tea time edition
Any deep vein thrombosis man in?
Last shift for two weeks lads. Toilberg told me to keep my phone on in case he needs me but I shan't be doing that lol
Eat Out to Help Out
Will never in a million years catch me posting in a /cum/ thread
>>217642618Didn't go to any restaurants but it was a good excuse to eat out my gfs pussy every day. I buried my face into that thing like it was my last meal. FUCK I love eating pussy
Sick of these cunts self diagnosing themselves with autism, depression and other mental health issues because they are convinced there must be an explanation as to why they are weird little cunts instead of just having personality quirks
Mad how many single females there are in Russia after all the young men got ground up in Putin's war machine. Get them all imported
>>217642641
Russian women are disgusting
doing a barrel roll
I'll help the birthrate crisis with a Ukrainian gf please, Keir
>>217642666bizarre webmnothing of note in this 27s long video besides the very first second of arse
Nobody ever saw Don Henley and Gordon Lightfoot in the same room together.
Where to get killed humanely
>>217642666>>217642666i see these cunts on tiktok all the time their videos are just look at this womans arse and then the camera pans off to some old russian decrepit bastards dancing
doing a read
omd
>>217642728there'll be boomers out there really thinking this is real
>>217642666those above ground gas pipes are so russian it’s crazy
>>217642842omg who will deliver our pressies now
No pics bro
Shouldn't go out
>>217642880Nigga lives in heaven
It is STILL pitch-black FUCK OFF
>>217642666SOVL
>>217642880the good old dangerous winter airremember getting free fp2 masks handed out in the street back in 2018
Who is the ghost character in this
>>217642897you know we live in hell when the most perfect day is literally bad for you.
>>217642880i imagine greece smells quite bad
>>217642915uboanewfag
how do i stop shitting every single day at toil after lunch lads its becoming a real problem to my productivity
Turntables o algo
erm...lads?
pulled a sicky haha have that toilberg
>>217642954reckon I'll be dead of the aids before then
>>217642946Unironically could be bowel cancer
>>217642942cheers big ears
>>217642954shall be saying this when the call up comes >>217642961
>>217642961toilberg here, seething as I cannot do anything, you've pulled a bloody sicky, Keir Starmer would bend me over and rape me if I tried to make you work today and that
>>217642966kin ell dont scare me like that
>>217642954I'm in my 30s and old and decrepit and I also will be bad in a team so I should just stay at home with my feet up
>>217642954>and daughtersmad that women traded the domestic life for the right to wage slave and die in wars
New Zealand's oldest building, the Mission House in Kerikeri, built in 1822 AD. Alongside it is the country's oldest stone building, the imaginatively-named Stone Store, which was erected in 1836 AD.
>>217642995Imagine being a woman captured by the russian army. Fate worse than death.
>>217642995>domestic lifeWell they aren’t cats or dogs are they
>>217643009Women are probably safer on the front lines than here in England these days
Kelly Clarksons Underneath the Tree is the best Christmas song and it's not even close.Fuck MariahFuck wizardFuck sladeCome at me
>>217643009reckon I'll imagine scoring the winner for hull city in the cup final or getting rimmed by angela white thank you muchly
>>217643009It’s 2025 not the olden days lmao
>>217643017Your mum's a dog
>>217643027WRONGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U08h5zgZW98
>>217643017what do you think domestic means lad
Mad how spacetime is a thing which warps and that
>>217643002seems like a lovely country, would love to see it someday
>>217643050Like domesticated like an animal
UMMMM...
that mud song that sounds like its elvis is the best christmas song ITLL BE LONELY THIS CHRISTMAS
>>217643062the future leftypol wants for all english girls
>>217643002Did the Maori not have buildings like?
domestic assault is when a pet dog or cat bites you
Remember back at school I used to be so bad at creative writing my teacher thought I was retarded
>>217643042I don't think the Russian military cares about feminism or human rights as much as you think
>>217643084And now look at you, posting shit on Brit. Your teacher would be proud
>>217643061and what's the difference between domesticated and non-domesticated animals go on don't be shy give it a go
is welcome to londonderry worth watching
>>217643093that about the troubles
>>217643102no its about this clown who eats people and then all the kids have an orgy in a cave to stop him
>>217643092Non domesticated dogs are like free in the wild and can do what they want. Domesticated dogs are stuck in a house all day no freedom
it's important to remember that the inside of the female mind resembles that of a storm in which she must continuously seek shelter fromthey will always agitate for change as the storm can never truly cease
>>217643093I think you mean welcome to Derry
>>217643132so gerry adams?
Army Group North: Finland, Sweden, Norway, Estonia, Latvia, Denmark, BritainArmy Group Centre: Germany, Poland, Lithuania, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Netherlands, BelgiumArmy Group South: France, Romania, Italy, Spain, Croatia, Slovenia, Bulgaria, Turkey
Absolutely love tits
>>217642577https://youtu.be/Nmcz3Pfyayo?si=yMyQifwG3mA-wUBh
>>217643139No it’s a place in America
>>217643147We'd be the last to be invaded so I reckon the rest of the lads in mainland europe have got this. They can send their women over here for safe keeping, we can defend their 19-25 year old women from putin whilst the men larp as soldiers(get mulched by long range missiles).
>>217643147>Army Group North: Finland, Sweden, Norway, Estonia, Latvia, Denmark, BritainSo Britain and like 15 jfs
wakey wakey rorke
the exodus of the toilman thusly commences
6.5 days of toil leftAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGH
Wondering how many of the Russians fighting in Ukraine are people who've been in jail. I've heard it's a large percentage of them
>>217643198think you mean wakey wakey leftypol because he needs to wake up to the idea not all foreners are good people
mental how we're a tiny little island completely exposed yet nobody ever bothered conquering us, why did everyone just leave us alone
>>2176432104.5 for me
>>217643229we're well hard
>>217643229because we're freaks who would do weird stuff . they'd charge and we would just be standing there in a field picking our bums and sniffing it and wanking away
>>217643210>>217643233the goycattle
am ready to die for shekelberg lads
>>217643229no strategic importance or resources
>>217643288vittu
mental how england hasnt gone independent mental how the UK even exists like the people in the 4 parts of it dont even like each other who made it all 1 country
ain't no way anyone is agreeing to be sent to Russia surely
>>217643229We r been conquered right now
>>217643308Will it be cash or card
>>217643229Well we used to have this thing a navy that would btfo out of enemy ships transporting troops. If your ships get sunk in the English Channel and you lose a good portion of your army you're up shit creek without a paddle. Look what happened to Napoleon after he fucked up the invasion of Russia
>>217643325Grow up
>>217643310not a chance. people would rather be thrown in jail if it came to it. there isn't even the social pressure of all society hating you for it because no one gives a shit
>>217643335:P
>>217643325you lot are the biggest cucks of all not even a semblance of a proper independence movement iyc
Twas the night before Christmas and wee Rorke was snoring his little head off
twas the night before christmas and all through the house not a creature was posting not even the mouse
leftypol playing jospehrorke playing the donkey
>>217643386rorke playing an angel because there wasn't enough girls
>>217643229Romans?Normans?Multiple failed attempts by Spain and France?
>>21764335735% support is pretty good since there is no party pushing for independence and 20/25% of the country is English people who have moved here. Not bad I say
You will live long enough to see an independent Scotland, Wales and unified Ireland in your lifetime because Westminster are so fucking useless and weak
reading dailymail commentsenjoying the unending rorkeness
>Mfw I see Paige Turnahs large Anglo Booty
These black gangsters are SMART! They play cheese and wear bowties
Well I've only gone and fallen in love with the goth girl that works in Greggs, lads.She's genuinely really pretty, naturally full lip, covered head to toe in tattoos. She looks at every customer with a completely uninterested expression, says the bare minimum in a monotone voice, does everything with a slow unbothered pace, makes cold directly eye contact. It's so hot.
just put the bedsheets in the wash
>>217643440just shagged her last night aha
>>217643440give her your sausage roll
>>217643440I fell on love with a goth type girl that worked at my local one stop about a decade ago. Slim, red hair, big tits. Probably should have tried to make a move but I have crippling low self esteem about how fugly I am. Oh well
need a wife with a posh british accent
>>217643453NO YOU DIDNT STOP LYING >>217643456I would kill my mother to give her my sausage roll. I also want to marry her.>>217643458Does she still work there? Go back
Playing the Yume Nikki so I am
>>217643472no i meant actually buy a sausage roll and give it to heras a romantic gesture
>a decade ago>Does she still work there?
>>217643415ireland will not unite i will stop it through my unbreakable will
>>217643489a seal denied his gimmick of the year awardfear his terrible wroth
>>217643487not that uncommon for women to doss around in service jobs their whole life
>>217643487Yeah mate goth girls are famously known for their passionate career progression
>>217643485i was going to say earlier dont try to just play it youll need a guide. or at least i did cause im a thick cunt
>>217643485good game for late nights that
>>217643489we must all crawl inside the poo seal vaginal hole
>>217643433screaming
>>217643511Have never mentioned it before in my entire life
>>217643485Get the aztec rave monkey on
any funny little fellas in?
>>217643511its more fun if you explore yourself and let weird shit happen
i wasn't even born here (dad was working abroad when i was born so i ended up with a british passport) and i never bothered getting a british citizenship so i can't be conscripted can i
>>217643485i though you were him>>217642915
does anyone have a black ribbon next to the logo on youtube? whats it for
>>217643547>i ended up with a british passportthen you are a british citizen
>>217643561Patron Saint Georgus Floyddus
>>217643561
>>217643554Oh lol as it happens that is me#Went from seeing the Uboa banner on the 4chan to downloading the Yume Nikki on Steam so I did
>>217643561>>217643573mental how 6 people get killed and jewtube adds a ribbon to their logo but when those same people genocide hundreds of thousands it's bad to even call them out for it
>>217643561We have to think about the Jews today Bruce, we can't be antisemitic now
>Yume Nikki is a 2004 surrealist adventure game created by the pseudonymous Japanese developer Kikiyama. never played this, weird1:30am and im bored so i might give it a go
well google is owned by this guy so yeah
The rich people draining the lives of everyone else, think of the rich people!
>>217643567sorry just woke up, i meant american passport
/brit/ stands with the Jews as they continue to wipe out the browns in Gaza
>>217643579fucking howling thats like something i would do. like the time /brit/ mindraped me into watching frasier
Mad how we're on the verge of war and the UK needs money but the patriotic billionaires will just flee to Dubai when the country calls for a measley 1%
>>217643595blud is called sir gay
>>217643621dubai chocolate labubu 6 7
>>217643632scromiting
>>217643621We're not on the verge of anything Rorke grow up will you
The Asian pussy is calling me
Are you well
i'm on the verge of knocking you out
who /exempt/ from military conscription here?
under new laws by kier starmer being a GAMER is now ILLEGAL
Andrew Tate is a fucking hero
>>217643662Sad seeing already healthy people taking ozempic
Kind of want to get a revolver lads
>>217643680of course it's a yank posting this zoomer cringe
I will fight and die to keep the gig economy going with all the refugees working to deliver my slop to me
No fent December going swimmingly
Just filtered the American flag. They are so fucking shit at this hour.
>there was a haulocaust survivor killed in BondiOY VEY
How does conscription even work like how can they force me to fight I would just stay home and even if they dragged me out they couldn't force me to shoot I'd just follow and stand there
>>217643715Say this out loud in your office lil bro.
>>217643717if you refuse you'd usually be imprisoned as an objectorin other countries they might have you shot
Remember my History teachers in High School would take a trip to one of the concentration camps in German every single year and cry every time the holocaust was even bought up. It's a fetish at that point.
>>217643687if i was a yank id unironically carry one of these about
>>217643715How are there any of them still alive? They must all be like 100 by now
>>217643734what if i'm a *conscientious* objector
>>217643746
https://www.reddit.com/r/GeoWizard/comments/1png645/i_stuffed_a_tenner_in_my_pocket_and_set_off_into/Geowizard subreddit still having a melty over the fact he's a reform voter
>>217642607niceoff from next tuesday for two weeks myself
genuinely did not know there were still holocaust survivors
>>217643756latex suits dont seem very practical
WARNINGREDDITOR IN THE THREADWARNING
>>217642852it is
>>217643748>>217643765One born every day
>>217643734think I'd take prison with the lads over getting droned for ZOG
lovely dutch girls
what are the chances of the few holocaust survivors left one would be the victim of a 6 person shooting. mental that
>>217643752they'd probably get you to do the kind of tedious manual labour they got the wogs to do in ww2 like driving supply trucks, loading and unloading crates of ammunition, preparing hundreds of kilos of potatoes etc
>>217643796it was a hanukkah event full of old people
how do you even survive the holocaust bro
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_BabiesCor
>>217643805sounds better than working at asda
im a generational holocaust survivor
*enters brit*
Don’t trivialise the Holocaust
When you see pictures of Somali nigger teenagers, they always look completely fucking retardedWhat’s that all about?
>>217643829their average IQ is ~60
>>217643829
wtf was her problem
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765851683684469.mp4
>>217643757it's not even that controversial when you consider the only other options are Labour *canned studio laughter* and the tories *hysterial laughter from the audience*
>>217643837Makes me proud to be British, this
>>217643717If you refuse, you'd have to prove to a court that you had a reason, and if they accept they send you up the mines or whatever the modern equivalent would be. If they refuse or you refuse to do the work, you go to jail.Back in the day it would mean your future career and social life would be destroyed and people would spit at you in the street but no one cares enough about this country to do that nowadays
>>217643835Concerning. That’s lower than a gorilla.
pretty sure they just automatically label any jew born before 1946 a "Holocaust survivor"
they call people who watched schindler's list holocaust survivers these days
The anon who always comes here talking about how blacks and browns "standing outside" looking stupid and gormless.
>>217643872For me it's when they just stand there staring at you
no chance for conscription in this country unless theres a true existential threat from fucking aliens or something. you think all the hostile foreigners and their offspring will do any fighting? you think all the pathetic frail leftypol pooters will do any fighting?you think any of the normal brits who have been systematically disenfranchised for the last 30 years will do any fighting? the government and military are insane if they think it will ever happen without mass refusal.
it's a new day yes it is
Stayed up all night, me. God knows why. Always do massive shits when I stay up all night
>>217643890new day, new poo
right well that's me off to greggs
>>217643733>officelmaohe was in Siberia btw so not even on the same continent as the holocaust imagine falling for basic hasbara script
>so rorke, you spend your free time posting on an anime website and complaining about our beautiful multicultural society
>>217643887i think theres probably enough jf's that would fight for money without much care for the cause, give them 50k a year and permanent citizenship and they'll go fight whoever the fuck you tell them to
>>217643594yeah i have literally no idea what im supposed to be doing
>>217643887ah yeah leftypol is frail and pathetic for not fighting but rorke is just a normal person who has disenfranchised lmao
>>217643844The type who browse reddit live in a smug Reddit bubble where anything but greens/leftism in the anti intellectual optionThey also form parasocial relationships with these content creators so take it really personally when they turn out not to be a mirror of themselves
>>217643887Yeah it's going to be a big fracas if it does happen, might dab a few times for no reason other than a laugh lol
>>217643909Yes I do. Let me tell you about Oswald Mosley
Doing a parasocial wank
>>217643872But I’m not wrong am I? That’s all they ever do. Just fucking stand around staring off into space.
lady at greggs gave me a free cookie to take with my tea, very sweet of her
first time hearing about geowizard as a reform voted but i gotta say crossing a country in a straight line sounds like the dumbest fucking gimmick how are people watching that crap
>>217643911good plan actually. send them all off to a faraway frontline to die so they dont come back. >>217643921learn to read you mong
>>217643909>yeah, sick of taigs chimping out
>>217643938Yes, that's all they do, rorke. They just stand and stare. Grow up mong.
>>217643939Bum her up her arse next time
just got off the phone to russia they said since you all know me you'll be alright
>>217643941Bill Bryson did that
>>217643887uk has 6 million people between 18 and 25 theyll get enough people mate
>>217643914collect all the items i thinkor go in door 8 and look for uboa
>>217643965>6 millionD-did you j-ust... oh no another holocaust!
>>217643844>and the tories *hysterial laughter from the audience*reform and tories are the same party though
>>217643949Oh do get a grip leftypol. It’s not ALL they do. They also aimlessly wander around public parks
>>217643939the milf in the cafe near where I work has a thing for me and always puts extra beef in my sandwiches x
Any Rorke who is eager for war to break out should read All Quiet on the Western Front
>>217643945good loyal chap that
boohoo
boomers thought ww1 was so awesome they went and did another one a few years later
>>217643965known to be patriotic and civically active the 18-25s, they'll surely go along with itmight even get some 14 year olds lying about their age like in ww2, yeh
>>217643977don't get me wrong I think reform are an utter joke of a party as wellcountry's fucked
glod
>>217643992nobody is eager for war to break out except billionaires that are over leveraged in war stocks
>>217644015that's kinda sweet tho
>>217643978bet they don't have inner monologues
Just been conscripted to fight for British values (a pozload in my neghole)
>>217644006theyll get enough is my point mong not all 6 million will refuse
poo seal...
might go visit rorke's brithplace
leftypol conscripted into being the barracks bumboy.
Painting from 1874, looks just like a photo from today
god this constant rorke shit is so fucking unfunny at this pointbeen spamming it all last night all this morninggive it a fucking rest
>>217644057id love to go south africa itd be like wild at heart
rorke refusing to shower at the barracks because getting naked around men is gay
>>217644043i guarantee almost all will
>>217644068no it doesn't
>>217644052Heard that japan is like the yookay and korea is ireland
KIER SHARK DO DA DO
>>217644079you're not funny
>>217644085
Rorke coming out of the trench to play Christmas footy with the Russians and getting torn to shreds by machine gun fire
>>217644074actually mad how addicted to this place spaki is. in his mid 30s too and this is how he decides to live. genuine saddo his dad doing a runner when he was a kid fully mindraped him lol
Rorke and Leftypol finally working together on an equal level without any disagreements, united against Russia
rorke rattled over rorke jokes
meltdown
leftypol on the ropes
I haven’t had a poo in five days
rorke is finished pic related
>>217643147erm we are neutral actually?
Honestly the sun took fucking ages to get off its backside this morning, winter is fucking abysmal
>>217644117always hilarious when people take rorke posts seriously do these niggas think they are literally rorke and its talking about them
>>217644074they do it because it's literally the easiest thing to post aboutincredibly low hanging fruitsame reason everyone jokes about poo and farting all the time
>>217644157yh because it's the shortest day of the year in 5 days you fucking mong
>>217642577That doesnt look like tea
>>217644166i dont think thats whats happening actually mate.
>>217644166There is at least one literally Rorke here and he always gets mad because he relates so much to Rorke
>>217644114against?
>>217644117>>217644166>>217644182neither of you are funny or wittynobody is laughing at your shit "jokes"it's honestly just sad that you spend all day doing this
>>217644157Grim innit had to get the SAD light out this morning
leftypol proudly fighting hostile russians who hate him in defence of hostile muslims who hate him
>>217644189rattled rorke
>>217643502still giggling at the gherkin winning goty'The epic gimmick of pretending to be a paedophile sex worker who eats quorn on shift.' was my favourite congratulatory messageand 'The cronem are singing RnB ballads in the shower right now to celebrate their GOTY win' was good too
>>217644181>>217644189calm down rorke
>>217644175Tea is a colloquial term for the 3rd meal of the day in some parts of the UK (north) while most places call it dinner
leftypol wonwon everything
>>217644220i accept your concession
spaki on 10 vpns all night since he voted his shitty gimmick nobody cares about to winsad almost 40 year old man doing this shit
>>217644202>leftyfag speaks>we're on the same side, breh>islamic thug speaks>NO. WE ARE NOT
>>217644144Rorke is done
the saddest thing is other people will step away but he'll be here all day and night doing this shit because it's his life
>>217644230mental what being raised by a lonely single mother does to a nigga.
rorke unable to comment
mouseman schizo spamming hours
2 minute stand up meeting. new PB.annnnnnddddd it lush
>>217644230gherkin goty
State of this thread the quicker starmer shuts it down the better
rorke acting like rorke but hes actually rorke (unironically)
im a rorke but i dont relate to any of spainos rorke posts
>>217644243>>217644272gherkin and cronem win prestigious goty
might just start doing shots of tequila until I pass out
i am rorke
gimmick of the year awards? Sorry i was busy having sex with my gf who has a real human adult vagina
>>217644331you don't have a girlfriend and you've never had sex thoughyou're posting here at 09:12 AM on a tuesday
i'm brown bread. i'm mincemeat. stick a fork in me - i'm done.
>>217644341hey only two of those statements are correct
>>217644331The me when posts crack me up.No gf here, big gimmick connoisseur you see
>>217639978>>217639978
>>217644367this is bad karma
He's done it againHe's done it agaaainThe old linking retard he's done it again
Arse, Boobs or Legs lads?
So what's Sir Keir been up to then
>>217644384Tummy > bum > boobs > legs
>>217644367hhahahaha okay this is actually really funny. What's he's done here is actually a masterclass in comedy. He's waited until a new thread is needed and instead of making one, he's linked an even older thread than this one!People are going to click that thinking they're on their way to the new but then they're met with posts from hours ago.VERY funny hahah that's me laughing lol
>>217644384Big meaty legs man me, love thick chunky knees and calves on a woman, not fat but well-built
>>217644423>>217644423>>217644423
>>217643843wtf
