im in paris. what do i do now?
Eat a baguette and smoke a cigarette
Start arguing with people about how "WE DO NOT DO THIS IN AMERICA."
>>217670637Obviously the next step is to acquire le Française gf
>>217670651>>217670656i need better suggestions. i cant go to my airbnb until the evening.
>>217670715Try to speak French with someone, and if they ignore you switch to pretending to speak Arabic.
>>217670715Smoke a baguette and eat a cigarette
>>217670637Please, for the love of god, I need someone to do this: go to the nearest cashier, and start speaking awful, god awful french to them. Like pronounce 'bojour" with a hard G or some shit. Then when the cashier replies back to you in English looking pissed off, say "No anglais, français por favor"; again in the most American accent you can think of, and even if she gets pissed just refuse to use English. Just once I need to see this happen.
>>217670778Kek
Take BBC
