Monday edition
poo smells lmao
>>217665649basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kscY4nu7psg
Watching ass wide shut by Stanley poobrick
Go tell it on the mountainOver the hill and everywhereGo tell it on the mountainTo let my poopoo goWho's that yonder dressed in red?Let my poopoo goMust be the children that Moses ledLet my poopoo goWho's that yonder dressed in red?Must be the children that Moses ledGo tell it on the mountainTo let my poopoo go
>>217666906Da waped
>>2176669236reaming7
Gen A won
well that's a bloke in female lingerie
quite a large dangly pussy that young lady has
>>217666956what the heck
reckon if we were all in a room with a single female 85% /brit/ would be unbearably cringe. it may not be inherent but youve chosen to behave this way each day and it would reflect irl. kind of sad how most of you are all stuck on stupid. probably why you guys have to pay for sex
>>217667008the raped
he's definitely not upset though
>>217667008not reading allat
>>217667008you post 'p and pretend to read books and appreciate art so you can seem sophisticated for the lads
they just keep projecting. they cant stop and be sincere for a moment due to the fact they think theyll be ganged up on and bullied. think for yourself
>>217665649Listen and learn.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9lmhjWkzdc&pp=0gcJCTwKAYcqIYzv
>>217667045>ganged up on and bulliedraped even
seething faggot even
why does he keep coming back
>>217667088why are you here?
he loves the banter
>>217667088stockholm syndromehe is literally addicted to rapehis foster brother could call him up in demand right now, and his raped faggot ass would be on the next greyhound over
*BRAAAAAAAAAP*CORRR! Emma Watson’s ripped another room clearing fart. Bet it smells pungent.
you fat fucks are so boring yeah ill definitely be leaving. pretend like it was because you made me if it helps you sleep at night. its most certainly that not the fact that youre uneducated have zero personality and have fuck all to talk about
>>217667088we're the only people aside from his poor mom who know who he is
again, i apologize and hopefully wont be returning. learn this same lesson every single day and yet again its starting to sink in a bit more. you like feeling sorry for yourselves and are worthless beyond having a laugh
>blah blah blah i am extremely raped see you all tomorrow *stays here*
also, i know its like 3 posters who like to think they run the place. youre toxic and you have no personality because you sit around being lazy wastrels all day.think on that whenever you choke on your own tongue as you lay dying.
Is it worth it to argue with Zionists? Fucking fuming after trying to argue with them on reddit. Fuck
melty caught on 4k
having a 3 poomad really
He’s having a raped melty
bye /brit/
the michael jordan of meltys
>>217667198kys
>>217667198please fuck off forever but we know you'll be here tomorrow
An animal is either dying painfully or performing a mating call near my house
>>217667008this one hurtsad man hourswill have a poo then go to bed
>>217667226perhaps both
>>217667226are those not the same thing
>>217667226So this is rorke
>>217667226head out and snap a few pic
>>217667226we had this a few months backthey're called muntjacs
It's stopped now. That was very strange. I would not like to hear that sound if I were camping by myself in the in the woods
glad it stopped x
me too also glad it stopped x
>>217667305>>217667327Thanks lads. I hope it's okay, whatever it was x
x marks the spot
bugger, pozzwonkle, splurf, mustache haberdashery, gluzzle and caterwauling ointment
>>217667340maybe it was an 'umbunny'
/brit/ would be lovely if every post regardless of its content ended with a kiss x
>>217667355It sounded too large to be an umbunny. But it might have been
>>217667360xx
sorry :>
spent all day painting the maps award
>>217667413you'll post again
>>217667418Maps are cool
just finished wanking x
>>217667431
Bitch I hope you crash headfirst into a bus full of retarded children And your car catch on fire from the fluid from the power steeringI hope you never find out who your baby for And I hope you know im serious I can’t make this up Bitch I hope your brother fuck your sister get her pregnant Bitch I might just post a couple pictures of you naked Bitch I hope you woke up and your fucking dog diedBitch I hope your brother get his head bust on live
>>217667456fucking bitch
>>217667456Ahh, home
>>217667418what map
hallo hallo
Would sniff Emma Watson’s stinky girl farts.
>>217667472
>>217667545what is this
>>217667557a waste of my precious time on this earth
did a poo in the loo
there he is
>>217667583are you having fun
NEWhttps://rumble.com/v73452g-america-first-ep.-1615.html?e9s=src_v1_sa%2Csrc_v1_sa_o%2Csrc_v1_ucp_a
rapedyank's "gimmick" is pretending to read books about the roman empire, just mental how far the cretin will go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtMjYncVAdI
>>217667681foreigners love me due to my wise and worldly ways
Bought a couple books but don’t really feel like reading them anymore
>>217667753what books x
Rorke dancing to It Feels So Good by Sonque
Walking in the rain is a nightmare with specs on but lovely when ive got the old contacts in>>217667650Are nick isnt live yet :/
>>217667758Game of thrones and Simon Schama’s history of England
British people be like
Explain this new captcha system to me.Is this an IQ test? Is the one askew triangle unique to the three semi-circles and upright triangle? Are the circles under some greater/lesser degree of bokeh compared to the others?
>>217667775yh dont get why he has like a 2 hour intro
>>217667801We are training the AI for pattern cognition
>>217667801>>217667137
>>217667838What about gay furry porn ai?
James Cameron has officially gone woke.Too woke for the BBC even. Deary me.
love my girlfriend
>>217667879Canadians be like >Ranjeet my new Indian trans neighbor that got a free house before I did just told me about this gender he came up with *votes for Carney for a 2nd term*
Stay inspired
>>217667879Kek. Done him in.
.
>>217667895here you go bro >>217667191
>>217667907screaming
hi
>>217667907HOWLING
>>217667920Das rite. I'm an Englishman.>>217667928Hello.
Found actual footage of Spinny
hes live
>>217667920Burgers are the only nationality bragging about how 'white ' their country is compared to much whiter countries.
>>217667945wrong thread bro we're in here >>217667191
The new headphones arrived today and they are mint. Only paid like $63 for them but they were on sale.
>>217667946Who? Your mum's boyfriend?
>>217667975Nobody is trying to hear the yiff noises coming out of your headphones on the CTA
Lads, I think I might fancy killing myself.I'm in a bit of depressive state at the moment, you see.Not sure why.Going to toil this morning and probably finish early for the Christmas holidays
This new captcha is fucking awful ladsPosting is fine but I'm trying to make a thread on another board and I've gotten it wrong 6 times in a row
>>217667994done him
>>217667998yeah?
>>217668001I haven't gotten the captcha wrong even once so far, meanwhile the old text-based captchas used to tell me 50% of the time I'd entered it "wrong" even though I typed the exact letters it was telling me to.
>>217667975don't like this, they compress the hair and make my ears hot
cant do this captcha
Sir Captcha Passer
>>217668001For some reason it's way simpler on my phone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiZziOIZp30Penn State Crowd Defends Hamas — Professor STUNS The Hall
>>217668017Too much whiskey?
>>217668001is it?
>>217668026>three (3) black women with hijabs in the thumbnaildisgusting and grim
>>217668010When posting I've only gotten really easy ones - one question with 3 options.Trying to make the thread I'm getting a set of three with 5 options each and it's not at all obvious what the answer is
>>217668030This retard paid extra for being a retard LOL
>>217668043I don't really get what the difficulty is. I've made a few dozen posts and a few threads today, the captchas have been the same sort of thing every time and all were easy. Maybe you're just retarded?
>>217668044im not poor sooo
>You may think that you're a player but you're completely lost.
posh CUNT
>>217668059Could you lend me a few quid
Need her sat on my face doing as her sexy female flatulence enters my nasal passage. Absolute bliss.
joe rogan has died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTJtkEVL-7I
>>217668057Well I'd post what I'm getting but fuck copy pasting and cropping 15 screenshots on paint
>>217668071Come to me ends and say that to my face ya daft fanny
howling>>>/tv/216664213
>British history after the hand over of Hong Kong.webm
>>217668102That's Northern Ireland, the other flag has the NI football team crest on it
>>217667879Fletcher is a kino name
>>217668102No worries. CANZUK incoming!
getting bum blacked
>>217668102daft hun
>>217668059Same but captchas are part of the experience lad
grim
>>217668177guernsey more likegoonersey
>>217668177>Canada and the UK are bigger simps than we are I always knew this>>217668167
>>217668177>Ireland that highFucking wish, lads.It's just vpn use they admitted to was the cause
thats it done with this site
>>217668188You have more puritans
>>217668208Porn is free retard
>>217668177>Cucknada
>>217668213The mindset lives on....>>217668223Pump those numbers up lad.
2 Irishmen in here? Well, actually it's 3 if I include myself
Canadians be like>Hnnnnng muscle mommy I just sent you 1000 cad please blow me a kiss on screen
>it's too bad about your country bloke dude
>>217668237There's only one irishman here
leftypol on a mad one
Mikey the pikey
feeling stomach ill
>>217668265America
>>217668265scream
Jerked off to a lads bum again, me
You guys want joints from the store?
>>217668287we're a kino factory
Will Zeidbelg even post anymore now that captcha is different?
>>217668265Literally what is going on here? The captions make no sense
>>217668078the ones with 5 always have 2 pairs and one odd one out, so itll be like 2 sets of 4 dots, 2 sets of 3 dots, and the one with dot is the odd one outor 2 squares, 2 circles, and one half circlehad to open a private tab to do the fuckass capcha cause 4chanx is broken with the new ones
>>217668353Almost better without sound thoughhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DQ-tqUpjo30/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YfiLqVJ3-c
/tv/ jannies genuinely make me seethewhy are they so trigger happy
Anyone got that kafkaesque one with the retards in the pub
motherfuck the po-posfuck the judge and COsfuck the DA and POsfuck the family of the victim, witness, and snitchin ass hoes nigga
>>217668377
>>217668407My British ancestors would be proud
>>217668407Ok, be honest /brit/, would you shag the blondie at the beginning of this webm?
where my powder heads
>>217668440like it was my last day on earth
>>217668440she's about 20 years too old for me
>>217668440Maybe
Where'd all the british folk go then it's only 9pm
>>217668177>Guernsey>Isle of Man>Andorra>Switzerland>Jersey>Cypruslove me a nice tax evasion wank
>>217668499I am here
>>217668499they're all watching fuentes
>>217668353yeah i have no idea eitherbizarre video
>>217668265>>217668353sped
>>217668499>9pmcalifornigger spotted
never realised how much I like cheek dimples on women until nowgirl at work gets them when she smiles and it drives me fucking wild
>>217668499it's half 3 retard
>>217668560Wrong
>>217668559You need your hard-drive checked ASAP you fucking nonce
>>217668568Wrong.
>>217668580That's 28 past, no half past
>>217668580Where the fuck do you live motherfucker? Hawaii?
>>217668354ok thanks that helped
TOTAL WAR AGAINST WARI WILL NEVER DIE ON THE FRONTDOWN WITH NATIONAL BOURGEOIS IDEOLOGY FOR PROLETARIAN INTERNATIONALISM & REVOLUTIONARY DEFEATISM
>>217668597Motherwell
>>217668580round to the nearest 15 mate>>217668597guam
>>217668615Too late. WW1 already happened.
Why are these faggot countries like Britain and Germany suddenly trying to start a war with Russia?
>>217668657Idk.If WW3 ever breaks out I'm killing myself instantly btw. Don't want to live through that fucking bullshit.
mental how much better I feel when I don't spend 16 hours a day looking at pointless shit online
>>217668629THE REAL MOVEMENT OF THE INTERNATIONAL PROLETARIAT CAN NEVER DIEIT IS THE INVARIANT LINE AND ETERNAL SCIENTIFIC TRUTH CLASS WAR BY THE INTERNATIONAL PROLETARIAT IS THE ONLY RESOLUTION TO LIBERAL-FASCIST BARBARISM
>>217668666Bizarre
>>217668622alri private gomez
>>217668622sgt gomez
>>217668669>>217668615I googled these cause I thought it was song lyrics but nothing came up.You're really sperging out like this over nothing?
>>217668666It's like they've totally erased confidence and trust in the citizens....OOH I KNOW let's make them go die in a war now! This is supposed to be the alternative to Hitler though.
>>217668682>>217668691silvia*
>>217668679Why is that bizarre?There's literally no point living anymore if WW3 happens. It'd be total fucking mayhem. Even if I don't get drafted, I still have to deal with the abject chaos. Bombs falling on British cities. Rationing and economic collapse. Constant fear that Putin might just decide to drop nukes on us and end it all. An all-pervading feeling of panic and horror at all times. I just couldn't deal with it.If I'd been alive in 1939 when WW2 had broken out, I'd have hung myself then too.
>>217668692THE WORKING CLASSES OF THE EARTH ARE NOT "NOTHING"THEY ARE THE VERY LIFE ESSENCE OF THE HUMAN MACHINE BOURGEOIS NATIONAL LIBERALISM & FASCISM ARE A TOXIN POISONING THE BLOODSTREAM
hate middle class peoplehate rich peoplespiteful little peasant I am
>>217668702what's it like having trannies be your superior?
>>217668710Grow up
Jews destroyed europe
>>217668721ktim
best thing about this new captcha is that it filters out low IQ mongs that can't even do basic pattern recognition
>>217668733Source?
>>217668619Aye she's alright
>>217668733Blacks destroyed your mums pussy
>>217668746i don't understand how to do the circle ones
>>217668572are you honestly saying grown women can't have dimples
Just witnessed some trolling outside of /b/.
>>217668752Fuck off adam
never drunk egg nogdon't think I ever will
>>217668729how many hours per day do you think about trannies?
>>217668733Erm stop noticing
>>217668758Flag checks out.
>>217668769it kinda tastes like boozy melted ice cream, it's quite nice
>>217668657Idk. We should just keep to ourselves.
craving a cold one even though im 80 something days off the muck x
Hitler killed the most Europeans of anyone in history and the committed suicide without producing any offspring.He is hero-worshipped by eternally seething unemployed manchildren, losers and incels across the globe.
I think it would be good if we were all a bit nicer to each other
>>217668746it took me a minute to figure out what the fuck some of them wanted (like you'll sometimes get all black text but one is stretched vertically) but now it's pretty easymost annoying part is they keep putting in all these new captchas but you still have to wait 120/300 seconds to post
the hell is this new captcha
>>217668806rorke will cry at this
>>217668806truth nuclear bomb
why can't 4chan just use hcaptcha and remove the timers?
>>217668806truke
>>217668806
Just realised I misread the Captcha about thirty times lol
>>217668749
Jean-Marie Loret
In association football, England are the most successful national team of all time. I hope you all know that.
>>217668746if this was true you’d see /pol/ nuked into oblivion
>>217668769had some earliertastes like milk mixed with toothpaste. not good at all. just wanted the alcohol
>>217668869Sounds right to me!
>>217668869i Did not know thatbut Now ..i Know !!
>>217668758>flaglmao
Scottish girls are beautiful
>>217668869i don't think so mate
Might go to the butty shop
>>217668895imagine the smell, tho...
>>217668897right well this is just false
more like the batty shop because you're a batty boy
Had diarrhea for the first half of the week, now suddenly it switches to constipation. Wish my bowels would sort their shit out.
>>217668746same old tale, a brotha just can't catch a break
>>217668869You mean soccer right?
>>217668895True
>>217668913you're right
>>217668869An English manager has never won the Premier League
>>217668919outplayed by your own colon
>>217668869settle down
>>217668806Hitler was funded by the rotheschilds
Honestly wish baseball was a mainstream sport in the UK. It seems cool.
dark and stormy nite x
>>217668962it's actually one of the most boring things imaginable, both to play and watch
>>217668962I only learned recently that baseball is huge in Japan
>>217668958>literally believing war propaganda from the 40s
>>217668972it's fun to play with the lads and even more fun to drink and watch with the lads>>217668981it's been big in japan for at least 20 years. also latin america
Any other alcoholic man in?I literally cannot stop drinking no matter what I do. I have spent most days of the past 4 years absolutely guzzling beer.
>>217668962High IQ sport
>>217668989Jews started both world wars
imagine being a hippie in the 60speng
>>217669001and?
stomping a poo down the shower drain with my toe
The new captcha is fine, probably is low IQ tards that are having issues
>>217668991How many pints do you drink per week
>>217668991I quit
>>217668869Please bring back the home championship and invite us to play in it.
>>217668991Confess and repent
>>217669014Just bought a pass instead, shan't be wasting my time with that
i need to brush my teeththey feel revolting
imagine being a hippie in the 60s
>>217669017Probably at least 50 i reckon.
captcha literally takes 10 secondsare people actually struggling
>>217668991belly status?
>>217669053Fuck off no you dontThats mental
>>217669054takes a bit more time than the previousmultiply that by hundreds of posts per day and it adds up
po
>>217669031no
>>217669044probs not that different to now x
>>217669068SCREAM
Never tried Vietnamese food
>>217669044whyd you post your mum?
>>217669064It's fucking real. This is my life for the past few years. I never used to be like this.
>>217669090Grim. She looks very sad
50 pints per week is 7 pints per day is 140 ounces per day is 12 beers a dayno way in hell thats real
>>217669090Literally who?
>>217669069Why not?!
Who can figure out the true meaning of 'covfefe' ???
Earth but it's only white Anglo Saxon christians
>>217669129>>217669129>>217669129
>>217669103
>>217669090Those tattoos ruin her look.
oh thats early
He used a lighter at a cotton factory and found out >darwin award winner fr>That's not a lighter, that's a career-ender in a cotton factory :D>That man's name? Cotton-eyed Joe>That escalated quickly>Whole place has gone... Gone up in flames!
