My new north face jacket edition
poo smells lmao
shant be doing any christmas shopping before the last day amazon still says it will arrive on christmas eveanother post idea:does anyone else not react the way other people do when you're ill? cos i never think it's that big a deal but then i go to the doctor and they're like holy fuck m8 you're dying and i'm like oh haha fair enoughthink it's autism or depression but i dunnoand another post:listening to that song esperanza that was in pluribus the other night. well good song lads here's a link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrIQLiB3HPIthought i'd start building my posts up and then sending them all in one to reduce the captcha load for myself
don't watch gay porn
bad b*tch
>>217661717that's a nice jacket!
>217661754shan't be reading that
The so-called 'British grip'
so let me get this straight:after years of subverting trad values and mocking fealty to king and countrythey're about to draft you lot?kekaroo
Stop. Forced abortion
>>217661766latex is it
I want a buzzcut because it’s low maintenance but I have a head like fucking yakub
>>217661792Mate, it's so fucking over for us
>>217661790Irish diaspora childe
>>217661792no we're just being silly
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765542204043778.mp4
anyone grinching this christmas season
>>217661746
>>217661754mihai-esque
>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abusebruh
atb
>>217661790what's this then
>>217661818>BEEEEERKLY
>>217661826i'm getting this too for no reason i think it's a problem with the new captcha update
it's too early for that
>>217661204>got absolutely done>crying like a faggotLmao you're pathetic.
mihai is deadgood griefrest in piece my dear
>>217661830Sioaroise's crush
Draft this!
>>217661813Oh shut up you absolute neek they’ve been saying this for years. We could never afford to go to war
Toilberg is asking us for ideas on how we can implement AI.
sigh, my girlfriend just broke up with me, i am art broken
Hope threadmeister is doing alright x
ziedybot67 is doing his routine in the old bless him
He's spamming the old
I ask a fuckinf question in the question thread in /o/ and no one even answers it what’s the point in having the thread then dickheads
always feel like im doing fine without fizzy juice and then have one and can't stop. addictive goyswill
actually absurd how many young men there are here who hate their own country and love russia (although they would never ever go there) because a bunch of bots and indians on the internet told them to
yeah ive just csicked upt his booze for so im going to bed now
might go die in a ditch for my cuntry
Russia has been trying to capture a small Ukrainian village for 3 years now and cannot do it lolIt's funny hearing war-hungry British Generals fantasising about going to war. It's not going to happen, mateys
leafwog going on about his gay little special interests that nobody gives a shit about
>>217661900sorry to hear that if true
>>217661881been watching malcolm in the middle recently and now can't watch breaking bad without finding it almost silly
crodie dm'd, he'll be on in 1 minute
>>217661800KEK!
12 posts in a row not replying to anyone all utter dogshitgood work boys!
>>217661923Rorke won't like this post
reckon it's wank time
>>217661900dw, a chad like you will find a new gf in like 2 weeks. you cannot suffer
I will happily go to war against Russia for this country but only if the government PROMISE me they will import more Indians and Pakistanis into the country while I’m gone else it wouldn’t be worth it
>>217661952>babies on spikes I loved his stand up when I was discovering comedy in early high school
>>217661938>Russia has been trying to capture a small Ukrainian village for 3 years now and cannot do it lolIts crazy how pro-russian people cope stilleven my dad is a putin apologist now. they've been embarrassing themselves for years and they still want me to buy that they're fearsome
Scary how AI content is going to be the end of us
>>217661961crodiemute be yamming/flooding the old thread rn
>>217661990we're all dooomed!
>>217661967have a poo lad
>>217661967
what did it mean
>>217661993no he ain't why u lie
>>217661982>government PROMISE me they will import more Indians and Pakistanis into the country while I’m gone else it wouldn’t be worth itlol
>>217661967:(
screaming he spammed the wrong thread and got banned anyway
>>217661988if they're not fearsome then why won't the US or EU do somethingyanks will bomb the shit out of Iran and Libya and put aircraft carriers off the Venezuelan coast. Russia is soooo weak yet nun we cud do apparently LOL
ive been sick
>>217662038because they have nukes? because they would take out the entire world with them if they could? because they're jew little faggot slavsthey're still dogshit at warfare
>>217662038@grok what is a nuke?
>>217662038Nafobots whirring away generating a cope for this...
ohthat mot station is down the road from an all girls school
>>217661900She say why?Time to start acting out
>>217662077>>217662078
>>217662038literally nukes. that's it. once a country gets nukes it becomes untouchable
>>217662052couldnt have been that bad if there were survivors
>>217661923Am completely indifferent to both. I care about myself and my family and safety from an invasion. But since the British government has shown it doesn't mind allowing this country to be invaded by millions of foreigners (and imprison folks who publicly complain), I don't feel any obligation to fight on behalf of that government. It's clearly every man for himself now. Sad, but some of us did try to stop it getting to this point.
>>217662093which is crazy to think Ukraine gave theirs away
>>217662090
>>217661918I posted my hair in the hair thread on fa, an incredibly slow thread, and never got a single reply. It's quite common here unfortunately.What was the question lad?
Any of you lads been to panto this year?
>>217662112it was a different time and they were basically strong armed into it by both russia and the west
>>217662078Need a tit cow, I've only been this lucky one time in my life.
>>217661915
>I posted my hair in the hair thread on fa
You CANNOT suffer in the city of Pengdon
>>217662130wtf why does the lion have tiger stripeswhy do i want to fuck the lion
>>217659572>>217659572>>217659572New
do the captchas little e-slaves
>>217662150How is that zesty I’ve done that
>>217662153
>>217662155and Dorothy did not wear pink. Costume department has had a mare
owo has already sorted the autofill on the new captcha haha imagine still using the official url in almost 2026
>>217662153fucking LOVE sitting on Primrose Hill on a sunny Saturday in May having a boozy picnic with all my mates, getting steamed and watching the sun go downthink about it all the time, its half my reason for wanting to move to the 'don
This general is such boring dogshit nowadays I don't know why I still come hereGuess I'm trying to find the small hints of the glory days when this general was still mostly funny shaggers having actual conversations and chatting about life Now it's just autistic gay zoomer freaks spamming the same shite catchphrases over and over again and not even replying to each other unless they're having a boring virgin argument
>>217662130The Tin Nigga
>BREAKING: US unemployment rate has hit 4.6%, the highest since September 2021.
217662202
odds and I go to the gymeven and I don't
>>217662225I'll be leaving here in 2026.
>>217662225didn't read
Reckon foxhunting should be legalised, sick of the noisy cunts
>>217662130Optimus nigger?
>>217662240don't care
>>217662130this is a porn version
>>217662038because then russia will retaliate and attack other countriesnot even talking about nukes necessarily, i'm talking about drones, saboteurs etc. that won't be particularly militarily effective but will hurt civiliansthat's what europe doesn't want - what putin is currently doing in kyiv (wanton terrorism) to expand to poland or the baltics
It's 'try to' not 'try and'The latter separates the idea
>>217662225YepIt's over
>>217662202owo also autofills their threads with cp so i will keep using 4chan thank you
>>217662233FUCK
>>217662225I try to make conversation but nobody replies to me
>>217662254Do though because you replied Now do one you little virgin freak
>>217662281Rattled beyond beliefBack to /r9k/ you go incel
>>217662150Only time I've ever been there, it was actually gay as fuck haha. You know that famous fa meetup pic that gets posted? It is actually just full of spergs like that who think they are fashionable and look good but don't/arent
how can i filter this stupid US grammar / try to try and gimmick
>>217662275bizarre fantasy
cor tomorrow's another day of attending the 10 minute stand up meeting and then doing literally nothing for the remaining 7 hours and 50 minutes
>>217662263you should try to kill yourself
>>217661983>hisright first off all that's a woman
>>217662277Most of the posts here are made by one autistic man using a botnet
just wanna get my driving license so i can larp as ryan gosling
>>217662308>incelProjection
>>217662328For what purpose? Just to pay yearly tax on that too?
>>217662338I projected my spaff onto your mums face mate
>>217662316Wish this was me. I toil like a fucking dog. Gotta do the wagie dance and everything
>>217662225>>217662235ktim
>>217662321yeah whatever >>217662322big if true
americans trying to teach bongs the try to grammatical rule after trying to teach them to hold a pen correctly
>>217662316kahteem
>>217662314Don't. Learn something instead
>>217662338They baited you into having a boring virgin argument you so claimed to despise. It's so over
>>217662353done him
>>217662349to drive
>>217662371You responded to the wrong person
AI will never really take off until it can adapt itself to your tone. like if you're being flippant or rude it shouldn't be replying like its writing a corporate statement
>>217662225bro is crashing out
>>217662225You can pretend you're a "shagger" with a great life but you're still fucked up enough to end up on this godforsaken anime incel website
dear brits stop doing this
im finna crash out nigga
>>217662382Do you absolutely need it (work...)? Not for casual driving.
>>217662382Do you live near Runcorn do you want to race me on a dual carriageway or motorway
>>217662399I'll try and remember this thank you
>>217662364What's the desired response to these posts?You seem committed to reposting it so why not explain what you're trying to communicate to us?
>>217662399didn't know that, thanks
>>217662399the word very isnt in either of those examples
>>217662408i want to go on inceldrives and visit places
>>217662382Ah, a real human bean! *eats you up*>>217662392dang, sorry
would never race someone from Runcorn as they have no desire to live
the gf's reasonably-sized B36 chebs
British 'journalists' have real trouble with the subjunctive mood
>>217662450ok but what's the ass situation?
reminder heathernonce was exposed as a yank on a vpn during the migration to the sharty
>>217662399I'm a never married, miserably unemployed loser.
>>217662466who cares get a better hobby
>>217662465flatter than mine
p00 leaving my arsehole
>>217662450gfberg has the same sizethey're the perfect shape and perkywish they were a bit bigger though. heard if a girl gets on birth control she can increase by one or two cup sizes
>>217662471
>>217662229Wonder how that fat orange cunt will blame biden for this
the wanktoil beckons>>>/s/22321955>>>/s/22321955
>>217662449True but it’s still fun
>>217662484Hell yeah bro! I like that combo.
yeh, the belgian just dm'd meshe's young
was once sat on a packed bus and some guy was watch Mike Tyson fight Evander Holyfield on his phone at full volume and he was reacting like it was happening live
>>217662489if they get preggers they will balloon up permanently but that's a risky one to try
>>217662511based
>>217662515oh my days what are those irish diaspora like
>>217662498yeah?
>>217662511What's the plan then, keep posting this between your autistic obsessions no one cares about until this website runs out of money? Is it worth it?
haven't played tennis in like 2 weeks. grim sport desu
>>217662494it's because of high interest rates which are out of his control
>>217662489>heard if a girl gets on birth control she can increase by one or two cup sizesThat's bad for them, don't get her on that shit.
I just met God.She's black.
*transforms into a titan in the middle of the thread*
how americans learn to hold their pen starting in kindergarten
>>217662494How does a Britishman even open a business in the UK in this period of time?If they complain in the United States, I can't fathom how difficult if not almost impossible it is on post-Brexit Britain.
>dtfic>dtfig>dtfipdon't you all have your own smelly threads
>>217662555Doctor who ahh post
>>217662489The gf when I was 18 had 36dd's and she got on birth control and they ballooned to an EI've never been as happy in my life
Ordered a bunch of meat
crazy how racists were right about black managersits so hard being a leftypol when science and reality are against you
>>217662568hi
>>217662558why am i hearing some hype german music
>>217662571that's one cup size higher right?mad thatdid she gain weight though?
>>217662559Post your hand holding a pen writing a timestamp
>>217662550>whichthat* Americans use 'that' in restrictive clauses, because its grammatically correct to do so
arriving in london at 11pm tomorrow probably gonna get shanked wahey
>>217662559has everyone got a lump of cartilage on their finger from writing in school or is it just me
>>217662575Goat liver? How do you cook that?
>>217662602yeah but I like them chunky so it was peng
>>217662575Don't shove it up your arse, lad.
>>217662570Future PM
>>217662622guess the breast size increase was due to gaining weight rather than purely from the birth control hormones
>>217662620Chinese people get big spots on their bums from sitting on hard chairs for 14 years in schoolsource: Chinese gf
>>217662575Holy based, I have ordered half a pig for Christmas.
>>217662575you shouldnt eat red meat. you should get your protein from fish, beans, nuts and chicken
delphine's farm whenclarkson's show needs a competitor
just learning of subreddits dedicated to TV shows that ended years ago where people just spout the same 10 or so quotes forever.Reminds me of /brit/
>>217662646Bollocks did the sheep want to say hi
>>217662621How you cook any other liver, fry it or sear it.
nice one janny
>>217662646hope she took out those ugly plastic tits
>>217662638i need to see it
>>217662634Dunno, I think it causes breast growth and growth around the waist which is what she got so
>>217662652the sopranos and mad men subreddits, is itvery annoying people
>>217662621Not going to
Americans explaining That vs. Whichhttps://owl.purdue.edu/owl/general_writing/grammar/that_vs_which.html
>>217662646what happened to her face? she looks different
>>217661717broke bloke didn't even cop a stoney lmaooo
Amanda Bynes looks an absolute mess in Lady Gaga “MAYHEM” t-shirt whilst out in LA yesterday.
>>217662672black
>>217662646is she going to murder them or is she a retard who thinks famers keep them in fields for aesthetics
>>217662644This is from junk science conflating mcdonalds with grass fed steak
>>217662671the one i was looking at was about Peep Show
>>217662646
>>217662677it's called hitting the wall
>>217662672Feeding it to your dog(s) is it?
>>217662638>chinese gfbest timmy could do
>>217662672Cheers lad, did you buy it from a local farm?
>>217662672why buy it then you fucking retard
sussy baka
>>217662681used to very much fancy her when i was a young lad
>>217662681grim
>>217662587There have been black coaches who have won the Super Bowl, pic related. In the Premier League maybe black managers aren't getting the same opportunities that white managers are getting.
>>217662693also very bad
saw the biggest pair of tits i'd ever seen in my life in town this afternoon
>>217662713Haha bodied that retard
>>217662685you don't butcher sheep you dumpassyou shear their wool
>>217662672What the fuck
>>217662692niga thinks he's smarter than scientists at harvard
janny if you can rapidclart the belgian that quickly then can you not see that heathermong has been spamming about grammar and pen grips all day
>>217662550Why doesn't he just sign an EO to lower them? Is he stupid?
I know what you are…
>>217662725carried by his white QB
>>217662658Reckon she understands them a bit better than you do
>>217662672
I would quite like to become violent
>>217662725he just have enough white parentage . look at himpart of the problem might also be yank brains can't cope with the free movement of a soccer pitch since they're used to constraints being imposed from the rules in gridiron rather than something that has to be formed in the tactics mid game
>>217662778same. unironically thought about picking up boxing
>>217662768i thought all the yank posters here were all Cody and Bryson frat boy types, I am disappointed to say the least
>>217662734those are young ones you thick twat
>>217662712Ordered it from a couple places in Pennsylvania. Got some raw milk kefir as well. Strawberry and plain
>>217662734lol
>>217662800I would do that but it’s like the most intense exercise there is. Don’t think I’d last
It took me less than 3 seconds to solve this.They have actually allowed us to start posting FASTER.Total NBN victory.
right it's time to wash the dishes
>>217662818yeah, i'm way out of shape for it. tried judo and that shit nearly killed me
>>217662808RIP
>>217662837too late for that
Bro is brownThat’s crazyyyyyy
Any sensitive white boys in the chat?
>>217662708Are you a non-white or a white woman?I saw an "Oxford study" thread on /s/ or somewhere. It's bizarre how much the wmaf couple combo makes white women and asian lads seethe. It's the two objectively highest value demographics so of course you'd see that combo come up more often. I guess I used to care about white women having sex with black blokes because I found it repulsive that I might end up shagging a lass who's been with a black guy. Not racist it just grosses me out. But now I don't care because I'd rather have an asian lass (just like men of every race), and they'd rather have me. If that's wrong then I don't want to be right.
do any of you lads know any actual tarqs
>>217662831Why use a paedophile botnet to ruin this thread? What's your end game? Really though what is the point?
>>217662808Very nice, enjoy! I got a buddy that raises pigs and chickens and some cows. It's only for personal use and friends and he sells stuff during this season.
>>217662851ktim
>>217662575Seen a bunch of reels about this is ordering half a cow the latest epic American gimmick?
>>217662851what no porn does to a mf
>>217662748Harvard telling me to use Canola oil is deeply unsettling
>>217662869>canada replying to canadaHMMMMMMMMMM
>>217662866whats that?
>>217662808>raw milkIsn't that just normal milk but with more parasites
>>217662734The boy lambs are sent to slaughter house, only one or 2 pedigree ones might get kept alive long enough to be studded out in another flock. The fleeces are worth fuck all these days, it costs more to drive them to the processing centre than the amount of money you get for them. T. Ex had sheep on her croft and a mate had hundreds of sheep on his farm
rob reiners lovely daughter
>>217662885why
>>217662891Tarquin
Getting a bit sick of this Bulgarian flag fish out of water gimmick
>>217662916Oh it’s a gimmick is it I thought it was some Bulgarian lad interested in British culture
>>217662877s
>>217662866does it count if they're absolutely minted but don't have a tarq accent?my mate's rents are stacked, they bought him a flat when he finished uni
>>217662911full of damaging oxidants innit
>>217662865>It's the two objectively highest value demographicsNothing high value about chinkies lad there's a billion and a half of them
>>217662866siblings went to posh universities so I knew several through them. these days I'm an incelluous runt who doesn't leave the house so none>>217662891/brit/ name for posh people
>>217662900CHPAPAHAHWOAAAAAARRRRR
>>217662869Be quiet schizo faggot
>>217662887Spit it out
>>217662937it wouldnt be on the plate then retard
>>217662937Uh huh uh huh tell me more about these "oxidants" rorke
indian by the railway trackswhat will he do
>>217662898Seems like farming everywhere can't exist without cash subsidies. It's just an endless grind, hoping the political won't ruin you at any moment for whatever reason.
dtfic really hates when people use the owo
>>217662877Lol! She look like penguin!
>>217662971Probably try to run away from the train as fast as possible
>>217662900she cute, would>>217662916is there a problem?>>217662943>/brit/ name for posh peopleOh I see
What the FUCK are these retarded ass captchas?
>>217662958Answer the questionHow'd you duck your life up so bad that you're using a known paedophile's botnet to shit up a thread with fewer than 10 posters in it What do you get out of it?
>>217663008owo :)
>emmayank passes the new captcha iq testshocking
>>217662963only recently discovered the damaging effects of oxidants and it's true scale, they're not going to update the entire concept for a good decade yet because it's what these organisations do, like the government it lags, but enjoy giving yourself seminal cancer in the mean time
>>217662978Just about anything can trigger a melty from him. He's as bad as the other spammers.>>217663012>shit upMy posts are great.
building next to mine has just gone on fire and the firemen wont turn their fucking blue lights off. you're alreayd here you dont need it any more
>>217663072What building?
>>217663023you cant even buy canola oil here retard. it stands for canada oil
>>217663042Seek help
Bank account taking an absolute fucking pummelling
>>217663090christmaspresenttoil strikes again?
all the snow is melting and the deep freeze is overmight as well be fucking summer time now
>>217663088Drink bleach.
>>217662941East asian women are higher value than white women now because they didn't grow up entitled, or promiscuous, or career-driven. Their looks are about the same I'd say, with east asian women being more petite and slimmer on average but a lot of them have a less attractive face.It really is just about the personality. White women are more likely to be nasty, and worst of all you wouldn't even know if she'd had 100 black dicks and expected 100 more behind your back. A tattoo might be a red flag but if you have a kid with a western woman there's a 50/50 chance she'll want a tranny kid or a divorce or something other nightmare scenario through no fault of the man's. There's just zero reason to risk that when east asian women exist and want white men.
>just gone on fire
>>217663106So far it was a bit colder than the last year or so.
>>217663112You love your paedo botnet that much, eh? You don't have to live like this
>>217663113mindraped
>>217663145No you're just retarded.
>>217663136Love that lads videos
>>217662993>Oh I seeIt's based on the actual name Tarquin, a first name which you seem to only find among very posh people in Britain
>>217662977Pretty much, lamb meat isn't popular either so it's not worth much. My mate had a few hundred cows too and he said if it were up to him he would get rid of all the sheep and replace them with cows since their more profitable and less hassle. I think crops are actually fairly profitable if you have enough arible land. Like on clarksons farm where when he first gets there it's just plants they grow and the consultant says it isn't worth him getting sheep etc as the profit from the crops is what will pay for everything basically
>>217663158Not sure what you're trying to say. I'm not a zoomer so please use normal English if you can.
accidentally broke my mates phone by knocking it off the table but i dont want to pay for a new one so ive bought a refurbed one thats supposed to be 'excellent' condition and anyway his phone had some scratches n stuff so its still probably better than his old one and its £400 cheaper so thats ok isnt it
goodnight /brit/
>>217663162Care to explain why?
>>217663198refurb makes more sense since the one you broke was already used. unless you broke it right out the box
>>217663208Why bother? You'll be too retarded to get it LOL.
https://youtu.be/JGSNLJPbo6k?t=449https://youtu.be/JGSNLJPbo6k?t=449https://youtu.be/JGSNLJPbo6k?t=449
>>217663225>>217663198you break it you replace it, don't be a jew
>>217663198He should be grateful. Accidents happen and he should've had a protective thing on it.
don't like schizoposters and spammersalso don't like when dtfic starts posting like sherlock gaylord holmes trying to interview themso that's canada on the filterberg
>>217663170first time I'm hearing this, I guess you learn something new everyday...
>>217659024>>217659024>>217659024>>217659024
>>217663245He will meltdown at this post
>>217663233Don't you ever worry about the children you're hurting by using the botnet?It was only made to share CSAM you know
>>217663242he did and he replaced it like for like. replacing used with brand new isn't like for like. how does the cunt deserve an upgrade he only deserve a replacement
>>217663266>Don't you ever worry about the children you're hurting by using the botnet?See, that's why you're retarded.
>>217663258NOT the newno /brit/ in the title
>>217663278>>217663278>>217663278>>217663278
Pretty sure his middle name wasn't Gaylord
>>217663290Bit early
>>217663170I'd say Tarquin is more middle class than posh. There aren't any Tarquins in the royal family that I can think of.
>>217663297Frederick Gaylord Crane
