stupid jf
Heart absolutely racing from Squid Game s1e4 lads
>>217695430Back off brit bro
>>217695304Could be us
this yank bird i've been chatting up wants my big uncircumcised aussie cock so badly
>>217698416Why are US girls into uncut cocks now
>>217698411HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
running squid man hunger games
>>217698416well i hope your penis is 10,000 miles long because thats the only way it's touching her
>>217696862rorke-san, your time is up
On a hunger strike lads. Not full time mind, just between 10pm and 6am the next morning. I shall be doing this daily until I get satisfaction.
>>217695217CODE??!!!!
>>217698461Could be us.
had a nightmare last night that I took an arse pic in the privacy of my own home and for some reason toilberg was absolutely fucking fuming with me
>Teachers will be given training to spot the signs of misogyny and tackle it in the classroom as part of the government's long-awaited strategy to halve violence against women and girls within the next decade.>The plans - which focus on preventing the radicalisation of young men - are due to be unveiled on Thursday, after being pushed back three times this year.>Pupils will be taught about issues such as consent, the dangers of sharing intimate images, how to identify positive role models, and to challenge unhealthy myths about women and relationships.>The £20m package will also include a new helpline for teenagers to get support for concerns about abuse in their own relationships.this sounds bloody woke
>>217698470Thanks me laterhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765904458067346.webm
the divine council has decided that unfortunately rorke is to be turned into silage
filled with incel rage
Welcome to America Hurts. I'm your host Nicktits Fentanylass
>>217698425normies are starting to notice and getting redpilled on the JQ
keeping my pokemon game unplayed so when i go to mums for christmas i have something to do for 2 weeks. cant wait to sit in her boring house in dead silence
>>217698460not quite but i can always fly over there for a quick root and be back in time for tea
>come back stronger than a powered up black manwhat on earth did the kaiser chiefs mean by this
>>217698549>cant wait to sit in her boring house in dead silencektimexcept i will be taking proust with me to read
politics are so boring now, every day it's the same old shit, wake me up when there's a nuclear holocaust
How come every Japanese TV show is named something like ‘Happy Fun Yes Time Magic Battle Squad Go!’?
think i need to stop posting here and looking at porn and stuff my brain is all fucked up and my soul is destroyed!
tough crowd this morning
Why would you put baked beans into pastryIt just doesn't work
americans be like cody, you motherfuckerand then cody is like i am a motherfucker, motherfucker
>>217698416used to be so insecure about being uncut glad that bullshit isn't really a thing anymore
>>217698605why the fuck are you asking /brit/ vile yank moron
>>217698608>>217698614>>217698615Could be ushttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1766047185260200.webm
>>217698608>soul is destroyed!ktim
sliding pipe cleaners down my urethra
>>217698620You were the kid with the weird anteater cock.
get those yank bastards out of brit NOW
>>217698605英語かっこいいからね
>>217698634>/brit/Can you really call this thread a /brit/ given it was startex by a spamming French schizo?
Imagine being us guy born 20 years ago Cut cocks were the norm so your mom got you sniped but now when you enter sexual market it's suddenly uncut cocks that are getting popular
>>217698531>>217698608Ktim
more yanks more aussiesmore canadians more nz i dream of a /brit/ with a thousand posters were threads hit the bump limit in 5 minutes. i dont know how we havent achieved it, its a great place. i might run adverts for us on billboards
>>217698655i didnt have phimosis so not really you were mutilated as an infant which is a much worse fate
well one of my friends at school didn't have a foreskin
>>217698710no yanks
dadfeld's just bought a boat and wants to take me out fishing on the weekend, but i'd much rather remain in my smelly incel dungeon and shitpost, and he knows full well i hate seafood
>>217698710how do posters become threads
Baseball season is still so far away.
>>217698686Doesnt matter if your willard is small. I have a small 5 incher and it is useless i might cut it off and change my name to holly or luna and bleach my arsehole
>>217698494The subtext is that it's due to this new generation of Muslim kids being more conservative than the lastThey'll present it as an Andrew Tate lonely white kids thing though
>>217698736love shitposting but honestly id love even more to cave your head in with a belaying pin. get on the fucking boat and get the high seas travelled and get the fucking fish out
another veritable slew of dreck in the ol' Spotify discover weekly
>>217698736For fucks sake rorke spend a bit of time with your dad some sun will do you a bit of good
>>217698710run 4chan ads
>>217698736go with your dadberg on his boat. live a little, stop being such a shut-in weirdo bro
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKz3eKywi1o>OI MATE 'ERE'S HOW TO WATCH FREE TELLYI was told the brits were supposed to be banned from 4chan a few days ago. What's the story?
can you get wifi on a boat
he help good cat
>>217698859could probably get starlink or some such
>>217698855dunno lol
>>217698855we can't stop outer /int/ jfs coming in and asking that but you don't get to do it, even as a jokenow fuck off
>>217698785but the boomer bastard dipped into my inheritance to buy that ridiculous bloody vesseli suppose i should count myself lucky that he isn't spending it on something even more frivolous like a cruise
>>217698883go on the boat with him, a lotthen tell him you want him to leave it to youthen you'll have a free boatsorted
If you have a plastic christmas tree you're not white
>my inheritanceah right, so his money then
The Cold War was based, hope we get to do it again
>>217698835Get into making the best homemade pizza you possibly can and don't look back. It'll rock your world.
>>217698912plastic tree makes more sense economically, can be used over and over
the adget it ran
>>217698876I was reminded that your 4chan loicense expired after that video popped up in my recommended, that's all.I presumed you were all cheeky buggers getting around it, instead nothing happened? Well well well. Chud wins again.
I bet her butthole smells cheesy.
>>217698947What is your favourite flavour joloff?
what is better PCP or HP car finance
>>217698906but i don't want a boat, and sure i could sell it but then i'd have to try and negotiate with other boomers like my dad who will invariably be lowballing cunts
It wears me out
>>217698959>no poo sealSeverely underselling the /brit/ posting experience
>>217698973Personal loan from the bank. PCP is a scam and you'll get a shit interest rate on HP.
My most American picture that I have saved
right time to watch porn for the next 12 hours
>>217698959no anime
>>217698978with a boat you can go wherever you wantyou could sail up the thames and stroll right into the monty pyke for the next meetup
>>217698973don't really know tbf, seems like a good one for chatgpt to answer
>>217698973Pcp if you drive a lot because then you don’t have to worry about putting miles on the car as you get a new car once the term is up
>>217698991Frontage roads are so based
how much is a 4chan ad>20 million unique daily visitorslmao bullshit
>>217698997ChatGPT will get confused, think you mean PCP the drug, and recommend you take the whole bag at once
>>217698996sirens could be here, he thought to himself out loudthe sound of sea shanties reverberated through his carbon fibre hull as the cask rum pulsed through his powerful thick veins
morning benders
if i don't manage to score any poon by my next birthday (in february) i'm going to the brothel
>>217699021scrombobulating
Right thenLaptop openedLaptop set to the sideTime to watch Judge Dredd memes for the day
>>217699021took me a minute to figure out why you replied that to me ahaha it is true though x
>>217699016theyre cheap as
Dua Lipa coitus derriere
>>217699025Hope you meet your sister there
>>217698989but i had a look and a personal loan will cost me more per month than the PCP payments
>>21769901675% of that are bots though
glod
Rizz 'em with the 'tism
>>217699051Of course it will but that's not the point. Do what you want, I'm not your financial adviser.
>>217699080imagine the state of the imbecile fooled by the obvious AI image on the left
New fallout series is out lads
>>217699080Need timeberg out of business
>>217699102is it the whole thing or just one episode
>>217699080No one wants you here you frog-eating cunt.
How do women like that have sexSeems that even if you're one of those fellas with Monster dong at best you could stick the tip in Are Doggy, mossionary and cowgirl the only positions women with big butts can fuck
It's over
>>217699047why would she be there
>>217699115no one wants a scat spamming pedophile here either freak
>>217699116>Doggy, mossionary and cowgirlthat is basically all the positions there are tbfanything else is just an elegant variation on those three
>>217699118dont know the difference
one of the reasons i suspect i'm an incel is because i was born with an unsightly deformity on my willy, but i managed to have it fixed up nicely when i was 21, but by then the psychological damage had been done and the virgin freak mentality had been permanently carved into my soul
>>217699118he looks better on the right i don't understand
>>217699110One episode, rather cruel. Shall watch on account some waste of space plastic christmas tree user, probably like you, will ruin it for me by spamming spoilers.
>>217699118I don't understand women
been thinking more about joining the army
>>217699118Literally just different posture kek
>>217699135what was it
that's clearly a display of female "humor"
>>217699146not going to lecture you but i will say that's a fucking retarded idea
>>217699146There's never been a better time to sign up!
>>217699071https://youtu.be/ab7NyKw0VYQ?t=44
>>217699146>t.
Meant to go to the doctor's today but I just cancelled it hahaLove cancelling things
>>217699146the queer bummer army presumably,y
>>217698411empty vacant eyes
>>217699165Yeah well I don’t have a job and I have no skills
Emma Watson gf for Christmas please.
>>217699155big mole
Bought a VW transporter camper van. Going to start eating kebabs in it after my evening exercise classes.
>>217699120She likes whores
>>217699118need to do a statistical analysis on if luigis support from men dropped as support from women increased, im almost certain this is the strategy the CIA used to nullify support for him by people that might do copycat crimes (non feminised men), by making him a female sex object and thus making it gay for them to show interest
>>217699177nothing stopping you from doing that of your own initiative without having to get shot at by rasheed
Sir Queer Bummer
>>217699190i think you need to get off the internet
>>217699181your willy should have the mindset of a mole thoughalways wanting to dig in holes and that
>>217699080
>>217699146KWAB
>>217699201agreed of course but im pretty sure im right
Open the doorGet on the floorEverybody walk the dinosaur
was hoping these drugs would last me at least 3 weeks but i've gone through them all in about a day and a half
managerberg doing my head in
>>217699194There is no war mate you get paid for running and cleaning basically
28 years later was almost certainly written by a woman. Le cancer :(Boring shallow plot line whereas a man could go ham with a film set 30 years into an apocalypse. Big swinging dick niggers zombie? Yeah sure that's totally Danny boyles idea. Mind you it might be, he's becoke a massive faggot. Typical manc.
>>217699227could be a war though
>>217695217It's difficult to equate JAV with reality. Most South Korean men grow up watching JAV since adolescence, so they believe all Japanese women are easy and whorish. However, if you approach them that way in reality, you won't see a good outcome. In reality, Japa girls aren't very sweet. They're not the type to obsess over their boyfriend. They are kinda cold.
Still sometimes think about how cringe the London 2012 opening ceremony was
best army job is engineering then you do private contracting for the military once you leave
Um
>>217699229bet you still see it every time you close your eyes
>>217699240Don't you all cheat and shag prozzies anyway?
>>217699245Jewish btw
>>217699118What's the issue he looks fine in the second?
>>217699146Only airforce is worth joining because you can fly on commercial planes after
>>217699238Nothing ever happens
>>217699245nothing to see here
hahaha you're all so funny
>>217699256Are you? Be careful out there, mate.
>>217699260he's groomed and in a suitthat means he no longer looks like a violent criminal and women don't like that
don't understand why niggers and pakis keep moving into britain and raping all the women and children and nicking everyones' phones, why can't they do that back in their own country if they insist upon it so much?
>>217699146Why die for Donbass?
>>217699260idk
>>217699247No but your mum does
>>217699265You need to have gone to university for that
Basically need to do two things and then I can switch off for Christmas but cannot bring myself to do them
>>217699245>>217699256suicide via 2 shots to the back of the dome while padlocked in a suitcase. Probably a weird perv sex game thing, best left alone. Best forgotten about yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DriMNklN5Iodoing a british related watch, is this youtuber/journalist literally just an ai generated person or am i fucking crazy. looks extremely uncanny
Might get into investing, forex, crypto, that kinda thing
>>217699334yeah well i might get into your house and rape you while you sleep, how about that?
>>217699310only still need to get:>1 bottle of wine>multiple gift bags>novelty pet gift item e.g pedigree jumb-boneCan do all that later today all being well.
>>217699314Tragic that. Just one of those things though eh.
>>217699314https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/-lfGd_zTfEQT6Q0HS_ElOg/sad individual
>>217699245
Sora puts a black person in every prompt I give it
>>217699245>>217699314turkish government got himhe was close to cracking the cure for baldness
>>217699229https://youtu.be/h3qxr6VVqtMExtremely important watch regarding that film franchise
>>217699351Corr
>>217699391x
>>217699318he's real just a grifterbased on his demeanour i assume he's an oxford social climber cunt, they're always uncanny
>>217699260women were mindbroken by the wall meme so try and apply it to men wherever possible regardless of relevance
>>217699373Ask it to show you a prison
penis
vagina
>>217699373too easy
>>217699253Because many Japanese exchange students came to my university, I know their characteristics to some extent. They always hide their true feelings. Even if they like you, they're not the type to show it. JAV is literally nothing more than fantasy. If a Jap woman's boyfriend or husband loses his job or fails to make living expenses, they break up without a second thought. Japanese women are far from being tender or sweet irl.
>>217699371if you bothered to read through them you'd see my posts are all very witty and amusing
People at toil talking about being in a 'cost of living crisis' as if it's a weird anomaly and prices will start going back down soon
>>217699303Well you did go to uni right???
>>217699371going to start using that pic and attach it to random posts. to throw you off the scent. you've done yourself mate
Me mum died in the holly
>>217699435just read a few and by god are you a boring bastard
you arrive for work on Christmas Eve
>>217699438See >>217699177
>>217699464this implies i can do all these things without asking. good managherberg
>>217699447>saw an article pop up written by that guy about his exchange with nick fuentes>click on it out of curiosity>locked behind a subscription paywallclassic jew
>>217699464i'll be working from home on christmas eve, like most daysit's always very easy
>>217699464Would knock this cunt out
>>217699464Strange arms
>>217699464truly, being a neet is the only way to have self-respect these days
pushed too hard on that last fart, lads. i've disgraced myself
Ok this hit me hardProper loner me
>>217699464an indian posted this on facebook earning himself 128 rupees of ad revenue
>>217699492unlucky lad, i can push as hard as i want because i'm on opioids and there's not a chance any poo is coming out my bum anytime soon
Send me down to Venezuela ill get it sorted
>>217699476No need to sign your posts
you're a fuckhead, that's what you are, a fucking shithead
>>217699465I see, proper frontline grunt
>>217699499>Proper loner meYep police he’s here
>>217699507https://youtu.be/smnKZXpj5qY?8vSsZsDjROAQM91I
>>217699519honestly why bother mate?
got my dad a bronze arrowhead from mesopotamia for christmas
don't get the appeal of the avatar films
raping a cock with my arse
The “male loneliness epidemic” is nothing new, it’s just now we hear a lot more about it
>>217699530sorry mate i don't understand ikeaspeak
>>217699531you wacky jews and your depression
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/waggle%20willy/
>>217699492Once did that at my old toil, fortunately I had a bag with me to put my pooey boxers in, if I didn't I'd have had to just leave and never return
>>217699535As my gran used to say it's all just zogslop for the pozzed goycattle masses
>>217699543It made me think of you nonetheless
>>217699535Seen the first 2 and enjoyed them. I'll watch the 3rd when it comes out on illegal internet video piracy and probably enjoy it as well. I don't obsess over them or anything but they are very watchable movies.
>>217699529What?
>>217699402he must use ai upscaling or something, the way his mouth and body moves just doesnt look right
>>217699499jimmy didn't lose his virginity until he was 26
If your banjo strings snaps while you’re jerking off, go to the music store and buy a replacement.
dread to think what some of your bellends must smell like
lighting in my room is so shit it makes me look an ugly bugger on the work meetings. This is going to kill my career as ugly people do not rise to the top
>>217699535haven't watched them but assume they're just typical lefty propaganda about not being racist to wogs
>>217699574Big bellend sniffer are you?
>>217699574mine smells like poo
>>217699574crack a share bag of prawn cocktail Skips and take a deep huff
>>217699583and white people being evil
>>217699464do normies really think this kind of blindingly white teeth looks good? only really adds to the psychopath vibes tbf
>>217699590cleanest and most hygienic homosexual
>>217699574Took a shower before toil this morning and me dickhead was rank smelling
The time has come and so have I
might go ask my former toilberg for my job back
>>217699604no it's a form of peacocking and that image isn't real
>>217699605women have bum holes too
>>217699574wash mine daily, it still gets a bit whiffy. can't imagine how bad it'd be if I just left it to fester
Get the Na'vi housed, Rorke
>>217699628
>women have bum holeth too
just seen a video of a girl with very loose fanny flaps. so loose, in fact, that she could tie them in a knot
>>217699643you using speech to text haha
>>217699636big if true
>>217699649HotWas it Nicole Dupapillon? She posses the biggest pussy lips in Britain
i rub jalapenos on my glans to drown out the willy smell and give it a nice kick. the latina ladies love it, i can tell you
>>217699670might give this a try
>>217699661alyssa branch. her twat looks more like thin sliced roast beef while this nicole's flaps look more like escargot
>>217699604Basically you have 2 options: either you get caps fitted over the top of your existing teeth and end up with the oversized piano key look e.g Jurgen Klopp + the guy in the image you quoted OR you get your existing teeth filled down to little killer whale orca nubs with drills then they glue normal-sized fake teeth over the top of your nubs.
Feed and Sneed. Feeed and Sneeed. It ain't no janitor's fun.
next week we are ALL gonna be up in the church
>>217699430So jav is realist. She did what you said.
https://x.com/BhamCityCouncil/status/2001332828399603932
>>217699725Valentina nappi teeth before her surgery.
>>217699725more options than that these days. some options dont require the teeth to be filed down
>>217699725Or you can floss and brush every day and not have to become a horrifying prosthetic travesty
Wow!
Listening to songs by Ana Caprix
>>217699604it's a wealth flex
>>217699751the other options:
>>217699537Men have been lonely for as long as we can remember but men also have a more stoic attitude and find solitude more comfortable than womenIt's just because society has become so feminised that this has been thrown to the forefront to be criticised as something that needs "fixing"There's nothing to fix, it's just in our nature
>>217699770Quite right Kier, quite right. Labour have my vote.
>>217699742leftypols programming working overtime to avoid admitting what the problem is here
I look like this
>>217699725makes my skin crawl
>>217698435rorke trying to solve the new captcha
Love Macca's Christmas tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Ye-3C1FC8
would like to have some of my shittier teeth pulled and replaced with crowns, but they cost like $8000 each which is unbelievably extortionate. dentists are criminals.
>>217699770Ratio'd
>>217699813The last guy who drove through people in the uk was white
>>217699796your current options are to pretend they dont exist because i decline to spoonfeed you or stop being an obtuse mong and do your own research
>>217699742Is this a Timpsons advert why do they keep panning to the shop?
>>217699814you should get more sleep, consume less caffeine and drink more water
>>217699770read this in his weird robot voice
>>217699839oh then in that case lets continue importing violent 3rd worlders en masse into our countries. thanks mate.
>>217699840threw his toys out the pram because he was asked to support his claims award
its literally one week away from christmas dayi do NOT feel festive, not one bit
welsh and northern irish retards
Bollards of Peace
Sir Premium Bonds
>>217699839doesn't count because he didn't hurt anyone
>>217699857Didnt say that did i rorke
>>217699839he had a melty because people were smashing his car, he wasn't trying to kill people
>>217699862option 1 for you then.
>>217699865the only country that colour that has a number on the map is finland which is 103
>>217699867>now i remember that french bloke who fell from a balcony arse first onto a bollard below
dangling my sack low
>>217699863Ktimas
>>217699863how could anyone in this hellscape possible feel remotely festive? apart from the fact it’s fucking tropical outside swear they purposely mock us with christmas songs and imagery of christmases gone past
>>217699879oh yeah what the fuck
Sir Phil Einfestive
>>217699871sure you werent
>>217699854bro doesnt recognize eggy (that's a good thing)
tired of being scapegoated for everything bad that happens, for the crime of being born a straight white male who is also extremely racist and sexist
>>217699892Yeah
been scrapegoated
christmas is CANCELLED
Ah yes a tropical 6 degrees celsius
love cigarette juice haha let's meet and drink cigarette juice together x
>>217699865>bulgaria that high>poland that highyeah nah
>>217699909khan's london
rapegoated my arse
>>217699920not khan's londonMY /brit/
>>217699911rorke's nephew placing his drink order at his Casino Royale theme birthday party
bye guys i have to go and watch Romanian tv for an hour
>>217699863I havent felt christmas spirt in like 10 yearsPartialy due to lack of snow
someone be a dear and get it made won't you?
>>217699953you got your carp yet lad
yum. tasty carp
>>217699958Be the change you want to see
>>217699962No I hate that mud fish Shall be frying Cod and Salmon this year
I actually like Christmas and don't want to be a grinch but yeah, not feeling itMight go out shopping at the weekend, get a Christmas Costa, listen to some tunes and that
cheeky quints edish?get it made
>>217699967i've already made 2 or 3 news today, i'm not doing it again
>>217695217New>>217695992>>217695992>>217695992
>>217699980stop taking the mick frog bro!
>>217699991>>217699991>>217699991
you're weird if you open presents on the 24th instead of the morning of the 25th
