Larry the cat edish
need zoomer gf
it's completely normal to spend large amounts of your free time posting about teenage girls being raped, according to heatherpaedo
How Brits how pens
>>217688137squibbing
day 3264 of not cutting my hair until heathermong doesn't post his own little gimmicks that only he finds funny for 5 days in a row
that's mr blobby
it's over for me lads
>>217688154kiddie fucker
whenever i can't be arsed to make the new, it's usually the case that everyone else is also dragging their feet on it until the thread devolves into complaining about the lack of new, but on the few times i decide to be proactive and make the new, i'm always beaten to it by a few seconds D:<
>>217688155how pens, is it? how pens, yeah? stick that up your subjunctive mood you prick
>>217688157With family for a week, going to avoid getting steaming because I only get drunk alone. Hoping it'll be a week without any controversy
>>217688171you know what they say about options
mambro x bengali bro
men try hacking other mens penises using shock imagery (niggers are monkeys) when other man likes something they dont like society is a gay orgy of weak men
wonder why all swedes are always very intelligent and attractive (except for greta thunberg obviously)
my balls, my bum, my nuts and my knob
fucking hell you lot are so demented lmfao lil zoomers in here let covid destroy their lives haha
>>217688173Sorry lad, I saw the Mr Blobby image and thought it would be good for a new thread. Do Aussies know who Mr Blobby is?
>>217688205she could get it tbf
>>217688076I too am watching the tube. Just the coffees. 82 days as soberlad here
>>217688203huh?
so what's this all about then
well rorke?
>>217688199CODE?
>>217688171I'd love some of that $29194.75 if you have any to spare me lad
gay interracial pedofilabasically Sodom and Gomorrah
>>217688234i'm vaguely aware of him but i don't think he's well-known here
Any pooey arse farters in
51 year old male model who looks 17
>>217688281Makes sense, I guess he's pretty UK-specific
deeply unfunny thread*closes laptop lid*
>>217688160Has a similar, nonchalant demeanor as rapelad wouldn't you say? Have a listen to Mr bobby song, which reached number one back when you had to physically buy the cd to make number 1. He sounds demonic frankly
rorke?
>>217688328hes also unc specific, he hasnt featured on TV for 30 years. grow down
>>217688331*gives you an atomic wedgie and stuffs you into a locker*
>>217688356Send himself the turkish cunt
So Dermot Clemenger admitted to 31 counts of buying Thai minge but fled to the uk before his day in court and the statute of limitations means that they've become invalid one by one and in January he can't be prosecuted for anything
hurry up and declare war you cunts
rorke dying in a drone strike in ukraine while achmed is chilling in birmingham
>>217688379Buying sex isn't illegal in Britain, unlike your retard swedoid laws
rorke dying for ukraine
>>217688379based
>>217688359wrong he featured in noel edmonds latest itv show about his life in new zealand
he keeps using the child porn website botnet. why?
>>217688356this was from 2 years ago
>>217688117wtf is that?
>>217688356launch a fucking minuteman ii right at his head, enscribed "for the jeets" in marker on the side
>>217688436he likes child porn i reckon
>>217688379Kek that was me
>>217688359He's a classic British TV character, fuck off
In Sweden, it is illegal to buy sex from a prostitute, but it is legal for a prostitute to buy sex. State of that
>>217688403How's that working out for you?
>>217688451BLOBBYBLOBBYBLOBBYBLOBBY
>>217688470errr yeah when John Major was Prime Minister uncs
>>217688471fucked it
but but officer shes a prostituteyorgon borgon schlongon only legal in the sauna rorke
>>217688513been a longggggg day
really wish dogberg would shut the fuck up
every time the botnet child porn is mentioned he pipes down, curious
son of a two-balled bitch
>>217688485He has featured on the TV since then, fuck off
Can't focus on my set with all these fat butt ladies in tight yoga pants walking around
what's the charge? Sucking a willard? A succulent Thai willard?
about to go christen my brand new toilet seat ladsi'll bring my phone so i can describe the experience in real time
>>217688558the country is getting erased before our very eyes and you're sobbing over mr blobby you little freak
Mad you used to be able to find little injun fellas from siberia out in the woods. Used to be a proper country
based af
>>217688590mummy
time for another dsp stream i guess
unlimited stationery
>>2176886014d chess
>>217688583Okay I'm sat on itIt's nice
Why is Donald Trump considered "one of the worst presidents in American history" according to Wikipedia?
>>217688601>Mark Levinhttps://files.catbox.moe/haa8ik.mp4
watching my gay porn
>>217688601interesting to see how his christian followers try and spin this one
might pack the escape backpack in case i need to drive to the border not a big fan of fighting in the warstein you see
Meltdown
deary me
haha the swedoid must have looked up the law and realised its not illegal to buy sex in Britain. A whole media crew flew from Sweden to London in a sting operation for NOTHING HAHAHAHA
>>217688647He's hecking orange o algo
>>217688647polling
Why do religious people follow their respective religions? Wherever I ask this question I get hit with a brick wall
>>217688620i remember watching his dark souls and demon's souls streams when /dsg/ was stream sniping him lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuCLGRN6GFQ
>>217688671That's right though
>>217688647wikipedia is edited by homosexuals
>>217688683*throws a brick wall at you*
found out my cousin has been doing hard drugs, but i'm hardly going to grass him up to his mum (my aunt). i did the same stuff when i was a teenager, just boys being boys innit x
sat under my infrared heat lamp like a little chicken :v
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>>217688672I think you missed the point of the video, mateThey just wanted to find him in the UK and interview him to make him sweat a bit but he ran
>>217688672He still broke the law in another country. What about extradition?
>>217688698there is precisely one integer smaller than 4 whose square lies between 15 and 20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMcBEEEEEEEP okay what is BEEEEEEEP up everybody BEEEEEEEP it's BEEEEEEEEEP darksydephil here
We're about to lose to Venezuela ngl
i don't use AI because i don't use reddit
>>217688732What's that? And don't say 3 because 15 isn't between 15 and 20
>>217688698my brother......
>>217688732Take your meds
>>217688732-4
Do you lads get apple Fanta in the UK?
>>217688762you're cooked either way
>>217688770>>217688782deary me
scr
>>217688728Yeah that specific part when they shouted about the police being after him was all just a meme to make him sweat. Grow up mate your entire country is a joke and you'll spend millions in a harrassment campaign against one simple man with simple needs of some thai pussy, while you tolerate muslim grenade rape attacks in Malmo
if a nigga wanna see a prostitute that his business
>>217688788i can get it in a glass bottle from the corner shop but it has foren writing on it
any standing on business nigga in
>>217688799I'm afraid you're mentally ill and I will not continue responding to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4cR2Y3SAA
>>217688838thats you done
>>217688838A principled stance in this general, unironically
these farts are getting ridiculousI would say they're quite dodgy
>>217688833I stand on business with your mum
>>217688800except when they make it /brit/'s business by spamming about it for weeks
-4 is not smaller than 4
https://youtu.be/uIrJu5UeQYk?&t=1004Where the Katies at? My mans in a clarting mood
>>217688800blog on escortmong
Sleeptoil looms
>>217688865hes posting a child porn botnet website mate
>>217688833Yh
>>217688873done me right up my twink arse
found out escorts are generally a lot cheaper in britain than they are here, like almost half the typical price per hour. i suppose that's what happens when you've got a lot of romanian and polish slags flooding the fanny market
>>217688894Hinges on whether you believe the Swedish horse-owner tradie apprentice is a real person / poster or a character based off images taken from a public account on an external website.
nth for the holodem
>>217688887Alri Quentin
>>217688948He should just shave it all off, he looks fine bald
>>217688886It objectively is.
>>217688936Makes you think honestly
God is real
I swear being bald and retaining hair is to men what injecting yourself with Botox and that cheek-sharpening shite is to women
this captcha is so shit.>find the odd one out>two white dots>three white dots>one white dot>one white dot>two white dots
>>217688985They have the same magnitude
watching summat on fred dibnahloved a bloody climb this lad
>>217688996trvke
>>217688769I bet your "mommy" is very proud of you for being a special snowflake
any gray hairs man in
hate it when you get an ear-worm from tiktok/reel, so you just have a 10 second clip of some pop song playing over and over in your head
getting raped
>>217688647the experts agree
gone several days without weed despite having some here out of pure lazinessi'm losing the will to spliff
>>217688936this one is not the horse owner it's some retard spammer from sverigetraden
>>217688996Faxxx
sick to shit of nigger coonery
>>217689023Got at least 1, I'm 31.
>>217688833I’m more laying down on business
here i go hallucinating again
dont know what everybodys issue is with getting old. its a natural process of all life, how childish and retarded do you have to be to cling on to youth you no longer have? Embrace unc-hood, age with grace. Being in your 20s is awful anyway, everybody is a spastic loon drug addict
>>217689051CWLTSHC
>>217688601The goodiest goy
feel like having a fag
>>217689039got a solution for youstop using faggot sites meant for faggots
>>217689052Sean was Scottish though
>>217689084R'
>>217689023got my first one when i was like 15, hasn't progressed too much further since then thoughbest to count my lucky stars i'm only going grey and not balding
>>217688590Need her to mating press my cock
mad how I like the idea of hobbies more than I like doing them
not wanking to save it in case I get a shag at the christmas party friday
>>217689084Which sites are those? Just go to your recent history and tell me what's in there
any poo man in?
Been watching that badly in love series on netflix, with the Japanese delinquents trying to find love. It's actually kino and I can't wait for the last 2 or 3 EPS to come out on Tuesday. Yes I am a straight white man
>>217689136more of a gay peng poo man myself
cant park there mate xD
hot fuzznow that was a movie
>>217688595mad how much whimsy the united states use to have. now all you have is gay propaganda among an endless sea of suburbs.
>>217689136Alri x
>>217689165battyman
>>217689008They're not vectors. Integers do not have magnitudes. You can certainly feed integers into the function f(x)=abs(x) where abs refers to the absolute value of the integer however two integers having the same absolute value does not imply that one is not less than the other. Any number to the left of another on the integer number line is objectively less than those to its right.
>>217688196what do they say?>>217688248i'm broke mate
>>217689163>netflix subscription>straight white mansure buddy
>>217689198They're less than but not smaller
>>217688981Hair can make guy go from 8/10 to 4/10 so I understand why some guys fight for their hair Their sexual life depends on it
Sean Coonery in From Lambeth with love>>217689136Poo Man Group
Any vile, wretched, scheming, rat-like creature of a man in?
americans count their credit limit on their credit card as part of their net worth
>>217689227
>>2176884511990s shitposting
had a very awkward moment at toil today. coworker who I've never met has a brain tumour and broke down crying about it during a call today when it was just me and another girl. I asked her if she wanted me to leave and she said no it's fine, so I just had to sit there in silence as girl #1 tried to comfort girl #2. bare in mind I'd never met the woman with the brain tumour before.
>>217688650wheres the lie?
Think I’m going to join the army lads
>>217689240Thankfully young people grow up
>>217689227*Scurries away into the nearest crevice*
>>217689270for Israel
>>217689270honestly, there are worse decisions you could make
>>217689270yes yes give your life for mohammed
>>217689256>bare in mindmy female coworkers are always bare in mine too
>>217689240the ever reliable 18-24 voting bloc
>>217688770>>217688794>>217688732these niggas never heard tell of negative numbers lmao
>>217689256this is why i don't work with bio femoids
>>217688886LOL you are so mind-raped!you know - 4 means 12 so -4 is not smaller than 4
>>217689256Was she fit and did you ask her if she needed one last sexo before death?
Private Gomez in?
>>217689282>>217689283>>2176892851. There are no wars on2. I need a fkn job so unless any of you lot are gonna give me one???
crying my gay porn lungs out xhttps://youtu.be/AbnjhNfLeCI?si=I4jHaZSl0HGFYRGP
>>217689239Me in Poland in 1944 when Hansberg came for rent
dont know why he keeps switching flags, every random mexican and south african and swedish post is obviously this paedophile schizophrenic on the botnet
in bed coughing and occasionally farting
>>217689256Poor woman, fuck. Should've clasped your hands and done a silent prayer
>>217689316silvia*just woke up and it's already 85 degrees out FFS
>>217689256Tumour humour could have saved you
>>217689211>what do they say?stay away
>>217689307In English, professor?
>>217689272Unc is big mad
i should convert to mormonism, i have some family in the church
pissed my manager off today and now I feel bad about myself
>>217689316More of a private parts man myself
i love black people
We have to go back. Zoomers are all sissified. They didn't know the TEST we got. What a RUSH. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb005ZiKHdY
>>217689341We're being epically trolled mate
>>217689232I count the rent free place I own in your head as part of my net worth
>>217689361Convert to Christianity and your family members too
>>217689350You navy? Hows life
>>217689356-4 = 12 and 12 > 4therefore -4 > 4
>>217689256Does she know if it's operable?
>>217689364shared your /brit/ banter on the Slack chat did you Rorke?
Bring back saying nigger in video game lobbies https://x.com/BaguetteWeapons/status/2001222742515826862
>>217689341Listen people... nah can't be arsed
>>217689370Based Quinten
americans ask their barista for "a cup of coffee with cream and sugar"
>>217689370amazin
>>217689386mormons are christian, well yk
>>217689218I accept concessions in writing or verbally it's up to you. Thanks for playing.
>>217689240HOLY BASEDPLAID SURGE
>>217689422No they aren't
guys do you think the fact that i am a 4chan.org user will come up if i try and join the army or no?
dude mom caught in the mall with stacy on sadurday only cause cody and braydon ratted on me, they're fuggin assholes dude
>>217689396She's got a surgery on Christmas eve. But I reckon it must be very serious since apparently it's been brought forward.
>>217689256My female coworker was engaged and planning her weddimg then 0 day she stopped coming to work for like a weekManager said she's on sick leave but when she came back it turned out she and her man broke upShe randomly started crying in the office and I didn't know what to do so I bought her can of cola
>>217689411Goofy ahhh aint n1 kno wh a barista is yn
>leltic
>>217688887love this video!I hate working class people
>>217689433immediately drafted into the john honey legion
>>217689240Thought reform were popular with zoomers
t
>>217689442>She randomly started crying in the office and I didn't know what to do so I bought her can of colaKind of sweet honestly
>>217689433Nah not yet. Soon enough AIstein will know every tiny detail though so get in soon
warberg looms
He redeemed the concession
doing a... a... a umm... uhhh...*shuffles around the thread confused with a slightly panicked facial expression*
>>217689387civilian but theres a ton of navy here obviouslylife is good but expensive
fug queen elizabethfug queen elizabethold ahhh white bih like how u live till 96
>>217689426and yet the chatgpt that you rely on here, said that 4 is the smallest integer with it's square between 15 and 20so are we to trust chatgpt or not?
>>217689468Welsh zoomers are smarter than English zoomers
LOL
listening to imogen heap and having a cry
no t-that's... that's gay !!!um.. UM!!!
Got the episode of Star Trek on where Picard is stuck in a shuttle with the little bitch, Wesley crusher. Pure Picard torture kino
>>217689500>clicks teeth surrealistically loudly
>>217689438That's devastating. My cousin died at 14 from a brain tumour, (stage 4 glioblastoma)
>>217689422Adam Smith is a false prophet
Dog needs a shit but he won’t go out because it’s pissing down
>>217689498Youre not in the military or gov? Why are you there?
>>217689462>love this video!Based>I hate working class peopleHuh?
>>217689516fat cunt
>>217689521
dadberg was in the RFA and had a lovely time. got to travel the world, loved his job, got paid handsomely, got given an OBE, allegedly had loads of affairs, and now has a pension larger than the combined earnings of both me and my sisterhonestly, seems like the perfect life
>>217689539Fags get erections when dogs fartAncient Swedish wisdom
>>217689488This might be me one day. I can only hope that there is someone there when it happens to tell me "nevermind, just sit down and watch telly while I get you a cup of tea"
>>217689516he's a cute little fella
>>217689511They're like turkeys voting for Christmas the thick bastard's lmao
nicholas lyndhurst's son died on cancer when he was 19. It was the mega cancer that nobody really knows anything about and killed him in weeks. Mad how some cancers are centuries ahead of us in even understanding
>>217689521>>217689562i hate wil wheaton so much it's unreal
>>217689526Very sorry to hear about that. Nasty business.
>>217689552it shows the evilness of the working class
>>217689605That can’t be comfortable
>>217689426
>>217689605Just not on, is it
>>217689539see if you can get him to do it in a dogpoo bag
i heard zoomers cant read analogue clocks
>>217689666
>>217689545contractor. make more money than working directly for the gov
Somebody post the webm of the topless lads kissing then breaking a chair over the others back.
>>217689503Like I said, if you want to send me a written concession or a verbal one either is fine. Just make sure you do.
>>217689662corny ahhh bihh ahhh lmaoooo
>>217689648Could strap it onto his arse like a crap bag for horses on parades. Will still piss all over the floor though if male as the penis faces the other direction you see
the cronem in question
>>217689511Is that not true for all politicians and all voters? and if they weren't voting for reform but were voting for labour or tories would it be any different? Nonsense photo
>>217689685Erm... Don't think I've seen this one mate, sorry
I hate working class people!I hate them!
>>217689688so now you DO trust chatgptinteresting
>>217689739Mine would if he could
>>217689721>gotta make sure we say ‘illegal immigration’ cause not racist or nuffin, just don’t like the illegal ones innit
>>217689753not him but you definitely will have seen it
>>217689505Swathier too
actually fucking losing it at this captcha now
>>217689758I'm not the original poster I'm just the only person who posted the correct answer and so I am willing to defend -4 as the correct answer.
>>217689764no the average person is genuinely just retarded/ignorant and believes the government wouldn't possibly let 1.2 Million third worlders into the nation in the space of a year so they think it's all illegals
Imagine all the peeholesPeeing on a pooYoo hoo ooh ooh
>>217689526That's awful mate, my friend died from a similar thing (stage 4 gobbledeeznuts)
Anyone had sex recently? Without paying any money?
>>217689832Give your big brother his laptop back wee man
>>217689588Alri Sheldon
Bodybuilding is a beauty pageant to make you look like a circus freak because some strange subculture of gay men fetishizes that
hate how the conversation has moved from anti-immigration to anti-illegal immigrationthe people coming in on boats are a drop in the bucket compared to the literal hoards we've been forced by Westminster to let in
Wish it were possible to know what happens after one dies
>>217689859..yh (lie)
>>217689884Turn that awf
bit nippy out
>>217689895kek tim kek tim kek timmmm!!!!!!!
>>217689886>hate how the conversation has moved from anti-immigration to anti-illegal immigrationIt did for a bit but now it's firmly back to anti immigration
>>217689921>>217689921>>217689921i've only gone and made the new lads, what am i like?
>>217689886You talk about this every single day
>>217689887your heart is weighed on a scale against mouseys and if it's lighter you go to heaven, heavier and it's hell
>>217689930grow up
