>Oh, you're from ________? I've always wanted to go there, it seems like such a beautiful country. Tell me about your life there, Anon!How do you respond?
>>217690032>*Drops spaghetti*
I don't know. One time, my american cousins came here and they asked me to show them around the city but I said I didn't know cause I never leave my room
>>217690032>Can I touch your hair?>You look pretty for a black girl>I am not racist but...One of these
I give a boring answer and then she loses interest in me
>>217690032>* creams his pants *> sorryyy....
>>217690032I fumble over my words and say something stupid, she giggles, says "You're cute" and then the dream ends
>>217690032>starts talking about crime statistics
>>217690032can i touch your massive breasts?
>>217690032I work, sleep, and ride bikes.Perhaps I can eat, sleep and ride you.
>>217690838you wake up and she rolls over to look at you. "did you have one of those dreams about us again?"
>>217690032stop lying bitch
>>217692399AHHHHHH
>>217690032You are most welcome. But only as a tourist. We have enough criminal brown people living here already.
>>217690032I have absolutely no problem making conversation with cute girls, black or otherwise. I’m a little introverted, so I don’t often initiate conversations with strangers, but I am very socially functional when strangers make overtures to me.The problem is that absolutely nobody would ever say any of those things about this country.
>>217690032Please come to Germany
>>217690871Kek, based Episode player
>>217690032I just really like chocolate milk to be honest
>>217690032New England is pretty nice place to live, I enjoy listening to jazz and soul and what do you enjoy?
>>217690032>...and that's why I think they were typhoid victims due to supply line issue and not a genocide.
>>217690032Would you like access to my BWC?
>>217692700Billions of nonwhites would say it
>>217690032oh... she looks like a cute teacher I used to jerk off to with my TWP.
>>217690032Nobody ever says that.
