Reading about their historical rivalry is like the biblical fight between Archangel Michael and Lucifer
>>217683069Franco german rivalry is the shitty sequel, franco english rivalry is the kinoesque of kinos
>>217683145>franco english rivalryyeah but it's not similar to the biblical war in heaven because it's two good guys fighting. WW1 and WW2 is like two protags putting their differences aside to beat the great Satan (Germany)
True, the two battles of the Marne are real miracles
>>217683069We really do live rent free in the mind of your kind.
>>217683145>franco english rivalry is the kinoesque of kinosthat would be the Spanish English rivalry before the French Bourbons ruined Spain
>>217683069Leave us out of this, freak.We don't like germans, but we're not obsessed like you.
It was actually quite short lived. French/English is the older and more kino one. Germany as a concept is like 150 years old.
>>217683317Is that why you replied to my thread with an image from you "memes about Pooland" folder? To show us how not obsessed you are, right?
>>217683069Germoids are satan and LA FRANCE is our messenger, the messenger of the good people of the earth
I’m sorry but you can’t fucking beat the Hundred Years’ War or napoleon v wellington
>>217683528I love the greeks so fucking much it's unreal
>>217683145Voilà votre nouveau roi et duc de Normandie, grenouille. La trône lui appartient
>>217683541refer to this post>>217683194
>>217683541Napoleon v Wellington was never a thing.I don't even think they ever met, and Wellington was nowhere near as intelligent as shorty.Now if you tell me Napoleon v Koutouzov, i'll say okay.
>>217683669Other way around buddy
>>217683069Germany ruined European kino when it unified
>>217683517At least I have a handcrafted meme about the fact that polacks make daily threads about my country. You and all other polack posters just lazily grab stock images.
>>217683747He’s descended from Isabelle of France, doe. That makes him eligible. Dieu et son droit. Honni soit qui mal y pense
>>217683669Isn't his family german?The Plantagenet dynasty is long gone, the current english lords have no right over the trone of France.
>>217683803>At least I have a handcrafted meme about the fact that polacks make daily threads about my country. You and all other polack posters just lazily grab stock imagesThis just goes to show how little I care about you. Germans are so easy to rage bait, I can just use stock images
>>217683867The English royal family tried to keep larping as the true monarchs of France well into the early 19th century, even when Louis XVI was disposed >>217683867I think so. The house of Windsor was originally the House of Hanover, which was originally Saxe-Coburg and Gotha.
>>217683867They still have control of the Channel Islands doe, or I guess you call them Îles Anglo-Normands
>>217683919Your notion gets hardcountered by the fact hat polacks make daily threads about Germany.
>>217684130it's not my fault you're so obsessed these are the only threads you hyperfocus on, take a chill pill
>>217684051Yes.These were never ruled by the french crown. It was normand, then british.I may be wrong but i dont ever think we bothered to attack them.The brit let the german occupy them during WW2 though, guess they were of no real strategic value?
>>217683069I don't agree. I like Germany but I like France much more.>>217683743>Napoleon v KoutouzovWhat about Napoleon vs Charles?
>>217683145You should play the board game Imperial Struggle. Absolute Frankino
>>217683320Spain and Britain have never ever been rivals. Actually the relations were kinda good before all the stuff of Cataline of Aragon and Tordesillas.
>>217683743>Wellington was nowhere near as intelligent as shorty.he completely mogged the entire indian subcontinent, then arrived in portugal with 15,000 men and liberated the entire peninsular from french occupation before finally mogging napoleon himself. he never lost a significant battle despite being outnumbered almost all the time
>>217687187>he completely mogged the entire indian subcontinent,Cleaning feces ain't an achievement, m8.>then arrived in portugal with 15,000 men and liberated the entire peninsular from french occupation Against an army half starved and mostly green recruits which was smaller then the entire peninsula got plundered by British (((liberators)))*Ftfy.>before finally mogging napoleon himself. AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! BLUCHER AND ORANGE!!!! SAVE MY ASS FROM BONEY!!!!!!>he never lost a significant battleTalavera battle = a tactical draw and major strategic failure that knocked out British forces for the rest of 1809 out of action, leaving the Spanish forces badly exposed to French onslaught.The second siege at Badajoz = lost his only chance to break the stalemate in western iberia.Rearguard action at El Bodon = got cucked by a small cavalry that prevented him from catching up to the retreating Massena. Tordesillas battle = major defeat and forced into a terrible retreat that lost up to five thousand men and badly demoralized his troops thus failing to follow up on the success at Salamanca a few months before. Only got saved in the long term because Napoleon siphoned more and more troops from Spain for his campaigns in Russia then Germany.The entire campaign in southel west France in 1814 = utterly cucked out of even leaving southern France despite having far better army with a few thousand more experienced troops which culminated at Toulouse with another indecisive combat.>despite being outnumbered almost all the timeBeing outnumbered against poojeet meat waves is nothing to brag about.British education (propaganda) on full display.
>>217687187No im sorry i rest my case this time.Wellington is nothing to Napoleon, who never fought in Spain.He's a good general. Just not his equal, at all.
>>217683069Nah. Germany only came into being in 1871. The Frogs and Perfidious Albions have been at each others throats since 1066.
>>217687846wtf are you doing in Iran and typing on 4chan
>>217683434>we're not obsessedEveryone is. Some just don't have the guts to admit it and pretend they are not :D
>>217691918It's 3:30 am and I can't sleep.
>>217692155Go study the Quran or something
>>217692155Sleep well, my Persian brother
>>217683145how americanized can you be? what anglo french rivalry? for centuries the french only had for sworn enemies the austrians, and that included the spaniards.our only rivalry with the english were colonial.
>>217692328>what anglo french rivalry?1066-1815.
>>217683069rivalries are gaykill or be killed
I would trade a german gf for a french gf
>>217692602I think you should stick to german girls
>>217687187am i wrong but did majority of conquests in India was done by one man who did this against London orders
