Dyel-sisters, our answer? EditionDied a virgin : >>217642657
>meet girl>start flirting>pick her up some day and carry her like this>"wow anon no one has done this to me before!">we ended up hooking upgo to the gym bros
Good morning sisters.Did like 2 sets of chest then left. I should refrain from lifting weights for another week ig. In the meantime I'll still go to the gym but instead of lifting weights I'll do cardio for 70-80 mins a day.
>>217670061Just go running outside or go biking o qualcosa
>>217670455Kinda want to go easy on my knees o algo so no rooning. Was a retarded faggot so I paid for a month of gym membership today and I kinda don't want it to completely go to waste so I'll just use their cardio machines. Stair climbers and elliptical trainers feel comfy ngl. And treadmills that can incline close to 20 degrees are also comfy.
>>217670579I see, well just follow your physio's instructions
>>217670662That's the plan.
An ugly dyel is often better than an ugly powershitter, or so the saying goes.
morning niggas>cagie workshop today early in the morning >wake up early, prepare some coffee very fast>turn on computer>some fucker just cancelled it 20min before schedule>proceeds to seethedoes this happen in your country?
>>217671243>>turn on computerNo because I'm a Luddite.
>>217669818>picture mocking DYELs>the "normal" guy is also a terminal DYELboomers had no idea how easy they had it
>>217669818Can confirm this is true.I am skinny and no girl wants me.
>>217671243When you think about it, you're free from that meeting so it's not all bad.And also you get to funpost earlier with us too!
>>217671295>I'm a Luddite
>>217671454>not all badcracka, pleaseI'm fucking old, an hour of sleep makes a huge difference for me and I'm unable to go back to sleep also, I'm already checking the multitude of emails/tickets I've receivedfuck this shit, Christmas can come soon enough
>>217671243>waa waa I had to wake up at 8 AM for a fake online meeting for my fake job and it got cancelledLmao
>>217669818Can confirm this is false.I ain't skinny and no girl wants me.
>>217671534>can come soon enoughIt's "can't come soon enough" unc.What no pussy does to a ESL mf.At least you are black or something. Could have been born a crakkka. Now that's a fate worse than being brapzilian.>>217671344>boomers had no idea how easy they had itNah man, all it takes is a firm handshake.Just pull yourself up by the bootstraps man. It's literally that easyt. boomer>>217671106>An ugly dyel is often better than an ugly powershitterWtf man. What is that even supposed to mean.
>>217671779kek>>217671894>can't come soon enoughit was a typo
Productive morning desu.Can allow myself now to play vidya for 30 mins as a break.>>217672063I was just baiting ngl.
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>>217669818Billions must gain weight and strength>>217671295>LudditeYou hinder progress, so you are an enemy of humanity!>>217672444Bloody creatures! :D
What the sigma
>>217673044Check this out sis.Had a nice match yesterday fr fr.
Good afternoon.
Just found out one project I was in at the cagie made a whole product group jump from 13% to 30% profitability. Did they raise the profitability of my wagie?Of course not.
>>217673044The real enemy of humanity is the person who thought that this new captcha is a good addition.
>>217674149>this new captchaEh it's not that bad.Fuck chinkmoot for switching from the previous to this one though.>>217673438>Did they raise the profitability of my wagie?>Of course not.It do be like that.
>doing groceries>see some fat tranny with dirty pink hair>shopping cart full of Monster energy cans>>217671534I know dear Boomah, I was using my optimism powers to cheer you up. Did you take some days off for Christmas?>>217671894>Wtf man. What is that even supposed to meanAn ugly guy fits better in a normal body than a beefed up body. Check out those incel looking /fit/ niggas
>>217674909>An ugly guy fits better in a normal body than a beefed up body. Check out those incel looking /fit/ niggasMassive cope.
>>217674604It's not as much about the captcha itself as it is about it not working with 4chanxt.
>>217674993When I say beefed up, I mean powerlifter type.An athletic body from any other sport is better than both dyel and beefed up (if you want to be attractive to women that is)
>>217675068You are retarded man.
>>217675109Hang around more women and you will learn in time.They don't give a shit about bulging muscles. Most want a tall guy with a cute face (toned body being a plus). That's it.
hello Gman, hope you're fine>>217674909>Did you take some days off for Christmas?as a matter of fact I did, I've done extra hours so I'll take some days off to compensate part of themgoing to Christmas I'll only return to the cagie on 05/janwhat about you?
Tampermonkey decides to stop working. Sure, why not.
>>217675840Based, hope you'll enjoy your well deserved rest.I put some days off too, approximately the same as you, too. It's almost 2 weeks of gaming and fucking around, it's gonna be sweet.
>/med/ditors debating what women likeI'll tell you kiddos something, women only want three things:>big money>big dicks>big funPortubreeder the tuga tamer and Brune of the Iron Rod will back me up on this. El Galiciano too if he were here, but he's off somewhere being tortured by fate.>>217671106I look like that and I act like that whenever a new indie CRPG comes out (happened today with Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy).
>>217675200>Hang around more women and you will learn in time.First, powerlifters aren't necessarily that big, it's a sport with weight categories, second, hang around a powerlifting gym and ask powerlifters if they are in a relationship.>An athletic body from any other sport is better than both dyel and beefed up (if you want to be attractive to women that is)Sorry but I think you have fallen for women's lack of understanding, compounded with your own lack of understanding it resulted in you being at peak Dunning-Kruger.People in other sports go to the gym all the time, GPP (general physical preparedness) is done by all sports and a lot of GPP is spent doing weight training, the body you say that is better than the beefed up body is something they get in the gym trying to beef up themselves.So while your comment discourages men to get bigger and avoid the gym, instead you should encourage them to go to the gym and get bigger.To get really big, like let's say a 120 kg powerlifter, with both muscle and fat, it requires a very long amount of time, so if someone went to the gym trying to get that body to get women they would have more than enough time to notice if it's working for them or not and just go on a cut.To get really big, like a bodybuilder, with muscles and lean, you need to take a long time and also take steroids, you won't get there by chance by just going to the gym for some time, I definitely don't recommend people to take steroids to get women, or for any reason except medical reasons.Also, see pic related, this is Chris Bumstead, an enhanced bodybuilder that won the Mr Olympia classic physique 6 times, some women unironically think this is a dad bod, when you hear women talking about dad bod, they are delussional about what it actually is.Of course not saying face or height don't matter, they matter a lot and I'm proof of it, or that some women don't prefer skinny guys, but you can't do anything about your face or height, you can hit the gym.
>>217676127Working now. It must've heard my thoughts.
>>217676604you say that but Owlcat is indie and I still haven't convinced you to give RT a tryI guess it simply didn't have enough dinosaurs to grab your attentionAlexander Mishulin, saviour of the crpg genre, is surely very disappointed in you anon
>>217673097Impressive. Very niceBtw, opinion on Fangwai?>>217674149It's better than the previous one. Finally the number are sharp and clear, without that silly scroll mechanism>>217676127On its own?>>217676604>big funElaborate
>>217676854I'm turned off by Snorehammer 40Gay. I played the oldcom mod for it, which was fine enough, but the setting is too goofy and unserious for me. It insists upon itself.Also, have you watched the first episode of Ella's show yet? The second season came out today. I'm waiting for the torrent.
>>217676917>Snorehammer 40GayHoly based.
>>217676725not gonna bother replying to all the bullshit you posted (you sound like someone who found out about barbell medicine and is now preaching their dumb shit to everyone) but that picture of cbum was after he almost died of kidney failure and looks nothing like he did at mr olympia
>>217676917>Season 2 of FalloutI will be watching this tonight while drinking mulled wine and eating oranges and walnuts
>>217676281yeah, I'm going to the beach with some friends~1300km of driving in each directionMomo absolutely SHOCKED
>>217676868>ElaborateThe entire world is a woman's court, and men are merely jesters who must caper for their amusement. It is our duty to constantly entertain women, elsewise we face banishment from their presence. For every jester who refuses to juggle, there are ten who will.This is all by the Demiurge's design btw. He benefits from all the chaos.
>>217676917>It insists upon itself.imagine missing out on the best goth girl choking you romance and turn based combat crpg of the decade because you want to act like Seth Macfarlane douchy college film history professorcouldn't be meand not yet, after wagie I will though
>>217676962He is still nowhere close to the body of an average dad.I'm using the picture that was used in the video, obviously nobody was saying Cbum had a dad bod the day of the Olympia but it's still baffling that someone called that a dad bod.So yeah, you are not going to bother replying because you have no strong argument against what I posted and going to the gym is simply put one of the best decisions a man can do to increase his chances to be attractive to women.
>>217677044I see>For every jester who refuses to juggle, there are ten who will.I agree and I find it disgusting... I understand Ted Bundy better and better
>>217676604>Brune of the Iron Rod
>>217669818Have a crush on a Croatian girl (very Gio Scotti like), found out she has a bf. Sensitive young lad like myself can't handle it, I'm entering my young werther arc. >>217676868Women like being wooed, hate being bored. Every man becomes a jester at the whims of a woman.
>>217677106first thing most people have only a limited range of ideas of body types. you're either fat, skinny, bodybuilder, or dadbod. in that picture cbum's stomach is undefined and thus goes into the dadbod bucket. it's completely understandable.second i've already wasted the majority of my life powerlifting and then bodybuilding and after a basic level of fitness it has only negative effects on my life in the form of wasting all my time eating, counting macros, obsessing over my body, feeling insecure, and reading about programming and training.regular exercising is fine. everything else is mental illness. t. mentally ill bodybuilder
>>217677203You posted a picture that I fully agree with, height is very important and the majority of women will prefer a taller man who is not as strong over a shorter man, but it has nothing to do with my post, I'm telling people about what they can do not about what they can't, you can' get taller or get a better face, you can hit the gym.>after a basic level of fitness it has only negative effects on my lifeOk, then get the basic level and just keep it by going to the gym 3 times a week and not eating too much so you don't get fat, that's reasonable.What it's not reasonable is to be deluded and think that you are better off being like 50 something kg at almost 1.80 height than going to the gym somewhat regularly and gaining some muscle, like the guy I was talking to is.>t. mentally ill bodybuilderPost body/lifts.
>>217676725We can definitely agree that going to the gym and general athleticism is better than doing nothing and stay ugly, fat or extremely skinny to get women, that is for sure.But the idea that powerlifting, "getting big" and the pic you posted is a female physical ideal isn't exactly true.Some women love jacked dudes and I don't doubt powerlifters can get girls, they just get a specific type of girl with specific tastes. Most women don't really want that.They love athletic guys, whether they became athletic at the gym or through other sports, but not jacked guys especially.Most chads with girlfriends I know are athletic but few actually even bother with the gym.They do tennis, soccer, running, rugby or gym with a twist like HYROX or crossfit.>you should encourage them to go to the gym and get bigger.Depends on the guy. The gym is a good for scrawny dudes yeah.But starting with a regular build, any guy could get a nice enough physique doing boxing, climbing or tennis. Getting obsessed with bulking could even be detrimental in some cases.
>>217677324i don't powerlift any more. i do singles/doubles on heavy weight then for rest of session it's just high volume assistance. my recent bests were 190kg squat, 135kg bench, 225kg deadlift. i stopped caring about strength and now just do bodybuilding.my next step is steroids. i am thinking of starting off with test and dbol. looking for something safe. also i am scared of losing my hair but i think i will have to pay the price.yours?
>>217676604>Swordhaven: Iron ConspiracyOhhh didn't see that one, I'll check it out.Thoughts on Divinity?>>217677041Based long distance driver. Mogging most of us puny europeans>>217677106>baffling that someone called that a dad bod. They probably group bear builds, very jacked or muscled/fat ones within their simplistic idea of dad bod. Whether they're right or wrong calling it a dad bod doesn't matter, in their mind, it's a dad bod.This guy lifted so long and won Mr Olympia awards to be relegated to dad bod status.Women see a puffy physique and it's all the same to them.
>>217677050I'm a storyfag though, good combat will always be secondary to me. I put the latter behind even interesting mechanics.I'll probably play it one day and love it, but it's difficult to work up the energy to care about WH40k. When people start talking about "God Emperors", it makes me think of Dune (a much better setting).Also, just found out that the torrent went up an hour ago, so I guess I have this evening's kino sorted.>>217677152I said what I said.>>217677119At least we don't have to do mating dances like some animals. Or get eaten after sex.Also, 4chan says I'm not allowed to upload any more pictures of cats for some reason.
>>217669818Dood in the middle is supposed to be muscular?
>>217676868No, God told it to.
>>217676917>“Give him your feet, they’re his comfort object”… he pretended to be a disabled child to indulge his fantasies with home care workers.>In Saint-Cyr-l’École, a 24-year-old soldier was arrested on December 7th after a home care worker reported him. According to a police source, the suspect pretended to be the father of a “disabled child” in order to lure professionals to his home and indulge his sexual fantasies; an examination of his phone led to the discovery of another victim.
>>217676917Holy based, fuck W*rhammer shit
>>217677567>Thoughts on Divinity?Good games tainted by a particular type of humour that grates on me. I really don't like Larian humour at all, but I love Larian mechanics, and the fact that they're the sorts of games where you can pick and fiddle with a thousand different things. Reminds me of the older Ultima games where you could do things like bake bread from scratch (kind of a useless thing to do, but fun that you could do it).Also, false alarm, cats are back again.
>>217677349>But the idea that powerlifting, "getting big" and the pic you posted is a female physical ideal isn't exactly true.I didn't say that the pic I posted is the female ideal, just said that he got called "dad bod" so when a woman says "dad bod" think of that pic don't think of an actual dad.>Some women love jacked dudes and I don't doubt powerlifters can get girls, they just get a specific type of girl with specific tastes. Most women don't really want that.Source? Because you know I already gave you a peer reviewed study that disagrees with you.>They love athletic guys, whether they became athletic at the gym or through other sports, but not jacked guys especially.People who do sports go to the gym, did you even read my post?>Most chads with girlfriends I know are athletic but few actually even bother with the gym.Well I don't know who you know, I know that most famous guys women fawn over go to the gym, and the few succesful twinks have naturally attractive faces which if you are a normal guy can't count on.>They do tennis, soccer, running, rugby or gym with a twist like HYROX or crossfit.And they probably go to the gym, try to find the chaddest guy you know and ask him if he goes to the gym.>>you should encourage them to go to the gym and get bigger.>Depends on the guy.Well, if someone already goes to the gym no need to encourage him yeah, but for people who are scrawny like you, they should be encouraged to go to the gym.>The gym is a good for scrawny dudes yeah.So you should go to the gym.>But starting with a regular build, any guy could get a nice enough physique doing boxing, climbing or tennis. Getting obsessed with bulking could even be detrimental in some cases.As I already told you, people who do those sports go to the gym.
>>217677477>i don't powerlift any more. i do singles/doubles on heavy weight then for rest of session it's just high volume assistance. I train for powerlifting and I kind of train like that, I start with a heavy single, then do sets with more reps in the same lift, 4 to 6 most of the times, then go do some assistance exercises to higher reps.>my next step is steroids. i am thinking of starting off with test and dbol. looking for something safe. also i am scared of losing my hair but i think i will have to pay the price.Taking steroids goes against what you said yourself in your previous posts, so why would you take steroids?It will fuck up your health and don't give you anything good in return, I know body dysmorphia sucks but taking steroids isn't the way out of it, you'll just get higher expectations out of your physique and you will still be unhappy with it.>yours?My prs are 215 kg squat, 170 kg bench and 280 kg deadlift.
>>217677832Victimless crime, let the man go. Society doesn't benefit from locking up such people. For goodness sake, the man is a soldier.>>217677856>>217676942Didn't realise that /med/ had so many Warhammer haters. Usually it's like kicking a hornet's nest whenever you say that you don't like space marines and magic orcs that fight with their imaginations.
>>217678099That shit ruined Total War, that's why I dislike it
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>>217677660>I'm a storyfag though, good combat will always be secondary to me>>217677870>Good games>*rant about how the story sucks and he's only there for the mechanics*well, which is it?
>>217678099>Then came more perplexing instructions, centered on feet: "Ultimately, what will make him... is that he loves to hug people's feet... he's obsessed with it," and especially: "If you want advice on how to make him feel comfortable, give him your feet; they're his comfort blankets, and then he won't let go of you."[...]>After an hour and a half, she finally gave him a bath, as agreed. That's when she discovered he was in a thong, in his bed. She nevertheless proceeded to wash the supposedly disabled young man, then took him back to his bed, where she found him naked, with an erection.
>>217676868>opinion on Fangwai?Still kinda early as I couldn't discover the whole map and the only time I played on it was when we played together some days ago, but overall I'd say it's a well designed and nice map.>>217677106>you are not going to bother replying because you have no strong argument against what I postedBodied that freak>>217677041>I'm going to the beach with some friendsMight as well rizz up some girls while you're there boom-boom.
>how much can you bench?
>>217677870>I really don't like Larian humour at all, but I love Larian mechanicsHard agree. What did you think of the new trailer. Are you hyped at their more grimdark take (and hopefully less cringe humor)?>>217677324>you are better off being like 50 something kg at almost 1.80 height than going to the gym somewhat regularly and gaining some muscleIt's not what I'm saying, I don't have an anti gym agenda. Anyone could benefit from going to the gym but if getting pussy is your first goal, you can do without. Gym will increase those odds yeah but to a certain point. The number of lanky niggas getting pussy here is crazy. Also women thirst after scrawny koreans now, it's over.>>217677886>Source?Girls telling me and observing the kind of guys they go for. Not peer reviewed yet but working on it.>People who do sports go to the gym, did you even read my post? Some do, some don't. It's not a hard requirement. Going to the gym is always better than not, that's for sure. Real athletes go to the gym yeah but it's not most people and they don't do it to get punani>ask him if he goes to the gym. I don't know what to tell ya, only 1 lifts for maintenance very regularly and he's an ottermode ripped twink who's lighter than me and focuses on badminton otherwise, not even joking.>So you should go to the gym. I already do doe. I focus on climbing but do 5×5 and pullups at the gym to get better at climbing.
>>217678325Divinity doesn't really have a bad story, although the lore is inconsistent between games. The setting is interesting and I like the individual plot, it's just that one of the lead writers enjoys his quirk chungus pupperino humour a little too much (it's particularly bad in DOS1 and not quite as bad in DOS 2).Good mechanics =/= good combat. Arcanum has shit combat but interesting mechanics - same as Tyranny with its unique spell creation system which is wasted on a RTWP game (that ends on a cliff-hanger with no sequel in sight). Also, I like games where you don't have to kill anyone, using the mechanics to get around combat.>>217678201Gem, but should have waited until 7pm to post this in case the Magyar sees it.
>>217678672Also the twink is like 1.62m and has a gf so it's not all over yet
My knowledge on the subject is limited, but I believe they mostly want big arms.
>>217678737They want wide shoulders doe.G-d had to nerf me by giving me the 'tism as the shoulder buff I received was too OP. Shit got patched out from the meta at season 17.
>>217678710I won't comment on the lore I only played dragon commander and DOS2 so I have no idea why we went from airships steampunk to fantasy or why skeletons are such massive chudsbut other than the silly shit like talking to chickens and cats I don't think DOS2 is as quirky wholesome chungus as you say
>>217678891Expected this post. Not convinced doe.
>>217678201never been much of a tabletop guy, but /tg/ stories are always amusing to me
>>217678946Andalussy will soon tell you that if you want to hit only one muscle to increase your SMV you need to train side delts.
>>217678672>It's not what I'm saying, I don't have an anti gym agenda. Anyone could benefit from going to the gym but if getting pussy is your first goal, you can do without. Gym will increase those odds yeah but to a certain point.So now you agree with the point I'm making, thanks for conceding that I was right from the start.>Girls telling meYou know the fish and fisher parable right?>I already do doe. I focus on climbing but do 5×5 and pullups at the gym to get better at climbing.So you do an sport and do GPP in the gym, reasonable thing, you personally clearly are not doing things rights when it comes to nutrition and you are probably not training hard enough but at least supposedly you are at least trying, that's a start.>>217678737Go to the gym.>>217678983Sure but why would you train only one muscle?
>>217678512it's in the list, "sister">>217678737>catnigga when some caribbean dude say "top of the morning" to him
>>217679040>Go to the gym.What happens when I go.What will be the next nagging about?
>>217679040>Sure but why would you train only one muscle?Autistic ass nigga.
>>217679105I would stop nagging you if you just go to the gym.
>>217679125Playtime?
Feel free to post a guide on what do on pic rel.
>>217676725>women find lean and toned male bodies more attractive than roidspigs>well actually every sport goes to the gym and powerlifters are DYEL and I love sucking cockFrancebro is right. Athletic bodies like footballers or swimmers in particular are far and away leagues more attractive from the female perspective, but an athletic body is better achieved with sport and no gym than with gym and no sport (both is better obvs). I agree that nobody will get a bodybuilder body unless they're aiming to get one. I agree everyone should go to the gym. I also agree that you should get some reading comprehension
>>217677044Too bad I'm ending this reality soon.My chud mind virus is too strong and it expands rapidly.
>>217679040>thanks for conceding that I was right from the start. I told you before, we agree on the idea but maybe not to the same extent.>You know the fish and fisher parable right?I trust their actions more than their words obviously. I'm shocked at the number of qts that go for niggas with meh bodies and cute faces.>reasonable thingYeah, my goal isn't to bulk but the added strength will definitely be beneficial, especially core and upper. At the climbing gym, I train my fingers too but gotta be careful with small muscles.
which case is the best?
>>217679759I like the green one.
deploying TRVKE
>>217679928>celts are... le german
>>217679353If you have access to a gym with proper lifting equipment (power rack, barbells, bench press with safeties, 1.25kg and 2.5kg microplates) do the Stronglifts 5x5 strength training program.It's one of the most effective and time-efficient programs for beginners, has results very fast, gives you functional strength and gives you objective strength goals to motivate you.The program is available online, there's a phone app for it, and is very simple. You can find tutorials on it on Youtube.If you want to work out at home with minimal equipment and time investment, buy a kettlebell or two and maybe go run sprints outside if you can.
>>217679347Not even 300 hours yet baka.>>217679353What I would recommend to do for a beginner is full body every other day, or three times a week if you want.Two training days.A:Squat 3x5Bench press 3x5Barbell row 3x5B:Squat 3x5OHP 3x5 Lat pulldown 3x8Start with training A then do the one you didn't do last time.First time in the gym you do the bare minimum weight you can do, so just the barbell or in the case of the lat pulldown machine the minimum weight the machine allows you to pick, then every time you hit the number of sets and reps you go up in the minimum amount of weight possible.So first day 20 kg just the barbell, you do 3x5, next day you do 22.5 kg, you do 3x5, next day you do 25 kg, etc until some day you can't do 3 sets of 5 reps, when you can't then you keep the same weight for the next time.Do this for like a few months, like 2 or 3, and after that you can complicate things more but the first time it's as simple as that.>>217679468>Athletic bodies like footballers or swimmers in particular are far and away leagues more attractive from the female perspectiveBodies that are more easily obtained by going to the gym, and all famous proffesional footballers and swimmers currently competing go to the gym.>but an athletic body is better achieved with sport and no gym than with gym and no sport (both is better obvs)This is simply wrong.>I also agree that you should get some reading comprehensionYou are clearly the one that lacks reading comprehension, also I hope you are using a VPN and not a literal jeet because if you are an actual jeet you'll just make the French guy disagree with you, he's so racist that he rather be wrong than agree with a jeet, although in this case you are clearly wrong.
>>217680032uh oh, andalussy used a mean word
>>217669818was doing my cardio on a local campus the other day and there was a couple of Ukrainians (?)... well something slavic speakers walking a few meters ahead of methey were built like the skinny man from that picalso their legs were too long and their torso was too shortI wasn't sure they were even biologically male until I was close enough to hear them talk
>>217679578>I told you before, we agree on the idea but maybe not to the same extent.The problem is that you think you can get too big just by accident and it's not the case.The bodies that people see in TV as just athletic is normally the body of a guy who goes to the gym to lift weights.>Yeah, my goal isn't to bulk but the added strength will definitely be beneficial, especially core and upper. At the climbing gym, I train my fingers too but gotta be careful with small muscles.Look at competitive climbers, they are lean and a guy like Magnus Midtbø who isn't particularly big is on the bigger side of the sport but even the leanest guys tend to be heavier than you.You can't get meaningfully stronger without gaining muscle, and that muscle is going to weight, you need to eat and gain some size slowly over time.Strength is a skill that can be improved in various ways, one of them is neuromuscular efficiency, if you want to increase your strenght for climbing then you got that covered with the actual climbing, you have to use the gym to gain muscle, which is probably the biggest component to gain strength.As for finger training, you aren't training just your muscles but your tendons too, so it's a bit different, climbers are probably some of the better informed people when it comes to tendon training.
Good day med am back from the cagie.Tomorrow we're going to the Alsatian cabaret, I'll probably come back at 8 PM
>>217680475https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6sqKygPs4g
Everybody going crazy about this commercial and I don't know why>>217680605Kek
>>217680475Will there be long legged Alsatian dancers there.
>>217680704Dunno if they are Alsatian but they'll probably have long legs
I need some job-getting advice.I've been unemployed for over 2 years. Not on unemployment subsidy, nor leeching from parents. I just earned a lot of money speculating w/ crypto and been living off of that.The problem is that I'm slowly going insane because I don't know WTF to do, and earning money instead of spending it would be nice.I want to get a new job, but I kinda hate the industry I used to work in (metalworking, welder). Salaries are low and stagnant, and the work is hazardous.Do you have any suggestions for a different industry where I could work that earns the same or more?Looking for something that I can get into with no or minimal credentials or training.
>>217680032Fucking hell man you're a paragon for all autistic folxs out there
>>217680032>literal jeetThat's incredibly racist of you. /med/ is not a place for facist scums like you. Also Nepalbro's take is correct.>>217680232Yeah I would need more weight to go competitive but it's not my goal. I just train to get that little bit of strength I can without having to micromanage my food intake. I climb for fun at the end of the day and go to the gym also for health reasons but that's it.
>>217680877But they were all of them deceived, for another plate was made. Deep in the land of Fitness, in the Fires of Man Let, the Edge Lord 'ussy forged a master plate, and into this plate he poured his nagging, his autism and his will to mog all life.One plate to rule them all.
>>217680978You don't need to micromanage anything just eat more.>>217681006Is that plate papas a lo pobre?
>>217681006Didn't expect a gem today>>217681133Already gained 3kg of pure muscle, now resulting on a whopping total of 64kg. If anything, I should lose a few pounds.
>>217681348I was around 85 kg when Brune called me small, and I'm shorter than you, you should be at least 90 kg according to Brune.
>>217680865>welding pays lowI guess that's one more meme dispelled then. Whenever people used to talk about top jobs making mad money, welding was one of those things that always used to come up - especially something like underwater welding, where you only had a 10% chance of dying whenever you woke up in the morning.
Next nigga to meet the 'ussy must tell him he's big.>>217681460Absolutely wanted to write this.
>>217681447Impressive, very nice. Now let's see Brune's weight total.>>217681460Working on oil rigs isn't a meme though, it gets you mad dosh but maybe regular kwab welders not so much.
>>217678672>Hard agree. What did you think of the new trailer. Are you hyped at their more grimdark take (and hopefully less cringe humor)?I am too old and jaded to feel anything resembling hype, but it is a promising development.I admit that I am curious to learn more about Malady's story though, and I'll buy any old slop that has Amelia Tyler's voice in it.>>217678895Skeleboomers have been dead for generations, it makes sense that they'd have some outdated opinions that would get them banned on Reddit.>but other than the silly shit like talking to chickens and cats I don't think DOS2 is as quirky wholesome chungus as you sayIt is slightly possible that I'm over-exaggerating my memories, but I distinctly remember being disgusted at the tonal shifts.
>>217681460>>217681517The truth is that blue collar wages have been stagnant for literal DECADES in most parts of the Western world.A lot of the propaganda telling people to go to trade school is just bullshit to make young men do these jobs while paying peanuts for them.I've worked with people that told me they're earning the same wages they earned 20 years ago. Employers keep whining that they can't find welders but refuse to pay anything but the shittiest wages imaginable. Barely 200–300 euros above minimum wage.Meanwhile, the minimum wage keeps increasing to the point that the guys stocking shelves at some grocery store earn about the same.It's one of the reasons I've been unemployed for so long. The disappointment and insulting wages for the kind of skilled and hazardous work this profession entails.At this point, I'd do anything else. Even if I'm wasting all the experience and skill I've accumulated, I'd work anything else out of spite.
>>217681696>but it is a promising development. It is what passes for hype, for us skeptic old souls. I don't expect there'll be any returning npcs though but we'll see. Maybe we'll learn more about Ma(ry)lady (Sue).I only hope that it will be extremely edgy.>It is slightly possible that I'm over-exaggeratingYou're not, some npcs were going full reddit humor at times.
steam summary came outanother chud year for me>>217678672>their more grimdark takeSwen specifically stated that you can turn things aroundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ioq8kuNdpGU>we made it very dark because we want you to be the light that takes the darkness away>or be the one that pushes everyone into deeper darknesslooks like I'll be playing a heroic human warrior again and I'll be the light of the world while romancing the elf (Larian always adds romanceable elves)
Santa's workshop; the man himself holding my present.
>>217682047Nice, my most played game was BG3 this year.>Swen specifically stated that you can turn things around Based, grimdark where you can turn things around by your lone force of will is extremely satisfying.
Alright /med/ i have compiled 3 laptop choices to buy I believe that i can no longer just have a 2k€ budget, i have extended it to 3k€ in order to be able to handle GTA 6Lenovo Legion pro 5Intel core ultra 9, 32 gb ram, rtx 5070ti 12gb vramPrice: 2700€Gigabyte Aorus Master 16Intel core ultra 9, 32 gb ram, rtx 5080 16gb vramPrice: 2800€MSI Stealth A16AMD ryzen ai 9, 32 gb ram, rtx 5080 16 gb vramPrice: 3000€I really like the MSI one, as it isn't flashy at all, and it coudl easily pass as an average laptop, instead of a gayming one.Is the AMD ryzen chip really worth the extra 200€ comapred to the Gigabyte machine?
>>217681665>Working on oil rigs isn't a meme thoughDo you know anything about it?
>>217678737It’s the shoulders and the butt.
>>217681747Do a work holiday visa in australia o algo
>>217682201is a PC really worth that much money?t. got a AMD ryzen 7, nvidia geforce rtx 5060 last month for 1100€they're gonna have to revoke my trve gamer loicence, because I don't see much more expenditure as worth it
>>217682201Does it absolutely have to be a laptop ?
>>217682316Thanks, I'll look into it ou quelque chose
>>217682047All my stats are similarly chuddy. Also did not expect one of my most popular genres to be pirates, but I guess that comes from playing through the entire Risen series at the beginning of the year.
>>217682385I even se computers at 5k€ on every site
>>217682449>RPG didn't make it this yearI fell off
>>217681447You need to lose fat THOUGHYour optimal weight should be 75kg at most for a great all rounder physique at low body fat that enables you to both have strength and cardio prowess.Because I am smaller than you my goal is 72 max and never above that until the day I die.
>>217670579No way this is real
>>217682419Yes, it has. Why woudl i want a desktop? laptop i take everywhere, bathroom, put it on top of the laptop table and watch a film in bed.And if want to play, i just connect it to the tv and play.Even when i only had a dektop i was already foaming at the mouth over owning a laptop, as soon as i did in 2009, i never looked backBut tell me, why is a desktop better?
Would you give a second chance to a kebab that was known to be bad but read a news article about it having new owners ?
>>217682201Just build your own desktop please.Better bang for your buck.
>>217682611i guessyou could wait for new reviews
>>217682660New owners say they make the brooch themselves and published videos proving so
>>217669818Boomers minds must have been absolutely blown seeing Arnold Schwarzenegger for the first time if this is what they thought was jacked
>>217682216My mom's cousin's husband used to be one of those oil rig divers and he made a shitload of money from it. Go work a few months, go back home and chill for a few months. Harsh life but rewarding.It was a few decades ago though.
This edish garnered a lot of attention.
>it’s a brunoid patting himself on the back AGAIN episode
>>217682830Why yes, I'm proud of taking part if keeping this community alive, how did you guess?If we had only anime edition at 11am, it would be OVER.
>>217682921(You)
>>217682974Would give her the iron rod despite the 'too
>>217682921this community will never die>>217682619Better bang for buck would be to buy a ps5. but if i am going to play gta 6, then might as well upgrade my settings for the upcoming yars with a state of the art laptop
>>217682995>brunoid>iron roidThe similarities are not coincidence.
>>217682572I mean for 3k bucks you could have a good desktop but if you want laptop I can't force you to desu.>>217683306Where do you have to go to find gfs like this ?
>>217682921Based, anime-edition-makers must be held back
>>217683644
Do you guys remember when the 'garian told us he would post body before the end of the year...
Mid ass day desu,
>>217683836Mis ass gym sesh or mid ass wagie day ? Or both ?
>>217683836does this video make it better
>>217683763We are still before the end of the year doe.Will slightly postpone o algo cuz my shoulders are sunken rn or however the physiotherapy is done. Basically my physique is a lot worse than during summer.Or might just straight up not post it cuz some faggot will save the pic and this way I can just force (you) to meet me irl and stare at my glorious upper body (no homo). Though the one you'll mire mostly will probably be my height fr fr ong.Bodied that freak. Sent him flying through the door.
>>217683763Tengrist calendar o algo
>>217683896>homemade cookies and milk while she pats your head and tells you how awesome you are
>>217683763Still believing Jewish lies?
>>217683890Was talking about wagie sesh, but tbf gym was mid too desu. I only did 2 sets of chest desu. Originally wanted to attempt 3x3 at 115 kgs on the chest press machine, but instead I only could do 1x1 at 100 kgs and like 1x4 at 95 kgs. So I left.Pec deck should feel okay-ish, so I'll try it tomorrow. If it's nice my only chest exercise for several weeks now will be pec deck as it does not kill my shoulders.
>>217683896A bit.Licking choccy milk fountain irl would make things much better ngl.>>217684029'ickProbabably the 'ickiest 'ickEw
>>217683953Béla IV, convert his ass!
>>217684084
The andalussy getting bodied even when it's not him the one provoking
>>217684299We all love andalucinho.
>>217683763>days without falling for yiddish tricks: 0
>>217684299andalussy is a Nazi, he's been exposed as the one true Nazi scumhappened in the thread on December 10th, if I'm not mistaken
>>217684127Kek hungarian rulers were weird or goated depending on how you look at it.>Be muslim living in Hungary at the end of the 11th century>Your ancestors came to this land with the Hungarian tribes>picrel becomes the new king>"lmao howling check this out kek">new laws just DROPPED>"You MUST live in a christian village">"Your daughter can only get bred by christian cock, your son can only coom in christian pussy">"Your grandchildren MUST be raised as christians">"And check this shit out man, this is my favourite one bro you won't believe this">You MUST serve pork at the table when a christian visits you and you MUST eat from the pork>>217684239Much better.>>217684299He bodied all flags today doe.
>>217684405STOP NOTICING
>>217684332leg day not skipped fr
>>217684445>YOU VILL EAT ZE PORK>YOU VILL LIVE IN ZE VILLAGE>YOU VILL BREED EUROPEAN WOMEN>YOU VILL FARM ZE LAND>UND YOU VILL BE HAPPYbodied those steppe freaks
'ussy has been real silent since this one dropped
>>217684402https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oeIlGt5bNU
>>217684710gemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hke7xQFXa30
>>217682540I don't care about your opinion, I only care about Brune-sama's opinion.I have to take tren.>>217684299It doesn't matter how many times I get bodied, I will always stand back up.>>217684405Fascism truly knows no race.Anyway, I didn't bother answering to that the other day because it's so stupid and I know you guys obviously don't believe that so I won't address the point that twit is making today either.>>217684710My ancestors are all of pure Iberian stock, sorry Magyar-kun.By the way just post body even if you are at peak bulk, I've posted my body at peak bulk, it is what it is I'm not ashamed of my body and neither should you.
>>217684834Trem would make you quickly lose your virginity.
>>217684906Because I would go gay or something?
>My ancestors are all of pure Iberian stockI thought he was brown and latinx folx o algo /med/. Wtf.>>217684834>I'm not ashamed of my body and neither should you.Ngl senpai having sunken shoulders kinda destroys my physique. They are uneven too as the right one is worse to make things worse.>>217684906Totally a great advice to give him. Sure a guy with muscles the size of a mountain who starts hitting his head out on the streets when he gets angry will greatly benefit from a roid that makes him even more angry.
>>217685160Andalusians are brown doehis whiteness would be explained from being a galicoid o algo
>>217685211>Andalusians are brown doeI disagree
>>217684834ahhhh wtf
Andalucians are VANTABLACK.
>>217685562Another one bites the dust.
>>217684445GOATED. The goat fucker menace must be dealt with. If they didn't like it, they could fuck of to Siberia.
>>217684995Well, if you say so kek
@PortuniggaYou are good at tech and pc and things like that.Do you by any chance have any knowledge about 4th gen Tandem OLEDs? If yes, what are your thoughts on them?
>>217677998>I know body dysmorphiaman you all sound like trannies
>>217686191>oledA fool and his money part ways. Enjoy the burn in sister.
>>217686593I thought burn in was a thing only for those whose monitor/tv displays the same thing for 10+ hours on end. Like those pics where the news telly logo is burned into the oled of boomers cuz they tv is always on and they don't switch between channels.>>217686580There's nothing "wrong" with body dysmorphia as long as you don't inject shit into your body, whether to troon out or to get larger muscles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f7FdBtrmug&list=PL9O7Y2ZyyKUM_-p_BQor2RQjegO5sdcYI&index=36Dude got a cutie supportive needy gf and managed to blow it
>>217686968Your PC has a taskbar that stays fixed 90% of the time. Think about it.Imagine after two years of having the screen watching a film or playing a game and seeing a cheeky taskbar ghost on the bottom.
My sister and her bf are literally this, except she has a retarded haircut.Happens in your country? >>217679723
got a mod for my autistic tactics game so I can play the Bri'ishhttps://files.catbox.moe/be4suu.mp4good shit, even if the weapons roster is limited to LA80 variants due to realism and the voice lines can be more repetitive than in the vanilla gameI wonder if Britishers look at them in the same way murricans look at their own muhreens, the average yank loves jerking them off
>>217687179Good point man. Did not think about that.
This shit with tampermonkey keeps happening.
>take part in some group exercise at the gym>be the only male>see your high school crushHappens in your cuntry?>>217682449>>217682536Impressive. Very niceLet's see other /med/ders' charts>>217682974>>217683306>>217684029>>217684239>>217684332>>217684447Mmmm
>>217687837Would never happen to me because I don't go to gyms. Also were the girls cute ?
>>217687808Pray to God and ask him to stop
>>217687883Most of them were. And they were very flexible
>>217687837post yours friend>>217687808did you fix this >>217656875 line?
>>217687837My high school crush is now hag looking, although she had an excellent body from the gym. Her man is also some nepo baby and absolutely loaded (also fat and ugly), so she doesn’t work and spends her time travelling to idillic places.
>>217687939It is not related to captcha.
>>217687939>destrukcja = destruction>strzelanka z bohaterami = hero shooter>strzelanka w dawnym stylu = old school shooter>platformowe = platform game>otwarty świat = open world>>217687985Sounds typical :D
>>217688087>shooter>shooter (first person)>shooter (boomer)you seem to have a type...
>>217688188>tattooscat won't like that...
>>217688131>>217688188>>217688231Mmmm>>217688191https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnO-MflYxCw
>>217688191Morimiya mentioned
Christmas market: visitedFriends: entertainedCrêpes: eaten outside in the foggy coldBeer: drunk inside a cozy café
Good night, sisters.>>217688941Comfy af.
>>217688722surprised someone who still remembers her game showed up in our little general kek
