Walk edition>>217690383
Lock tf in samurai
guys only want one thing and its fucking disgusting
>>217693029I love them but I love tsubaki kunoichi (my daughterfu) more
People think a war with Venezeula is about to start but that's just a feint. We are actually about to invade Mexico.
If my daughter was really hot, I'd pound her vagina in without question
>>217693041>make sexy ninja show>make plot as boring as humanly possibleshiggy diggy
>>217693055Basado
Day 17 of opening my Flavored Condom Advent Calendar(tm). Yesterday was raspberry, the day before that was mint. Excited to see what today will bring.
have they caught the shooter yet
Most incels on here can barely make eye contact with a girl, let alone rape oneYet all you friends talk about is rape
My eyes are stinging, I’m not gonna make it
>>217693098I talk about making sweet passionate love idk what you’re talking about
i was a highwaymanalong the coach roads i did ride
>neet>grind hobby for serious amount of time>decide to compete>get beat by people with actual jobs and responsibilities>those that won got recognized and i got cropped out of the pic
>>217693098*fiends
>>217693054That would be antisemitic.
>>217693113damn that's pretty pathetic. all that time and you aren't even good.
I don’t want to work how do I get thiel bux to do nothing and be annoying on the internet
I want to buy Maduro
>>217693111Lord I was born a scramblin man
the best way to make a friend is to make them laugh :)
Made crackers. Starting to make pretzel bites.
>>217693151i have no sense of humor
I want to make crackers too but no woman will let me impregnate them.
I'm gonna stop worrying about my hygiene so much
>>217693177Me when I went to the gym without showering today
Brain can't decide if it wasn't to get drunk or to jerk offI can attempt both but getting drunk tends to make a jacking off session less pleasurable
It actually brings me great psychological torment that the girl I thought was perfect is getting her pussy pounded by another guy
*fucks her even harder*
>>217693044elon MUST invest all his money on the development of monster girls
>>217693217It's not healthy to measure a woman's worth by who she has sex with.
bro has a diabolical aura
>>217693254then why does everyone universally find prostitutes gross? Seems like it's pretty natural
>>217693261
>>217693268i know some decent hookers
>>217693063>sexyIt's cgdct you creep
>>217693279You wouldn't say that at a family gathering now would you
>utah has a hockey team>it's not even named after a city just the stateReally makes you think
>>217693325where else would he know them from?
>>217693279your mom doesnt count
so is Trump gonna start a war in an hour or nah?
>>217693331poor arizona
>>2176932681. it's the world's oldest profession, it's transparently false that people universally find it gross otherwise people wouldn't continue doing it for millenia.2. you find prostitutes gross because you tie up their value by who they have sex with. see the previous comment. they're just people.
>>217693337joke's on you i have 2 dads
>>217693347Yes
I deserve this
bought a giant ham, should help me get through the next week or so
>>217693113Chess?
>>217693378Transvestigating that bulge
Jar Jar Binks was a good character. People only hated him because they were sheep who follow the trends.
>>217693355>it's the world's oldest profession, it's transparently false that people universally find it gross otherwise people wouldn't continue doing it for milleniaPeople have been doing lots of gross things for millenia. Doesn't make it not gross. Is shitting not gross because people have been shitting for a millenia?>you find prostitutes gross because you tie up their value by who they have sex withA whore is gross because she gets fucked by everyone. That's gross>they're just people.Yeah gross people
>>217693420It's a vagina
>>217693378She has 60 thousand instagram followers now
>>217693442okay
i can't respect people who won't fuck hookers. what are you, gay?
>>217693378I could beat her in a fight easily.
how does a thermonuclear bomb work?
>>217693457it's just not for me. i don't want that kind of thing from strangers, much less pay for it.
>>217693484mind your own business
>>217693422my favourite sith lord
thinking of sex
what are some ways to make easy money online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-utS4qVMzkg
where is the gold?
>>217693113what hobby
I can bench 500 lbs
>>217693568MehI prefer Calvin and Hobbes
>>217693588sell pictures of your feet
>>217693607I can only bench two 25s. I'm not up to 45 yet and they all made fun of that mayor because he couldn't do 45. SAD!
>>217693588Sports betting
>>217693568>>217693610
nearly time for a pre-sleep fap
>>217693610
Freemasons tongue my anus.
>>217693653>/vr/
30 minutes until nothing ever happens
an unattended chinese guy was spotted in my neighborhoodwe're trying to figure out what is going on
The first proposed Coat of Arms of the United States, designed in 1776 by Swiss-French artist Pierre Eugène du Simitière. It features the English rose, Scottish thistle, Irish harp, Dutch lion, French fleur-de-lis, and German double eagle of the Holy Roman Empire.
Woke up to take a piss and can’t fall back asleep so I gave up and now I’m on my phone in the dark hoping that’ll make me do the needfulMaybe I’ll watch a boring restoration video
For me, it's Batman.
>>217693733We need a complete and total shutdown until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
I can drink 500 beers in one night
>>217693757Proof that it's fk making those coomer OPs on VPN
>>217693766Kal would kick his shit in in a millisecond
>>217693757She’s so real
high af rn tbqh
>>217693113Either rope or smoke dope.
>>217693786No you silly gooseI can’t edit sick videos like that other guy doesI only use the CapCut app and everything that isn’t basic text is a paid feature in that chinkshit
>>217693804
Come in here dear boyHave a cigarYou're gonna go farYou're never gonna dieYou're gonna make it if you tryThey're gonna love you
>>217693717This implies something will be happening for the next 29 minutes after your post
>>217693883AND IF WE TELL YOU THE NAME OF THE GAME, BOOOOYWE CALLIT RIDING THE GRAVY TRAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNN
>>217693766I like spider-man because he's friendly and nice :)
damn, I really want chips rn
Just got sushi. I was gonna go to my regular place (I like their salmon rolls which aren't too expensive) but they had a 2 and a half hour wait so I went to this other random place, and for only like $0.15 more per roll they were way better than my usual place. I'm going there for salmon maki from now on, fuck my usual place.
>>217693789Bats are the only mammal that flies :)
>>217693637just keep eating big and adding weight you’re on your way young blud
Fuck capeshit.
Fish is a low iq food
>see cute girl in the thumbnail>open webm>it's just 30 seconds of irrelevant text over gay little hand "dances"Why are they like this
>>217693990pretty sure the opposite is true
Is orange man even that good (or bad)?He just seems like all the other presidents really.I don't understand why his fans and his haters all act like he's so different.
>>217694000Nope
>>217693990Fish is how human ancestors developed powerful brains
>>217693990Omega 3 from fish oil (preferably from your regular diet and not supplements) helps prevent brain issues albeit
>>217693999slightly less pathological version of the tiktoks where they literally just look at themselves in the front camera and flip their hair
>>217693766i like iron man. he fucks up with what batman has, and has to constantly grit his teeth to get his shit together. he leans on people out of his armor. even when he had to plug it into a wall-socket. poor rhodes. made a better superhero, but he did it with tigra and wonderman, so it seems like no one knows.
9 minutes until blumpf sets WW3 in motion
What would the selfie channel in a cum discord look like?This is from some twitter footthot’s discord I’m on
>>217694022My pussy smells like fish oil
>>217694038That's hot.
>>217694032God I hope so
>>217694033What gay language is that.
>>217694009I don't know.
>>217694082Uhhh German?!
>>217694033it would be me reacting with the tongue out sweating emoji to all of midfoids pictures
>>217693978>directed by M Night Shyamalan
i smell so good rn
>>217694105Nein, das ist kein deutsch
Fk can't speak German, he's a migrant
>>217693818corr need tae see some porn wiv diss bint gettin plowed
>I’m tanned rn
>6PM>no videoits over, blumpf is dead
Momberg wants me to hang up lights outside. Gonna have a sesh while I'm at it I guess.
WAR IS ON
>>217694177trust the plan wwg1wga
>>2176937572 nights ago had a dream was face fuggin gracie abramswoke up and IMNEDIATELY had tae wank off me willardget that shidd out me systen
>>217694150Not even American but it pisses me off seeing wogs say shit like this about historical figures
>>217694173whitest nugerman
>>217694173bro what the FUCK is that
erm, politics? in my no politics general?wowee.
Damn Trump bringing the fucking HEAT
>>217694038
you either got it or you gotta go get it nigga
>and above all foreign nations lol
wow what a shocker
Back with my wife in TennesseeWhen one day she called to me"Virgil, quick, come see,There goes Robert E. Lee!"Now, I don't mind chopping woodAnd I don't care if the money's no goodYou take what you needAnd you leave the restBut they should neverHave taken the very bestTHE NIGHT THEY DROVE OL' DIXIE DOWNAND THE BELLS WAS RINGIN'
>>217694179hell yeah
my name is from the bible and hebrew in origin, i want to change it bros
It's kinda funny how that Venezuelan woman won a nobel peace prize because she alleged Maduro works with Hamas & Hezbollah. Jews have lost their subtlety
so is this address just to toot his own horn like usual
>>217694249kinographic song choice my dear nigel.
toot toot
Why is Burger King struggling so much in Canada despite being miles better than McSoy
Do people unironically think there is going to be a conventional shooting war over some south american shithole
they're CUMMINGand they're CUMMING DOWN FAST
>>217694245They put a plaque up and everything btw
>>217694209Discord server of some foot girl from Twitter
>>217694287BK made a concerted effort to associate themselves with black people a few years ago. Their marketing and official voice actor are heavily black. People don't like this.
>>217694288NPCs believe everything they see on TV and social media, yes.
clean beautiful coal
>>217694257Shut up Ezekial
>>217694307sad but true.
>>217694308>>217694309Mindbroken zombie goy
TARIFFSmy favorite word...TARIFFS
>>217694309hey asshole that was my post
>>217694312it's a pretty normal sounding white american name, but its hebrew in origin so i hate it
>>217694287>>217694303Besides the ghetto adjacent branding, it's also a wildly more inconsistent fast food franchise than McDs, with far fewer locations and nobody eats their breakfast, unlike the big 2 here.
>>217694308>>217694309lol
>>217694009The other presidents at least pretended there was a dignity to the office. Trump just acts like the trashy self-absorbed reality TV star he is.
sometimes, I scare myself with how easily my thoughts turn to violence while viewing advertisements
>>217694300so fucking embarassingsick woke world
WARRIOR DIVIDEND
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this can’t be real
>tfw no zogbot neetbux
>>217694257>Mfw latin name, celtic name, and greek nameI am grateful my parents didn't give me a hebrew name
>>217694300>A BBC History ProjectWhat did they mean by this?
dumb yoshiposter
we are ruled by literal retards
>>217694363Beachy Head Woman was the first Briton to get BLACKED
> trumprx.gov> government subsidized medicinethis is literally obamacare. are you shitting me.
>trumpRx.gov
>>217694328Isaac
coal isn’t clean thoughbeit
so true
Women crave Indian men
>>217694393Coal mining is aesthetic
>>217694388Obamacare caused job losses and doctors to quit
Did he bait everyone into watching his campaign ad by leaking that it was going to be a declaration of war
I love Trvmp, the man is pure comedy
Imagine that five thousand to ten THAUsandlol loved the way he pronounced that
>>217694360it's so annoying, i cant live with myself>>217694391it's one of the four evangelists
>>217694394I’m not one to throw stones, but…
>housing reform billsummmm socialist much???
>>217694404coalcorevibe mining
considered reinstalling skyrim but installing the mods takes too long because nexus is shit
>>217694423Donald is America's strongest YIMBY soldier. Five story condos and taco trucks on every street corner.
>>217694444wabbajack
>>217694394
>>217694423your mom is a socialist you fat prick
>>217694394holy shit kekjust mindbogglin the amount of delusion in trump
>>217694249oi mate that's a cracking song yeah
I dropped out of my Team Fortress 2 match for this. Scammed.
well that was a waste of time
Daddy Trump that shit was midWhere is the war
Who's that roman guy who caused the beginning of the end of the Roman republic again?
>>217693717Did I call it or what
>>217694491why do want a war man. I just wanna chill
>>217694506nero?
>>217694506Julius Caesar
>>217694506Henry Kissinger
>>217692986amazing how your lungs feel better immediately after an intense run
>>217694394incredibased
>>217694394actual cringe shit
>>217694506Tiberius Gracchus fucked it all up with his land reforms o algo
This new captcha is such fucking horseshit, holy shitI might unironically quit 4chan forever after 16 years posting here, just because of this shit.
>>217694556you have trouble matching shapes?
>>217694570He has aphantasia please understand his pattern recognition is handy capable
>>217694556I like it desu it's fun
>>217694556Uh leafbro, they're calling this the jeet-filter captcha. You are smarter than a jeet, right?
its so fucking over holy shit
The new captcha has filtered out retards tbqh. I haven’t seen that one leaf that always makes threads about the US today
amanda seyfried i will drink ur bathwater
There's a thread about organ donors on the 'log rn
>>217694570>>217694575>>217694594>>217694584>>217694597it's easy but really annoying
the new captcha being a basic IQ test filtering retards is the funniest thing ive seen in months
>>217694614Fun fact: coal power releases more radiation into the environment than a nuclear power plant
>>217694601never understood the fixation with drinking bath water some people haveseems quite disgusting
>>217694623So true
>>217694632Cool it with the anti-German sentiment
>>217694632radiation isn't even real dude relax
>>217694597is the latina spamming leaf freak still among us
>>217694635It seems like entry level peepee poopoo play. To the extent that bath water isn’t just water, it’d be extremely dilute sweat, piss, and shit residue
>>217694394Orangeman is an infantile human being
>>217694639Radiation is fun and cool
My cat started talking to me and began floating around the room
love how Trump can throw out some inane shit in 30 seconds it makes leftoid shitlib faggots seethe for days or weeks
candace owens spamming the expression "fake and gay" lately
>>217694685She wants a viral TikTok sound
>>217694681What did he say?
1 hour until the powerball. I'm gonna be $$$RICH$$$
>>217694702see>>217694394
>>217694702he said you're gay
>>217694719God please give me money i'll never complain again
how do you guys think up a new username
Had a cold vanilla coke zero.
i love when i search for random gameplay on youtube and the guy that made the video is african-american, they say the funniest shit
>>217694738i do anything, heres one i just thought of, donut849
>>217694738I don’t. I just use the same old shit from when I was a baby.
>>217694738i just think the cringiest thing ever and then regret it later but also it dont really matter regardless
can't stop farting lol
WE WON
>>217694805I farted at the gym today I wonder if anyone heard
Ohio is the best state
>>217694822high concentration of pawgs?
>>217694822Vivek will fix that for you
Chuddha, I'm sorry I doubted you. What must I do for forgiveness
>>217694738nigger69
>>217694822do or do notforgive or do notmakes no differenceevery action is another cycledo better next time
>>217694850
>>217694850>What must I do for forgivenessNothing
>>217694850You asked the wrong Person
>>217694889I think Russia may break the nothing ever happens rule and ruin everything for everyone
my room smells like ass because I can’t stop farting
You wake up in Malheur County, Oregon.
>>217694976Je serais très malheureux
>>217694976I call 911
>>217694976Bizarre place name
>>217694940what's problem with this theyre probably doing it for tuition and it's useful for the nation so win win if anything i think anybody who wants to serve a period in the us army to then live in the us should be able to in reasonable numbers of course
>>217694850jerk off to trannies followed by replying "ywnbaw" to 20 anons on /lgbt/
>>217695006>Foreign Auxilia in the modern day Roman EmpireThe Classics never get old
Imagine eating this good
>>217694994Silent Hill vibes
>>217695056EEEWWWWWWWWW
Mariah Carey was damn sexy back in the day.
>>217695082Her Christmas song is DOO DOO
>>217694940embarrassing
>>217695053idk romans were pretty successful and i quite like pax americana so... what's the problemo here other than seething bout america
>>217695082Eh not really
>>217695082implying she isn't sexy as fuck now
>>217695082That period in the 90s and early to mid 2000s when Black women were White-maxxing was peak
i'm seething and coping
>>217695111Aren't we all
>>217695095You mistake my appreciation of American neo-Roman historical propriety with seething
>>217695082Does not arouse me
>>217695109black women are sexier when they embrace their nappy hair
Lil Kim may have white maxxed too much though, anon.
They're just fucking with us right? like it's just a big ol joke right?
momberg bought lacrosse free milk and desu i'm not sure if i like it at all. there's a very subtle "sweet" note to it.
>lacrosseLmao
>>217695150Lacrosse is a sport not a cow thougheverbeit
>>217695150I hate when my milk contains lacrosse
>>217695142I read one who was supposed to be "Jewish expert in Jewish interests" whatever the fuck that was supposed to mean
for me, it's basketball milk
>>217695161>>217695162fucking phoneit was supposed to say lactose
>>217695142>oy vey schlomo, I bet you 10 shekels I can get the goyims (cattle) to believe I was born in a gas chamber!!
>>217695150Lactose free milk is just regular milk with lactase added. The subtle sweet flavor is the sugar from lactase metabolising the lactose, which is what it would do in your body. In otherwords it's in part pre digested
>>217695150why?are you lacktoes intoddlerant or summin??
I love milk so much I'M A MILK SLUT!!!!!!!!!
>>217695184That's what you get for being a dumb stinky phoneposter
You are subhuman if you are lactose intolerant, allergic to peanuts, and/or can't handle spicy food
My pussy is predigested
>>217695182So chocolate milk
>>217695142>>217695187>Oh, you think the gas is your ally? You merely adopted the gas; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't breathe fresh air until I was already a man; by then it was nothing to me but suffocating!
I like milk
cookie dough is resting in the fridge. the cookies are for /cum/
>>217695252Sweet
>>217694394Dollar has lost 10% in value in just 1 Trump2 year. Trump is worse in this.
>>217695219
>>217695235too big
>>217695221Handling spicy food is nonwhitoid
send me to alligator alcatraz
>>217695287you're already there
>>217695275Going overboard with spicy food is, I'd say. Spicy food is fine but thirdies take it to unenjoyable extremes
