Prassport palease
*slides passport over*
>>217666122I'm a stowaway. I'm applying for assylum
>>217666122
>>217666200Sorry, no poopskins. >flushes toilet >NO SAAAAR DO NOT REDEEEEMMMMM!!!!
>>217666122ok honey, sex after?
>>217666122Sex after right?
Thai pipo be like>Hi, I'm Phasakornphongkittiwatthana Nattapongphattanasup
>>217666329Doesn’t stop you fucking old boomers from wanting to fuck them, just admit thailand is superior.
>>217666122Ok sir just wait one second
>>217666329No Al Thais have a cool nickname like Ice or PizzaBut yea their real name is like Phasakornphongkittiwatthana Nattapongphattanasup
>>217666122I love SEAmonkey government uniforms and all the silly little badges and swag they cover themselves in. Like, somebody thought "let's give our customs agents airborne jump wings cause it looks cool as fuck"
>>217667471It's because they're all members of the royal institution of military on some level. Not because of some banana republic reason like what the americas have. Maybe try to understand the world a bit more beyond your immediate braindead monkey sphere.
>>217666959Hmmmmm, may I ask, what is your real name then?
>>217667471The Thai government is highly and effectively militarized in a way our neighbors aren't. That should be obvious by now.
>>217667561Malaysia mogs you though.
>>217667565Oh you're that khmer poster. Yeah malays aren't gonna save you. Sorry.
>>217667561The Thai military is Burgerstan's greatest ally and has been saving american lives in combat since WW1. Pls buy F-35s>>217667526They ain't beating the zesty allegations tho
>>217667631Who?
>>217667641We need more lady bois now!
>>217666122>flirts with cute korean airport host at gate terminal>she blushes backfuck yeah
>>217666122It's more like"paet sa port pleet"
>>217666959Do they randomly pick out a word from an English dictionary? All of the Thais I talked to on interpals had nicknames like those.
>>217669077I had an Indonesian girl named Salsa dm me lol. I like the names tho
