Give me the genuine run-down on moving to England. I'm contemplating it, but all the shit I see about knife crime and terror attacks and the absurd police state put me off
>>217669780I hope you love an extreme nanny state tyranny where words get you thrown in jail while actual rapists walk free. Don't forget zero free speech, muslims everywhere, anti-White police/government, poverty, surveillance everywhere, low wages, shitty climate, and a 1984 reality.>flagOh right....you already have those things. Enjoy European cuckstraya!
>>217669780I was up in Yorkshire for a year doing some stuff and its not too bad, weather is awful, residents unintelligible and the countryside was fairly nice.Just as an opinion, stay out of the big cities, avoid London, probably give Scotland a miss and the south-west is fairly decent. Its mostly an uninhabitable wasteland of 2-house holiday homes and short term rentals so I don't know how anyone actually lives there. Wales also seemed decent but its poor as fuck, nice place to look at, probably wouldn't want to live in some parts of it. The UK still has a class system in place, so there's the unwashed niggers, white trash and shitskins from India-Pakistan, the fairly small mostly middle class whiteys and a tiny horrendously inbred upper crust that owns most of the land that's actually worth owningSome areas have some reasonably affordable housingThe roads are mostly garbage and the UK hates carsYou could get stabbed if you try by going into shitty areas at night and picking fights with the urban yoofs or look like you have anything worth stealing but its not my idea of fun
>>217669945Well shit man I just want to start a new life somewhereThe rest of Australia bar maybe one or two states is awful, America is too scary and expensive, I don't speak any other languages, I'm not going to fucking New Zealand, The UK might be my last shot
Why not stay in those one or two states
>>217669990just move to thailand or something
>>217669982The UK is a real life dystopia, this is why every UK flag is bitter, angry and mean
>>217670103God I want to be a Mongolian riding on the steppes slaughtering my enemies living in my yurtYou CANNOT suffer in Mongolia
>>217669990>America is too scary and expensiveLOL expensive yes. Scary? Just stay in the Midwest and South. I know most Aussies go straight to commiefornia. Save your time and go to the Rocky Mountains or upper South. Cheaper, geographically aesthetic, and actually comfy. I assume you are a dude...Your accent will get you ample amounts of pussy. Trust me there. What's wrong with New Zealand? I implore you to stay away from the UK. Orwell called that one accurately.
>>217670125Won't I get shot, or worse, eaten by a bear over in America? If I can somehow get the dosh, get a place, get a stable well paying job, and stay safe, America might actually be the way
>>217669990>I'm not going to fucking New Zealandtoo proud are you? typical aussie
>>217670142Well if I go there there won't be any kiwis there because all you cunts are here
>>217669990Moving to the UK from here is fucking retarded, honestly what do you think you'll find better there
>>217670147soon to be one more since I'm moving to Sydney in feb lol
>>217670157I don't know man just help a brother out, I'm at a fragile point in my life right now ;-;
>>217669780Fucking why man, unless you're working in central London and living there for free too there's zero reason for the move
>let me tell you about your country: the thread
>>217670173It's easy to believe the grass is greener on the other side but honestly the UK is in such a fucking hole right now, and yeah Australia has massive problems but we're still doing so much better than the rest of the western world.I think it could be good to live there for a bit if a job opportunity came up but moving there permanently is actually insane. Maybe if you had an interest or worked in cultural institutions it would be worth it, like in publishing. But seriously I think it's a narrow field of stuff that the UK is better than Australia for these days
>>217670209Well OK, then do you have any recs as to where I should go in Australia? I despise this humidity and the capital city lifestyle, but I don't want to go full rural
>>217670137Stay out of the blue cities with the knuckle dragging pavement apes and you have a sub-1% chance of being shot. I suggest Utah.
>>217670164NZ exodus sounds crazy right now
>>217670103Yeah its not good. They seem to elect the worst people into government and have done so for fucking decades. Then they decided to just open borders which has everyone annoyed, that time they fucked around splitting from the EU would mean a 2nd English Empire boogaloo and found out.>>217670173Do you have any appreciable skills, trades, qualifications?If the answer is no, then that kind of limits what you can muck around with. Having a trades qual or something like a BA will help also with the migration stuff, but like anywhere. Go there first, laugh at the natives, get drunk and treat it like a tourist, if you like it, you like it. If not, somewhere else. Canada might be ok as well in the west, I've heard the east is overrun by changs and jeets with the housing market about as fucked as ours is
>>217669780There are loads of Aussies here for some reason. The weather is shit but I imagine the quality of life is better as the UK is the perfect place to use as a hub for travel in Europe or see concerts as there is always something happening in London.
>>217670217The reason I'm trying to ask why you would even move to the UK is to get a sense of what kind of change you actually need or want."despise capital cities but don't want to go rural" doesn't leave you with a lot, also Australian capital cities are so unlike European cities, much more suburban and spread out.I wonder if you're just in a rut and are blaming your surroundings for what are probably more personal problems.Maybe Hobart? It's very small and basic for a capital city.
>>217670283Well I am in a rut, and I know moving won't solve everything, but I can't help feel me hating here I am also isn't helping
>>217670283>Maybe Hobart?if he can cook meth he'll be in, that's about the only vacancies they have down there unless you're a public servant
>>217670246>Canada might be ok as well in the west, I've heard the east is overrun by changs and jeets with the housing market about as fucked as ours isanon.... have you not heard of hongcouver?And acktually their housing market is not as bad, Toronto has stabilised over the last five years while ours has kept rising at an insane pace
>>217670321Again anon, maybe you should say what is is you're sick of where you live (wherever that is) and what is is you hope to gain by moving elsewhere.If you live in Melbourne then just get the FUCK out, seems like such a miserable place to be at the moment, although at least rent and house prices are going down.
>>217669982>The UK still has a class system in place, so there's the unwashed niggers, white trash and shitskins from India-Pakistan, the fairly small mostly middle class whiteys and a tiny horrendously inbred upper crust that owns most of the land that's actually worth owningireland has this too, except the middle class is a bit larger, the working class has a higher % of chavs (council housed and violent, white trash) and the ruling class are the direct descendents of the richest anglo-irish protestant settlers instead of royals who have been cousin-fucking since before the great schism>You could get stabbed if you try by going into shitty areas at night and picking fights with the urban yoofs or look like you have anything worth stealing but its not my idea of funthe last time I went outside past 9pm there were people pissing on the sides of the road, smoking weed in the open and groups of teenagers with puffer jackets, those face coverings similar to balaclavas and ebikes/escooters standing around outside of takeaways. This wasnt even in a particularly shitty area either. I imagine the UK is much worse in this regard thoughever
>>217670221we are going to great replace you m8
>>217670353wtf is this real
>>217670325>hongcouver?I lived in Chatswood for a while so I know what it is.If Canada plays its cards right over the next few years it might turn into a bit of a boom-country, if you can drive a truck, dig a hole and mine dirt they usually have jobs. Course its colder than hell and your cock might freeze off
>>217670353The absolute worst tourists I find in Australia are English and Irish people for this kind of disgusting chavvy behaviourEuros and South Americans are so much more polite and engaging
>>217669780It's like Australia but bad
>>217670362My point was just the west is also heavily chinkified, that name is already like ten years old
>>217670397>The absolute worst tourists I find in Australia are English and Irish people for this kind of disgusting chavvy behaviourI agree with you. by and large they are hedonistic, impulsive, violent and predisposed to criminal behaviour, no doubt the primary reason for irelands poor international reputation. If only there was some sort of penal conoly we could ship them all off to
>>217670730>If only there was some sort of penal conoly we could ship them all off toAmerica received 3x more convicts from the UK than we ever did, they're closer too, just send them all there and let drumpf onsell them to Guatamala or whatever country that chud crypto king rules
>>217670730It's not the people, it's the sun. Us islanders under our constant grey sky go crazy in the sun. The vitamin D overloads our body and we go crazy.
>>217669990You might like CanadaMost worthless currency in the west so for literally anyone else stuff is cheap Similar QOL to America but safer I’m a Brit and I was very impressed by Canada, Montreal is probably the best city. Far better than Bongland anyway.
>>217669780if you move to ireland and live there for 5 years in a 9 year period, you can get the best passport in the world and live in any eu/efta/uk country and so can your children and grandchildren.the uk otherwise is dystopian, what do you plan on doing there?
>>217669982Fuck you too, Bogan trash
>>217670898this OP, moving to Ireland makes 100x more sense at the moment
ah ta be sure ta be sure come immigrate to Ireland, here we even got ye a free car
>>217669780Just move to Finland. We worship the ground Aussies walk on and everything is available in English, even citizenship.
>>217669780>knife crime and terror attacks and the absurd police stateThese are relatively small issues that you're unlikely to come across. The worst thing about living here is the overwhelming state of malaise and feeling of decline. Everyone is miserable, fed up or just middling along hoping things will get better. The women are fat and ugly, the weather is dreadful, it is almost impossible to find some peace and quiet in nature because of how fucking overcrowded this country is (and still they keep building endless Deanoboxes) and of course you have the hordes of pakis and pajeets. Stay in Australia, lad.
>>217671241bro if you think I'm going to learn this fucking crazy language you are insane
And don't listen to the Finn, I moved there and decided to come back to England. Make of that what you will.
>>217671198LOL. If you think the housing shortage in Australia is a concern then you'll love Ireland. Ireland is literally everything the UK is but smaller and more expensive>muh passportYou're an aussie. You do not have the passport
>>217671314>the yookay
>>217671289That song is in a dialect, you don't need to learn the language for anything. Aussies have a network of sorts, you will easily get hired in the service industry or logistics or something. Very good rep.
>>217671365selfies belong on /soc/
>>217671241Is this genuine? Wouldn't have thought Finns even knew we existed
>>217669780Why move to the worst country in Western Europe?
>>217672318Any kind of Anglo is cool here. Californians, Texans, other Yankees, Aussies, Irish, Brits. In order of coolest to least cool.
>>217672635>Californians, Texans, other Yankees, Aussies, Irish, Brits. In order of coolest to least cool.
>>217672671Don't feel sad you're still on the cool list.
>>217669780Dude you're Australian, why the fuck would you leave your paradise to go and live in a socialist-muslim gloomy country with horrible food?
>>217672770you ought to be a millionaire to afford housing in picrel
>>217672983I live a 30m train ride from that pic
The weather is shitty and not even in a comfy way where you can sit inside and listen to the rain
>>217670871then why are you all subhumans in the uk too
>>217669780>Give me the genuine run-down on moving to EnglandDont.The cost of living is retarded, even outside cities. Wages haven't meaningfully risen in a long, long time. Our Knife crime and rapes rise every year and the police spend more time covering for the perpetrators than stopping them. Our government is currently sabotaging our economy by giving everyone gibs to fuck over whoever takes the reigns next so in a few years shit will be fucked. Authoritarianism rampant, privacy soon to be non-existent. Our political system is old, fucked, unfair and failing. We barely get any decent sun. You can get arrested for saying mean things about literal Muslim terrorists. And most reliable think-tanks predict we'll end up in a low-level south-american style civil war within the next 10 years. It rains on-and-off constantly. Our infrastructure is fucked and we haven't built anything new since the 80's really. Renting a house is expensive, buying a decent one is near impossible. You need to pay for seven billion licences to do anything fun (fishing, owning airsoft weapons, owning something you can watch tv on etc). Taxed to death. Rampant immigration from countries that hate us. Cities are shit-holes. No economic Future. No expectation that things will get better to the point where even our politicians wont make the promise they will and instead say "things have to get worse before they get better" like shit hasn't been getting worse for 20 years. Shits fucked. Its over.
>>217671247>The women are fat and uglyKek as if the men are any better, what date is your ticket for turkey to see the wig surgeon?
>>217669780Pvt Burger here, I liked it. Americans griping about knife crime or muslims is silly. Felt more safe in London than I ever did in any major US city. Yes it's a very bureaucratic country but I guess the military has numbed me to inane process. I hope you like it being dark and wet for half the year. If you don't, just find a pub to be a local at and enjoy the company.
>>217673723hope she sees this, anon
>>217669780I unironically want to visit someday.
>>217669780Stay where you live. Your wages are way better. The only con of where you live is big scary spiders.
>>217673893The only place in the UK I felt unsafe is Stoke. Something about that place has a bad vibe to it. Been all over the country and nothing else has matched it
>>217673691>And most reliable think-tanks predict we'll end up in a low-level south-american style civil war within the next 10 yearslmao, simply lmao
>>217673691>>217674234Brits will NEVER do anything. Everything is banned. In fact it's your defining trait, complaining & living in misery for centuries.
>>217673261well done, one of the best places on the planet
I've been doing a bunch of research and still no closer to any actual decision as to where to move inside the countryPart of me is thinking just to move to the Sunshine Coast, where some friends live and it's not too far, but part of me is wanting to go completely out of stateGod fucking damn it
>>217675088>tf>tp
>>217673723Happily I have a good hairline, almost a female hairline.
>>217669780>Give me the genuine run-down on moving to England. I'm contemplating itSame, parents retired there
>>217670142We love you really, mate
>>217670217Perth, unironically, think you’re from Brisbane given the humidity comment, Perth would be well suited to you, still hot but not humid, and isolated enough to fit what you’re looking for
>>217675771Implying?
>>217670186Let's just give thanks that none of these faggots will be coming here.
>>217676938You are the most submissive people in Europe, at least people here routinely kick off about their shitty government.
>>217677033Says (You) :^)
>>217677446When have you ever "kicked off" your shitty government? Kek. At least we physically shot and removed Russians in 1918, after that we've been kind of pussies but Brits have quite literally never revolted, not even once.
>>217669780Why the hell would you want to come here? There's a reason everyone with money is moving to the Arab gulf states. This place has no future
>>217670221Something like 12% live in Australia, most just across the ditch so it’s not too bad for them but still a crazy figure
