Prev >>217662591Peter Paul Rubens Edition
>>217665712Laws don't have to make sense
WOULD YOU RATHER be 6'6 with a 3 inch penis or 5'4 with a 8 inch penis?
Turns out they make the new captchas significantly harder if you want to make a new thread, as opposed to merely making a reply in a thread.
the gf
Ella Purnell is very sexy. I didn't realize she was an English rose though, I thought she was part Mexican or Cuban or smth.
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>>217665738women gossip about penis sizes constantly so being 5'4 with an 8 incher would be better once word got out.
>>217665738I’d rather be tall with a little dick than short with a big dickt. tall with a big dick
>>217665759it wouldn't
the loneliness sucks
>>217665738The latter. I could drive any car I wanted and have enough leg room.
corrjust defungiblated the poonberg
Feels like nobody likes anything anymore, especially if they are under 30.
i have to study for a test to renew my drivers license because its my only idi don't even drive or want to driveffs
>>217665801Ralkm to talk them
>ackchyually my religion requires me to commit high treasonOkay, why are you in my country LOL
>>217665802those tests are just rote memory and if you have your license you shouldnt have to do driving part again. im surprised you have to test again though over here you just renew it by mail every X years.
>monarchist countries
>If it weren't for the laws of this land I would walk to the lake 5 minutes away and stra-AAACK
i keep visiting /lgbt/ because it's morbidly interesting to observe jasonkin in their natural environment
The ER releases the droplets into the cytosol of the mammary epithelial lactating cell. While in the cytosol, proteins and polar lipids will coat the droplets and form various sizes of globules. MFGs can exist in various diameters ranging from 1 μm- 8 μm and even higher on rare occasions.
>>217665828You’re going to normalize that behaviour in your mind and become one of them
Geese and camels are my favorite animals
what if they mexicans invited you to the carney asada?
>>217665814It's more so that's he a seething brownoid and probably hates the Britishers for colonialism. But he still wants to live among the Anglos in their country because his people are inferior apes.
any girls here want to have e sex
>>217665830What are your thoughts on Sydney Sweeney?
>>217665828i like making stealth 'cado threads there every now and then. something like picrel and title>who is your favorite LGBT youtuber?
>>217665808Wot
>>217665870How about Sydney’s Weenie
just became transwoah
that one guy that somehow ends up hanging out with your friend group but no one vibes with him
>>217665875‘cado in the ‘um/
I don't vibe with fat chicks
>>217665889eu
>>217665899
fat chicks made out of vibranium
>>217665889I have atrocious vibes tbqh
is everyone just going to pretend Nickocado doesn't have gaping fat shit asshole gay porn out there on the internet? we gonna pretend he didn't do that?
>>217665878you have my interest....
>>217665913Oh sweetie he’s so many steps ahead of you
>>217665899I prefer skinnier but every skinny woman has an ED or some weird hangup about food. I need a bitch that can EAT and feed me also
>>217665913I like how lost weight and you can see where they sewed him back up
the talons crush 15 times stronger than a human hand
>>217665936Not too skinny, but I don't like hanging with fat women
moonman moonman can't you see
New Yorker cartoon
>>217665942Yeah but I could punch a hole in that birds chest soooo
>>217665985terrible like always
Nothing bad is ever going to happen to me ever again
thinking of goon modding again
>>217665994>catches your hand and crushes ituhm....
>>217665985I don't like how normies starting using slop. It even made the dictionary definition of the year
>>217665739Funny how he stopped forcing his gay /fa/ shit when he started being a Nazi and telling everyone how he got raped and makes his wife cuck him
>>217666025I'll protect you Anon!
>>217665870untalentedcant stand her speaking voice like a brain dead personsaw that weird jean ad she did recently. propa weird. it wasmind bogglin how people do diss shidd
>>217665870I hate her because she's richer than me
>>217666036All part of the plan my petulant peregrine pet *punches a hole in your chest with other arm*
>>217665814Temu Jagmeet Singh
>>217665942mental diss what dinosaurs looked.pike
>>217666036like literallyexactly what velociraptor look.lile
Pee: out
wish I had a chunky corn fed American gf to make me corn fritters and chicken fried steak for dinner
Normies still aren't exactly antisemitic in the way that 4chan is. Normies might criticize zionism but that's not the same thing.
>>217666125Guaranteed she can't cook or clean and uses mouldy makeup
mental likehow rare we arelikewe are literallyonly fings ever existed in diss universe that are intelligent as ustook 14 billion years to evolvelike absolutely mindbogglin dat complex.aystems like diss evolveonly to just shit themaelveslikeliterally the definition of kafkaesqye
>>217666135fuck off it's my fantasy
>>217666135Smells bad too
I want one of those brown girls who is insecure about her race and desperate for a white guy to like her. I wanna be the white guy who swoops in and saves her from her inferiority complex.
mental how badly i mind broke him
>>217666064Shiddington what do you think about Addy?
i want many things none of which i will get
>>217666125Literally same. Ideally she would be from the south but midwest would be cool too.
>>217666125chicken fried steak is really good>>217666086you couldn't do that because soon as he grabbed your fist he crushed it and started plucking at your face and eyes.
>>217666167I can recommend Lebs and Iranian women in that case
>>217664596have you tried boiling them? many people are saying that boiling jeets has a lot of promise...
Women under 30 can't cook at all, it's gotten to the point even many of the ethnic ones can't cook anymore either
just got a toyota ad that is clearly marketed for canada, but was in indian language, with some english text on screen
I'm canadian
Listening to Japanese rock music on my Chinese high fidelity sound reproduction equipment
>>217666170shagged her before she was famous tbf
>>217666244Uber and taxi drivers like toyota
Not a fan of how (((they))) are portraying Rob Reiner's son as a drug addicted nepo baby. Maybe he is those things but what did Rob Reiner do that lead him down this path? I bet he was diddled
>>217666219Iranian women are mentally garbage though. They are the most entitled trashy girls and when they hook up with a white guy it goes through the roof because they consider themselves white. Iranian women are famously bitchy, worse than Russians and Polish girls IMO.
There is no conceivable end that would see russia's net profit in this whole affair.
my back hurts
>>217665889there was a nigga like this with the last group i hung out with while most of us settled for ugly bitches or were single he had the hottest bitch ever who was super sweet and cooked and drove him everywhere and bought him gifts
>>217666217I've thought about it the ultimate counter is to swing my caught hand into the pavement like a club. It's already crushed and useless but slamming a bird into the pavement is an insta gib im pretty sure. Hollow bones and all that. So yeah. He could do damage, but he could NEVER win.
>>217666235yeh mental oncehad a gf who presented me wiv "girl dinnah"propa embogglinatin'
>>217666268there was a roast of rob reiner where one of the comedians "joked" that robs dad used to anally rape him...you know how them hollywood j*w pedos are. probably true
Tucker Carlson is catching on to young people opinions (to a limited extent), but fundamentally he still has boomer sensibilities and boomer aesthetics.
My dead neighbor's funeral is this week. They're doing a burial. He died is a very bad, bug go splat, kind of car accident. So what do you do with that in a casket? Put the bag of gibs in the box or what? I saw a picture of his car. Would be very surprised if his head and limbs were still attached.
>>217666219desu I was more thinking pajeeta women because their inferiority complex seems to be stronger.
>>217666271>because they consider themselves whiteYeah but he wants that, also have you met a Leb? They are exactly the same lol
21ST CENTURY BOOMOID MAN
>>217666296Really makes one think
>>217666301did one of those indian fellas get him?
how strapped for cash are canadian boys? if I walked around a canadian university campus and asked the boys if I could have a sniff of their butt through their underwear for $200 CAD would they let me? all they have to do is stand there
everyone wants to be white
>>217666303Probably would work well in the US, but here in Canada there are way too many FOB ones that it's harder to find the self-hating white washed ones. We are drowning in poop.
>>217666310this is way too specific to not be true
>>217666308I have I used to work with a few Leb girls and they were the same way, insanely pretentious but I've still found Iranians worse. You know you're dealing with a total nutcase when they tell you they're "Persian".
>>217666310bizarre imo
>>217666301Probably cremation unless they had some reason why that would be unacceptable (some religions are very much against it o algo). Otherwise closed casket is just a meat sack preserved and reconstructed as best as possible into something resembling a human being
>>217666310Hollywood is always doing weird shit like this
>>217666324I actually wanted to be brown when I was younger
>>217666327kinda racist no?
>>217666308>oooh look at me I'm so worldly and I know all these ethnicities from whereverFirst of all, no one cares. Secondly, you're probably lying anyway.
>>217666310these are literally all notorious Hollywood faggots, that story is probably true and these sick fucks just put it out there because they're untouchableBill Cosby raped dozens of women and he's not even in prison
>>217666313No he smashed in to a stalled car on the side of highway all on his own. Sunny day, dry roads. Probably looking at is phone as he was the kind of dumbass who would think he could get away with that.
Say a gif on xitter of Heated Rivalry. Why do women get off on this shit?
>>217666310What the
>>217666349Not nearly racist enough. Just wait until I reach my final form you goddamn currymunching britcuck.
The Ukraine lost.
>>217666349what do english twinks smell like? the ones with long-ish shaggy brown hair and fair skin. i'm guessing like chip grease and lynx
>>217666341They actually try to arrange the pieces? That's grotesque.
>>217666358Did you know him?
>>217666310Me as a scholar of rape figuring out that rape is bad
>>217666327>You know you're dealing with a total nutcase when they tell you they're "Persian"It's like a triple venn diagram of being a spoilt princess, we wuzzery diaspora, and thinking they are White. Still love those bogged psycho Persian women thoughbeit
>>217666373>>217666276
>>217666351wtf hes just freethats super messed up
>>217666350>saying this like Canada isn't filled to the brim with obnoxious ethnics o algoBizarre point to make
>>217666271I’m the type of dark triad prince charming that completes a horrible shit-testing bitch <3 (no browns tho)
217666396didn't askdon't care
my wallet condoms will see the light of day soon inshallah
reminds me of that phoebe bridgers song funerallove that song
>>217666378Morticians take their job very seriously
>>217666379Yes we didn't get along and had multiple disputes over the years.
>>217666417She sees you put on the rotten old wallet condom, but she doesn’t notice when it breaks. It just inexplicably (the first time anyway) feels way better for you, and eventually you nut inside
>>217666444how is it rotten nigga its sealed
>>217666327>You know you're dealing with a total nutcase when they tell you they're "Persian"I mean that just sounds more classy and aristocratic than "Iranian," which evokes images of angry brown people screaming Allahu Akbar to most people.
do rapists use condoms?
>>217666450There is an expiration date for a reason
Cum I found your qt asian gf
if i lived in the united states of america i`d be so ultra mega fat you`d have to move my ass on a forklift
>>217666465yeah the ribbed ones, for her pleasure
>>217666450The rubber starts degrading or disintegrating like an old elastic band
White people don't say google is your friend anymore
>>217666470You already are offensively obese....
Everything at the dollar store is sticky
corr just sniffed me bum and it were divine
>pornsites are showing fat indian camwhores now
>>217666485lol what kind of shit ghetto dollar store are you shopping in? my local Dollar Tree is hella comfy, clean, and staffed with white people. I get my Brunswick 'deenz there for $1.75 a tin
>have a fagwhat do you say without sounding mad?
>>217666467it says october 2026 so im cool
>>217666423I hate Phoebe Bridgers almost as much as I hate Maggie Rogers
>>217666488This isn't /brit/ leave that fancy some fish and chips faggotry in the bong general
>>217666469>Not a Xiong>no mob taws vwm (gout)>tsi nyiam hais lus phemlolwut, some fantasy language right there
>>217666496Xièxiè
>>217666496BI XIAO DAI!! ZHAN PIN TU PAO SE! SE! TIN BU XI BU DAO PUN GU!!!
>>217666492Clicking on 'popular in canada' is a grim reminder of the damage already done
>>217666497Not necessarily. The body heat of being in a wallet is improper storage, and can cause it to degrade faster than the best before date. Only use it with someone you don’t mind accidentally impregnating.
>>217666507maggie who?i dont like pheobe bridgers either but i like some of her songs
>>217666488how did you stretch your neck that far?
>>217666496I'd just have a fag with the bros cause I'm not a faggot. easy
>>217666496>我刚才拉裤子了!最近的厕所在哪里?!
>>217666515I just ran it through Google Translate detect language, and apparently it’s the Hmong language
>this young astronaut gets lost in his way home from Rocket School and shows himself into your homeHow do you respond without sounding racist?
>>217666496would anyone actually get mad. i'll find it funny and take one
>>217666534thinking that nigga gonna have to be happy if he gets anybody pregnant
>>217666492Use a Canadian VPN then go to pornhub, half the time the "Trending in Canada" porn videos are some grainy jeet amateur couples. It's grim, only funny bit is how many of them are cuck videos
say "hello sweet chickadee"
>>217666496I remember sneakily smoking a cig on the vancouver ferry with a chinese guy in a corner hidden on a deck right beside a " no smoking on ship " sign. We laughed about it but he didn't speak English.
>>217666567>Not furry porn SAD NATION!
>>217666557CASTLE DOCTRINE
>>217666470Why?
>>217666572hello sweet chickadee
>>217665708Giny's weighs watcher diet, whatever happened there
>>217666553America gets all these cool ethnicities and in Canada it's just another 500,000 jeets
>>217666557gotta admire him sticking his foot onto broken glass like that
>>217666591Tragic. I don’t find Hmong women attractive albeit
>>217666585cheap ass delicious donuts everywhere, bro you have no idea how rich you are
>>217666567i just checked no its not
>>217666591All Hmong people live in Wisconsin and Pennsylvania for some reason btw. Hope this helps
>>217666591they all go to minnesota which is essentially canada
>>217666469last time I was on a cruise I was gambling next to this older asian lady playing some sort of asian themed machine and we both won like $300 told her she was my good luck for the day
When I was a kid, my grandmother’s attic got infested with squirrels. We got them all into live traps, and then moved them to the woods ~10km away.
I only know who the Hmong are because of Gran Torino
I think the maritimes are pretty
>HmongWhich country is this
>>217666495I shop at the stores that are available to me just like everyone else
>>217666609Hmmm well we have both very rich and very poor people here. It seems like foreigners get exposed to one of those types of Americans as their first impression and then decides we're all like that.
>>217666648hong kong
>>217666642I only know who Rob Reiner is because of South Park
>>217666588good evening
>>217666637>Didn't eat themThat's how I know you aren't French Canadian >>217666648Southern China but found all over the former Indochina
>>217666649sounds like you live in the HOOD nigga.
so damn broke i’m eating a mayonnaise sandwich
>>217666651you're all very rich because your currency is much stronger, for the same amount of effort you buy much more
>>217666668Ewww
>>217666665Your digits are in the hood bruh
>>217666648They don’t have a country
WHERE DA HOOD AT
>>217666668That unironically a good sandwich
>>217666653who rob reiner WAS
>>217666665you bring great dishonor on your cumiry...
>>217666666
>>217666690he died?
The Princess Bride is a good movie
>>217666697He was brutally murdered
I know all the people working at the local sushi place are chinese, not japanese. I just need a way to prove it. I think I need to go undercover
>>217666690Get his ass>>217666697Murdered by his homeless schizo drug addict son
>>217666703was a good movie
>>217666703woulda been better without rob reiner tho
I'm sorry but if 15 year old girls are hot they're hot ok
>>217666670Well you should come to America if you really think that. But either way I appreciate that your view of us is way too positive rather than way too negative lol.
>>217666712The Chinese-owned sushi places near me don’t even try to hide it. They play Chinese music and shit. Their sushi is also way worse than the Japanese places.
>>217666712My favourite place is run by a Korean couple.
>>217666668Them shits slap tho
Do Americans typically do this?
i have pedo fatigue
>>217666703They spiked my bisexual fear
>>217666668but a pack of hotdogs, cook one and put it on your mayo sandwich hotdogs are cheap and at least you get a bit of protein
Smokin some weed before D&D with the boys
>>217666668I can’t sneed
>>217666668There were alternatives. You ain't got no cents or no sense.
>>217666632Can you use the Hmong to kill somalis like how the CIA used Hmongs to kill Viets? That would be cool.
>>217666746This is not typical
canadian boys when american twinks grab their bulge: "bud, stop trying to grab my tallywhacker eh?"
>>217666750pedo fatiguefaggot fatigue j word fatiguen word fatiguethe OTHER j word fatigue...zzzz
>>217666779How about the Mong people and they all have Down’s Syndrome
>>217666665>>217666692FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>>217666790What's the other j word
>>217666783This is how I know Jason is awake
how about the DONG people and they all have DONGS and live in...thailand
Rob Reiner and his wife were going to meet the Obamas the day they were discovered dead, nothing odd there
Guys we gotta do something about this faggot ITT he's getting out of hand
pov: you get vaccinated
>>217666803That's not Jason, he doesn't type like that
>>217665708
>>217666809rob reiner was involved in all sorts of weird stuff with democrats and the CIA. like why would you even want a retard like rob reiner around but he's all over CIA stuff, all over russia stuff, like kinda crazy
>>217666802jeweets
>>217666807The Vietnamese currency is called the Dong. It’s very tiny and weak…
can we talk about epstein though
>>217666871He be a pedo
Fuck brazil
>>217666871No
>>217666871Research trauma based mind control.
>>217666876Future top 5 economy
>>217666809haha Obama loved himself some hotdogs hahaha $60k worth of hotdogs!?!nigga LOVED him some hotdogs!!
>>217666872I'm not sure if he was, but he was willing to use children is sex blackmail, allegedly.
>>217666876Brazilian posters do be annoying on god
how about that Mohamed guy though
>>217666871He was a Diddy ahh blud if we keepin it a stack
How about Rob Steiner, and he’s a senior commander in the Waffen SS who disappoints Hitler by not conducting a pincer movement against Soviet forces north of Berlin due to being outnumbered 10 to 1
Tucker isn't super based. He's mildly based maybe.He's ok. Like basically he's just a normie boomercon who realized that maybe the zion worship has gotten a little bit excessive and it's pissing off everyone below the age of 40 and they need to tone it down.
Mentally ill, traumatized, and heavily disadvantaged anons are SO annoying. Like. Get over it. I feel fine. Water under the bridge, buddy.
>>217666310jerry van dyke used to pimp out his daughter. she became a pornstar and married jack nance, the guy from eraserhead. he was killed in a fight outside of a donut shop and the killer was never identified, there wasn’t even much of an investigation. the midget from twin peaks alleged that david lynch killed nance and made the movie lost highway as a confession. he also said lynch raped his daughter and twin peaks was his confession to that crime. all i’m saying is look into it
in case anyone wanted to see the pictures from my iceland/faroe islands/norway trip: >>>/p/4488510
How about Rob Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
>>217666871
>>217666941wholesome
>>217666871Egg-shaped penis
>>217666929Beautiful!
>banana mayonnaise sandwiches
>>217666884Nigga buying $60k worth of hot dog NO BUN
>>217666936Triple D came to my hometown and they went to the shittiest diner and they talked about bread. I mean how shitty must your breakfast food be that you need to talk about the bread making process?
>>217666929You should visit Alaska next, the landscapes are like that but more dramatic
Before (((Woodrow Wilson))), "isolationism" was just the standard view of almost all Americans. They felt that we should focus on our own country and not get sucked into foreign wars.After generations of psyops and propaganda, "isolationism" is now considered a strange radical view.
WELL, WE WERE JUST ANOTHER BAND OUT OF BOSTONON THE ROAD TO TRY TO MAKE ENDS MEETPLAYIN' ALL THE BARS, SLEEPIN' IN OUR CARSAND WE PRACTICED RIGHT ON OUT IN THE STREETNO, WE DIDN'T HAVE MUCH MONEYWE BARELY MADE ENOUGH TO SURVIVEBUT WHEN WE GOT UP ON STAGE AND GOT READY TO PLAYPEOPLE CAME ALIVE
>>217666979Europe must be protected
>>217666971Sounds like a real dive
>>217666408Obviously you do
he had sauce icl
PoopPeePoop Poop and pee
Why does everyone hate WMAF? Truly, we are Earth Realm's Romeo & Juliet.
>>217667019I’m just completely exhausted with interacting with other races at all
>>217667019They don't. The only thing universally hated is bmwf
>>217665942
>>217666986(((Woodrow Wilson))) was a Fabian socialist and a closet homosexual and a puppet of the British government and the Rothschilds.
The sound of people audibly munching in commercials is so fucking disgusting
>>217667036Why is it hated
for me its cheezies
>>217667043This chick is so fucking proud of being so hot. Just look at her reaction to the cameraman aiming the camera at her boobs, she loves it.
D&D is just a shopping episode this week before the holiday week off
Still thinking about the cute fat goth girl who did my eye exam today
>>217667036WMBF is worse.
tfw no leaf gf
>>217667055I would be too
Woke up from my post nut nap
>>217667051Because the jews are forcing it on everyone trying to destroy white identity
>>217667021
>>217667066My wife.
>>217667074So true
smoking a roach rn
>>217667090jason....
Vanity of vanities, all is vanity.
>>217667042Carter fan personally
deadass just gripped a yankee fitted
Woodrow Wilson directly supported Lenin and Trotsky.
theres niggas out there streaming for 0 people, they're just there all alone, like damn, that's just sad
>>217667097Woah it's cool Adam
If I was a super billionaire I would have bought Great Saint James and dedicated it to fucking hot milfs and gilfs
>>217667102>LeninGigabased>Trotskybit cringe
I wonder what Chris Chan is doing for Christmas this year
who is the goat of /cum/?
still chuckling about normie girls hearing running up that hill and then listening to the rest of Kate bush's music
>>217667112Barb
who is the final boss of /cum/?
Jews are forcing all the white girls to date Indians. Timmybros it's so over
This has been largely forgotten, but during World War 2, American media was very supportive of Stalin and referred to him as "Uncle Joe" to give him a friendly image.Obviously this changed after Germany was defeated and the cold war began, however.
who has the most izzat in /cum/?
Who is the most retarded in /cum/? I think it’s a me
>>217667140>largely forgottenBy who? Anyone that actually cares about history knows this. Anyone that doesn't never did
>>217667160Jason, easily
>>217667136This is extremely common these days
>>217667126was not expecting this answer
Who has the highest life satisfaction on /cum/, do you reckon?
who is the weakest /cum/ poster who everyone here could easily beat up 1v1? has to be me.
>>217667182I can kiss you
>>217667191>>217667191New
>>217667182still Jason
>>217667200he could kill me with his bare hands if he really wanted to and i would be powerless to stop him
>>217667090post it...
>>217667208he couldnt even rip a piece of construction paper in half
>>217667090And you want a cookie or what faggot?
>>217667090That is not a roach, i've seen 0.5g joints going for $5 at dispos
>>217666572phwoooarcute birbington
