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German humor 12/16/25(Tue)04:02:35 No.217644196

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>Knöckpf Knöckpf
>Who ist there?
>It is me, the earthquake
>Der Bündesrichterskaleuberhochstädtsministirium said the earthquake was at 10:05; it is 10:12
>I am a Turkish earthquake
>Ah, ja okay I see
>Ach! I have been injured in the earthquake; but thankfully the Uberfeuerwehrschützendienst will arrive within 10 minuten and I will be taken care of at state hospital free of charge
>Joke has ended
>*laughter geräusche*

Anonymous
12/16/25(Tue)04:09:20 No.217644298

Anonymous 12/16/25(Tue)04:09:20 No.217644298

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Anonymous
12/16/25(Tue)04:09:47 No.217644304

Anonymous 12/16/25(Tue)04:09:47 No.217644304

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>>217644196
>sharts
>mart
>shootings
>tips
>fent
>mexico didn't pay for the wall
Peak Comedy

Anonymous
12/16/25(Tue)04:10:37 No.217644313

Anonymous 12/16/25(Tue)04:10:37 No.217644313

>>217644196
A German walks into a bar. It is a bar mitzvah. Realizing he's in the presence of Jews, the German man prostrates himself and empties all of his wallet, remembering the holocaust, in which they killed 6 million innocent people.

Anonymous
12/16/25(Tue)04:12:03 No.217644330

Anonymous 12/16/25(Tue)04:12:03 No.217644330

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Anonymous
12/16/25(Tue)05:25:10 No.217645470

Anonymous 12/16/25(Tue)05:25:10 No.217645470

>>217644298
Actually funny kek

Anonymous
12/16/25(Tue)05:52:23 No.217645914

Anonymous 12/16/25(Tue)05:52:23 No.217645914

>>217644313
It's 13 million now due to inflation and interest rate.

Anonymous
12/16/25(Tue)06:04:51 No.217646127

Anonymous 12/16/25(Tue)06:04:51 No.217646127

>>217644298
lolocaust