chinese smoko edition
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKE
>>217644437NOOOOO YOU CAN'T FUCKING POST ABOUT RORKE NOOOOO IT'S NOT ALLOWED IT'S SPAM
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goty goes to the gherkin and cronemgreat showing yesterday evening!
really must make an effort to get things ready for christmas. Keep putting it off in favour of doing nothing. M&S voucher for gran + some food items, food + alcohol (perhaps wine again) for dad, bath smelly items + wine for mumstein. Could get all that sorted in one singular trip into town if only I could get off my arse
ate 2k calories yesterday like a fat fucking pig
Zeidy gimmicks:>Cronem>Baton >Bendy>Luh>M4>TimmyHeatherpaedo gimmicks:>Quorn>Yams>Stealing food from tesco>Turkish sweets>Barny bears>Horses (unconfirmed)>Hull>Responding to zeidy>Reminding people to filter zeidy Mousenonce (recent) gimmicks>Calling people parasites >Horses>Horse penises>Complaining about meltdowns>CaravansJust so you can keep track and filter them when needed :)
Fuck me rorke battered leftypol pillar to post last thread
Haven’t seen Belgium in a while…
What happened to state craft
>>217644464been putting it off as well but got my act together and just did it all online last night so now I can return to doing nothing until christmas
>>217644490CORRRRR
we used to have this guy, he was the best, believe me, they called him DTFIC he used to, get this, he used to post about drinking coffee out of a million dollar mug. can you believe it?
>>217644482Any confirmation that Hull is Heatherpaedo? You also missed a few from his. That red MOT car and tapir penises.
>>217644490scramnable that you can keep your foreign muck
>>217644521...yh
2026 my year fr
https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzRQrpZ3/ATTENTIONTime is running out to get your vote in for gimmick of the year 2025
>>217644510vowed to buy it all in person this year to avoid the ballache of wondering whether shite will arrive in time + needing to be in + needing to answer the doorthat's it I'm going to go into town THIS AFTERNOON and buy it all, no excuses I must buy it all.
>>217644464get her some quorn xwe're having quorn in blankets for christmas dinner
>>217644558poo seal has been a lock since like August
>>217644490mad that it's legal to sell sandwiches like this
>>217644558https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2eb58Z7here was the real goty poll from yesterday evening
>>217644558poo seal is from 2023 and came from reddit if that wins gimmick of the year its proof this place is fucking FINISHED
>>217644586completely truethankfully the cronem won goty
is poo seal an african animal?
>>217644610he sang kiss from a rose
keep forgetting this is this weekend. Shall set a reminder on my phone
It was real. All of it.
friendly reminder if you submitted a vote on those polls the person who made the poll can see your location
>>217644586I agree I think it's shite but it's what the people want
Winter is HERE... you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
>>217644586proof?
>>217644642>Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longeTried buying UK made clothes this winter and they're unaffordable if you want more than one piece
yuhh dey fiending for it
nth for the holodem
>>217644675Order fewer takeaways next year maybe you'll be able to afford them and even lose some weight tubby x
>>217644684only the finest scotch quorna national tradition up in Burns' country
Don’t understand Quentin’s quorn gimmick
>>217644700then they won't fit
>>217644686
>>2176447005'7 and built like a brick shithouse Diet cleaner than a whistleI dare you to say that to my face
it's hard to have a discussion on 4chan because everyone just wants to talk about trannies and dicks and jews
>>217644714he's just mentally ill
me? just cut out 12 whole hours of study time by making the video 1.25x speed. Im so smart and sexy and handsome
>>217644482I'm from Hull and have mentioned it a bunch of times. I've never mentioned any of those other "gimmicks." People posting the same annoying shit day after day just makes me sad for them, and I try not to think about them.
>>217644714I think it's to do with it being a neoliberal food
quite fancy pissing off my balcony and onto the street to be frank
science agrees we're real women
Should probably get some toil done before Christmas like
>>217644749my grandad was called Frank
>>217644724maybe on /britpol/here we talk about slags and small boats
we're almost coming up on poo seal's second birthday: Christmas
>>217644490This was my packed lunch for three years at secondary school. Sometimes I didn't bother eating it and let it go moldy in my school bag.
>>217644717someone's missing
>>217644684mmmhmm peel & reseal x
>>217644777i can only hope his death was peacefulmy two granddads died of lung cancer and stroke/brain bleed
>>217644804think he just drifted off in the hospital bed. His daughters were with him
>>217644784Poo seal only gained any traction because we were in such a gimmick drought that people were clinging to anything that came along
>>217644784cronem is from '24, we're tapped out on gimmickswe're gimmickless
>>217644784comes from reddit
Why do we need gimmicksCan't we just post normally
manchester
>>217644464nothing shows a son's love more than a voucher and the first result for "bath bombs" off amazon
>>217644839half the regulars have nothing going on in their lives
>>217644787only povvos know this feel
>>217644849mancringester
>>217644849bet dey gon' eat a luh quorn after x
got amazon prime but they don't seem to do next day delivery anymore, which i thought was the whole point of it
You don't need AI to make Picc Gardens look bad come on
>>217644787ever leave your lunchbox in your locker for a term?
grandad on christmas day be likechat gtp sonis that chat gtpis that aiis that alexa sonfucking foreign cunts hate themcould you do that with chat gtp son
Sir Peel &Reseal
>>217644893it's not ai
>>217644850dunno what else to get
So /brit/'s finally run its course
>>217644827debunked
>>217644903mmmhmm bet dey peelin' & resealin' x
>>217644920After 50 Years, It's Time To Say Adios To /Brit/
desperately want to get the toilfu a small christmas present but I won't because it would be weird
Do you guys like popcorn?
australia good
>>217644954not really, no
>>217644954only if it's vegan these days mate
>>217644937Were going to try and gift her your Rodger huh?
>>217644937a girl from toil in 2021 got me a little cat thing and i took it as her showing she liked me and asked her out later only to get told how sweet that was but she was too mental and yadda yadda
>>217644957why didn't she simply walk into a building
>>217644954yeah it's one of the best foods
>>217644957didn't stop him from getting a big blob of poo on his head from the looks of things
>>217644788ao-kun...
>>217644972wait her excuse for not going out with you was mental health? wew lad
>>217644954used to buy a bag of the butterkist toffee popcorn at the cinema and put it in one of the popcorn tubs so the packet rustling didn't disturb people
Rorke is NOT finished, he is just getting started
mental elves
>>217644992that was from an unrelated incident
Rorke's race is RUN
>>217644797just like my cock haha
wish i could sacrifice myself to save a few kids or something.
>>217644957fake newsbasic physics ... terminal velocity doesn't matter how big those things are they wouldn't hit hard enough to cause bruisesliterally throw a marble of that size in the air and let it hit your backdoesn't even hurtstupid fucking australians
Hearing conflicting reports about Rorke
>>217644963I see>>217644966Why are you gay?>>217644982I bought some plain popcorn kernels and going to pop them in tallow and finish it up with some melted butter. None of that goyslop microwave shit filled with seed oils for me.>>217645006I never got why people must snack on something when watching movies, I never feel the need to eat something when watching a movie.
>>217645022'
>>217645022if I was ever in some kind of disaster situation where someone needed to sacrifice themselves to save the rest of the party I would definitely be that guy. Joke is they'd probably stop talking about me like a week later though
Old people love telling you about all their weird medical problems
catstein meowing and purring but wont let me pet himsick of it
>>217645040there's not really a need to it's just nice and a part of the funi don't need to see it at the cinema either, but it's also nice
>>217645040>Why are you gay?what's gay about making ethical choices concerning your diet?
>>217645030idiot
Wish I could sacrifice a few kids to save myself
pint of lemsip please boss
>>217645071What are you doing on /int/, rabbi? Shouldn't you be on /pol/?
foreign accents just sound cute and funny to me i forget they're normal people behind that silly voice
currently in the Liverpool-Manchester metro area
Doggy style
>>217645110why
all politics lies inside the rorke-leftypol-rasheed triangle
>going to miss most of the World Cup because I'll be on vacationHelp me cope
>Woman at toil talking about her homemade alcohol-free BaileysFuck me that's grim
>>217645118none of your business
liverpoo
>>217645110sin tellinsintellins
>>217645110Chester is a pretty town
Learning about the so called"Doggy style"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxzSzYH6PCM
>>217645127>>217645128didnt ask
>>217645128pint of double cream + half a dairy milk bar
>>217645127It will be shit
can NOT wait for this one lads i'm gagging for it
>>217645160Honestly I don't want to click on this video because of how it will affect my YouTube algorithm
>>217645140certified Liverpool-Manchester metro area component>>217645146arguably not Liverpool-Manchester
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKqp0k5wroYchoon massive
I'm metrosexual
>>217645175Stayed up for Nigeria 0-0 Iran with one commentator in 2014Wouldn't dream of doing it now
Someone post a tranny willard or something so I can go “um”.
When do you lads finish for Christmas then23rd for me
>>217645181even using a private window doesn't protect your algorithm these days due to browser fingerprintingyou know that you've adequately masked your identity when you hit enter on the URL, the page loads and the 100% safe for work youtube video asks you to sign in to "prove you're not a bot". That's how you know you've properly obscured who you are. And your reward is not being allowed to view the video.
>>217645070concession accepted
say it backwards
got the coffestein in the french press aha
>>217645230robbed of goty
>>217644889Do you have a job Quentin?
>>217645234wish a french would press her thighs around my neck and squeeze really tight
>>217645220finished work in october 2021 myself
Autistically prune my YouTube history weekly, got the cleanest 'rithm around
>>217645230it backwards
>>217645248I simply turn history off.
>>217645220working Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Christmas Eve
>>217645253
Zoomers can’t grow facial hairZoomers don’t drinkZoomers don’t smokeZoomers don’t go clubbingWHAT do they do??!!
>>217645234should see how they make it in the godless orientmakes you sick so it does
sir keir starmer
>>217645220working until christmas then off until the 12th, at which point it will loom like it has never loomed before
>>217645257
>>217645175this one is going to be off the CHAIN
yeah im rorke and fucking what
>>217645265>Zoomers can’t grow facial hairme>Zoomers don’t drinknot me>Zoomers don’t smokenot me>Zoomers don’t go clubbingmeonly half fits as i am a zillenial cyborg truecel out of place out of time
>>217645243how do you know it's quentin and not heatherpaedo?
>>217645271grandmastein does this despite owning a french press and a mocca pot sick of her antics
>>217645274Unironically handing my notice in on 5th Jan
>>217645306ever shag her up the arse?
the shifts as it were23rd - 7:45 - 18:3024th - 13:30 - 17:3025th - off26th - 12:15 - 21:00
>>217645281watched this the other day
>>217645265wow what hard man you are
>>217645318prefer not to say
i've been an incel since before you were born
>>217645246I work with a French lass with enormous thighs every day and it's a mild form of torture
>>217645320It not right
>>217645265they sit at home staring at screens and gooning
wonder what autists in history were likewonder if there were packs of tismos stood on like random dirt crossroads watching wooden horse and buggy carts go past like train and plane spergs today"cor look at the curve on that spoke"
was at a mate's once and he was making us lunch and said he'd brew up some coffee as well which was nice of him and then I observed him take a french press out the cupboard, scoop a few spoonfuls of instant coffee into it then fill it with boiling waterI didn't have the heart to tell him.
>3 months of back to back projects>finally have a week of training booked in>start on a course I've been meaning to do>second day>hey anon there's this urgent project that needs doing can you get on itFuck me dead I hate this job so much
>>217645320>25th - offcharmed life you lead
>>217645389programmer?
>>217645388scr
>>217645389>wahh I have a job
>>217645387There was some Yank fella whose name I can't remember with a genius level IQ who everyone thought would go on to do amazing things but he got obsessed with train transfer tickets and died a virge
poo sneal
mallardcody
>>217645396Penetration testing>>217645404Yes
>>217645388lmao
Not feeling Christmassy at all yet lads, what about you
>>217645387autists don't live to adulthood in proper civilisations
>>217645424many such cases!
Business idea: go to France to have sex
>>217645450nah
what do you guys think about replying 'hahaha' to show that you found a post funny, does it souind too sarcastic?
it too cold outsideit not rightBRING ON THE HEAT
catberg absolutely tapped out
>>217645450i'm feeling like i wanna kms
>>217645450christmas is cancelled for me
>>217645388we're not allowed a coffee grinder at work and so someone does this 'to feel at like home'
all rise
>>217645453Regret not doing this with Candice
>>217645509tell us more about this lad
>>217644558Mallard lad being the ancient photo of the guys reflection in the train? Thats an gimmick as old as the hills
>>217645509you work at auschwitz? why would they not let you have one?come to think of it why doesnt your job have a coffemaker
candice nuts fit in your mouth
>>217645509sorry lad that was my fault after I ground up my own bollock beans to a fine dust
glod
>>217645509don't know why you would want to feel like home while at work
>>217645524Don't vote for it then
>>217645390I didn't have the 25th off last year and I won't have it off the next either, we take turns with the staff on the oppo weekend
>>217645517I wasn't around during her era but I bet she lived in a stinky flat full of cat pooSource: lived next to a crazy woman whose flat was filed with cat poo
>>217645547um because we're a family here?
If we're being generous, I have three friends
>>217644558I voted for black pussy changing Rorke because the webms always made me chortle
*sways his hands side to side in the air as rorke sings"
>>217645522not much more to say. someone took the lid off one and threw it a few years ago so they're on a list of 'do not bring into the office'. someone has their coffee at home with a pressing thing and so they like to use one in the officeproblem 2 is that coffee gets stolen so they don't want to bring their own coffee, so they use free instant stuffme? i bring a box of tea bags and keep them in my work backpack
>>217645560so were they
I have 1 (one) (online) friend. I'm like a ghost that passes by people. I'm friendly and nice but always fade away never to return.
>>217645578Do you work with literal children that you can't be trusted with a bit of coffee?
>>217645588why did he do it bros
>>217645550*spoils my ballot with poo *
>>217645578nigga works at gypsy ltd
>>217645593ktim ktim ktimmmm!!!!!!!!
>>217645606*wipes my arse with it*
*bullies a smaller jackal for no reason*ahehehehehaahaha
>>217645604the office is 75% women so close. they steal food from each other too so now the fridge is full of tubs of slop with their names on
Just heard a faint ethereal voice with a french accent complain about having no mates and a powerful garlicky odor .
who in here like music??
Gangnam Style was 13 years ago. Feel old yet?
>>217645388My roommate (female) didn't know how it worked either. I will never forget the expression of pure befuddlement on her face when I pointed out that using a press with instant coffee would be pointless. Fucking runt was useless at everything, glad she moved out.
>>217645644Not me
>>217645648I already felt old beforehand
>>217645631right well that's 2025 gimmick of the year sorted then
>french people dont know how to use the french pressomds
>>217645644No fucking hate that shit grr get it away from me
>>217645388>french pressFOY
>>217645656fuck off
that's like a brit not knowing how to use an air friar
so fucking scared of the cackling jackal hope he doesnt show up again
>>217645665It's as french as french toast or french fries. Common yank L
I’m 33 and still look youthful and vibrant. I eat meat and cover myself in lanolin, you see
>>217645673>air friar
Sir Air Friar
>>217645685ahhh don't mind me... i'm only pure evil SOME of the time. it's a real jackal and hyde situationahehehehahahaha
>>217645691This lad looking 17 skipping in his slums
>>217645690Pretty sure they use cafetieres in france mate
>>217645691are you the man from the webms who jumps around pretending to be 17 years old
I’m a balding twink you see
you can't fry air dickheads
>>217645718love that guy
in bed farting
rorkes trim
>>217645738you were too lazy to edit him into the sky and make an air friar joke admit itt. was going to do the same thing with friar tuck but couldn't be arsed
I am the man from the webms
Bet there’s a poo in her bum at this very moment.
>>217645738reddit mfs be like>is it time to shave it off or can this be saved? M19 btw
>>217645766catberg? of catberg on a mad one fame?
stop the boats
having a fag
We have a lot of older clients at toil, they seem fine and then the next time they come in they've got dementia and don't know what's going on or who anyone isUnspeakably grim
>>217645713I have never in my entire life met anyone who knew how french presses work, that's my point. It's always yank getting confused about foreigners and calling everything vaguely western european french.
i am the one who bocks
>>217645776right well that's rorke cooked then, he thought he could get away the FREAK
>>217645776Rorke's wet dream
>>217645790love a good bock
I honestly think I hate Pakis more than IndiansIndias are awful but Pakis are just mental inbred child rapists
>>217645776reichsmarshall kemi badenoch taking notes
>>217645672how are the horses
Right, well.
>>217645777I don't have the picture of the zesty man at his computer to respond to this with so just pretend I said something gay
>>217645803wow, nice bock
>>217645751partial to this one
>>217645811half her family came in on boats like that
>>217645815Zoomers be like>"what do you mean she looks old that's a normal 14 year old !!"
>>217645776leftypol pulling out his hair and wailing for the poor narcoterrorists
The Korean War was fought between North Korea and the United NationsHow did that work then, the UN doesn't have an army of its own does it?
>>217645776This is why I have no interest in fighting in a war. You have no agency in modern warfare; you're just standing around waiting to be atomised by some weapon zooming down on your head at 700mph from an 80° angle.
>>217645812doing alright, had some proper pedicure done by the missus yesterday
>>217645820it used to be 8% but they knocked it down and the shop doesn't sell it much anymoreit's light like a lager
farting out my balls
>>217645824No way that fryar preached ayr
>>217645815the graph remains undefeated
>>217645845cute
bock out with your cock out lads
>>217645843To be fair regular soldiers never had any agency anyway, they were told what to do, and running across a field with bullets being shot all around you is no different from the bullets coming from above
WALLOPED MY BOLLOCKS WITH A MALLET
Gives me the fear when I see someone talking about alcohol before 5pm
>>217645845what does your gfs slit smell like?
>>217645605betting on psychosis
>>217645840The UN can pass a resolution asking its members to intervene militarily under extreme circumstances. Every member can legally intervene on a voluntary basis within the framework of the resolution
this nigga waits for sunset before he talks about alcohol
poo charles
Rorke saying he's the straightest man in the room because he's sucked cock multiple times and didn't enjoy it
>>217645890cannabis-induced, presumably
>>217645884rorkey don't like it,bock the casbah, bock the casbah
>>217645870Dying from a bullet fired by someone else is a bit less depressing than dying to a drone you never heard dropping a grenade on your head while you try and take a piss, all captured in 4k video and uploaded online to humiliate you from beyond the grave
>>217645887salted sandbags
>>217645912
>>217645840The Soviet Union was boycotting the UN at the time in protest of the UN not recognising Communist China and leaving ROC/Taiwan on the security council.So it was basically just a front for the West, but today it sounds much more impressive to say "the UN was fighting" than just "another East vs West war".Talk about a blunder on the Soviet part in hindsight.
>>217645912so true so true
>>217645915Imagine being that Russian soldier dying from a drone while giving head to his mate lol
garlic bock?!
ace of basehappy nationtoon, as a yank would say itchoon otherwise
>>217645936Far too grim for words lol
I've heard deanos talk at length about which deano lager they prefer but it all tastes the exact same
banialuka mentioned
The next war should be fought by women, lads have done enough
sssssssssssssskimming through a leaflet
>>217645916lovely
>>217645936nothing wrong with a bit of bro love
>>217645815>mixed race girl to the rightit's over before it even began, she's already exposed to the cronem
saw a recent video of a drone dropping a grenade on some ruskie and his brain literally just plops outlike full on whole brain no damage just flies out to his side and sits theresad to think that little blob of fat is literally a whole person, all he ever thought and felt for whatever 20, 25 years he had. and there it is sitting in some mudone of the most bizarre things i've seen
i like the part of a woman's belly that sits just below her hips where it bumps out a bit
>>217645936wasn't there one when the drone went into a tent while two of them were bumming
>>217645968It really does make you a bit depressedWorse when you see all those cables that run over the fields now
>>217645968i never understood why they just dont shoot their foot "by accident" when conscripted SURELY limping for the rest of your life would be better than being raped by an aliexpress drone
>>217645969Patrician. Women’s tummies are sexy.
>>217645906who knows maybe he took drugs to numb/cope with his psychosis
>>217645915Fair point yeahI reckon we'd have great banter recorded on video if smartphones were around during WWI. All the lads going over the top and the machine-gunners on the opposite side have perfect sight. Rofl
>>217645968haven’t seen any drone/war footage and made it a point not tocan’t be good for the ol noggin viewing that
>>217645979Also one where they were jacking each other off. Boys will be boys
>>217645968Stop watching that shit, it's bad for your mental health and traumatizes you even if you don't realize it
>>217646005>>217646005https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/217646005217646005
>>217645995I say better get used to it now it's all in our future anyways.Besides that's good anti-war propaganda.
>>217645992New TikTok video "Me & The Lads going Over The Wire™ @ Passchendaele"
>>217645968>>217645984Leftypol demanding this never ends
