The Japanese high school girls I'm teaching english don't call me sensei
i used to think there was nothing lower than being some english teacher sexpat... then (You) come around working as a english tutor for free
>>217635834>for freeI get paid
>>217635098Why are you teaching English when you're Italian?Talk about blind leading the blind...
>>217635098Well, it wouldn't be a senseible thing to do, would it!
>>217635876>Why are you teaching English when you're Italian?Because I'm bilingual
>>217635876because your language is hella easy therefore hella stupid
>>217635907How do you even teach English if your students only know Japanese? Do you know some basic Japanese?
>>217635098Are you allowed to spank them at least?
>>217635907nigga I'm biracial and I'm not out there teaching kids how to hotwire carsstay in your lane
>>217636972Nigga how do you think people learned foreign languages before schools were a thing? A Portuguese guy who landed in Japan 100s of years ago had to learn the language just by interacting with the locals.
>>217635891Based
>>217637086>tf>tp
>>217636933Can you pronounce the "th" sound correctly?
>>217637368no but I'm not him, I'm another dudepay attention bro
>>217637447>says language is easy>can't pronounce the most common word correctlyLol
>>217637534it's easy as hell
>>217637130When Alexander the Great first arrived in India, he needed Persian interpreters who knew Greek as well as interpreters who knew both Persian and Sanskrit. In the days of the Mughals, Europeans often had to hire interpreters who had experience with Arabic or Persian before they could start with learning Hindi.And when they got over to China, they heavily relied at first on merchants who knew languages like Farsi, Hindi, Gujarati, or even Malay. Once you had a member of your crew who could speak, read and write in Chinese, then you could easily communicate with Japanese and Korean bureaucrats, since they all had the same education in the Daxue (Great Learning - the Confucian Four Books and Five Classics). Japanese and Korean Buddhist monks often knew Sanskrit as well (due to it being the language which many Buddhist sutras and commentaries were best preserved in), giving foreign visitors with prior experience in India a strong advantage.To sum it up, the world has been connected not by people who went in totally blind and ignorant of other cultures, but rather by bilinguals who served as links between one culture and another. Polyglots have on occasion come in handy, but for the most part, knowing 2 or 3 languages extremely well has been enough for meaning to be transmitted suitably well.
Per favore, insegnami l'italiano invece dell'inglese Sensei
>>217635891Basil you cheeky fuck
>>217635098What then? Pesei? Itasei?
>>217635870such a low wage, you're basically working for free. Life of a yuropoor
>>217635098Yamato's daughters should not show respect to goyjin
>>217635098よぉイタ公
>>217635098teach them some italian
>>217635098It's over. The Axis has fallen.
>>217635098Why not teach Italian?Japanese people who come to learn Italian are 100% fond of Italy, so they should feel like absolute king.
>>217635098this character is male btw
>>217642727i am now interested in seeing them naked
>>217642742Bill from Black Souls, lots of cute art
>>217637565Iss eesee ass ell
>>217636972They already know basic English
>>217635098Why would they? You're not Japanese. You're probably an ALT too, which isn't really a teacher, just a paid English speaking monkey.Not to be critical that is.
>>217638520>>217642416Because it's against the platform's terms of service.
They probably call you Ojiisan (tl notes Ojiisan means old man).
>>217644556They call me oniisama
>>217635098Imagine how you looks chud Basically Italian and French man is seen by our girls as the icon of the hybrid of being cool and sexy dude If you looks average Italian you could get treated as prince
>>217642863Just fyi italian has both "s" and "ss" sounds, exactly like english does. It's just the most unhinged terronis who cant pronounce "s" like in "casa" (house)
>>217644566You should force them to call you onīchan instead Being called onīsama instead of being called sensei means you are giving them good impression You can do it
It means you're teaching them well.
>>217644855>If you looks average Italian you could get treated as princeAlteady do, both men and women love me. But Japanese chuds hate me.
>>217635098Doubt.jpg
>>217645129>Japanese chudsThey are our greatest allies.
>>217645129why do they hate you?
>>217638520l'italiano è difficile da insegnare
>>217645879Some shitbag who worked in schools interrupted my lesson and gave me a 2 star review last friday because "I talk too much" despite having like 20 extra minutes because he wanted to skip 3/4 of the lesson material. Sometimes you meet these types and you have to be a doormat for a lesson before blocking them. I will never try to befriend one of these asswipes again.
>>217647037>gave me a 2 star reviewwtf, why are you getting star reviews in the first place? where are you teaching, a restaurant?
>>217637086Seems like a you problem.
>>217647319I'm teaching online
