I am thinking of ordering indian food for the first time in my lifewhat should i order
Cow shit cookies
Lamb madras
>>217662953they don't have that
>>217662926Just get the butter chicken its impossible to fuck up
>>217663000they have like this palak chicken is it good?
Can't go wrong with poop
get naan and palak paneer
the tandoori chicken at the indian buffet near my office is godlike
Uh... Whats that food called? You know, the brown stuff? Sloppy consistency? The one you can't eat with your hands but you do it anyway? That one
>>217663339cowshit with 100 different types of spices?delicious
>>217663503>>217663339>>217663036>>217662953why be racist does it make you feel good or something? I don't get it
>>217663339Swedish meatballs
>>217663516I have seen Indians make and eat cow shit cookies
>>217662926Do they have Biryani like the Pakistani places? If so get that. Hopefully they don't do the whole bone-in bullshit.
>>217663516They're insecure because they've never been touched by a woman. Very common amongst Europeans of /int/
>>217662926just ask the chef for a recommendation, remember to call him sir
>>217664072Bitch prostituteI fuck you bloody
Lamb Rogan JoshVegetable RiceGarlic naan (Chapatti)Samosa and/or onion bhajiSimple as.>>217663000>butter chickenDon't be a poof.
>>217662926Cheese naan, butter chicken and rice
>>217664133Instead of fucking me bloody how about you go fuck a woman so your bloodline doesn't die with you João?
>>217662926Prepare your anus
is there any Indian food that's not just dipping naan into slop
Curry - Dopiaza3 Naan Breads1 Chapati3 Onion Bhajis6 Vegetable Samosas 2 Poppadoms1 Rice - Cooling Agent
>>217662926Here's a tip, make your name on whatever app (or when you're calling) an Indian name. They'll give you actually good food instead of the watered down slop they give to everyone else.
>>217662926Highly recommend sir!
>>217662926Danish style butter cookies
>>217662926Don't, unless you want your food filled with literal shit. If you want curry get Thai or Japanese instead
Just order chinese instead, you'll be much happier
>>217662926(Plain/Butter/Laccha/Garlic/Pudina)Naan/Paratha + (palak/matar/handi/chili/Onion)paneer/machurian/mushroom
use zomato/swiggy to find the varieties
The orange goop with a side of green goop
>>217662926tikka masala
