm3vOxBLI
>>217634494Four bottles of bleach for yourself?
>>217634494cancerstein's gonna LOVE this
>>217634494Bowels probably look like bonnie blues purse
>>217634494lol at the 1x apole pack chucked in
>>217634539err mate
Rome, June 2007
>>217634539That’s milk you twat
>>217634505If I was American I would be obese
Gave a girl the ick once because I said I wanted to build a model railway
>>217634576Is that Amanda knox?
had a dream the old couple next door got mauled by a werewolf and the police thinks I did it
>>217634579Sorry, milk comes in bags here
hi im peeing
got the fan on
>>217634494only decent thing here is the bananas
cracking good deal this lads
My boy Mitchel really punched above his weight with this one.
>>217634624Good deal tbf
Who remembers this slag?
>>217634626ava that's not normal
>>217634624british niggas in their gaff munching on goodfellas SCREAMING
>>217634636did she get hiv?
>>217634626I need to suffocate
1 like on Bumble. Bit of a shagger, me.
>>217634494Don’t know how people live like this
>>217634624bowelcancermaxxing
actual serial killer-tier disturbed some of you lot are
>>217634636corr yeah she could deepthroat well
proposed to the japanese gf last month and getting married in feb 26
November, December and January are the worst months of the year I reckon. Once February comes around you start to get optimistic about spring and the days get noticeably longer.
>>217634626proper snu snu
>>217634591I don't care about your ick
>BREAKING: Ofcom to demand ISPs block 4chan tonight>Ofcom has formally requested British internet service providers to block access to the website 4chan due to its continued refusal to meet the legal requirements set forth in the Online Safety Act
>>217634682Best Timmy culd do
genuine turn off for me if a woman can't deepthroat
Is there a good deal on the goyslop is there?
>>217634682axis powers ahh marriage
>>217634684february is grim as a turnipbleakdismal, even
>>217634663she decent?
>>217634684The months with less sun are depressing, spring and summer are wonderful
>>217634701good
>>217634682
>>217634704best you "culd do" is rotting in your childhood bedroom generating thousands of AI images of your gay/paedophilic fantasies
>>217634698luv r florence, the little fat tart
>ducks are raping eachother againBit of a grim watch but at least they're surviving
>>217634701SO SHOW ME HIS BODY
got the tom waits on x
sexiest man alive is an englishman from oxfordshire but hes gay
>>217634682congratulations x
>>217634743its dark out how did you see
>>217634701you got a sauce on that?
yes...ducks...
>>217634734genuinely grimchubby runt
Do you guys know who the 4chan lawyer in charge of the OFCOM case? >gifrel
>>217634374Is that the actor that DUI'd an Irish family and got away with it?
>>217634725can you send webms on whatsapp?
brits be like>a situation WHERE
>>217634591i do too but i dont have the spacewe can be choo choo buddies when we've got space
>>217634753I'm not from Oxfordshire x
>>217634733the grangler strikes again
>>217634790sad
>>217634774what do jews like this spend their money on? jews love money but they don't seem to spent a lot of it
>>217634790Someone needs to throw a bowling ball at her head fucking skank
do you have 10% or 0% down mortgages in the uk?
>>217634682FONT
>>217634811West bank settlements
>>217634411love doing life with him. my best friend xxx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CVLVaBECuc
like, you don't see orthodox jews with flash cars and houses. they seem to live rather modestly. secular jews also
>>217634811they don't spend money, they save it and reinvest itbut for real this is the 4chan lawyer, it's very ironic, Ron Coleman is his name
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1765837876497741.mp4so this is rorke...
>>217634684February is the month you either lament being alone and feel like shit, or have annoying obligations. Cursed to love women and walk the earth.
>>217634500
>>217634790why did she do it?
what are jews saving for?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmP3UHXYi28&list=RDbmP3UHXYi28&start_radio=1Rorke twerking that thang
>>217634494those warburtons rolls and the richmond ''sausages'' are the worst bits
>>217634774With Jews, you cruise
>>217634868Ah yes that famously modest Jeffrey Epstein
opinion on kent
women are made for the beeb
>>217634759arigatodid it in maruyama park in kyoto at night
back from a cheeky walk x
>>217634940if by beeb you mean alsatians then I wholeheartedly agree
>>217634494This is how I ate most of my life. Growing up my mum was always at work and never cooked. Surprised how many people find this objectionable, it looks pretty normal to me.
>>217634945why couldn't you get an italian girl. don't you love your family? are you a geek?
>>217634956Is this a prison? >>217634494just a person who can't cook I reckon
you think your life is fucked then you read about things like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AegGGh_QFkIabsolutely dreadful. some people are just so unfortunate it's insane
>>217634968im an english Gangster on skiing holiday in italy
a poo will materialise and disembark before the end of the 24th hour
>>217634994scr
>>217634963ktimstill eat like it. worse even, always on the uber eats
>>217634998swap the word italian with british then
>>217634963if you eat that shite then you must look like shit
fucking hellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V44Xt-z_xp0&t=266s
made a divinely inspired rib cracking post last night but it was late in the night so only got one (You)
erm...lads?
>>217635050repost it
>>217635059get the fucking boatcunts out there
>>217634790sad when all his mates and family run over
>>217635011alri jeff bezos
>>217635059i'll do it if the gov gives me a state mandated looksmatched gf and a council house and a wage for serving
>>217635064gotta wait for the right time really
>>217635050im yet to see a funny mutt post itt
>>217635059not fighting for this shitholeill consider it when they do something about the demographics and the decline of the country, why fight for this ugly shitpit when my country won't even be my own in a matter of decadesthey won't though so i won't have to fight
i apologize to the canadian and to everyone else ive offended. best of luck in life, bye
>>217635059warmongering bollocks from army men that have been itching for a fight their whole livesrussia can't even take potrovsk lol
Send you cunts to die so I can take your jobs and your gfsWar with Russia now
>>217635059i know the uk will defend is of things come to pass
>>217635059>you will die in a muddy ditch in ukraine for no reason as a virgin in their twenties for zog so that mohammad in london can continue to support his inbred family and be supported by uc
>>217635059Alright leftypol off you pop
>>217635097>economic zone 7b refuses to fight
>>217635113Fuck you
>>217635059i'm just not gonna join up sweetienot on the yookay side anyway
If you're not willing to fight and die for this country you might as well join all the darkies getting deported
>>217635137i dont know what that means
Zeidy posting about black cocks in an empty thread while the 4th Incel Rape Batallion "Flying Bradleys" are being droned in a ditch
>>217635138Send us a selfie from the trenches
leftypol dying in ukraine in the name of liberalism whilst rorke shags his missus back home
>>217635059this winds me up beyond descriptionhow can these old ridiculous cunts be so fucking deludedthere isnt a sane english person in this shithole that would put their lives on the line for this “country” and BELIEVE ME that includes even the currently serving armed forcesits such a laughable thing to say
fight whom? russia? their military is shite, can't even take more uki villages
Me? I'll be signing up as soon as war is declared to get the best pick of what branch I want. I'll be a cook for the royal navy in Faslane. Nice and quiet there
>>217635106*anyonehave a nice christmas, goodbye
>>217635147Why not fuck off back home then if you love it so much. Typical
fighting is all done by robots these days
>>217635059will enjoy my few years in prison with the other objectors thanks
67th starmer regiment scunthorpe fusiliers
>>217635176how big was the dick you sucked?
putin offering rorke a russian wife, free russian citizenship, housing, a wage, benefits for every kid he haslefypol offering rorke his mum's spare bedroom and universal credit
Me? Easy. Conscription officer. I'll be the one hunting down all your ne'er-do-wells and dragging you off to the local army barracks lol
>>217635106>>217635176I forgive you, merry Christmas. Please never return
wish I lived in Japan and worked 90 hours a week and went to sleep drunk on the sidewalk sometimes from working and drinking so hard
>>217635059Why don't they just give up that part of Ukraine? It's not our fucking problem. Government won't even defend our country with basic border control. Not going to die defending somebody else's.
>>217635155I don't either I'm just riffinglike we all just live in economic zones now, not countries
>>217635148>>217635178the uk state is not 'this country' and you sound like a collaborator who can go die with the rest of the labour / tory traitors and nonces
i've done the army processing bollocksyou can just lie about mental elf and they won't ever take you on
might get a hot chocolate on my way in to work tonight
>>217635213id murder you and I wouldnt care
don't need to liei've got bipolar you see
Imagine how funny a /brit/ battalion would be
>>217635245evening, Mr. Freeman
Moz solo discography > smiths
>>217635251sent on the dieppe raid no doubt
>>217635231Well you don't know where the image you posted is from then
>>217635230oh im slowbut yeah you hit the nail on the head, i love my heritage but where i live is demographically not england, and moreso they have stripped it of any beauty and turned what was once a pretty little town into a derelict concrete estate. if that can be changed then i'd be happy to fight for this country but lets be real it won't happen anyway
>>217635251sacked tranny trembling in his boots in the face of the colour sergeant
>>217635251would be a fucking nightmarei'd be trying not to relentlessly bum the arse off certain ones
state of national emergency needs to be declared and the entirety of uk armed forces (ok granted this is less than 200k people) needs to be mobilised entirely and deployed to uk borders and enlisted in mass deportation effort whether pure office admin or physical rounding up when you join you swear a verbal oath to defend the british people against outside threats and currently 100% of serving british armed forces are breaking that oath daily
>>217635282got a point to make you massive gay retard?
the correct amount of races to do, to properly gauge how good your horse is vs your horse (duplicates), is 12
Eli Wallach sex arse
>>217635251it would be utterly doomed. we'd be like that battalion in all quiet on the western front who took their masks off too early and died, only something far more stupid would kill us
>>217635286um!!!!!
>>217635251They'd be too busy having gay sex to leave camp. I'd be top btw so straight
Thatcher sold off our entire national arms industry
Are you guys watching Ashen's Advent Calendar 2025? Every day it's a humiliation ritual for him and his baldness, I'm starting to feel bad for him.
https://youtu.be/7_cIudHtWSU?si=A6YqL8jxZObncv6C
Don't bipolar, buy British
>>217635287Now that, I'd sign up to do in a heartbeat. But fuck Ukraine.
was watching the south park christmas special where lion cubs give kyle an abortion and mum walked in and gave me a look
might sell my new car for £8,000 less that i got it for
we need a civil war before we get involved in any wars elsewhere
>>217635338Did you bum the arse off her?
all ill say is, im shooting mousey with the training webley when i get my hands on itthey'll throw me a fucking parade
>>217635323>Ashen'sAshens'PS. FOY
>>217635323How so? He’s been bald for a while now.
>>217635350agreed
>>217635340>"investing" in a new carI will run my £900 clio until they ban diesel
>>217635352ill throw you in the ground, fag
>>217635338i would too who watches that shit
>>217635352national day of mourning if you do
>>217635292You posted the picture not me
>>217635251HIGHLAND REGIMENT
genuinely give ZERO FUCKS about ukraine and russia
Get the rodentine cretin sledgehammered into smithereens
>>217635377brother was showing me clips of the trump christmas special the other day and i started watching it again
in a foul mood on account of having to live in 2025 Britain
>>217635394ummmmmmmm you need to pick a sideare you a leftypol or are you a rorke?
being the top isn’t gay
>>217635386what are you talking about faggot? are you having a stroke? what are you trying to say?
>>217635352he'd dodge the bullet and run up on you faster than a racing horse and gut you like a grey squirrel
Only very weird people take a side in international conflicts. People without much going on in their lives.
>>217635394too bad ladif sir starmer says you’re going, youre going
>>217635354Thanks.>>217635364Ashens' advent calendar is survival based, so everything in it can cut. NerdCubed uses the sharp items from calendar to cut his hair, and then put the little bit of his hair on top of him. Every. Single. Day. I think even hes starting to get annoyed.
the first person I will squeeze into quitting the club is the 9* spark inactive member that only came back when I said that inactive players will be kicked. they are an inactive player but people might miss them in getting ex club-members as legacies. that way if people do take the legacy and/or help the member out they will stay but only until the person/people stop using their legacy. then they will leave the club as the benefits stop coming in, or do their part
What I would fight for>hob nobs>a chance to meet bonnie blue>the missus (Thai)Won't I won't be fight for>woke
im thinking about getting some cats how does it work do i have to get siblings or can i buy 2 random cats and they can live together without fighting
/brit/ battalion would get caught in their own barbed wire trying to free someone who got caught putting it up and just bleed out and die of infection
>>217635387https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Ay74LfKd4
>>217635413i am a rorke who wants to have sexthat's it>>217635422can't force me i have mental elf from being a virgin haha
>>217635059all the rorkes getting mad over a hallucination, nobody said anything about sending british soldiers to ukraine
>>217635394This war would be over tomorrow if they just give up the little bit of land Russia wants for historical reasons. It's never going to stop until they get it. It's not worth destroying the fucking world over.
Mousey giving away our location because he gets bribed with pot noodles and energy drinks
I stand by this smart and beautiful woman and fully support her in her entrepreneurial endeavourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qxHHm_gGm8End revenge porn NOW!
>>217635424minimod>>217635436https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbMQYV-XuhA
Mousey savaging the Russian trench single handedly because someone told him there were fag ends in them
nigger arse
>>217635471welsh people can become slavs??? :DD
>>217635439quite dim aren't you
>>217635469never see a small one, do you?
>>217635432get a dog instead
"What did I have?" said the fine old woman"What did I have?" this proud old woman did say"I had four green fields, each one was a jewelBut strangers came and tried to take them from meI had fine strong sons, they fought to save my jewelsThey fought and died, and that was my grief" said she"Long time ago" said the fine old woman"Long time ago" this proud old woman did say"There was war and death, plundering and pillageMy children starved by mountain valley and seaAnd their wailing cries, they shook the very heavensMy four green fields ran red with their blood" said she"What have I now?" said the fine old woman"What have I now?" this proud old woman did say"I have four green fields, one of them's in bondageIn stranger's hands, that tried to take it from meBut my sons have sons, as brave as were their fathersMy fourth green field will bloom once again" said she
I would rather help an incative club member (10 of them) who might come back and be attached to the club after seeing rewards in bulk than a fake active member that are micro aggressed and tempted into digging deep into doing everything to benefit all of us
>>217635468this but it's an out of date donner kebab pot noodle
miss rapelad lads :(
leftypol giving up his life so that 4 historically russian regions aren't recognised as russia
>>217635511do you like the song 'don't play your rock and roll to me' by smokie
>>217635499he posted earlier you senile dolt
>>217635485nodonbass is rightfully british
>>217635499/b/ 2008-esque image
Wages absolutely shagged. Made £1,734 working a minimum wage job in August and made £1,869 working a graduate role this month. Did I really fling myself £40k into debt just to make an extra £150 a month?
That 6 7 song didn't chart at all.Like it wasn't #1, #4 or #100. Ever. Not after the meme and not after Time Magazine said that 6 7 was the word of the year.
>>217635511Kek literally this.Btw same thing happened with the Danzig, German town, German people, etc.
>>217635434What happened to the medics of the /brit/ battalion?
>>217635536helps the economy and builds the country you see around you today to be happy in (if you arent happy its because of immigrants)
>>217635536really grim
>ah yes let's ban 4chan for explicit material >image search engines completely unchanged
release axel ruddybankera in rosdov, point him to moscow, tell him theres white girls in the kremlinwar over in 3 days
>>217634494wish i could get those sausage rollsi have jaffa cakes
What do you lads thing the cutoff age will be for conscripts? Maybe being old will finally pay off. Fuck dying for the worst government the UK has ever had.
>>217635524oh I must have missed him :,(
https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzRQrpZ3/Your chance to vote for gimmick of the year
what the FUCK even is that thing
sandra bullock could still get it
>>21763557867
>>217635536before or after taxes
>>217635578I read 41
choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN_gcFcI68c
>>217635585As could your mum
>>21763557850 or 55
>>217635499blessed image
my desire to defend britian diminishes with each passing night that I hear the boris-wave nigerians in my flat-share screech and squawk through the night
>>217635578Ends at 26 in the US so prob something similar unless everyone got dieded
>>217635581all shite desu
>>217635567kektell lucy letby there are newborns in crimea and let her loose
>>217634778It's David Mitchell, a comedian who has been in various things. I dunno anything about this DUI business you mention
>>217635601That is mash potato not ice cream
>>217635594both after taxes
>>217635432It’s hard to predict since cats can vary a lot in temperament but they get on most of the time, even if they’re slightly older. From what I’ve read and heard, female cats can be a problem so maybe just get two boy cats.
i'm horny, horny horny horny
john madden
>>217634778You’re thinking of Matthew Broderick
>>217635612there are literal glowies ITT telling you to forget about this and go die on their behalf lmao
>>217634701I sure hope nobody here is using their ISPs DNS servers
>>217635634would kill for that wage
>>217635593>>217635599>>217635605Bros.... I don't wanna die to drones for an imaginary line on a map
tell heathermong the russians have tonsil stones and say "try and" and he'll sort it out faster than you can say "24 nuggets"
>>217635059Rorke will respond to this with lines he's absorbed from X, his favourite propaganda safe spaceLines such as>the real problem with the uk is immigration!And>russia isn't our enemy! they're trad and based!
Storming a Russian trench without a rifle helicoptering my willy in the hopes of being captured and raped
>>217635652You get pints for $1
>>217635578>Maybe being old will finally pay offimagined a self-entitled pensioner saying this and legitimately became furious
tell the cronem they built a gherkin in moscow aha x
>>217635454read this article earlier at work and got a bonermight set up a rival business that seeks to expose sex workers
mental how one day I'll have children
>>217635693no we dont
>>217635673
>>217635648technically it's very easy for an ISP to intercept plain DNS requests even if you change your DNS settings so you need DNS over HTTPSnow whether they will bother who knows
>>217635714Mental how one day I'll shag them
>>217635725right well presumably you mean once they turn at least 16 years old
bring the boys back home
>>217635733Didn't mean otherwise you dirty nonce
>>217635733No
want world peace and no wars where europeans would inevitably die for the interest of the you-know-whosbut at the same time fighting in a war is something modern men need to experience first hand, even if warfare today is extremely gay with drones
13
>>2176357566+7
>>217635755back in the day, men fought wars because honour earned them a wife and children
tobeunny
got a great idea for a book, but also fully aware that I'm too stupid to make anything legitimately enjoyable
UM x
>>217635755lol you can go experience it then palinform the rest of us of the point you end up feeling like a man
>>217635777Just use chatgpt lad. No one will know
>>217635777Let those trips guide your writing hand
rorke sees a bar of soap and starts crying
>>217635792https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAfUzy98o6o
been sneezing a lot
Mental how you just wake up one day and suddenly you’re old. You see some new actor or musician or footballer and you think “yeah I’m about the same age as them” and you look them up and they’re 12 years younger than you, you see their year of birth and you can vividly remember things you did years before that.
mad how Dostoyevsky wrote a whole load of books about specifically me
Venezuela war bride
>>217635813are you the underground man
the solids to liquid ratio of these canned soups is way offneed to add some saltines
>>217635813mad how Nabokov wrote one about me
>>217635813didn't know they had thinkpads in 19th century siberian prisons
>>217635813I am literally Prince Myshkin
wish i was born into the russian nobility in the late 19th century
>>217635803And you spent most of that time as a tripfag on brit
>>217635830um
NEW>>217635860>>217635860>>217635860
