Sheffield 'dish
first for heatherpedo spam
Been doing some dangerously smelly poos recently
8 days to go.
had a strange dream i started watching supergirl (2026) and 10min into the movie milly alcock takes off her costume's skirt to reveal shes actually a massive pawg and that was the big twist of the movie and she just stays like that the whole film
Many wogs in Aberdeen?
when brits "try and" wash their hands, they have to choose between scalding and freezing watermeanwhile, americans get to mix their water to the perfect hand-washing temperature, which prevents any injuries that might interfere with correct pen grip
i find that pwning noobs is an effective method in deriving lulz
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>>217681478did some damage to my arse through wanking shenanigans then followed up with drinking shenanigans so the couple of weeks have been rough on the pooing front but starting to normalise now
Is heathernonce or mousenonce more mentally ill?
>>217681518how do you close the milk bag after you tear it ooen
>>217681493the things you choose to get fixated on are always so unexpected and kafkaesque heatherlad
DON'T want to toilDON'T want to go outDON'T want to gain a clueDO want to stay at home and do autistic hobbies
>>217681556The former and it isn't even close.
>>217681518would i be murdered on the streets of Canada if the only Rush album i've listened to is Moving Pictures?
>>217681577ktim but also wanking
Got the Minecraft soundtrack on again haven't I
How WAKE UP movies deceive us. THEY LIVE, THE MATRIX, FIGHT CLUB film analysis Rob Agerhttps://youtu.be/i-Pf8PuXmk0?si=v74ZDncfWoXZah4L
>>217681556mousey is actually insane whereas heathernonce wakes up every day and chooses to do this with his life
no naked ladiesnaughty naughty
>>217681561that's a national secret>>217681588...nh
Glad the new captcha successfully stopped all the spamming/flooding
>>217681632why do they insist on doing shit like this instead of addressing issues that actually matter such as sending them all back
Not getting a jobNot joining the armyNot fighting in Ukraine Not buying from bame businesses You can all fuck right off
Business idea: send Rorke to Brixton and let him rant about "wogs" and "darkies" to his heart's content
will you be performing a purchase during the steam sale?
>>217681632Ah yes just upload your passport photo alongside this picture of your genitalia what could possibly go wrong
>>217681639>...nhnah? yh? what does this mean wtf im going to Canada tonight i need to know
>>217681593
Mary Whitehouse reckoning the government have gone a bit too far actually
>>217681632we cant go on like this we gotta make the internet 2.0
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Insane how hard it is to get a reply on the dating apps
>>217681740Keir WILL NOT like this
erm
hes going absolutely goran batshit again isnt he?
A teacher at a magical school must impregnate every female on the campus to save them from "The Dark Hour"
>>217681632just ban the internet at this point
>>217681740
Zoomers won't know this but things used to be good and normal
>>217681740wanktoil sorted then
Got a little present and Christmas card from the toilfu, as a sort of leaving gift from her. So did a few others as well. I'm torn whether to ask her out before she goes and potentially make a fool of myself at work for the rest of my career. I've decided I'll give her a Christmas card back at least as a thanks for the gift. She will be getting a card from the whole office next week which had a collection I contributed to. Hate this shit, AAAARRRGGH
>>217681740um
Timmy Snr is going to love his mixed-race super grandkid and leave him a big inheritance
By the time sharia law kicks in it will probably seem quite relaxed and easygoing
>>217681840>>217681841
really hate websites that have a search function that returns results that are similar but not exact (even when the exact results DO actually exist), urban dictionary is awful for that
>>217681740oh my goodness
game fi game
imagine if heathermong got obsessed with physics he'd be the next einstein instead it's utterly pointless things like "try and vs try to" and how people hold a pencil
>>217681841rare yank w
>>217681743I take it you mean after you get a match and try to start a conversation?
Forgot to flush the toilet this morning, big poo just been marinating all day
Lots of energy in this thread. Feels like times of old
>>217681795Know a lad who asked a fit girl out at our work before she leftShe politely declined him, she was miles out of his league tbf, but everyone actually applauded the effortMaybe go for it mate, at best she says yes and you might start something with herIn the middle she says no but doesn't spread it around colleagues like some gossip girlAt worse she says no and people find out you did it and you just own itShe's about to exit your life probably unless you just want to be friendzoned by her
>>217681795get her a massive black dildo for her collection
Watching the Posted It Again Awards
try and stop heathermong from obsessing about the mos boring shite for months on end and somehow making it our problem
>>217681927blocked the toilet at the weekend then did a messy poo on top of the blockage when steamingwas a right state
no
'Try to' is correct, not 'Try and''Try and' separates the idea
There will come a point when you wish there even was anyone to reject you
>>217681841
Try and cut your own head off with a bread knife
any gay nigga bitches for bwc in?
Feeling Rorkey
rorke discovering a new dinosaur and naming it the niggersaurus
>>217682002>even waseven were*brits have a problem with the subjunctive mood
>>217681659>sending them all backwho, men?
Wish you incels would realise it's not about looks. Like open your gormless fucking eyes and look outside. Plenty of ugly guys in relationships. With kids. I was even asked out by a girl once. The reason you are an incel is your personality (awkward manchild) and interests (arguing online about race and immigrants).
>>217681795Fucking do it lad, you will kick yourself forever not knowing if you don't it.You can do it x
i wish i was like 6 foot 5 so i could get with leoshi
queers hate everything society stands for and spend their lives trying to subvert and destroy social standards then they cry and stamp their feet when society decides that it doesn't like queers very much
i live in constant fear of being banned for no good reason by some autistic janny, his whims are impossible to predict, sometimes i might post the most racist tirade you've ever heard and not a peep from the janman, other times i perfectly innocent poo post is enough to get me a 3 dayer. it's like the KGB or something
Lol violence
>>217682049Incorrect
recently discovered that i really can just get chatgpt to write all my reports and stuff and toilberg doesn't seem to know, or if he does then he doesn't care
>>217681912BothSometimes you'll match and send a message and get nothingSometimes you'll send a message and get no matchSometimes you'll send a message, they'll match and just won't reply
>>217682073pipe down rorke
>>217682084alright kafka
>>217682084no one has ever been banned for making a poo post you lying dickhead
>>217682073that's leftypol with everything
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>>217682053Reckon all the men should go back to the countries they were born in yeah mate
>>217682152
Banned for abusing the report function but heathernonce is still spammingWeird
>>217681943>>217681951>>217682057LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!4 1/2 days of toil to make a move lads, this is the QUICKENING!
>>217682084Literally fucking trueI got banned last week for taking a heathernonce post and reposting it word for wordMeanwhile he’s been spamming the thread non stop for 2 days without a sniff of a banWeird
>>217682138i got one about a week or two ago, normally being banned doesn't bother me (even if it's for a dumb reason) but not when i'm using my precious 4chan pass. and frankly as a paying customer i expect better service
hello
Fatha-in-law just had a stroke. That's Christmas potentially ruined
>>217682211He couldn't help it. It's selfish to think of Christmas being ruined when someone could have died and could be disabled
>>217682188Do it Friday, most likely she'll be in a good mood
oh god bradleyposter is going to fucking lose it now
>>217682211Is he a cronem?
>>217682211My gran’s friend died in front of her on Saturday lolHate to think how her christmas will be
Any peng pooey farts going?
>>217682211Dirty buggerDone it over the presents has he?
Was sort of planning to ask out the temp lass on the last day at my old toil but then they let her go early and she said goodbye to me in front of like five people when I was saying my goodbyes and I couldn't do itStill think about that sometimes EIGHT years later
got the 'pranos on
>>217682211he spunk on the turkey or something?
dont actually know what a stroke is
He will be subjected to ceaseless, devastating violence
>>217682236wisdom from a fucking runt like you oh my days
>>217682273its ahmits whenyour uhbrain goes bad
>>217682127Hmm, strange behaviour. Keeping you in reserve perhaps, an unfortunate turn of events thougheverbeit
>>217682273It's when a bit of your brain starts smouldering and it mongs you out
>>217682084you can post almost anything and not get banned, but you can also be banned for almost anything. at this point i'm pretty sure it's by design so people get so used to the uneven enforcement they dont even question it
yeah so that cat had boiling oiled poured on it then it's stomach was opened and threw acid in it before being amputated and put in a blender and set on fire
>>217682273lack of blood flow to the brain
>>217682287catberg!!!!!!!!
>>217682273It's when one of the hearts ventricles stops working. People say they "has a stroke on the left side" for example of the left ventricle stops pumping blood.
>>217682263We don't want none of your drills
>>217682260
>>217682297I'm always in reserve because I'm a horrible little chud tbf
>>217682273you ever had a girl keep sucking after you nut?
Hard man Starmer
>>217682323People who abuse animals deserve death simple as.
>>217682305you're not allowed to question it, you get banned for that
>>217682330you intentionally make the most retarded posts possible, whenever possible, don't you?
In my twisted world, crazy frog is just a regular frog...
>tfw the advancement of technology is speedier than ever before and we will be able to have sex with android women in 5 years time
>>217682287lay a finger on him and i'll fucking disembowel you
Can't wait to get home and have my tea and perhaps a glass or rose
>>217682409>rosealri middle class white lady
>>217682364completely legal in china, over 2000 cats are tortured every dayyou're a hypocrite though because you eat meat and those animals also suffer
>>217682389>mfw
thats flatberg tidiednow for steamingtoil
>>217682287You deserve unrelenting misery and anguish, 10000 lifetimes reincarnating as a deaf-blind person with epidermolysis bullosa
The state of the discourseThe state of it
>>217682054Rorke won't like this
my mum and dad died on christmas eve and then my uncle nonced my on chrismtas fay
>>217682378I literally study biology >>217682426Every time you wash your hands you kill microorganisms. It's about reducing unnecessary suffering not abstaining from meat or hand washing or eating plants.
>>217682452good ladi started sucking gin so not a chance i will do the tidy i said i would
>>217682389feels to me like technology has actually kinda plateaued since the early 2010s or so, other than AI advancements which is really the only thing of note
>>217682469>not abstaining from meatYou absolutely have no reason to eat meatWe can produce cheaper and tastier alternatives without any suffering involved
>>217682469>Every time you wash your hands you kill microorganismsgood think they don't have a nervous system to feel pain you utter mong
The government ruins the country
>>217682464Alri EW
so everyone here is an alcoholic thenthat's nice
>>217682237Good shout, I'll give her the card and thank her tomorrow, ask on Friday >>217682262Damn son. That's what's awkward about this I can't manage to bump into her alone very often. I gave my number to a temp lass on her last day many years ago at a previous job and asked her to give me a call if she wanted to hang out some time etc. never heard from or saw her again lad. About 6 years ago
>chrismtas fay
>>217682469>I literally study biologyyeah exactlyyou know what a stroke is and you intentionally said something completely wrong to get replies
rumours about on /pol/ 4chan is 70% bot users across the entire site. maybe that schizo on here calling everybody a bot was right all along, no human being would spam about rorke 150,000 times a year
>>217682493Fungi and plants are living organisms and studies show that plants do respond to external stressors.>>217682498They may not suffer in the same way as a human but bacteria absolutely avoid situations that would kill them otherwise they'd have gone extinct.
>>217682556>no human being would spam about rorke 150,000 times a yearobviously notits a group effort you see
got a massive magnum of champagne from a girl at toil today
>>217682556He wasn't a schizo then was he
rubbing 50 day old chicken grease under my bellend and into my gums
>>217682567ok but we need your rating of Loveless out of 10
>>217682567you are genuinely retarded so i'm gonna stop replying go play with your little figurines nibba
>>217682556rumours? on /pol/? well that's basically the gospel truth then isnt it
rorke
>>217682575it would only be a group effort if it had the merit of being funny to behind with, but most of the posts aren't.
>>217682556>rumours about on /pol/
grinding heathermong into dog paste feet first
Bet EW gives a cracking blowjob
>>217682567Plants clearly do not have awareness like animals do
haha and now all the bots are scrambling and doing the whole >singular poster cope again
>Spent the birthday sleeping in bed how did it get like this. No cards no gifts nothing. Bought myself a cake from the shop but seems pathetic to eat it all alone in my bedroom.
mental how smells mostly go away if you bag up the smelling thingi have half a plate of mouldy curry in my room that i sealed in a big paper tesco delivery bag the night i had it and it hadn't made any pong for a week and half
there are no bots here mongs you don't get money for spamming here like you do on facebook
anyone else just stare at your phone when you're out in public, but not because you actually have anything worth looking at on your phone, but more so people don't perceive you as a freak like they would if you were just staring off into space?
>>217682389>Your order for AIDoll model "BECKY015UKSCHOOLGIRL" is being processed>That'll be £150,000 plus tip
>>217682667all the time
>>217682633he does but then you have to give him one so it's not worth it
>>217682666Very frequently there will be a wave of zionist posts that are clearly Israeli state operatives on VPNs I've caught them out making mistakes no Brit would a good few times
>>217682691>15
mad how russia is the weakest nation with the weakest army that needs to recruit north koreans and human wave attacks and 19th century tactics but also they're a global threat to world peace and the democratic order at the same time.
>>217682715no it's not it's rorke
>>217682715You are brown
>>217682667did that even before smartphones. just staring at my nokia
>>217682667i quite confidently stand and look at whatever i feel like looking at, almost as if to make a point that i'm not like the other late 20s NPCs glued to their phones. i get respectful looks sometimes.
>>217682730>>217682744chaim
>i have half a plate of mouldy curry in my room
>>217682757that was even better because you could play snake on it. all modern mobile games are shit
>She was only made in the factory four days ago you SICK FREAK
deeply unfunny thread
is there a primary aged model
>>217682729They have loads of nuclear weapons
>>217682567>causes have effectsyes well done that still doesn't grant any moral consideration you spastic
KEKKING AT THIS THREAD BOYSSSSS
>>217682594I couldn't get into it all the tracks had distorted guitars and distorted vocals.
ah yes /brit/'s singular jewish resident and /brit/'s singular muslim resident are going to go off and accuse everyone of being part of the other side of their blood feud
>>217682800um
having a poo right as we speakwhat's that? oh I wouldn't go in there you might want to wait a few hours
>>217682792what makes you think /brit/ is required to be funny? this isn't a comedy club, it's a chatroom for incel freaks
best thing about winter is that theres no flies or spiders buzzing and scuttling about respectively
>>217682715Have you ever thought that it might just be because people like to bait /pol/ posters because they always react?
>>217682845Wrong
just realised i've wasted my life
>>217682868no u
Got the Hookup Hotshot on again haven't I
>>217682861simply inconceivable
>>217682577Lucky, I got some box chocolates some spiced cookies and some millionaire shortbread with a card.
train the ai image generator with the primary images
I love soft as snow so much idk why people rate loveless so much higher than isn't anything
>>217682845If this is how you chat in a chatroom you should be killed for being a massive sperg
reading about the southport stabbings by the rwandan kid
time travelling to early september in 2001 to warn everyone about covid
>>217682871kek samehow old are you?
>>217682845stop shitting up my board
>>217682871not a waste if you've enjoyed it lad
>>217682716Just the model code mate there are 15 plus variants of Becky nothing else the schoolgirl bit is just a costume and that is what the number signifies
im 22 my life is over!!
>>217682912suit yourself lad, personally i think i've made a totally reasonable point
im 35im in the prime of my life
>>217682871Good. A wasted life is a good thing.
>>217682949
africans have been here longer than anglo-saxons rorke
>>217682923Um he was Welsh, chud
>>217682964Zoomers are turning 26 next year. Time is slipping away zoomer
>>217682809Yh its a pretty funny thread
>>217682989the oldest zooms are 28 now
>>217682989i'm turning 40 next year lil bro
immies stiffy uh mahmood got the blicky uh
Wank your troubles away
so called "wasting" your life is actually winning at it, what else did you want to be doing? working? grinding away to make something? why? our ancestors took every moment of leisure they could get
Kony was 50 when he kidnapped all those children
Significant uptick in doomposting in this general lately
lil zoomer bro still mentally sneeding and kekking and reeing like he was in 2016
>>217683019our ancestors also felt fulfilled because their day to day work brought them the fruits of their labour while we see nothing so there is no reward just wanking and drinking
>>217683019spending time having fun with your friends and getting women to touch your willy actually
>>217683010you don't really hear much from 6ix9ine lately, last i heard he was narrowly escaping getting sent down for life for gang activity and noncecraft
wanking and drinkingbut never at the same timewaste of a drinkwaste of a wank
Gyaldem be getting wasted n dem paki bois be following dem home
inna gadda da vida babydont you know that im loving you
once fell through the coffee table in my room during steamingtoilthis was during covid
Having negative thoughts about the government
it was hard out there at about 3pm today. going to have to release tonight
>>217683019happy alone in your smelly incel bedroom are you?
quite like the government actually
mi tink mi gwaan tek mi own life
Just do nothing.
>>217683058gattungswesen innit>>217683070what friends
for me its the schizo that keeps posting about "smelly bedrooms". he's been doing it for years, quite mentally ill
A Roman-era skeleton of a woman, who was recognised by the BBC as the "first black Briton", is actually a white woman, scientists reveal
Just had some salt and vinigger crisps x
>>217683114alri which cheeky fucker dressed up the darkie like that?
>>217683143sometimes it's alright>>217683165that's not a schizo thing that's just a funny phrase lots of people use
>>217683176Shocker
>>217683196nah i reckon its the rorkeschizo
>>217683176Haaland trooned out
>>217683176the original finding that she was black actually just fake news. it something like "there is a 20% chance that she had dark skin" which means nothing really because skin colour changes quickly over generations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX9JNJThhxYsee this scene, I'm Tom Cruise in this scene
>>217683191good ladwere they the kind that's strong enough to leave chemical burns in your mouth but it's worth it?
>>217683210well I say it too and I'm a loony lefty
>>217683237rorkeschizo is a loony lefty (you)
getting my bollocks degloved at work on friday
>>217683267rorke's da
>>217683252maybe it's so maybe it's so
>>217683151Yuh gwarn get sum punani everyting feel better
not one person has said see you next year in front of me yetlooks like i'll have to be the one to do itas usual
>>217683224I'm the black guy
>>217683267thumbnail had me thinking that christopher lloyd was dead
>>217683267a true hero
>>217683019The modern capitalist machine determines success by financial wealth, material status, physical attractiveness, job title, sexual status, the social position you have achieved by your death.This outlook only increases depression and despair for the majority and the expense of a psychopathic few who thrive in such a society.We need to return the classic approach where success is measured by personal contentment, the pleasure you enjoy from your hobbies and intellectual pursuits, food, friendships, day to day experience.What matters is the journey, not some imaginary goal.
Don't care
you are all extremely unfunny retards
>>217683365except the australian
Don’t care about the “hunger strike” let them starve
>>217683350just enjoy having a good lie down me
Need to write out 3 Christmas cards tonight, I'm tired after toil and can't be arsed though. Why is it always like this?
>>217683396very israeli post
>>217683379well obviously the australians are great and I would never say a word against themfrankly i'm insulted beyond words by your assertion that I was ever suggest otherwise
might make mac and cheesewondering what to add to it to make it more cheeky though
*short guitar riff from friends as we change scene*
>>217683350read history so you can make this point in a less retarded way
>>217683427how old are you
reckon god sometimes hit the randomise in a human to spice it up?
the steam store uses webms
i believe that david attenborough has some dark secrets that will be revealed posthumously like what happened with jimmy savile like
>>217683427who tf is the target audience for this bizarre reference
My skin gets painfully greasy and itchy if I go more that 24 hours without showering
>>217683484i reckon you should stop using the paeodphile botnet website with the child porn on it and get yourself down the station pronto
>>21768348613 year old me would’ve loved this
>>217683511he was the biggest predator this whole time
>>217683511he shagged seals
*short guitar riff from seinfeld as we change scene*
>>217683521are you thick
>>217683534had the same thought mental how good the kids have it these days
>>217683511Going to be calling him a nonce once he dies in preparation for this
For Christmas I need a bunch of midgets dressed as labubus
>>217683421Bacon, mushroom, pine nuts?Semen!?
>>217681740*blip* nudity detected *blip*
Mi like dem thick blonde white gyal, mi call dem milk bottles
*short guitar riff from dr katz professional therapist as we change scene*
eating poopy fish butts
xbox game pass and tv license direct debit cancelled extra 50 quid in my pocket each month it lush
You could've been black or chinese.
>>217683684writing's on the wall,eating poopy fish butts,ladder's 'bout to fall
>>217683724what's it going on? steam and netflix ahah xx
feel like drinking
>>217683787whys he saltysmaxxing
>>217681679>>217682042>>217682046>>217682129>>217682463>>217682612>>217682730>>217682973>>217683286he's done for
>>217683726I saw a black guy on a date with a Chinese girl last week
right well is my brain just completely fried or are some of these captchas genuinely impossible what the fuck this is actually going to put me off posting here
>>217683879describe the ones you think are impossible
>implement a very simple to solve captcha using object recogition>the alcoholics of /brit/ are instantly filtered
>>217683879mate are you stupid
>gets called a paedo>stops putting on the swedish flag
>>217683900cansmong in tatters
>>217683920>>217683920>>217683920
>>217683900kek this was me yesterday after a few canswas just sat on the 3rd one pressing post wondering why it wasn't working
>>217681438Would've loved to do PhD at Sheffield University but the tuition fees are more than the GDP of this country.
