Icarus edition
Boltok the rapist
Why are they called benders
Emma Watson's poo subedition
needing to win 2 of 2 in a run of 5 goes is a 50% chance to win both
um
>>217635873opposite of straight
one month into my new customer support job and the boss took one of my tickets and put it in the team channel with the caption "This is BAD"I wish I were joking. Nice humiliation ritual desu
>>217635902Why is it called straight
Brendan the Papist
https://files.catbox.moe/s09j9r.mp4why are they always the primary victims?
Just got accused of being Spaino. Suppose I asked for that by posting here while on holiday.
>>217635912intended direction
>>217635813Mad how White Nights is basically just a beautifully written book about an incel and a oneitis >“And so I ask myself: 'Where are your dreams?' And I shake my head and mutter: 'How the years go by!' And I ask myself again: 'What have you done with those years? Where have you buried your best moments? Have you really lived? Look,' I say to myself, 'how cold it is becoming all over the world!' And more years will pass and behind them will creep grim isolation. Tottering senility will come hobbling, leaning on a crutch, and behind these will come unrelieved boredom and despair. The world of fancies will fade, dreams will wilt and die.
>>217635873cause they're bent
>>217635906screaming thought this only happened in thirdie countries like mine
>>217635906What did you do
>>217635930thats nasty
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiGqKwy4yM0>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiGqKwy4yM0
Never read any of the classics me. Its just not a realistic endeavour for me to begin.
i would only support an international war if it caused a wave of massive total deportation at homein fact maybe this is what the uk needsif english young men were dying abroad the country genuinely couldnt tolerate niggers/pakis/other scum of the earth at homethe more i think about it the more i believe its the only thing that would actually begin the mass deportation this country is screaming out for.anyone have better ideas? what else in real terms could actually initiate mass deportation and sustain the public will for it?imagine every week several hundred brits (white obviously) were dying in eastern europethere is no way in hell that niggers/pakis could maintain their current behaviour in such circumstances. extremes demand extremes and i honestly think that might finally be the end of pakis/niggers in the uk
I'm cooked
>>217635965communist
>>217635965Why not?
poo sells, but who's shiteing?
>>217635918Thought this was the Chinese gay video again
Hearing Gimmick of the Year has been rigged by heathermong.Poor showing. GOTY will be considered illegitimate from here on out due to their lack of action on this.
>>217635939A client hoodwinked me. They asked a seemingly innocent question (When was this done?) which I answered honestly based on the logs. That was bad though -- because that showed we failed to deliver on time, which I didn't know. So I should have denied/obfuscated, apparently
hey hey you you i dont like your boyfriendno way no way i think you need a new one
>>217635986So they want you to lie? You did the right thing
>>217635965im eating pizza burger ~ hot dog~s) you are a communist shill
rorke as a youngun on the right
>>217635974I'm raw'd
Is the Umbunny here?
(so im eating pizza burger ~ hot dog~s)
The British lad who moved to Spain with his family when he was young hasn’t posted here in a while :(
>>217635986Literally nothing wrong with this. Was it your work? As in, your ticket? If not you have done nothing wrong
imagine you're a horse and you're like "Yes i'm a horse i can eat grass and my knob's massive"Then some pikey just jumps on you bare back and starts ragging you down an alleywaygrim
>>217636006there arent black ones in womens basketball because women sports teams dont care about winning
Rorke mate...
>>217636006Black Excellence displays itself from an early age
Using Lush pink peppermint foot lotion
Britain doesn't have culture
Mental how I could beat all of you in a fight
Rorke listening to Skrewdriver and being like "ayo this beat slaps why isn't it popular any more"
epic.. rap.. battles of hisotryhitler VERSHUSh churchillBEGIN
>>217636040guy on the left is pretty omega actually...
>>217636004I know. Concerning behaviour from toilberg, alas>>217636033No of course not the incident in question was before I even joined the company
>>217636040trannycord incels still trying to force their "memes" in 2025 omds
>>217636079lighten up it's funny
mental how Chile's new president is the son of a Nazi who fled Germany
>>217636034Shan’t be imagining this
Never had a job for longer than 12 monthsThe existential dread gets too much to bear and I just quit
So... This is the umbunny?
>>217636040"I'm da based alpha" isn't a believable thing that people say Leftypol
>>217636075Bizarre. I'd ask him exactly what he wants your relationship with customers to be. Sounds like he's giving you carte blanche to lie to them
https://news.sky.com/story/uks-sons-and-daughters-need-to-be-ready-to-fight-amid-growing-russian-threat-says-head-of-armed-forces-13483860Are you ready?
>>217636099the jock in the picture is very likely a right wing trump voter :/
>>217636100
im da based alpha
>>217636113UM x
>>217636100Meme irrelevant country
Might become one of those guys who go to charity shops and car boot sales and sell random shite on Ebay
>>217636108kektimthe money coming in is nice but I don't want to spend most of my waking hours there so I just quit
I have said "im da based alpha" at least 2 times
steaming
>>217636126But he's not Rorke. He's probably never heard of 4chan
Can't go two days without boozing, me
>>217636160At this time?
>>217636122Let's take this seriously for a minute: they really mean thisWhere's the increased budget for defence? Manufacturing? Where's the recruitment drive? Real actions are absent. So these are just words
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762039918785769.webm
Made mulled wine today from red wine and spices and orange peel. Wasn't too bad actually
Had a drink at 8am
>>217636170aye
>But he's not Rorke. He's probably never heard of 4chan
>>217636192hell yeah
alcoholic hours x
>>217636139Only viable if you live out of your van or something, surely
>>217636174yeah its just laughable bollocks
Business idea; we have WW3, nukes are swapped between sides and everything is blown up, and then the one thousand Brits who are left build a new society free of hate and brown people
Wish I could grow a beard. Think I'd actually look fucking sick with one
rorke devouring the dubai chocolate
Are there any modern dating apps that aren't absolutely shite? Are there any where I can meet women from other countries that aren't total scams?Have been out of the game for about 10 years... apps weren't really the way things were done back then. I never needed them.
>>217636116nooo but he made a meme depicting himself as a football player and you as stephen colbert who gets no fanny you have to believe it even though nobody else does!!
feeling dysphoric
>>217636238you will never meet a good woman on these apps
>>217636238Yes mate. The local pub, called Gain a Clue dot com
>>217636193why do they all have incredibly long heads
>>217636126chads in america are always fence sitting moderates
An American charity is raising funds to build a steam train that they plan on using to beat the record of fastest every steam train, our mallard! I'm fuming.
i am extremely sad tonight
>>217636278a low vitamin D runt are you
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765801478999029.mp4
>>217636238dating apps are useless a man in the uk if you aren't a top 5 % man
>>217636185did you do the patrician syrup method or just bung it all in a pot together like a barbarian?
>>217636270true tbft. based fence sitting former shagger
>>217636260Yeah that's what I'm afraid of.>>217636263I don't drink. I used to meet birds at metal gigs but I'm almost 40, probs can't get away with that one anymore.
>>217636288vpn award
>>217635973>anyone have better ideas?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insurgency
>>217636270it's not that they are moderates, they just don't care because they are more interested in shagging
>>217636286No you're not!! Nobody says this!!!
>>217636277>I'm fuming.they should use you to power a train then! LOL x
>>217636305unc
my life is over
>>217635973The gas running out. They don't like the cold
>>217636207I mean as a hobby/"side hustle" haha
might get the amateur latinx porn on
>>217635860>us brits are the superior race innit mate xx>only UK city that isn't economically third world tier is almost 50% brown
i deserve a 1920s flapper gf with a hairy vag
I’m an MI5 agent
my 20s were like the usa's 20s — the great depression.*smug look*
IM DA BASED ALPHA
>>217636331KAHTEEM
>>217636366Bush chads rise up
>>217636353Argument doesn't really work when that same city was the centre of financial power in the world when it happened to be 99% white.
brmxit
or whatever i know the dates are wrong but my 20s weren't roaring so idk
>>217636370is that you
Eric B. & Kahteem
Famed Hungarian communist writer Lev. T. Pol
>>217636404えと
>>217636416sounds like a fucking Jew
idek what to do any more
>>217636353crazy how parasites choose to leech primarily off successful hosts init?
suicidal ideation much stronger than usual tonight umpuppies
>>217636424I don't think that's all too realistic
>>217636445what's wrong umpuppy x
>>217636445how old are you?
fucking hell
not meant to be happy
king halo +96 speed (white inspiration). poggers
just had to shut down a debit card and credit card in the last week due to fraudlent charges, probably jeets or an eastern european jeet
So Fodenbunny and umbunny are the leaders of the umcrew
>>217636494doesnt even look fake anymore, like this is the real brad
>>217636376actually the 1920s were quite prosperous until right at the end in 1929, also the great depression affected the whole world, not just america
>>217636445me too*gives you a hug*
>>217636459hate my life and want to die xx
all the umcreatures resting peacefully in the umbarn x
having a poo in a minute x
>>217636494titan of /brit/
what's your face christmas movie lads
the umbunnies and umpuppies going out for a little cute adventure to the umriver next to the umbarn only to get devoured alive with blood spilling everywhere by the umalligators
>>217636518*gives you a big kiss*
mental how peng the british minimum wage is
>>217636569This has been debunked
umi is doing important business call at the moment x
>>217636568know a bloke like this who proudly tells people he has lilo and stich bedding despite being almost 40 years old
>>217636591seems umi is a catholic
>>217636592>lilo and stichgood movie that
>>217636621No it isn't. You twat.
>>217636618well she's fictional same as the catholic faith x
JP cup when king halo is 3*s for now at least I have affinity with the parents & grandaprents ^.^
>>217636650not sure about that one
>>217636652^.^ xx
>>217636504he's gayer, and faggier, and zesty toohe's the first member of the U M crewU M, ummy mong
talking to dadberg and he's so bloody blackplled
Just made some Asda party food. 7 for a tenner
women getting married in their early forties after riding the fuckboy carousel in their teens, twenties, thirties
Andy's Man Club was good but exhausting. Forgot how tiring it can be to talk and listen for 2 hours
Wonder how large Rorke's gigantic stash of transgender images is
>>217636720nothing wrong with that rorke
what a shame
2026 will be a brilliant year for me.
king halo going to 1st place until the camera pans to him then dropping to place 4-5
>>217636591Stop posting you fucking fag
>>217636767stop misgendering her
bunch o random fucking races won hope I get the epithet
hello
>>217636774
please please etc let me let etc get what i want this time
nigga said helloadele ass nigga
>>217636640wrong
>>217636816UM x
>>217636591UM xx
>>217636846not sure what's more unbelievable this meme being accurate or someone actually drinking 2% milk
>>217636846ktim
>>217636818What a banger. Love this cover version me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSq3BFGi7HEBut please, please can I get what I want this time. I miss her...
sir deano o'rorke
getting very emotional lads
fucked up at toil today and i reckon im going to get into bother for it tomorrow. that being said im at the end of my tether and part of me hopes i get the sack.
umi x
I have to sleep with a helmet on because in my dreams I keep being punched in the head I an powerless to stop it
i'm based
>>217636898what about lad?
>>217636923can't really say but thanks for the reply
my life is totally fucking fucked
>>217636887Is that you lad?
>>217636846
WHAT IS THE POINT OF LIFE ANYMORE HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAAA
>>217636945right that's me having a wank then isn't it
>>217636945state of that bloke tbqh
>>217636959Reckon I've got it worse
e•mo•tional pink witch
I will die childless.
>>217636945hot steamy poos come out of there on most days
>>217636989Yeah probs my life isn't actually that bad. Live on my own with a decent job but I'm terribly lonely
Any hopeless pooey arsed drug addicts in who have no hope of ever doing anything to make other people proud
any pooing man in
mumstein's obsessed with that jon hamm meme from boomertok
>>217636998yeah but they're cute girl poos that smell soft and delicate
>Whole-of-society effort needed to deter Russia threat, armed forces chief saysrorke getting sent to front lines to defend our multicultural and diverse society
>>217636999how old are you?get on the appsif that doesn't work then do sex tourism
Done a 4 day weekend
>>217636954fair enough. i've been an emotional wreck recently, it's been most uncharacteristic for me. i know one should never wish for life to pass by but id love to snap my fingers and skip the next 3 weeks.
Why die for Diversity?
crodie dm'd sayin he wid a yung yung in room 82 at di gherkin
>>217637060Why are you not invited?
>>217637030>get on the appssoul destroying
3* power daiwa (2x 3* speed parents)
>>217637030I'm 29I don't want a roastie from an app. I'm just lonely in general anyway, no friends and basically no family you see (I only have my mum and my brother who I only see several times a year)
well that's a woman taking a shit, using it as a dildo then squirting
>>217637076was on shift last nite x
>>217636996
>>217637083you might have to tolerate a woman who has rode the cock carousel and is ready to settle downi'm sorry anon, but that is what it has come down to
>>217637052iktf. just have to plough through and not start on the booze etc. hope you feel better
>>217637083bro gonna fold, he gonna cuck out with a pang pang lmao
game saved me from pulling 10 banners on the rudolf (I want rudolf or more importantly more umas)
>>217637054Diversity is our strength. An unwilling to die for diversity is weakness and must be purged.
>>217637100
>>217637100No you weren'tYou took that picture on your incelwalk LOL
last nite shift was a mad ting, em sum bouncin on dat phat oval and squirtin all ova place. top floor restaurant served quorn special
thinkin bout wee every night oh
+12 power +42 speed special week going in (2* power special week) hopefully king halo gets the epithet now
>>217637109what girl would even want a weird friendless freak like me though?
>>217637144>how many of my dogshit gimmicks can I fit into my dogshit LQ spambot post
>>217637134i took it on pon gherkin walk, i needed to stretch my calves after em sum lay-cee
>>217637165pAnG pAnG
>>217637174If you're willing to share photo proof, why don't you post a hand timestamp proving you're black.I have a funny feeling you'll provide an excuse instead
>>217637169mans crashing out
>>217637165most of them probably won'tyou will have to date below your looks levelit's either that, or living alone for the rest of your life
>>217637199It is quite clearly heatherpedo
>>217637174sup quodieyam in street? x
when click-clack speakin illegal cronem see katy at netball practice
>>217637208this life is a series of failure and breakdowns
>the lambeth walkI sleep>the gherkin walkreal shite?
hail satan
>>217637231
>>217637221no, not after dat shift
can't breathalyze meth
Might enter my flat cap ear
https://www.flickr.com/photos/72213316@N00/925962838
The epic gimmick of pretending to be a paedophile sex worker who eats quorn on shift. Brilliant stuff.
nimi nightshift
>>217637269was a paki at my uni who used to wear a flat cap and a trench coat to all his classes
if its a potato or a nut its a foodage
>>217637298a clue gained
>>217637278man b yammin doegettin energy for later, yung aardvark slit
>>217637313are you a girl
can't bear this pain
>>217637326whats wrong hun
just seen an insane sentence
americans trying to teach brits about try to
>>217637326what's wrong, hung?
>>217637350My post touched a nerve didn't it
>>217637325gender neutral
>>217636977I wish. But nah he's good but a small channel. he has a band too. I really hope he can make it big. He has a great voice and feel for music.
>>217635860
>>217637019that's a bloke
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwyg76rx1p1onot even british journalists know the subjunctive mood
>>217637112Honestly i've been running on empty for so long I feel like I have nothing more to give in order to plough on. I've not had a break since September and feel very exploited by toil. The one thing keeping me going at the moment is my time off in January, although I suspect my family intends to make that as difficult for me as the can.
>>217637400you'd think they was stupid
>>217635973what extent would these deportations go to? it wont do anything unless deportations extend to people whose families have been living here for generations and i can't realistically see that happening, the rot runs deep
sex with 76 year old Sigourney Weaver
>>217637400
>>217637400I keep seeing BBC articles with spelling and grammar mistakes lately.
waddap plebs
>>217637351Beto?
Heathermong has stopped pretending to be a paedophile sex worker now
>>217637448Based
wanktoil then off tae bed>>>/gif/29962146>>>/gif/29950730
don't even care about the migrantsjust want a looksmatched gf
>>217637506not gonna find her in here are you?
last night i blogged on about being unable to choose an alias to post my music under but today i have come up with two that i can't choose betweenlike them both equally but dont know which is the right one
actually doing a poo as i write this
>>217637533and where would you be posting this music?
>>217637400The entitlement of women truly knows no bounds.
>>217637459It should say 'that' not 'which' as it's a restrictive clauseAmericans always use 'that' correctly in restrictive clauses
>>217637506pang pang is going to rizz up and rinse out a naive soft touch like you
>>217637448Noticed she's now at that age where she has to wear hearing aids regularly. Still, she's one of the few 70+ actresses I'd wouldn't mind having sexo with.
>>217637477That was my late father, the name's Diabetoh. Charmed
I need bitches
mad how locked in I am in the late hours between 11pm and 2amthe world is quiet yet my mind is restless with creativity
mambo
timmy flying to manilla and thinking he finally chad when the shemales touch his fat belly
It's just boring gimmick after boring gimmick with heatherpaedo isn't it?
watching mr robot
Is there a Gen Alpha version of 4chan
>>217637627dogshit post >>217637630good post
sheffield folk can't suffer
>>217637639Instagram
>>217637592who else is on your 70+ list
>>217637649
>>217637639tiktok/discord
>>217637605woah that pic looks just like me
>>217637413we're capable of enduring a lot more than we think we can and hopefully by the end of it you'll have the clarity to make a change or decision that changes the situation
>>217637720kill yourself
Taking "bunny" requests
>>217637727poobunny
New>>217637750>>217637750
>>217637497hank hill arse
