Anglophobia
>>217649216We just do it better. Also, croque madame is better.
>>217649371>we just do it betterYou don't, and your omelets are raw as shit. Skip the hassle and just crack an egg and hand it to over since it's just about the same.
>>217649371thank you France, even your Snacks are god tier!
>>217649216>The croque monsieur ("mister crunch")Do they really
You just can't comprehend the refinement of French culture
>>217649649My gf calls hamburgers "Meaty McSams"
>>217649695is she 6?
>>217649695I saw a French guy calling Americans "Burger eating surrender monkeys"
>>217649812British ppl don't be seasonin they Mr. Crunchies!
French cuisine was created by king Louis XVIII hiring leagues of full time chefs to experiement with food to optimize and find novel ways of cooking food in delicious manners to wow his subject nobles and keep them aligned with him.It was essentially a multi-year long, state sponsored research and development program for cuisine while food in other cultures appeared organically. This is why so many cooking techniques have French names.
>>217649687>>217650203trvth
>>217650203>America has no culture Ironic because you all pretend to be wiggers from America.
a "ham and cheese toastie" is just an incomplete croque monsieur with no bechamel sauce. even americans have the decency to at least dip it in egg batter and call it "monte cristo sandwich". brits just halfass the whole thing >>217649371this guy knows what's up
>>217649216Too dry But I prefer when there's an egg on top
>>217649216 British food is not bad, don't know where that meme originated from
>>217651291Huh? The only American i recognize from all these is eminem
>>217649371Je veux goûter homard thermidor si je vais en France pour Noël. Cette année, j’essayerai de faire un bûche de Noël
>>217649216ive never heard irl the meme that the english have bad food. literally an american stereotype
>>217649216>AnglophobiaYou're implying fear, retarded EFL.It's merely well-deserved contempt and dislike + top is a poor imitation of bottom.>>217649371FPBP
>>217654012It’s kind of unfair that British food gets shat on do much. A traditional British breakfast looks Kino AF. At least it’s actual food, unlike the slop we have here in Burgerland. Shame I can’t buy blood sausage in my cunt tho
>>217649216Why do you take the defense of your former tyrans?
French food is like French cinema, aggressively mediocre and highly overrated.
>>217655679i will strike fear into your heart, pathetic persian
>>217655897>i will strike fear into your heart, pathetic persianThe only thing you're striking fear into is the global dental health.
>>217656122i'll bite you with my yellow teeth and gnaw on your bones. i will personally colonise iran again.
>>217656348I don't want AIDs, thanks doggy.You should begin by colonising your teeth btw.
>>217656728idiot. get ready to bow down to the king.
>>217656914You're truly the king of dental health experiments.
>>217656976i'm the king of experimenting and conquering brainless docile iranians like you.
>>217657267>>217657267>i'm the king of experimenting and conquering brainless docile iranians like you.Bad teeth and poor dental health leads to severe brain damage.Thank you for raising global awareness.
>>217649216Trvth. We're unfairly bullied :(
>>217655701 shepherd's pie is kino